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going to retreat from real life and live the rest of my days fucking my 2D waifu with an onahole once AI and virtual reality are perfected

>>38694776
Sometimes it is but sometimes it's /pol/ jr

>>38694801
Whatever makes you happy senpai. I'll do the same with ym husbando

>>38694801
>tfw bought the 400 quid oculus bundle and have no idea when it's coming

At least they haven't charged me yet but I just want to live in virtual world away from this horrible nightmare.

>>38694750
how can you be Jewish with a catholic family? They converted?

>>38694766
anyone here had pneumonia before?

What does it feel like because I think I might be dying.

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>>38694828
>tfw there are onahole-fucking degenerates out there who call furries and gays degenerate
>tfw there are degenerates out there who fap to futa and call furries and gays degenerate

So I watched Forrest Gump again. Spent almost all of it being mad over how much of a degenerate Jenny was and couldn't bring myself to be sad.

>>38694850
Yeah, my mother's side is French Jewish but they converted a few generations back.

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How do I return to my local mosque after being so degenerate? I even went through the atheist phase

>>38694865
If you actually had it I dont think you'd be posting right now. Story?

I'm seeck of thees woorlld

>>38694880
Yeah was going to mention it at the time but it's really hard to watch as an adult. Jenny was such a cunt.

>>38694895
Poleaboo? You're going to struggle if you still identify as Monica.

>>38694897
can't stop sweating, feel like I'm in a sauna, pain on both sides below the collar bone, Hurts a little when I breathe in deeply, feel dizzy and weak.

God help me.

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>There's a club if you'd like to go
>you could meet somebody who really loves you
>so you go, and you stand on your own
>and you leave on your own
>and you go home, and you cry
>and you want to die

Might pick up Smiths anon's gimmick lads, that was a britfeel classic

>>38694895
Jesus forgives all sins. Check out your local church and reject false prophets

>>38694919
Are you home alone? When did this start?

>>38694909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxWkfJ4uvV0

I know how you feel anon

>>38694946
got my parents in the house but they're asleep.

I've been feverish and sweatty since Wednesday but just woke up like above.

>>38694958
Shit and now you only have the night crew to help. Wish I knew what to do.

>>38694919
Probably just flu

>>38694958
Just sounds like one of those random fevers. Probably pass if you sleep the fucker off.

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>tfw irrational fear of choking on my vomit while I sleep

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>>38695057
>>38695073
>>38695091

If I die I'd be honoured to die in the company of the comfy nightcrew I've been a part of for so long. We're a much better bunch than that shitty racist crowd that ruin every single day thread.

If anybody has any nice distractions from this I'd be grateful. I've only been able to sleep about 6 hours in two days.

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>01:45
Real comfy hours

I've been thinking about the mentality of robots lately, specifically how they are very eager to call others normies and asserting that they are a true robot. Assuming that this is not just ironic (I do not believe it is), this is very interesting behaviour. Those anons pugnaciously decrying normies are the same anons posting about how they loathe their situation and the loneliness that accompanies it. The anons fiercely defend their robot status whilst simultaneously hating themselves for it. This seemingly contradictory behaviour can be explained, I believe, as a self-defence mechanism; the only sense of identity these anons have is being a robot. Yet, fiercely clinging onto that identity may cause them setbacks in their efforts to climb out of their rut; they may believe a 'robot like them' can never do the things normies do so there's no point bothering. I think any anon who wants to improve themselves must first renounce their robot identity - uncomfortable as that may be - so that they are not bound by any mentally self-imposed limitations and do not have a convenient excuse for failing to improve.

Honestly lads I keep getting this feeling in the back of my head that I should just kill myself haha
Not really sure what to do about it because it never goes away

>>38695146
>Not Reddit spacing
Back to /b/, oldfag. /r9k/ belongs to us now.

I torrented paprika to watch today but I have to install a new media player because I'm using a shitty one and I don't want to miss out.

Does anyone else find they're too lazy to do something which will take about 10 minutes because to you it seems like a big effort.

>>38694766
gonna put a brew on lads, anyone want one?

>tfw planning my future, down to details like when I'll get married and how old she'll be
What's the youngest a girlfriend should be for a 35 year-old? 24, which I got from "half your age plus seven", seems to give a pretty big age gap.

>>38695181
Go on then lad. Wouldn't mind a brew.
Best not be some PG Tip shit though.

>>38695203
16 obviously mate.

>>38695173
>Does anyone else find they're too lazy to do something which will take about 10 minutes because to you it seems like a big effort.
Today I finally finished my student loan application, 2 months after the official deadline. It only took 10 minutes but I felt like it was going to be a gargantuan effort.

Wish I did it earlier because now I may not get my student loan when term starts

>>38695203
I reckon 21 is the sweet spot for anyone over the age of 25. Doesn't matter how old after that

>>38695181
Aye, alright then, can't sleep anyway

>>38695173
I just find that to do something simple and even enjoyable like playing a videogame or watching a new film or anime I really have to push myself. Also with videogames and anime I never can decide what to watch or play and always feel my decision was wrong or not the best.

So I used my fleshlight and I think my foreskin has gotten tighter. It kept getting stuck behind my head, so I had to force it back forwards again

Guess I need a week or so of stretching to sort it out.

Think my frenulum might be too short as well.

>>38695243
I'd say it whatever the person feels is best for them. Personally I think anyone 21 is a bit young for me and I'm 26. 23 would be youngest I'd say would be fine for me, not sure why that is either.

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Watching booktubers on youtube because I'm drunk and most of these girls are wifey material.

>>38695320
>>38695243
>Can't see myself getting married before 35 due to work
>Don't want to marry 25-35 year-old used goods and would feel uncomfortable marrying someone under 25

>>38695146
Very insightful, I think you're right. I'm seen a bunch of guys relapse into neetdom and soothe themselves with the 'a robot like me just isn't cut out for it' bit

>>38695146
I completely agree with you desu, there's one poster who is incredibly guilty of this kind of behaviour because they are way too comfortable with having the role of a 'robot' as an excuse for all his failings, even when other people offer to help.

>2am already
REEEEEEE WTF

>>38695329
Any links? Sounds interesting

why does salt make everything taste so amazing

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>>38695203
>>38695329
>>38695378
>tfw dreaming of being married
>tfw 22 and I'm a kissless virgin
It feels like my soul is crying.

>>38695647
Because subconsciously you know you're 5 minutes closer to death by heart disease.

>>38695604
Just search Booktuber on youtube. I recommend the posh English girls and not the boisterous American girls.

>>38695209
>>38695270
how many sugars do you take lads?

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>>38695400
I think I understand him Tbh and don't blame him for it. I was like that myself until recently. It's just a natural conclusion to draw from looking around you and seeing everyone else inexplicably doing so much better than you somehow. That said, once one becomes aware of this happening in their subconscious, they then have the opportunity to actively choose whether to continue blaming their difficulties on being a robot or to accept that although they have difficulties beyond the ordinary person, improvement is still possible if they force themselves. I don't mean to understate the unique difficulties these individuals face, I only mean to bring to attention the tendency for dependence on the robot status as an emotional pacifier in the face of struggle.

>>38695718
I think that person is an extreme example of taking the robot identity too far though, loyalty to a meaningless tag to the point where you are actively harming yourself is a bit too far.

>>38695716
None. If anyone takes even a single one they are banned from /britfeel/

>>38695716
One, and you can't do anything about it other anon

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>>38695972
FUCKING LEAVE FFS YOU DISGUSTING TRAMP

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>scroll wheel suddenly stops working
>what the shit
>take it apart
>holy shit the fucking grease, hair and dirt
>clean out most of the mess
>scroll wheel working much better

Fucking disgusting desu

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real babestation hours

ashley bum

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Guess I should try to sleep. Night night lads.

Most of the people in this thread should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves. They are inferior human beings.

>>38696143
That's a pretty decent brapper

>>38696192
it's on channel 906 right now

>>38696163
Anon, you are in this thread too.

>>38696143
>makes bums awesome
>lol they also shit from there
what did god mean by this? inb4 'that makes it better'you perverts

>>38696263
God has a scat fetish, obviously.

>>38696263
Piss comes from fannies and dicks. Weird milk comes from boobs. Vomit and spit comes from mouths. I think God laughs at us when we have sex or wank.

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Post waifus.

>>38695146
I was wondering about this too. Seems odd to defend, what is basically a derogatory title. Then I realized that there's another perfect case study. The "outrage" against fake nerds basically fits the profile too.

>This seemingly contradictory behaviour can be explained, I believe, as a self-defence mechanism; the only sense of identity these anons have is being a robot.

I agree with you on this, but not with the conclusions you make of this. I think it's more that people come here to be with those that are likeminded, and share the same struggles. The presence of someone who's perceived to not share the same struggles is kind of like an affront the the sanctity of the board.

In a sense, it's self defense, yes, but I'd argue it's not in attempt to maintain a state of mind to which normies are harmful, rather, I think it could be more accurately described as an attempt to oust those they consider to be a member of the outgroup, who's presence is doubly insulting because of the limited number of social spaces available to social autists.

I've never felt the need to label myself a robot (though I'd say I fit the profile for a robot), so maybe I'm not so relevant, but to add to that last point on it being a convenient excuse, I'll verify that. I, at this point, consciously wield my depression as a tool to avoid change.

*ahem*

That was probably pretty incomprehensible, it's quite late and I'm bad at maintaing coherence.

>>38696304
>>38696263
They call it "creative" design for a reason.

>tfw have to be up at 7 to drive 2 hours to Bournemouth, play 4x 2hour rounds of a tabletop games tournament and then drive a further 2 hours back, then do it all over again Sunday to Essex

Been in bed since 9 and can't sleep just how fucked am I

>>38696263
>girls have 2 bums, front and back

I really hate that "jiggly arse" thing they do

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>>38695804
It is the event horizon of internal conflict, the self-preservative instinct to have an identity versus the destructive nature of that identity itself. I venture that the more vehemently one scorns normies, the more despondent they actually are over their situation; it is the self-preservative instinct in overdrive. And the more they retreat into their robot identity, the harder it is to claw themselves out of it. It is a fiendishly frustrating position to be in. Regardless, I believe some relief can be had by declaring 'I am not a 'robot', and I am not defined by being a robot. I struggle more than others with normal things but that's all it is. It is not a persona that I am bound to and writes my destiny for me.' This hopefully removes, or at least weakens, the self-imposed mental barriers that restricts a robot's growth and potential.

Some people are just robots by default and there's nothing they can do about it. There's no point overanalysing it

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why are you awake lads?

>>38696629
I'm polishing off some whisky.

>>38696629
Insomnia

fuck originality.

I'm such a degenerate, lads. I feel sick.

>>38696629
all night babestation

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>>38696607
>and there's nothing they can do about it
This was exactly the mindset I was hoping to challenge with my post, anon

>>38696322
It's an interesting theory, and it may well have some truth in practice. The thing that pushes me to believe that disdain for normies is more about cultivating a robot identity for self-preservative purposes, rather than merely trying to protect the sanctity of their group, is that the disdain extends beyond just opposing those tangible people who attempt to enter the group, to include everything they stand for as well. In the most robotic individuals, there is derision for every aspect of normie society - relationships, jobs, ambition, etc. to me this indicates that the very existence of normies is an assault on the robot's identity. If it were just a response to their group being invaded then I wouldn't expect such an anti-normie culture to develop. That said I do believe the reactions you describe form part of the motivation for the anti-normie sentiment, just not the main one (at least in extreme cases where the individual has stringy latched onto their robot label)

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>>38696885
*strongly latched onto their robot label
>tfw mummy took the lappy so you have to phonepost with autocorrect like a pleb

I woke up at 18:00 on the 27th of July. I stayed up until 10:00 on the 28th of July, at which point I slept for an hour until 11:00. I've been awake since then. It feels like one long day rather than 2 separate days. What could happen to me?

>>38696885
Personally, I just see it as a reaction to the way normies treat us with contempt. The obvious answer is to respond in kind.

>>38696770
I'll bite, why is that lad

lost 2lbs this week despite spending 60quid on food in just 3 days
something is very wrong with me
both physically and mentally

Pulled an all nighter and feel awful. It's bad because I have work today from 9-3. I work at Greggs.

>>38699089
Greggs get that busy at the weekend?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/hero-muslim-man-brings-down-10886834

>Muslim men physically beat up white people
>42 weeks in prison

>White man throws bacon at a mosque
>1 year in prison

Really makes you think

I went home at 22:00 last night and am in work for 0700 today

>>38699338
>Does a store that caters to common people who work all week and go shopping on weekends get busy at weekends.
Nah lad. It's quiet as fuck. McDonald's too

>>38700038
Funnny lad. I just finished work at 7. (in the staff room now) and I start work tonight at 10.
Fucking weird.

>>38699957
>Muslims go on race rampage
>All headlines about "Hero muslim"

>>38700193
was just trying to keep the chat going in the early hours desu mate, no need to be a twat about it.

>>38699957
Why is the mirror, the mail and other red label papers websites such fucking cancer to view?

>>38700278
Yeah, sorry lad. I don't know, just in a shite mood. I'm not even that guy. I've been listening to too much edgy music and feeling arguementative like some teenage chav.

just had a bite of a pork pie
feel ashamed

got drunk with a mate and forgot to take my crazypills, so I woke at 6:30, but there's IEM Shangai starcraft 2 tourny streaming now. Sweet

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>mfw I remember another really obvious tell that she fancied me

>>38700438

They're pretty nasty, usually. I used to make dead nice ones though, it's extremely satisfying syringing in just the right amount of jelly.

I don't think anyone really clings onto their robot identiy and avoids moving towards normiedom.

>>38700902
If something necessitates change then they have no choice
that's why most robots only get as far as college, then when it falls on them to choose their own path, they remain in exactly the same place

I'm guessing the next thing that will force change is the death of the parents

>>38701029
>>38700902

What is a normie anyway? If you live alone and have a job, are you basically a normie at that point?

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>>38694766
I start a new job on Monday! This after almost 2 years of unemployment. And it's a comfy council job too.

What do all of you non-NEETs do for work?

>>38701308
I'm a civil servant and every day I pray for death because I am so overwhelmed and lazy

>>38701314
What exactly does that entail, anon?

>>38701331
Sitting there avoiding doing work because I don't know how, being to embarrassed to ask for help, feeling tense to the point that I regularly vomit or punch a wall until my hand bruises because I know my managers are expecting me to have something to show for those days and then throwing shit together at the last minute which they then have to fix because it's crap.

>down to my last fiver
>still waiting on housing bennies from the start of the month
>get assured yesterday that it'll be in my account by midnight
>no payment by midnight
>call them up
>didn't realise that it was fucking saturday today
I've been bamboozled and am going to have to live off rice and muesli 'till monday.
Fuck universal credit lads

>>38700300

Because they want you to buy their paper, not view it for free online.

>>38701397
Serves you right for expecting the state to care for you

Get a job nigga

>>38701404
>free

I'm sure the bajillion ads cover the cost

>>38701414
got an interview lined up for next week mate, I fucking hate that I've had to live like this at all

>>38701397
What do you mean you're waiting for housing benefits. I thought they're just giving straight to the your housing association.

>>38701435
I'm not with an association, been living off the last of my savings and benny scraps since my rent came out at the start of the month. Feels like utter shit

>>38701458
If you're really desperate you can get a crisis loan of like 30 quid till Monday but they'll take money out of your regular benefit to pay it back.

>>38701383
That sounds stressful. What's your job description? Like what are you actually supposed to be doing?

>>38701511
That's the problem, it's really not stressful at all. It's actually a great, easy job but I just can't do it.

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>woke up at midnight
>the following day at 1AM
>then two
>three this morning

I'm going to sort it, lads.

>>38701528
I know the feeling, got up at half four today

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managed to sleep from 1am till now despite waking up at 6pm yesterday, mostly due to the fact I do not want to be awake but oh well haha

also I use normie as a catch-all term for everything I hate. Just hate a lot of stuff people. A lot of normies have a smug superiority they hide for example, think i'm too tied to type even nearly coherently
I don't understand a lot of things "they" do yet they are the first to ostrichsize and belittle me for it I suppose, Its not that i'm averse to working or relationships its just the manner they go about it and the way stuff seemingly works that is the problem

>>38701397

At least you've Monday to look forward to lad.

>>38701907
I honestly doubt that I'll even get it on monday, I've been hounding them all week about it

>>38701919
Land in with a sleeping bag and refuse to shift until someone cuts a giro.

I had a dream I was fucking Monica from Friends and spunked me self

I thought I had a huge cut/scrape on my arm, but it was just a streak of chocolate. I continue to be a 28 year old boy

Who /wagecuckingonsaturday/ here?

>>38702039
not for another 10 hours yet
pray to god I get some sleep before then

When I was growing up, Lost Prophets were one of my favourite bands, but when I hit like 18, I thought their music was immature and moved away from it.

I'm going back and listening to it now, and really enjoying it

But here's the question: Is it okay to like them even though their lead singer was one of the worlds worst pedos? I'm torn lads

It's the weekend every day so what's the fucking point. There's nothing to look forward to. Just a constant wave of anxiety.

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>>38701744

>Ebin had a normal sleeping pattern from 1am - 9am

>>38702084
fully expect it to fuck up again, I don't have anything to do. Only slept because I didn't want to be awake

>>38702103

>He can fall asleep at will

>>38702134
not true, I couldn't fall asleep till 1pm yesterday cause my bed is ridiculously uncomfy, also didn't sleep the day before that.

I fell asleep on my chair while browsing 4chan and then just transferred

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You maybe remember me blogging about how I'm such a disappointment to my family and stuff and just feeling sorry for myself. Well I finally got a job after 6 months of trying. I don't know if it's anything to be proud of, I thought I would do better than this when I was a kid. I've been too busy to post, when I say busy I have this weird habit just walking around the small house. Sometimes outside but only first thing in the morning.

Anyway idk what happens next

>>38702149

>Literally browsing britfeel endlessly until your brain just turns itself off and falls asleep

What's up with your bed? Up until last December I also had a broken bed that was quite uncomfortable. I think it was from the 70s and one of the wooden supports underneath broke, so I just got a spare piece of skirting board, sawed it down to size and attached it to the underside of the bed with a few nails and it sort of did the trick.

My entire living space used to be as bad as yours is now, and I'm only finally reaching the stage where my house is respectable. I really hope your parents eventually sort the place out

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>>38695993
Damn, never realised the potential that Corrie characters have for reaction images.

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>>38702205
Its a portable foldout bed designed for usage once or twice by a visitor not fulltime for over a year. Its a bit like this, same brand I think. It actually hurts to lay on now because the thin mastress is worn and the planks seem weak

>>38702067
>But here's the question: Is it okay to like them even though their lead singer was one of the worlds worst pedos? I'm torn lads
Wew I had no idea about this wtf

>>38702244
Yeah lad he was a fucking enormous pedo who conspired to rape a 2 year old.

It's hard, because I grew up with their music. I used to listen to their first record on tape when I did my paper round

What should I have for brekkie lads?

tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZzgN7efCoE

>>38702241

W-why is that wall in such a good state?

>>38702290
Its from google images when I googled "Jaybe portable bed" or something, I wish my room looked like that i'd feel a lot better

>>38702241

Why don't you buy a more comfortable bed

>>38702265
>It's hard, because I grew up with their music.

Not as hard as Watkins' cock in a creche.

>>38702280
weetabix, the breakfast of champions

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Wageslavery in a bit lads. Ordered some more tranny supplies today. Going to try and get a prescription because it is quite expensive haha. Debating whether to buy the Magi Blu-ray since it might motivate me to rewatch it desu. Also need to watch umaru-chan but I am going to associate Ebina's character with Ebin haha

What have you got planned for the day?

>>38702067
I recently found my playlist from year 8 full of edgy stuff and some of their music was on there. Didn't really consider the nonce thing desu but now it's making me feel guilty

>>38702307
not enough room, its either this or the floor to me and its hard getting stuff up to my room. I don't really know what to do, I hate living here so much

>>38702280
what do you have stocked?

>>38702280
full english
with black pudding, don't be a bitch

>>38702196
Congrats on getting a job, you should be proud it's hard to get a job

Comments are disabled on EVERY LostProphets track on youtube.

figures

>>38702322
What's it like working at greggs? Do you hate it or is it okay? ~

>>38702341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZzgN7efCoE

this ones questionable in retrospect

>>38702354
Find it fun really. Normie customers get to me but otherwise I like it desu

>>38702375
I am nervous about starting work

Fuck me lads,
Will anything ever be this funny again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQWPR9TM0Gk

Hey Ebin, you know what day it is?

scratchard saturday

>>38702333
Thank you it will be good to have some money for once I guess

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dad took my caramel slice yesterday
today he bought me a pack of 8
I guess it worked out

>>38702587
Were you the lad who was sad that his dad took your food because he thought your mum brought it for him?
I'm glad you're happy now lad.

>>38702499
I might just do my seven scratchcards every Saturday lad and post it, I'll do a 10 quid one later and post results

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does this image exist without the woman in the background thank you lads

>>38702613

Do you buy one a day then?

Let me know what time you'll do it lad and I'll get one too

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>>38696322
>go to aunts house
>woken up by seaguls
>come back home
>woken up by parents being deaf and the sun
There's no winning. Should I just buy an eye mask and some earplugs or something?

>>38702650

You should stop watching anime you retarded sperg

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>>38702649
I got ten for my birthday, I've done three of them (two losers one 5 quid winner, one on youtube haha). I might just do one every week to keep them going.

going to tesco with mummy, need some food but its too busy on saturday to consider going alone. I have nothing else to do. Will get her to hand the other winning card in

>>38702290
yeah it hasn't got poverty stains wtf?

>>38702730

Are you even still into ebina, or do you just post her out of tradition/habit

>>38702597
that's me yes

>>38702690
Careful lad, the normie cunt will get the waifuposters on you for that

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>>38702752
google images lad, mine has a headrest

>>38702781
when you post a character enough you get too attached to them regardless of anything.

>>38702804
they don't watch anime as far as I know. They just use it as a calling card and to fit in with the epic robot culture, I don't watch that much now from lack of motivation and boredom. Might watch tildes waifus anime or little witch academia when I get some will

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I haven't had a single drop of soda since 9 April 2017.

It wouldn't hurt if I had a little diet soda now, would it?

>>38702828
Ebin are you in the waifu poster discord

>>38702842

FOY

Fuck Off Yank

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>>38702954
How'd you know I was a yank!? I put the date backwards and everything!

Is it because I said soda instead of fizzy drinks or something like that?

You have 2 options

>Vanilla sex on tap with a 6/10

>Any fetish you want, with any woman of your choice, twice per year

>>38702970

Yeah, the only time we ever hear 'soda' is in keenan and kel

>>38702828
>they don't watch anime as far as I know
be honest ebin, how much of your beliefs about the 'waifuposters' bogeyman is just stuff you've decided on randomly or made up out of nowhere?

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>>38703041
This is a different anon mate, but I also haven't had pop since a few months time ago, wouldn't it be quite alright if I had a bit of sugar free pop now mate? Thanks mate.

>>38703094

We just use 'coke' for all cola based drinks even pepsi etc, 'fizzy drinks' I suppose is a sort of catch all for coke/fanta/sprite etc

Anyway, mate, A bit of diet coke won't hurt. I have a 500ml bottle once a month maybe

>>38703094

The last yank who came here and was issues a britfeel visa had to meet one of us face to face and be vetter over lunch

I have diet pepsi once a day

>>38703143

issued*
vetted*

Anyone tried a 24/ 48 hour fast? Just done it myself, thinking I might do 24 hours or so once a week. Thoughts?

>>38703165

I do a 24 hours once in a while. It gets ride of bloating for a while, I usually drop 4 inches off my waist

>>38703143
I don't know about that last part, but I was in fact issued a britfeel posting visa sometime in March, I just lost it that's all. Can I be issued a replacement?

>>38702632
Not sure, I'll have to check what I ended up saving in paint. Why anon?

>>38703014
Option number 2 for me. I can go 6 months without fucking I bet.

>>38703200

We let some yanks in if they behave, but you really are the worst kind, so fuck off

girl at the library was so cute
I wish I wasn't an obese NEET so I could hit on her :(

>>38703014
>with any woman of your choice

This seems abusable

Second option, pick celebrities and then make a living selling the sex tapes on starfucker.com

>>38703165
Why would I want to do that?

Bless

>>38703268
Also do not click this link. I didn't know it was a real site and it redirects you to scumbag ad links

>>38703251
As if you have the moves to do it even if you were skinny, lad

>>38703273

pigeonroastie out

>>38703014
>any woman of your choice
Define woman in this circumstance please

>>38703237
What? I'm only asking for advice on fizzy drinks, how am I the worse?

>>38703297
No idea what you're on about tbqh

Wtf does that even mean

>>38703314

How is summer around this time of the year?

>>38703310
You ask retarded questions in a retarded way, and cannot post without your anime girl.

Honestly I bet you are 280lb or more

>>38703322
My last three posts were without anime girls! I was just doing it to fit in, I promise! I weigh a lot more than that actually! I'm just trying to make more friends!

>>38703320
Same as ever but warmer

How's yours?

>>38703341
Ignore him he is just baiting for replies

I will be your friend

>>38703341
>I was just doing it to fit in

you are the worst kind of normie

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>>38703341
Yanks really are a cancer, no wonder you come here to bask in our presence.

>>38703358
Even though I'm a fat yank?

Thanks anon! How's your day so far? It's still quite early for you lot isn't it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNEqxSfPzi0
Brit/feel In the big brother house

>>38703375
It's 11am, I have been up since 6 though so it doesn't really feel early. I've just been on 4chan since I woke up and feel like a waste but I can't think of anything else to do. I'm going to get a shower and then cook some food out of boredom


What are your plans? Anything exciting?

>>38703417
It's 3 am here, I'm just watching some DVDs and trying to suffer through the warm weather. Don't live in a desert region anon, it's like having a fever 24/7.

I, for one, like this yank. They're at least bringing some positivity to the thread.

>acid attacks are getting closer and closer to where I live

well at least I'll have an actual excuse to not go outside if my face gets melted off

>>38703404
https://youtu.be/t8Zrj9XWpxw

2:41

>>38703462
Where do you live

Also you should adopt my plan of wearing a motorcycle helmet

>>38703221
it's a funny image lad

>>38702828

Wut

do you just sit around spilling coffee over your bed all day?

>>38703561
Anon, those kind of stains are semen ones

>dreamed about them

Just when you feel like you're over someone, your brain goes and cucks you.

First week on this universal credit. Fucking hell this 35 hours shit is a pain.
Anyone else on it have some tips?

And I thought the 10 jobs a week on the old Job Centre was bad.

>>38703579
I don't know this feeling in the context of a romantic relationship, but every time I manage to stop thinking about my mums death, I have a dream about her. When I wake up, I can't remember which is real, the dream or real life.

Then I remember that she died, and it's like it happened all over again.

>>38703310
Lad, Brush up on your Greggs and find out what makes Beans on Toast appealing and then we might let you have the /britfeel/ visa.
Otherwise I might have to issue the Bully Licence to these fine lads to use on you.

>>38703404
Never knew they like 12 year olds into Big Brother.
Also when was this filmed with him dressing like a 2004 era chav?

>>38703585
just get a job lad

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>>38703525
couldn't find the file so I ended up re-doing it. If anything this version is less funny, with sophie's facial expression not being a leering pepe esque face, but the space to change the character in the back is greater. I might try and find the origional smug sophie image later.

>>38703605
I don't know about beans on toast but I know Greggs is a bakery and it's the best place to get sausage rolls!

There's no Americans allowed in britfeel under any circumstances

Post more big brother fights

>>38703617
Just applied for a bunch lad. Interview soon too.
Proper cba trying to prove I have done 35 hours a week when I can throw out a ton of applications in a day.

>>38703622
>and it's the best place to get sausage rolls!

People have been shot for these kinds of statements.

It's a very controversial issue

>>38703642
Name one place better lad?

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>>38703619
you're a god amongst men anon

>>38703649
Greenhalges

>>38703676
Fuck off you Manc/Scouser cunt.

>>38703684
A manc would shoot me for claiming I was manc, and how dare you call me Scouse

I didn't even know they had them in Manchester and Liverpool tbqh

>tfw no one to play dying light with

>>38695146
Too much truth for this board anymore anon ;U;

Why is Greggs the only mainstream, well known bakery. I've found them to be fairly shit to average?

The best is clearly Galloway's

>>38703836
fuck of george

>>38703836
get a sausage cheese and bean melt and you'll see the light

>>38703836
It's pretty easy to get, relatively cheap for fast food and they have shops everywhere.

In other news, I really like a girl, I text her every night, she does all the cute shit like kiss emoji's, hearts and xx's, including smirk and wink's too, but she rarely starts the convo. Why is this? Thanks lads.

Stop talking about Greggs, i used to work there and it triggers me.

>>38703836
I liked bakers oven
did the whole chain shut down or was it just the one in my town?

>>38703836
Cause Gregg's is everywhere. I've never seen a Galloway's and I'm in one of the big cities of the UK.

>>38703876
Iced finger please.

>>38703867
because she is a girl. she is lazy and wants you to put in the work

>>38703908
But it doesn't mean she doesn't like me, right?

any ideas for days out up north?

>>38703585
You don't have to actually apply for anything, just jot down a couple of jobs per day.

lads I'm making a new gmail to use as a proper professional formal address, interviews and all that kind of shit, but my name is really long and all variations of names are taken

is it a good idea to take all the vowels out of it? like jhn.jns.smth or whatever? would employers throw it into the trash?

>>38703585
my job searches don't even add up to 35 hours most of the time but I just do stuff that boss man says to keep him happy.
Starting a job next week though so I'll be out of that hole

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excuse me lads but

>>38702650
I'd say if you do get earplugs it's probably best to go for the soft ones, I nabbed some from work when I was at my mums. I also cut the thing that attaches them, I was paranoid about it wrapping round my neck

>>38703937
think were going to bridlington.

why do I talk to myself.

My mum and dad want to come with me to my trial next week

Told them to fuck off

They've never supported me before, it's too late now
I've lived my life alone, completely alone

>>38703975

As long as it's not [email protected] they aren't going to care what you're email address is as long as it's relatively normal.

Managed to go to the shop with parents, way too busy and hot but I'm glad I went. got some crisps and tesco microwave rice. Don't know how dayfags manage tbqh. lines for every till, and people barging everywhere. If I didn't have mummy to follow while looking at the floor It'd have been a disaster, I doubt i'd have ever even got to a self service checkout

>>38702938
I don't use discord

>>38703937
Filey beach

>>38703944
>>38703976
So are you just applying for a bunch of jobs per week and not saying how long they took?
I was thinking of saying research for a job took a hour and then applying took a hour but feels a bit pisstaking if everythign is like that.

>>38703975
would the intials of your first and second name, and your surname work. J.J.Smith . sounds professional as well

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>>38703980
NA NA NA NANA NA NA
THIS CHAAAAARRRRRRMING MAN

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>>38703989
used to go there with family a lot as a kid, I hate it because it gives me bad memories of being a confused kid. Its very close but I don't go anymore because its pretty grim, I don't think there's a great deal you can do there


Scary to think a britfeeler would be walking the streets so close h-haha

Rochdale library closed and heavy police presence throughout the town centre and surrounding area due to an EDL march

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Look what I found, number 15

>>38704091
Court 5?

Not sure if that's my usual room

Are there many other people up? Gives an indication of the length of the trial

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>>38704050
If you're so funny
Then why are you on your own tonight?
And if you're so clever
Then why are you on your own tonight?
If you're so very entertaining
Then why are you on your own tonight?
If you're so very good looking
Why do you sleep alone tonight?
I know because tonight is just like any other night
That's why you're on your own tonight
With your triumphs and your charms
While they are in each other's arms

Is there any doubt that Morrissey is /ourguy/?

>>38703989
If you're feeling adventurous there's a place near there called mapleton beach, me and a friend went a few years ago and found loads of militaria on the beach. got loads of bullet casings, and found a like training bomb/missile.
.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2177528/Landslide-uncovers-1-000-deadly-WW2-bombs-Mappleton-beach-East-Riding.html

>>38704111

30 that day, 10 of which are in room 5.

I'd come visit if I were within range of aberdeen

@38704091
@38704111
Samefagging to convince people you're real again. Everyone knows you're not now

>>38704154
Ah, that sucks, so my trial is gonna be under an hour

I'm sure the prosecution said they expected it to last all day

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>>38694895
Happens to all of us, just look forward brother see someone u can talk about it.

>>38704176

What do you think the verdict/outcome is gonna be. If you are found guilty what are the consequences

>>38703980
BUT THAT JOKE ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE

>>38704176
What potential sentence are you looking at if found guilty?

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>>38704156
>@
t. newfag's first post on 4chan

>>38704130
awesome.////brb

>>38704211
>te he, I'll pretend that I didn't know it was a deliberate ploy to not give the guy a you in a spectacular bit or multi-layer ironic humour
into the gas chamber for you

Going to try eat some of the wholemeal tesco sliced bread I bought then play a game of dota2. I shall not fully waste this saturday by sitting on 4chan.

What exactly is a national insurance number? What does it do?

>>38704260
I'll hold you against that.

>>38704273
It lets you work in this country I think

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Can you get third party national insurance?

I have a date later on today. I really don't want to go

>>38704273
It's your number that allows you to access porn with the new filters that are coming into action.

>>38704305

I know that feel lad. I got chatting to a woman once, and out of sheer desparation asked for her number, we got chatting, arranged a date, arranged a few more, and I really just couldn't keep it up. I had so little interest in her

>>38704305
I really want you to go, and never return you fucking normie

>>38704353
I want your negative attitude to go and never return

Went to sleep at 2am and woke up at 11.
Feels good to wake up before the afternoon for once lads

>>38704326
Do you think we have something wrong with us

>>38704321
I hope you're joking
What faggot would think tying your NI, your unique identity number to whatever porn habits you have would be a good idea
fucks sake lad 1984 much

>>38704373
I slept at 3-4am and woke at like 11:30 lad, felt breddy good

>>38704384
>implying they don't already have a list of every citizen of the UK and their individual fetishes

Reminder you can be sentenced for 2D IMAGES of anime grils

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>>38704416
w-woah there lad h-haha
c-calm down now

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>>38704416
>Reminder you can be sentenced for 2D IMAGES of anime grils

>>38704442
>loli
>twink on pension age man
>cucking
>mould farting
is there soething that peperami dick hasn't fapped to?

>>38704442
Ebina is 16 lad it's ok
Unless you have other underage images...

not been here for a while lads, is Moni pakipoo?

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Anyone here been near the riots in London?

>>38704483

>riots

Wasn't it like two dozen scallies that the Mail hosted cropped to fuck pictures of?

>>38704460
h-haha lad. Recently its mostly been tame JAVs and solo crossdresser stuff. Like watching a CD just wanking off

>>38704472
I don't have any images saved at all, its just that the stuff people post here will probably end up in my image cache

>>38704521
do you self-insert as the tarp?

>>38704521

>CD just wanking off

A crime under the 2015 Latent Noncery Act, lad. The NCA is coming.

>>38704521
he's getting the excuses in early lads

I want to start learning guitar. Anyone have any experience here? Someone is selling a "travellers guitar" for 30 bucks with the bag. I don't have any musically inclined friends so I don't know if I should just get it or not, I won't have anyone be able to come with me and test the sound or whatever. Is there anything I should know?

>>38704442
I've reported you to the GCHQ already tbqh.

>>38704565
do they have a "thank you for your tip" fbi style form?

>>38704575
Report him and find out.
More reports would mean he rises up the list in priority.

>>38704559
If you can't play, you won't know the difference anyway. As long as it's intact and the strings are equal witdth all the way along it'll be fine as a babby's first strumming box.

Once you are good enough to recognise sound quality, then get a better one.,

>>38704546
I don't self insert ever in porn and never did which is maybe why I don't enjoy it

>>38704565
they already collect my data, their welcome to it if they want to see me browsing 4chan all day maybe they'll come execute me to put me out of my misery haha

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>>38704546
>do you self-insert as the tarp?
Who /obscure fetish/ here

>>38704383

Not at all, I assume you did the same, decided to just say fuck it and go on a date out of sheer loneliess?

There are women I have had a real connection with in the past, but they are not common. So while I can sustain conversation with a few women, I'm rarely interested.

Might as well go to keep your self esteem up, how many dates have you been on with her before?

>>38704595
If you report me your a nonce sympathizer because your potentially wasting their time on me instead of other pakis going around grooming

>>38704603
that's a great set of poles on that tarp. GOD DAMN.

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>>38704416
>>38704429
>>38704442
>tfw
>>38704565
Don't do it lad haha

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>>38704603
bloody hell spoiler that i'm trying nofap

>>38704642
Right, that's it. I'm tipping you off to GCHQ right now.

>>38704189
Acquitted of all charges

>>38704197
I don't know what happens if found guilty

Normies are the bus stop said they've been waiting an hour and that they will be sueing due to an out of service bus passing by and taunting them

>>38704556
>NCA
Noncery Crime Agency?

>>38704684
What are your charges?

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>>38704603
haha classic lad, classic

>>38704684
It's contempt of court to discuss your own case

>>38704675
If you really want some meme potential you'd be better off tipping them about my extremist tendencies, I've posted about bombing glastonbury and other stuff here before as well as frequent posts about hating normies and isolated behaviour.

>>38704687
National Crime Agency

The British FBI

Anyone here ever had an affair with a married woman?

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>>38704642
>>38704656
You're welcome batty boys.

>>38704686
i was once waiting for the last bus to a mates house. it was snowing and as the bus drove towards the bus stop i stepped out of the shelter, and the twat of a driver slowed down started smiling put his thumb up then drove off.

what is the best porn genre and why is it shemale on twink

>>38704739
i like JOI but it's been ruined by cucks who only want degrading shit.

>>38704739

It's actually white man on black woman

>>38704739
If you ask Ebin. It's Cuckold

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>>38704725
oh fuck the absolute madman

Although I find white women are better looking, I can only feel sexually satisfied by a black woman

>>38704739
That's just gay porn with a pair of fake tits bolted onto one of them, you disgusting homo

>>38704753
Good, but not the best. Rarely do you get really beautiful women in WMBW

>>38704739
It's pov anal where the girl looks exactly like someone you know IRL

ye olde roll time
odds wank
evens vidya

>I have high emotional intelligence but practically and logically I may as well be a 4 year old child

Why am I attracted to midly disabled or just slow women? I even like lisps
Can't imagine a woman being attracted to a flaw like that in a man, it would just be something they put up with if they're chad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz3Rp3vHIYk

Will there ever be anything like Brass Eye again?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ou0fSPZax4

>tfw drinking tropical sourz with apple juice because its all i have in the house

it is fucking disgusting but i need the alcohol desu

>>38704728
I read about that in the news

He was killed by a vengeful passenger

>>38704822
In a culture of offensive, highly unlikely. I'd love to see some of these writers take to youtube and try material the TV won't take.

>>38704694
3x communications act

>>38704699
Not true

>>38704824
Why do you have tropical sourz?

>>38704882
had a few friends round months ago, one brought it over and left it so now im just gonna drink the rest of it
its far too sweet, dont know who actually likes this shit

>>38704824
Buy a bottle of rum and mix with ginger beer, double shot reversed.
Or buy a bottle of amaretto because it's well cheap, and mix with coke, double shot. Single shot tastes like dr pepper double shot tastes a little more nutty.

>>38704835
That's what Limmy is doing now, and he's funding it on Patreon. I'm slinging him $10 a month.

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>>38704805

DELETE THIS FUCKING POST

>Sets his clothes out the day before
>has >tfw no gf
>Enjoys solving rubik's cubes
>Makes decisions based off a coin toss

>>38704842
>3x communications act
What does it generally entail?
" It also made it illegal to use other people's Wi-Fi broadband connections without their permission." was that it?

>>38704920
But can you get an 9/10 qt redhead?

>>38704920
Would you go out with a cutie dyspraxic girl if she was pakistani but born in england shipanon?

>>38704928
4chan posts and emails

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>>38704993
The fuck
Did you go into mega-ultra-shitposting-bullyman-spam-everyone mode lad haha

>>38704968

I really find your posts entertaining poleaboo, but I don't swing that way, sorry.

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>>38704805
>tfw no poorly coordinated ditsy gf

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>>38704805
fucking normals... i swear..,

>>38705026
No, it's just because 3 different people made statements so they had to arrest and prosecute

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>>38705026
He's being deliberately vague. What he actually did was stalk and harrass his qt polish housemate because she didn't accept his friend request. He also set up a camera in the bathroom and filmed her naked, 'allegedly'. Lmao

>>38704805
>emotional intelligence
roastie meme desu