Hug Your Family

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just refound this and wanted to ask if laura do you get off on being a submissive cuckquean, or if you get off on being a dominant one and guiding the other girl on how to please your man. if its the latter would you also use her. Ie mouth/fingers

>>39345785
I feel like she would be dominant and odly protecting and guiding pic related

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>>39345817
Forgot pic im a dumbass

>>39345865
>My Daddy deserves your best
Does Laura have a tumblr we don't know about?

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>>39345036
Bruh I get that we got a weird dynamic but I hope fuckin' being nice to your family isnt some ridiculous thing no one does, that would be fucked up.
Anyway this ho is dumb and weird and we'll be gone for awhile.

>>39346213
>some ridiculous thing no one does, that would be fucked up
You'd be surprised.
>we'll be gone for awhile
Attaboy.

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My dad still hasn't texted me back since he got on his flight, I don't know if he is waiting around in the airport or whatevs but I'm gonna leave him be. I still haven't told him I'm trans.

>>39346281
if your dad is older he may not use his phone on the plane. I think that you should tell him that you are trans and that was the reason you didn't want to see him. it is obviously a big weight on your shoulders and i think you should tell him. If you feel he wont accept you work towards making yourself pass more. I have to ask how passable are you now?

>>39346390
Not very passable, but working on it, I'm currently losing weight and I'm gonna shave every inch of my body soon. My mom is calling me my new name but mainly I'm working into a feminine shape.

>>39346537
Are you going for petite or curvy? Also are you on estrogen?

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>>39346537
>I'm gonna shave every inch of my body soon

>>39346573
I don't think I could do curvey if I tried, I'm not on estrogen, I don't know all that much about it and the risks but I'm very curious. I wanna start doing voice training though.

>>39346745
Curvy just requires alot of squats. But i think you should look into estrogen and t blockers sooner rather than later. I imagine there are some vocal training online for free

>open arms to hug sister
>she lunges at me, head in chest, squeezing me as hard as she can
Felt like fucking eternity. Couldn't have been hugging me for less than a minute. Why does she do this? What does she want from me?

>>39347016
how old are you two? also she dosent want anything from you she just loves you

So ella are you going to school? Laura the question also applies to you. And you bear and you dyke.

>>39347108
15 and 20. I didn't expect to hear that from someone that comes to this board. I'd have to agree with you, since she's always been like this, but a man's gotta have some privacy, you know? I can't barely get an hour to myself on any given day. She's pretty much going nuts right now asking me why I hugged her.

>>39348169
Spend time with her having a gpod sibling bond at that age is important because it means she can rely on you when she needs it.
Are you going away to school? Do you live at home?

>>39348324
No, and yes. And I suppose we already have a good bond, depending on how you see it. I meant it when I said she's always been like this. It's not like I've had a choice.

Damn, I just realized today's sunday. I've been looking for Laura for hours.

>>39348028
I used to, but not anymore. I kinda just stopped when the migraines got progressively worse. I'm still technically a student but I haven't really taken any exams in over a year. I work for the family foundation about twice a week now, but I'm more or less a NEET.

>>39348028
I don't go to school
>>39345817
>>39345865
I wish I could be like that, but I'd probably just sit and watch quietly, probably crying
>>39345912
No I don't

>>39349721
To make things easier, what hours do you work?

>>39349721
Well you want to be a housewife right? Im glad you arent going to college just to go and never actually use your degree. On a similar note when do you see yourself having kids or getting married?

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>>39348028
Yeep
Starts again in a nondescript number of days from now. Fun.

>sister wants to sleep with you because you hugged her
Thanks guys

>>39348028
Nope. Just working at an office for a hauling company. Don't get bothered too much, so it's nice.
>>39350560
Good. Hope you enjoy your night.

>got serious with girl I've been dating for a while about two months ago
>started calling me bubba few weeks ago
>moved on to also calling me big brother a week ago
>said she wanted to get into brother-sister play when she did

I guess I'm one of you faggots now. Any ideas to fulfill all her faux incest dreams and blow her mind?

>>39350589
I'd enjoy it more if it was winter. It's hot enough in the summer. I don't have the heart to refuse her though.

>>39350645
Sign her up for therapy.

>>39350673
Ah, well that's a shame. No central air or anything similar? Still, enjoy your comfy night.

>>39350802
AC, but not in our room since it's pretty small. I don't mind, it's no like we don't sleep together often enough anyway.

>>39350645
Just call her sis/sister all the time. Maybe imouto if she's also a weeb.

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>>39346243
Bitch calm down, we was shopping and then went out for food.
>"Hey anon you should get laid so you're not so awkward all the time"
>"Hey anon I coincidentally invited a friend over for GoT"
This ho. Before ya'll ask, friend's fat, no thanks.
>>39350560
Does hugging a chick automatically make sleeping together happen or some shit, is that the secret ya'll figured out with these threads.

>>39350544
that sucks, will you be living at home or at school? also how are you doing/feeling today?

>>39350998
We've always shared a room, so sleeping together is a fairly common occurrence. I know I spoil her too much.

>>39350998
>Does hugging a chick automatically make sleeping together happen
In my experience yes. Although my imouto usually needs to be fought off with a stick even if I weren't hugging her regularly.
Regular hugs are recommended in any case.

>>39350998
You can still be cute if you're fat

>>39351054
How common is this? i keep hearing more and more about opposite sex siblings sharing rooms into there late teens?

>>39351076
I don't know. Can't speak for everybody, but it's always been like this for me, and she stuck to me like glue when we were younger. Not like it's much different now.

>>39351076
Probably more common if they have a traumatic experience like Kissy. She shared her bed with her brother until she was like 20.

>>39351111
Nice quads.

>>39351072
Yeah there are plenty of fat chicks I can get into. I definitely lean towards skinny as my preference but there are fatties I would definitely bang. Proportion is probably more important than overall size if I'm being honest. I really like girls from all different weight classes, I wonder if things would be different if I was able to actually have sex though.

Anybody have the full ringpop story?

>>39351076
I would assume it's pretty common for siblings to share a room in their teens - you're close anyway, and most people simply don't have the room to give three siblings their separate private rooms. Never thought it'd be weird, even for differently gendered siblings.

>>39351111
>those numbers
Does this mean sisters are for sleeping together with?

>>39351172
only in a non lewd way

>>39351181
What's so lewd about sleeping together?

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>>39351067
A'ight, just feels like a weird correlation.
I guess all those dumbass hug rolls lead to chill times and me getting a bed again, guess the science checks out.
>>39351072
She's also like 30 so eh.

>>39351200
What is the fat girl's name?

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>>39351076
We did for a while because our trailer home was pretty shitty to be honest growing up. Once we got a proper home, we still did for a bit because our parents worked the night shift and my mother didn't want to leave my sister all alone.
>>39351172
If they're up for it I guess. It's nice.

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>>39351224
You that weird doxing guy again?
Whatever, she's Amy, come get us nigga.

>>39351287
Speaking of doxxing did we ever end up getting any info on story?

>>39351165
What ringpop story?

>>39351366
yeah turns out they were just an autistic overweight dude

>>39351439
You have a post number or are you just making stuff up?

>>39351369
it was a story about a dude whose little sister loved him and wanted to marry him and his family thought she was joking and when they were young she gave him a ringpop saying to marry her. the week he was moving away to college she was very sad and moody and when he finally got to his dorm and unpacked a ringpop was in his suitcase and he spent the night crying. He later came back and posted he talked to his sister and something happened but i forget the rest. if i recall he had text and skype convos to prove he wasnt lying.

>>39351611
When was the post made?

>>39351486
I'll go ahead and take that as you making it up.

>>39351621
quite a while ago. i remember it always got posted in these threads about a year ago. id also see it in incest threads. but there was two versiosn one with just the story then the one that had the story, the update, and the convos

>dyke sister upset because yet again someone assumed she was male
Maybe dress and act like a woman then ffs

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>>39351029
It's not actually bad, I like the workload since I have nothing else to do with my time. I'll still live at home, it's easy to commute to from here
I'm okay, I napped a lot and now I have trouble sleeping, figures. Aside from that I still feel shitty about my ex bf but that's not important here
>>39351172
It can be pretty comfy
>>39351661
Have you tried searching for it on desuarchive?

>>39352055
What major are you going for? And who knows mabey youll find a bf at college

http://www.strawpoll.me/13804763

>>39352448
I'd honestly say what I'm studying but people already know the city I live in and I'm a little paranoid
I don't think a relationship is a good idea for me right now

>>39351287
He doesn't actually doxx anyone he just tries to stir people up

>>39353421
Hey faggot I'm not the other person/people and I might have a lead on him. Give me a few hours, maybe a few days.

>>39353575
Sure you do, anon. Sure you do. Now finish up your tendies.

>>39353775
Hey wait a second I don't have any tendies.
I'm not making any promises but I might have some information. I need to talk to a few people first.

>>39353819
Anon it's late and past your bedtime. Hurry up and finish your tendies and go to bed. We can play more pretend tomorrow.

>>39354104
Anon that's really degrading and insensitive. You don't know where I live or what time it is for me.

>>39350289
Yea that's my train of thought, I'd be wasting my time and my parents money, just giving myself more stress

Why do you wanna do him so badly, do you have a vendetta against him or would you just dox any tripfag in this thread because they are a trip fag?

>>39354574
Wouldn't really bother asking why since the guy has done this before and is just doing this to get a response from people.

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Man if you dox me i'll just laugh, it'll be impressive really.
Jon Snow fucked Emilia clarke and all big sis can do is whine that it wasnt more explicit. But i can quote her saying she would eat Jon snow's ass at least.
Some shit happened but I'm tipsy and dont wanna say shit i'll regret, I didnt fuck fat Amy for the record, I think she thinks were weird and gross. Bed time tho.

>>39354574
He provoked me :( I only wanted to see if something was a coincidence or not :( I still don't know :(

>>39354713
I'm not the same guy :(

>>39354858
I might :)

>work long shift
>come home
>sister made me some soup
>layed out a buch of blankets and pillows on my bed how I like it
>gives me a big hug and thanks me for taking care of her
>goes off to bed

We don't do anything sexual and I don't think we ever will but I think I might be happy if this is as close to a wife as I get.

>>39354946
That's really nice anon I hope your relationship stays close and pure.

>>39355031
Me too man, me too. She hurt her back pretty badly nearly two months ago. Therapy has done pretty much nothing for her and she's stuck without work because she just can't. She's trying her best to take of things in the apartment, I can cover for both of us because I've had this job since high school. My pay has gone up a few times. It gets hard from time to time but we survive. I'm getting worried because she's obviously lost weight since we stopped getting a second pay check.

>>39355227
Sorry I didn't mean to kill the thread. Some times you just want to dump it all you know? Everyone I work with is either too young to care or older and jaded so they don't care either.

>>39355975
We care anon. This is just a dead time for this thread. 12:30am-3am is like the graveyard shift for this incest thread.

>>39355227
She isn't avoiding eating is she? Better make sure she eats and isn't starving herself to make it easier on you. Most people gain weight when they get disabled in some way. The fact she is losing weight is concerning...

>>39355975
It asn't you, man

>>39356081
This isn't an incest thread you faggot

>>39356102
Also this

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>>39356081
Hol' up, this is an incest thread? Fucking damn everything makes sense now what am I doing here.
Obviously kidding. Cant sleep so I'll talk about tongith a little if anyone gives a shit, otherwise I'll prolly get back in bed.

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>>39356112
But anon that's what people talk about here a lot

>>39356151
It's a running theme but people talk about many things family related. You fit just fine. Now go make your sister into a woman

>>39356081
I get you

>>39356102
I really hope not. We have to stretch our food out but I don't think it was that much. She's always had a little something on her and she's pretty skinny now. I don't know how to talk to her about it. I just want her to be comfortable right now. She's always hurting and it kills me to think she's still trying to sacrifice with so much pain.

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>>39356247
>make your sister into a woman

>>39356247
Anon please

>>39356248
"Are you eating enough?"

>>39356248
Also make sure it's not any meds she is taking, pain meds can make you lose weight fast. But maybe some nights when you guys are doing alright put a second helping on her plate and insist she should make sure to enjoy herself a bit. Maybe make her favorite food more often so she is more likely to eat a bit more. Just make sure she doesn't starve herself or if it's meds causing it to maybe find another medicine to take.

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>>39356261
As the Indian saying goes: "put peni into vagen"
I'm just kidding

>>39356304
She gets upset when I try to talk to her about her problems. She feels like a burden or a freeloader. I definitely don't think either of those things and I wish I could do more for her but it bothers her. Every time I try she just ends it.

>>39356367
I'll have to check her meds I guess. Just pressuring her into eating some more at the table might be an easy way to dodge a difficult conversation too.

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>>39356392
Nah I got it, it's just people usally say that shit in the context of taking a chick's virginity.
Couldnt do that if I wanted to.

I think Story might have killed herself

>>39345546
this thread is literally made for yous and replies, he doesn't care about his own family or yours

kill yourself you pathetic maggot

>>39357209
OP doesn't get (You)s, retard. Show your family some love once in a while.

Like seriously I think she's dead

>>39357206
>>39357804
Why would you think that? She's disappeared before

>>39358051
She'll come crawling back eventually

>>39358051
It's different this time. I'm really concerned about her.

>>39357241
he gets to make a thread that thrives

you are giving him attention by making this thread

kill yourself for enabling his shitty behavior

>>39358172
>he gets to make a thread that thrives
And?
>you are giving him attention by making this thread
You might want to look at that sentence again.
>kill yourself for enabling his shitty behavior
Why would I do that? These threads are made for a good cause.

>>39358230
making this post

fixed

>>39358238
I'm not giving them any attention. I'm giving (You) attention. I won't give (You) any more.

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Who is this story girl everyone keeps talking about? I'm kinda new to these threads.

>39358262
kill yourself for trying to feel powerful for making shitty bait threads

>>39358591
In all rights, the queen. These threads wouldn't be an every day thing without her. A few weeks ago there was a shitstorm with people arguing about her, she made a single post begging us to stop ruining the one thing she has left, the thread died almost immediately, and she hasn't been seen since.

@ No. 39358603
This isn't a bait thread. I don't see how anyone could possibly think it is. Kindly fuck off and an hero.

>>39358591
literally do not listen to that response you got it's a load of bullshit

>>39358591
Story is someone who made up 4 people and pretended to be all 4 of them at the same time for months. People gave him/her lots of (You)s so they think this thread exists solely because of the fake trips he/she created. Huge powertrip in all honesty and a lot of people are still salty about being lied to for so long, especially given some of the more emotional posts.

>this is a bait thread!
>don't listen to them, they're lying!
haha

>>39358956
You can't deny that these threads are only active because of her. Don't try to argue "somebody else could have done it!" It likely wouldn't have happened for months if not years, they wouldn't have made so many characters, and even then they still might not have become so active.

Ok that leaves me two questions...
1. How do you tell if story is around.
2. What were some of these characters?

>>39359024
1 You usually can't unless she trips. She doesn't want to draw attention to herself afaik.
2 Imouto Cuddler, Lucy, College Girl, and Hungry Sister Guy were the ones that stuck.

>>39359024
Usually he/she starts posting about how great "she" was and starts drawing attention to his/her persona. *cough*

>>39359069
That's bullshit, as I've done that often and I'm not her. Stop trying to start shit.

>>39359090
You:
>OMG this thread would be NOTHING without the GODDESS that is Story-chan
Also you:
>OMG STOP STARTING SHIT REEEEEE

I'm fucking done tonight have fun with your circle jerk episode

>>39359114
I merely stated the fact that without her, this thread wouldn't be up right now. You're the one implying I'm her.

>>39359132
Don't come back

http://www.strawpoll.me/13806169

>>39359148
not that anon but jesus fucking christ please fuck off and shut up you are the most annoying poster in all of r9k

>>39359259
You're going to need a microscope first.

>39358665
these threads are literally made so the OP can feel special by making a thread that gets replies

he doesnt care about anyones family he just wants attention

i hope everyone who contributes to his attention whoring kills themselves

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>>39359320
But Anon your literally taking up most of the replies (yes even if you technically don't give them a you. You might as well given them a golden you for the effort) and even if that was the case i still come to these threads to vent so I don't go crazy and find some random guy to fuck with and call him daddy to fill the gaping hole in my heart.

It was just a coincidence, sorry to disappoint

>>39345546

I asked my dad for a hug once and he called me a faggot.

>>39359689
You prolly messed up the timing and tone. Men are very sensitive to context to show affection.

>>39345546
My parents always get drunk and angry about everything I say or do. Life sux and it makes me wanna kms

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>>39359259
>austria meshing Yes hungrily

>that feel when sister wakes you up with kisses while being wrapped around you like a snake
I blame you guys

>>39360281
>implying that isn't a top-tier way to wake up

>>39360302
Have you ever had anyone wrapped around you? Do you know what it's like?

>>39360319
It's been a long time. Thanks for reminding me how lonely I am.

>>39360208
Please I wasn't even up. But now that I am, Yes meshing it is.

>>39360281
Definitely the best way to wake up. And sometimes the worst. My imouto enjoys wrapping herself around people too, regardless of how unbearably hot it is, it's adorable and horrible.

>>39360442
Bitch you voted for the third option

>>39360451
No, voted just now.

>>39360441
Missing your sister, are you? I can't imagine how she'd react when I move out. I must admit, I've never really minded the kisses. Just the part where she pretends to be Mr. Fantastic.
>>39360442
I sincerely don't think my imouto wraps herself around anyone else. She just can't seem to detach herself from me.

>>39360515
I want to lick your gap

>>39360537
Luckyyy

>>39360544
Lucky my ass. Do you value your privacy? I can't go a day without her trying to tackle me to the ground instead of just hugging me normally, or doing something equally ridiculous. This can't be healthy for her. I figure she's old enough to stop doing stuff like this.

>>39360515
>votes third option
>gets called out for it
>turns on vpn and votes again
>"n-no, just voted"
Dyke pls

>>39360600
She luvs you. She wants your attention and affection.

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>>39360537
>>39360600
>she just can't seem to detach herself from me
That sounds absolutely adorable, I'd treasure it while it lasts anon.
>do you value your privacy
Heaven's sake anon, let the girl hug you. Privacy and imoutos are mutually exclusive. Just masturbate in the shower if you're so bothered.

>>39360544
>I want lick your gap
I know you mean my toothgap but I'm not sure if I find that any better than the alternative.

>>39360623
I get that. I love her too, she's my sister, how could I not? But the girl hasn't changed in 15 years. You'd think she'd have chilled out by now. I understand she wants attention, like any teenager, but that's what I've been giving her since she was born. Hugging her yesterday seems to have given her the idea that she should do this stuff even more (because apparently I never hug her first). I'm sure I have, even if I might not remember it. I'm just saying, she really should do her own thing because I can't be with her forever.
>>39360710
15 years and no signs of stopping. Any advice? It's not even about masturbation or anything, I just can't do anything alone.

>>39359394
the fuck are you talking about bitch

>>39360749
I understand how it might be annoying if you put it like that anon. I don't really have any advice though, my imouto isn't that 'bad'. She just hugs me when I get home or when I'm feeling shit.

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>>39360749
If it really bothers you I figure talking about it to her is the first step.
I don't think anything will change unless you tell her so or wait for her to grow up and find her own things to do

>>39360993
>'bad'
It's much more for her than for me. She needs to learn how to do things on her own, live her own life, you know? I'm planning on moving out when I get some money together, and if I told her that she'd probably do something worse. It's not like I can even talk about this anywhere else. Or with anyone.

>>39361037
It's not that it bothers me, but I have to think about her future. By the way things are going, she doesn't seem like she'll just "grow up" out of nowhere. I expected that to happen a few years back.

>>39361098
You could try teaching her how to do things on her own, help her find interests, develop her own skills, stuff like that.
Aside from that there's maybe psychological reasons you could address, she's probably afraid of separation and the insecurity that would arise from it, talking about it might help her understand how she feels, I don't know.

I'm far from an expert on how people work but you'll have to address the issue yourself if you want it to change and avoid it coming up when you move out.

>>39361259
I'm sure she can do things on her own and all that, she's not stupid. Maybe it is the whole separation bit, could you imagine just going your own way after being with someone your whole life? Maybe now is the best time to talk about this, I've been avoiding it since I assumed if I pushed her away she'd just push herself further onto me. I'd rather not have her think I hate her or anything, but I don't know how she'll take it. I know I didn't ask for this, but I don't dislike caring for her. She's the most important person to me, and I love her more than anyone, but what kind of future could she have if this continues?

>>39361386
I think if you're scared of seeming like you hate her you should try to make her understand that you care a lot about her and simply want her to be happy on her own.
Being caring and making the issue about her future rather than herself would maybe help her understand better, if she's scared of separation the idea of you "turning" on her and what you have right now is going to be something she's scared of and might trigger an emotional response. If she is the kind of person to get really defensive about the status quo of her life it's really important you make sure she understands you just care about her and still love her.

I don't really have much advice on helping her understand aside from that since I don't know her, I'm sure you can think of a good way to approach her.

>>39361725
>might trigger an emotional response
Oh, I have no doubt of that. It has to happen sometime though. I'd rather not ruin the rest of the day for her so I'm just gonna talk to her later.

>>39361813
Wishing you the best of luck, really, I'm sure you'll help her understand

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>>39359302
Fuck you
>>39360208
>hungrily
Jesus

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>>39362190
>Jesus
Well it's the right word, isn't it.
And I'm sure your clit is perfectly fine smol.

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>>39362190
>Fuck you
Love you too smol
Okay I admit it was lowbrow

>>39362475
I'll get you back Ellie
>>39362315
I guess it's the right word

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>>39362496
Why don't you get in your floatie and paddle your legs over here right now orgasmlet

We'll mud wrestle

>>39362788
Austria is a bad influence on you Ellie.

>>39362788
I CAN SWIM
>spoiler
You really wanna get beat up

>>39355227
how did she hurt her back? Im also happy that you are taking care of her. if you are concerned about her weight try asking her about it

>>39362866
speaking of beaten up how is boxing going?

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>>39363086
I'm sure she's getting her pussy beaten up

>>39362850
You're not my mom
>>39362866
>You really wanna get beat up
Try me
Maybe I'll enjoy it

>>39363086
Honestly I can't really get into it unless I'm angry, otherwise I get kinda bored
I've been going swimming lately, I like the water and it's pretty calm in the mornings

>>39363233
Swimming is a pretty good sport I think. Trains basically your whole body, right?

>>39363339
That's one way to get bigger.

>>39363228
Why would you like it? I'll hurt you
>>39363339
Yea, I'm not racing back and forth or anything, more lounging around, playing around by myself, probably looking retarded

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Ring pop story im also going to dump 2 others

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A Blind imouto Story pretty sure there may be a different one out there

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Lat one is more incest then then the other two

>>39363488
>>39363513
>>39363523
Thank you for finding it for me

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>>39363474
>playing by myself looking retarded
I think you should make a habit of that.

>>39363488
Do you have the second part to that?

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>>39363474
I dunno I've been getting into hitting myself a lot lately
Besides I'm sure you won't be that hard

Play around by yourself more, that's always fun

>>39363624
>>39363653
Both of you goddammit
Anyhow choking yourself is where it's at friend, but I'll try hitting myself next time

>watch cute videos of people and their animal companions
>there's a lady who reared four lions
>she's laying down and cuddling with them
>seems so comfy
>imagine what it's like
>daddy comes home very tired
>I crawl into bed with him hoping for some cuddling
>he wraps me up and falls asleep

Maybe that's what it felt like to cuddle with those animals

>>39363833
Hey you
How's stuff going in the dad department?

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>>39363732
It's healthy to spend time alone
>spoiler
Choking isn't my thing but you do you. I feel like doing it myself would just make me feel lonely
I just like hitting myself in general, not specifically when doing the do. But it could be fun, I dunno
>>39363833
That's cute, blanket wraps are comfy

>>39363732
>choking yourself is where it's at
I dunno about that, but I find that holding my breath when I climax works pretty well. Recommended.

Also signing off for now, I'm having dinner with a friend. You have a fun evening anons.

>>39363979
The same. Just lots of mouth watering dad bod all over me with no results. He's trying to start planning a trip for us to go on. I don't think anything will happen still.

>>39364114
Lots of body hair makes it better.

>>39364114
Slapping or punching? Just out of curiosity
>>39364181
Later Austria
>>39364195
You ever thought about telling him how you feel, not saying you should or trying to encourage you, just asking
>Lots of body hair makes it better
Not too much, my dad's got some but not foresty, that'd be kinda gross

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Bruh, now that I slept it all off, last night was fuckin' dumb.
>splitting the booze three ways, finally I won't be all fucked up for GoT
>Fucking what big sis acted like she drank the whole bottle herself
>Ho spent half the show shoving my ass into her friend
>Bitch got tired of that and fucking laid on top of us for no dang reason
>She kept whining about needing a foot massage, I fuckin' tried giving her one to shut the bitch up, she fuckin' moaned like an animal the whole time
>Screamed into her friend's chest when Jon Snow got his dick wet, she shoved her off, then she screamed into mine, then she got all whiny that the sex scene wasn't good enough
>Also she pieced together that Jon Snow fucked his aunt and I thought big sis had a stroke and died, but then she got all like "Its okay they don't know it will work out"
>Friend left real quick after the show, kek
>sis pinned me and mumbled some shit about not getting her after sex snuggle with whoever she fucked
>I guess after sex snuggle is just laying on top of a dude for an hour
>Then she got all weird and said i have to sleep on the couch because I didn't hit on her friend
>Thought she was goofing but she wouldn't let me in her bed
That's just the shit I remember

>>39364382
i think she may have been getting dicked a shitton and has been using you has her after sex snuggle slut

>>39364376
>You ever thought about telling him how you feel
No way jose. I can't risk losing what I already have with him. I'm already lucky that I'm so close to who I love more than anyone.

Body hair is great. He's all fuzzy and warm. Also his forearms have some real nice hair on them which adds on to the daddy masculinity even more.

>>39364181
Have a fun evening
>>39364376
Punching mostly, my arms are too noodly to slap myself
I also hit my head on the wall a few times. I don't know why, I just want to be hit I guess

>>39364572
Your dads the firefighter right? What other stuff do you two do together?

Why did these thread stop being on a?

>>39364795
Because you're not allowed to discuss 3D on /a/

>>39364572
Just asking
What kind of trip is he planning?
>>39364597
I don't know about the head hitting, but I'll try punching or slapping next time

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>>39364430
Bruh that aint what I wanna hear.
But nah she said her sex life's been shit for a long time and I dont think she's a liar.
>>39364597
Man what's with you ho's always trying to hurt yourselves, ya'll should calm down a little.

>>39364849
>her sex life's been shit for a long time
Time to fix it, then.

>>39364699
Yep, he saves lives as a job. We don't do much though. I'm a bit of a loser and don't get out and he doesn't mind hanging out after long shifts.

>>39364846
I don't know. Just some kind of vacation I guess. It's been a while since we've done anything like that.

What's going on? So many replies overnight

>>39364597
Ella you're not allowed to hurt yourself it makes me feel bad :(

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>>39364886
Oh you.
>>39364924
Dunno, ya'll like to talk while I'm sleeping.

>>39364965
No, not me. You.

>>39364846
Have fun
>>39364849
I think I kinda deserve it, helps with focusing too
>>39364924
Lots of people posting I guess
>>39364940
I'm sorry
I like it

Anyway I'm gonna have dinner and nap

>>39365023
You don't deserve it, that's a bad habit I have, too, but it take a lot more than you've done to deserve to be hurt

Enjoy your dinner and treat yourself well please!

>>39358989
>her
Still in so much denial. At this point one could argue you are story , samefagging like always. it disgusts me that people like you have made /r9k/ your personal narcissistic tripfag haven.

>>39345546
But I hate my family. I've a deep concious hatred for them, the idiots. Why would I show any sign of affection anymore? That would imply that I'm fine with whatever way it is they are acting or whatever it is they do that makes me hate them in the first place. And I'm not okay with it.
Fuck off.

>>39365287
I think it is story, I don't see the benefit of somebody talking about her like that
I hope she's doing well, though

>>39365360
Maybe if the people who talk to her on discord chimed in and let us know if they've heard anything from her the answer would be more clear.

>>39365390
I did talk to her on discord but she came and went far too quickly for any real conversation
I doubt anybody knows anything

>>39365360
This is /r9k/, there are countless orbiters that think they'll get rewarded with pussy if they suck cunt hard enough.

>>39365419
Right, but how is story gonna suck a dick if she's nowhere in sight?

>>39365416
When did you talk to her on discord? Recently? A week ago? A few weeks ago?

>>39365360
>she
>her
Oh god orbiters can't be saved

>>39365465
When she came back for 2 minutes before you guys acted like idiots

>>39365568
She should have stayed the fuck away instead of staring shit. I don't get why you bother defending her, you'll never get to fuck her.

>>39365644
I don't know what you're talking about
Have a nice day and take care of yourself, anyways, I'm not arguing

>>39365568
I was hoping it would have been more recent. Her talking to people from the threads now or recently could have tipped us off on her presence here.

>>39365644
She didn't start anything. It was probably you who started the argument last time too.

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>>39364989
Yes I am me thanks for noticing.
>>39365023
Girl I dunno, I dont think it's good to fuck with yourself just 'cause you think you "deserve it". If ya'll really deserve something the universe will take care of it right? There's your philosophical nigga for the day.

>>39365753
It has always been story starting shit, and even attention whoring when she said she was going to leave and never left anyway. Attention whores gonna attention whore, I guess.

>>39365790
>starts the argument
>lol story chan started it

ur dum

>>39365789
Yes, you, the only one who can make her sex life the best it can be.

>>39365984
Of course it was her. She started shitting on kissy exactly because she was getting more attention than her. Not to mention the 2 thread long shit storm she caused. Attention whores gonna attention whore, I guess.

Imagine having this little awareness

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>>39365992
Yeah nah, to quote her, she got fingers son.
Whered the rolls go, those were fun.

>>39366361
You got fingers too. You know what else you got? A dick. Use it. What, do you wanna be a trap or something?

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>>39366361
here your roll and is that a picture of what you want to do to your sister?

>>39366882
Rolling. Not doing 69 if I get it.

>>39367257
Hanging out with me, she says. Like we don't do that every day.

>>39366882
Thanks and nah.
Rolling for whenever this sleepy ho stops napping.
>>39366385
My dick smol tho.

>>39367290
How small? Smaller than Laura's? Well? Do you want to be a trap?

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>>39367321
Nig what the fuck it aint a damn clit, nigga it's dick sized it's just a small one that definitely wouldnt satisfy this woman.
Traps are funny but nah.

>>39367378
>definitely wouldnt satisfy this woman
How do you know? Have you even tried?

Sleepy bump

>>39367378
>just a small one
How small are we talking? Not asking for pics or other gay shit, just length in inches.

>>39363474
>Why would you like it?
>I'll hurt you
>says Laura

>>39365287
>>39365360
I'm not Story you fucks. She hasn't replied to me since that one thread.

>>39365416
>>39365568
So, nothing since that thread?

>>39365644
She didn't start anything. It was the kissy orbiters like always.

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>>39345546
I like this image. Its as if she's caught a random anime and is holding and inspecting her, giving a thoughtful lecture on the nature of the crimson-headed character.

>>39370160
Anon, you have autism.
But, you're cute and you're a kind-hearted person.

O shit Austria didn't bump

>>39370931
Does she bump a lot? I always thought it was the anon regulars.

>>39366146
>>39369848
Stop bringing my trip name into this

>>39371204
Tell your fucking orbiters to stop starting shit

>>39371204
To be fair, >>39369848 is actually defending you. Your orbiters did actually start shit but you have no control over them so no blame rests on you.

>>39371240
I literally just did
>>39371247
I just don't want my name thrown in this anymore. I'm not a part of any of this and it seriously sucks to be dragged into someone else's fights.

>>39371272
No you did not. You said "don't say my name teehee." Either stop posting or tell them you're going to stop posting if they start shit again.

How do you deal with the fact that the person you love is having sex right the fuck now in the room next door
Earplugs or headphones aren't distracting me

>>39371339
Stop being a cuck and kill the one they're fucking

>>39371272
>I'm not a part of any of this
No you're most definitely not, it's just unfortunate that people have no other way to talk about the people who orbit you.

>>39371327
>fucking leave I obviously don't like you
>tell them you'll leave if X thing that's easy to make happen happens so I can do it myself so you'll fucking leave because I don't like you

you really got her dude

>>39371386
I don't hate her, but no kissy means no kissy orbiters which means no more shitstarting

>>39371378
I see people called me or called my orbiter for disliking someone who doesn't even post anymore. Do you not see the other side of it too?

>>39371357
I'm not going to walk in there
I'll go downstairs and sleep on the couch or something and think of other shit

>>39371436
Stop being a cuck. Do something about it, or move on, or kill yourself.

>>39370219
I can assure you that I am not certifiably autistic though thank-you nonetheless. I'd assume that you are also very courteous and perhaps huggable.

>>39371428
>Do you not see the other side of it too?
Yeah, I definitely do. I have your side in this, the people who are blaming you, personally, are retarded and need to stop.
>>39371456
Stop being a cunt.

>>39371456
Fuck you I'm trying to move on

>>39371527
And that's not working so man up and do one of the other two options, cucklet

>>39371556
Sometimes I forget that we're on /r9k/ and people are unironically this stupid.

>>39371582
If they haven't moved on in this long despite everything they've done, they most likely won't move on ever. Rape or suicide are the only solutions.

>>39371895
Saying shit like that makes your bait too obvious. 3/10, put some effort in.

>>39371938
The problem is it isn't bait, faggot. "Moving on" isn't working and will never work so they need to try something else.

>>39372109
See, just believe in yourself anon. You'll learn to shitpost properly some day.

>>39372134
Writing me off as shitposting or baiting won't make it the truth

>ITT: Two retards fight over who's the least retarded

I'm sorry I started this

>>39372165
>dude just rape someone and kill yourself lmao
>not shitposting
Okay then.
>>39372219
Don't worry about it, it's not your fault.

>>39372196
I'm saying what I think is the truth and they're all "le bait harder xd"

>>39372219
Go to sleep, kid, you'll feel better in the morning.

>>39372244
>I'm saying what I think is the truth
You genuinely believe that rape or suicide are solutions to not being able to get over someone?
Don't attempt to make it look like you're the one being rational here, faggot.

>>39372275
I never said anything about it being rational, but they are solutions. Waiting for them to move on isn't working, so they need to do something else.
I'm not responding to you anymore.

>>39372244
>ITT: A retard is too retarded to know that arguing on 4chan only makes you look retarded

Fucking Austria

>>39363488
>>39363513
>>39363523
I didn't know the first one yet, thanks. These stories really hit me right in the feels though. I'm not sure all of them are true but they're beautiful, cute and sad all the same. Also, that last one made me feel like I don't deserve my cousin.

Just curious, who's the one person that wouldn't suck Laura's clitlet and why not?

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Son of a bitch
Fuck I'm a fucking idiot
>Masturbating
>Salp face a few times
>Mom bursts in and asks what the fuck I'm doing because apparently I was loud
>Fast forward and we have a long weird talk about sex/masturbation
>Dad's gonna be home soon
Fuck why do I try stuff, I don't even have anyone else to tell this to you schmucks

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>>39373346
Oh boy, my fucking sides.
I needed a laugh like that before I go to bed, have fun dealing with that one.

>>39373346
That's what you get for listening to Ellie.
Now, tell us the deets of the talk.

>>39373402
Go to bed
>>39373415
Just the parts I haven't mentally blocked out in order what I wanted to not hear the most
>"The first time I did it I cried, the first time I was with your father I cried, it's just a feeling"
Like why the fuck did I need to hear that.

>"It sounded like you were slapping yourself somewhere and unless you give me something really convincing I'm going to assume that's what was happening. Nothing wrong with that I guess, but be careful. It's kinda weird though Laura"

>"At least you're not having sex. You'll tell me if you do right?"
>"No. Did you tell your mom?"
>"She would've beat the shit me"
>"You'd hit me"
>FUCKING 6 SECONDS OF HESITATION
>"No I wouldn't"
The rest is relatively boring

>>39373629
>You'll tell me if you do right?
>No
You fucked up. You should tell her that you'll let her know. There's no reason to keep it a secret from her.

>The first time I did it I cried
Was she talking about when she first masturbated?

>FUCKING 6 SECONDS OF HESITATION
>No I wouldn't
Fucking kek.

Even if you think it's boring, some of us will find it entertaining. Your mom's funny.

>>39373402
Go to bed britbong

>>39373346
None of my parents ever caught me and I'm so glad. Sounds ultra awkward though

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>>39373346
I'M SORRY
>>39373629
I'm guessing it's going to be awkward for a few days...

>>39373727
I'm not gonna pick her door down "ma guess who got piped the fuck out and had to take the bus home because she couldn't walk? Also, I might need a turtle neck for this choke bruise"
Yea, the first time she masturbated, and when her and my dad first...
She made a side note to mention it to my therapist
>>39373748
Yea really fucking awkward
>>39373807
It's not your fault
Yea, awkward, I kinda wanna curl up in a ball and not leave my room until they sleep

>>39373925
Don't make it so awkward, you awkward bitch. "Hey, uh, me and (boyfriend/husband) had sex. I just wanted to let you know beause you asked about it."
So your mom's the reason you have an aversion to masturbating...
Did you finish after she left?

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>>39370931
>>39372930
What, it's not my job to bump, is it?

>>39373807
Go to sleep ex-dyke

>>39373925
Awkwardness is always temporary, you'll look back on this and laugh at yourself one day.

>>39374058
And you should sleep too dyke queen

>>39373984
Don't make it so awkward, you awkward bitch.
Jesus
>"Hey, uh, me and (boyfriend/husband) had sex. I just wanted to let you know beause you asked about it."
...no
>So your mom's the reason you have an aversion to masturbating...
I don't see where you got that, if anything you could say it's a weird coincidence we have a similar issue, but I know my grandma's really religious so maybe it was that
>Did you finish after she left?
No, we had the talk in the kitchen after I got myself decent

>>39374117
Yeah. I'll just catch up on GoT and then go to sleep, no worries.

>>39373925
Did she say anything about telling your dad?
I'm thankful my parents never had that talk with me
>>39374096
I'm downstairs on the couch in the cold with no blankets and too tired to go back to my room
Going to sleep is hard

>>39374170
How much are you catching up on?

>>39374239
Why are you on the couch?

Make the effort and go to your room, you'll only feel worse if you don't.

>>39374346
Just the latest episode, I watched the last three yesterday. Bit drunk though so maybe I'll rewatch it tomorrow.

>>39374239
She hasn't said anything, he hasn't been home very long though and they're probably going to bed soon

>>39374415
You should watch it tomorrow, have an early night.

Is your sister still sick?

>>39374598
Yeah, but getting better. The fever is down and she's doing well I think. Not exactly super healthy but better than the last few days.
She went to sleep early though.

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>>39374520
>"Laura was slapping herself while slamming her clam earlier."
>"Haha. Like mother, like daughter."
>"Yea. Now hit me harder, honey. Make me scream!"

>>39374346
I went downstairs because my brother and his gf couldn't keep their fucking rituals quiet
I'm in bed now
>>39374520
I'm sure she understands how private it is anyway

>>39374742
Please don't kill yourself Ellie.

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>>39374742
>couldn't keep their fucking rituals quiet
Damn, I'm sorry Ella. Hope you'll sleep well and soon in any case.
Does hearing that turn you on at all or is it just kinda horrible?

>>39374649
Go cuddle with her

>>39374742
That sucks

Sleep tight now.

>>39374662
Wow
If my mom is at least like that I feel a little better for him
>>39374742
I'm sorry, that's terrible and just disrespectful
They tend to tell each other just about everything though, I asked her not to but so I hope she doesn't

>>39374742
Really please don't kill yourself I thought it was Laura not you I'm sorry

>>39374811
I don't think I will
>>39374857
I've listened to them and imagined a lot but I don't get off on it. I feel shit knowing they do it
She makes a lot of noise which doesn't help
>>39374894
I'll sleep soon
>>39375065
I can't tell them either because it'd just be embarrassing and ruin it for them
I guess she might say something about the slapping if she thinks it's worth mentioning to your therapist

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Ya'll is today National Catch a Ho Schlicking day? Got home al ittle early and i'm like 99% sure that's what big sis was doing.
Anyway, dunno how much ya'll care but she's like all embarrassed and sorry about last night, dunno why, aint even that weird for her, but she bought me donuts and is being all nice so it's all good. I forgot what I rolled so let's pop one of those before she falls asleep.
>>39374415
>catching up on GoT
>Bit drunk
Are you a fat 30 year old named Amy
>>39373346
Dang girl I'm legit sorry, if my mom ever saw me I'd be dead now. You slapping yourself all by yourself is making me laugh tho, sorry.

>>39375245
Yea it would be awkward as hell
But you have the right to tell your brother in private that he's making you uncomfortable
He's only said hi and goodnight to me, so I don't know

>>39375329
I guess I should really tell him that at least
I'm sure you'll be okay

Night

>>39375245
>She makes a lot of noise
Are you jealous of her?

>>39375323
She might remember more than you do. Maybe she kissed you.

I miss mum,boys. I left for uni last week

>>39375329
How do you feel knowing about half of the people who voted would put a baby in you?

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>>39375660
Mmmmmprobably not, I remember everything unless my brain's lying.
The ho basically admitted she invited her friend for my dumbass sake, I think she's embarrassed about that.
Also she's in bed so if I use that 3 i'll prolly just fall asleep with her, so goodnight mybe.

>>39375587
Night
>>39375840
Flattered I guess, nice to know that you some people think I'd he a good mom
Also kinda weird to vote to put a baby in me, for the record I do get kinda skeevey with polls and stuff about me if they're sexual

Who here /actuallyjustwantstofuckakinkysmallgirlandwouldnevermarryLaura/?

Who here /wouldrapeandimpregnateLauraiftheycouldgetawaywithit/ ?

Who here wants tojustbefriendswithlauraandsharefeelings [/spoilers] oh wait already did.

>>39376337
Who here /wantstohatefuckLaura/?

Who here /woulddatethenewtrap/?

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>>39376489
Wait are you referring to me?

Who here /wouldkillaustriatostophersuffering/

>>39376599
Is there another new trap?

>>39376632
Oh, I'm trans and thought you were referring to me since I haven't had a surgery, carry on then.

>>39376711
When I said "Is there another new trap?" I meant "yes I'm referring to you, qt."
I don't really understand different terms because people use them differently, but if you're girly, want to be treated like a woman, and have a penis, then I think you're a trap. I don't mean to offend you, but it's a little confusing to me sometimes.

who here /wantstogetablowjobfromkissy/?

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>>39376789
Only if you don't mind being called daddy anywhere and everywhere and like to have someone constantly trying to please you. That and you also don't mind a girl who is really into diapers. You might have to change a few, but just the easy ones.

>>39376884
If you drop the diapers thing that'd be really hot and you'd have no problem finding someone. Are you a virgin?

a bit late but please don't hit yourself especially if you feel like you deserve it. i feel like you shouldn't do anything to yourself that would make you feel bad for a friend if you saw them doing it.

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>>39376947
>If you drop the diapers
Well you just lost all my interest in just 5 words.

>>39377006
I'm just saying, that's a major turnoff for most people so you'd be better off if you try to lose your diaper fetish.
Are you a virgin?

>>39377043
Well if it turns them off then they can go date a bland Stacey. I would rather date someone who is compatible with my kinks than be bored with just vanilla shit. And yes I'm a virgin.

>>39377109
Fine.
Good luck finding someone that wants a poopy butt and isn't a fucking creep.
How old are you familia? Would you sext with someone you liked?

>>39377231
Probably after things got intimate and I'm in my 20's. I'm not gonna get into specifics, I don't wish to give fuel for a doxxing.

>>39377359
Do you wear diapers? How big is your princess? Are you circumcised?

>>39377390
Now I think it's time to stop posting, goodnight horny Anon.

>>39377466
Goodnight sweetie. Have fun.

>>39377489
Also please use the email for lewder questions, I know you wanna know all that stuff, but I doubt most people here wanna sit thru an interview of me.

>>39377573
I don't really mind some character-building

>tfw sleeping naked
Sometimes I wish I was a girl.

>>39378058
>tfw sleeping in a sweater and pajama pants
Sometimes I wish I was a boy because penises seem like they would be fun to have.

>>39378058
It's fun to sleep naked. Not sure how it gets better because you're a girl though.

The cuckquean Laura
The incest dyke Austria
The weirdo married Bearguy
The crazy ella
And white nigga who I'm certain is Asian
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>>39346213


You people make me sick

>>39375998
God we get it, you get off on people talking about you. Stop being so obvious about it

>>39378169
I want to sleep with you naked

>>39378171
Thank (You) for your opinion that nobody asked for nor cares about.

>>39378183
I don't see how you pulled that from what she said. She's not Kissy.

>>39378272
Enough ragging on her dude it's fucking old

>>39378272
Don't fucking comment if you have nothing of substance to say to me you goddamned freak of nature.

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>>39378272
Compared to laura, kissy is a saint. And this is coming from someone who wishes kissy was institutionalized.

>>39378300
Kissy IS an attention whore. At least Laura has the decency to post without her trip when she isn't talking to someone or saying something of substance.

>>39378315
>Compared to laura, kissy is a saint.
Thanks, I needed a good laugh.

Good night, thread