/britfeel/

>>38741616

I'm a wagie and I don't plan on going to bed until 2am (I don't work mondays)

first for qt anons

>>38741646
I'm working tomorrow. Hope I can finish this beer before midnight.

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>>38741616
I was told there'd be a sexy new OP pic. Disappointing to say the least, anon.
Can the lad making it please give us a screenshot of it, even if it's not done?

Also, does anyone else have to fill out 5 captchas to post? It says Next instead of Verify 4 times.

>>38741647
tilde post feet pls

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Nighttime belongs to the NEETs edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighbourhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

*intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

Please do not hold in your turds for any extended period of time, it is not good for you.

Probs gonna get some sleep soon myself desu.

In case the meet is ever going to happen, here's a throwaway email to abuse [email protected]

>its an anon cant stop crying and he doesnt know why episode

seeing too many of these recently lads

>>38741647
haha thats me haha

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>>38741699
Was wondering where this copypasta went

>>38741707
Yeah, last time I did that I ended up with an anal fissure

>>38741707
you the 12 day lad? did you finally pop

>>38741727
its not the same poster

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Who is up for becoming housemates spiltting the bills etc helping each other out etc etc imagine a house/manor filled with botbongs we would be a force to be reckoned with.

>>38741739
shhhhh shipanon, I'm bringing it back

>>38741732
Nah, he posted last thread. Still man, that's crazy. Like I'm in pain if I hold in a shit a few hours after my body is telling me to go.

Lads I get 250 pound a fortnight in NEET bennies, how long would I need to save up for to afford a trip to Japan?

>>38741743

I don't think the wife would like it.

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>mfw thinking of all the wagies in bed as i wait up for game of thrones at 2am

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>>38741732
I'm about to go let it out. Terrified it's just going to be a tiny pebble tbqh

>wake up
>think someone is attacking me
>start karate chopping the air

>>38741743
We would end up raping and killing each other, and not necessarily in that order.

Hello boiis.

Finished my contract last Friday.

Now not a wagie.

I'm going to be bored. Better start shitposting again.

>>38741801
gave me a right giggle that did lad tee hee~

>>38741774

How do you get that much I only get 220 a month

>>38741743
A /britfeel/ house sounds like a fucking nightmare on every level 2bh

>>38741774

Given that it seems likely the pound will be permanently devalued... A fairly long time.

Waheyyyy ladsladslads, how we all doing? Deano around?

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>>38741743
Just like in Fight Club!
Oh right, that was a smelly shithole.

>>38741785
xd
>>38741803
that says alot more about you than other robots you arent welcome wannabe rapist.

>>38741825
>>38741858
are we really at bad

>>38741820
ESA + PIP I imagine
I get 166 a week autismbux, and currently waiting for a tribunal because I only get the lowest PIP

>>38741756
Don't it wasn;t even good and every other thread on the board is cuckshit. it's clear britfeel doesn't get annoyed by it

>>38741889
>PIP

Whats PIP?

>>38741820
I get ESA for anxiety and depression and after I went for an assessment sort of thing they increased my amount

lads there's a bunch of minges on tv

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Enact the Schlieffen Plan

>>38741931
personal independence payment.

>>38741743
I'd happily do this as long as there's no gay shit and people have a decent level of cleanliness. It could be quite comfy just sitting around shitposting, playing vidya together

>>38741953
Your tv is off. That's your reflection.

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Thinking of rachelposting to be honest lads. Literally the PERFECT woman, cute, kind, intelligent, successful

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>>38741960
Fuck off Hans, just accept that you can't win a world war

>>38741995
>no gay shit
>r9k

>>38742018
She's great on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown. I wish she just did that full-time instead.

>>38741865
I'm pretty laid back personally, but I get the impression some people here are very high strung.

and it's not rape if you enjoy it

>>38742018
Please do, I haven't seen any rare pics of her before

>>38741839
Wayyyyyyy Dannyboi is in da house! Deanos out to the pub with his missus mate, what are you up to?

>>38742018
She's Stacy with more brain cells. Can't imagine cuddling her tbqh

>>38741995
this guy gets it fuck all the nay sayers were abouts are you

lads can you post helpers for me to shop into pictures of my waif up?

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>>38742057
Yeah she kills in on CDC, still impressive in the boring version

>you will never have a gf that comes CLOSE to /ourRache/

>>38741995
>I'd happily do this as long as there's no gay shit and people have a decent level of cleanliness.

In a /r9k/ houseshare?
Don't be ri-dick-ul-arse.

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>>38742018
>>38742071
No doubt the queen of britfeel

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>>38742118
why do you can it helpers others call it pepo or apu

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>Tfw no britfeel bf
wakawakaw

who /wagefagwhoneedstobeupinsixhoursbutnoteventired/ here?

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>>38742159
Good post.

>>38742094
Bad post. You take that back!

>>38742169
apu is correct, pepo is what twitch calls it I think. Helper is less fiddly with my auto correct

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>>38742118
here you go, just helping

>>38742169
hes not pepe hes apu or help helper

>>38742173
>tfw no britfeel bf who doesnt use female 2D pictures, and is just a normal, non-trap loving guy

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>>38742159
>>38742129
>>38742018
do you guys watch the countdown 8 of 10 cats mashup i think its shit like ur waifu

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>>38742159
I contest this statement, debate me one on one
>>38742223
thank fren

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>>38742232
What's a mashup? I just watch them on TV.

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>>38741685

FEELSAT-1 never sleeps

bitly / 2v9njio

robot thinks gmaps link is spam

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No push ups today :(

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>>38742253
>some basic bitch Stacey who needs to be covered in 5 pounds of makeup to look pretty
>even close to our queen Rachel

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>>38742118
here you go, just helping

>>38742169
hes not pepo hes apu or help helper

>>38742295
Same lol couldn't be bothered
T-tomorrow lad

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>>38742288
Bitly link doesn't work?

What is it anyway?

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>>38742118
Here's a helping hand desu

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I'd eat her apple.

>>38742279
its a mix of two things

>>38742354
>tfw no Susie mommy gf to read the dictionary to me

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>>38742306
Original Rachelposter here, glad so see I have an ally against the Eternal Soph.

>>38742253
Rachel >>>>>>[Power gap]>>>>>>Sophie

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>>38742343

This is so confusing, 4chan wont let me post it now the link won't work on google

pic related is what I found

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>>38742379
No problem lad. I will always fight in the name of good taste
>that bum

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>>38742392
Huh, nice find. Been there? Or know Japanese?

Definitely not as comfy as it is at dusk though.

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>>38742408
This gives me a pic related.

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>>38742379
>>38742279
>>38742209
>>38742159
>>38742129
>>38742018
she aint no coral she is some blonde slag

>>38742229
>Implying
I used that image and I have a beard, the ultimate prison gay scare-tactic

>>38742392
Doxx Anon you scary

I have a question. If someone posts a phone pic without anything identifiable, just their room for example, can you tell where it is? I remember hearing something about some kind of data in the file that can tell you where it was taken from but I don't know if that's bullshit

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>>38742306
she has this cold, soulless face to her. Pretty maybe, but completely unlovable.
>>38742379
I'll have you know that Sophie owns every gulag in Filey. The eternal soph rains supreme

>>38742458

There is something called exif data, but I think it's only present on the original file, and when you upload it it's gone. Not sure though. I've never found anything from exif data before so I don't know what is findable from it.

>>38742441
I was only slightly implying. It was more of a general thing because all the """gay""" people here seem to use waifu pics

How long is it?

Short beards are nice. Those long ones you see hipsters wearing are a bit shit.

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>>38742462
Rachel is smarter, wittier, funnier, cuter, sexier and better than Soph. And she features on exclusively British media unlike the ginger wench.

>>38742484
Ah ok, cheers. You've just made me a bit paranoid about posting pictures. Probably a good thing tbqh

>>38742458
4chan removed exif data

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>>38742334
Havent fapped in 6 days though so that's something at least

Is Filey the centre of the world?

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>tfw your head will NEVER be between these thighs
Why live?

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>ywn do shots of vinegar with ebin

I bet I could beat that lightweight

>>38742511
nice taste waifu anon would rake at leaf

>>38742540
>tfw my tongue will never be up her fartbox

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>>38742550
>tfw my face will never motorboat these breasts

>>38742434
definitive mummybod

>>38742550

>47 year old's come here to do ANALysis on posts like this

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>>38742498
Is there anything she can't do?? What a goddess

I just found out that she's dating this faggot though so that's putting me off a bit

>>38742570

>She will never be choking on my mighty throbber

>>38742577
They do? what reference did I miss

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>>38742581
Hahaha look at Sophie's manlet beta boyfriend though. She's inferior in this respect as well.

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have not had a shit for 23 days and i feel so fucking sick. i am sitting on the toilet now trying to pull it out. should i call an ambulance or go to a walk in? this is so embarrassingg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6-DmV4dhek

im listening to this music to try and calm myself but it isnt helping

>>38742618
Now why the fuck did you do that lad

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>>38742498
>smarter, Whittier, funnier
Probably
>cuter
WRONG
>sexier
NOOOPPE
>better
Haha, she's just on our screens cos nobody else wants her snout in their eyeline
>>38742612
>dating a washed up man let because she loves him
Sophie is robot goals

>>38742618
Assuming this is not memeing

That could literally kill you. Get to the hospital now

>>38742618
>have not had a shit for 23 days
how is this possible

>>38742577
hahhahaha this made me chuckle anon
>theresa may has read every post about Hard Brexxit

>>38742599

He hasn't quite got used to me yet.
He'll learn.

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>>38742642
Soph will never smile like Rache. Just admit it and go lick your wounds.

went to bed at 21:30, absolutely shattered
just woke up
fuck you brain, you don't even make sense any more

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>>38742618
try this song anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lCqBdCPY5k

>>38742644
i have just phoned them up. i asked if i could play my 3ds in the ambulance and they said no. should i try to sneak my 3ds on anyway?

>>38742708
>Soph will never smile like Rache
lad has a point, this smile >>38742642
is a "lol sorry i just farted" smile

>>38742574
grannybod would pick a wholesome gilf over some slutty roastie anyday

>>38742750

TFW you will never get that choice.

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>>38742708
Thank god too, her wrinkles go deeper than the Mariana Trench
>>38742744
It's an adorable at smile

>>38742599
there is some really old guy who wrote a thesis on 4chan about how edgy and bad it was and stay for the /britfeels/

Will britfeel rule the world one day?

fucking hell lad. i have not found a save point and the ambulance is coming. this is a code red. what should i do? my only option is sneaking on my 3ds and risk getting thrown out of the ambulance

Having a bowl of crunchy nut, ask me anything you'd like anons

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Gather around for a song
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God save our gracious thread!
Long live our noble feels!
God save /britfeel/!
Send us victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign on /r9k/:
God save /britfeel/!

O Lord our God arise
Scatter our enemies
And make them fall
Confound their /pol/itics,
Frustrate their knavish tricks
On Thee our hopes we fix
God save us all.

Thy choicest gifts in store
On us be pleased to pour
Long may we reign
May we defend our laws,
And ever give us cause,
To sing with heart and voice
God save /britfeel/!

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>>38742783
Better cute dimples than cold emotion.

>>38742803
Start making loud neigh nor sounds in the hope that they think another ambulance got their first, causing them to turn around and go home
>>38742827
thinking about it, Rachel does bear some similarities to that featal alcohol syndrome child that Sophie quite likes.

>>38742783
>those legs
Hahahaah what the fuck lad, those belong to a granny not a 21 year old

Just compare them to these >>38742129

>>38742295
>>38742334
Haha me too, felt really lazy today

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Jesus fucking Christ finding sci-fi style character art that isn't deviant art tier terrible is nigh on impossible. This is why I never get anything done.

New Game of Thrones in a few hours. Anyone tuning in?

Post waifus.

>>38742803
wtf u on about
>>38742808
is it ludicrously tasty

What comfy thing are you doing tonight?
Just finished the maximum comfy Blade Runner

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>>38742854
Very good post

>>38742853
Very bad post

>>38742868
Haven't even got around to seeing the first two. Something about the show is putting me off, I've been watching Twin Peaks instead

>>38742854
>orange monstrosities shopped into oblivion
Sophie's pale legs and feet are top tier. Trust me, it's easier if you quit before you loose even more arguments.
>>38742892
She looks like a womanlet

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>>38742880
listening to this and blitzkrieging /qa/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgpJVI3tDbY

>>38742905
That's reasonable. The new season isn't at all great. Hopefully it'll improve, but I've started watching now. Nothing better to do, so no reason to stop.

>>38742868
Probably posted a bit too much of my waifu tbqh. I'll probably watch got tomorrow, though I hate having to avoid the internet all day

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>>38742915
Rache is 1.7m according to google, a good height for a woman.

>>38742938
fucking kek you have made a right mess of /qa/ lads check it out pretty funny

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>>38741792
Just did my poo, it went very well. A reasonably big log came out almost immediately. After waiting for a min and pushing a bit I had a second poo come out, which usually never happens. I got a torch to look at it because the light wasn't working and the second one was a dense ball about 3 inches in diameter. Feeling quite happy now

If any lads want a go on my bum now's the best time because it's nice and loose~

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>>38742879
im on about the game i am playing, dragon quest on the 3ds. i have not found a save point and i the ambulance is coming around because i have not been able to poo for 23 days. i am at war right now because i dont know how i am going to sneak my 3ds on the ambulance. ffs the ambulance is here. i can hear them getting on the car. now there is a knock. help me lad, god help me.

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>>38742892
I think our combined autism can beat his singular autism

>>38742955
>three inches shorter than my waifu
It's like the difference between a 5 inch worm and an 8 inch donger.
>>38743000
I have autisms so it's plural

>>38743025
autism is uncountable, like cannon

>>38742868
Say-bahh, would destroy any GOT waifu

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>>38742995
mfw when you explode and shit covers everyone in the ambulance the papers call you jihadi bum

>>38742938
>>38742983
Just checked it and I don't understand. It's mostly just loli posting?

>>38743051
Wrong. There are at least 7 autisms in your last post alone.

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>>38743025
>Implying height matters for a woman that much
Anything between 1.6-1.8 is the perfect height, as the man needs to stand a little taller than her.

>>38742939
Yea I think I'll just wait until all the episodes come out and watch it in one go

Qt waifu by the way

>>38743070
Well yeah. Seibah has a magic sword and plot armour so absurd Danny's getting jealous.

>>38743109
>as the man needs to stand a little taller than her
>he doesn't like it when girls are taller than guys

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>>38743095
yes but they hate pepe posting sort by creation date am at war lad need reinforcements tactic helpers

>>38743156
>being cucked by your own woman

>>38743205
>what jumping to this conclusion says about the Rachel poster

>>38743156
>being a beta manlet cuck
Embarrassing

>>38743160
Haha I love it lad. I'll be joining you in your honourable battle

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this is the woman i have been shagging

>>38743224
>Sophie only dates manlets
Stay mad tall boi
>>38743243
cuuute
>>38743160
Helper army

>>38743113
>Qt waifu by the way

TY.

>>38743156
I'm kinda massively into gfd, so that's kinda my thing.

Unfortunately, I'm taller than 90% of women, and I'm fairly repulsive, so...

>>38743223
Joking aside I would never date a woman more than 2 inches taller than me. I know it's insecurity but I just can't have that

5'8 btw

>tfw wagie
>tfw gf as of this month
>tfw still up at 1AM
>tfw gf browses /r9k/ and i sometimes sub-post her

Wat do?

>>38743240
you only get so many threads per ip also there is a 5 min waiting peroid per thread but you can post whatever you like so long has its not lewd

>>38743223
Rachel poster here, >>38743205 and >>38743267 not me. Agree with his first point anyways

Let's armistice for tonight, but this feud will continue so long as you can't accommodate a new waifu in the thread

>>38743258
yes and /qa/ is motherbase

>>38743260
>gfd
You are a man of culture, just like me
>>38743267
aw, stick to your smol girls then. I claim tol ones.
>>38743287
Post grill
>>38743305
I enjoyed the fun posting, but the night guard need their comfy thread

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>>38742880
Just clicking around on youtube wishing I hadnt messed up m sleeping pattern.

>sneezed about ten times in a row
>hand now smelly and wet

>>38743371
same find anything good

>>38743381
Is snot a good lube texture wise? Spit was always a bit shit for me, but the green might be good at making white.

>>38743371
These aren't real rides are they? Last one certainly not.

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>>38743332
>night guard
We keep the thread from dying. It is our duty.

Unrelated but someone figured out why all the Captchas are streets, cars, signs and parachutes. >>>/pol/135436261 Just found it interesting.

>>38743386
>>38743428

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVeHxUVkW4w

>>38742880
getting my defense and attack up to lvl 40
then might work on cooking

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im reading the tibetan book of the dead. this is pretty interesting.

>>38743498
no you're not
you wanted an excuse to post a low res pepe image you just found

>>38743415
I'm a bit sick of spit as well. Might order some lube off amazon

Fucking hell lads having another breakdown moment. I'm a friendless neet loser no prospects and can't find joy in anything is there any hope or should I just end it

>>38743498
fuck off buddha fag its all bullshit go wank a horse for buddha good boy points

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>>38743498
You're the second anon this week.

>>38743578
If you're early 20s, then yea, there's hope

>>38743536
i literally am. dont you dare start giving me lip.

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>>38743578
What's on your mind lad? We have the time, the thread can't go any slower. Are you in a crisis or just talking about the situation?

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>>38743578
ill be ur friendo and help you be a better human meme

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>>38743498
Have you seen Enter The Void? It's a really trippy DUDE PSYCHEDELICS LMAO film that references that book

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>>38743584
stay mad atheist fag while i become enlightened

>>38743678
kek enlightened you know how shit buddist life is
you new age fag

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>>38743713
cant be much worse than someone as ignorant as you

>>38743631
I feel like my life is fucked and I was deluded as a teen to ever think I'd ever find a place in society and become normal, I spend literally all day in my room browsing the internet (besides going for a run at night when no ones about), live off ESA for anxiety and depression, no friends, no idea how to talk to people or what people even talk about in general, no hope of ever getting a job because of what a sperg I am and recently the suicidal thoughts have come back and are becoming more and more frequent and intense.

>>38743589
I am early 20s but I feel like I've dug myself into a pit I can't climb out of.

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>>38743769
not a atheist

>>38743441
That's cool anon. I always thought that the roads/ cars ones might be something to do with being inputs for their self driving car algorithms

>>38743793
what are you then laddy, a christian?

Just about to smoke my first joint in 2 weeks. I've not missed it 2bh but I think tonight I could do with a wee relaxing smoke.

>>38743842
neo pagan

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took my shitbox to the garage today
he said it was running like shit because it IS shit
ho-hum, at least he can get it working

would be nice to get some independance back, I think my dad is sick of chauffering my arse to work every day
he doesn't know that I'd be happy to get sacked and go back on the dole

>>38743858
same
>>38743441
pol fag confirmed also i select cars when it says pick street signs and cars when it says pick street signs fuck google

>>38742783
these sophie helper pics are great lad

>>38743888
you riding at fucking why not just buy a moped

Should I watch Tarkovsky or are his films boring?

>>38743918
Thank you, it's the only way that I can self insert into a situation with her

Fuck lads I said I was sleeping to me missus but accidentally liked her pic on Instagram but she got the notification. What do i explain in the morning?

>>38743884
>neo pagan
LARPing faggot

>>38743961
>woke up for a piss
>couldnt sleep
>decided to see what my bae was up to

>>38743961

Explain fuck all.

>>38743961
say you couldent sleep so you went on instagram.

"haha yeah, i could not sleep last night so i went on instagram and liked your pic"

>>38743953
shit watch something else

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>>38743782
First off, as much as it seems inviting suicide is not an option. Do you have a degree or at least A-levels? There are a surprising amount of jobs people do that require minimal social skills. My friend works as an employee in the local computer hardware store doing repairs and fixes, he only needs to talk to his boss, has alone time for his work, and enjoys it a lot. Otherwise, maybe find a job you can do at home? If you're good at art do commissions, good at programming make websites, etc etc.

The best advice I can give you is about trying to find a rational solution. I'm not going to tell you that you can improve your social skills or depression, because I've been there (with the latter) and only emerged for seemingly no reason. Those aren't easy things to just 'improve', as is diet or habits for others.

If you have parents, contact them and ask for help either financially or for guidance. They are your best option simply because they know you more than we do.

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>>38743953
I've only seen Ivan's Childhood but most people say that's the best starting point. That was his first film and only 1:30hr long.
His later films are ~3 hours long and quite slow so they require some patience.

>>38743884
i knew you were trying to bait me but this is just comical

>>38743916
What you rolling with/smoking?

I've got a pretty banging hybrid, I can't remember the strain name but it's a kush. Unfortunately all I have to roll with are juicy j's, I've went for the pineapple for this one.

>>38743986
>>38743992
>>38743997
I'll just say I liked the pic hours ago and her notifications were acting up.

God I hate women

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>>38743916
>pol fag confirmed
Actually it was linked from a thread on /qa/.

>>38743976
and you arent pfft bet you are were christian till you started liking traps then thought guess ill be a buddist then alot ladyboy's are buddist
buddhism is for middle aged white people who are having a mid life crisis

>>38744078
I'm not the Buddhist lad. I was raised Catholic and occasional read a random page of the bible to relax but I'm not a believer.

>>38744078

Believing in pixies is for fucktards of all ages and colours.

Lads I breathed in too much anti fungus solution and now I feel funny

>>38744178
>finally tries to sort his life out
>dies

>>38744178
>only use in a well ventilated area

>>38744200
Pottery

>>38744134
dahi lama was asked by a someone once how do i become a buddist he said you dont he ask the man what was he raised and he christian he said be a good christian then

>>38744078
why are you so angry lol? that was not me. you have some weird preordained perceptions about people interested in Buddhism. why do you care so much about what another person believes in if it brings them peace?

>>38744053
kek ats even worse

>>38744254
Either this is advanced memery or we have an actual retard in our midst

>>38744284
am not the neo fag and at really happened what him say it its on youtube

seriously frig off britfeel
for real
wow

>>38743381
>he doesn't sneeze into his elbow or just the air in a random direction when he's alone
Why are you being disgusting on purpose?

Just my dinner lads beef and sausage stew had too much meat not enough potato's feeling stuffed my morning shit is going to be brutal.

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I'd like 5 (You)s please
Thankyou

Listening to a spotify playlist with all the British tunes of the 00s. Real big nostalgia trips lads, feeling a lil bit sad

>>38744355
>at poster again
Should have known desu. Have you been diagnosed with anything or are you not a native speaker?

@38744540
(You)s are earned not given

>>38744573
why you being mean just said what the leader of tibetian buddhism said also i all already told you it's habit of being a phone fag txt speak

>>38744657
This isn't 2003. Type proudly.

>>38744668
nope besides now we can communicate without being cancerous namefags/avatarfags

>>38744702
>avatarfags leave
>arguments stop and thread instantly becomes 10x comfier

Are you lads staying up? Think I'm drifting off myself, can't even be arsed to brush my teeth

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40752060
Good news lads, they realized that the mental health services are fucked and are giving them extra funding

>>38744759
up till 6 ish but my dinner has made me bloated and abit sleepy

>>38744784
>The government said an extra 1bn already promised for mental health services in England will fund the scheme.
>In 2016, the government committed 1.3bn
May is in such a damage control mode she is dragging out year old policies as "new"

I wish i knew what i wanted to do with my life and where I was going.
I can't tell whether I've got some genuine skills and intellectual capacity, hampered by autism - and so should try to make the most of it, or whether I'm just being Dunning-Krugered into demonstrating enough confidence that I can't really say "Oh, I'm just a silly autistic person", but not actually being competent enough to perform. (In other words, burning the "autism card" without burning the underlying autism.)

I just don't know. I don't even know what I want to do. I don't want to do nothing, but I don't know if I'd feel any better if I'd done something. On top of this I feel intensely guilty when I do something I feel "isn't me", making the problem even harder.

>>38744784
>for England
Glad to know it'll help more people, but jobless shitholes like Scotland and Wales need it more 2bh.

>>38744790
Ah, what did you have for dinner? I had pasta pesto and that's sending me off slowly

>>38744836
Are you me?

original content goes here

>>38744838
They're not as important as Inguhland are they though mate?

>>38744784
Always sceptical about this desu. they talk and talk about improving mental health services (i.e. NHS treatment) but they keep the budget for ESA, PIP, etc, constrained. So basically if you can work they'll try to stop you killing yourself but if you can't work they'll leave you few other options.

>>38744838
Healthcare is devolved

>>38744860
beef and sausage stew

Living life on the edge here lads. I'm about to wank into a sock for the first time.

I'm in my mid 20's and I've always used tissue but I think today it's time for a switch up.

>family bought a new scale that tells you BMI and bodyfat
>says I'm 22% fat
p-probably broken right lads?

Does anyone else listen to music and sing the lyrics in your head and pretend you're performing it to a huge crowd perfectly?

>>38744990
Bodyfat testers are always unreliable. What was your BMI?

>>38744962
i dump my goo in a old sun paper or the tv times have a tv times paper stashed in the kitchen also wouldnt it hurt if you fucked a sock its dry as fuck

>>38745011
>What was your BMI?
25. I had to guess my height but I'm either 5'9 or 5'10 so it cant make that much difference

>>38744997
i normally pretend i am making up my own song and i am singing it in front of a crowd.

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>>38744997
No but i do like to listen to music and imagine a grand battle or me coming king or rising to power and a hitler tier dicator etc.

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Can't stay up any longer lads. Thanks for keeping the thread comfy and good luck to the nightshift!

>>38744997
I always used to imagine a scenario where I was at a gig and the band was late or something and they're asking around to see if anyone can sing, then I get up as a laugh and start smashing it and everyone I've ever known is there and I'm just smashing this song

why are people so offended if you have different religious views? i would hate to be a christian in this day and age, you would not go a day with out someone being a prick towards you

>>38745046
That's not too bad lad. 25 is just on the end of the normal range right? Probably just skinny fat. Get cutting!

>>38745063
As well as pretending to perform I do this too and dress like a black shirt

>>38745086
Didnt something like that happened when the drummer from The Who passed out on stage?

>>38745098
I don't think people are offended as long as people aren't pushing it on them. As long as people keep it to themselves I don't see a problem.

>>38744997
I only listen to music when I'm trying to sleep. Recently I've been imagining having total power over a North Korean town (it was a reward from Kim after I was kidnapped and brainwashed and successfully assassinated South Korean officials after returning to England)

>>38745131
if they were a band what would they be called
i would say the black shirt cats they would be one hip jazz band

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>>38745084
hope u shit the bed

>>38745191
Mos and the 4 stooges

>>38745210
u 2 babe x
spooky pic

>>38745139
maybe its like that with most people in real life but from my experience there is always the odd cunt who tries to make a big argument out of it.

online a lot of people are cunts about religion. take this thread for example, there was a bit of an argument because someone said they are reading a religious book.

>>38745211
>>38745191
You wouldnt happen to have a meme of at pic of them with wojak faces.

kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11Krp4DYLfw
angry hombre

>3am
>reading spooky stories
who else here /hardbastard/?

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Man must suck living in a backwater muslim shithole. Maybe one day you guys will save up enough money to move to the US or Germany.

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What's going on? Who's in charge here? I demand an explanation!

>>38745537
I always listen to creepypasta readings on youtube on my phone when im going to sleep, very comfy.

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>>38745560
Why is spooky stuff so enjoyable?

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Psst, got some spooky stuff here lads. Only click if you're if you're brave.

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>>38745628

I was warned and I still fucked me self up

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REAL SPOOKY HOURS

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This thread drama has got me thinking: are online friends as legitimate as irl friends?

Personally I think the online medium does not inherently diminish the quality of the relationship, only it makes it harder to establish a strong connection. Once that connection is established though, the online friendship is just as legitimate as irl ones.

>why does my heart feel so bad?

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Yo check out what my brother just gave me as a present. Pretty cool huh? It's a replica of the one from the anime/manga with the rules in it and everything. Even has a number of blank pages to write in

>>38745850
write tilde and ebin in it

>>38745609
wow this was really interesting. i wonder what would happen if he just walked around with the ai. must get a bit boring for the ai, i mean there is not much to do in the game except kill eachother.

you got any more spooky pics like this?

Is there a more irritating sound than whispering heard in another room?

>>38745869
Ah anon that song reminds me of my dad and around 2005. He's not dead or anything, I just remember him always playing it in his car

>>38745773
I'd agree desu but I don't even know how to make online friends

>>38745896
yes when its in the same room

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>>38745888
I have a couple I saved from /x/. Although most of the posters are even mentally ill or lying.

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Seasons 1-11 were pure kino. South Park's decline was even faster and worse then The Simpsons'

Spooky stuff lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRgATG6PUA0

>>38746316
South Park is utter shit - an insult to intelligence really

>>38746316
i dunno the one before the election was good about sjw's and fake outrage

>>38746563
Everything past 12 has been irredeemable garbage. I wouldn't be surprised if you were a teenager.

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>Hubris syndrome was formulated as a pattern of behaviour in a person who:
>(i) sees the world as a place for self-glorification through the use of power;
>(ii) has a tendency to take action primarily to enhance personal image;
>(iii) shows disproportionate concern for image and presentation;
>(iv) exhibits messianic zeal and exaltation in speech;
>(v) conflates self with nation or organization;
>(vi) uses the royal 'we' in conversation;
>(vii) shows excessive self-confidence;
>(viii) manifestly has contempt for others;
>(ix) shows accountability only to a higher court (history or God);
>(x) displays unshakeable belief that they will be vindicated in that court;
>(xi) loses contact with reality;
>(xii) resorts to restlessness, recklessness and impulsive actions;
>(xiii) allows moral rectitude to obviate consideration of practicality, cost or outcome; and
>(xiv) displays incompetence with disregard for nuts and bolts of policy making.

>>38746599
have you watched it if not sftu

>>38746664
I have, it's all garbage. The only one that was remotely funny was the world war z one.

>>38746684
2bh i cant really remember it but my fav's were the one with professor reality and the one were butters gets all mgtow

>>38746599
What a needlessly hostile response

>>38746733
i agree i am mirganting to /eirefeel/ more comfy more users

could really use you lads in /int/ we have a big get coming up

>>38746931
were is it going down

>>38746967
>>>/int/77776511
few hundred posts yet

>>38746991
what mean were is the get together

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So close lads, so close

>>38747300
good show mate

Splurged out and bought a hopefully decent chink action camera, might record random outings and post the vids on a channel just for you lads. Ill add comfy melancholic music as well itll be reet nice.

Hair's getting really long. It's just a couple of centimetres above the waistline of my trousers, and I wear my trousers on my hips because I'm not a fuckin grandad

>>38747400
comfy
thought of a name
how about robotouto

Just ordered elite dangerous for ps4 for same day delivery lads.

Did I make a good choice?

>>38748121
dunno but wanted to get at game how much was it and wanna play together also whats ur ps4 addy

^for fuck sake anon reply already wanna go sleep

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>only been awake 7 hours
>already tired
wtf man. Wish I didn't pour myself this glass of pepsi a little while ago, now I feel obliged to drink it

>>38748410
Aren't you kind of pointless now that Tilde's been driven out?

Why do I have growing pains in my calves? I'm 23.

>>38748410
stay up until 10pm tonight tomokochan. I have faith in you. Let's get this sleeping pattern sorted!

We all agreed last night to stop reply to namefags look up.
>>38748418
breaking the britfeel rules bad anon

>>38748459
gomenasai anonymous, I didn't know

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>>38748418
That's right, I won't be sticking around to take his place. You can be damn sure you won't find me attention-whoring like Tebin. I certainly won't be putting on a fake cheery persona either. Only reason I posted that was because I wanted to see if that anon I sometimes talk to is about

>>38748491
>>38748448


that's me. what's going on mokocchi?

>>38748476
I forgive you hope the others do just dont it again kiddo.

To do list for today:

>Apply for uni accommodation (today's the final day)
>Watch a single episode of anime (thinking Serial Experiments Lain)

I hope I can manage it

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>>38748410
Mfw this nigga doesnt drink out of the bottle

>>38745693
What's this from lad?

>take off my shirt
>bobble is scratching my back
if god wants me dead so much why not just strike me down now

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>>38748523
Heyo mate, how you doing tonight? Been up to anything? Started taking your anti-depressants?

I'm just lazily looking for something to do, /britfeel/ is pretty quiet atm and I don't dare venture out to the other boards. I'll try to stay up till night but idk if I can manage it, I'm feeling really tired already for some reason

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>>38748410
Ah yes, another unwanted tripfag in Britfeel.

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>>38748491
You're welcome to stay in the thread by me, Tomoko-chan

>>38748640
I'm alright actually. I feel quite calm and content for some reason which is very odd. Maybe my antidepressants and vitamin D are kicking in.

Haven't really done much tbqh. Thinking about risking the venture to subway when it opens at 8am and maybe playing some until dawn.

You been up to much? How come you don't like the other boards? Some are quite comfy depending on your interests. I quite like the occasional browse of /x/, /lit/, /sci/ and /mu/ etc. Obviously they're all absolutely cancerous, such as this site is, but sometimes you find some good content like a needle in a haystack.

Try and stay up! I reckon you'll feel quite accomplished if you woke up at like 8am tomorrow morning (at least I would).

>>38748668
Tomoko is a good trip.

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Fucking namefags and moe avatarfags are pure cancer i swear by the all mighty if i even get rich i will buy 4chan off gook moot and purge the lot of you from /r9k/

>>38748742
Only good trip is a dead trip

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>>38748749
my nigga dead to wannabe normie scum

>>38748833
I don't know what you mean lad

might have a wander into waitrose today
that'll be a first

they'll probably see my clothes and not let me in

>>38748842
death i meant to say you know to tripfags
been up since 4pm gonna go bed when elite dangerous fag gives me his ps4 addy

>>38748742
there are no good trips

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>>38748742
I'm glad to hear you're feeling good my friend. What sub do you like to get? I like ones with lots of meat, ashamed to say I don't have much tolerance for green stuff

I used to like /b/, /r9k/, and /pol/ (but I was never a /pol/tard). You know I actually only browsed /b/ for my first 3 years on 4chan. As you can imagine I eventually became very wearisome of the never-ending sludge there (90% porn). So I came on /r9k/ and loved it, stopped going on any other board. Then I discovered /britfeel/ and loved it even more, and now I don't even like going on /r9k/. It takes a diamond like /britfeel/ for me to see just how bad the rest of the site is. I hopped over to /lit/ the other day for the first time and was dismayed over how the entire board was just a bunch of anons insulting each others' taste in books. It's hard to relate to any of the other boards because I don't really actually have any interests

>Try and stay up! I reckon you'll feel quite accomplished if you woke up at like 8am tomorrow morning (at least I would)
That would make me feel really good. I'll try my best!

>>38748890
>giving out my ps4 details on 4chan

Shan't be doing that.

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mfw i started a anon insurgency against tripfags

>>38748964
it's not as though tripfags on any board have ever been popular

>>38748964
Don't take too much credit, they ultimately brought it upon themselves