/britfeel/

1st for declaring love for Tomoko-chan

slept through 2 threads. fucking hell.
>>38154105
good detective work. that was my post.i've got caught up in another 2d fantasy, don't think it would be right to answer a waifu call desu.she's not a character in a show,she's in my head.

i need a comfy anime to watch while grinding on wow lads, currently watching serial experiments lain

oregano

>>38162736
>grinding on wow
I think Naruto or Beyblade would be up your league

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Post waifus.

Does anyone else gain some sort of sadistic pleasure in sharing your legitimately hazardous beliefs with a friend going down the same pit to hell you once went down?

I want to discourage him out of it, but at the same time, I'd feel disingenuous if I started spouting off about the various opportunities available in life when I'm hardly an expert on that topic.

Anyway...

What music you guys listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9sOdYBgcOc
Edgy shit, I know.

>>38162549
where is tomoko-chan <3

I fell asleep the other day when I was bonding again, sigh.

>birthday is next week

didn't even notice ffs, I'll no longer be a teenager and will be expected to act like a functioning adult

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fuuUuucking hell
I need something to eat

>>38162847
this reminds me. This is going to be my first birthday since falling out of touch with/losing all my mates.

How do I avoid crying all day or breaking down in front of my family?

Clouds are ruining my sunrise here in Shrewsbury.

>>38162868
What does the wristband get you? Is literally just a rubber wristband. I reckon the doughnuts are better value lad

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>>38162842
'ello laddy

Glad you got some sleep after being awake for so long

>>38162978
Entry into the park and free rides until it closes on the day
Hoping to rack up 130,000, for entry and doughnuts

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>>38162981
feels good to wake up at a relatively normal time. I think I should do some productive things today like get my bloods taken, build an exercise bike I bought and actually leave the house for a significant amount of time... I'll write back when I fail haha.

Your sleep any more normal?

Some African girl just added me on normanbook, am I going to be kidnapped?

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>>38162868
Assuming that that pack of donuts is worth about 2 quid, you're working at less than 1 pound an hour. You might as well just actually work for money instead of grinding that game

>>38163056
fuck i really need to remember to take off the trip afterwards, could have an accident >.>

>talking to a girl from my course who's favourite genre of music is nightcore

state of me

>>38162806
been listening to jam baxter a lot after an anon posted 1 of his albums.
just had this on while getting ready for slavery. https://youtu.be/qrX1fun4zb4

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>>38163025
Sounds like you've got a good day ahead of you. I'll just be NEETing it up indoors like usual. I don't think I've actually left the house in over a week...

>Your sleep any more normal?
Nah, went to sleep around 15:30 yesterday and woke up around 23:00, 5 hours ago

>>38163087
Nightcore is pretty rad though

The only girl I knew who also said nightcore was her favourite was a mega stacey social butterfly. She'd chew you up and spit you out if you showed any sign of betaness

>>38163129
you got a local cornershop or tesco near your house? maybe you could go and get a can of coke or something just to get out of the house for a little bit... if that's what you want.

Waking up at that time always makes me feel like shit.

I'm up to episode 9 of watamote anyway, so I've got the final episodes to look forward to.

>>38163056
they won't give me the hours
and this is helping my sleep schedule

>>38163154
Do we know the same girl, is her name Samantha?

>>38163233
Nah this girl was called... Uhh... What was it... Began with a J... Jodie! That's it! She was a 9/10 in the looks department but she actually had BO up close

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>>38163193
There is a co-op quite close, I could go there for something. But Tbh I never enjoy going outside, it's so much physical and mental energy. If I were able to I would probably never leave the house. I really am so much like Tomoko it's spooky. That said, I know it's probably not good for me in the long run. I'm considering maybe planning a route to cycle along for a day. I enjoy cycling when it's at a nice pace.

>Waking up at that time always makes me feel like shit.
It's true, I felt like hell. I didn't get out of bed for 3 hours and just browsed /britfeel/ on my phone whilst gathering energy.

>I'm up to episode 9 of watamote anyway, so I've got the final episodes to look forward to.
The final episodes are the best ones IMO, and if you want more after that you can also read the manga

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REAL STEINER HOURS

WHERE MY FREAKS AT?

>>38162483
Is it ok if i'm not british but feel?
Asking for a friend

>>38163382
Research something called Greggs and come back with a summary of what you have learnt first.

>hear mums voice on the landing
>go out there
>everyone is still asleep

Where are my fellow crazies at?

>>38163409
A chain of Bars and Tavern's, why?
The website was greggsusa so that's probably what gave it away

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I really need something new to watch on Netflix.

What shows are you babes watching? :)

>>38163445
VISA APPLICATION DENIED

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-34118482
They wanna ban robohookers because they marginalize women and reinforce gender stereotypes. Is there anything left in the future that I can look forward to?

>>38163359
You need to keep your body fit anon. I've made the mistake of pretty much lying in bed since December and I am so weak now. My legs are so thin and I get out of breath walking around despite being a bit of a skelly. It's surprising how much just walking keeps you even slightly fit.
Cycling would be good. Could be really chill with a podcast or some nice music or just listening to the scenery?

Lol I do that every day. The first thing I grab is my laptop and then I spend 5 hours in bed without eating, pissing or drinking after sleep. Really fucks your body up.

>tfw watamote is probably my access to anime and manga and I am now a weeb.

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>>38163518
Read pic related for reaction

>>38163445
Greggs pubs when

>>38163519
Unsurprising that roasties are getting toasty about this, if men no longer need them for sex they loose the only value and power they have, and they know it. Besides, their argument makes no sense. If they truly cared about women being marginalised, they would all get toasty about porn and sexualised music videos. But they don't, they only care about stopping men from being liberated from their talons

>>38163519
>http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-34118482
Of course they want that. They know a lot of men would rather have a bot to fuck when they feel up to it rather than deal with a woman.
Was in the news today a lot of women are freezing eggs because they are now struggling to find men. (Mostly cause their own standards are too high, although they say it's because men are scared of them being successful) This would just lower the amount of men for them even further.

Anyway who said all sex bots will be female, I'm sure there is a market for male sex bots with both the gays and women wanting that.

>>38163586
Some are starting to butcher the beef now because roasties feel so disgusting and unwanted.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40410459

>>38163574
A pint and a steak bake. Sounds perfect tbqh.

>>38163586
>they only care about stopping men from being liberated from their talons
This is why you see a lot of them against male birth control pills. They don't like the idea of the man having that choice.

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>>38163605
>Plastic surgeon Miles Berry defended the surgery, saying it could improve women's lives.
>"I have seen patients aged between 16 and 21 who have never had a boyfriend"

>>38163651
I'm a 23 male and have never even kissed a girl, where are the surgeons who'll fix me up? Its like nobody gives a shit about virgin men.

Not gonna lie. I'd like a threesome with Ebin's mum and LeedsLad's gf.

>dropped tomato sauce on the carpet

Why does it stain so easily?

Just wanked off to a video of a guy wanking off while I was thinking about wanking off another guy. I came a lot

>>38163978
Wouldn't mind a threesome with Lenlad and another Lenlad to be quite honest with you.

anyone know how much it is to tailor a suit? Got a decent armani suit but the sleeves don't fit too well. Is it pricey?

50k
gonna take a break

>>38164207
What's wrong with Leedslad's gf?

Any of you guys into games workshop?

>>38164485
Nothing really, she's 10th on the list after 7 more Lenlads

What's the plan today then lads? Up to much?

>>38164841
Recovering from sunburn, back of my neck feels like fucking sandpaper

>>38164523
I like Warhammer 40K lore, and the games such as Dawn of War, but I haven't touched any actual tabletop games.

>>38163456
last thing i watched was that mitchell and webb look.never gave it a chance when it was on tv but watched them all last month.

>>38164841
at work. just enjoying the last hour or so of high from my wake and bake.

>>38162847
What say next week lad, mine is next week too

Morning paki lovers

>>38165060
nice try doxxlad

Dog shat on the mat at the front door again

Fucking idiot

>>38165097

Yeah it was doxxlad, but I was just asking.

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Culpable paki rapist lovers live among us

>About ten days sober
>Got an interview very soon
>Tired as fuck
Not liking this lads

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at mcdombles again
got a sausage muffin this time, and a latte

muffin was awful, barfed that right back up in their toilets
had half of the latte and left

Just woke up as thirty af lads but don't want to go down for a drink. There's a bottle of water next to me but its been sitting in the sun directly for 4 months. Should I drink it?

>>38165638
solar charged water lad
it's good for you
like them activated almonds innit

Why the fuck isn't anyone up

>>38165808
Toil hath begun

>>38165701
This gave me a good chuckle

>>38165701
>solar charged water

>Solar charged water is a fortunate discovery, it balances the elements, supports and structures the body's natural mechanism, making us feel fitter than ever. It uses the sun's rays to charge water, capturing its multitudinous properties in a bottle of water. The sun's rays are split into the spectrum of colors giving us Blue, Green, Clear, and Orange water - each unique and having miraculous therapeutic properties. They have the potential to help cure a vast array of diseases or otherwise, to keep you fit and charged all day long. When unwell, use these in conjunction with your meds to heal faster and better.

oh my

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Morning lads. It should be a punishable offence to force me to get out of bed when I was at those levels of comfy. Also had a depressing thought about how even if I do get my own house I'll never be able to be NEET in it unless I retire and lets be honest I'm not making it to that age.

>>38162806
I generally try to avoid sharing any dodgy opinions I have just to make it easier really. Theres been a few times when I was close to sperging out about politics or some shit at work but I've mostly avoided it.

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>>38165886

>tfw I have a mortgage free house

>>38165886
>not resigning yourself to renting properties for the rest of your life.

Tbh I don't see the problem. Be arsed with a mortgage.

>have morning coffee
>have a shit
>feel tired
every time

>>38166017
Yeah I'm still undecided. Either I get fucked by the bank or by the landlords. Just need to decide who I'll gonna let do it.

>>38165922
Show off.

>>38166019
i know that feel, yesterday i slept for about 20 hours, woke up for about 4 hours, then slept for 14. woke up at 10pm today

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>tfw you're a Roy Cropper

Bought some books off ebay for next day delivery and its being delivered today by "other courier" but they haven't listed who that is and I cant track it
reeeeeeeeeeee

>>38166086
Enjoy getting your books in two weeks

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>>38166060
We went over this already Roy Boy. Knock this shit off.

>>38166159
best not lad, i paid for next day delivery

Barebacked a hooker yesterday.

My dick isn't leaking this morning.

So far so good.

Need to go pick up a new mouse as my one at home keeps cutting out. I guess it did last like 4 years so I can't complain that much.

>>38166209
You're a braver man than me.

>>38166226

I'll be heading down dean street in Soho in two weeks to get tested. They turn the results around in 6 hours.

Was with a regular and wasn't planned. Poor decision making.

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Jammie Dodgers that have been left with the packet open for a day so they're a bit soft are the best biscuit.

Prove me wrong I feckin dare you

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I'm in a good mood for no reason.

>>38166267

Fucking child tier biscuits. You may as well eat a party ring.

>>38166267
You are 100% spot on lad. Proper craving a Jammie Dodger now.

>>38166267
I'm always disappointed with a jammy dodger. It promises more than it can deliver.
Now a custard cream is a solid workhorse of a biscuit. You know what you're getting every time and it's always good.

>>38166280
good mood knowing you have ruined /britfeel/
evil

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>>38166292
Nuh uh they're a man's biscuit!

Now I'm sad, and feel like singing a song

IN YOU AND I, THERE'S A NEW LAND
ANGELS IN FLIGHT
MY SANCTUARY, MY SANCTUARY, YEAH
WHERE FEARS AND LIES MELT AWAY
MUSIC INSIDE
WHAT'S LEFT OF ME
WHAT'S LEFT OF ME NOW?

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Anyone fancy meeting up for a fight in a service station carpark after dark? It'll be a nice clean brawl and we'll shake hands after it, grab a coffee from the costa and maybe check out the disabled toilets depending on the mood haha

>>38166352
possibly the best offer ive ever read for anything

Greenfall Tower Fire is just the new Hillsborough meme.

We will not hear the fucking end of this until AT LEAST 2040

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>>38166335
Please clean your room, son.

>>38166372
calm down tilde wew

>>38166352
a new take on the classic "fight and buy a pint" meme

>>38166352

Only if its like ultimate surrender and the winner gets to fuck the loser in the arse.

No lube.

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Hey lads, here's the shitty picture of the fox I saw last night >>38160546

>>38166352
I'm up for it, as long as it's Warwick services. Do you have a preferred fighting style? I'm more of a kickboxing type of guy. As for coffee I prefer mocha haha

>>38166395
Doxxlad doxx that fox

>>38166409

Are you bent? It was just right then, you sounded really, really bent.

>>38166409
Not really bothered about styles as long as you can fight.
Are you actually serious by the way? I could make it down to Warwick services tomorrow night?

I've set a trip so you know it's me in future btw

>>38166395
Dont know where you live mate but i see a fox every night... They are much more common than you think.

>>38166459
Serious mate. I'll smash your head in and then we can see about that coffee haha.

Tomorrow night suits me. Something like 1am? also got a trip so we can confirm tomorrow

>>38166395
post a picture of your sloth again

>>38166491
1am as a preliminary.

Check the thread tomorrow. You better not fucking shaft me I'm looking forward to this.

>>38166504
>>38166491

forgot to change the trips lad. so much for my next characters. I'll be more dilligent in future.

>>38166514
That's not britnormies trip, don't blame someone else for you messing up your characters!

>>38166514
you are, originally, a sad cunt

>actually going to have to do some work
kill me.

>>38166594
People in britfeel have a terrible work ethic no wonder they voted labour

>>38166633
This is such a sad indictment of what the labour party has become

>>38166633
>work fetishisation
It's hard to get excited for work when all the work is essentially pointless to me.

Who wants to meet at warwick services later?

What if BritNormie is a BritNormie character?

Obviously the guy himself exists, but what if this whole "30 year old lad with a gf in Germany who works as an advertising creative" is just a load of spin?

>>38166661
It's not pointless you get paid for it

So pissed off I fucked up the trips. I had a weeks worth of content and memes for you guys.

Ah well. We all can't be like BritNormie.

>>38166693
But I could do the bare minimum and I see no personal gain over working my arse off so the millionaire boss can buy another house.

>>38166678
We'll never know how deep it goes lad.

I think ebin is another of his characters though considering how many times he has contradicted himself to the point that he is wearing a trip now.
Also that whole thing with him clawing shit out of his arsehole.

>>38166704
You could get a promotion

>>38166697

The thing is, I was the actual guy who said I wanted to meet SS Anon at Warwick services, you are an imposter

>>38166697
If you couldn't handle a simple trip, I imagine your content was gonna be pretty wank.

>>38166706
Who else do you think is a character of this one guy

>>38166697
>. I had a weeks worth of content and memes for you guys.

I was planning to go and would have dispelled your myth pretty quickly

Is Britfeel literally just a small group of anons chatting to a bunch of characters created by one fella with a vpn?

>really makes you think

>>38166730
>Who else do you think is a character of this one guy

I thought shiplad was one for a while, but I don't think so anymore. Tilde is a much more likely candidate though, although that would be years in the making

>>38166720
There is no position I could move into unless the only other in my department leaves.

>>38166761

I have about 4-5 personas and I'm not even BritNormie

I don't mean characters, but I've been here so long I'm known for various things, and people have assumed over time that I'm various different people

>>38166762
Nah tilde is unfortunately real

>>38166793
That will happen eventually just a matter of time

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Study at Chengdu University

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/fashion/asos-model-stretchmarks-untouched-photos-praise-beautiful-normal-photoshop-a7816611.html

why do women create non existent issues? no one cares about stretch marks. i think they're kinda hot

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>ywn meet Xi Jinping

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Chinese is the official language of /yinggan/

done a bit of painting yesterday lads; it's still my albi if anyone asks. Bit disappointed with what I see this morning defensively confident I won't brake the bank with this batch.

What did you lads do?

>>38166824
Morning xi. you and kev are the only forced memes I like I'm glad you're still posting

>>38166867

Zaoshang Hao, anon.

I am in Deguo (Germany) today on an official state visit

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>>38166867
I'm happy to hear that.
I love you too.

- PM Kev x

>TFW get over my hipsterism and actually watch Game of Thrones. (Didn't watch because Normie's didn't shut the fuck up about it). It's actually pretty decent lads

>>38166903

Former PM Kev*

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who /nosleep/ here

>>38166903
you aren't PM anymore Kev mate

>>38166918
Former pm? Did I miss something?

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>>38166937
Afraid so lad, the people have spoken

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>>38166980
>shipanon first round
>28 votes
>shipanon second round
>10 votes

>>38166937
There was a vote of no confidence due to you allowing the influx of waifus and trips shit posting.

>>38167021
Rigged tbqh

>>38166502
how tf did you know it's me

How could you possibly doxx me from that?

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>>38167032
You mean him telling people to ignore Tilde recently? Telling people to ignore tripfags a while ago.

>>38167057
He failed us lads. He failed us.

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>>38166936
me lad
I'll sleep when I hit 130,000

>>38167092
Nah the tripfags just don't give a shit what anyone else in the thread thinks about them. The entire thread failed since everyone else accepted it.

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All men on the planet except you are dead

Will you survive?

You have to avoid feminist cults who want to turn you into a tranny

Woman who want you as a babymaker sex slave

>Saudi Arabia has 'clear link' to UK extremism, report says - BBC News
Gee, who would think. I hope this makes Mummy May give a few stern words between rimming them.

>>38167148
Rule the world as the sole man.

>>38167098
Been enjoying your progress lad, the wristband sounds decent. What other rewards are there

Proper fancy a cheeky wank.
Anyone else?

>>38167148
I'd still be unable to get a gf.

>>38167046

>How could you possibly dox that anon just from posting his shirt and tie

>>38167159
Make the next time she sells them weapons she won't buy them dinner aswell.

>>38167169
not much
wrist bands in bundles of 1, 2, 3 and 4
doughnuts and medium softdrink are the cheapest

been watching SGDQ in the background, so not really a tough grind
but I'll be glad to be done

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>>38167168
Game over
Mits game over

>>38167236
>been watching SGDQ in the background
Any funny drama?

just ate a full pack of oreo lads

AMA

>>38167269
Why do you punish yourself like that?

>>38167258
Sauce on the comic?

where the FUCK is the mail

>>38167316
Y: the last man

>>38167258
fuck women, we can't let them win

>>38167339
Also his gf he was engaged to was on the other side of the world when the plague hit

He eventually finds her only to find out she's gone lesbian

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Morning anons!

How are you feeling? Seems a bit warm so far desu

Was going to eat something but don't think I can. Going for a walk later and planning on continuing to drink still water instead of diet fizzy drinks. Only had one bottle of pepsi max yesterday!

What are you up to today then boys?

>>38167354
I mean if there were only men I feel like the amount of gays would rise solely out of people taking whatever they can get.

>>38167371
fuck you where is lenlad

Got the shits lads. Not the runny kind though. The kind where you go, have a small shit but just need another one in like 20 minutes.

>>38167371
Fuck off racist tranny man

>Barclaycard letter RE: my debt
>they want payment in full
yeah fat chance of that

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Always remember what the good doctor ordered lads

>>38167405
>>Barclaycard letter REEEEEE: my debt

>>38167411

Ship and kev, a match made in heaven

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>>38167411
Here is a more recent one I did.

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>>38167411
>>38167427
.
.
.
.
>Sexy Kev comes into the surgery
>About to face britfeel tripfags in a 5 on 1 battle
>Extremely depressed at the prospect of defeat
>Wants me to give him a lethal dose of morphine
>Give him a moderate dose of steroids instead

Go get 'em champ

>>38167411
>>38167437
>avatarfag complaining about tripfag

your both cancer famalam

>>38167405
It's so sad when they start begging. Even though that letter says they want it all now you could set up a monthly payment schedule in the next 5 minutes. All debt collection has is scare tactics.

Got really drunk last night walked down to some wheat field near me took my clothes off and had a wank no one saw me but I lost my pants
I wish I do stuff like this

>>38167457
those posts weren't actually me, but I approve of the good work.

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>>38167457
posting some shit thrown together in photoshop =/= avatarfagging.

>>38167471
Yeah it says on the letter that "they could still help me" if i phone them up but their customer service people are all pakis who I can't understand and half the time they seem to hang up on me anyway right in the middle of a call. I have sent a letter instead stating a repayment plan and it's up to them to take it or not

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I seriously hope albarn lad didn't actually kill himself.

Albarn lad show yourself.

had my first wet dream in about 9 years just now, what the fuck. I always shot blanks during them in puberty too. It made a bit of a mess but didn't seem to be a full load unless I missed something.

I'm actually upset that this has happened a bit, I haven't had a natural erection in days

>>38167563
You are fucking disgusting lad. Go away

>>38167541
His character has just been written out la

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AExKc6dgFA

Really makes ya think

>>38167576
is that what they call it?

might write my character off later haha

Found my old PSP while clearing out the attic, are there any good games for them these days or is it just a worthless piece of crap now? I remember spending hours and hours on that thing, good memories.

>>38167600
Worthless piece of crap tbqh.
Might be one you can use to emulate other games though. Might be some use there.

just joined a random discord and had a conversation with like 10 people over the mic.

A-am I a normie now?

>>38167617
Can you run emulators on them? Might need to look into that, sounds fun

>>38167656
Yes, leave. Take tilde and ebin with you

>>38167457
I'm not an avatarfag you retard

>>38167664
Yes but I believe only certain model numbers. Never hurts to look if its possible though.

I bet you Kev will bless this post or one of the 10 posts after me.
I bet my undies on it.

>>38167583
wew mde la

>>38167683
Interesting, cheers lad.

Starting to worry that ebin isn't real lads.

>>38167744
He isn't. It's another of those fake personalities.

https://youtu.be/Dmi-wDnAP28

>>38167600
i think its pretty easy to hack it so you can get everything

>>38167600
Get danganronpaul senpai.

>>38167656
yes
>>38167665
if I was leaving I wouldn't be going there desu, its impossible to socialize on voice chat almost, gives me shivers thinking about being in a WoW guild and getting bullied for being silent all the time.

>>38167744
i wish

really thinking about buying another 2nd monitor, its hard to live without 2 now I had 2 for a while. Is that lad who bought a monitor off ebay around? what search terms did you use?

>4th of July
>Yank forced to submissively apologize to CNN over his problematic trump meme
LAND OF THE FREE

>>38167814
Is your mum there son? I would like to have a word with her

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>>38162806
I've never seen a political argument between 2 different opinions that didn't descend into a shitflinging match, so I avoid the subject altogether.

Get on this fellas. Mickey is getting on another milf the absolute legend

>>38168106
I'll be honest shes not a good catch, and I've heard micks a nonce

>>38168106
Propah naughhhtyyy

>>38168106
Mickey is such a mad lad, I swear down.

>>38168138
Nah, that is just some bullshit his ex bird spread around to try and get him nicked.

>>38167190
nah i'll do it myself but thanks for offer

>>38168092
That's because you've probably only seen 'political' arguments on 4chan

oi chuckle fucks

>>38168289
what twatbag

fuck it.
odds i get food straight after work.
evens hold out till teatime

>Vatican rocked: Police raid drug-fuelled gay orgy at cardinal's apartment
/pol/ Catholics BTFO

>>38167656
Yes. But be proud. Today I was able to talk to someone over voice chat in the presence of two others. Speaking over voice chat is something that's petrified me forever. Hang in there anon, there may yet be hope for us to become normies :D

>>38168329
HAHA, BETTER HIDE YOUR PIES OR FATTY BUM BUM'LL GOBBLE EM

>>38168365
>:D

got a head start on that one lad

I feel guilty when I make posts like that with a trip desu, i'd like to apologize

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibxe7tfdWyE

>>38168380
nooooo
i'm a skinny fatty bum bum i swear.

So theres this kid he mash it up all over the place with that dubplate pressure all up in your face go tell that 606 do that roughneck soldier thing with the dsp gwan have to modulate the ring we talking cubase vst with the hyperprism mods make the kids go crazy you can see it in the their nods 606606 with the hybrid gabbacore no more dubplate pressure make the girls scream give me some more so me say gwan mr peace officer gwan take me down town

Just crashed my motorbike on the way home from a job interview and I didn't even get the job.

>>38168558
are you ok? How's the bike?

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>mfw performing a basic computer repair like replacing the HDD makes me feel like Frankenstein creating life

I thought my trusty Asus was fucked for good, she sat there gathering dust for months when her HDD failed. Then my other lappy died so I said fuck it and tried swapping the HDD's even though I'd never done it before and didn't know if one from an MSI would fit an Asus. Thank god for industry standard specifications.

Ebin how many times have I told you! Stop posting on this horrible site! Me and Augustine have told you so many times but you never listen to us. Gosh those hormones are really messing with you.

>>38168588
I thought you were at the dentist

>>38168571
Fine, knee is a bit sore and I've sprained my wrist. Good thing I was wearing all the gear desu. Broke the mirror and indicator on the bike, snapped off the end of the brake lever too.

A nice lady stopped to check I was okay which was quite sweet.

My knee's swelling up a bit on the kneecap, that's not serious right?

>>38168334
>tfw there are actually British Catholics in this day and age
truly disgusting

>>38168641
Amazing anyone still follows a book written by some mud-eating shitskins desu. Joys of life innit.

>>38168613
If you can still move it it isn't broken probably just a deep tissue bruse

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>>38167700
>>38167744
Guess you get to keep those undies lad.

>The only people who get replies anymore are avatarfags

Congratulations you killed another general

Your daily reminder that Christianity is a paki religion

>>38168688
Cheers lad, I'm going to put some ice on it, hopefully that'll fix it.

>>38168707
I suggest throwing yourself off a moving vehicle, it's got me a couple of cheeky (you)s

>>38167814
Ebin post a time stamp of your wall

Right this isn't funny. Ebins mum is taking me to court for apparently taxing her knickers. Ebin if I see you in the street I'm kicking your teeth in

>>38168707
I get replies all the time

Look you got a reply too

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Lads, i'm scared. There's a rumour that the mods might ban wifuposting on /r9k/ soon and only contain it in the anime boards. Is this true ??????????? Also claim ur wifu while still possible

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How do you tell a girl to leave you alone, without being mean? she's not getting the subtle hints, like me ignoring her.

Can you park for free with a motorbike? Thinking about getting one for going to work as you can get through the toll road for free on them.

>>38168771
Yes you can.

You can also park it effectively anywhere you can park a bicycle.

Think of it as a bike with an engine.

>>38168767
Tell her you're going green through some things and you need some me time

>>38168767
tell her you'd like her to be more like Tilde

>>38168771
Yeah, parking is the best part. I can go through traffic to the city centre and park for free. Pretty great.

>>38168784
>>38168807
Sounds pretty good. Might book some lessons soon and see if it's good. I had a car for a year but it just wasn't viable to pay the mad costs for parking in the city every day.

>>38168813
You only need a CBT then you can ride a 125cc. You don't need "lessons" unless you're going for a full license.

>>38168813
Look into the qualifications. A CBT will let you ride a 125cc bike for 2 years with L plates and that only takes a day to get.

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>>38168790
>>38168806
Also, she's only just over 5ft tall and weighs about 7 stone. But I'm kinda scared of her.

>>38168826
>>38168827
Didn't know that. Figured it was just like car's. I'll look into that then.

>>38168844
MESS WITH MY WIFU

PART WITH YOUR LIFU

>>38168844
Christ I haven't wanked in 3 days and even this tame shit is getting me off

I'm trying to go gay, ffs

>>38168844
wtf lad
is she a prossie or something

Do no fap.
2 days and laready horny as fuck and want to jack off.
Fuck sake lads.

>>38168767
why do you want her to leave you alone? i had the same problem when i was younger. a girl who was too young for me kept trying to talk with me. i had to eventually delete my facebook.

the girl in your pic looks like the last girl i shagged.

why don't you find a local qt shut in transgirl and gf her??

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>>38168880
>even this tame shit is getting me off
Here's another one then.

>>38168930
Still waiting for tilde to reply to my messages

>>38168917
Saw a thread on /pol/ about how it gave some guy prostate cancer. Research shows you should at least ejaculate 21 times a month

>>38168930
really good looking trans girls, the ones that are actually passable, get nearly as much attention these days as normal women.

>tfw used to fap 1-2 times a day, but now i've lost my sex drive and don't masturbate anymore
Did this happen to anybody else? How do you reverse the process of sexual apathy?

That feel when you've fallen in love with like ten girls already in your life at a young age and nothing materialised.

>>38168980
You can't it comes with ageing

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I've got some serious problems boys.

Think I've been radicalised online, it's gotten to the point were I literally cannot stand the sight of pakis. Can't look at them, they all look dirty and disgusting to me.

>>38168997
I'm hornier now in my 30s than I was in my 20s

>>38168997
But I'm only 25. I thought that shit only happens when you're like 60

>>38168956
i think the whole no fap meme is stupid. i feel so much better if i wank once a day. it relaxes me and it prevents me from getting horny and random boners in public

>>38168995
>tfw literally never fallen in love

What's your thoughts on Frank Ocean lads

Interview went well. I'd be surprised if I didn't get the job. They will not see a candidate as good as me, and that's a fact.

>>38169008
But anon I thought radicals held extream views what you're saying is just common knowledge

>>38169032
Used to really quite like Channel Orange, haven't listened to to much recently. Barely listened to Blonde though.

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I AM THE ETERNAL DRAGON

STATE YOUR WISH AND IT WILL BE GRANTED

>>38169020
I don't mean it like that, just like from afar and on social media and that.

>>38169011
>TFW 29 and it takes me a good 3 hours to get hard again.
>>38169032
The album with the car on the front was decent, the orange one was okay. Haven't listened to any other of his stuff.

>>38169086
I don't think I've ever really had that though. I don't even really know what I'm meant to feel.

>>38169085
I wish for omnipotence, and for this post to be original enough for the robot

>>38169085
1 white, non-obese, non-autistic, fully-abled BF please

>>38169009
Are you also as able
>>38169011
Starts at 25 then gets worse

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>>38169085
chubby nerdy gf please

>>38169032
My brain constantly correlates Blonde with Murakamis Hard Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World because I would listen to that album while reading that book on my way to work. It's weird because no other album I listen to gives me vivid imagery of any book

>>38169130
This picture is doing nothing for me
I need to stop drinking

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>>38169085
You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance!

>>38169085
I want the world's most comfortable panties!!

What's with all the cookie cutter tranny threads on /r9k/? If this is some kind of recruitment drive it's creeping me out mates.

>>38169085
I want to be free of mental health issues pls

>>38169187
>cookie cutter
Wut
There was a big anti-gay thread a few days ago and it riled up the homos they've been pissy ever since

Still haven't slept yet lads, need to stay up till 8-9pm and my sleeping pattern will be fixed but my eyes are getting heavy and closing. Anyone got tips on how to stay up

>>38169192
Granted!
Visit /x/ and you will discover that your mental illnesses have been replaced with psychic potential and occultic insight into the hidden mysteries of the universe rather than, for example, schizophrenia!

>>38169211
Let me give you a cheeky suplex m8 that'll wake you up

>>38169230
Go away Sexy Kev, you never gave me my state issued gf

>>38169130
Body built for a black man to enjoy

>>38169187
Many people on /r9k/ are repressed trannies, and many more are terrified of "real women" and see trannies as a more approachable and perhaps even more attainable alternative

>>38169258
i'm a skinny pale 20 year old

>>38169298
Also many people want to be loved, desired and lusted over. Being a "woman" makes that easy, so they think being a tranny is the same thing

>>38169032
His best stuff is with OF but his solo stuff is still pretty good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFNaFeIm4bU

>>38169298
>Many people on /r9k/ are repressed trannies
Someone from here sent me this picture.

I also have other pictures from people on here.

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>>38169385
Dumb arse, I forget the pic

>>38169298
>Many people on /r9k/ are repressed trannies
Represent. I'd rather be a hot gril but all that time and effort to be shunned by people and not actually being a hot gril at the end doesn't seem worth it.

>>38169385
Think they might have been trolling you lad

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>>38169411
>Think they might have been trolling you lad
Don't think they'd have gone to the effort of dolling themselves up and then going onto skype.

how do i deal with a very needy friend always calls like 3-6 times per day dont pick up the first 4 calls he cant take a hint.

>>38169439
Don't bum the crazies in future

>>38169391
>>38169428


this is what the average wifu poster looks like

>>38169211
vidya helped me. i was ok when concentrating playing but as soon as i stopped i was fucked

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A woman, who likes like a man.
Or a Man who looks like a woman?

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>>38169512
>a Man who looks like a woman?

>>38169512
Neither thanks

orig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paO3Zm6OvY4

Doing the ol' listen and cry

>>38169512
Why not both, ideally at once? It would really make your penis think to do the former from the front while the latter did you from behind.

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Would you date a girl who was born male, /britfeel/?

Well it's finally happened I hate women
They think that looking pretty and acting cute is all they need to do to succeed in life
And they're right
Fuck em

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>>38162806
>Day 4 of Couch to 5k
Absolutely drenched in sweat today, those extra 30 seconds really took it out of me, might have to do this week twice so I don't collapse during the next one.
Visited my nan on the way home to get a drink, her television was on really loud.
Pic related is what I do when I get home.

>>38169524
That man doesn't look like a woman though

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>>38169554
>That man doesn't look like a woman though
No shit, it's an abomination. Like all males that try and become female.

>>38169537
I imagine if I was attractive and socially adept I probably would, yis

>>38169304

Then you don't stand a chance. Your Vienna sausage will never please her. She desires a black mamba.

He will instruct her to spit on you whilst he pounds her in doggy. She will pretend to hate having to do it but it will only make her wetter.

>>38169537
some of them i would fuck but not date. i cant start a family with a tranny

>>38169537
cant get over the mental picture of some geezer shitting on my dick

>>38169571
Does your testosterone level overriding the estrogen you took eventually make you look abominable if you stop HRT?

What's your opinion on twinks?

>>38169537
If they were like 100% passable yeah sure. Especially if they have a big dick. Someone like Bailey Jay I would 100%

>>38169594
Don't meet random waifuposters for car sex then

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>>38169602
Most don't like using their dicks though and eventually want to get it removed

>>38169594
>>38169608
just to clarify, I meant that no matter how passable they were id still be thinking its a guy, and imagine him as a guy and that disgusts me too much.

what if his voice slips back to some deep gravely geezers voice.

>>38169618
trannies make me sick and really uncomfortable. does that mean i secretly want to fuck one?

>>38169618

Such a tough life.

All I want is a passable trap who will dominate me with her pretty, heavy, big and chunky feminine cock.

I want her to beat it off my face.

>>38169618
I don't think I could do it if they had a fake vag. If they don't want to use the dick why bother at that point.

>>38169623
in the morning he`d do a nasty shit and be like "a wouldn't go in there for a while if you know what I mean lad"

>>38169645
You know dollgirl, or dollface or whatever

I was in a stream once and she used to talk about enjoying dominating her ex-bf

Absolute diamonds

>>38169537
If they genuinely looked female I would consider it. Everyone in that picture looks male and that's a pic they think they look feminine in.

this year has been the worst year of my life, lost my grandad last month and now my mum has passed away after a 3 year battle with bone cancer

i want to cry but i feel so numb, its just me and my little sister now (im 24 and shes 10) she hasnt stopped crying since she passed which has been almost a week now and i dont know how to make things better.. where do i go from here lads? id have killed my self but i refuse to leave her behind to deal with it all alone but i dont think im strong enough to cope anymore

i dont know what im hoping to achieve with this post but i need to speak to someone and you lot are the best friends i have.. hug ur mums for me lads

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Lads would this be worth sticking on ebay?

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>>38169688
They aren't very flattering pictures, it's true. A lot of them look better in normal shots.

>>38169693
>aeris music playing on a stream whilst I read this

Ouch man, that's fucking awful. You need a support group/system. There's no way you can do this alone. Social services should be able to provide you with the help you need. Be very, very careful talking about suicide though. I wouldn't mention that at all.

>>38169693
Sounds tough lad. Try to be there for your sister as best you can. Sometimes it helps to sleep in the same bed. Make her feel good again.

>>38169728
Don't forget to turn your name off lad. Easy mistake to make

>>38168174
Shut up Deano. Go play your chinese cartoon games. Haha bloody bender you are.

>>38162882
sleep all day.

orangeral

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>>38169703
pls answer lads I've found about ten of the same from other champions league games from that year and I dont know if I should be excited or not.

>>38169799
Do it Matthew.

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fucking hell lads
finally

don't think I'll go for the doughnuts
the app's been playing silly buggers with me for the past few hours. Not totting up tickets every 1 in about 5 plays.
I'd rather just pay the 2 quid.

Think I'll gt some sleep before I have to go to work.

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Time for beans on, boys

>sister and friends have been sitting in the kitchen for hours just talking
REEE GO AWAY, I WANT TO MAKE A CUP OF TEA

>>38169920
Don't be a beta jut walk in there and make your tea

>>38169799
might as well pop 1 on lad, not sure of the value though but you can see what you get