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>>39595084
Finally, a thread to myself

How do you choose a team to support for yank sports?

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>>39595084
Waiting for dad to leave for work so I can finish waning to trans girls on chaturbate and eat some toast

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>>39595349
>waning to trans girls on chaturbate

>>39595490
Better than wanking though, right lad? That might be gay or something haha

Lads how am i supposed to get a job if leaving the house gives me a panic attack

>>39595567
Take drugs that make you not care or work from home (somehow)

>>39595567
Use this one simple trick to make 12k a month online

>>39595584
WELL TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED

What you got planned for today lads? Gonna wait for my family to go to work then do my trademark lackluster chest workout

>ecig battery flat
is there a worse pain?

>>39595881
Move out tomorrow so packing all my shit

>>39596366
Moving to where? Uni?

>>39596400
Yeah lad

>tfw 23 but still leave all my stuff to the very last minute

>>39596426
Where you going/what subject?

>>39596441
Newcastle, and computer science

coffee and porridge
I'm adjusting back to normal life I think

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I'm going to play D&D for the first time this weekend, I'm quite excited.

/endblog

>>39596810
D&D is shit

Lads, just bought a new laptop and I swear this piece of shit is slower than my 2009 shit heap I had before.

>>39596852
Probably full of bloatware.

should I sell my WiiU to get a switch?
Don't really play it that often, just guitar hero
Have a few games with it, the only ones worth anything are Sm4sh and MarioMaker,

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Tsunami in Mexico

>>39596988
Just got the blue screen. Piece of shit lads. Taking it back to pc world. I'll just stick to my desktop and use the old shit heap for on the go.
>TFW had to pay extra for one with a dvd-r because 'no one uses them mate so most laptops lack then because everything is digital'.

>>39597159
Keep it and hack it to play Wii/Gamecube games.

>>39597259
Yeah I did that
also got freeshop on it, kinda why I'm bored with it

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i fucking love asian girls lads

>>39597302
At least wait for Mario Odyssey and maybe Xenoblade 2 before getting a Switch.

>>39595084
Last day of wageslavery. Can't wait till it is over. We have a lunch thing with my boss over lunch hour too so I can't even enjoy my alone time on lunch break.

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I am absolutely useless at life, lads. Scared of everything. Keep applying for jobs, getting interviews, then chickening out of going to them because they are such terrifying experiences.

All I want to do is stay inside my house and never leave it or talk to other people again.

>>39597375
i fucking hate whores lads

might buy a cheesecake and eat the fucker whole
who's gonna stop me

>>39597695
>All I want to do is stay inside my house and never leave it or talk to other people again.
We all do lad but unfortunately it can't really be that way.

Just gotta work and try the best to be comfy the rest of the time

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>>39597708
the only way to live is to not give a fuck

>>39597706
Because...but they speak do highly of you anon!

>>39597708
>Not cutting it into 4 pieces and making it last 4 days
Who /stingy/ here?

>>39597843
can't do moderation, have to eat until I'm full or it just isn't worth it

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gonna make sausages with mash and onion gravy today lads!

>>39597870
I'm the same but only with things that come in bags or wrappers. Like, I could devour an entire bag of tangfastics in one go but a tub of ice cream would last me over a week.

>>39597902
I'm really fucking sketchy with my food right now, I'm still trying to get a handle on it

tail end of losing 12stone, I'm technically underweight now and just fucking hungry all the time
and not for fruit or veg, i just want carby, sugary shit until I'm sick

here's hoping I get it under control sooner rather than later

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>>39597712
I guess you're right.

I'm just not looking forward to things imploding one day when I'm no longer able to keep dodging things.

Off to wageslave, lads

And I've got a pounding headache to boot.
Life is suffering.

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Jolly good morning to you all.

>>39597897
When's your inevitable suicide?

>>39597843
>he doesnt make his own for a quarter of the price

wow what a great way to spend money! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41197076

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>7 months since last wageslave contract dried up
>saved up money getting low
>still can't be fucked looking for more
>homelessness is on the cards at this point

Is this it? Have I reached peak apathy and now i spiral to my inevitable suicide?

>>39597979
Never, bro! I've endured 45 years so far so I reckon can make it to the finish line. Avoiding most people seems to be the key. Never explain yourself, never tell anybody anything about yourself. Accept the fucked-up world as it is. Intelligence is a curse but use it to your advantage to outwit the hypnotised masses!

>>39598019
Arent you on bennies?

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>Mrs Shekelberg asking me to work until three

Shan't be doing that. Had a shower and drinking some green tea. I feel at peace

>>39597998
It's abhorrent that money is still handed over. I imagine lots of disappearances where there's a good chance of the person being found have lost out on funding because this has been so publicised

>>39598019
Been there anon. I got an immediate start on a call centre job and now I pray for death haha.

>>39598030

And subsisting on sausage and mash.

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>>39598039
How do you do it, Tilde? How do you face work every morning?

Tell me your secrets.

>>39598030
Oh, that's cool. What are you having for dindins at midday though? That's what I REALLY want to know.

can't take a ahite unless i drink coffee lads
not good

>>39598068
Touche, brother. Though I wouldn't say subsist. Varied home-cooking is all part of my frugal lifestyle.

>>39598098
Since I'm working from home at the moment I don't tend to eat a lot during the day. I will probably have a huge bowl of oatmeal at 11 then won't eat until 7ish then eat quite a big meal.Will be on the wine tonight so will prob snack on something as I go.

>in bed
>rain falling on window
>real comfy right about now
>alarm goes off
>have to drag myself to work through said rain onto the uncomfy bus
ahaha.

Watching Apt Pupil. Didnt realise it was by Stephen King. Is he the most adapted author ever? Even his non-horror stuff makes tremendous movies.

>>39598145
Bus rides in the rain are pretty comfy imo

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this show is so comfy lads
watches the odd episode before but now im going through them all in order

>>39598158
Na I hate bus rides. Uncomfy seats, no leg room, sitting next to a stranger.

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>>39598169
Good lad. I've slowed down but still watching a couple of eps a day. Up to 73 now.

>>39598148
good call. didn't realise there was a film. I remember reading it years ago as a novella in 'diffrent seasons'

>>39598193
that pic is a fun episode
do you have a favorite? mine is the obsolete man

>>39598039
Why are all of your posts exactly the same? Not sure if you have something wrong with your head, or you're just kinda boring.

Alright here's the deal. Do I take the non ensuite room? All my house mates are white or risk getting a non ensuite and living with pooindeloos or niggos

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>no longer comfortably fit into size 34 trousers

>>39598082
It's a combination of the following

>working part time so get free time
>co workers are all super nice
>count down the days until my next day off
>I like knowing I'm making Mrs Shekelberg's easier and being an asset
>I like seeing customers smile and doing what I can to put them in a good mood
>paid weekly so can regularly buy frivolous stuff
>unironically like and take pride in my job despite it's low status
>can look forward to speaking to someone important to me when I get home

I still find it tedious but I try my best to enjoy it and the thought I am appreciated by Mrs Shekelberg and my co workers helps enormously. I want to be someone they can depend on

Not sure if any of this is applicable to you or your job though lad

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To stay up all day or to go to sleep, the eternal question.

>>39598225
not too late to turn it around
I'd say it's never too late, but that isn't supposed to give you carte blanche to leave it forever

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>>39598225
iktf, except theyre too big for me now

stopped drinking for 4 days and already look and feel less fat
mad how you can easily drink a days calories in one go

>>39598238
Oh, I don't have a job. I spazzed out and quit my last job about 2 and a half years ago and I've been a NEET since. I'm just thinking about getting back into the wagie game, but the mere thought of having any kind of responsibility at all terrifies me, and even having a JSA appointment means I won't sleep because of stress the night before.

I guess I'll do what you did and try and wean myself back into work by doing part-time stuff though.

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>>39598209
>the obsolete man
That's a great one, one of my favourites. I was keeping a list of my favs but not sure what my number 1 would be. Monsters are due on Maple Street or The Silence maybe. Amazing how one man wrote so many episodes.

Got a girl pregnant and she won't have an abortion lads

>>39598272
i gave up drinking mostly because i wanted to lose weight

i'm a fat shit who binge eats though, so it didn't really work, although it did slow my weight gain

>>39598306
Do you have the means to support a family

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>>39598306
Just go for the classic lad.

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>>39598249
I'm gearing up for round three of weight loss. Went from 99kg to 83kg, then up to 88kg, then down to 78kg, and now I'm at 82kg.

It's a never-ending struggle to keep your weight down, I think these skinnyfags deserve more praise than they get.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6f2vyeO8H

what to do lads

>>39598294
yeah he had so many good ideas
wish more anthology shows were around, there was black mirror but most of the episodes all dealt with the same idea of technology going too far

>>39598360
I hear you
was 120kg, then 75kg, then 140kg
currently at 63kg which is my lowest yet
losing it is piss easy at this stage, keeping it off is the fuckin struggle

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>>39598374
>140kg
Jesus, lad. How tall are you?

First thing I'm doing when they invent a high-quality simulated reality is gorging myself on all that delicious, 0 calorie food.

>>39598416
6'1
my (second) wakeup call was being unable to put my own socks on

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>>39597975
Crumpet! Can't tell if it's you because you don't have the trip on

I haven't seen you in a little while, how have you been? I've been hanging out in the other thread since everyone moved there.

>didnt die in my sleep last night
>didnt die in a car crash on the way to work
>havent died in a horrible industrial accident yet

Shit day so far.

>>39598438
it's early yet

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>>39598422
I'm only 5'7" - bit bitter about not being taller for the sole reason that I could eat more and not be as fat

>my (second) wakeup call was being unable to put my own socks on
For me, it was putting an old suit on for a job interview and realising how terrible I looked with everything bursting at the seams

>>39598468
flip side is I'm a hungry skelly now
people, usually my mum, often remark how ill I look

>>39598507
Better a hungry skeleton than a fat fuck though

REALLY FUCKING ITCHY FOR SOME REASON LADS

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>>39598225
>gradually gone up to 40 from 30 over the last decade
not gonna reach 60 years old, lads.

dunno why I'm oversleeping lately

used to be able to get up at 7am on the dot, and now I'm getting up and turning my alarm off then sleeping in till nowish

>>39598599
>having sex with qt girl at her house
>she has a huskie
>no lock on door
>dog comes in just as I'm about to come
>lost it
>dog settles down, leaves.
>try again
>almost there
>dog comes back in
Fucking normies and their dogs.
I'm thinking she normally fucks the dog and that's why he came in barking because he's jealous as fuck.

>>39598627
>>39598627
I would have only gotten harder at the prospect of nutting in front of an audience

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>>39598627
Haha I too have many humourous tales of my sexual exploits

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>>39598684
>tfw you have a single story in all of your 25 years about one time kissing a girl
gonna make it

>>39598653
Nah lad, too fucking weird.

>>39598684
I have other stories, but they are less humorous.
I once had a fat bata at a house party come in and stare at me having sex with a girl for about 2 minutes then he left.
I stared at him as I pumped the girl, it was weird and I think it was the worst sex I've ever had.

>>39598757
Was she a cute gril at least?

>>39598627

have the same story but it was a cat staring at me the entire time

It knew what I was doing and was judging me

>>39598767
surprisingly, yes

she was my best friend at university, and she kissed me after i told her i had never kissed anyone before (then i got weird and clingy, and you can probably imagine the rest)

Lads what's a good torrent client to use these days?
I've had a very old version of uTorrent on my old laptop, but the newer versions are so full of shit I've just removed it and looking for whatever you kids are using now?

>>39598789
i use deluge

>>39598789
I still use uTorrent because I'm a creature of habit and it still works fine

>>39598627
>not getting a threeway going
You missed out.

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Just squatted a herculean 100 lbs lads

>>39598789
tixati lad

>>39598789
I use qBittTorrent. Gets the job done.

>>39598225
pic of your fat body please

just cant get gud at fifa lads

>>39598864
I'm not a girl m8

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>Tfw no qt britfeel bf
any of you cute lads wanna meet up haha? x

>>39598929
>qt
>britfeel
come on now

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>>39598958
I know they exist! Add me on steam homosexual britfeel bois!

>>39598958
Lad, I'm cute as fuck.
Just not a fucking bufty so that cunt can bolt.

>>39599047
Re-watching breaking bad.
It's there a cut that removes all Skyler scenes?

>>39598727
just had my wake and bake listening to this. thanks lad.

is anyone elses parents as spergy as you?
think it's why i have no friends

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>>39598427

Hello!

It has been a time; how kind a thing to ask, I hope you are well yourself.

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Good morning lads.
Quite an overcast day, feels a bit depressing honestly.
hope you all remember to post waifus

>>39599141
Have some depressing music for a depressive day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypFxqypp2o8

Love orange juice so much lads. Could chug litres of the stuff

>>39599215
patrician taste lad
as long as your talking about actual orange juice and not the diluting kind

no pulp masterrace

>>39599115
Not really no. My Dad can probably relate to some robot things. Largely dislikes random social interaction in public as well as general dislike to events such as parties and the like. Mums the opposite though, will just have a full blown conversation with anyone.

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>>39599115
Neither of them had friends. Mum has refused to go outdoors for almost a year now and is basically a shut in NEET.

What about your parents?

>>39599141
Done

And yes these days feel bad. Wish I went to work now because I doubt I'll do anything today

>>39599215
It surprised me how many calories there are in fruit juice. I like pineapple juice the most, lychee and dragon fruit are nice too but hard to find

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Lads, if I try to call someone who has an iPhone and it goes to voicemail after ringing once, am I blocked or is their phone off?

>>39599345
>blue peter badge
Always wanted one tbqh even though I would have never actually gone to any of the places you could get into free with it. Kid me thought the value for money was off the charts though.

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Ello lads, hows it going today then?

>>39599239
>not the diluting kind
you mean non-concentrate? ehh i cant afford tropicana

>bored
>download random show
>first scene is a car running over a bunch of people (including a mother and baby) in graphic fashion
win

>>39599342
just another reason people went to 8ch.

>>39599342
whyd you fail?

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Ah yes absolutely loving how desperate people are to associate Islamists with the right wing when they've been the leftists pets for decades

>>39599438
>hate gays
>hate feminism and think women need to be controlled
>hate degeneracy
>hate the jews
The far right and Islam have a lot in common mate

>>39599459
>Left wing let them in
>Left wing defend them for decades
>"Nu-uh look they're right wing! Remember we hate the right wing here!"

>one guy at work doesn't put sugar in my tea when he does the round
>been 2 years so it's too late to correct him now
Sometimes I sneak it back into the kitchen to put some in but he sits right near me

Any Nottingham lads here? Going to 5guys tonight

>>39599459
Stalin hated gays, jews and women too. And killed tons of minorities. Why do people think that leftism = nice and right = nasty?
Chairman Mao killed millions of non Chinese minorities in China.

And are we forgetting all the Islamic socialist movements?

>be bald
>wear glasses and goatee
>people keep addressing me as "Heisenberg"

Is Breaking Bad worth watching?

>>39599504
I think we're arguing two different points desu. I'm talking about the beliefs of the two sides and I assume that's what the article is about. Maybe it tries to pretend the right wing is pro-Islam in which case obvious it's incorrect

>>39599522
i dropped it

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Had a ready-meal cottage pie that hasn't sat well with me lads. Not one bit.

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>>39598360
>I think these skinnyfags deserve more praise than they get.
I've been skinny/underweight my entire life, trying to bulk up now. I think it's difficult both ways, making such a big change to the eating habits and lifestyle you've lived most of your life. Good luck anon, you're going to make it

>>39599522
>>people keep addressing me as "Heisenberg"
what people?

have to go to the dentist next week for the 1st time in a while, I don't like going because it's so far away and I have to get someone to drive me and obviously they always come in with me instead of just going shopping or something so I'm sat there feeling like a kid who can't do anything independent. My teeth hurt quit bad though despite how well I try to look after them, I know I'll need about 3 fillings. They won't do that though, they'll just tell me I need that and criticise me and tell me I need to come back in 3 weeks to get them fixed.

>>39599526
Joseph Stalin had some pretty """"right wing"""" beliefs.

>>39599518
>Why do people think that leftism = nice and right = nasty
I dont. But it's not like there's a lot of gay hating lefties marching down the street and holding rallies. Most modern lefties are socially liberal as fuck.

>>39599516
We have one in Liverpool. They're alright but it's a bit expensive. Probably would never go by myself again but I would easily go if paid for and probably would with other people.

>>39599557
The left right spectrum is a pretty shit metric in current year tbqh. We should do away with it but people want to hang on because it's easy.

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>>39598830
Fuark lad, Mr. Universe when?

jk I can't even squat anymore without searing lower back pain. max was 170lbs 3x5

>>39599551
Right, but there isnt many genuine Stalinists around these days. There's plenty of far right lads though.

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>doing japanese at uni
>have to use a facebook group that actual japanese uni students will join too
>had to post an introduction in japanese
>japanese students start replying in japanese
>have to reply to all of them in japanese now
>tfw it's going to take hours to first think of what to say then figure out how to translate it

>>39599572
Jeremy Corbyn tho

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This kills the remainer, I'm going to enjoy seeing them try and paint this as negative.

>Oh um errr people getting paid more is umm bad yeah

thinking about getting the tikker watch (a watch that estimates life expectancy then counts down till you die

>>39599582
Dont think he hates gays does he?

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>>39599141
You mean comfy lad, I've got a brew going, music on and rain outside. Couldn't ask for more

>all my problems are meaningless
>but that don't make 'em go away
Post tunes while we're at it lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKgj1FNToWY

>>39599545
Two drunk chavs in the street last night and various people quite often.

e.g. a few weeks ago when I ordered my pints at a pub the reply was "alri Heisenberg"

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>>39599572
I'm tempted to sometimes. Seems like good fun.

>>39599582
>pic related

Anyone else lose their sex drive? Been a couple of weeks now, I can obviously tell when a woman is attractive, but don't have any sexual desire. I'm not really bothered tbqh but my gf is.

Could it be an underlying problem?

>>39599239
>no pulp
Well that's not proper orange juice is it lad?

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>>39599366
Not too bad pal, yourself?

I know it's leddit but did you see this? Made me giggle
https://www.reddit.com/r/milliondollarextreme/comments/6ypthq/my_friend_here_has_been_living_in_the_caribbean/

>>39599586
In the end though we will have a shortage of people with required skills.

>>39599608
>has a gf
go over to /brit/ on /int/ it's for your kind fucking normie

>>39599635
I've heard there's this big building that people can go to learn skills.

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>>39599572
>there isnt many genuine Stalinists around these days
*ahem*

>>39599635
Higher and higher wages will incentivise skilled immigrants with those required skills to move in, or people to look in to a career path to attain those skills and ultimately those wages.

>>39599640
Fuck off lad we're not like that in here

About to do a driving lesson for the first time in a year, scared lads.

>>39599663
britfeel used to hate normies lad, be honest how long have you been coming to britfeel?

>people actually thought we voted leave because we thought we'd be economically better off
I just did it to fuck up the globalist plans and to annoy people in power

>>39599665
I remember mine laddo, I always hated the thought, but when I was actually on them, they were fine

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>>39599671
britfeel has always had a peaceful coexistence between normies and robots, how new are you?

>>39599681
I did it to deport all the pakies. Wonder when they're gonna get started on that.

just measured and i literally have over an inch of pubic fat
need to lose weight asap

>>39599671
Couple of years lad, stop being a whinging baby and go and post about good boy points

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>>39599665
Thing is lad, like all things in life, if you think "oh shit oh shit im gonna fail i gotta make extra sure i dont oh god oh god" etc. then you're gonna fail.

Like you're going on a bike downhill towards a lamppost. If you keep shitting yourself and readjusting yourself and wobbling like michael j fox in an earthquake then you'll probably end up crashing in to it.

I know this sounds like trash normie "just be confident" advice but if you think you can't do it then you won't. Pay it no attention.

Good luck boyo.

>>39599691
Never. But we wont have to take all those peaceful refugees. Wonder how /pol/ will react when 'based Poland' bends the knee and lets them in.

>>39599680
same pretty much mate, fuck london, although if we do properly leave and control our own immigration we will be better off long term

Lost 3lb in the lats 2 weeks and I've been eating pizza and sweets.

Based riding a bike 10 miles every day.

Is anyone else here a neet who fills up a lot of their time by studying languages?
What are you learning?
I'm doing Swedish and Esperanto, fairly easy and fun desu.

>a total shithole
>millions of people so desperate to leave they'll scrub toilets in London
>high rate of suicides and alcoholism
Americans on /pol/ are fucking hilarious

>>39599732
Alright lad let's not pretend that Britain isn't as much of a shithole

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>>39599648
>general secretary Zizek when

>>39599759
Compared to Poland we're a fucking paradise.

>>39599718
You might be losing weight lad but that's still not healthy. Why not bike ride and slowly ween yourself off the pizza and sweets?

Congrats either way

>>39599759
In Britain if you work you can earn a wage and not starve to death.
Not so much in Eastern Europe.

Minimum wage in Britain is preferable to Poland.

>>39599718
Been thinking about getting a bike to reduce this beer gut a little bit.

>>39599680
My vote was mostly to see the normie outrage when something doesn't go their way

>>39599724
It's definitely a productive use of time lad, especially since if you know Swedish you can understand Norwegian and Danish too. How's Esperanto?

Need to start learning a language to be productive. I downloaded Duolingo months ago and haven't used it once haha

>Learning Swedish

What's the point, they'll all be speaking Arabic in 20 years.

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>>39599774
>>39599779
Sorry lads I'm a bit of a mong, thought he was talking about America. That makes a lot more sense now

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>>39599807
That's ok frend I make mistakes like that all the time

>>39599796
Hey when did you come back Tilde? Sorry if you've already been asked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mupLSB4kS8

Nothing makes me want to commit for than watching this

>>39599796
Yeah I'd like to visit or maybe live in Scandinavia one day
Despite all the memes about immigrants it's still preferable to Britain and prettier.
Esperanto is stupidly easy because everything is regular. I know it's pointless to learn but its so simple I can't stop now.

>>39599834
>commit for

???

Giv ASMR gf now pls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEzZh_lwkF8

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>Mfw realised the only way I can get three workouts in a week is to use my two days off and one day on the same day as work
How do normies do it?

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The best part about Brexit was seeing all the normies cry about how they couldn't work in Europe, paying European taxes and contribute to European economies.

That's right you traitorous fucks. This country raised you, this country funded your education, now contribute to THIS country

Anyone been to Paphos before? Any good historical stuff to see?

>>39599830
Couple of days ago lad

>>39599836
Like here, I think it's only the urban areas that are bad. Iceland seems great though desu. I think a snowy country would be super comfy

And Esperanto has it's uses. Because it's derived from romance, germanic and slavic languages it will help you should you ever take one up!

>>39599877
You think normies work out 3 times a week?

>>39599879
I know a girl who unironically moved to Germany because of Brexit

Hope she gets enriched

>>39599904
Wonder what her grandfather who fought in WW2 thinks

>>39599899
I dunno. I assume so. They work five days a week though. Normies are something of a mystery to me, desu

>>39599879
Or crying because it'll be 3% more effort to go backpacking round Europe 'finding yourself' or whatever because you'll need an easy to get visa

>>39599918
Most normies have never seen a gym

>>39599516
yeh im from notts, shame that griddle and shake closed down

>>39600073
I find this hard to believe. Gyms are mostly Stacies, bro-dudes and swole robots

>not working out at home for a fraction of the price
I'm not even memeing I love that shit

>>39600176
I need the accountability of a financial incentive or I just won't do it
the best system I've devised for just getting cardio in is going for a run outside my house becuase once I've set off, I have to keep going just to get back home

>>39599920
This exactly lad

>WAHHHH I CAN'T MARRY CHAD IN PARIS STUPID RACISTS

>>39596810
Sounds super gay you big gay homo

>>39600176
>Buy squat rack and bench and weights and barbell. Total cost 500 quid
>Tfw I've used it a total of maybe 20 times. That's 5 quid a session.
It works out okay but I lack the motivation to actually use it.

Just got fucking sanctioned lads, I kept up the jobsearch between meetings and was told that it would be fucking fine by my coach.
God damn, fuck the job center. What do I do lads? I was happy because I got a placement at Tesco of all places and now I've been slapped with this shit

>>39600394
I just bought dumbells at first until I knew I was going to take it seriously. Have a crappy bench now as well. Still making gains though

This is a joke surely?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXotdTN5nqU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydPZRoLzu-E

Critique at least one point.

If it continues the way it's going, we should make a paramilitary here at /britfeel/ to protect our non-halal tendies.

>>39599904

I'm unironically moving to France because of it.
Already shifted the bulk of my liquid assets into a Euro account, thank fuck.

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>>39600419
Pic related at the absolute bomb. But I prefer to have the designated space of visiting the gym since it puts me in the right headspace desu.

Dont reply to it Iads you're better than that

>>39600450
Why is that white man doing a shitty Jamaican accent?

>>39600450
Thats one rachel dolezal looking fucker

>>39599834
I mean a lot of us are young dumb and living off mum but we're not that entitled or bratty jesus christ

>>39600462
>France
Enjoy getting mugged by rapefugees

>>39600394
Is it only 500? I've heard costs in the thousands for a decent setup

>>39600459
I don't understand what I'm meant to critique. He makes unsubstantiated claims. If he used sources to back up his points then this video could be credible. In general it's pointless debating opinions unless you have evidence to support them.

>>39600488

I've lived there five-ish months of the year since '04, and have been remarkably unmugged, raped or otherwise molested.

>>39600475
Whites can be Jamaican too you fucking racist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwDgA9LUVMA

>>39600450
what is with these mentally ill fuckers nowadays who wish they were black so much that they actually wear blackface and give themselves nappy hair

He tore
the centre of my shirt
red was bleeding through
from underneath
the white clothes that I wore

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>>39600482
I know right, I mean from experience I know that the time I've spent living on my own I can more the handle the everyday chores that are required and I'd figure that most other people on here can to. Really makes you wonder just how autistic >>39600459 para military idea is

>>39600504
I've rung up all the mosques, they're on their way

>>39600394

>500 quid total
>20 uses
>5 quid a session

What did he mean by this?

>>39600520

Mosques have the best brocantes.

I just want some weed but I'm 500 miles from my own country and dealers, london is shit

>>39600540
Yeah London famously has no dealers. Just look for a stoned guy (or a black if you're feeling brave)

>>39600504
2004 was before the immigrant crisis.

>>39600462
Yeah burgeoning property portfolio blah blah we get it mate

>>39600550
>2004 was before the immigrant crisis.

>>39600504
>I've lived there five-ish months of the year since '04


English comprehension not your strong suit, lad?

Second language for you? I want you to know your welcome here!

>>39600575
>I also feast on exotic dishes like tapas
we've heard it all before you boring twat

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>Moving to a country with even more Muslims than ours

>>39600540
Mate the second I stepped out out of Camden station this burly Jamaican guy in the street asked us if we wanted any weed. It's not hard

>>39600565

well, diminishing as fast as good CGT minimising practice allows, but... Yes. Kinda.

>>39600586
>>I also feast on exotic dishes like tapas

Well, maybe in Spain or Bolton....

Not so much in France.

You'Il never be a writer britnormie.

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>>39599210
Quite enjoying this
>>39599281
When its just overcast its very annoying but its raining now so its actually rather comfy.
Just got some very good news too so my mood has bounced back up.
>>39599597
Rain is here for me too now and it is /c o m f y/
Been listening to this since like 4am though for some reason: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHje9w7Ev4U
Yours is very chill and comfy though
as always

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>>39600575
>criticises someone else's English
>your welcome

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>>39600415
pls respond lads, at this rate I won't be able to keep the lights on or food in my belly

>>39600620
>eagles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1WJqKWqUHQ
thanks lad

>>39600635
just get a job lol

>>39600632

I suppose I asked for that.

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> parents gave me the "you need a psychiatrist" talk
It's all downhill from here right?

>>39600718
No, not as long as you ignore them. Fuck these psychiatrist jews, you do your thing lad

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>>39600663
I'M FUCKING WORKING ON IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39600718
What do they think you will gain out of it? Have you suffered some sort of trauma or is it just an over reaction on their part?

>>39600718

Depends, do you actually need one or are you just habitually a cunt?

>>39600745
>>39600746
They think I have no motivation for anything and no friends, therefore I must be depressed

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>>39600718
Need to learn how to hide your power-level from them.

>>39600787
desu you probably are

>>39600787

Are you though?

I mean, it's potentially helpful but only if you actually have a mental problem as opposed to simply being an irascible cunt that nobody want to have anything to do with.

>>39600787
I'd give it a go if they are willing to pay for it. Try and work with the therapist to solve problems rather than be confrontational with them. If it doesn't help you can say to your parents you are feeling better anyway to get them off your back.

In all likelihood you are all soft cunts and you need is a kick up the arse.

WHY WON'T THE DWP LEAVE MY MUM ALONE? I WORK, SHE CAN'T SHE IS TOO OLD, JUST LEAVE HER BENEFITS ALONE, I CAN'T JUGGLE MY JOB WITH SCREAMING AT SOME CUNT DOWN THE PHONE. MY TAXES PAY FOR HER DOLE, JUST LEAVE HER ALONE.

>>39600866
DWP are absolute cunts desu, nature of their job. Is she not on a pension?

>>39600878
She's on housing benefit, I can't do this anymore anon, I work, I pay taxes, they causing problems for her? I have to deal with them, I just want them to leave us alone.

Lads I'm in a bit of a pickle. I'm trying to download a new update for qbittorrent but when I get to the final stage in the setup it says 'qbittorrent is running. Please close the application before installing'

Thing is I closed the application beforehand, the only thing that's running is the setup. It's so stupid

>realize I can fully hallucinate the sensations from pov porn if I'm sleep deprived
welp lads time to find out what pussy feels like.

>>39600952
Or what your brain "thinks" pussy feels like

>>39600653
I'm the cab driver lad
no problem though lad

>>39600952
Touch the inside of your cheeks, you're welcome

Moving out a week tomorrow. Shitting myself.

>>39600995
>cold and full of ulcers
Doesn't sound pleasant desu

>>39600996
Same here anon where are you off to?

>>39601020
Moving to Bristol, you?

>>39600965
My brain definitely has a pleasurable idea of it, it's so warm and smothering.
>>39600995
Yeah I've heard that a few times, but I meant applied to my dick.

>>39601060
Do a few stretches and you could find out for yourself.

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>skrrrt, we dash away

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>>39601056
>moving to Bristol
You that Cambridge reject?

>>39601102
Nah, I only applied to Bristol. All the Russell groups have pretty much the same entry requirements, and this was the only one I wanted to go to of them

>tfw ywn achieve that thing you want thats hard to obtain
feelsbadman

>>39601133
why so vague facebook poster?

>>39601133
I won't achieve the one thing that's supposedly easy to obtain (a bf)

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>>39601131
It's a great uni and a great city lad, I'm sure you'll enjoy it. I went to discount Bristol Uni but still enjoyed it nonetheless

>>39601131
I'm also heading to Bristol Uni. Which accomodation are you staying in, if you don't mind me asking? Also, what subject?

Anything better than a drink before work before riding your bike in to the office slightly tipsy?

>>39601020
Sheffield uni I need robot friends

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>>39601236
>uni
>robot
>friends

>>39601236
My uncle told me a story about how he caught Chlamydia from a lass when he was at sheffield uni. He's a bit weird.

>>39601241
It's computer science so everyone will be a loser right?!

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>>39599141
>Yakuza Zero has arrived
>PS4 has not
curse you, amazon

>>39599597
>Neil Young
Excellent taste lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkL_IevacnU

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>>39599685
good for you, lad. no hating on this thread! have a comfie

>>39601292
No, they'll be numales, betas & dikes, enjoy hell

>>39601325
We do live in a very beautiful country

>>39601292
OMG I love computers too! I'm such a nerd xD

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>There's never any bad guys and good guys in history, everything is grey.
>Opium wars

Can't say we weren't the bad guys here lads.

>>39601292
i went to a uni open day and in the comp sci department there were two autistic people arguing over linux distros

>>39601292
>>39601365
This guy is spot on. Just say you browse reddit and r/pcmasterrace and you'll fit right in.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-41201040

All dogs are violent and need to be put down. Thoughts?

>>39601365
Betas and numales can't be that bad

>>39601421
that would be true if the chinese empire weren't imperialistic assholes themselves

>>39601438
When I went everyone seemed really chill, apart from some foreign and his mum

>>39601471
Wait til you have a conversation with one, you'll want to tear your ears off

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funeral feels
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1MTl72p8ssY

>>39601479
2 wrongs don't make a right, we literally fought 2 wars to get chinese hooked on drugs.

>>39601438
I'd rather that than have to chat normie shit with people.

>>39601481
don't get me wrong, most were chill and friendly, it's just funny seeing two weebs so passionately ague about linux distros. They were both visitors too. this wasn't sheffield by the way.

>Multiple reports showing wages going up and people finding it easier to get a job since Brexit

Wtf it's almost like having millions of immigrants willing to work for min wage lowers wages or something!

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>>39601514
Nothing wrong with a cheeky bit of opium lad, everyone was doing it in those days

>>39601483
There's a small group chat with a few of them in and they all just seem normie. One of them kept saying a out how he has a girlfriend, they all seem borderline normie

>>39601548
Wait until you meet their girlfriend. It will be one of those "I'm not like other girls" types or a complete autist.

>>39601536
We've already had this conversation in this thread.

>>39601540
I wonder what it was like to chill in an opium den. Wish I could just jump around history to see these things instead of being stuck in this boring linear time stream.

>>39601514
>2 wrongs don't make a right
i never said it was 'right' my point i don't see how the chinese could have been considered the 'good guys' when like the british they consider all other people as inherently inferior and exploited them though the imperial tributary system

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>>39601466
pfft who cares and shame on you for not posting this
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-41193107

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>>39601566
>tfw no autist gf
It hurts lads

>>39601536
hahaha this true post sources, haven't seen any of this in the news
>>39601492
sounds kind of comfy and i don't have anything planned might play some metal gear 5

>>39601580
autitic girls are much more stranger than autistic boys in my experience. They're not cute at all and are almost scary.

>>39601577
>tfw no 6' 8" model gf

>>39601466
>>39601577
oi lads all links to bbcnews MUST be in the pidgin service
to do so otherwise would be ray-zist

>>39601580
They are hard work mate. Best avoiding them.

>>39601492
noice post lad abit all over
what happened to the nigerian women

>>39601606
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-09-08/u-k-jobs-boom-sends-new-hire-pay-up-by-most-in-almost-two-years

http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-economy-jobs/uk-employers-raise-pay-as-brexit-skills-shortage-bites-recruiters-idUKKCN1BJ005

>>39601577
would lick those arches
>>39601492
how far into twin peaks are you

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>aww he's such a gentle boy wouldn't hurt a fly

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>>39601303
Thanks lad, you too. Have a Neil Young-y tune on me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrbVpsKdn90

How's the waging going? You were complaining about something the other day but I forgot what

>>39601647
Permanent vacancies rise at quickest rate for 28 months: REC
FUCKING YES LADS
sick of part time zero hour shite

>>39601611
>>39601638
Maybe not legit spergs then, but on the lower end of the spectrum like the one in the webm

is Lindybeige autistic lads?

>>39601661
You just need to TRAIN him and then he won't have these random violent outbursts and kill babies!

going to a brazilian shop to buy brazilian soda then I'm off to the posh offie to buy some posh cola

>>39601707
Nah, not at all. Woudln't even say he has traces of thre sperg.

>>39601707
>is Lindybeige autistic lads?
Literally WHO

I'm going for a shit lads, anyone want anything?

>>39601721
theres gotta be a little bit in there, i think all historians have some

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>>39601724
Get me a nice Type 4 sausage poo please lad

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I feel so rough lads

got a headache, feel cold and achy.

any of you know the feel when you feel ill, but you haven't lost your appetite, and actually feel like if you stuffed your face full of junk food, particularly sugary stuff, you'd feel better. that's how I feel right now

>>39601762
I normally do number 2s and 3s, but I'll try my best for you lad

>>39601707
>Lindybeige
i dont know but i ike him

>>39601707

No. He's just delusional.

>>39601724
Na just crunched one out myself actually

>>39601784
If you really believe in yourself you can do it lad

>>39601762
i just had a number four, they suck you get shit all over your ring i had to use a baby wipe.