Femanons, post info about your ideal bf while robots try their

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no. please no. I don't want this

>>38930318
We need the daily pain anon. To read the posts, see someone we like, but realize we could never talk with that person or interest them enough for them to talk with us.

>25
>7'6", muscular male model
>white aryan, same town as me
>rescuing homeless animals and volunteering as doctor in warzones
>because I deserve one
>myself
>must be completely devoted and loyal to me
>under 7' tall, under 12" cock, under 100million net worth don't try talking to me
>5'1", 250lbs, 22, NEET

>>38930389
A classic. Thanks for the reminder

> add someone from threads like these
> its either a girl with 10 other guys
> or I get catfished

Always fun

>>38930750
How do you even get catfished online? Just act as if everyone you're talking to is a male until you get multiple photos, webcam and voice together.

>>38930279
I don't want any "orbiters" or anything, I'm just really bored and can't sleep
> His age
Slightly older
> His height, build,general looks
5'9-10", built, but not crazy muscular, blond/blue
> His ethnicity and location
White, western European/Aussie
> His hobbies/interests
Sports, vidya, movies, music
> Why do you want a bf
My therapist says a relationship is too much stress for me right now, so I don't want one
> What could you offer
Loyal, homemaking skills, want to have kids, I don't talk enough to be annoying most times
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Patience, I'm slow in terms of socializing/relationships
> Deal breakers
Non white, does drugs, really dumb
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
20, white, us, see bf interests I guess

>>38930279
>> His age
19-24
>> His height, build,general looks
medium height to tall, lightly muscled or skeleton, dark hair.
>> His ethnicity and location
White, maybe Asian. I'd potentially date a black or latino guy, if he was the kind of man I liked, but I wouldn't date any Arab or Indian man.
Anywhere in the west is fine, I hate where I live.
>> His hobbies/interests
Literature, philosophy, playing music, history, video games, foreign film.
>> Why do you want a bf
Companionship.
>> What could you offer
I don't know, intellectual conversation, connection, emotional support, and I'm a great cook.
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Intelligence and kindness, which are tied.
>> Deal breakers
Being very religious or very conservative, stupidity, arrogance, cruelty.
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
>19
>Caucasian
>Australia
>books, playing music, philosophy, history, video games, films, making clothes, cooking

>>38931276
i fit the bill

>>38931085
Ha, I dislike movies :D

>>38931276
You in uni? What state are you from?

>>38931696
Victoria, unfortunately. Home of SJW melbourne.

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you need to kill yourself OP

>>38931707
pls come 2 adelaide

>>38931736
Adelaide seems kind of boring, outside of Womad. At least there's stuff to do in Melbourne.

>>38930279
>> His age
18-30
>> His height, build,general looks
taller than me, though im not picky
skinny/athletic is my favorite but again, not very picky as long as he's not obese
long hair, still not picky
>> His ethnicity and location
ethnicity doesn't matter as long as I like his look in general
Near me is ideal in theory but long distance isn't bad
>> His hobbies/interests
I like people that have some passions but it would be hypocritical to require it since I do nothing of value
>> Why do you want a bf
lonely, etc
>> What could you offer
minimal tbqh
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
patience
>> Deal breakers
anger issues, especially taken out on me
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
19, white, USA, I just sit online and wait for classes to start again

>>38931791
>festivals
there's your problem

take that out of the equation and we're all good

>>38931707
>Melbourne
If I were capable of having proper interests I would consider trying to orbit you

>>38931847
you seem qt as fuck, good luck roastie

>>38931847
You must be quite large, and even then white girls can't be fembots. Are you sure you're not a girl (not girl)?

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>>38930279
why must you clog up the board with such rancid threads? these are worse than the trap threads.

>>38931915
silly anon, all I really said was that I'm white
>>38931917
I'm 5'6 and though I haven't been weighed in a while my clothes fit the same and I was 125 then

>>38932026
Are you mentally ill? Why don't you have a bf?

>>38932026
go on, then... what is it originally?

>>38930279
>> His age
Similar to or older than me
>> His height, build,general looks
5'8 or above, fit, no acne, preferably a trimmed beard
>> His ethnicity and location
White European, Europe
>> His hobbies/interests
Video games, music, cooking, history
>> Why do you want a bf
I don't I just like questionnaires
>> What could you offer
Respect, cooking, taking care of the home, having a job to support them, loyalty
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Being caring and respectful but not a pushover to my bs
>> Deal breakers
Dickheadedness, drugs, alcohol abuse, addiction to porn/sex, overly sexual, easily angry, thinks of the relationship as just using me for sex/attention, doesn't love me, actually autistic, disloyal, acts like a thug, bad hygiene, violent, extremely misogynistic, radical beliefs, highly judgemental, browses /pol/, and stupid.
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
18, white European, polder land, video games, history, cooking, literature

>>38932070
I don't talk well with people and I don't leave the house much
I'm not diagnosed with anything but that doesnt say much
>>38932073
well to start, clearly im an attention whore

>>38932096
So mentally ill?

>>38931857
I like live music. I'm not into drugs or drinking (beyond the occasional wine with dinner- my grandpa is French, he instilled that in me), but I do like going to see bands.

>>38932096
clearly, also >>38932105
So, what are you looking for?

>>38932105
nothing too extreme imo
i could pass it off as being shy with most people
>>38932118
very good question anon!

>>38931276
I fit most of your list, although 18 and from NZ. Contact?

>>38930279
> His age
18-30
> His height, build,general looks
I don't care for height, body type, hair color and eye color. Just don't be fat.
> His ethnicity and location
White. Don't care for location too much (plane tickets are pretty cheap)
> His hobbies/interests
2deep4u anime, animals, exploring the woods and.. that's all to be honest. We don't have to share 90% of our hobbies/interests, actually it'd be pretty great if you could introduce me to some new ones (I'm open minded and would love to listen to you talking about something you're passionate about)
> Why do you want a bf
Just want to be close and intimate with someone, to help each other out during hard times and share the good moments in life
> What could you offer
Love, support, loyalty, good food
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
He MUST love animals. Not "I think cat yt videos are cute lol" type of love, but "I'd risk my life to save a dog" type of love. You can tell a lot about a person by the way they treat animals
> Deal breakers
Doesn't like animals. He's cold and emotionless. He's only in for my body.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
19, white, Europe. I spend most of my "free" time volunteering, raising funds for a local dog shelter, cooking, painting. I'm very calm. I do not like fights /rudeness/yelling.

>>38930389
would you settle for 7'1 ?

>>38931847
hi
>18
>slim with a little muscle
>shoulder length hair
>i live in the southeast, US
>im very patient with most things
>no anger issues, and the few people i know all say that im a very kind person
do you think we could talk on discord or steak or something? my hair is auburn and im white if that matters any.

>>38932162
And yes, I agree this thread doesn't belong here. But questionnaires are fun right?

>>38932109
i typed steak but i meant steam lmao

>>38932109
What type of music then? Most music festivals are trash

>>38932092
Damn, would be perfect match, but I live on /pol/

>>38932174
I don't have either of those im afraid anon

>>38932174
do you like hotwheels?

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>>38932151
let me know, should you figure it out

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>>38931085

Please invest your time into Smith and Wesson

>>38930279
>> His age
23-28
>> His height, build,general looks
5'11 +
>> His ethnicity and location
White or Asian. Europe somewhere.
>> His hobbies/interests
Film, music, art, reading, theatre, cooking.
>> Why do you want a bf
I really don't. I just like filling these out.
>> What could you offer
I'm an excellent cook, I have a wellpaying job with my own house, I'm good with kids, well experienced with most areas of cultural life and able to have a conversation about most things. I have a very cute cat and a lovely malamute to cuddle.
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Intelligence.
>> Deal breakers
conservative, drugs, non educated, doing anything just to make money (i.e. no passion in what you do in life), "traditional", genuine misogynists, emotionally a leech (i.e. being totally dependent on me for their emotional wellbeing).
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
I'm 24 and lucky enough to have a job I really like (I work in a museum) that pays okay, plus I inherited a chic city apartment in the city. I currently live in France, but I'm English. I love books, museums, art galleries, dad rock (yeah, I'm a bit sad- my dad is a 70s hippie, I blame him), philosophy and cooking/eating gourmet food.

>>38931276
>intelligence and kindness are tied.

HUE HUE HUE hue hue hue

>>38932213
how can i contact you?
>>38932214
no i dont

>>38932193
>What type of music then? Most music festivals are trash
I'll listen to anything once, but I like jazz, rock, funk, kinds of "indie" (not girl with a guitar, they have to actually make music), and New Orleans or balkan style brass the best, but I like some country inspired stuff, but not real country, and classical as well. Can't stand rap or pop.

>>38932233
>HUE HUE HUE hue hue hue
So you lack these qualities? On 4chan? Shocker.

>>38932250
email? i hate using email tbch but I don't have much else that i trust with people right away

>>38932256
Interesting, big Tame Impala fan or nah?

>New Orleans or balkan style brass
Got any examples?

>>38932342
>>38932295
sorry, it's i2ww555

>>38932162
You sound like a vegetarian/vegan. Dropped.

>>38932350
@gmail, had to delete the other post

>>38932314
>New Orleans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6OFMFB0le4&list=PLg8E-NyoP3Hk1XfRtOukOWQeyrS7UCCot
>Balkan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw2Rgp18-Ys
It isn't everyone's cup of tea, but live, these two styles create the most amazing energy.
>big Tame Impala fan or nah?
I don't mind Tame Impala. So midway between?

>>38932367
So you play any brass instruments? Never seen anybody be into Balkan brass except my grandparents lmao

>I don't mind Tame Impala. So midway between?
Fair enough

>His age
25-35
>His height, build,general looks
Built, but not overly so (not looking for a 'perfect' body), just don't want a twink or a soyboy or bones. Chubby boy. Over... 5"2, I'll say.
>His ethnicity and location
White or Japanese (bc I'm a weeb).
>His hobbies/interests
Video games, anime, comics. As long as he isn't just a complete normie that I can't relate to. Otherwise, any masculine
>Why do you want a bf
Right now I can't because I hate myself so I don't deserve a bf, but it is my dream.
>What could you offer
Someone who wants to self-improve?
>What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Nice, but not a pussy. That old type of gentlemen who knows you have to treat girls you like differently but is not a fucking beta.
> Deal breakers
Black. He likes trannies (traps and futa are both for faggots). Likes NTR. Doesn't want kids. Doesn't want to get married.
>Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
22, White, nah, weeaboo. Likes old movies. Too self-hating to date right now but I'm working on it. I'm just replying to this thread because I'm bored. Traditional. Wants to be a mother.

>>3893240
>So you play any brass instruments? Never seen anybody be into Balkan brass except my grandparents lmao
Sax. It's kinda brass ish? Woodwind technically.

>>38932448
>>38932409
Sorry, accidentally deleted a number.

>>38932443
You sound fat or at least chubby. Do you have pale skin and big tits?

>>38931276
me
>21
>Australia
Contact?

>>38931276
Oh I'm also in Vic
>>38932466

Is me,

I don't want to post too much personal info on here

>>38932448
>>38932457
>tfw play drums but haven't practiced in ages
Vocaroo me something

>>38932459
Why? Does it matter to anyone?

Ugh, I so badly want to talk to a guy and hopefully have something but filling out a template is so.. stupid. I feel like it's hard to capture how someone really is with this dumb template.

>>38932515
Do you have a contact, like discord by any chance?

>>38932443
Hey I don't fit the bill on age, but I'm still interested in you

>>38932523
Yeah, sure. What's yours though?

>>38932515
I'd message you anon.

Where are you from?

>>38932513
Of course it matters. Chubby pale titcows are top material.

>>38932544
Flick me an email here [email protected] I'll send you my discord there

>>38932587
>>38932544
Scratch that, that doesn't work... try [email protected]

>>38932162
I like animals, but risking my life for them?
No thanks.

>>38932224
>all of these "non-conservative men" women

jesus you women are so dumb its insane, misogynists are misogynists fora fucking reason

>>38931276
Anywhere to contact you?

>>38932642
Why does this trigger you so much? What do you mean by conservative anyway?

>>38932642
>jesus you women are so dumb its insane, misogynists are misogynists fora fucking reason
Yeah, because they're conservative. I don't want a man to treat me like a lesser person in the name of tradition.

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>>38930279
>> His age
At least 2 years older than me, so 21+
>> His height, build,general looks
5'9+(I'm tall), I like guys that are thicc, so if you're a skelly i'll try to fatten you up
>> His ethnicity and location
American for the sake of distance plsu
>> His hobbies/interests
Doesn't really matter, just be passionate about something. We don't need to have all the same hobbies/interests.
>> Why do you want a bf
Life kinda sucks and I don't want to go through it alone. Much better when you have someone to care for that also cares for you.
>> What could you offer
Lifelong companionship. Also I cook n clean 4 u
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Intelligence, not like MENSA tier but just don't be a dumb dumb pls. Also Honesty.
>> Deal breakers
Having had more than one sexual partner. Being a liar/cheater.
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
19 year old student, black(w-wait, come back ;-;), average build working towards thinn, Midwest, Interested in all sorta things, books, music, food, you name it. Also I can be really clingy and insecure so that's worth noting since I can be annoying.

>>38932443
>Someone who wants to self-improve?
This is nice.

>>38932955
Hey I'm interested in you

>tfw most of these girls in europe

being an Aus fag is suffering. ;____;

>22-26
>Anything taller than 5'3 (my height), no preference otherwise. Glasses are a plus.
>Asian or white, but I'm not too picky on that. USA.
>Not picky, if you're enthusiastic about it I'm happy for you and willing to learn more about it. Art, baking, and anime and video games are mine though.
>I don't I just wanted to post :^) No one would want to deal with me.
>Not much, I'm just a lonely, mentally ill NEET. I'm good at listening though.
>Patience and understanding, because like I said I'm a mentally ill NEET.
>Smoking, addiction to drugs or alcohol, has no passions or hobbies.
>23, white, USA, interests were above. Oh and I'm pretty fat so that's another deal breaker.

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>>38933072
w-we're gonna make it one day r-right bro?

>>38933072
>>38933091
I bet you guys are at least fortunate enough to live on the side of the continent that is actually populated.

>>38933083
contact? woahriginal

I don't care what he looks like as long as he isn't completely hideous and has a decent personality and we have the same interest

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>> His age
18-30
>> His height, build,general looks
skinny or chubby preferred, short is qt for shota uses though tall is nice too
>> His ethnicity and location
White preferred, asian okay, no black though
>> His hobbies/interests
gaming, anime, IT, reading, animals (at least 2 of these)
>> Why do you want a bf
lonely and in need of a companion
>> What could you offer
Im relatively cute, not fat though I do have Breasts/butt
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Honesty, I dont want to be lied to or mislead
>> Deal breakers
has cheated in the past, tattoos, horrid english
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
18, mixed white, Australia, (all interests needed for bf)

>>38933114
I fit all of this
contact please ;-;

>>38933055
Wow really? Yay. Also, I forgot to mention I don't want orbiters, that's gross. What's your contact information?

>>38933072
There are no straight European fembots dtf. All the sluts are in US or Aus.

>>38933114
Hey I'm in Vic and fit all of your criteria

>>38933072
There are no girls from Europe except for a couple of dykes, they're all trannies.

>>38933125
[email protected]

>>38933083
You're going to need to relax on the "addiction to drugs and alcohol" most whalers have addiction issues.

>>38933162
nah i dealt with that too much in my childhood
would rather continue to be alone

>>38931276
i'm a melbourneite that fits the bill. if you want an introverted cyborg chad that loves discussing philosophical concepts mainly pertaining to existentialism

>>38931847
I fit the bill what is ur discord?

>>38933284
then i am your dude

>>38932092
Im 19 also from europe and you look like a good match. Contact?

>>38932515
Well add me on discord then arock#4991

>>38932624
Did she ever add you man.

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>>38933114
Please be in Queensland

>>38933124
>>38933143
>>38933374
Im in victoria, contact is= fluff#4436

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>>38930279
> His age
18-22
> His height, build,general look
Tall, lanky, your typical nerd look, preferably white with blonde hair or brunette, antisocial, would rather stay home maybe even shaggy brown hair like pic related
> His ethnicity and location
White, I moved the the U.S a while ago so preferably here
> His hobbies/interests
Video games, old horror movies, I'm not much into anime anymore but if he likes it it's fine
> Why do you want a bf
I'm fine right now, I'm in a shit place at the moment so a friend/ future lover would be great.
> What could you offer
My love and support, I'm a good listener and I will try to get involved in the things you love like video games, movies, etc
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
I don't want a chad. I don't want a bf that looks too freakish, preferably tall
> Deal breakers
Indian
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
18, white and a little German, I'm originally from Norway but I moved to America, I'm 5'4 and I'm chubby, I enjoy Nintendo games but I don't really play video games as much anymore, Adult Swim shows not really into Rick and Morty , and thats about it

>>38931276
>intelligence and kindness, which are tied
[citation needed]

>>38933483
Not her but I agree with this. Being intelligent is being emotionally and intellectually intelligent. Its hard to find that though

>>38933504
emotional intelligence doesn't even mean kindness.

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>>SOC

>>38933474
Post contact info and we'll talk though Im manlet.

>>38933535
Emotional intelligence helps with empathy which helps with kindness

>>38932955
as a skelly, the fatten me up bit is very enticing, you should actually say that if a guy is skinny, he might appreciate it

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I'm looking for a femanon with cute feet that I can see sometimes when you're available. I'll shower you in gifts and make it worth while. No relationships or strings attached, but we could become friends overtime if you're into that kind of thing.

Drop a contact and I'll get to you.

You ever notice how half of these people sound like SJWS, yet hate black people? lmao.

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>All these potential qt white girls prefering actual asian men

Is this a meme?
I look like pic related (I'm Jap/Filipino), but with shorter hair; am i doomed?

>>38934166
weebs tend to have yellow fever until they realize japan isn't a retarded wonderland where people cosplay and have sex in the streets

>>38934206
>oh yeah i really like asian guys!
>im also a weeaboo

Everytime.
But being 21 khv gives me no choice famalam

>>38934225
Go for it, have fun with some weebs. You're in demand!

>>38933483
/r9k/ is full of people who are both dumb and jerks. Actually intelligent people don't need to be assholes to everyone.

>>38934206
>where people cosplay and have sex in the streets
Rape in backstreets+cosplay in streets
FIFY

>>38934276
Eh, intelligent people can be assholes, they just usually know how to get away with it or lack the self-awareness to realize they're being assholes. Intelligence has nothing to do with kindness.

>>38931847
>>38931276
Hmm I feel like I could end up friends with you two but then this larper comes in
>>38932162
And knocks it out of the park. I can put away family meals at pollo loco and not put on weight so sometimes I do. I've had pets like a pitbull and a lab but I wouldn't throw my life away for them. This kind of insane love for animals has always sort of annoyed me. In high school watching people debate animal research for or against I always noticed how crap the arguments were.

Basically this dog lover would have me mildly incensed enough for me to hatefuck her really well. I in return would put up with dog smell and hair all over the house when really I prefer the dog stays outside to sleep.>>38933114
Also why can't you have been suckered into coming to California you sound gr8

All you guys have really got me This time so here's your you's

>>38934541
If intelligence has nothing to do with kindness, why is /r9k/ full of assholes?

>>38934541
>intelligent
>lacking self-awareness
Pick one.

>>38930279
>robots try their best to become your orbiters

"No."

I don't orbit once the possibility of dating is off the table I fuck off.

>>38935068
Yeah OP ruined the thread by using that word, some girls aren't looking for that though and made that clear.

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heads up from a real man here ladies.
Saying you're in your early 20s or late teens and you prefer guys that are almost 30 fucking years old is a huge red flag. We know you're just looking for a sugar daddy who's already an established human being with a job, a career, with financial stability and expanded interests and hobbies who will shower you in free shit and take lead of your failed lives.
Also stop saying that you bring "loyalty, love and support" to a relationship, those are prerequisites, not something unique. While I wouldn't be surprised that women believe those things are something you have to "bring" into a relationship by exerting effort, men usually expect those things from the get go. Learn how to sell yourself as interesting and someone people would DESIRE to be with.

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>>38934897
this is at least 3 levels of stupid
>1. nobody implied that intelligence makes you more likely to be mean just because it doesn't make you more likely to be kind
>2. even if we did, it would only be a general tendancy to which a particular nieche board could be an exception with ease
>3. the average iq of /r9k/ users is most likely above 100, comsidering people on the higher end of the bell curve are more likely to not experience sex in adolescence, have depression, use the internet often, and seek out specialized niche communities.

Tfw i fit a lot of these, but live in the Great White North(tm).

>>38936297
Try living in hawaii.

>closest people would be cali fem"bots" or Australian ones
>neither of which want to date you because you don't live an hour from them

>>38936297
>>38936371
You don't know if you dont try anons

>>38936371
Get a qt honalulu gf

>>38930279
>tfw want to talk to fembots but my fetishes will most likely prevent any form of real intimacy
I've talked to some and they all thought it was gross while we were on the subject but I never told them I was into it

Where's this thread but for robots?

>>38936371
Fuck a volcano.

>>38932270
Except he's right, kindness and intelligence have nothing in common.

>>38936683
I share this interest as well anon

>6'2" 200 pounds, blond hair blue eyed white. No acne.
>into anime, vidya, and tabletop. Love animals and nature. Take swordfighting classes.
>am a pretty homebodied person, but not an antisocial autist.
>pretty open to anything really
> an accountant, a big boy job that pays well

If anyone is interested just let me know and ill post contact.
Probably noone will even notice this post though.

>>38936669
i live on the next island over
>>38936692
this guy know's whats up

>>38936683
What is your fetlsh anon?

>>38936818
I'll follow up by doing what the above anon is doing, since I know a lot of femanons don't like getting swarmed with discord requests.

5'8", 158 pounds (losing it slowly but surely), blonde/dirty blonde hair, green eyes.

Interests are anime, vidya, animals (dogs and reptiles specifically) and being a wagie. Goals are to start my own business or get any high salary job really.

>>38936798
Yer a liar m8

>>38936857
It's really on the creepy side desu but I'm a huge adult baby, I'm basically into everything about it (diapers and all) and am also a switch leaning little
It really is a huge part of me and I enjoy it emotionally and as a sexual thing and I don't think I could ever be in a serious relationship without the ability to express that side of myself, and I probably shouldn't be looking on r9k for people

Also I'm a guy just in case there was any form of ambiguity

>>38936857
Beastiality my familam

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>>38931085
>built, but not crazy muscular
>>38931276
lightly muscled or skeleton
>>38931847
skinny/athletic is my favorite but again, not very picky as long as he's not obese
>>38932092
>fit
>>38932162
Just don't be fat


For all the skeletons thinking they have it harder and whining with any given chance

>>38937014
Just lose weight. Stop eating so much.
Calories in < calories out

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> His age
21+
> His height, build,general looks
Above 5'3, not fat. I like skellingtons. I like cute boys. Long hair is a bonus. Or curly hair.
> His ethnicity and location
White and close to TN
> His hobbies/interests
He likes vidya and anime. Maybe comics and D&D if you want more points
> Why do you want a bf
I feel like it will make me happy. I want someone to do things with.
> What could you offer
Companionship
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Pls don't cuck me
> Deal breakers
Cucking
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
I'm almost 20 and white. I like anime and vidya and movies. If you like to waste time with pointless and empty hobbies, I'm your girl

>>38930279
not really looking for relationships or orbiters, but someone to talk to would be nice regardless of gender.
> His age
21-25
> His height, build,general looks
anything equal to or above my height (5'9). build/looks arent super important; but I prefer darker features.
> His ethnicity and location
doesnt matter. US; EST preferred.
> His hobbies/interests
Vidya (particularly fighting games), reading, any creative or artist pursuit. history,sociology,literature,the arts,politics.
> Why do you want a bf
consistent companionship. Also itd be nice to have someone to look out for me; because I am a little naive/dreamy and hate confrontation.
> What could you offer
Not sure. people often mention that I am generally very kind,gentle, and mild mannered. Id like to think im pretty resourceful, independent, and intelligent.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
A kind heart
> Deal breakers
issues with controlling temper, being unintelligent, mean spirited, bad manners, superficiality, overtly sexual.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
20, Black, EST coast. Vidya (especially fighting games as of late), art, drawing, music, reading,tarot, tea brewing, gardening. Im also planning on learning how to sew in the future.

>>38932224
Cheers m'lady. Germanon here. I do fit the bill except for height (5.8 manlet) but I would much rather ask you, since you sparked my curiosity, how does one find employment at a museum? May I ask what your job there is and what the requirements were?

>>38937204
why do you want someobne 21+? maturity?

>>38933114
let me black you

>>38937481
I just like older guys. I'd be okay with someone my age though. I'd compromise if you were a super cutie

>>38937204
You seem cool, where you from?

>>38937551
oh and I'm also an alcoholic :^)

>>38937564
Tennessee, that's why I want someone close. I don't really like long distance.

Why is everyone into anime and video games in this thread? Is it some kind of NEET thing?

>>38937613
i dunno, maybe its because its all people who dont go outside are able to do. that and live vicariously through other people on youtube/streaming services

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>>38930279

>> His age
19-25

>> His height, build,general looks
5'7+, skelly/lean fit/ottermode/average build
I like dark brown-black hair but it's not a necessity
I like blue and green eyes but it's also not a necessity
Just don't have a beard plz

>> His ethnicity and location
I'm primarily attracted to white/asian/native but some mixed race guys can be cute too.
I wouldn't date a "Mexico born" Mexican and I wouldnt date Indians or Arabs because of their cultural behavoirs towards women.
U.S. preferred

>> His hobbies/interests
Music, Science, Art, Medicine, anything cool just be a well rounded person

>> Why do you want a bf
Im not sure if i do

>> What could you offer
Typical stuff I guess. I can cook like a pro and hold a decent conversation. Fulfill physical needs
Less typically, i believe in an equal partnership. I spoil you too, buy you lunch sometimes. Surprise you on your birthday.

>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have?

Humility.
You're not above me. You're not my boss or my dad. You don't get to decide everything all of the time but
I don't want a numale either.
I just want to be respected as the other half.

>> Deal breakers
Narcissism, Sociopathy, Compulsive Lying. Substance abuse (alcohol especially) Porn/vidya addiction
(Playing vidya is fine if not every day all of the time)

>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
25,white,U.S. and basically same interests as above

>>38937596
Aw shucks, then this would never work.

>>38937613
>4chan
>why does everyone like anime
please leave

>>38930279
> His age
Same or younger than me, so 21 and under
> His height, build,general looks
GLASSES, decently taller than me (180 cm or more), skelly, not muscular or fat, long hair for boys (kind of like op's pic) cute and pale and feminine, dresses well and looks good in big comfy sweaters and tight jeans
> His ethnicity and location
Preferably white but maybe east asian, don't care about location
> His hobbies/interests
feminine hobbies and interests preferred i guess, but anything as long as you have a genuine interest in it and aren't faking a personality so people will like you
> Why do you want a bf
i don't really, just want to see if someone who meets my impossible list of requirements exists
> What could you offer
being the breadwinner, all you have to do is look good and clean up after me, basically just role reversal. I'll admit i'm not super affectionate but I would buy you things in exchange for being a cute house husband
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
submissiveness not necessarily sexually but in everyday life. Just respect me and my opinions. Don't be aggressive, it's unbecoming. And I know this is a reach for r9k, but hermit-tier introverts aren't my thing. It's ok if you don't want to go out super often, but at least be somewhat talkative with me.
> Deal breakers
mental illnesses, extreme dependence and clinginess. I realize I like submissive men but that doesn't mean being unable to take care of yourself. I want you to love yourself as much as I would love you. I don't want someone to be with me out of desperation and loneliness but rather because we enjoy each other as people.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
21, white american currently living in Vienna. Speak english and enough german to live comfortably (b2) but definitely not perfectly. I love learning languages in general. short and slender, very long hair. brown eyes,which i know is a deal breaker for some.

>>38937640
You want a man who both has his life together AND is submissive? Hah. Good luck. The only submissive men you will find are desperate lonely NEETs.

> His age
18-27 ideally.
> His height, build,general looks
Taller than me is good enough (I'm 5'6"), even a bit shorter than me or the same height is fine if I like you. For everything else, I just don't care. I like any body type and I'm not really shallow or picky.
> His ethnicity and location
White or east asian (I'm east asian). I live in california but I don't care where you are, ideally in the states.
> His hobbies/interests
Games are cool, anime is fine but I don't want him to be a total weeb, just a normal guy who likes those things casually. He can have whatever hobbies he wants. I would try to take an interest in his hobbies to spend time with him. Guys who are into shooting guns are pretty cool.
> Why do you want a bf
Right now, I would like a friend so I feel less lonely. I don't have many friends. I feel like I'm not mature enough for a relationship but I guess it is a possibility if I find someone compatible with me.
> What could you offer
I don't know what I have to offer. I'm not an amazing person or particularly good at anything. I'll always be here for you and offer a gentle voice to reassure you. I'll try my best to listen to your problems even though I don't always know the right words to say.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Loyalty is 100% the most important. I also really like guys who are clingy and needy, possessive of me, and I want to feel like I belong to him.
> Deal breakers
Cheating.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
20, east asian, california. I work at a school and I go to uni studying accounting. maybe considering teaching as a fallback plan.

interests? I usually don't do anything to be honest. I'm lonely, miserable and self loathing. I've mostly been a shut in lately. I just want a nice guy to talk to.

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>>38937204
>Cucking
Is it absolutely a deal breaker? I am everything else on your list, but I don't think I could be satisfied unless you watch me with other women every once in a while.

>> His age
18+
>> His height, build,general looks
Taller than 5'4, slim or chubby dad like build. Facial hairs alright if maintained and treated.
>> His ethnicity and location
I'm not too picky on ethnicity, but California if possible. Open to LDR
>> His hobbies/interests
Video games, card games and exploring the world.
>> Why do you want a bf
I just want someone to spend my time with and talk to more than anything.
>> What could you offer
I could offer a loving relationship, emotional support, the opportunity to learn Mandarin Chinese and a few Cantonese insults.
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Loyalty

>> Deal breakers
Drug addict, overly shy, history of cheating, abusive and underage
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
I'm from California, Chinese, 19, and probably heading more down towards the road of acting and improv.
I am really into horror movies, gamss and shows. I love to watch them on Rabbit with friends. I like travel and meeting new people, seeing new things. I am pretty bubbly and random at times and really am lost when it comes to life. There's not much more to list.

>>38934166

If you look like that, you seriously should not be single.
I'm not a weeb, btw.
You don't have to be weeb to think asians are cute

>>38937735
This seems to be the truth so far, anon. my dreams will never come true

>>38937795
Here's what you can do as the next best thing: since you want a submissive girly boy, it's almost the same if you get a submissive boyish girl. You live in Vienna, as does Austria-chan. She's a lonely dyke who's always horny. You should hook up with her.

>>38937630
I see where you're coming from. I was just trying to get a consensus. I only get to play games occationaly with friends and it seems like most of these girls absolutely love it.

It's kind of hard finding time for things you like when you're working a full time job and trying to grow a side business. (Still have shit cabs because I live in New York)

>>38937619
I fit this.
If you feed me i will keep you company for life.

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I hate living in europe, if you are from the US you literally cannot be a robot.

>>38937912
t. grass is always greener on the other side

>>38937786
Hey cool!
Im a 6'2" canadian man.
Have a professional career but horror is my favouin for work.

>>38937758
>>38937786
So, which one of you is more attractive cause you seem the same.

>>38937934
Holy shit what did i type.
Anyways you sound cool and i match your description. Im a pretty calm person, i love to talk about everything as long as its interesting and id love to learn mandarin for work.

>>38937758
contact? im fine with email or whatever

>>38937337
Can you drop a contact, anon? I'd love to talk to you. I've never met anyone into Tarot and would love to learn how it works.

I like these threads and I hope all of you meet nice people that will enrich your lives!

They make me personally nervous, though, because I hate comparing myself to other men

>>38937974
mhm sure, do you have a discord? or you can give me a throwaway email if you need to.

>>38937640
well, i think this is pretty much me
i'm just not as tall as you wish and i don't wear glasses (need to buy some though)

>>38936817
shitty post, happily overlooked

>>38938011
Not him but my throwaway email is [email protected]

>>38937014
The market of girls on this board is different from the general market.

>>38937971
What do you work as, Leafman?

>>38937951
Why not contact us both and find out, anon? You might find something you like.

i am looking for a bf

>be in canada
>nobody online ever wants anything to do with me
>be alone forever
these threads are useless, neither boys nor girls care about canadians

>>38935722
>Also stop saying that you bring "loyalty, love and support" to a relationship, those are prerequisites, not something unique.
Then why is almost every ideal mate thread at least 30% anons saying shit like "likes me, has a pulse, not morbidly obese, and is biologically female"?

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>>38937060
>can literally only lose weight by being hungry
>have things to do that will be interfered with by being hungry
not a practical option.

>>38938101
I am looking for gf in europe

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Honestly I just want someone like Charlie Kelly from Its Always Sunny. I dont have a lot to offer.
Im pretty relaxed as a person. 20 years old, from Sweden. I dont have any interests worth noting.

>>38937204
hello i am really good at wasting my time
email me maybe
[email protected]

>>38938119
not in europe originally

>>38938100
I would definitely not like him contacting me and comparing me to other women but you're probably the attractive one between us. I can just tell from how you like acting and stuff, only someone with confidence and social skills can do that.

>>38938100
Im an industrial accountant.
A lot of my job is working on efficiency and overhead cost for factories. Been thinking of learning mandarin for a while.
Red#8079 is my discord if youre interested.

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>>38930279
>20-25
>any height is fine, prefer you to be short though. look wise? anything is okay I don't care what size you are. Only thing that I would love is if the guy has a small dick.
>anything is fine but I prefer asian guys best. Dark skin ones are hnggg
>weab shit, video games. Whatever you are into is good otherwise
>I want someone I can love and talk to. I don't want to be alone anymore even if it is long distance. I want someone as miserable as myself to cling to and we can make our horrible lives feel meaningful.
>support, comfort, would buy you stuff and bake you things and send to you. I don't view relationships or liking someone as things you need to "offer" but meh
>nice eyes
>can't think of any
>pale white, fattie, murica, into doing artstuff, animu, video games, reading i dunno. I am pretty shy and scared of people.

>>38937758
>>38937951
Where in Cali do you both live? Bay area?

>>38938158
You mean I can't be enthusiastic? I love meeting new people, anon. It's simply a part of my charm. I'm sure you're just as good as me if not better. You shouldn't beat yourself over appearance and it's very scummy that he's trying to compare. I just thought it was more of a joke.

>>38938198
goodluck anon this seems very heart-felt

>>38937786
>>38938206
Meant to send that to you too, bay area?

>>38938214
Yes, I was actually slightly upset that he's using looks to decide which woman he wants. Definitely not someone I would be interested in.
>>38938206
socal

>>38938100
Because I've autistically determined that I'm unlikely to find happiness with a woman. Though it's not r9k autism, quite the opposite. I've dated extensively which gives me the data to autistically analyze my odds. The amount of girls who are decent are literally 1 in 100.

The worst part is I'm a determined guy. I'll date 100 girls if I have to find the one I like. The problem is in the numbers again. You need to spend at least a few months to really get to know someone. This time frame is longer for me, probably a year because I have little free time. If the odds are 1/100 and I only have the chance to get to know one a year, it's not going to work.

To hammer the nail in the coffin, I'm already in a relationship and it's such a headache that I'm leaning towards dropping out of the dating market entirely.

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>tfw waiting for a chick looking for a fat guy

>>38938214
Yeah she can't tell an obvious joke though trying to be offensive was the point I guess I got what I wanted.

>>38937989
eh, its a just a hobby; nothing too serious. Im still learning.

do you have a discord that you feel like sharing anon?? ill send you a request.

>>38938349
whoa okay dude, take it easy and find your comfort

>>38938150
Are you actually near me?

>>38938399
maryland oregano

>>38938105
Im a boi, where in Canada?

>>38937786
>>38937758
[email protected]

It's a half throwaway, I'm playing vidya right now but I'll chat with you both after.

>>38938448
I'm in Alberta, but also a (bi) male

>>38938014
how tall, anon? where from? and do you wear contacts atm or is your vision perfect?

>>38938459
uh, If you're contacting both of us I'm not interested sorry.

>>38938410
That's so far. Thanks for getting my hopes up though

>>38930279

>> His age
Close to mine

>> His height, build,general looks
Taller than me (5'3), not fat. Enjoying being active is a plus. I have a soft spot for longer hair on guys

>> His ethnicity and location
White asian or hispanic. Eastern side of the US would be nice

>> His hobbies/interests
I'm indifferent about this. However, please be able to talk about things other than your interests/hobbies.

>> Why do you want a bf
I want someone to spend the rest of my life with

>> What could you offer
I enjoy listening to others. I'm also financially independent so you don't have to worry about me being a mooch. I cook, I clean, etc.

>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
A sense of humor that's similar to mine. Enjoying rollercoasters and other thrill rides is very good

>> Deal breakers
having poor hygiene, overly high sex-drives, having a bad relationship with his family

>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
25, half white half spic, 118 lbs
I've been in 7 serious relationships and have ended every single one of them. Don't date me.

>>38938505
o-okay y-you too
in an original way

>>38938377
Trying to be offensive with a joke? That's pretty odd. Jokes are meant to be funny but I got a good laugh.

>>38938349
Just do what makes you happy. Relationships can be pretty fun.
>>38938245
I'm sure he did it ironically, but he did state it had malicious intent. Some people are just jerks and you gotta learn to deal with it I guess.
If everyone was nice the world would be dull

>>38938503
Would you have said the same thing to him if I hadn't made my joke earlier? I'll laugh so hard if I accidentally cockblocked that guy.

>>38938558
>cockblocked by strangers on the internet.
What a time to be alive.

>>38938558
yeah, I would have.

>>38938503
That's understandable, no offense taken. I just wanted to see which of you I meshed with on a romantic level. The best relationships start off as friendships in my opinion, so even if one of you didn't work out romantically, it would've resulted in a friend.

>>38938617
ehh, I'm not worth the trouble. Go for the normal one.

>>38938617
Nice save.
Hotel originalfornia

>>38938610
Maybe you should give that guy a chance. Jokes have some truth behind them, you both posted similar questionnaires within a short window of time of each other. You can't blame the guy for wanting to contact both.

>>38932174
I mean, I fit the bill. drop that mf discord

>>38938459
Eh, sorry anon. I'm not too interested if you aren't going to direct me to your Discord directly.

>>38938653
If i wanted normal girls id go back to dating cardboard cutout stacies.
I want someone as weird as i am to share this life with.

>>38937204
Holy shit I'm from the Nashville area (Lebanon). Where you at?

>>38938664
well it's pretty clear I'm introverted and a shut in while she leans on the more extroverted side. I'd prefer someone looking for an introvert.

>>38938653
This might offend you further because this time it's serious and not a joke. The non looks comparison between the two would likely be. The "normal" one is more likely to leave you for "chad" but will be easier to deal with, the insecure one will make your life a living hell, cling, throw fits, a bunch of you retards will say cling is a good thing but that's cause you imagine it'll be like your animes and have never experienced it.

>>38938653
Well even if we won't get a chance to talk, don't take it personally. We aren't here to look for someone normal, we're here to find someone to complete us. Don't give up femanon, I'm sure there'll be someone who meshes well with you.

>>38938685
Usaji#2252

As you wish.

>>38937640
>18
>Exactly 180 cm, glasses and total skeleman. Not the best at dressing because nothing fits properly though. Long hair, about to my neck in the back. Kinda gets in my face though.
>White with a touch of native american, live in Canada
>Like cooking, but not great at it, love reading, especially writing. I also really like fountain pens
>Mostly sane, if a little lonely and a khhv. I speak French!
If you'd like to contact me, I've got an email: [email protected]
I think it would be cool to contact you, even if nothing comes of it!

>>38938699
>i am weird
>but ive dated normies

go away, normalfag

>>38938763
no, I'm not offended. I know I'm not worth it, I'm fine with it.

>>38938699
yeah seriously leave

>>38938699
Eh, I prefer guys with less experience. I'd rather be with someone that has never been in a serious relationship or none at all. I'm just the type to compare myself to others and it won't be fun for you.

>>38938884
>>38938823
Tfw not a normie but not even r9k wants me around.

>>38938519
>I'm most of these things except I hate thrill rides and don't have long hair.

Aw well. Where on the east coast by the way?

>>38938790
Hey man, since I might have screwed you over by offending them, let me give you a critical piece of info. What you said "here to find someone to complete us" is extremely telling. That's a Disney movie, real girls don't work like that. They do need your emotional support but the reverse is not true. They want you to be their rock, they don't want your needy problems, it just makes you look weak. Some of them will say and maybe even believe you should be "vulnerable" but I guarantee you nothing will turn them off faster.

>>38938829
I kind feel bad about all of this if it was your parents who crushed your self esteem this badly. I just now realized cause I have Asian parents who screamed at me for years but I turned out ok and forgot about it. I suppose girls are more fragile.

>>38938930
Fair enough, atleast you didnt just call me a normie and reee off.
I get that a lot, by the time i realized what kind of people i wanted to date id already dated a handful of stacies. Now any girl worth her salt gets intimidated by that, and i dont blame them. Id probably do the same to a girl who had a bunch of chad boyfriends too.
Good luck fembot.

>>38937204
I'm two states away. That's probably too far but you sound nice.

>>38938501
1m70 sorry, I'm from France
and no, I don't wear contacts either but my vision has really deteriorated since last year and I need to get an appointment at the optician

>>38938974
Don't feel too bad about "screwing me over". If they aren't interested, they aren't interested you know? I dropped my info already, so if they're interested in chit-chatting they will. If not, that's just life.

As for the advice, it is quite sound. Though I'm not looking to be needy or clingy, I just figured that is what a lot of fem/robots are looking for, someone to make them whole and fill the void in their life. In the end, if we admit it or not, what most people are looking for is a significant other, someone alike but not quite alike too. As for me, I'm mostly just looking to make a few friends and maybe, if things progress, get romantically involved if we're both feeling the same way. Won't know until you try it, ya know?

>>38936817
Sure, why the fuck not.
Discord anon?

>>38939019
Yeah, I'm sorry too. It probably won't ever work though you seem nice. I would probably sit you down, tell you to show me every single ex you had, and expect you to say I'm prettier than all of them. I'm just an awful person to be in a relationship with and you should run far away from people like me.

>>38939089
Huh, someone noticed.
Im up for making new friends regardless
Red#8079

>>38938961
You certainly are a normie if you descibe yourself as weird and have dated a handful of stacies. Im sure they saw your "weird" habits as attractive and dated you based off that.

>>38939158
Actually, I kinda misread it, I don't fufill any of those criteria, sorry anon.

hairy dad chub boy look for small girl
im wait u ::))

>>38938198
Would you lose weight for a bf?
You sound fine otherwise.

>>38932721

> no conservative guys tee hee

that means she's fucking jamal

>>38938685
Ah shit, I mistyped it. It's actually Usaji#2254. Apologies for not catching it sooner.

literally all these roasties except for two chinks won't take anything below a 6foot tall white man. If you're white you're not a robot.

>>38937861

Lol cute, but what is it youre looking for?

>>38937989

I'll tell you the secret:

it's bullshit

Im actually surprised that most girls here are pretty reasonable, mostly in the looks deparment. Still i have a question why so much girls don't like guys with high sex drives? I have encountered this irl as well i have meet just one girl with my same level of sex drive

>>38939107
That sounds kinda funny, youd probably be suprised but most girls act like that. Super defensive and not really jealous but more competitive with other girls who arent even in the picture. I dont really expect girls to be perfect, and id much rather a girl who is open about it rather than pretending to be some stacey. You seem nice too, maybe in another life.

>>38939214
Are you me?
Origigi

>>38933114
>tattoos are dealbreaker
dang!

>>38939345
Hmm?
No, what you listed was what you expected in a man right?

>>38939290
Looking for someone to just talk to mostly.
Im a pretty well rounded person, i do swordfighting and make armour by hand. I love math and sciences, and i want to spend time and talk to someone whos just as fancinated by these topics as I am

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>tfw 5'4" tall mildly religious depressive sephardic jew

Will I ever be loved?

>>38939417
Can you dual wield?

>>38931085
I'm 19 and skinny fat can I be ur bf

> His age
20-23
> His height, build,general looks
I don't really care, probably not super ripped I guess, taller than 6'0 would help but not for "lol manlet" reasons, I'll explain below
> His ethnicity and location
White, USA
> His hobbies/interests
I'm not picky, but my interests are vidya, animation and drawing so I guess that'd be a plus
> Why do you want a bf
Having someone that would care about me and help motivate me to improve myself would really be nice
> What could you offer
I suppose I could offer the same things, caring and motivation. I don't have any relationship experience but my ideal relationship would be "best friend who I'm also attracted to"
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
I guess it would be just having a connection. I'm not picky.
> Deal breakers
Someone who can't joke around every once in a while
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
I'm 21, half White and half Hispanic but look White. Jet black hair, green eyes. But I'm 6'0, which is why I said that I would prefer someone 6'0+. I get self-conscious about my height and having someone taller than me would make me feel shorter in comparison. But it's not a deal-breaker.

My interests are drawing and animation in general mostly, some vidya but not really anymore. I do ballet as well but I'll never be as good as others because of my height.

I'm in the east coast. Come crawling to the giant I guess..

>>38938243
I'm in Southern California as well, anon. I'm close to Downtown LA.

>>38939454
I remember you anon.

You still sound like a cutie to me. Good luck.

>>38939454
Do you have a preferred method of contact?

>>38930279
>His age
25-28
> His height, build,general looks
6'-6'1
Thin man but muscular, like otter mode
Boy next door, common kind of attractiveness.
Dresses like a hipster faggot.
> His ethnicity and location
Don't really care. Usually gravitates towards white boys, but I've seen qts of all races
> His hobbies/interests
drawing or painting
likes anime or RPG vidya
likes going out to eat
likes going out for walks or taking night drives
> Why do you want a bf
I already have one, he's just...not really what I wanted. It's fun to imagine a having fantasy bf.
> What could you offer
high sex drive
good cooking skills
massages and generally making you feel like I love you
pep talk and motivation
not fat
willing to get into your hobbies
you'd have the cutest gf in out of your friends and I cycle through types of aesthetics so it's like dating multiple women
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
He needs to always be attempting to move forward and wanting to carve out a decent life. I also want a bf who knows a thing or two about real hardship.
> Deal breakers
not being open minded, getting triggered and wanting to be in an echo-chamber. I hate poltards and tumblrinas equally.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interest
> 22
> hispanic-black
> Murka
> art, RPGS and doing trendy millennial shit because I've become disillusioned with being socially awkward nerd 4 lyfe. I know a little bit about any given topic. People think I'm funny and some people think I'm cool, but my self-esteem has taken a nosedive and I always assume no one likes me. I don't trust anyone, but I want to open up more to people.

>>38939444
Dual wield arming swords for sure.
Dual wielding daggars is not as effective but still fun!

>>38939454
Sultan? Is that you? Nice memes my dude

>>38939484
I'm the guy going by Usaji, it's a bit far from me but LDR isn't impossible, just a bit harder. If you want to chat I already gave my info out, sorry about the mistyping!

>>38939512
You sound cool as fuck.

>>38939434
Maybe by a jewish princess.

>>38939626
That actually means a lot, anon. Thank you.

>>38939488
Thank you anon.

>>38939505
I dunno what do you have

>>38939531
I don't know who that is.

>>38939286
Fucking liar look through the thread again.

>>38939555
Well, how far away are you anon?

>>38939775
Hes just mad because hes 5'1".
Girls arent picky, but noone wants a manlet either.

>>38937619
I kinda wanted to reply to this sooner but I have a beard, and I think I'm too chubby for you. I like what you're saying here but you're coming off a little bitter which is off putting. I wouldn't want a slave or a doormat, I want a partner, a girl who is my equal. That being said I'd want her to be "mine" just like I'd be "hers". We'd do stuff for each other and be there for one another that we might not do normally for others. I'd make concessions for her and she'd make some for me cause we care about each other. We'd be there for each other for thick and thin and I don't care if shes in a down part in her life I'd be there for her I'd just want her to be there for me. I'll help her/understand her mental illnesses if she loves me but I'd want her to understand mine. I have abandonment issues so I'd want her to be loyal forever and I'll be loyal forever barring cheating or or habitual abuse. I'd be willing to work through most things though, provided we do it in a healthy way.

I want our relationship to be kind of like Us vs the World kinda thing, just together, being together and striving for happiness.

Sorry for the ramble. I know it kinda went off in another direction but yeah
>>38939512
>>38939694
I agree with the anon who said you were cool. You ARE cool. IMO. Only thing weird is the echo-chamber bit. You don't gotta agree with a guy but I hope you like give someone that chance to explain why they think what they think. I don't like /pol/ shit either tho so I feel ya.

Good luck with your current boyfriend and I hope stuff works out.

>>38939791
I'm living in San Fran currently, just moved back up here a week ago.

>>38937619
>science
Are you capable of stimulating discussion about realistic space warfare by any chance?

>>38939754
>I dunno what do you have
Discord is the hew hotness, but I've got an old Skype and even Kik that I used once (I think I still remember the info to it). If you're really attached to a specific application, I can make a throwaway for it.

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>>38938198
>>38932955

These are the cutest girls ITT.

>>38937786
Are you still lurking the thread, and if so what's the best way to contact you?

>>38939694
Yeah np, id say we should chat but ive got a gf too that isnt what i thought itd be, and i doubt that would bode well.

>>38939454
You sound perfect, too but I'm a tiny manlet and I don't want to make you feel like a giantess next to me.

>>38938970
it's ok anon, those aren't the most important qualities anyways. I'm in NY (not the city). You?

>>38939906
best way to contact me is Discord. Drop your discord and I'll add you. I added the Red guy earlier.

HahahahahaahA,
I don't care that you don't care,
BecUse if you met me, you definitely would.
And I would still not care.
I can successfully jack off anywhere, effectively rendering me immune to the stress that women naturally bring to all situations.
I have exceeded your powers.
Just to clarify:
>I am held in very high regard by others
>I am probably around 8/10
>I do brag unironically on these forums
>I am musically talented
>I write poetry
>I will not die any time soon
God! I feel so good. God also probably loves a lot of you more than you think.
Say no to Jezebel. Say no to cuckold threads.

Women are of a much higher quality once their self esteem has been broken in.

>>38939991
This is your brain on chuuni

>>38939840
I'm not her or a girl, but I kinda want to hear what you have to say about it.

>>38930279

> His age
14-18
> His height, build,general looks
i like guys that are around my height (6'4) i'm okay with both shorter and taller but i don't like height difference
> His ethnicity and location
i like white guys, but i've always had a sweet spot for asian guys
> His hobbies/interests
he can like anything he wants tooowould be ideal
> Why do you want a bf
hehe because i want a lifelong partner that i can trust and be intimate with and share experiences with
> What could you offer
i'm willing to both cook and clean, i've heard that i'm the nicest person most people have met, my iq is over average and i want children while i'm studying to become a neurosurgeon which would make me become a multimillionaire
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
intelligent, possessive, very traditional, i'd also like it if he was racist
> Deal breakers
isn't a virgin, does drugs, watches porn,
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
i'm 17 and i'm both a koreaboo and weeaboo, i'm 100% european according to dna tests and i live in norway. my bmi is 16

>>38938717
Cookeville. Isn't Tennessee the best state?

>>38940057
ooopsie i meant that im 5'4

>>38940057
>14
Whoa there
>you're 17
WHOA THERE

>>38940067
Holy fucking fuck. I'm from Cookeville. I went to CHS. I never thought I'd see another person from Cookeville on r9k

>>38939967
My Discord is FBI_4U#1719

>>38940096
I'm not from there, I'm just going to tech there this semester. Wings up

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>>38940057
>I'd like it if he was racist
Intentional or not, this is great

>>38940096
>>38940067
Yall should talk and be a cute couple.

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>>38930279
So I'm pretty sure I'm a lesbian. However I will give a guy attention, love, sex even if I feel "sorry" enough for him. Even though that's a terrible way of wording it it's the only way I can think of... If I feel as if you've had a shitty enough life I'd love to attempt to rescue you and help you feel loved. The biggest reason why I desire to do this is because of empathy. I know exactly what it's like to wish beyond ANYTHING that you could just have a woman in your arms and feel loved momentarily. Since I can never find that woman for myself I feel like being that woman for someone else is the next best thing.

I'm severely mentally ill and a NEET of almost 30, I'm not planning on living much longer so you need to understand that before we talk. I've had really traumatic shit happen to me growing up and only a few of my problems are agoraphobia, severe social anxiety, and ptsd from childhood molestation. If you relate to any of this I'd love to talk.

I don't give any fucks about your appearance, age, race, gender ID, as long as you are older than 18.

The most important trait is that you are kind and wont angrily turn on me for any reason. I just want to leave this world peacefully giving as much love as I can. Even though I don't have much to give as a person I still hold out hope I can find someone even remotely as pathetic as me to help... Should I look for this?

Picture unrelated it's something I randomly chose just to make my post stand out a little more.

>>38940115
Ah damn. Im going to cookeville though to visit family next week. Discord?

>>38939840
sorry I'm not a physician

>>38940176
I don't use discord and my name on skype is too close to my real name to ever post

>>38940192
Snap/Kik/email/whatever is k

>>38940057
You sound perfect, racism and all. If only i knew you when i was younger. Im 24

>>38940176
If you drop your steam, I'll add you

>>38940040
Yeah way to go, man.
Sticking up for the women. You're sick dude.
You're so fucking cool. God damn I wish I were in your shoes. I wish I could man the phalanx of male weakness and degradation from my cuckputer desk. I just love the idea of trying to roll a boulder up a hill.
You have no idea how out of your league you are, kid.
I'll take you in any of the following:
>Slap boxing
>actual boxing
>primitive-style brawling
>spar by longsword
>rap battle
It doesn't fucking matter to me, bud. I fuck hard. Go nut in your body pillow you little shit. Keep my spot on the bench warm while I hunt the game that keeps you fed. Seriously, get bent.
You little faggot.

Is everyone reporting these threads?

https://sys.4chan.org/r9k/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=38930279

>>38940240
/id/lotlat

>>38940230
I feel like kik is a red flag. Are you sure you shouldn't be on soc?

>>38940277
>a bunch of thirsty niggas putting out their contacts for multiple girls

no, apparently not

>>38940243
The chuuni is strong with this one.

>>38939417
I'm
>>38937619
I'm down to try talking, do u use kik?

>>38940297
Did you though?

It should only take a few people IF THE MODS WERE FUCKING ALIVE

>>38940057
Location isn't right, but do you think I'd have a shot at talking with you? You sound pretty cool. I'm >>38938798

>>38940049
I got into it from a simulator called Children of a Dead Earth, that and the community surrounding it are where I've got most of my information from. Currently the most dominant ship type is a gigawatt range laser with an equally powerful MPDT (magnetoplasmadynamic thruster) for propulsion. Lower power (single to small tens of megawatts range) lasers are less efficient because they cause mediocre damage and don't significantly outrange railguns. Missiles are the other most dominant weapon system, currently they're beat by lasers but if the dev fixes the way armor works (Currently materials that can expand due to heating without breaking are the best, like nitrile rubber. Ideally we'd want very reflective materials with high melting points at extreme angles to be the best.) and adds laser thermal propulsion so we can use a capital ship laser to put a lot of energy into a missiles first stage (Could get exhaust velocity of several Mm/s) then they might start being competitive. There's a lot more to it but that's the basic outline of where we're at and what might change in the future.
>>38940177
Hi /egg/man

>>38940145
This was a really heart felt post. The fact that you still want to give back after it all shows that you're a good person.
If you want to talk to someone my email is [email protected]

>>38940300
Yeah, my kik is Redhomel if you want to add me.

>>38940145
you honestly sound like you need help desu
what is your contact?

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>>38940326
>>38940365
>being this thirsty because she is offering pity sex

>>38940299
Yeah, judging the way you're looking at me, I guess you must be homosexual.
Good thing I'm comfortable enough in my own sexuality that I don't mind fucking a girly ass.
Unfortunately for you, that could mean some internal damage. I mean really, why are you trying to ball in my league, catching a socked mug when you could have just easily looked at the floor? Since I can't feasibly show up to your coordinates, I need you to squeegy your face across the floor for me. It takes a little suspension of disbelief, but it's the least I can do: to simulate the ass-beating you'd doubtlessly recieve at the hands of someone like me.

>>38940324
This sounds pretty cool. I'll check it out.

>>38940365
I probably do need help but asking for it any more in life is just going to incontinence everyone around me. Pretty much I've lived long enough having done nothing but take up resources.

>A/S/L
21,Male,England
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Relationship Status
Single
>Text / Mic / Cam
Yes to all three
>Favorite Music
Anything from Post Punk to Indie Rock to EDM to Heavy stuff
>Favorite Movies
Kickass 1.The Raid.Sinister.Spirited away.The Hateful Eight.Deadpool.Gone Girl.Hardcore Henry.Logan,Spiderman Homcoming,Baby Driver
>Favorite TV Shows
Breaking Bad.Hannibal.Game of Thrones.The Office.Daredevil.Stranger Things
>Favorite Vidya
Bioshock series. Metal Gear Series. Gears of war series. Borderlands 2. Overwatch. Rocket League.The Hitman Series Hotline Miami. DOOM (2016). Telltales The Walking Dead.NeiR Automata. VA-11 Hall-A. The Batman Arkham Series. The Witcher 3
>Interests
Media,Editing,Going to local concerts,Art,Listening to new artists and bands
>What languages do you speak?
English.
>What are you looking for?
Friendships, Interesting conversations,People to share common interests with. Friendly and polite people. People to play online games with also would be nice since i have been playing a lot of Overwatch recently.
>What are you not looking for?
Sexual antics and odd people
>Contact Info
Dale515100#1016

>>38940509
*inconvenience.

Idk why it corrected to incontinence. Wtf... lol.

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>A/S/L
27/M/UK
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Relationship Status
Single, not looking
>Text / Mic
Yes / Preferred
>Music
Aimer, EDEN, Madeon - Shelter, MrSuicideSheep, Birdy, Seafret, Porter Robinson, Anamanaguchi, fusq, bit of classical, One OK Rock, Hans Zimmer, Michael Buble(would go gay for)
>Shows/Movies
Anything marvel/dc. Fucking loved Wonder Woman. Enjoy movies a lot in general. Don't do horror tho. Studio Ghibli
>Other interests
-Long walks listening to music
-Bit of gaming(League mostly, OW, Snes rpgs)
-MBTI(including enneagram/variant stacking)
-Interested in getting to know about people and their lives
-looking to learn japanese, possibly latin too.
-Food.
-I've seen a lot of anime. Read manga often too.
(Hope phone formatting doesn't make this look horrible)
>What are you looking for?
Similar minded people who want to talk and are looking for actual friendship.
>What are you NOT looking for?
Anything sexual.
>Contact Info
Baam#7860

>>38940445
Chuuni senpai teach me to make believe again.