/britfeel/

Bored tbqh lads

>tfw fell for a girl who made me tea

elliot was a failure even in death.

stop hero worshipping a guy who couldn't even kill stacys properly.

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Fuck elliot, he's not even a good fucking shooter. And as far as beta uprisings, his was the worst.

>>38592614
>tfw fall for any girl who is nice to me. Or any girl that seems the slightest bit alternative.

>>38592432
>visiting gf at uni
>staying in her halls while she's at lectures
>the internet here is so shit that I have been trying to watch the latest GoT for about 4 hours
How am I supposed to complain about how insultingly bad the show is if I can't even fucking watch it? Fuck sake

>>38592713
>grimes
>thinks his opinions matter

lads lads lads
i want to kill myself

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Best waifu of all time right here lads

>>38592730
Why is that, matey?

What's got you down

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>tfw love island finishes tonight

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>>38592745
>tfw oneitis cosplays her all the time
>makes me want to kill myself even more

>>38592745
>any waifu
>good
Ha!

>>38592730
Don't. Suicide is a sin.

>>38592745
>Seasonal waifus
>Best
'No'

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>>38592432
For all you Sneed heads out there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHUE97teqV8

>>38592722
T-that tv show is anti-men, how dare you!

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>>38592752
d-don't worry a-anon
plenty of lovely girls out there who want you
or maybe she does lad haha don't know until you try
>>38592753
take that back you fucking heathen
>>38592775
TAKE IT FUCKING BACK

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>>38592642
>they have to work for the boipussy though
Sounds like they're already in there you bent cunt.

wagwarn cunts what you lot up too?

>>38592780
it is, but I enjoy shitposting about how fucking terrible it is now with my friends on skype

oi lads do you like nothing,nowhere I unironically think he's one of the best artists to ever exist

>>38592752

>she cosplays

how does it feel knowing your oneitis is a turbo slut who would rather cuck you than bang you?

>>38592822
She's one of those asexual genderqueer types who constantly parades how much she despises sex so it doesn't really bother me

>>38592787
>not lusting over cartoons
>heathenry
Ha!

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Cats:
>independent
>low maintenance
>still give you love and cuddles

Dogs:
>dumb
>slave mentality
>need to walk them daily and pick up their shit all the time
>stupid

>>38592832
she's a fucking stacy whore mate

>>38592432

where can i find a copy of the rogers book? ive become more and more interested in reading it recently

>>38592856
cats:
do absolutely fucking nothing, benefit you in no way

dogs:
based as fuck

>>38592778
'youtube poop' was a mistake

>>38592867

imagine loving 'mans best friend' over cats and thinking you're a robot in any way shape or form.

>>38592856
>cats
>low maintenance
Mine has not stopped meowing at me all fucking afternoon
I've given him food and milk and he ignored that
I tried letting him out and he turned around
I had to pick the fucker up and rock him to sleep for fucks sake.
Cats are like retarded babies

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>>38592846
>lusting
lad no
She's just the ultimate qt
Like a puppy or a kitten

>>38592882
it's obviously in pain, the fuck is wrong with you

>>38592881
Imagine thinking you actually like cats
>Your brain is home to millions of protozoa, but one in particular, called Toxoplasma gondii, manipulates your behavior to force you to like cats.

This parasite, which lives in 30 to 50 percent of the world's human brains, can only reproduce in the digestive tracts of cats. And, like many living things, it wants to continue surviving, so it has to continue reproducing. But if it lives in human brains, how can it reproduce? Enter cats.

Scientists studied the behavior of T. gondii in the brain of a rodent, an animal normally petrified by cats, and uncovered extraordinary results.

T. gondii manipulated a rodent's brain to remove the rodent's fear of cats, slow the rodent's reaction time, and made the rodent attracted to the smell of cat piss. Now, the newly-brave, manipulated rat thinks it can befriend its mortal enemy, and it can't. The rat still gets eaten.

>>38592881
originally fuck off tranny

>>38592859
http://abclocal.go.com/three/kabc/kabc/My-Twisted-World.pdf

here you go lad

>>38592895
Your cat rubbing up against you has nothing to do with his affection for you. Cats have a great sense of smell, so your cat is secreting his scent onto you so no other cats will come near you.

When he snuggles his body against yours, all he's saying is that he owns you. You are his property. His minion.

>>38592894
Well he's not meowing now that he's woken up so your retard assumption is out the fucking window

The african fruit ackee turns what colour when ripe?
Purple, red or green?

>>38592898

what the fuck are you talking about you shitbird

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>Lets celebrate the guy who got beat by a locked door.
No thanks lad. He deserves to be laughed at.

Psst lad. Check this out.

>>38592901

many thanks my m8, ill get comfy later tonight and have a good read of that

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>>38592856

I wonder who could be behind this post

unoriginal

>>38592903
animals can bear pain better than humans, take it to the vet for sake, probably has a kidney stone or tooth ache or some shit

>>38592913
>loving 'mans' best friend means I can't be a robot

>>38592902
Cats know they're good at hunting. Many of you probably find it cute when they bring their prey to your house and leave it at your doorstep.

But your cat didn't bring you that dead mouse as a present because he loves you. He brought it because he knows you wouldn't be able to hunt for it yourself

>>38592926
Remember that T. gondii parasite? Normally, it doesn't do anything to harm those humans whose brains it calls home (well, except make you love cats) because your immune system knows how to handle it.

However, for those people whose immune systems can't handle it, exposure to the parasite can cause a disease called toxoplasmosis. It can either give you mild flu-like symptoms, mental disorders like schizophrenia and depression, or kill you.

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>>38592882
>Cats are like retarded babies

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>>38592432

81 Crofton Road, Peckham. The first house Elliot ever lived in

>>38592923
So he's not meowing and he's in pain and when he's not meowing he's in pain. Yeah sure, mr veterinary

DESSSSPASSSEEEEE

THIS IS HOW WE DO IT UP IN COATA RICA

IM.LOOKING AR I LIKE A FUCKIJG CHEETAH

DESSSPACCHE

Lads, lads, is really fucking love a scotch eggs now fuck

>>38592935
Tbqh I'd give her a shag. Maybe she wouldn't give birth to a retard baby.

>>38592895
>>38592902
>>38592926
>>38592934
to summarize a bacteria in your brain makes you like cats, the more you clean the cats shit the more bacteria making you like cats gets in your brain and cats have no feeling towards you - no one actually likes cat you got bacteria in your brain probably during childhood because you either a) spent time around cats or b) your family had cats

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Elliot Rodger is a robot through and through, he really is one of us.

My Twisted World really is a magnificent read

>>38592905
Red tfw no Bradders bff

>>38592975
She'd probably start a court case over the fact that now your dick has been inside her she has the right over what happens to it.

>>38592947
>never heard of pain that comes and goes
also mate, my cat walked home on broken leg. at times it was completely silent and other times it would howl. just get checked to be sure jesus.

>>38593004
As long as she blames Great Ormand Street docs for not letting it go to the US.

>>38592921
Stop spreading your propaganda Xi

>>38592965
No mate, you only /like/ scothcies now. Warm one up in the oven for 20 mins then have it with salad cream. Then you'll understand what true love is.

>>38593013
He's eaten half the food in his bowl and has drunk all the milk and he's now asleep at the top of the stairs so he's fine

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to summarize a bacteria in your brain makes you like lolcats, the more you look at memes about cats the more bacteria making you like cats gets in your brain

>>38593002
They knew what they were doing with that question though.
Also tfw no chubby vixen brainfu

>>38592994
i've literally never cleaned up any cat shit and i love cats. that bacteria stuff is buzzfeed tier meme science with very little actual facts behind it

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Feeling bloody tired tbqh.

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How bad are my prospects lads?

The Bad:
>unironically have the 'tism
>lost the ability to interact with people in even the simplest ways
>crippling social anxiety
>reclusive to the extreme
>100% nocturnal
>not a single friend on the planet
>never go outside
>terrible hygiene (haven't showered in a month, even when I have to go outside I only shower once a week at most)
>lingering depression
>phimosis
>haven't cut my hair in 4 years
>my only hobby is obsessively browsing 4chan
>find children sexually attractive
>find guys sexually attractive
>no father
>struggle to feel empathy
>physically weak

The Good:
>white
>6'1''
>140lb
>average facial attractiveness
>normal size penis
>going to good uni to study non-meme degree
>depression is nowhere near as bad as it used to be
>completely redpilled on women and have been liberated from any desire for them
>do not care about what impressing others so will never be an unhappy wagecuck, will only ever act in accordance with what I want
>understand what is and is not cringy to do much better than I used to
>can juggle

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>>38593023

Buy chicken flavoured biscuits

Remember lads that every time someone complains about /britfeel/ been on this board. They allow this to continue.

>>38545190

>>38593107
oh god the memes are converging

>>38592800
fuck all bruv, just killing time, what about you?

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Just been for a walk desu. Saw an empty Snickers wrapper and it made me really want one haha.

What are you lads up to this evening?

I'm having a bowl of cereal and thinking of stuff to do. Need to make an anime list to motivate me to watch more but it seems like a lot of effort

>>38592856
I prefer cats desu. Dogs are good too but cats just seem a lot comfier. Nothing like having one sit on your lap desu. Rabbits deserve a mention too I think

lads how do you read? I mean, of course i know how to read, but how do I comprehend the deeper meaning of a book? I've read lots of books but I can barely remember the plots of any of them or memorable quotes, let alone understand the themes unless I google it in which case it makes sense

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>>38593158
>Saw an empty Snickers wrapper and it made me really want one haha.
This plate is your fate.

>>38593103
fuck off jezza you commie fuck

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>>38593158

Tildelad, its too early to go out walking yet, you should know this

>>38593203

This puts a smile on my face everytime I see it

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>>38592432
surprise surprise 34

>>38593158
Fuck off disgusting tranny.

glasgow meetup when?

>>38593194
I'd say one of my few notable skills is being able to infer the meaning behind symbolism, metaphor, motifs, imagery, etc. in art (including literature) very well

>>38593235
never. you fuckers are stabbers

t+ 18 hours after my legendary cheat day
feeling better than I was expecting to
just made myself a peri chicken wrap, first meal of today

>>38593060
Ahh shit I just got it... I only heard of Purple Acki recently too

Do you watch Eggheads? Judy's such a banging gilf

>>38593229
Just report him for avatarfagging. They mods or jannies seem pretty good on cracking down on it.

>>38593194
meanings tend to be one persons opinions.

its my opinion that this book had a deeper meaning and was a commentary on society or some political thing going on at the time.

if you don't find meaning in it, don't worry.
you can continue to google other peoples interpretations but take them with a pinch of salt.

>>38593247
its not as bad as it was years ago lad, just need to watch out for bin lorries

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where is ebin? i want to talk with him. im not happy with what he has been saying about me. it seems he has forgot how easily i can get pussy, pic related. is he sure he wants beef with me.

i doubt anyone else in here is a 1/1

>>38593194
Read a book then go online and read what 'educated' people tell you the book is about.

That's why /lit/ hates new media because they don't know how to think.

>>38593254
Some days I do. Yeah she is a fox. Can't stand that ancient doddery one, think she's quit now though. Pointless, The Chase and Eggheads make up about 60% of my total TV viewing.

>>38593284
He has being laughing at you today in the discord.

>>38593214
I know lad. But I live in a pretty bad area and I think mummy would worry if I left in the night. The first time I went for a /daywalk/ she thought I was going to kill myself

>>38593235
Bit far that is lad

>>38593249
You finding it hard to get back on track lad?

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>>38593284
it's my theory that 1. was the start of a bullet point, whereby she was going to gush about how fuckign sexy hard knock was - but she died at her keyboard of an orgasm long before she could finish the list
>>38593227
no pls

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>>38593271
do you have an arrogant face tho

>>38593284
To be fair if a good looking guy asked that question they'd get a 5 instead of 10.

>>38593242
How do you do it? do you stop at every sentence and analyse it's contribution to purpose of the book? or do you try to construct a logical path through the narrative and see how it challenges your own expectations?
>>38593260
its more than that, it's not that i'm not finding a meaning, it's more like the last page just goes from my mind as soon as i read the next one. i'm reading a book now and I can't tell you a single sentence from the last chapter

>>38593158
>Rabbits deserve a mention too I think

Just make sure you use them as housepets and don't keep them outside in hutches

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>mfw I can hear kids laughing and playing outside
Fucking noise pollution, I swear.

>>38593158
Don't watch anime dude, it's degenerate as fuck. Cut it out of your life and you will objectively be better off. I'm speaking from experience.

>>38593350

fuck off ebin you thunder twat

>>38593235
>Glasgow meetup
nae chance pal, ah'm no gawn nae where near that shite grey slum cunt eh a city.

#EASTCOAST BEST COAST

>>38593350
theres this one spastic kid in my street that rides her bike and constantly rings the fucking bell on it, literally non-stop, if i had access to firearms i think i might just be in jail by now

>>38593359
You're talking to a man who injects himself with female hormones.

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>>38593359
>tfw my life was better when I was big into anime and collected anime figures and merch

I'm not saying they're correlated but back then I had my first serious gf, lost my virginity and generally didn't want to die

>>38593330
>arrogant
no

i have a resting frown that never leaves

>>38593392
desu I had much more fun when I enjoyed anime and now I don't.

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New project lads, gonna make an ebike out of one of these and one of those conversion kits.

>>38593406
ok good. cause the scary neds have arrogant faces

>>38593424

that actually sounds fun dessy, post pics and keep us updated?

>>38593320
Not really
I wasn't too worried about losing 11 months of daily conditioning in 24 hours
I'm actually glad yesterday is over. Now the window is closed I can relax about trying to cram in everything I want before the time is up.

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>tfw work is so exhausting and stressful on a monday that i simply come home, flop into bed, pass out then wake to do it all over again

Any of you guys lads ever been to a gay sauna? I'm lonely, desperate and there is one very close to where I live, wanted to know what it's like and if it's a bad idea?

>>38593435
>tfw have a ned face.

It's fucking suffering lad. I could dress in full anime gear and still look like a fucking ned with my junkie features. (I don't even drink or smoke cigarettes.)

>>38593343
Do you keep rabbits anon?

>>38593359
I just miss feeling passionate about something. I knew all about seiyuu and studios and directors and stuff. Degenerate or not I would give anything to have that spark back in my life

>>38593383
Take them orally lad

today has been such a stress inducing day im gonna pretend it didn't happen and consider tomorrow the start of the week.

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You are on thin ice

>>38593477
Eyyy I got something you can take orally right here

>>38593492

FOUR DAY WEEK, GET IN!!

>>38593473
do you want STDs? if so, then go right ahead

>>38593477
>I just miss feeling passionate about something. I knew all about seiyuu and studios and directors and stuff. Degenerate or not I would give anything to have that spark back in my life
then find something else, explore your interests
sorry but anime is not an interest
read books or something, but for the love of god don't obsess over anime it's so fucking bad for you

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NGL lads Anime has really allowed me to escape in really hard times, times when I needed to destress for a bit after months and months of no rest, stress, hard work and all around worrying and it worked an absolute charm.
Literally happy I got into it because it helped me so much
Just make sure you don't watch bullshit and you should be fine

>>38593499
Make the first move lad.

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>>38593464
>tfw every work day at this time of year is this stressful

>>38593504
Every week is a four day week for me. I just work weekends though which is a pain. Still Mon-wed off and it's not like I have mates.

Cucumbers are a shit tier vegetable

had a sore stomach, groin and back for day now lads. shitting more often as well.

the doctor just gave me buscopan but its made no difference.

>>38592800
About to go tennis even though I cant really stand these bastards.
>tfw when I was the one who suggested it.

>>38593473
They sound disgusting and are probably for hardened veteran gays not lonely faggots.

>>38593546
Yeah everyone knows the Charlie vegetable is best.

>>38593551
Sit down less lad

/coastal/ here, went for a walk in the tourist part of town today where there is this basically high street for tourists, it has all the shops and takeaways the slobs could want. amazingly, there was table after table full of fidget spinners with great crowds of kids gathered round, it surprised me as i thought this fad was dead. there was also a pajeet running a cricket batting net thing, with other pajeets crowded around and finally a pajeet woman was buying loads of discount obviously knock off perfume from a store front

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My landland gave my new flatmates my number. Only say her once when she viewed the place. She just text me now saying, Hi. Wat do?

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>poorly practicing my guitar
>didn't realise I left the window open, promptly close it
>go to the bathroom and hear another lad practicing guitar
>he makes mistakes but it sounds nice

>>38593473
Lonely and desperate enough to date me? I don't have HIV, and I'm not a fat, hairy 40 year old either, so win win.

>>38593564

what will that do fella?

>>38593578
Send her a picture of your cock.

>>38593581
She looks a bit young lad...

>>38593578
Text her back ye dozzy cunt.

>>38593578
Set out a big field of toilet paper then piss the word "hello" onto it. Send a photo of it to her.

>>38593581
You should meet Hard Knock. He seems like the type for you lovely ladies.

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>>38593337
Much more the first one, I focus very specifically on the connotations of individual things (e.g. a shovel, a book, a flower), how the author uniquely shapes the meaning
of it through tone, rhythm, and context. Lemme give you an example. In The Handmaid's Tale (a dystopian novel where women are controlled by men and forced to breed) there's a sentence something like 'The garden is the domain of my keeper's wife' (who hates the protagonist). Later on there's a sentence about how she can smell the sweet smell of flowers from the garden which makes her feel hopeful. So the flowers are linked to the potential for social and political change, and since the flowers are in the domain of the keeper's wife it hints at an underlying sorority (sisterhood) between all women, even though in the novel women between those who are kept as breeders and the wives of the keepers. This suggests that any patriarchy would be unsustainable due to the undeniable bond that all women share

That's just one example, through the lens of a feminist perspective. You can adopt any lens you want (marxist, ecological, etc) and it changes the meaning

>>38593578

>eyy bby u wan sum fuk

oregano

>>38593595
mankind wasn't designed to sit down as much as we do now lad, all those areas are affected by how much sitting you do.

>>38593624
*even though in the novel there are divides between those who

>>38593578
baby yuo are very butiful i loove plese suck dig i am very in luove bby pls send pikture bby i am smart dell technisien

Here lads, that spiced looks fucking banging. Feel like I might give it a proper fucking go like.

>>38593679

dont lad, it makes you homeless

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>>38593499
lol do you want to have a bit of fun with us?

>>38593694
Nah lad, my parents love me enough to keep me in the spare room like the waster junkie I am. They probably wouldn't even notice I was spiced out they don't even bother coming to see if I'm alive.

>>38593473
It's a bunch of middle aged/old men walking around in towels and feeling/fucking each other in baths, showers and other public areas

It's not the best idea

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Should I get a 125cc lads?

>>38593773
I'm going to desu.

>>38593773
yes, 125s are fun for a while but you'll get bored of them eventually, make sure you get a geared one, dont be a fanny and get a scooter

>>38593717
The younger one has the coal burner look about her.

>>38593624
I'm going to try this with my next book, pick apart every sentence, it's Ursula le Guin and apparently she has a habit of making every word count

Just imagine we had absolute confirmation that that everyone on Earth would die in 2038. This isn't some 4 minute warning thing where everyone goes into a mad frenzy on the spot, but how quickly would things degrade?

Long term investment would be one of the biggest things the immediately halt. But we would need need the economy at large, at least the Food supply and utilities to continue operating right up until the end

>>38593810
10 years, 5 CBTs, plenty of opportunities and I still haven't got my license
not even during my 2 years as a NEET when I was living off bennies and my insurance payout

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>>38593810
>Scooters

>>38593865
thats impressive tbqh my m8, very impressive, i thought i was late for doing my direct access just before i was due my 3rd CBT

>>38593810
>tfw own an 1966 Vespa Super 150cc
>get called a fairy online
C'mon lad, it's geared at least and vintage.

>>38593900
i admit lad it was my mistake, i should have said new mopeds rather than scooters, old 2 stoke scooters do have some character even if id never ride them

>>38593923
>old 2 stoke scooters do have some character even if id never ride them
That's fine, I don't either. I spent 2 grand on it and it has sat in my shed for 5 years.

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>>38593476
ur should eat meat

>>38593862
Isn't there meant to be some huge asteroid that hits around then? I wonder why noone is working to prevent that

>>38593900
>own an 1966 Vespa Super 150cc
I approve of this. got pics?

Is the chance of me getting an alizee gf 0%, or is it an optimistic 0.0000001%?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xvt3EgGKgFA

>>38593960
I'm pretty sure they'd be trying to stop an asteroid if it was going to hit us.

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>>38593963
Only pics I have available are from facebook and not a fan of getting doxxed. I use to not worry as much, but this last year I've become para about doxxin because theres been so much done in the past 12 months.

It is this one here, including the colour.

I get no gf feels a lot, but I think deep down I would actually hate having a gf because I'd be jealous of her

I think I need therapy

>>38594003
nice, look scary to drive tho, seen too many webms of Chinese getting run over by trucks that didn't see them.

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Don't offer government officials bribes

>>38593996
Looked it up and NASA said they won't work on it there's definite proof it'll hit. which'll be 7 years before it does. Sounds a bit risky tbqh

>>38594016
>I think I need therapy
welcome to /britfeel/

>>38593320
sketchy areas always add to the excitement of a night walk, personally

>>38594036

That's not avataring though

>>38594023
Nah, it's not too bad to drive. In china they just have really shitty drivers.

Also, I haven't driven it in a good few years. Last time was to a scooter show in kelso.

>>38594003
Strange and probably stupid question.... but from someone whos only ever ridden bikes..how do you change gear on a geared scooter? im assuming the clutch is in your left hand like on a bike, but is there a shifter somewhere near your left foot?

>>38594050
t. Hard Knock

>>38594016
I don't want a gf I just want a fuck buddy. The idea of having to speak to someone everyday is alien to me.

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>>38594062

Wanna say that again, ebin?

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>>38594044

can confirm, especially unlit areas, when you spend more than 20 mins or so in an unlit area, then find your way out of it under some streetlight again, it feels like youre staring directly at the sun, people dont realise how bright streetlights are until you spend some time in real darkness, and its always a nice feeling and a relief when you make it out of a dodgy area safely

>>38593810
>you'll get bored of them eventually

Going 30mpg on a bicycle is pretty fun so I imagine riding a 125 is similar. And they do what? 50mph? Dunno if I'd get board of that.

>>38594060
On the left hand, the 'brake' is actually the clutch. So you pull it like you would a break and then shift the left grip forward or back depending on gear.

To counter this, you have a pedal break on foot rest in case you think that the clutch means you are losing a break.

>>38594087
some modern 125 4 stokes you could probably push 80 out of them with your head down and a tailwind but i used to think i wouldnt get bored of 45-50mph, i think its just nature to want to go faster as you get more confident

>tfw eating crisps one at a time and sucking on them, only biting when all the flavour is sucked out
This is truly the patrician way of eating. I've been eating this 24g pack of beef hula hoops for over an hour

>>38594087
You don't get bored of it. Only normie desire excitement and change. Us robots know the golden rule is safe and steady wins the race.

>>38594057
I saw a guy on one t'other day, he was waiting in the middle of the road trying to turn off.
he just looked very fragile.
if I had a vintage bike id only take it to vintage shows, or drive on private tracks.
which I guess would make me a poser.

Hello lads. Just chilling in the laundry basket waiting to be cleaned by Mum.

I haven't been washed in over 6 months! Ebin is for sure a very smelly boy haha.

>>38594087
>they go about 50.
Depends, modern ones are restricted to about 40-45, but if you get rid of the restricter (easy in most cases) you could get around 70 before it starts to become a grind.

I think the main issue is the fact that 125 tend to have shit acceralations.

>>38594123
I used to eat Holland hoops with cheese and id press the hoop into the cheese and it would fill it with cheese and then I'd eat it. Best way to eat them IMO.

UNITegt kindgom more thlike the mide east

I AM THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS

>>38594128
that true that.
that very true.
t'robot.

>>38594036
Why are you being such a cunt? Can't you take a joke lad

>>38594131
if I had a vintage bike id only take it to vintage shows, or drive on private tracks.

That's pretty much what I used it for.
I use to only drive it to shows, or if my Scooter club I was part of had a run or something.

Then the club split in half and I just decided fuck the drama and didn't bother with either. I still bump into the lads who ask me if I'm going to any shows, but I just don't feel it anymore.

Scooter weekends were great though. Es, Whizz and alcohol and a good group of lads and music.

And scooters of course, but no one went for the scooters.

>>38593158
still in slavery. only 2 hrs left then need to go to supermarket for food n some beers.
then off home to get high n play vidya.
keep meaning to watch anime i've got downloaded, but always forget. might pop a film on tomorrow before work if i remember.
what site you get yours off since nyaa down now

Didn't go for a walk today, I was too tired after being up all night.
Rip my heart (in the functional sense, it's been emotionally dead for years)

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>he holds in his poo if hes on the computer

>>38594207
i hold in my poo all the time when im not on the toilet

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>>38594207
>he shits his pants
hahahahahaaha

>>38594147
VERY good post. I look forward to your contributions to this thread

>>38594226
I don't I just let it go whenever it needs. then mummy cleans it up

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>tfw you only weight 8st 10lbs
Why can't I be a normal weight?

>>38594249
yes ebin we know, you've told us before

>>38594254
what is with you metabolically stunted manchildren.

>>38594036
Are you really that much of a fanny that you would report someone for having a bit of banter?

>>38594273
I dunno. I've been eating around 3500 calories a day now for about 3 months and I only gained 10lbs. Can't be normal man.

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>>38594176
>>38594275
Is this the infamous hard knock posse ganging up on me?

it was a joke haha

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>>38594302
D-don't report me too tho ebin if you do

>>38594254
I used to weigh even less than that a year ago. Now I'm just under 10 stoe. Better get bulking boi

>>38594294
10lbs in 12 weeks is fine

>>38594254
>tfw you will never be a smol cuteboi

fucking humbelbraggers reeeeee

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I really want one of these.

It's a bicycle with a little 49cc engine attached. Much like the original motorbikes from the early 1900s were just bicycles with engines.
They only do 30mph but 30mph on a bicycle is hilariously fun.

Shame our government hates fun and they're banned.

>>38594340
Why would they be banned?

Can't express how much I'm loving life in L.A. right now. Never stop believing, it can all happen! #realtalk

>>38594325
How many calories a day then?

>>38594326
It still feels shit. I swear a mate of mine gained like a stone in 3 weeks once.

>>38594330
I'm not small or cute though. I'm 5'11" and I have a manly face. Just a small teenage boy's body. It's incredibly aggravating.

>>38594330
>madoanon is so small his feet are barely bigger than a dualshock 3

i am convinced he's either a girl or a toddler

>>38594364
>5'11"
fuggin hell I retract my statement, that's just mr skeltal

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>>38594319
I don't report cute posters
unless your a normie
I'm tripping while avataring to see if they'll warn me or ban me again, its an experiment

>>38594354
It has an engine. Do it's classed as a motorbike. Which means it needs type approval, MOT, insurance, licence, tax. And that is all so hard to get they're just defacto banned.

Getting a roadworthniess certificate on a custom vehicle might as well be impossible.

>>38594376
Yep. Shit innit mate.

>>38594340
Too dangerous to ride on both pavements and roads

>>38594383
I'd still give you the succ desu

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>>38594340
that looks fun as fuck, when i was a kid before we moved we lived next door to an old bloke who had a James 125, very much like pic related, it did have the classic 125 2 stoke sound, i didnt know much about bikes back then, or care much about them tbqh but i wish i payed more attention to that

>>38594380

What's your definition of a normie, ebin?

>>38594381
Ah I thought you meant they were super banned or something. That sucks, it looks like good fun.

>>38594340
>steampunktophatblob.jpg

>>38594380
='_>'=
Goodluck ebin lad

>>38594402
anybody who isn't ebin or tilde

How many of you would even have heard of 'Filey' if it weren't for ebin?

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>>38594364
My appetite was absolute shit before, you need to ease into it. Work out your TDEE online and then eat just 100 calories over that, then go up to 250.

I eventually got up to 3250-3500 calories after I'd gained enough weight, but remember to take it slowly. Last thing you want is to become skinny fat

>>38594397
I-Is 7 inches enough? I can wear a full body muscle suit if it makes you more comfortable.

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>>38594402
Its subjective lad, you'd need to tell me your circumstances

>>38594380
Hopefully they won't ban you because you can now be filtered if people want to. If you still get banned then mods are cunts because aside from filtering there is literally no difference between tripping and avataring

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>>38594302
That was not the hard knock gang.

Hard knock has people on the inside

Expect us

>>38594364
>tfw 6'1'' 10st
I thought I was the ultimate skelly

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>had sex today
>girl says her hands and face are all tingly
Think I did alright.

>>38594433
I'm at 3500 now as I said. And all it's done is about 16lbs. I weighed 7st 8lbs when I started. Literally Mr. Bones tier.

>>38594435
thats well above average lad, don't fall for the memes.

I think a muscle suit would be a bit creepy though desu

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>>38594430

me, went camping there when i was a kid, do i win a prize now?

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nah mate reckon I'll be doin up the beamer tonight actually

>>38594436

I have a job (3 days/week part time), I am currently single, but have had a gf before. I do occasionally socialise with friends, but I spend almost all my free time on /britfeel/.

I personally consider myself a cyborg

>mum asks me how to do something on her phone
>tell her i don't know, i don't know how to use her phone and i barely use my own
>asks me again
>tell her i don't know again
>gets mad at me and tells me to piss off
if your mum isn't rude, you're pretty much automatically a normie

>>38594469
I'm a creepy person lad. I'm so pale that if I go outside in the sun you could almost see right through me. Like a new born fish. And in the dark its like a Lovecraftian monster has come to collect your soul or something.

>college asks me a question (like how was your day)
>give one word answer
>awkward silence

>they ask me a question
>give answer then expand on it a little
>they cut me off and start talking about themselves

I can never get this right

>>38594494
what if your mother is dead?

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>>38594489
"you're a fallen normie"

>>38594391
I can travel at 30mph on a standard bike. So why does me adding an engine so I can maintain 30mph suddenly make my bike more dangerous?

>>38594494
What if she made me overly paranoid by constantly telling me that people were talking about me and laughing at me when i was a kid, even when they werent, and apparently she did it to "stop me from misbehaving"

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>>38594494
When I was living with my mum one of her friends stayed over for a couple days, she kept asking for my help with anything tech.
She came into my room at half fucking ten and started asking about this and that and for me to sort her phone out, told her to look it up or wait till tomorrow.
She decided to get major fucking pissy about it
>mfw

HEY /BRIT/

chickn and chips lol

>>38594500
are you grima wormtongue lad?

>>38594494
Aye, this happens to me so much.

>Anon I cant take pictures on my phone sort it for me
>I dont know how to mum
>But I cant take pictures
>Right well I dont know how to help, google it maybe
>I dont know why you're like this to me Anon, I only want some help

Mum died today haha lads
She actually did. I feel sorta bad that I feel nothing. She wasn't even mean to me

>>38594556
>grima wormtongue
Heck no I've at least got blonde hair that I keep nice and short.

>>38594530
Lies, you can't do 30mph. You said here that 30 mph is ridiculously fun meaning that it's not something you do regularly >>38594340. If you could then you would't need a motorbicycle

>>38594579
>pale skinny blonde with big dick
sounds hot to be desu

>>38594566
wow, I'm sorry anon
but I know what you mean about not feeling anything, I was the same when my grandpa died
I felt bad about not feeling anything but I couldn't help it, just... nothing there, I didn't hate him and he was always really nice to me... I don't know what it means

>>38594503

If someone asks you about you they want to talk about themselves.

>How was your day?
>Good, you?

>>38594596
Unfortunately I don't look girly enough to trap for cash.

>>38594506
what kind of normie has a dead mum, honestly

>>38594588
>you can't do 30mph

I do 30mph every single day down a hill on my commute to work. The engine would just allow me to maintain 30mph on the flat.

>>38594609
traps are on the way out, twinks are the new in thing lad

Almost din din times for me, what you lads having?
Im having falafels.

Not ethnic btw


>>38594566
Shit anon sorry to hear that. I know when my mummy dies I will be very sad

>>38594623
Still doesn't work because I had a massive growth spurt when I was 19 so I have pretty horrendous stretch marks on my back.

>>38594494
>>38594537
They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.

Actually the fastest I've ever been on a pedal bike is 36mph down a hill peddling like mad for 20 seconds

And the law says that's a-ok

So why does adding an engine so I can maintain that speed over a 20 minute commute suddenly bad?

>>38594644
I don't need to look at your back to gag on your dick anon

>>38594670
Well I still ain't a twink lad. I am getting moderately hard though.

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By popular demand, Vin Clancy's Hollywood Rules, part 1

"If anyone wants to use my brain for free, take me to a wicked party." Saying that one line has given me more incredible experiences than can fit in a /britfeel/ post.

Luckily for me, Naomi Grossman, best known for playing "Pepper" in American Horror Story, took up this offer. So here we are, doing the whole Hollywood party thing.

First up, an exclusive club off the gold star walk in Hollywood

They let us in right away! This totally isn't why me and Naomi are friends, but here's Vin Clancy's first rule of Hollywood

Hang out with people who are more famous than you!

Hope this helps you out, especially guys like Tilde and Ebin! More Vin Clancy's Hollywood Rules coming soon

>>38594679
maybe you should show us lad

Reminder that if you invent characters or make up stories to post on /britfeel/ you are lower than the ugliest wizard autist.

>>38594682
Get this shit off /britfeel/

>>38594705
Can't shag. Read the sticky.

>>38594708
Why? I'm trying to help you guys out!

>>38594712
show me irl then

>>38594745
Is this SS Anon?

>>38594707
t. the ugliest wizard autist

>>38594707
Making up characters is funny and stories is funny. There is always some retard that thinks it is real

Fuck the fuck off to those anime erp threads already

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how often do you bath/shower anons?

>tfw the only terminally Ill britfeel poster

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>>38594825
here u go lad

it's only a joke haha sorry

>>38594812
Every day lad I have a shower.

Sometimes I'll have a nice shower too, but mainly shower.

>>38594825
aww, what is it lad?

>tell friend yesterday I have the house to myself and we can hang out all day
>friend hasn't contacted me since I said this
I wish I didn't even say I was fucking free. God I fucking hate being given the cold shoulder worst feeling ever.

>>38594903
I'll come around lad ;))))

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I want an asian gf 2bh

Ebin did you watch that movie? If you didn't I swear to allah I will give you a taste of my shoe

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>>38594919
I'm 1 hour 21mins in, I had a long nap in between

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>>38594896
Same lad, can't be bothered with baths

>>38594812
It used to be every day but this summer it's gone to every other day. As soon as there is a noticeable smell from my armpits I jump in the shower. You?

>>38594902
Cystic fibrosis
tbqh

Guess who's getting heinz spaghetti and sausages haha

>>38594919
He deserves a plastic flip flop worn by an American at most

>>38594937
Baths are nice once in a while just to have a long soak. Not gay honest, but nothng beats a nice wee soak in the tub while listening to some music or having a read of a book.

>>38594947
There's another guy here who had terminal brain cancer/tumor

>tfw you drink so much that you double back and sober up again

>>38594812
In between sixth form and uni right now and since I don't have to go anywhere I haven't bathed since sixth form broke up over a month ago. During sixth form I showered once a week but stopped all together near the end when I realised it was pointless and I had no image or reputation to uphold

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>>38594945
see: >>38594937
But generally yeah, it's either every day or if I'm lazy or some shit I'll keep it to every other day but I'll have a wash in the baisin
>>38594960
my bath is absolute cancer and everything drains super slow here, so it won't go down for an hour at least lad :(
It can be alright but it just isn't comfy for me normally

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What's going on in Japan lads?

>>38594825
Can't imagine how shitty that must be mate. Sending some feels your way.

If it makes you feel any better, a lot of us will probably kill ourselves before you kick the bucket haha.

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>>38595007
>Ebin's sock has more compassion and empathy than Ebin himself

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>>38594996
Laaaaaad you should at least have a 5min shower
It makes you feel much better about yourself honestly, nice shower and new bedsheets is the ultimate comfy-feel
Goodluck on the 17th though, I'm waiting too

>>38594036
What a utter bellend you are.

>>38595007
My feet will be a bit cold if you did that, reconsider

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>>38592432
HAPPY TWENTY-SIXTH, OUR DEAR, BELOVED, MAGNIFICENT, DIVINE, ETERNAL, SUPREME GENTLEMAN RULER

>>38595029
Ebin with the banter
>>38594947
Sucks lad, hang in there desu

>>38595001
Honestly hope this doesn't happen, if I wanted a titcow I would date a filthy gaijin. The petiteness, smallness and kawaiiness of jap girls is their whole attraction

>>38595021
this made me kek

even hitler liked dogs, ebin won't even let anybody laugh or else he gets triggered

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>mental health councillor coming over tomorrow

>>38594999
You tried putting bleach down the drain lad? I find that when the bath at mine drains slowly just unclogg the hair and bleach down the drain and it's right as new.

>>38595001
Estrogen in the water innit. That's also why their men are so effeminate
can't complain though

tfw you forget to take your trip off and it actually ends up rather humorous.

EBIN TELL YOUR MUM TO WASH ME RIGHT THIS SECOND.

>>38595047
t. low test

Busty petite is absolute patrician tier. You just sound like a pedo

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>not heard anything about the referral I got a month ago

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>>38594910
anglo celts > you're waifus

>>38595024
>It makes you feel much better about yourself honestly
This is what my mum keeps saying, but I just say to her 'but I don't feel bad about it in the first place'

>Goodluck on the 17th though, I'm waiting too
cheers for letting me know the date, I actually didn't know it and haven't even thought about it once. strange feel that it's less than a month away already. I remember last year it felt like ages waiting for it for AS results. Good luck to you too lad

>>38595021
I already like his sock more.

>>38595054
Had some sort of drain cleaner shit knocking about but didn't use because apparently it's external and I don't want some council lad having a nasty surprise even though it would probably be massively diluted by the time it got to where they were working Generally though I'm lucky, worker was telling me that a couple houses down were having sewage come up through their bath whenever upstairs had a shower.

>>38595073
I barely change my socks desu, I change my boxers a lot but my socks don't seem to be worth changing sometimes

Genuinely love Interstellar so much, what a beautiful film

>>38595047
>He doesn't know asians with large arse or tits are god tier.

>>38595079
>hurr me like big boobs big ass big hips hurr
I actually do like kiddies

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>tfw not only does ebin's wall harbour a mold ecosystem, but his sock has been inseminated with so much jizz that it becam sentient

>>38595073
I'm far too busy having fun with Tilde atm. Ebin, just wash it with your piss, it's what you normally do right?

>>38595103
Oh and I haven't forgotten the time you jizzed on me you sick fuck.

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>>38595092
You don't have to feel bad IMO. It just sort of inflates your mood, and I do it every time I need to feel productive. Either way it's whatever floats your boat.
And yeah I'm pretty sure its the 17th, I've been bricking it haha. I honestly didn't even really care about the AS results last year, I just went away and played games and shit desu

>>38595101
I had that once, kinda. My toilet kept overflowing with shit because of an issue with the water mains or something. Wasn't even my fault it was a few doors along. Didn't even get any comp or clean up service. If I was yank minded I would have sued.

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>>38595139
wh-what are you d-doing with tilde?

>>38595107
imagine watching interstellar and crying at the end... h-haha...

Hows it going my fellow people.

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Lads I think I've got bursitis coming.

8 eps into attack on titan.

I think it is good so far. I like the art style, action and the world is pretty interesting.

>>38595162
Skinning him for being a filthy infidel. Inshallah.

>>38595117
I knew it you sick fuck. I'm reporting you to mummy May, she'll get you

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>>38595155
Aye, I'm pretty sure our toilet did overflow recently - I woke to piss in the middle of the night and it was absolutely soaked, had to wash my feet and in the morning it was all fucking yellow and still wet through. Big cleanup job and the mat was just thrown away desu. Thankfully it was bottom floor and concrete otherwise it would have leaked straight through honestly.

Remember to report all avatarfagging. Like 38595162

Could do with a wank, post some arseholes. Male, female, they all poo poo the same slime.