My boyfriends impossible riddle

Why did you go on r9k just to tell people you have a boyfriend?

It says "I'm cheating on you".

>>37884440
It makes sense if you solve it in german

hes an annoying cunt tell him that, love

it's a quote by shopenhauer

>The fundamental defect of the female character is a lack of a sense of justice. This originates first and foremost in their want of rationality and capacity for reflexion but it is strengthened by the fact that, as the weaker sex, they are driven to rely not on force but on cunning, hence their instinctive subtlety and their ineradicable tendency to tell lies: for, as nature has equipped the lion with claws and teeth, the elephant with tusks, the wild boar with fangs, the bull with horns and the cuttlefish with ink, so it has equipped woman with the power of dissimulation as her means of attack and defence, and has transformed into this gift all the strength it has bestowed on man in the form of physical strength and the power of reasoning. Dissimulation is thus inborn in her and consequently to be found in the stupid woman almost as often as in the clever one. To make use of it at every opportunity is as natural to her as it is for an animal to employ its means of defence whenever it is attacked, and when she does so she feels that to some extent she is only exercising her rights. A completely truthful woman who does not practice dissimulation is perhaps an impossibility, which is why women see through the dissimulation of others so easily it is inadvisable to attempt it with them. But this fundamental defect which I have said they possess, together with all that is associated with it, gives rise to falsity, unfaithfulness, treachery, ingratitude, etc. Women are guilty of perjury far more often than men. It is questionable whether they ought to be allowed to take an oath at all

>>37884595
Just shut the fuck up

Origina1

>>37884440
My question is why the fuck the mod sent this here.
So fucking random.

It's just 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 mirrored, stupid! Haven't you seen The Simpsons?

>>37884612
The ancients had women locked down for a reason cuck. Beowulf would smash you and take your women and she will lamant about it.
You would know if you beat up a dude and fucked his women a hour later.

>>37884440
Transform all the numbers into decimal and then transform the whole message with the ASCII code.Just a wild guess