We went from moot pulling funny faces on /b/ to this shit. They

>>37854254
It's not enough to sell your soul to an ex-anime, ex-comedy website: you also have to submit completely, you have to respect Rule 52, Subclause 5, Subsection C, about how any picture with five or more items belongs in fucking /5/, because some volunteer who gets all his porn, memes, and social interaction from Tumblr and who would rather neck themselves than take the status hit of having been in the same room as an Authentic /R9k/ Poaster said so. Because it annoys the slope-browed, beady-eyed nazis faggots who own the site now that they're the only thing keeping it relevant. /bant/ gets free reign to post furry porn and "rate my arm", because it's a new board that draws clicks. You get shat on, because you're a robot.

No one asked you to do this, anyway. You could just as easily have joined a forum, so that you could now be one of the corrupt faggots who networked their way into a living writing personal army requests about how we need to fight misogyny in mecha anime, please donate to my Patreon. It's solely your fault that your entire peer group is held hostage by a man who makes fake communities so Sony can sell an extra Playstation 6. Dude Just Make Ur Own Site LMAO and then have it die a dog's death, mysteriously sabotaged and flooded with CP spam. No one owes you anything, the social contract is null and void, and effort will absolutely never be repaid. The true and just order of things is you getting older and poorer, and reptoid ZOG Harvard faggots getting richer. Pissing the little left of yourself into an endless series of ratholes, hoping something of value will eventually float to the surface.

>>37854268
So you get mad. You write a fucking long-as-shit poast about it, in an era where people outside the anime boards won't read a three-sentence paragraph. You get a tl;dr from Gaiafag cancer, some mod apologist bullshit copypasted directly out of a 4Chan Community Manager's PDF handout, Section: "Dealing With Problem Users (flowchart)". Another ringer faggot: BASED mods. No one here has used "based" for three years, but he mains Twitter, so he doesn't know that. Some subhuman Reddit shitter who hasn't put into /r9k/ the kind of effort in nine fucking years what you put in during one day chimes in to fakequote you. >Baww why can't life be other than a fucking nightmare.
Some fucking 6'2" teenager with a successful #brand, whose biggest problem is which one of his 18-year-old fangirls he's going to fuck this weekend, comes in and tells you to stop being dramatic. LOL if you think he's going to read all that shit: he reads Twitter accounts by delusional retards who think that either Communist Catholicism or Confederate Frogposting can stop the all-devouring march of capital and entropy. You have memorized every 4chan NPC's dialog tree, and you can quote them word for word, but you tip your enormous ungainly burn-pile of a post into /r9k/ in the hope that there's another fucking human being playing this game.

Maybe your thread gets autosaged or deleted. Maybe you get banned for three days, so that no company resources are wasted on your appeal, so that you can come back and piss more of your life away arguing with idiots. If you're incredibly lucky, you'll get a custom red-text ban with snarky text written by a laid-off Gawker writer, so mods can attention-whore at your expense. Ketamine abusers whoms't'd've been rendered involuntarily celibate by their own irony will tsk and be glad that they don't care about anything as much as you. One thing is certain: you will have exactly zero effect on anything.

So, yeah. This rule sucks.

you have issues, oregano desu

>>37854254
kill yourself normieshitter

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>>37854254
>>37854268
>>37854281
Tl;dr lul

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>Thinking he can find his wife on r9k

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

I don't even care about thia face rule but fuck me, soc is a shitty board.

Sucks shit for those types who like to post and see other robots, because soc is such a cesspool of faggotry that now they all have to go there.

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>>37854363
Shut up tripcuck

I don't think 4chan will ever actually be social but I was outraged too. This mod is obvious a NEET autist who gets angry when he sees posts that aren't anime.

Writing that face posting is not allowed on r9k when that's not even in the rules. Because autists always insist that camwhoring like chubby threads on soc is the same thing as posting your face. What a crock of shit. This board is already as normalfag as it could get. Who gives a shit if there's faces if it's not the same types of threads you see on soc?

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/soc/ fags literally blow the fuck out

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Oldfags know this is passta

>>37854363
Isn't your fave on /soc/ vyro?

>>37854363
>A fucking tripfag
>Thinking anything he says matters
>He thinks r9k is any better
Denied, sit down

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tfw traps can't post their gay shit anymore

>>37854430
I have posted on soc.

Doesn't mean I like the board. Just don't have options.

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crossover episode with /s4s/

Good. Now we need to ban those pathetic cucks that keep talking about fembots.

Mods=Gods

>/soc/ fags btfo

If only they'd start banning the 90 gay/trap threads we have up at a time and all the relationshit

>As opposed to what? The MRA board? The mass shooting announcement board? The "I can't get a girlfriend board"? Judging by the thread moves they've been doing, they want this to be /pol/'s garbage dump.

You literally are a textbook normie mad that his social normie hugbox is being curtailed.

all those things you said the board was like the MRA board, the I cant get a girlfriend board are literally what this place was before you faggots came in and turned into /facebook/

Fuck off

>>37854290
You're a worthless poster.
>>37854293
Would a normalfag have written this post? You're fucking braindead.
>>37854315
Go back to 8ch /v/, you "I'm totally not a hebephile like Podesta, because I age Tomoko up in my jerkoff fantasies" faggot.
>>37854316
Where did I say that? Take your knockoff /sp/ meme that you use to epically fucking own people on /v/ and trade it in for some fucking reading comprehension, you wannabe EDfag shitter.
>>37854420
Go hump the dead fake [s4s] vision of 4chan culture that moot created because he wanted us to forget about all the loli.

PS to any actual 4chan staff:

READ THIS FUCKING THREAD, YOU RETARDED FAGGOTS.

Look at it from a simple fucking return-on-investment point of view. I get NOTHING for this shit. I spend two hours on a post. I edit it twenty times. I pour my fucking heart into it.

I get nothing but >>37854293, >>37854315, >>37854316, >>37854438. Dogshit from morons. People, attractive people who post their attractive bodies, get with ONE PICTURE more positive interaction-- you know, the thing you have us pay each other with instead of money-- than I do for two hours of fucking work.

What the fuck are you thinking?

You've read the rule. Get going, Normo. I'll even give you a link to speed you on your way:
>>>/soc/

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No selfies means no Chads and roasties getting all the attention. I'm all for it!

This shit is one cause of why /r9k/ was originally deleted. Newfags need to go elsewhere for their social media fixation. OP is always a faggot and needs to become an hero.

>>37854475
>>37854479
>>37854497
>>37854501
>>37854512
How about I leak the fucking janitor team slack?

How about you fucking LISTEN TO THE FUCKING POST AND ADDRESS IT, rather than astroturfing the shit out of the thread?

Go die. PS. Haven is bald.

>>37854497
Here, let me give you an excuse: >>>/soc/25373215

>>37854501
Nice Cal Arts face. You can't draw.

This was already a rule I don't understand. Nothing changed.

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>>37854388
Sorry anon, but ....pic related....

>>37854554
literally nobody cares about your sikrit club or its drama

less normie facebook tier am i kawaii desu ne posting is more than good enough for me

fuck off back to /soc/

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>mfw mods are making r9k great again

This is a board for the sexually disadvantaged to anonymously spew filth, i'm sick of roasties and pseudonormies posting their photos here anyway

this board is run by is for us

deal with it

>>37854589
>>37854601
Then fucking change it, you retard. ADDRESS THE FUCKING POST. You aren't Japanese. I don't give a shit what Avery said. Don't try this autistic "hide behind tradition" shit. Your use case management fucking sucks.

I am literally, right now, doing exactly what the fuck you claim to want me to be doing-- generating high-effort, high-engagement content-- and I'm being shat on for it.

You'd rather astroturf the fucking thread than talk to me about what you're doing, than fucking elaborate for anyone who's reading what exactly the fucking plan is here.

>>37854316
i found my boyfriend on /b/ eons ago

>>37854673
Your "is this pedo" threads are also being deleted. This concerns you as well.

>>37854679
>Then fucking change it, you retard

no?

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>>37854679
The plan is that if you are a fucking bitch attention whore, go and whore somewhere else. Also kys on your way.

>>37854494
>I'm mad because I can't follow rules!

No, why don't YOU learn to fucking read you sobbing mess. They were clear from the start and quite frankly people here don't give the slightest shit of /soc/ tier posters. So why don't you FUCK OFF

>>37854728
You've got the acumen of Jack Dorsey with the smugness of a Gawker writer.

>>37854763
You really want to fucking go that way? Fine.

/soc/ is a recent board and an /r9k/ spinoff. You're not "making /r9k/ great again", you fucking idiot, you're contributing to the death-of-a-thousand-cuts that ruined this board in the fucking first place. You don't enforce this shit for /bant/. You don't enforce it for /cgl/ or /fit/. You only shit on us, because the users won't riot, and you can get away with it. Your dumb NEW rule is dumb.

May every day bring a new shooting, and may the feds be at your door day and night. Fuck off.

>>37854679
>He thinks everyone will agree with him from the amount of words he puts down

*ahem*

lol

/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.

This was posted in 2015

>getting mad about them enforcing the rules 2 years later
>a rule that was stickied at the very top of the board

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>>37854824
You're such a little bitch dude, you type all these fucking words and have nothing to say but cry over why everyone doesn't side with 'your way'

No one, and I mean NO ONE wants /soc/ tier psoting on /r9k/, Get the fuck over it baby

>>37854828
To be fair, robot face threads are not hookup or rate threads, and camwhoring is posting nudes and shit

Robot face threads and thoae alcohol threads did not break the rules.

>>37854824
Holy shit just kill yourself already and fuck off

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>>37854494
All this projecting in one post, jesus christ.

>>37854254
Tldr
Also, OP is a huge butthurt faggot

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You could always bypass the "no selfies allowed" rule with those "make yourself a cartoon/anime character" websites.

>>37854825
>he's eventually going to go nuts and fly up his own ass on an esoteric political philosophy, because he grew up on /b/ and gained the ability to shut down any criticism of his dumb bullshit with irrelevant one-liners, which means no one can correct him when he's being stupid
>>37854828
Wow, 2015? I've only been here for like ten years before that! That doesn't matter, though. The site belongs to Christopher Cohen-Poole, matrilineal jew, and pissing your fucking life away for it doesn't entitle you to anything.
>>37854859
Why don't you go back to /b/? There's probably some CP for you to fap to before finally, reluctantly deleting it.

>>37854910
I'm owning you with every fucking post and you know it. Twenty more of me, and you'd have to make a board. I know this because it was called /new/.
>>37854913
You literally made a furry board so that 8ch wouldn't steal your traffic. "Fuck off" is meaningless, coming from you.

>>37854905
posting pictures of your face and asking for feedback is both advice and camwhoring

fuck off normie, stop trying to find loopholes in the rules to justify your egotistical behaviour and fuck off back to your containment board to feel like a special snowflake

Failed normies utterly BTFO

Now we don't have annoying low IQ normies posting their dicks all over the place, and I can safely report anyone who does

/soc/ was made due to camwhores on /b/ and /r9k/. About time to kick them to the curb.

>>37854988
No one has used "BTFO" in two years. Go back to #j*niteam. You're probably using Slack or something now, though, right?

>>37855056
>Go back to #j*niteam. You're probably using Slack or something now, though, right?
what? I don't know what those things are

Face it normalfag, your days are numbered here. Can't wait to report your shitty attention whoring posts

Posting on any chan is feeling more like beating a dead horse every day
I miss when I could have genuine conversations with anyone. Not just on the internet, but irl too.

I wish I knew where else to go.

Not even going to bother addressing op or anyone else because you're probably trolls. Maybe these places really are dying. It's sad.

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>>37854984
You don't even have an argument at this point, you're just mad because everyone in the entire thread thinks you're a humongous self entitled piece of human trash that thinks his word is law

In other words, the only person that's listening to your bullshit is you and you're literally wasting time crying over something that's been in place for two years and never gets any complaints.

Get
Owned

>>37854984
You're just quoting random posts and spout nonsense. Stop, dude.

>Real moot

Yeah I miss him

>>37855092
So much this. Yes.

>>37855098
>you're a humongous self entitled piece of human trash that thinks his word is law

That's Ape. I'm a user who got shat on, complained about it, and then got shat on AGAIN.
You're a faggot who doesn't care that his shit fucks over peoples' lives. "Fun, but not at the expense of others", or whatever that gay sticky was. That really fucking holds up when you're dealing with the people you've fucked over, doesn't it?

>>37855147
I've thrown you so bad you messed up the tense on "spouting". I think I'm doing something right.

>>37854479
>If only they'd start banning the 90 gay/trap threads we have up at a time and all the relationshit

This. I spend so much time telling the gays to get off our fucking board I can't enjoy /r9k/ anymore. I am seriously just considering giving up and leaving at this point because every time you tell the faggots to go back to /lgbt/ they claim /r9k/ is a gay board and then make 2 more faggot threads. It's seriously gotten to the point I went from being very tolerant of gays to feeling incredible hatred for them.

>>37854254
>As opposed to what? The MRA board? The mass shooting announcement board? The "I can't get a girlfriend board"? Judging by the thread moves they've been doing, they want this to be /pol/'s garbage dump.
No, they don't want this turning into yet ANOTHER /b/.
Go look and /b/ and tell me you want /r9k/ to experience the same fate. Bait thread anyways.

>>37855243
/r9k/ was the de-facto gay discussion board before /lgbt/ was created. You're counting on everyone who's reading this to have no knowledge of history.

>>37855243
and now you're starting to understand why people dislike gays

they hit you with arguments like 'what, you dislike two men being in love' to make it harder to argue, when that's not the problem

the problem is faggots making their sexuality their entire identity, spreading it everywhere as loudly as possible for the world to see, and generally being as obnoxious as fucking possible about it. Look at any pride parade or gay 'culture' - how loud and bright and in your face the whole thing is. The whole scene is degenerate and disgusting as fuck.

>>37855224
Calm the fuck down.
It's an image board.

Normie is mad~!
Normie is mad~!
Normie is mad~!

G*D bless you mods/hiroshima for doing something about the camcucks

>>37854254
>Posts you'd seen every day for half a fucking decade get deleted.
thank
fucking
god

mods finally doing their job

>>37854824
>You only shit on us, because the users won't riot, and you can get away with it. Your dumb NEW rule is dumb.
>new
I will refer you to my photo again >>37854601 try to develop some reading comprehension, that was ppsted... two (2) years ago. Not new. They're just finally enforcing it because most of us are sick of our board turning to absolute shit because faggots know they'll get more attention on here than their containment board. You are wrong, deal with it and Fuck off.

>>37855092

I think between discord, kik, snapchat, the fappening and all that the place has become like that. People hang shit on normies but lets face it the friendly normies made this place.

t. old wizard

>>37855349
It was never a rule to not post your face. Only soc threads were against the rules, of which was not entirely well defined. Rate threads was being (((implied))) any time a face was posted.

>>37855272
>le every board will turn into /b/ faec

Every board has already turned into neo-/b/, by which I mean /pol/. See >>37855243 and >>37855299.

You're fucking dumb and your talking points are fucking dumb. Why can't you just admit that, yes, I got screwed? You don't even have to do anything about it. Just put your fucking four-leaf capcode on, say "sorry I ran something that was pretty much designed to vampirize the best part of you, no we're not going to change, sorry for yuor lots"? Would it fucking kill you to admit even a little... Guilt? Error? Anything?

>>37855315
Go suck up to the circlejerk some more. Maybe you'll finally get +v.

>>37854254
kys normie, go back to your containment board

>>37855357
shut up you fucking newfag

>>37854254
lmao butthurt roastie lost her validation farm

>>37855392
Chris Pool was a Brooklynite hipster jew. The oldfag mods are all upper-middle-class hipsters. He's not wrong.

No one reading this thread remembers moot camwhoring, though.

>>37855392
>this board was made for the abnormafaggots
>>>/wizchan/

>>37855092
>I miss when I could have genuine conversations with anyone. Not just on the internet, but irl too.
>Looking to have conversations on a imageboard
LMAO What are you some kind of faggot?

>I wish I knew where else to go.
Here's an idea, practice what you preach, go outside AND HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH A REAL PERSON. FUCKING IDIOT NORMALFAG

>>37855418
If there were somehow a thread where the cockmongler were posting himself here in 2017, it wouldn't be a soc thread.

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>>37854254
>>37854494
>>37854554
>>37854679
>>37854824
>>37854984
>>37855224
>>37855374
>>37855224
Just letting you know I'm screencapping all of this so we can all remember what a colossal faggot you were today. You were known as "Anon: The last /soc/ poster" to /r9k/

>>37855428
This. If you want a boring as shit place its right over there waiting for you.

Complaining about 4chan is against the rules.

>>37855475
bonus points if you can come up with a prologue

>>37855475
So c is much more retarded lad, not him, but that's why everyone hates soc is because that is all that it is SOC. It's awful. Most users don't even use the catalog and post the same thread over and over.

Imagine being THIS MAD
ahaha fucking get out OP
Enjoy life on >>>/soc/ you faggot

>>37855482
Provide a link to said "rule"

>>37855482
>banning someone is actually possible
It's about the board culture getting wrecked. When there are no (((normies))) left you'll have no one to hate but yourselves.

>>37855532
>>37855532
>Provide a link to said "rule"
>>>/global/rules/8

>>37855547
holy shit
>>>/r9k/rules/4

>>37855532
http://www.4chan.org/rules
>Complaining about 4chan (its policies, moderation, etc) on the imageboards may result in post deletion and a ban.
Back to /soc/, newfag. Out, out.

>>37854254
normalfag
>>37854268
hey normalfag
>>37854281
sup normalfag

>>37855573
>responding to a post is bypassing the robot
lul
Also lazyposters should be banned on sight too. I hope you report them.

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>>37855438
Here's a better idea: accept that the internet's permeated/ruined everything, and when people complain that your shitty management is shitty, don't alternately spam the thread-- yeah, it's fucking spam-- with one-liners and tell them to just chill the fuck out don't take it so seriously man 420 weeeed.

>>37855378
Here are my Robot Credentials:
I am fucking 31. I am a KHV and a wizard. I am five foot fucking four.

Now, your next move, which I can predict because you are a fucking bot, will be to pivot 180 from YOU'RE A NORMIE to LOL MANLET VIRGIN, because you're a scumbag with zero integrity. But I am a fucking robot. By any reasonable definition of "robot", I fucking am one.

>>37855475
You wouldn't dare, because I'm a better writer than you and the points I made in the OP are solid. If you repost this, you'll just be spreading it around for people to agree with. Maybe you'll edit it to make it look dumb, though. Hell, why not edit it right now? Based Irwin, am I right? Getting the sick fucking owns.

>>37855576
Then delete the thread and ban me. I honestly do not give a shit at this point. I was sort of hoping you'd maybe acknowledge that the situation was a little fucked up.

>>37855547
The operative word there is "may"

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>>37854643
the normie rage is astounding its giving me flashbacks to the election salt

>>37854254
/r9k/ was always a venting board for social misfits. It was never /adv/ and especially not /soc/. Please get the fuck out of here you DUMB NORMALSLIME CUNT

>>37855596
I was just trying out linking my favorite rule
what's a lazyposter

Ban trap threads next!

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>>37855603
>The sick fucking owns

No what I meant to say was you're a based fucking writer anon, KEEP GOING KEK

>>37854434
>leejunfag
>complaining about a tripfag
>in the /soc/ 2.0 thread

Wew

>>37855619
Ah, nice.

Sometime I just made up.
The people who say something that adds nothing of value and would get hit by the robot but instead evade.
Typing:
'originato' or something stupid.

Lmao I recognize this autistic writing style anywhere. Fuck you fatman, fuck you and your beaner sex slave.

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OP, I apologize if you've already answered this question, but why exactly do you want to keep camwhore photos in /r9k/? What does the board gain? I feel as though camwhore photos have been massively detrimental to the board, for example the constant barrage of photos of "Eliza" or "Erica" whatever the fuck her name is.

>>37855657
>Sometime I just made up.
Something.
fucking RIP

>>37854494
>bootystatus
B L A S T E D

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>>37854254
>>37854268
>>37854281
Nice pasta you got there

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>>37855475
>>37855603
Just to make sure you know this isn't a bluff.

See you in history Aang "Enact a rule I make myself a fool" /soc/ poster

>>37855274
/r9k/ isn't now and never was widely known as a gay board. Even if it was pre /lgbt/, fact is that board exists now. Why continue to ppst here when it's explicitly against and derails the culture of the board?

>>37855299
I just don't get why there is so many now and why they insist on posting here when there is a dedicated board for them and so many other sites friendly to their views that offer them a safe space to be as gay as they fucking want. We just have /r9k/ and wizchan and I shouldn't have to leave my own board to feel at home.

>>37855374
How am I anything like /pol/ retard? Because I'm sick to death of the constant fag and trap spam wiping all the actual robot threads off the catalogue? Because I hate the people coming here with the specific agenda of destroying this board? Maybe you're ok with the interracial cuck, gay and trap threads. I'm not.

OP seems psychotic or something.

>>37854281

>>oldfag detected
Golf claps

>>37854679
>Avery
God, I love Avery Morrow so much. He is the greatest man who ever lived. All hail Shii.

>>37855224
>I've thrown you so bad you messed up the tense on "spouting". I think I'm doing something right.

I like the smell of your bait there, jeb

>>37855596
No one's going to ban these people. I saw this same shit on /q/ (not /qa/). These guys are from either #j*niteam (actually typing the name is an autoban) or one of the ancillary #4chan circlejerk chats.

When you make a post critical of 4chan, jannies relay it to chat so they can show up with out-of-date memes to try and make fun of you, because that's easier than fixing anything. On /q/, there were these two guys who'd show up whenever anyone criticized the latest dumb mod-butthurt crackdown and tag-team you until the thread died. I think one of them was A-San, but I'm not sure. I nearly worked out their sleep hours, though.

I'm not fucking kidding! Try it yourself! Make literally any post about how the jans shouldn't be deleting something, and within SECONDS, you'll be mobbed. The "right" way to complain about it is to be like /sp/ or /jp/ and just go maximum shitter, zero-effort spam, mock them, relentlessly shit everything up. You won't affect their decisions, because they're physically incapable of admitting they're wrong, but if you're charismatic enough, you can get yourself a clique, which you can spin off to make another site. That's too much for me, though. I'm autistic, and therefore prefer all this earnest gay shit.

>>37855664
I've never used a trip. Try harder.

>>37855717
Who's Aang? Where on the "Dealing With User Dissent" flowchart is "accuse them of being random people"?

>>37855780
He couldn't deal with being a lolicon, and it eventually drove him insane. May he find peace in the bosom of Jesus, amen.

>>37855243
>>37855299
>right winger chrisfags post reverse psychology troll
>morons fall for it and actually start to hate gays
They are only five percent of the population. You really think they're going to just swarm here? Fucking idiots. They don't post hary men a shit ton. It's ironic 90 percent of the time.

>>37854363

It's so sad. I checked out a soc rate thread earlier and recognized a robot that had posted here.
He was lost in a sea of stacies and chads without a single (you)
Robots cannot /soc/, even when they try. Theyre a different breed of people.

We need a Cyborg board for the robots that wish to advance past bitter neetdom but will never be able to reach
/soc/ in terms of normie behavoir

>>37855875
>HAHAHA I'M IRONICALLY SUCKING MY FRIEND'S DICK NO HOMO BRO HAHAHA

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>>37855816
Reporting them works anon. I think the problem is nobody does.

>>37855875
>christfags*
Because the retards won't know what I meant to type.

>>37855816
>He doesn't even recognize the name Aang from Avatar

Underage detected, who would of thought too?

>>37855890
>you can ban people
Only the idiots unless you start range banning every area. Of which would make this site just as jewish as when that happened in two chan to force people to buy passes.
>>37855910
>he didn't watch a murkan middle schooler literal cartoon ergo he is a child
It's the oppostie ironically.

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Normalfags absolutely btfo

Get fucked faggot

Why the robot hasn't been disabled yet is beyond me. Just let this place be a board for discussing life and feelings, please. None of that "no women allowed" bullshit, but this place should be a board for discussing LIFE, FEELINGS, AND ROBOT CULTURE. /R9K/ WILL NEVER BE A BOARD WITH ORIGINAL CONTENT. STOP TRYING TO FORCE IT INTO SOMETHING THAT IT WILL *N E V E R* BE.

>>37854254

I am really confused and didn't even bother to read a third of this post. I am guessing you're angry because of the new rule (not actually new) of "don't treat this board like /soc/". This board isn't the place for /soc/ tier face-rate threads or other stuff that involves your personal image. I am honestly happy that this is a thing now.

>"fembots" (ERPing men) can't post images of "themselves" and say it's them since it is bannable
>actual roasties can't post themselves because it's a bannable offense
>no more trannies

It fixes a few issues of this board and I think we are on track to making this the autist save-haven I remember it was. One thing I am concerned about is your post. I literally cannot understand what you're trying to say. This is some good pasta though. I am saving this shit, boi.

MAKE /R9K/ GREAT AGAIN

>>37855943
I didn't watch it either, but everyone still knew it because it was one of the mainline shows. So either you're underage or you're some weird european

>>37855675
Because I'm a fucking lonely-ass wizard with a shitty life. I want to go on the only board I still visit, and I want to see pretty girls that I have no chance of getting IRL. Is this fucking rocket science? Is it brain surgery?

What I don't want to do is "go on /soc/ (after being told that going to /soc/ makes you a fag) to honor a shitty, useless rule that never should have been enacted and is seldom enforced unless people bitch about it". You think I want to use your fucking meme board after you trash it like this, and make visiting it humiliating? You think anyone wants to use it when "go to /soc/" is a fucking insult? Are you dumb?

And, yeah, way to make more space for, what? Suicide threads? What the fuck do you think you're encouraging here?

>>37855816
By the way, if he's the same guy I think he is (and if I somehow managed to stumble upon him AGAIN), he's a "JK-sexual" now? Which, whatever.
Also, I'm not who you think I am. I never tripped, never had an identity, kept my head down like we're "supposed" to. No matter who you guess, you'll be wrong.

>>37855890
I don't report posts. Fuck anyone who does. The idiot management screwed up this site so badly that GamerGate happened. What did you think the end result of "TALK ABOUT VIDYA" would be? Because that was it.

>>37855910
>threatening to repost an anon's posts, on an anonymous imageboard, so that more people can see them
>having watched Avatar
Are you underage or just dumb?

>>37856029
Failed normies deserve an autoban. End of story.

>>37854254
>the normalfag is enraged because he (who are we kidding it's probably a fucking tranny or roastie lmoa) can't whore himself out for attention on a Minoan mythology discussion board anymore
HAHAHA GET FUCKED NORMIE
AND STAY OUT. MODS = GODS

>>37854254
get the fuck out normie

you dont need to post a face to meet people here

>>37856003
>didn't read the post
>replying to it anyway
Global Rule 6: The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.

You know, someone should do that. Shitposters reading this thread: Just take dumb, vague rules like this and spam them everywhere. Reply to everything with them, until quoting the rules becomes bannable. That'd be funny.

Also, this rule is dumb. "Don't post pictures of yourself"? Try enforcing that on /fit/. Try enforcing it on /soc/. There's a fucking "look at my leg" thread on /bant/ right now, but you're ignoring it because... why?
>just because it's unenforceable and severely inconveniences everyone doesn't make it dumb

>>37856029
Normie

f u c k

o f f

go to /soc/

>>37856029
>I want to see pretty girls that I have no chance of getting IRL
>Is this fucking rocket science
No but it's being a creep and boring as hell.

>>37856029

Basically what I read is that you don't want to go /soc/ because it requires you to be a semi-attractive normie to get any luck there, so you like sticking here to post in Eliza/qtgrill worship threads and orbit in "fembot" threads. You've probably tried in the past to get nudes or hook-ups and are so bitter about it that you refuse to go there. Now you're throwing a industrial-grade autism fit because the mods are enforcing a rule that has been around forever. You're the biggest beta I've seen. If you want to look at girls go to some roastie's social-media page, YouTube, ect. There's plenty of roasties for you to orbit.

>I'm a lonely-ass wizard with a shitty life and I need to fill the void with pretty girls I will never touch
>>/killurselfROFL/

>>37855875
I highly doubt right wing christfags are here posting "tfw no qt twink bf" threads with anime loli pics and then posting their nudes and exchanging contact details to go assfuck eachother.

That was a really good post.

>>37856077
Yeah, Astegos, god of living in your car.

>>37856089
Did you read my post? I want to look and potentially converse with pretty girls on a board that you haven't painted as a worse ghetto than fucking /r9k/. You shit all over this board, then you expect people to use it? Stupid.

>>37856110
By what possible definition is "31-year-old wizard who spends hours per day, and is in fact willing to sit in a thread and argue for two hours" a normie? Do you proofread your own posts?

>>37856142
Fine. I'm a boring creep. I'm also on the fucking boring creep board, that you put me on, by gentrifying the ever-loving shit out of the rest of the website. I know I'm scum, but please at least let me have my fucking pond.

>>37856161
>Basically I'm going to strawman the shit out of you
I've never tried to "hook up" on /soc/. I assume you can read my post history, so you know I'm not lying. By the way, "jews aren't real" doesn't count as an attempt at hooking up.
I have never tried to get nudes from anyone on /soc/. I refuse to go there because you're too fucking stupid to refrain from calling /soc/ a shithole whenever you get the chance, thus ensuring that no one wants to use it.
Plus, "autism fit"? You do know where you are, right?
>been around forever
Two years is only "forever" to you if you came here in like '14. Fucking newfag.
>If you want to look at girls go to some roastie's social-media page
And if you want to discuss video games, go to Tumblr or Twitter. We both know that other sites have completely outcompeted us. This is my home.

>Hiroyuki gifts us a brand new rule, one we asked for especially, and turbonormies get ultrapissed
Arigatou, Nishimura.

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do you fellas like anime?

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>>37854254
>WAAAAHHHH I CAN'T POST OTHER PEOPLE'S PICTURES FOR ATTENTION :(((
Oh, poor baby. Just do it on /soc/, be grateful we haven't purged the "fembot" threads yet. If you're confident and/or stupid enough to post actual pictures of yourself then you belong on reddit anyway.

>>37856096

>blokes post pictures of their recent cut or recent gains on /fit/
>completely fitness related
>whores on /soc/ post vaginas or contact info
>that's /soc/

The reason it's enforced here is because this is a board without any particular topic or thing that it's centered around. The mods decided it was a problem and I am okay with it. Matter of fact it was a problem in my opinion. Fembot threads are filled with images that people claim to be them, and they shit up the board by attracting orbiters. I fucking hate Rate Me threads. I fucking hate trannies seeking out attention. I hate /soc/ tier posting in general.

>it's unenforceable and severely inconveniences everyone
It inconveniences people posing as women or actual roasties. That's fine. They can take their shit to /soc/ or cosplay.
>there is a rate my leg thread on /bant/ but you're ignoring it
Are you saying that I am a mod? I don't control that shit.

>>37856276
/Soc/ is the boring creep board, you can go there now and leave those that just want to post regularly here.
Win win for everybody.

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I'm not going to read all that shit OP, but I'm happy. I hated every time there was a uggo thread, a bunch of normies post their faces that look above average. Not in anyway uggo.

Just posting to brag. Posting faces is for /soc/, so have fun going through all the dick, trap, and gay threads to get to them.
To all the femanons that posted their faces here, have fun in /soc/ where the normie guys treat you like a whore on the backpages kek.

>tfw just took a picture of myself after losing 60 pounds and wanted to post it to hopefully inspire other robots
>tfw if I did I'd probably get banned
I look a lot better now, and I haven't even hit my goal weight. Especially in the face. You've probably heard it a million times, but weight loss can make you feel so much better /r9k/.

>>37856280
I thought it had "been around forever". It's "new" now? And he did it for you? I'm a turbonormie?

You don't even read the threads you jump into, do you? You're too dumb to be a janitor shill. You're probably a Vladdie.

>>37856295
I actually like MD Geist manime bullshit, but there's no chance I'm going to admit it anywhere else but a nameless BBS, because it's become a dumb normie signifier that you're not one of those creeeepy otaku.

>>37856309
>how dare you have an emotional reaction to the dismantling of part of your home

>>37856324
>The reason it's enforced here is because this is a board without any particular topic or thing that it's centered around.
And that's fucking stupid.

>>37856331
Minty-fresh. Are you, mayhap, a woman? You're not going to understand what I'm talking about until you're 40. It's pointless for you to read these posts.

>>37856345
Front-line reporter/10

>>37856391
Nobody cares

original mucho grande

>>37854254
>I want to plaster pictures of myself absolutely everywhere
Millennials are taint. Go rent a bilboard, at least then I can vandalize you.

>>37856251
I rushed it. I was pretty pissed off.

>>37856386
Checking your image's MD5 on Desuarchive, you've apparently been banned from /tv/?

>>37856345
MODS MODS GET IN HERE!!

>>37856397
>Are you, mayhap, a woman?
What does that have to do with anything, if you want pictures of people you can look at pictures of people, if you want to post whatever it is you do here, then do it here. I dont think I'm missing anything right? I dont see what the problem is.

>Stop people from posting images on an imageboard
>Doesn't get rid of the retarded robot that nobody asked for
Thanks

>>37856438
I wasn't joking. Even if I don't agree with you, the passion shown in it was simply amazing.

>>37856438
I've never posted on /tv/ before. Went there once a long time ago, and it looked abandoned. So I never tried going back again.

>>37856457
>stop roasties and beta orbiters and gay faggots posting dick picks and shitting up everyone elses fun

yes thank you very much go..I mean mods :3

Now if only they fixed the Blacked posting, I really don't understand the appeal. and I was one of the few that loved oat posting

>>37856027
I didn't say I didn't watch it baka.

>>37856208
You don't understand facism then, because, hello, this is 4chan.

>>37856509
>Loved oat posting
Your opinion is invalidated

>>37856509
The blacked stuff is the same shit as the gay reverse psychology that I meantioned in this thread. By the same right wingers.

ITT some autist from an outlying realm of pure autism is complaining how he can't view cute girl pictures here anymore because he is too lazy to go anywhere else. So he needs to make an incomprehensible wall of text that spans three whole posts and replies to literally every poster here.

Wew lad. This is either some weapons-grade autism or this man is the master of both rusemanship and shitposting.

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>>37856541
>loved dick posting, roastie attention whore threads and beta orbiters begging for female attention (pro-tip there has never been and never will be a fembot, they do not exist)

literally theoretically and hypothetically fuck off back to /b/ and /soc/ loser, you've lost.

>>37856563
It's just trolls getting a rise out of paranoid schizophrenics such as yourself.

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Transvestites can't attentionwhoring anymore. I am glad that this was decided. The thirsty fuckers will need to go to /soc/ wether they like it or not as well. Today was a good day.

Goodbye Pizza, you degenerate sad idiot. No more imbeciles calling you 'cute' only to keep feeding your delusional dreams of being a real girl. Remember what I said to you once, trannies never have fulfilling adult lives.

OP doesn't want girls, he wants /r9k/ girls, because it's somehow more validating for him.

>>37854254
Go back to your containment board roastie.

>>37856432
You don't know what a millenial is, you fucking retard.

Listen. All through this thread, starting I M M E D I A T E L Y after I posted, you've been trying to paint me as shit I'm not. /soc/fag, roastie, whatever. So I go and explicitly lay out who I am and why I'm saying what I say.
And yet you CONTINUE to call me shit I'm not, even with my shameful background laid out in front of you. You're not good at your job.

>>37856450
I think I know which jan you are. The mods pulled some dumb bullshit, and I complained, and you said "Uhm, no, the mods can do whatever they want". It wasn't related to my post at all, which I think was intentional on your part. You know, "he's so beneath you, it's not even worth reading his shit all the way". Come to think of it, those one-liner faggots above me were also doing that. Is it part of your tactics handout or whatever?

>>37856496
Here's what I don't get. I put all this effort into posting, and I get shat on. >>37856509 does a ":3" face and that cringe-inducing "I misspoke in text format" literal Gaia-tier furfag ERP shit, and she gets fucking nothing. Not a word about what a terrible poster she is. If you want the site to be quality, why encourage people like her?

>>37856583
/r9k/ is an autism board on an autism website that wears its autism as a badge of pride. Who the fuck is the audience you're trying to play to, here? What /r9k/ user is going to read your post and be like "hmm, yes, I agree, autism is bad"?

>>37856604
Go guilt-fap to Armin Arlert having his nuts crushed in a garbage disposal again, you fujo snatch.

>>37856623
>Transvestites can't attentionwhoring anymore.
Has the 4chan Mod Internet Defense Force been outsourced to the fucking Philippines? Is this like those sites where they buy a bunch of third-worlders to post a lot and pump up the activity so people don't think it's dead? See, like this: >>37856703. This is not how an actual person writes.

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>normies try to get into 4chan
>realise it isn't made for the normie scum
>do this thread
Go back to facebook stupid normie
>your face right now

reminder that is just an extension of japmoot trying to discretely destroy r9k after the beta uprising.

>>37854363
Holy shit I thought Vyro was done fagtripping it up

>>37854254
>>37854268
>>37854281
tl;dr
>4chan has too many rules
>OP's time on 4chan has been wasted
>OP feels unappreciated

>>37854254
>No more Eliza
>No more Agatha
>No more muck or dirt or whatever his name is.
>No more of that one ugly mtf.
>No more of that fat fuck that spoiler posts himself.


MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS

M O D S

A B S O L U T E

G O D S

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>>37856721
>I think I know which jan you are
Are you saying I'm a janitor? I have and never will be one.
I was none of those people.
What are you even on about, I just think that the culture around here on pictures and stuff is dumb.

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Thank
God
Be
Praised
The garbage normies will move out from 4 chan!
BIE BIE NORMIES NOBODY WILL MISS YOU!!!!

>>37856757
You saved a thumbnail. Lemme just look that up real quick.
https://archived.moe/b/thread/734918366
I guess you're a /b/tard or something?

>>37856807
It's not just that there are too many, it's that they're fucking dumb.
And, no, I don't feel "underappreciated", I feel like I was fucking conned. You get all this shit about how THE USERS ARE THE LIFEBLOOD OF THE SITE ;_;7 and then you get the reality, which is this. It sucks.

>>37856808
No one has ever posted "mods = gods" besides the mods themselves. Prove me wrong.

>>37856833
Look at how this guy writes. It's ESL shit. "The garbage normies will (random linebreak) move out from 4chan"?
"BIE BIE"? Is this fucker Korean or something? Why is my opinion less valid than that of a man who eats dogs?

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>>37856721
Regardelss of what you are, you incite and encourage shitty content on our board and we're finally done with it. so you can go down with the purge or shut the fuck up and be happy. the majority and the mods have spoken.

you aren't any less of a robot for disagreeing with the majority of robots here, but your idea that beta orbiters and roasties inhabiting here should stay is bad, just objectively.

you're even worse for not going to soc because you feel "shamed" by us for going on there. you're fucking anonymous, who cares. nobody is tracking you. do what you want. also every time someone asks you a legitimate question you just insult them, and everyone that shitposts here you give a lengthy paragraph with broken english. So nobody will take you seriously or remember you, remember that.

>>37856276
pssssst
i have a solution
if you want to orbit pretty girls, but don't want to leave 4chan, there's actually a board exclusively for that
it's called /soc/

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>>37856833
>people can still post traps
>attention whoring is still prevalent
>The board barely has any original content anymore

But there's no more normies so that makes it all fixed.

>>well we don't want /r9k/ turning into /soc/
>As opposed to what? The MRA board? The mass shooting announcement board? The "I can't get a girlfriend board"?
Yes please. All of the above.

>>37856907
nobody cares about your opinion normie
just leave
nobody likes you
go be a normie somewhere else, I sugest the garbage dump, where you you find your equals

>normalshits are getting triggered because they cant attention whore on r9k with their selfies anymore
hahahaha kys scum

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>>37856953
>people posting their ugly fucking faces and whores asking for new instagram followers was the only content being made here

are there really people here who think this.

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>>37856907
U mad normie?
maybe it's too much
gonna cry?
Want your free space loser?

>>37856953
At least there won't be any att whores asking for props

>>37856907
you gionna cry little normie? you gona cry? hahahahahaha

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>>37855621
The glorious thing about mods finally enforcing this rule is that most Trap threads will be effectively banned as well.

You see, /r9k/ was plagued with a bunch of tripfag trannies who would spam threads containing selfies of themselves. These threads attracted many orbiters so even more trannies came to /r9k/ to post their assholes and show off their stripped kneesocks. /lgbt/ will no longer have any power now that mods have finally made their presence known. Tripfags trannies lose their orbitors and will have no choice but to fuck off to /lgbt/

Godspeed mods.
Godspeed /r9k/
The future for this board is looking bright AF right now.

>>37857081
And el*za threads.

And aggie threads.

And p*zza threads.

feels

g ooooooooooooooooooooo d

m a n

>>37854254
Yes, that's what /r9k/ is supposed to be. Maybe you should take it to reddit or just stay in your discords.

>This is 4chan: You watch helplessly as people you knew and liked get banned.

Get fucked /soc/fag

>>37856911
Who's "we"? You're trying to pull forum maneuvers on me. If you understood how anonymous imageboards worked, you wouldn't do that.

The strength of Anonymous boards is that they're designed to defeat political maneuvers. There's no mandatory names, so you can't track people from post to post or establish pecking orders, and so on. There's no way of telling who's posting what, so you can't be like "we outnumber you" (posters-per-thread was a dumb, software-breaking idea). Thus, only an accurate, persuasive argument will work, as per the Founding Document, etc. That's the theory, anyway.
But you, apparently, don't understand this, and are attempting to prove me wrong with numbers.
Incidentally, if you don't understand how consistently insulting a board could make people not want to post there, you're pretty fucking dense.
>So nobody will take you seriously or remember you, remember that.
Except the guy who's threatening to archive my posts.

>>37857053
Well, no, as a matter of fact. I'm making what I'd say are well-thought-out posts, and my opponents are posting shit like, well, >>37857003, >>37857053, and >>37856979. Smartfags-- like, robot-tier smartfags, not statusfagging pseuds-- are going to see my posts, be disgusted by the opposition, and agree with me not only on the strength of my arguments (which would be enough), but on that of how absolutely fucking shitty the people I'm arguing with are. The secret to dealing with a person like that is, unironically, to Just Be Yourself, while they embarrass themselves.

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>>37857081
You know, I actually feel a little hopeful now. Thanks, Anon.

>>37857260
Hey baby, nobody agrees to what you are writting here
You are a joke
We are laughing at your disgrace
Please continue this is fun
laughing at a NORMIEEEEE

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I'm 100% with you OP
Also we done on BTFO everyone who tried rebuttal you.

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>mfw all these newfag low iqs crying because they think 4chan should be like their hometown reddit and make normalfag posts like this >>>/a/158751686
>mfw some newshitstain is going to see that link and think /a/ is 'one of the worst boards'

>>37857260
this is just the first step against normie attention whores, many more to come. the mods are with us robots. whats the next step? femanon threads banned? asking for contact info illegal? r9k a blue board and no more black dicks in our face? who knows. all i know is, with the mods help we'll fix r9k and your ilk will be banished to soc, r/relationships and facebook

>>37856532
What does that even mean retard? It's fascist because I want things to be in their own containment boards instead of overwhelming other boards? /r9k/ isn't a board for faggots and traps to cyber and hookup while they pretend they're anime lolis.

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>>37854254
This kills /r9k/ face collecting autists. There are a couple of us on this board and they are probably sad. I am actually happy that they are doing this. I have to worry less about missing a face post/thread.

>>37854254
kek, now you piece of shit "fembot"s can't post on my board.

how does it feel not being able to garner as much attention as you used to?

>>37857282
Rei's like 14, my dude, and you're about five years away from being banned for "creepily obsessing over an underaged anime girl". Enjoy your hope.

>>37857241
It's "supposed to be" the mass shooting announcement board? Do you read your own posts? And, no, it's not. Moot tried for years, to the extent of deleting the board, to make it anything other than incel central, and failed.

>>37857329
Into the ocean with you, zainichi dog.

>>37857362
/a/ was A-San's personal fiefdom. It's been shit since '11 at the latest. It gets half the traffic it used to, and there's a ton of immigrants from Tumblr now (and no one does anything about it, because they're women, and women are too polite to ban). It's not worth carrying about. Yotsuba is mediocre.

>>37857382
I bet if I Googled "/r9k/ blue board", I'd be able to figure out what chat you're from. You gotta learn to launder your memes.

>>37857422
Pls hire a hitman and give them your entire folder.

>>37857422
wow that is why, kids you simply don't post your face on 4chan

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>>37857458
Mods face after reading all this

>>37857503
Not bald and sunken-eyed enough.

I mean, people can still post pics of themselves, just no timestamp and put "h-hey guys this is definitely not me" in the post.

>>37854254
>>37854268
>>37854281
Autism is a hell of a disease. I am so, so sorry for you, OP.

Also
>implying there was ever anything of worth in this shithole

I wonder if any of the ESL faggots defending the mods ITT are the same person as the ESL faggot who's going through the janitor chatlog leak on /irc/ and white-knighting their bullshit

>>37854254
>ITT: normies in denial that they are losing their power here
>>37854494
Oh I hear you loud and clear
>"I CANT POST MY FACE ON HERE ANYMORE REEEEEEE"

>>37854494
>I get NOTHING for this shit. I spend two hours on a post. I edit it twenty times. I pour my fucking heart into it.
>He UNIRONICALLY spends time on OC
>He UNIRONICALLY invests work in this site
>He UNIRONICALLY thinks about 4chan, at all
LMAOing at ur life, fgt

>>37857589
what?
so you are a mod?
hey body ban this normie plis

>>37854984
So this is the power of Autism? Huh, not bad...

Go back to 2008, you memewhore.

>>37857458
let me guess, gay porn and blacked.com cuckold threads are another saving grace of r9k according to you? get rekt normalshit, the mods are back and slowly with their help we'll purge normals once and for all

>>37855603
>Here are my Robot Credentials: I am fucking 31. I am a KHV and a wizard. I am five foot fucking four.
So why do you fucking care about some dumb normie whore posting >tfw fembot and then pulling some >teehee silly boys dont hit on me shit?
By all means, shouldn*t you look for a better alternative then? I heard M*sterchan was good, I can say that the /int/ board of Krautchan was decent and I bet Wizchan would take you with pleasure. Why stay here?

>>37856029
All this effort, all this (admittedly quite well-typed out) posts, and only bcs you cannot handle seeing no real gril tiddies on your main board anymore?!
Viper, my man, kill yourself.

>>37857524
I wasn't just memeing when I called it "unenforceable".
>wuh-wuh-well we'll just make it a blue board
Enjoy the commies taking over, or whatever.

>>37857525
>calling someone autistic on /r9k/
Again, who's supposed to be laughing at this? No one who matters cares. If anything, I'm demonstrating just how much I belong here.

>>37857584
You haven't read the thread. I don't post my face. For someone who makes a habit of pissing off people who are more than willing to dig through their post history in search of shit to use against them, that would be incredibly stupid. I'm not even using my actual IP right now!

>>37857589
You're a shitposter, and I'm an effort poster, and somehow you're getting what you want, while I'm being given a stick in the ass. This is the opposite of how I was told it worked.

>>37857604
Is this what faux-11-year-old s4s-speak sounds like when the person doing it is really mad?

>>37857624
Would if I could, friend. Would if I could.

>>37857666
Yeah, the mods are saving the board from normies (early 30s wizard oldfags/camwhore connoisseurs) so that they can deliver it into the arms of True Robots (teenagers with girlfriends and successful LP channels who use catchphrases like "get rekt" and don't watch porn). Why the fuck can't I hold all of this salvation. Jesus fucking Christ.

>>37857722
Because I fucking like them. I don't know. It's the same principle as having a moe hologram girl wake you up. It's basic male fucking nature.
>M*sterchat
That's a honeypot, and I'm not a pedo.
>Krautchan
God preserve us from the fucking Spede Passanen imitation station.
>Wizchan
Doesn't exist anymore. Fred quit. Accept no imitations.

>>37857458
>Rei's like 14, my dude, and you're about five years away from being banned for "creepily obsessing over an underaged anime girl". Enjoy your hope.
AHAHAHAHAHA just when I thought you might, MIGHT be a legitimate oldfag wizard

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>>37854254
>>37854268
>>37854281

what happens here on this website is a simulacrum of what goes on everywhere, constantly, in every institution, field, industry, etc.

you can't get all the time that you've put into this place back, but truly, what did that time even MEAN if you spent it all here? if you have that much time, why don't you fucking D REAL THINGS IN THE REAL WORLD? START YOUR OWN FORUM? why don't you just leave this infernal, accursed cyberspace? I love 4chan too, but PEOPLE make 4chan. 4chan does not make people. It's a huge fucking world out there. Leave. Go pour your time into something that actually fulfills you. The modern world is full of duplicitous fuckery that eats away at your soul, but the reality is there are also things that do not leave you a husk full of pain, and the only way to find these thing is to

LEAVE 4CHAN
LEAVE 4CHAN
LEAVE 4CHAN

YOU MAY BE INTELLIGENT, BUT YOU'RE STILL A PART OF THE HERD. THERE ARE BIGGER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT - YOU ARE CLEARLY AWARE OF THIS.

>>37857260
>Smartfags-- like, robot-tier smartfags, not statusfagging pseuds-- are going to see my posts, be disgusted by the opposition, and agree with me not only on the strength of my arguments (which would be enough), but on that of how absolutely fucking shitty the people I'm arguing with are.
smartfags have FLED THE FUCKING SITE YOU IDIOT
you're the only autistic fool left
yes, yes, nobody cares about the long-term health of 4chan, you're obviously being brigaded, we're all too autistic to organize a revolt - so fucking leave. Do anything else with your life. Maybe even consider being less Extremely Online. I'm only in this thread because I checked r9k on a lark for the first time this month and saw a new sticky.

>>37857863
>You`re a shitposter, and I`m an effort poster, and somehow you`re getting what you want, while I`m being given a stick in the ass. This is the opposite of how I was told it worked.
>mfw OP LITERALLY doesn`t get how worthless this site really is
>mfw OP UNIRONICALLY invests time in A FUCKING ANIME DISCUSSION FORUM
>mfw OP is too lazy to quit and treat this site as the cheap entertainment platform it is
>mfw I have no face

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>>37854281
>>37854268
>>37854254
except that this is actually stopping roasts and normies from posting

I am 100% behind this

>>37857863
>i'm an "oldfag wizard", please dont hurt my beloved camwhores and roasties. i want to orbit them
kys or get some dignity if this is unironically true

>>37857863
too long nobody read

>>37856027
>underage if you didn't watch a cartoon in the late '00s
Holy shit. Kill yourself cunt

You know this place has turned to shit when people are talking about bans, like it's hard to avoid them. How fucking sad. I'm surprised there haven't been threads posting random facepics as a fuck you to the mod. Maybe /r9k/ really is that beta and pathetic. They call the board home but won't stand up to some sad faggot who does it for free.

>>37857990
im normie as fuck and ill never stop posting here until i get board of the reeeing and the (you)s

All we need is discord threads banned now

yeah, these are indeed dark times. problem is, there's just no where to go. /soc/? reddit? I'd be competing with the Chads and Stacies for attention and relevance, if I wanted to be ignored and/or ridiculed, I'd just go to a club or something. other imageboards? there are few left, they're slow as fuck, and they're even more fucktarded about this sort of thing. the age of trips, the age where a complete loser like me could gain some small form of recognition online is over. now, all that's left is racebait, whining, and the same tired old memes. At this point, the second I find a better community which will actually accept me, online or IRL, I'm leaving this place. there's really nothing left for me here

>>37854254
>>37854268
>>37854281
is it just fucking me or can anyone else not fucking even read this
its so poorly written

>>37857722
Incidentally, what's with the "*" in "shouldn't"? Why is it that whenever I, or anyone else, have a problem with the current idiot mod crusade, this horde of buck-toothed, dwarfed, mutants crowds in and begins jeering in horribly broken English? If it is the mods, or the janitors, are they doing it to frustrate stylographic profiling? You realize you can do that without writing like a total mong, right? For fuck's sake, just get a house style or something.
>>37857801
"Bcs"? "gril tiddies"? That's Twitter shit, isn't it? Where the hell are you from, anyway? And, yeah. It's my fucking home board, and has been since about '10, if my memory's right. What, I'm gonna move to Facebook?
>>37857893
You're the ideal filler poster: relentlessly defensive of mods, and blessed with the memory of a fucking goldfish. Did I say I AGREED with it? Of fucking course not, it's stupid. But it's also almost inevitable, as the userbase ages and those who encroach, do.
>>37857899
Oh, good, it's Ed Teach here to tell me about how my crusted-over eye and black lung is due to narcissism.
>what happens here on this website is a simulacrum of what goes on everywhere, constantly, in every institution, field, industry, etc.
Yeah, I know. That's why I'm here and not there.
>REAL THINGS IN THE REAL WORLD?
It's 2017. Doing Real Important Things is exclusively the domain of Jewish-Asian IQ 230 reptoids, their lawyers, and their AIs.
>START YOUR OWN FORUM?
Full-stop, reversing-the-second-law-in-a-closed-system, time travel impossible.
>It's a huge fucking world out there.
I've seen enough of it to know it's shit. It's a roguelike for assholes. I've had my fill.
>>37857950
Well, you see, the problem with that is, you can either do with your life Things Such as are Meaningful to Oneself, or Things Whom'en Be Meaningful in the Larger Context, and the latter category is fully saturated with the doings of the aforementioned Jewish-Asian IQ 230 reptoid lawyer AIs.

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>>37858114
haha get FUCKED.

ORIGINAL, YOU'VE SEEN IT HERE FIRST

>>37858114
You're an unwanted irrelevant faggot here anyway. Anywhere you go is literally the same.

>>37858114
You're gonna get ignored and ridiculed here anyway for caring so much about literal selfies.

>>37858114
>failed normie attention whores on suicide watch
mods really did it this time

>>37854268
>>37854281
OP you're hilarious

>>37858116
Yes, yes, attack him on his strong points. He thinks he's smart, so call him dumb. Surprise, asshole: You're not even posting right now. I'm running you on a mental VM. Your entire reality is a simulation, run by me, which is fucking easy for me to do, because you are so fucking basic it hurts. God damn.

>>37858167
Why "hilarious"? You're doing that thing that women do, where you piss them off and they angrily pretend to laugh. Is there a word for that? If anyone knows what it is, I'd love to hear it. Anyway, you're an ass. Unless you're being sincere, in which case thank you.

>>37858138
tldr?:DDDD

>>37858152
>>37858157
>>37858165
>>37858140
like I give a fuck what /pol/'s rejects think. congratulations, you got rid of the "attentionwhores". now you have fucking nothing of value left, enjoy being the kings of garbage

>>37858203
>he thinks attention whores were valuable
lmfao can you please contract cirrhosis and die painfully already

>>37858194
I was being sincere. I don't think OPs post was entirely serious and he meant it so be somewhat humorous.

>>37858116
From what I could decipher, he's mad that we can't post selfies on r9k and that they're too many rules. I have no idea why he's so ass mad though
His syntax is fucking unintelligible too

>>37858203
the time of the beta nice guy orbiter is over anon. we, angry women hating robots rule this place now and the mods are our shields and swords

>>37858203
We got rid of the way weirdos start to orbit, what exactly is bad about that?

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>>37858203
YOU ARE the fucking king of garbage you white nigger

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>>37858203
Thank you. I don't even browse /pol/ but hated the attentionwhores here.
>"hey robots, here's me and my gf you jealous?"
>"Hey robots I'm good looking but calling myself ugly for attention, come tell me how pretty I know I am."
>"I'm a girl here's a pic of me, now orbit me."

This isn't a bad thing at all. Now that shit will go where it belongs on >>>/soc/ If you miss it so much then go there, and post your dick with the rest of them.

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>>37854984
There's a furry board? OwO

>>37858114
>WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH LOSERS ARENT SUCKING MY COCK
wow....uh ok

>>37858356
im not that anon
its not official but its called /trash/

>>37858231
>>37858264
>>37858278
>>37858353
>>37858354
take a look at the catalog guys. the vast majority of threads are still gay/trap/racebait threads, and the few which aren't are low tier at best. if you really think this board's biggest problem is people using trips or posting their faces, you're a fucking cuck ass moron and I hope you stay in the hell you built for yourself

After going to complete shit, they have finally taken a step in the right direction.

Your faggot threads are not welcome here.

GO TO SOC OR LGBT

this is a step in the right direction. make r9k a blue board and we'll have alot of problems fixed, just look at the htreads now, and imagine the blackd cuck, trap and gay threads gone. thats what making r9k a blue board would mean. as for the "smartfag wizard OP" arguing for his little roastie princesses, go to soc and orbit there, or grow a backbone. also you're smart if you have high IQ (based on normal tests not online fake ones) not if you concentrate your autism into white kngihting posts on r9k

>>37858428
This entire website has an issue with trips. It's not for attention whoring you dumb ugly cunt. This isn't even my board. I'm just glad losers like you have been told to fuck off finally and now you're crying about it like a bitch.
>W-WHERE CAN I GO WHERE I'M ACCEPTEDDDDDDDDDDD?????????? ';_;
Die lmfao

>>37858197
I wonder if even Irwin's tired of [s4s] by now.

>>37858233
It was a joke in the "ha ha I'm actually serious" sense.

>>37858240
It would be "there are too many rules". The contraction of "there are" is not "they're". You might be an idiot. Mad props on attacking my syntax immediately after I attacked your tendency to not use real fucking words, though.

And, yeah, I'm mad that you cut off my porn and fake companionship supply. That's real shitty of you. I realize that I, as a wizard neckbeard degenerate, don't have rights, and I deserve to be crushed like a bug, but still.

>>37858264
Remember the time they (probably "you") wordfiltered that to "The People's Champions"? Can you imagine how well that would go over now, especially with /pol/ rooting out communism wherever they can find it? Then again, you managed to bury both moot's matrilineal Jewish ancestry AND that photo of him standing with Nick Denton, so who knows.
>>37858264
But I guess now you're doing the "Deus Vult" thing. Let it never be said that you lack fucking integrity. Jesus fucking Christ.

>>37858278
Like, what the fuck even is this shit? "The way weirdos start to orbit"? I try to imagine an accent that this would make sense in, and I get fucking Latka. Please, realtalk, tell me what country you're posting this from.

>>37858354
Every time you redirect people to /soc/, I hate it a little more.

>>37858060
They've started using cookies to enhance bans. If you have a banned cookie, it bans you on the new IP. Dunno if they use Flash cookies, but I'd bet on it. Some smartass oughtta figure out a way to spread banned cookies around, tank the site numbers a little faster. The "active users" count on the front page is obviously fabricated. I think that if you got rid of a couple hundred users for a few weeks, you could pretty effectively gut this shithole.

>>37858428
I didn't say it was?
Plus if you don't like it here you can just leave

>>37858479
>tell me what country you're posting this from
The USA, I dont see what's wrong about how I made it

>>37858466
I dont want it to be a blue board

I just wish they would ban all the femanon and baiting threads

>>37858479
Why the fuck do you care if the roasties you orbit are on /r9k/ or on /soc/? What's your psychological hangup dude? The same roasties will be over at /soc/ now and you can fucking orbit them over there and shit this board up a little less.

>>37854254
>getting this mad because he can't post his face on r9k
/soc/ is bad i hear people say a lot. So? Is that our problem? Does that mean we have to have TWO boards that are dedicated to /soc/ tier shit?. Fuck off, r9k wasn't made as an alternative to fucking /soc/, so people could meet their gf.
>le ordfag
Nah you haven't been on here for more than a year tops or you would be praising this shit like everyone else.

>>37854475
This is absolutely right

>>37858473
"losers" like me built this board. losers like you are killing it
>>37858481
imagine living in a beautiful neighborhood for years, getting familiar with all the sights, getting to know your neighbors, etc. then a whole bunch of nogs move in, neglect and vandalize their houses, sell crack on the streets, rob/assault your neighbors, etc. finally, some asshole from the city council blames all the neighborhoods problems on you, and says you'll either have to start acting like a nog or leave. wouldn't that upset you?

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>>37854254
congratulations, you are the most pathetic bitchass loser on /r9k/ right now

>>37858591
It's just not posting pictures of yourself jeez dude.

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Tripfags, normalfags, roasties, regular fags, trannies, nonwhites OUT
OUT OF MY FUCKING BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37854254
HOLY SHIT IS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO GIVE A DISCORD TO SHARE PICTURES THERE
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU AND YOUR NORMIE EXISTENCE

Wizards aren't attracted to females. Wizards fucking hate succubi. God Rest Kievi's soul.

>>37854254
R9k soc type threads are good but then you get all the catfishes coming from soc. Soc fags always infiltrate and ruin everything.

>>37858591
>"losers" like me built this board
You haven't built anything you pathetic faggot. Is this what you tell yourself to give yourself a good feeling at night? You post the same picture over and over when creating a thread about alcohol. You haven't built anything. Kill yourself.

>>37858538
No man you don't understand brah! It's preferences on "fembots"! I feel better jerking it to them the /soc/ whores! There's a difference! (Not OP or his mass replying autism)

>>37858591
Samson... The reason you have a tripfag is because you care more about yourself than you care about this board.
Also notice how this thread has drawn in the tripfags. Suprise! Suprise!. Attention whores btfo

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holy shit this is one pissed off roastie. I knew women needed validation but god damn

>>37854254
Gtfo

Or ig

>>37858650
that's still better than anything faggots like you have made. 99% of you, all you do is whine about how much better this board would be if everyone was exactly as pathetic as you. I guess now you're finally going to get your wish, and you'll find the old adage about wishes still holds true
>>37858620
what else is there? racebait? degenerate fag shit? endless whining about the same old bullshit? almost no one creates OC anymore, text or images. my drinking threads may have just been a desperate grab for attention, but at least they were about something besides ass fucking, black dick or yet another pointless emo circlejerk

>>37858466
At this point, I don't even know if this person is on my side or not. Those typos are too severe not to be intentional.

>>37858519
Why the fuck do you care if your Warhammer news is from /tg/ or RPG.net? Why anything? Because you can't go into the past and make /soc/ my home board. That's why.

>>37858538
And yet you don't give a shit when we talk about cars or games, because those boards are healthy, and don't need posters. Fuck you, man. Is it my job not only to write okayish content, but also to make up post-rate shortfalls? Maybe, if /soc/, and /lgbt/, and wherever else are dead, you should stop shitboarding. The userbase isn't a fucking black pudding. You can't just make more by hitting it.

>>37858573
Jesus. Do you really have to be THIS on-message, THIS much of the time? We're having a discussion here, and you're leaping in with this bullshit "This. Just, this." malarkey, because you can't stand the thought that someone reading the thread might get the idea that We The People are not totally and 100% on board with this shit.

It's the same shit with the Elliot Rodger threads. You get this weird clique of faggots piling in and trying to Make Abundantly Clear that We disapprove of Rodger, like we're just gonna forget the past two years. Is it feds? But why would feds give a shit about the other stuff?

>>37858606
>you're not a robot
>you are a robot
Make up your fucking mind.

>>37858628
You're gonna burn that meme down and discredit it pretty quick if you keep abusing it like that.

>>37858639
Wizards are what I say they are, never mind the actual wizard posting in the thread that I posted in, but somehow didn't read.

>>37858772
So you've been here for four hours, not counting th 2 hours it took you to write up the original post. Are you doing this to pass the time, because you're actually outraged, or a little bit of both?

>>37858772
>>37858757
just enjoy the (you)s guys, its over for your kind. with the help of our mods we'll pourge gays, femanons, normies and most importantly beta orbiters from r9k

Why hasn't this faggot been banned yet? Complaining about the rules/mods/auth is a bannable offense. SAGE

>>37858817
this. ban OP

>>37856345
>this man received a 1 day ban
ha

>>37858815
lmfao

how do you get their IP btw?

>>37858840
sorry for delete one girl I promised not to post hers
anyway omegle leaks IPs
:-----DD

>>37854254
Lol. Just because you can't get a gf doesn't make it everybodys problem m8. If you want to meet someone from four channel go to /soc/ and if you don't like it there download some fucking dating apps. I also happen to be a khhv and i come to this board to fucking shitpost and to forget about the real world. And frankly i tired of seeing /soc/ garbage shitting up the board. It's in the fucking rules, if you don't like it complain to whoever made the fucking rules or just find another website, nobody is stopping you. But to defend all this with such a passion is just retarded. You want to put YOUR interests before the interests of the rest of the board and that's just selfish m8. But i guess that's all you can expect from attention whores and people who orbit the mentally challenged. These rules don't go against image board culture and anonymous culture it defends it, in a time where everybody is insanely procupied with showing off their image to the world and every website is a spin off of facebook. This is /r9k/, a place for greentext, shitposting and feels and people like you are the reason why moot nuked this fucking board in the firstplace

>>37858840
>>37858850
oh this is omegle. thought you just saved these off /r9k/ attention whore threads. i saved your deleted pic btw xD

>>37858872
>omegle videochatters
>not attention whores

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>>37858815
I've always admired the r9k omegle archivers. Perhaps you might have some people I am curious about.

>>37858757
>that's still better than anything faggots like you have made
You have absolutely no idea what I've made. Because that's the point of 4chan you attention whoring cunt.

>if everyone was exactly as pathetic as you
Me: Attractive fiance, place of my own, a job, money in the bank, friends, family, a degree on the way and a child when I'm financially stable

You: Alcoholism and a shitty trip online

top kek

>I guess now you're finally going to get your wish
Are you that retarded that you think the board is going to miss you? Nobody will miss you. Not even in real life. So just do it. End it.

No one cares, normie. No actual robot wants to see your stupid face threads full of your attractive normie faces fishing for attention. Stay mad, normalfuck.

>>37854254
Fuck off you stupid hole apologist, you're the reason this board has gone to shit. Fuck off to /soc/ if you want to meet holes.

>>37854281
>whoms't'd've

Fucking nice one OP

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT THE NEW RULES
ROBOT 9001 FOREVER

>>37858652
Dude. Bruh. Serious. Just go to r/incels, man. It's the same as /r9k/. Just drag your ass into that foul greasetrap of a forum. What's the big? Just shimmy down into that skunk-ass skankcunt hole. Where you belong. Why aren't you going there, broham? It's just a pool of boiling liquid shit, populated by rapists and demons. Whussamatter bruh? Just go there. It's what you deserve. Either go there or completely rebuild your entire fucking mind such that you don't need to jerk off or see pretty things. Bruh.

>>37858694
>didn't read the thread
>meme frog he got off google image search
Brainlet.

>>37858705
You know, I could report that thing you just did, with the "or ig". Not gonna, but it's pretty ironic that you're calling me out for hating a rule while literally breaking the rules to do so.

>>37858806
I am really pretty fucking pissed off.

>>37858816
What is this gay shit? You forgot your "MUAHAHAHA", you fucking NaNoWriMo laureate.

>>37858857
No! No, no, no, fucking no! I did not say that I wanted to get a GF! You don't REEEEAD. Read the POSTS.
>this is a place for greentext
No, /v/ and /sp/ were the places for greentext, but you thought that you could somehow scoop the guts out of two bodies, dump them in a trough, and somehow create a third person made entirely of intestines. Thus, greentext is a dead art.
>feels
Same shit. /fit/ and /mu/ had feels. That wasn't "on-topic" enough. Feels go to /r9k/. Result: all the feels are about >tfw no uke to milk. How the fuck do you run something like this without understanding it?
>your needs
And the BOARD's needs are whatever you say they are, right? Why don't you just ban everyone and have the board post? Fuck you, man.

>>37858891
if all that is true, then if anything you're the fucking normie, and by r9k standards you should be the one to GTFO

>>37858966
>Roastie apologist is this triggered by holes not being able to spam their ugly faces here anymore

God damn this is rich.

>>37858966
I say gtfo because only fags and uggos meet on 4chan and I don't want to sit on r9k with 5 gay threads full of lonely degenerates trying to meet.

>>37858984
I never said I wasn't a normie. But tripfags have always been hated on 4chan. Tripping has its place. Right now or in your generals is not the place. I might not be welcome here but you're not welcome on 4chan.

>>37858966
OP, you giant fucking mentally ill faggot, you can barely string together a coherent fucking sentence. Go back to shitting up Watamote threads ESL-kun. You are worthless, your opinions are worthless. /r9k/ belongs to the robots. Don't like it? Leave.

>>37858966
Why are you so mad about something that's in the fucking rules? Nobody wants /soc/ tier shit on here except for you and a couple of other attention whores. It's a fucking website, if you don't like it find a new one. This whole thread is just retarded and pointless

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What a fucking trainwreck of a thread. My god, I hate this board.

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This is normans get out the sticky.

Get out.

Getoutgetoutgetout reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>waa I can't use /r9k/ as my personal social media profile to gain orbiters and fish for compliments and attention anymore

>>37858966
5 hours later and he is still at it
holy this guy must the biggest fucking autist on this board. I no longer believe this is just (You)s fishing. Too much effort

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This is fucking fantastic

Ban steam general, hug your family threads, and any threads surrounding fembots and you'll have fixed this board.

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>>37858966
you have legitimate autism my dude seek fucking help

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>>37859194
>Ban steam general, hug your family threads, and any threads surrounding fembots and you'll have fixed this board.
YES YES YES YES

>>37859137
It's a good way to insult him and get free yous. The kid will be here all night.

>>37859194
genuinely this
this is a good start though

>>37858898
You don't READ. I never post my face. You aren't READING THE FUCKING THREAD. If you're going to POST in a thread, READ THE FUCKING THREAD FIRST.

>>37858905
>>37859002
>stealthmod tries to get the misogyny brigade on his side
To whomever is reading this: These people don't actually give a fuck about you. If you buy into this shit, and allow yourself to be duped into believing that "no camwhores" is somehow part of an anti-feminist politics, you're going to get screwed down the line. Woman hate threads will become bannable raids, or something. Don't trust these faggots.

>>37859026
I don't post in Watamote threads, but it's pretty interesting to note that you have a grudge against someone you're calling "ESL-kun". As for my sentences, they're not DFW, but they're fine. As long as you speak English, that is.
As for "robots", I am a fucking robot. You're not going to define me out of this. I can almost guarantee you that I'll still be posting here long after you've moved on and started a family.

>>37859040
The rules are memes written by ascended /b/tards. Why do you refer to them as if they have any more authority than the DM's fucking piss fetish mechanic? The rules, in this case, are dumb.

>>37859067
I will bet you a shiny nickel that none of the one-liner mod-cocksucking bots laying siege to this thing has posted a single worthwhile thing in years.

>>37859194
>>37859216

just k-line anyone who goes to 1, imho

>>37857422
>posted pic of self in 2009
>learned shortly after that people collect face pics
>anxious for years about some fag with my pic
>eventually the fear fades
>forget all about it
>until this post

Fuck I hope you haven't been here that long.

>>37859250
also cut one of their fingers off for each time they reset their phones

>>37859224
let him have his show, he already lost.
To me it lools like he is having a legit sperg attack

>>37859282
That sounds a lot like "I failed to make this guy fuck off, so I'm gonna find a way to bow out of the thread without looking like I lost".

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This board has been a cesspool for awhile, one sticky isn't gonna help

Honestly it should just be deleted at this point, it's for the best. Like putting down a suffering animal.

>>37859235
If you don't post your face and only want to see other people's faces then why don't you just actually go to /soc/?
I am legit confused

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>stringing people along this long

i give you props, my man

there is absolutely no way in my best form i could hold it for this long

>>37859323
I don't think he's baiting at this point, I'm beginning to think it's legitimate autistic rage

>>37854281
...
What?
(VERY ORRRRRRRRIGIIIIIINNNNNAL DESU)

>>37854254
>>37854268
>>37854281

Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the Reddit club's two blocks down...

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>ATTENTION WHORES BTFO

today was a good day :^)

>>37859301
I never intended to make him fuck off. I enjoy this mental breakdown

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>>37854254
>Waaaah I cant worship failed /soc/ attention whor- I mean femanons here anymore!!!
This is what I have been waiting for, for 2 years

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>>37859429
If they start banning fembot threads I'll buy pass

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>>37854254
This reminds me of how in elementary school the teacher said no talking in class, so I never talked to anybody in class and I never made any friends

ROW ROW FITE DAH POWAH NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>37854682
Pictures are not necessary for finding the love of your life.

Exchange emails and share photos between eachother. Is it really that hard you shallow cunt?

Also /b/ is the random board. Anything goes. This is /r9k/, not the random board.

>>37854254
/r9k/ is the male virginity and >tfw no gf board


NORMIES FUCKK OFF AND DIE RRREEE

>>37859323
What the fuck do you mean "stringing people along"?
Are you unable to imagine a person who doesn't secretly share your values and ideas?

>>37859340
Hey, it's that thing moot used to do, where you'd point out that he was being dumb, and he'd talk past you, thereby reinforcing not only that you're outnumbered, but that you're not worth engaging!

Why do you think that calling people autists on the autism board will discourage them?

But, fine, you wanna do numbers, holy shit, let's do numbers. The average Aggie thread has, let's say (and this is a gross ballpark, this is nowhere NEAR accurate) sixty posters. Average Eliza thread, oh, fuck it and why not, fifty. Combined, and ignoring the fact that you've been hitting that MF phone reset like a motherfucker to increase the poster count, that's two less than the number of people we have right here. So, even if we take "115 people, many of whom talk exactly like each other, make one post, and run off never to be seen again" at face value, you're still almost at parity with orbiters.

Your "we the people of /r9k/" bullshit is exactly that: bullshit.