/britfeel/

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>Another thread full of high quality, well thought out posts with absolutely no tripfags in sight edition

ah yes

>>38196746

Muhammad wasn't a kiddie feeler.

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I want it to be Christmas again

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>>38196777
Ah yes, just another great /britfeel/ thread, what could go wrong?

>>38196746
>getting a job at mcdonalds
>hardcore english nationlist despite only being half english and half indian
>spend all my money on drugs and booze
>no friends
idk what I wanted to say with this post but hi

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Where's that Sir Slothington?

I want my money or else Ceiran gets it.

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Tell me why I shouldn't factory restore my laptop

All of my memes, britfeel images, videos stuff memories gone. Starting over sounds quite nice.

repost

>>38196746
Why are Polish girls such whores?
Swear down, Poland needed communism. If not for the nationalistic males Poland would be filled with blacks and pajeets.
You cannot trust a woman with leading a country.

>>38196813
>loose lots of things
>gain nothing
Go for it

>>38196777
what would you do if someone walked over to you in real life and whispered "britfeel" in your ear and then proceeded to fart on you?

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>>38196746
keep on keeping on, /britfeel/!

>>38196850
well since they whispered it they'd have to turn around and position themselves to fart so I'd have legged it before then

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>>38196689
All the stories have been told
Of kings and days of old,
But there's no england now.
All the wars that were won and lost
Somehow don't seem to matter very much anymore.
All the lies we were told,
All the lies of the people running round,
They're castles have burned.
Now i see change,
But inside we're the same as we ever were.

Living on a thin line,
Tell me now, what are we supposed to do?
Living on a thin line,
Tell me now, what are we supposed to do?
Living on a thin line,
Living this way, each day is a dream.
What am i, what are we supposed to do?
Living on a thin line,
Tell me now, what are we supposed to do?

Now another century nearly gone,
What are we gonna leave for the young?
What we couldn't do, what we wouldn't do,
It's a crime, but does it matter?
Does it matter much, does it matter much to you?
Does it ever really matter?
Yes, it really, really matters.

>>38196839
idk, having a clean laptop sounds nice. No bad bookmarks, just a clean normal laptop. I wouldn't be able to get back on steam which has bad memories, would be less cluttered, would be able to take it out with me. might make me more motivated

>>38196850

I'd try and make friends with him.

>>38196900
what if they ran after you though until you ran out of breathe - farted and then said "sniff up".

here is a better question. what if i ran into your house and then room while punching your walls while shouting "britfeel warrior", then fart and said "sniff up". assume that this person trapped you in your room

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>hopefully getting my Switch on Monday
I really hope Dragon Quest XI gets a western release date some time in the next 3 years.

>>38196956
What games are you getting for it?

>>38196953
i'd accept defeat and sniff up I guess, I'd be probably too panicked to realize what I'm smelling anyway and wonder whats coming next

>>38196956
what would you do if someone broke into your house and smashed your nintendo switch while shouting "britfeel warrior" ?

David, the wind blows

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>>38196956
>Dragon Quest XI
>XI

>>38197013
>>38196953

Don't listen to him ebin, I'm the only one that knows your address and I wouldn't do any of that

>>38197017
I hear the wind blow, I hear the wind blow
It seems to say, "Hello, hello, I'm the one who loves you so."

Time for a midnight workout lads. My punishment for being suck a druggo last couple of days

>>38197061
its a hypothetical question

what would you do if someone broke into your house, eat all your food, and then took a shit on your bed?

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>>38196980
Puyo Puyo Tetris and Disgaea 5 Complete for now. Splatoon 2 in two weeks. I already have Zelda and MK8 on the Wii U, and I don't want to get Arms until it's cheaper.

>>38197128
Tried to play the D5 demo, was too much of a grindfest for me. Honestly I can't imagine playing Zelda on a WiiU, especially with the Switch patches so it runs at a solid 30 outside of korok forest. If you like bomberman you should give that a go since Konami are updating it still I think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNAr5tzZxdk

anyone else remember this shit?

Someone give me money to fulfill my addictions

>>38196956
I just want a decent port of VIII to PC because it emulates like shit

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>>38197183
I like SRPGs, and grinding isn't a problem for me desu.

Zelda runs better on the Wii U than handheld mode Switch, I had no problems with it. I might sell my Wii U copy and buy the Switch version if that next DLC pack convinces me to buy the pass for the game though.

I heard Bomberman was on sale on the eShop for like 26 quid or something? I am interested in it especially since they added Vic Viper. I'll probably pick up Blaster Master Zero and Mighty Gunvolt Burst as well.

>>38197305
someone give me heroin desu

>>38197299

That is gonna be on a loop for the next 2 hours now

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>>38196746
Just found out that sex changes are funded by the NHS.
If you ever paid tax a part of it would be spend on sex change surgeries so males could become foul deceptions and maintain their delusions.
We should have more control over how our taxes are spent.

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I will be 25 year old in 3 days

>>38197415
I'm perfectly ok with funding desusans tbqh

>>38197317
I can only seem to find comparisons from before the 1.1.2 update, after the only comparison can offer is that the game ran smoother in any mode when compared to my friend's WiiU, I'd say get it down the line with the DLC when it gets a bit cheaper, or get it 2nd hand then buy the DLC pack.

Holding off on giving it a second playthrough till that 2nd part of the DLC gets put it with the new dungeon.

>>38197305

Give me money instead, I don't take any drugs or smoke

https://www.paypal.me/anonsfund

>was doing to drink my last can of cider
>look into the draw I put it in
>loose nail pierced the can and it leaked everwhere. Now I have a sticky draw and no cider.

>>38197582
Neither do I. I'm a gambling addict

>>38197616

same actually, I was hoping to get some funds for it.

Are you gambleanon? Glad you're back as a regular

>>38197610
As a fan of drinking, I feel your pain mate

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Daily reminder that gambling is the best vice

captcha: casino

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>Mummy driving me home
>she says a fat bloke walking down the road looks like the honey monster
>I say she looks like the honey monster
>She tells me to start taking the bus, storms upstairs when we get home

>>38197643
Nah that ain't me. I gamble on gacha games myself which sounds weak as shit but it fucks me hard. Blown over 400 quid in the last month or so

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>>38196746
A naughty little Cilla post, lads.

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that's 2 bags of doughnuts
or do I keep going for a second wristband

>>38197770
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee not in my English toenail clipping thread

>>38197804
5 hours for 2 bags of doughnuts?

Not sure that's very clever time management, anon

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>>38196746
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>28 year old man comes into the surgery
>Hot weather has caused him to sweat profusely
>Attracted a lot of fleas that have bitten his arm
>Wants me to give him some calamine lotion
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>tfw my psp doesn't work anymore

>>38197028
>Pursue high-value slimes

>>38197837
well my progress on the fusion reactor has stalled lately
was gonna work on third world famine but I'm just lazy

I play in 10k point intervals
this was cumulitive over almost 3 days
I've been watching SGDQ the entire time

>Working 40 hour week from Sunday until Wednesday
>Wednesday night the new shift rota comes out
>I'm scheduled from Thursday until Monday
>Literally being asked to work 9 10 hour shifts in a row with no days off

My new theory is that being alone makes you more robotic every day. It's a vicious cycle.

Go on lads tell me who killed notorious BIG I know you guys know who did it

>>38197837
>clever time management
this might be an argument on literally any other part of the internet
but this is /r9k/

>>38197859
good hairline for a man his age

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>>38197832
Cilla is here to stay, chuck

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It really is a shame that shipposting died a death, but it's gone now and I've made my peace with that. Basically my entire life in 2016 revolved around it. I'd constantly be trying to think up new ones during the day, sometimes I'd struggle and other days I'd have a flurry of 4-5. When I had those flurries I'd keep a few in the bank for slow days to keep a consistent daily flow going.

>>38197941
Liverpool was a mistake

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>>38197883
>tfw bought a vita

>>38197925
It was the vengeful spirit of Guan Yu. Xi and his predecessors keep this fact hidden, of course.

Source: My Dad works in Diyu

a pot of noodles 211cal, pack of crisps 130cal, small brownie 90cal makes up my final meal of the day, i beat temptation and im on track to losing weight guys

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>>38198044
Good choice lad it's a super comfy piece of hardware

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The pater my friend. tattie ears but noun round hear can

Five threads though the idea off one man can burn of the worth of a life in Devon


>Ebin the last that lost yo u who &&&&&&&&

>>38198068
How obese are you currently lad?

>>38197941
you spammed this for about 2 days last time then gave up

>>38198040
nah lah, liverpool is boss. you're chattin wool bs

>>38198068
>I'm trying to lose weight
classic sign of never gonna make it

show, don't tell

>>38198108

Let him have his forced meme lad

Is there any thing I can help with

>today I was thinking about corpate hotel meanings

>>38198108
he'd probably have given up by tomorrow if you hadnt pointed it out

I dont mind a forced meme if its good but this one just seems pointless

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I hate the holidays. My sleep schedule is fucked and all I'm doing is sitting around wanking.

bored af

To solder a light sabre tooth tiger

>Quantified Erasing

(HE CAN CATCH MEME)

>>38198132

Britfeel is built upon a foundation of forced memes

>>38198142
It's your own fault lad.

>>38198087
is the ps vita actually any good? i always forget it exists. i cant recall any good games coming out for it. psp was great for its retro "remakes" and the odd exclusive

>>38198181
mind control falls short of continues control

>coon cunt reach a buck up

>>38198035
>young male comes into the surgery
>tells how his life revolved around shipposting
>he's glad that it's finally over
>wants me to leave his mind alone
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>38198103
still almost 20kg overweight, im at 77kg and need to make it to around 55kg

>>38198117
already made a fair bit of progress, just feeling chuffed being able to beat the cravings today and wanted to post it

Ship was back in the news 3 weeks ago

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-40302882

Degenerate paki shitposters are just part and parcel of posting in a major general

>>38198220
>55kg
How fucking tall are you?

>>38198253
5'4 or something, ultra manlet

going to be a chef soon lads

i finally made it

>>38198087
After beating persona 4 and steins gate 0 I can't really get into anything else on it. I've tried gravity rush, neptunia, wipeout and some other stuff but there isn't anything there that's really grabbed me other than those two. I feel like I've wasted a lot of cash on it for no return honestly.

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>>38197917
of course - your social skills degrade without practice and your mood worsens with each day

>>38198297
enjoy the head chef burning you will you get something wrong

HE WEED DARE NO SAY has 3once 2twice and a hoe do I count like b

>lads
>got ta pay the pills at the end of the 2525252525252525 no sheep the over obbsevent hawk at MIT
>be be no I'll be ill me

>>38198312
i already work in a kitchen as a porter, so i know what to expect

just tired of washing pots senpai

>>38198262
>5'4

i feel sorry for you. i thought i was small enough at 5 ft 8. are you at least asian?

my height does not bother most of the time but its annoying when women are taller than me in heels because of how picky they are about height. And i find it degrading when guys will say shit like "where is my small mate".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRNvOXiwNRo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRNvOXiwNRo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRNvOXiwNRo

2:00

So I bought this fucking truckle of chilli and lime cheese at an annual food festival last month. And holy shit this stuff is weird.
On it's own it's like eating a fucking parozone flavoured cheese, but put that shit on a cracker and now it's a spicy cheesecake.

What happened to truck boys?
Found it rather amusing.

night

man a hand in front of your face not touching not touching not touching not touching touching not touching not touching not touching touching not touching not touching not touching touching not touching not touching not touching touching not touching not touching not touching touching not touching not touching not touching touching not touching not touching not touching the nth bicit

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Milk Cat 113

>>38198353
not even asian lad lol

>>38198389
ayyy I missed you lad

>>38198381
I didn't get it and I never cared for it at all. Glad to see it sent to the meme graveyard along with that faggot Varg

>>38198389
hmm are those all my coins

>top two where is bonsai,Bonsai second richest man in the world?

>>top

>have to sign in to watch question time on iplayer now
literally why

>>38198389
>But what IS milk?
>What is it really?
>Yes, I know its flavour and its composition
>I know the individual components that makes up the milk
>I know the molecules that make up the components
>I know the dairy process and the industry all too well
>But what is the milk that I am looking at right now?
>Who is doing the looking?
>What is the milk to the cat and who is the cat?
...
>I need some milk

>Girl on snapchat says she wants a guy to hug her
>Didn't go out of my way and post an autistic reply
I'm gonna make it to normie-status soon lads guaranteed

>>38198390
how has it effected you? tbf, i used to be mates with a guy who was 5 ft 6 and he was really confident and had a lot of gfs.

>>38198389
I've never noticed this before but there is a man in the back of the Milk Cat image with grey hands and a frayed suit. What is the story here?

>>38198461
most normies probably would have tried saying something cringy like "aww, well im always up for a hug :)"

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The moon is quite lovely isn't it lads

>>38198463
don't think it has affected me too much, at least not consciously, im a shut in neet though who rarely leaves the house, but it wasn't my height which made me afraid of every one and everything outside, funnily enough me being a shut in was how i got fat, no motivation, in bed all day and hooked my pc up so i could use it without leaving bed, lived off kebab, pizzas etc, making changes though

>>38198513
I've always felt as though the moon's expression betrays emotional hurt

>>38198197
It's great for weeb games and hardware wise it's build quality is exceptional, best d-pad ever.

when flux is off I'm angry but when it's on I'm nice and calm.

I don't think I'm ever taking it off.

>>38198461
should say "i want your pussy walls to hug my cock you fucking slag"

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>Go on pornhub for a quick wank
>Oddly enough, a clip of Babestation is on the front page
>Girl seems pretty fit, whip it out
>For some reason decided to check the comments
>"R.I.P baby girl, gone too soon"
>Turned out she actually died
Felt pretty weird desu

>>38198557
did you finish the job to her, out of respect?

>>38198491
I think that's more of a virgin thing to say

>>38198491
"bae really cheered me up now xx"

>>38198557
what did the bitch die of? crack, car crash, or black boyfriend?

>>38198572
No, even I have limits.
>>38198621
I think it said an aneurysm due to drinking? Although she had her throat slashed by an ex before.

So I've had no appetite for a while, finally managed to get something down me tonight, just threw it all up

What the fuck is my problem? I'm not fat so I don't have any issues about my weight.

>>38198647
>aneurysm due to drinking? Although she had her throat slashed by an ex before.
absolute STATE of babestation

>>38198647
bit risrespectful of you lad, she would be looking down from heaven wanting you to do the job for her

>>38198693
Be honest, you crack one off to beheadings all the time so it's no biggie for you.

>>38198699
>showing a bit of respect for a poor girl who passed away is the same as releasing the beast to beheading videos

what did he mean by this?

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>>38198381
YOU WANT TRUCK?

>>38198528
you can do it lad. i believe in you.

>>38198532
would probably consider getting one if i had more time. im quite happy just playing my ps4 atm tbqh

>>38198713
Hey that wasn't me.

One wallet halted none created another poof lad humiliated the long road to Kev yeah he brought Kev all the way far the toon. Short Harper and a crew cut is all me and Kev knew but me and Kev did know a ONE of oh our seven valleys fella short between the valley field and the Oakley bonsai sat in the satisfied gaff ohh what a laugh black hair and sounds like a phone call stop hall the blast was for a like a life his list or last I can flew new once but gift shop a hip hop and out he stole the view had copy as printed pretenders, Bowie is all I nooooooooooooooooooooo I have an axe and only a patient patent to be enistien or another all but a Marc Antony and scratch a table like a name Marc beat mark

0nly fake ebin fans are real

>your future

hmmmum huuumu bonsai

>nhs saint

>>38198753
Schizophrenics are just the worst

>>38198774

What do say to flop Peers?

do you fags ever actually talk about Britain in this thread?

>>38198753
this isnt the kind of stuff robots are supposed to post when they get past the captcha. soz for the inconvenience guys

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>>38198834
is no problem frend

It's a good thing if your credit limit gets raised, right?

>>38198980
Not if you fall for the credit trap

It's only good if you can afford it

To the bong kid currently in Alicante: Sorry for chatting with your parents on the street out of the blue. I'm drunk as fuck, and it was nice to speak with someone that knew my language, especially after spending the evening in a strip club with a bunch of romanian chicks. If you want to chat with a filthy colonial, you should have seen when I flashed you my steam profile on my phone - or just post here. Sucks about the country bro, and sorry that your parents have such pozzed politics.

t. that American sailor

>>38198998
I treat it like a debit card and pay it all off every month like a /goodboy/

>>38198980

I've worked for 4 banks and none of them do it as a kind of way to thank loyal clients, they just do it hoping you'll fall for the idea of more money to burn that you don't actually need, the kindness disappears when you can't pay it back

>>38198557
what was her name lad?

my former pornfu died as well ;_; she used to be on babestation

http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Savannah_Gold

>>38199246
I'll keep that in mind, lad. But assuming I keep using it the way I do, surely this can only be to my benefit, right?

>>38198688
she was a pornstar as well, I remember her getting sacked from babestation for being drunk and groping the girls

see >>38199304

shame

>>38199304

>unironically liking this disgusting slag with wonky fake tits

how

What is your sexuality if you sometimes fap to traps and femboy stuff, but at the same time, you know that you wouldn't ever be into that sort of thing in real life?

Does it still count as gay just because you fap to it, or do you actually have to be into it irl in order for it to be gay?

>>38199404
Welcome to the world of prison gay lad

You're not quite full blown prison gay yet. You need to email gays here and flirt with them for a while, before finally realizing you don't like guys all along, before you can call yourself that

But you're well on your way!

>>38199379
she was really cute when she was young but then in her last few years she got a lot of stupid surgery like most porn tarts do

>>38199404
Probably not that gay. Having said that, I'm into that and then did lewd things with a boy and we've been pretty happy together for the last few months.

>>38199454
I don't really buy the concept of "prison gay", and also I don't think I like guys at all, that's my point - also:
>realizing
YANKS

>>38199472
How feminine is he?

>>38199304
>died
This is usually a euphemism for leaving porn she might be alive.

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>>38199304
>PIctures before and after breast enlargement
>If you look closely she also transitioned from innie to roastie

>>38199553
Nah lad, prison gay does exist. It's been a thing in furry for over a decade

You'd be shocked how many of them only fuck guys because they can't get women

>>38199553
It does exist. You might be watching trap shit though because you have watched too much normal porn

>>38199553
>How feminine is he?
Kind of feminine I guess.

>>38199588
the internet only found out that she died in 2011 by a listing or something at a funeral home/crematorium

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>>38198557
>>38199304
Thinking about it I'd probably mourn the death of Ai Uehara if I were alive for it

>>38199756
uehara is such a fucking normie choice, she is overrated

>>38199611
>>38199663
I don't think you can really learn to be gay though, I mean you either are or you aren't. As soon as you meet up with a boy irl and he smells like a boy instead of a girl, and he's bony instead of all soft and stuff, I think the illusion will be ruined forever.

I dunno, it torments be a bit lately. Probably never gonna have sex with either gender, so I think I'll just try and put it out of my mind and keep masturbating to softcore amateur trap pictures anyway

>>38199693
fair enough

>tfw Amadahy died and it turned out to be real

>>38199782
Yeah, I know. But I've yet to find an idol I think is cuter.

>>38196900

Booo booo
https://youtu.be/P7ikYrFhVqs
>https://youtu.be/TMbd6tuKcTM
>>#

I really wish anime wasn't so animeish. Its a good medium for telling stories that couldn't be portrayed using live action but all that god damn weeb shit puts me off it completely. I wish it didn't have to be this way. I wish there were western cartoon with well thought out stories but other than avatar there's fuck all.

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>watching JAV
>notice the poor girl has cuts on her arm
>it was uncensored so it was probably a Yakuza job

might buy a birthday cake and scoff the whole thing

for me, it's izumi marin

Lost a bet with my gf. lads and the bet was that if i lost, she would get to choose anyone at her office to fuck. anyway, long story short, she brought back a fairly young black co-worker who was new to her office. anyway, i found out that not only does size matter, but it's pretty much the only thing that matters because i had never heard her scream and moan like that before with me. hearing her say he was pounding her cervix and that she could "feel it in her throat" was some of the hottest sex i had ever seen or heard. but all the hesitation i felt about it before was totally unnecessary. just make sure you find a good bull, which can be difficult. we've got two, so we're really lucky in that respect.

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truck lyf

facebook memes are breddy gud y'know
flagging on this side of the pond but still

Beer the vaaaaand that can varnish teak peaks to cum correct and say what sold for sold nigger cookies

>>38200030

That's fucking depressing, mate.

>>38200171
so randum xD haha

>>38200166
i think you're in the wrong place m8.
this is /britfeel/ not /cuckfeel/
gb2reddit

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>>38200030
>tfw read about how girls are coerced into prostitution and pornography to pay off their (and their families) debts to the mafia
>in basically every country, japan, china, russia
>feels bad man

>>38200209
Yes, I'm probably overthinking it. But at the same time I can't possibly imagine what life must be like being a girl owned by a crime syndicate

>>38200166
Too edgy 4 me
desu

been listening to stevie ray vaughan on repeat since 10 oclock

>>38200166
this gave a rock hard boner tbqwy lads

>>38200299

Just gotta masturbate to the memories of girls who never loved you back, and orc/elf tumblr sketches. It's the only way to be an ethical wanker these days.

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>>38200209
cutters are cute

fuck off bot cunt

>>38200308
>>38200343

forgotblox

>>38200251
>>38200312
the tripfags and their low class gang of council estate racuists are really bringing this place down. Go back to /pol.

>>38200343
don't forget babestation

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Took this creepshot on the train earlier. lads.

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>>38200457
reddit tier weak bait desuuuuuu

>>38200457
Holy fuck, are you an ogre?

>>38200507
yet someone still falls for it

>>38197415
NHS shouldn't be used for cosmetic surgeries ffs.

>>38197415
I don't have a problem with this, usually leads to suicide anyway.

>>38200511
>>38200493
should not have said anything. it would have been funny

>>38200520
This. Alright with paying for therapy and that especially because I'll be using it soon but cosmetic surgery is a no-no

>>38200520
All every and everything it's the No Hole bullshiteded wheree the fuck do you think ive been the last twelve years?

>>38200493
>>38200511
I'll post it again in the morning thread. This time don't ruin it, you philistine.

>>38200567
Mental issues and therapy should be done.
But wanting to chop your cock off, get bigger tits, have your nose done etc. Fuck right off. Pay for them because they are optional things you want.

If NHS have to do surgeries, they should do only really obvious fake ones so people feel inclined to pay for their own.

>>38200541
So it's a waste of money giving them the surgery. Save the money for better shit.

>>38197415
I can't imagine much worse than having gender dysphoria so I'm glad they can get treated.

Just remember, you can develop gender dysphoria at any time.

>>38200638
>So it's a waste of money
they'll kill themselves before they get old, it'll be cheaper in the long run

>>38200664
>you can develop gender dysphoria at any time
especially when pretending to be a woman online or in online video games and getting that sweet sweet male attention

>>38200638
On a similar note, should the NHS stop treating fatties and smokers, since they have some of the biggest drain on the it?
I'm going to say yes on repeat offences.

>>38200664
Then they should pay for it.

People who are born or develop asthma don't get freebies, they have to pay for the ability to continue breathing. Why should someone who thinks they should have a vagina get that for free?

>>38200685
>should the NHS stop treating fatties and smokers
I'd say yes. Maybe just the once but put a note saying they must improve or the service will be denied from the next time onwards. If they don't, let them kill themselves.

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I'm going to be looking out for the fox again from 03:10 to 03:30. This time I'll be ready and get lots of good pics/vids

A faint far off gay group of geese and a grey eye while they fly all in the Saint succulent ultimate show a blow on cont? Is OK oak fefe this won't take death and be one the last gun a Jedi saying no slaying song but if it's a sharpe left and a felt dropping the night as we know it will change the sorry are the strange good bye boys

>six weeks to the second on Dee Lad Kay

What easy thing should I draw tonight, lads?

>>38196906
It's
In
Thee
Eyes
first
time
no
Next
Time
Yes
For
The
Party
https://youtu.be/bd2B6SjMh_w

>>38200831
Please draw a fox and a creepy slimy /britfeel/er covertly taking pictures of it from his bedroom window, ta lad

dark times ahead very dark times

>>38200831
Sexy Kev suplexing Tilde.

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>>38200762
Looking forward to it lad, here's one i met

I SEE IT LADS I SEE IT ITS FAR AWAY ITS COMING

>>38200906
>>38200916
Started drawing something else, but I'll definitely try to do these if I remember

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would actually quite like a cute girl to have a wee on me

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>>38200915
ah yes, embrace it

>>38200967
Sexy Kev suplexing Tilde while a creepy slimy /britfeel/ covertly takes pictures of it. There is also a fox present.

>>38200986

i HATE having a piss fetish, it just feels like im missing out

>tfw you will never drunkenly piss in public with your gf on the way home from a night out

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>>38201029
piss is unironically the best fetish

>tfw drunk girls piss all over the place constantly but I hate drinking alcohol and going to pubs/clubs

>>38200996
And a Reliant Robin driving past the background

>>38201112

i hardly ever get to see them but when i do they always seem to be with boyfriends so it just makes me jealous and elliotrogerish

Going on a lads holiday next Thursday lads

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>turn the robot back on
>I hate ALL of you mitherfuckers
>watch
>https://youtu.be/di7dZwidXZU
>what profit?
>bang

>>38201127
With a Truck boy driving?

>>38201292
Reliant Robin getting chased by truck boys would be better

teaks that work

>Johnny
>tk
>Johno
Her my win
Jay Iare Whine

beans for fiends

Special needs

toot toot the last mane caught walking

scene

Soft sock kettle to wait a was wrist and and anchor the bad dog biachia lost the truth in collar who who way possible delinquent despitle the truffle in the trifekk LeL kek about six month past tense

Going to sleep now lads. Nighty night

Hi lads, foxlad here. I ended up going outside actively searching for the fox. I recorded several videos where I narrated whilst I searched. Even better is that I also recorded the audio of mum telling me off when I came in. Gonna upload the vids to youtube and post the links here soon

I didn't find the fox

>>38201755
Sweet dreams, Fat Albert.

Goodnight britfeel. Good work, sleep well. I'll most likely kill myself in the morning

>>38201768
Looking forward to the OC

>>38200927
Nice lad, pretty good photo too. What time did you take this?

>>38201942
1am, was even a good few people about actually and it was casually wandering up the street

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40520125

normies btfo
soon they will all be infertile

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light outside

hate summer

>>38202471
S G O N O R R H O E A
U
P
E
R

NOT SPAM FUCKING ROBOT

>>38202471
>'Thrusting gonorrhoea bacteria into this environment through oral sex can lead to super-gonorrhoea.'
Kek, I hope I don't get super-gonorrhoea

>>38202471

thank god I've not had any sort of intimate relations for over 10 years with absolutely no prospect of them reoccuring in the future

>>38202537
that chilly morning air though

>>38202737
You might already have dormant diseases. Maybe HPV, basically everybody has that

>>38202779
>basically everybody
roastie logic

>>38202689
If anyone on /britfeel/ gets super gonorrhoea first, it's gonna be Ebin or Tilde.

>>38202779

I'm not a slut, anon.

surprisingly nor original

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Has anyone got any tips for making good egg fried rice. I have a nice induction hob that gets super high temps and a nice Tefal induction wok, but I can't get super tasty meals.

Is leaving it to dry out for a day essential.

>>38202944
Make sure you rinse the rice before cooking, put it in a bowl and swill it about with water and drain until the water runs clear.
Boil the rice
Not essential to leave it over night but leaving it in the fridge till the next day does make it better
stir fry it in sesame oil, add a little dark soy maybe
once the rice is basically done shift it to one side of the bowl, add a little more oil if need be and pour beaten egg into the free side of the bowl, give it a few seconds to start cooking then start folding it over itself like making scrambled eggs
at this point stir the rice into the egg to break the egg up

You need to do the separation or you can end up just having the egg way too thin on the rice and it just turns to stodge rather than rice with little bits of egg.

stir in some chopped spring onion.

Best thing I've found for learning how to do this stuff is going on youtube, searching for the recipe then finding the ones who look most like old asian mums

>>38203111

To be honest, what I've been doing is boiling the rice and leaving it out for an hour and then putting it in the wok with sunflower oil and then adding 3 eggs over the top immediately. Then I add sauce and just stir it all for 10 minutes.

>>38203204
I mean what I'd consider most important is removing the starch from the rice and cooking the egg to the side before mixing. Not doing those leads to stodge in my experience

Just did a urine sample to send to the doctors lads, there was like white crystals in there piled up at the bottom. Am I dying

>>38202821
It's true, 85% of sexually active people catch HPV

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/articles/understanding-hpv

>>38202851
Had sex with someone who's not a virgin? You've got HPV. Hell, even kissing gives you it

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>tfw boiled eggs with soldiers for dipping
like being a kid again

>>38203392
Take a pic please desu desu

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>>38203363
>heh this can't be true
>'HPV is so common that most sexually-active men and women will get at least one type of HPV at some point in their lives'

>>38203404
Sorry, I already ate it

>>38203392
top breakfast lad

>decide to go clubbing with female friend after market research work you made out with once years back and then subsequently friendzoned you and you haven't seen her in a year
>she flakes a few hours before cos she lost her passport
>go to market research
>feel tired and dead and a bit down
>cba clubbing want to go home
>"no come on anon go out you might have a good time"

>walk on the tube
>recognize dude from market research
>"are you going to (x club)"
>"yeah anon come with!"

>hang out with his squad of very friendly energetic happy lads all night
>party all night
>end up talking to the head of a music label a bit who gives encouraging advice about persuing DJing
>end up making out with 9.5/10 ridiculously hot friend of one of the dude's gfs before leaving with her number

and now I'm still awake from getting home 3 hours ago

I don't think I can go to sleep I'm too happy and excited for what could happen with this qt now

she's got a decent character too I suggested we buy drinks and automatically tried to pay for hers but without me even saying anything she went "here anon let's split it" let's see what happens

I haven't made out with anyone in nearly a year and anons trust me when it comes to women it gets easier and easier the more experience you get so I am deffo making sure the ball does not stop rolling with making stuff happen whilst I'm young and if it fucks up fuck it there will always be more girls

>>38203598
Well done lad, proud of you
>I haven't made out with anyone in nearly a year
REE Chad leave, etc.

whats the lewdest thing youve done lads?

i had a wee in a 19 year old black girls mouth once

>>38203598
Grats lad, making out with girls on night outs is ridiculously easy, robots should do it more often.

>go to spoons with mates and get hammered on jagerbombs and pitchers
>tell them I'm going to go to tescos to get some jammy dodgers, don't fucking recall why
>group of student girls going to a club nearby start talking to me and tell me I should go with
>do
>mates start asking where I am and I have no clue so one of the cute girls I'm with takes my phone and tells them
>proceeds to take a photo of us and she tells me to kiss her
>make out with her for a good few minutes until my mates arrive and I leave to go the club we were meant to go to

>>38204198
>>tell them I'm going to go to tescos to get some jammy dodgers

howling lad

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still chugging along

>tfw almost 30 and still listening to mallgoth
What the fuck lads, I really need to kill myself.

>>38204704
What the fuck is mallgoth?
What makes it different to typical goth music?

>>38204766
Remember the 15-19 year olds who use to hang about shopping centres in black and listened to shit like Lacuna Coil, AFI, HIM, Marilyn Manson, Murderdolls etc...
Not stuff like the cure or Nine Inch Nails. Not that that stuff is much better.

And yet here I am listening to it for the first time in years and I'm not turned off by how 'edgy' and shit it is.

Just smacked my head off the radiator and it's bleeding profusely lads should I see a doctor

>>38204868
Won't lie. I like a bit of Manson and listened to the fuck out of Murderdolls. Cheesy as fuck but Manson stuff is quite good outside of the main songs.

Start wageslvery today my boys

minimum wage at the age of 27.

i think the monotony of wage slavery and the normies ill be working among will be what will finally push me over the edge.

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>>38204891
>anon comes into the surgery
>complains of smacking his head on the radiator
>his head is bleeding profusely
>wants me to close the wound
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>38205297
>starting a job on a Friday

weird

>>38205740
Not him but if he's working part time it makes sense to start on his shift tbqh

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Just sharing this funny picture. I thought you would like it :)

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>>38205297
Don't become edgy lad.

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Morning lads. If anyones going the shop can you pick me up a lethal dose please?

>>38205297
Good luck mate. You're going to need it.

>>38204766
>>38205422
>>38205977
>>38206000
Some really nice Kevs just lately. I'm glad to see he is still here watching.

>>38205977
The amount of people getting cancer screenings tripled in the aftermath of Jade's death

quick clean of my GPU and it's under 50 again
I can play games now
but I don't want to ;_;

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>Go to tesco to buy water
>500ml bottles 55p - 85p
>2 LITRE bottle 50p

Fucking stupid desu

>>38206221
>falling for the bottled water meme

>>38206221
Why not just have it from the tap lad?

>>38206221
but who's going to carry a 2L bottle of water around all day?

>>38206339
M-Me

My family makes fun of me when I take it to restaurants

>>38206277
>>38206315
Stuck in Cambridge all day, no choice. I went for the 50p 2L one, fuck the Jews.

>>38206361
As they should you subhuman embarrassment

>>38206361
I am actually surprised you are let in bringing your own water. The state of some people on here honestly

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Ohayou gozaimasu anons!

Got another day of wageslavery ahead of me. Going to work super hard to make Mr Shekelberg proud!

>>38205297
Ooh well done on the job lad! Welcome to the world of wageslavery! What kind of work is it? Being around people is hard at first but I think it's better in the long run~

>>38206221
>those people who can "taste" the difference between bottled water brands

I cannot tell the difference desu. All the same to me haha

>>38206402
Remove yourself from /britfeel/ you terrible tranny

>>38206402
Why don't you work hard on fucking off from britfeel you racist lying attention whoring cunt

Go force your fake personality on /soc/
The only reason you won't is because you don't have any attention whoring competition here

>>38206339
Me, fuck what people think I take swigs from it walking down the high street

>>38206543
You are not hot enough to pull that off

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>>38206402
go post your tranny fetish elsewhere
you only post here because you're the special snowflake of the thread instead of one in a million on the rest of /r9k/ or /soc/

>>38206414
>>38206507
>>38206572
Morning Poley, early day at the call centre?

>>38206593
Put your trip back on tilde, I know it's hard for your ego to accept that more than one person doesn't like you and it's so much easier to dismiss it as being just one brown person because if you're massive racism

>>38206563
I know, it's too fucking hot though so I don't care

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if you were like this guy, women (and men) would find you desirable

don't you want to be desired?

>tfw no qt tomboy gf who's into martial arts and has abs

>have my bi-monthly shower
>scalp is peeling into my hair
I tell people I have psoriasis and they sound sympathetic

NEW THREAD

/thread/38206711#p38206787

what does DM mean?
is it some kind of messaging service?

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>>38206593
How can we all be him? Racist tranny

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What was something that happened to you as a kid that you don't tell anyone?

I chased a kid (completely innocently) with a gross fork I found in an alleyway and he ran in to a road and got hit by a car because he didn't look.

>>38206826
Just short for direct message.

>>38206826
Direct Message. Basically a personal message.

>>38206814
There's still 300 posts left in this one you dingus

>>38206851
You shouldn't have given the newfag the attention he wanted.
He didn't know the bump limit or how to post a link. He doesn't deserve the attention.

>>38206661
what did he mean by this
please roboto let me post

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Roy can't even compete. Utterly BTFO

>>38206661
Damn if only I could spin a pole on my back.. I'd be swimming in pussy

>girl I'm talking to has never had a boyfriend and finds sex disgusting

what did she mean by this..

>>38206926

One of those has to be the worst of the 1,000. I wonder what she was like

The last 3 digits will be the total number of women I sleep with in my life

>>38206988
Probably still made a better woman than Tilde.

>>38207027
Lets see how many I get

>>38207027

27 seems a bit high desu, but I'm pleased with that

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>>38206967
Here you got lad. Hope this helps you

Are women fucking retarded? I just messaged half a dozen women offering them money in exchange for masturbating for me on cam and they all ignored me. What the fuck. Do women literally not want money for making themselves feel good?

>>38207071
Offer them the same but without it been on cam with you watching. See how the reply rate is.

>>38207089
I don't understand what you mean, are you saying to offer them that I won't be cam? Because I just want to masturbate while they cam, I don't want to show myself.

>>38207126
Offer them money in exchange for masturbating but without the camera element been mentioned.

>>38207137
Then how am I supposed to see them? That's the whole fucking point of this!

>>38207171
Well do that and see how many replies you get. Compare both results to see if women are retarded or if it's you

>Trip over on way to work
>Bleeding from my arm where I fell and grazed
>Get into work
>Ask for a plaster from the first aid kit
>They refuse on the basis it wasn't an accident at work

>>38207071
>women don't want to masturbate on a platform that can easily be recorded and distributed online

who woulda thunk

>>38207371
You know what you have to do lad, fall over at work and injure your arm even more then ask for a plaster

Was lead to believe my boss wasn't going to be in today then he fuckin came in. Ruined.

>>38207419

I already caused tens of thousands in damage last time I had a grievance, although this isn't a big enough grievance to warrant the same now I need to find some way of getting revenge

>>38207434

my boss isn't in today and I'll have the cover manager that lets me laze around

>>38207450
Smear your blood everywhere so they'll regret not giving you a plaster

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>sharp pain on my right side and chest due to coughing my lungs out on solid phlegm
>hard to breathe

this is pretty much a 1 way ticket to emergency right? no need to go to a GPcuck and wait forever?

I'm fairly certain its bronchitis so I need to get some amoxicillin or someshit asap cause this shit sucks man, it ruins my sleep like 3-5 times with a dry throat and choking.

Emulating Pokemon Black 2 at the minute lads and have some gripes:

>Pokestar Studios
>Musical Theatre
>Subway Station
>The Analytics thingy

Why is there so much side-crap? Why would I ever want to dress my pokemon up in silly clothes or have them star in a shitty film? Why would I want to connect with some random cunt from Poland and engage in a pokemon battle? Why is there so much hype on connectivity and connecting with random players.

It all detracts from the main story and feels kinda sell-outy. What happened to just training your pokemon up to beat the elite four?

Pissed off.

>>38207371
>Mugged on the way to work
>Head smashed in with a baseball bat
>Broken Nose, Dislocated eye socket, Missing half my jaw
>Ask for first aid
>They refuse on the basis it wasn't an accident at work
>Die in my cubicle.

Never leave the house lads.

>>38198090
The fuck does that mean?
>tfw stuck in East Devon

>Nip to dentist on way to work
>Get a few teeth pulled cause they were causing a bit of pain
>Get into work
>Ask for a plaster from the first aid kit
>They refuse on the basis it wasn't an accident at work

lads we need to reign ebin in.

He's turned into one right cheeky cunt lately and I don't like it.

Commencing maximum over-bully.

>>38207641
He is a prick anyway. People allowing him to use a trip just meant he thinks everyone likes him now.

Should force all personalities out of /britfeel/

>>38207587
Actually you can go to a walk in centre that has an x-ray machine and they will see you a lot quicker. Last time I went to A&E I was waiting for 7 hours.

started on Citalopram for anxiety today lads. I'm a big scared of it tbqhwyf.

generals gathered in their masses

shaved the neckbeard this morning and I'm really fucking pale

>>38207656

sounds good i think theres a little clinic nearby, saves me the trip to the city.

ill miss out on chinatown tho

m8s is there anything more godtier than tesco's new muesli bread rolls?

>dat soft wholegrain bread
>dem nuts and seeds
>dem dried fruits

>>38207677
for me i think i was more neutral generally, but stopped taking it because it made me yawn incessantly and tired.

>>38207739
>muesli
La-di-da boy.

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>>38206835
I put on my sister's panties and peed in them

>>38196746
Lads, help me.
What do they exactly mean by "room is not furnished ".

t. never rented a room before

>>38207739
>tfw nearest tesco is an hours walk
>tfw have to go co op and eat their stale horrible rolls

Life is suffering

>>38207861
There's no bed or dresser or anything in it. You need to bring your own shit, but that usually makes it cheaper to rent.

>>38207872
How am I supposed to bring in a bad? Are they joking? Reeeee

eating dry cereal from the bag