How to convince my roommate he's gay

stop trying to get into his asshole you faggot he is clearly not into it

Sounds super hot

I always wanted a situation with a roommate where we catch each other jacking off alone in the dorm and then it's awkward at first but then we talk and agree that anyone can jerk off whenever they want without fear of the other or awkwardness, so like if we're both going to sleep and one of needs release he can just do it right in the room and it's cool, make as much noise as he needs even if its soft moaning.

see even though I get hard thinking about that I consider myself straight :^)

>>37795828

>be gay but in the closet
>get drunk with friend one night
>offer to suck his dick
>awesome, free blowjob, you're the best bro!
>suck him
>try kiss and cuddle him afterwards
>naw bro that's gay
>next day
>hey bro, want some dick?
>s..sure
>blow him again
>he messages me whenever he wants a bj
>try to kiss him and make him acknowledge we're an item
>won't do it
>still messages me for blowjobs

It's not fair

>>37795828
he appreciated the blowjob, but he has to go to other state fairs

just not with you

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The only gay friends I have IRL i've known since I was in elementary, so they know not to pull that shit on me.

But I have a gay friend on discord I talk to every day and he's constantly trying to turn me gay every second he gets and it really gets on my nerves because I really like him as a person outside of the fact he wants to see my willy

Pics with and without dress up

>>37795828
>how to force a straight guy to fuck me
This is why homos are constantly getting killed, y'know

>>37795987
I'm glad the only gay friend I have is a fat slob who doesn't try anything
Not that I'm particularly desirable as a person though but at least I'm not fat

>>37795864

I've gotten countless blowjobs and handjobs but I never put my dick in boypussy. I just want to try it once to see if giving it feels as good as taking it.

>>37795997
>>how to force a straight guy to fuck me

You read it wrong.

He is already fucking him, but the tranny wants to fuck HIM now.

>>37795828
I get that you're into him, but you're obviously forcing a lot of shit on him. He's only going along with it because he's lonely and you're probably the closest thing to an actual girlfriend he's experienced.

Constantly pressuring to do things he doesn't want to seems kind of abusive, don't you think?

>>37796030
you claim you are in love so stop trying to get him to do things that will later drive him to suicide

>>37795969
Living the dream anon

My cute friend wont even let me suck him off

>>37795969
Then don't do it, it's not worth it.

>>37795828
Cool ERP that never happened. If that happened I'd either a) beat you up, b) ask to change dorm rooms the next day

>>37796046

I'm not pressuring him. Plus it's only fair that he lets me fuck him since he's fucked me dozens of times. He puts his dick in me dozens of times and then refuses to let me do it him once and I'm the bad guy? No, relationships are about give and take and I'm doing all the taking so it's not fair.

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>>37795828
>Goes on dates
>Rejects guy
>Isn't a NEET
>Isn't a virgin has a regular sex life

You fucking ningen. Get off my board with your faggot shit you GOD DAMN FAGGOT NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37795828
Made me hard. Good work, faggot.

>>37796089
why cant you just be satisfied with getting bjs

I am not phased. I know OP is a shill from /lgbt/ trying to normalize this faggotry, but I am still attracted to females, not males.

OP here. I just had a thought, I think he's afraid of other people finding out he's gay. Maybe I should set us up as in a relationnship of Facebook and introduce myself to his parents as his girl/boyfriend.

>>37796116

I just want to try anal once to see if I like it. If I don't then blowjobs will be fine but if I do like it, he has to be a good boyfriend and satisfy me like I satisfy him.

>>37796089
He told you that you're friends with benefits, and from what I've gathered, he was too shy and lonely to actually brush you off when you forced yourself on him. Like I said before, he's probably only doing this because he's sexually frustrated and you happen to be the one outlet he has. Besides, what if he took your dick and he hated it? I'll even share with you a greentext story.

>Never done buttstuff before
>Get escort from local paper
>She starts jerking me off
>Doesn't really work, so she does this weird anal play thing
>Her finger nails are long and scrape the inside of my asshole
>Whole experience was just really uncomfortable and I felt violated afterwards

The same thing will probably happen here.

>>37796156
Lmao, this is how to get him to hate you

Gee, it almost sounds as if he's not gay
or you're just fuck ugly

>>37796201

I was kindof in a similar situation. Dated a guy who was great but just refused to let me fuck or play with his ass. I tried to weeks: begged, cried, withheld sex from him, but nothing worked. So one night we're sleeping. He naked and sleeping on his stomach. I quietly go put on a condom and some lube then put it in. He takes a few seconds to realize what's going on and freaks trying to squirm but I hold stead and put all my weight on him. He stops struggling and starts moaning and begs for me to go faster. He's been a huge anal whore since and can take an extra large dragon dildo like a champ.

Start posting pictures slut

>>37796237

We're more than just friends with benefits. We hang out all the time, we enjoy each other's company, and we're physically intimate. We're practically married at this point and he just needs to admit it and come out of the closet.

>what if he took your dick and he hated it?

He won't know if he likes or hates anal until he fucking tries it.

>>37796258

I haven't come out to my family either. We should come out together.

>>37796324

That's not a bad idea, actually. Maybe I'll buy some fuzzy handcuffs and cuff him to the bed then he'll have no choice.

>>37796237
>>37796237
The nails thing made me cringe. She's literally paid to do her job, she should've at least cut them jfc.

On the other hand, i've fingered guys before, sans nails and with gloves on. Lots of lube, patience, foreplay, etc. Used a strapon before too. Some of them are meh about it, some of them love it, it's really YMMV if some effort is actually put in by both parties

>>37795828
/lgbt/ was no help because this is just RP and you're a creepy faggot.

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>>37796324
Thats rape anon, what the fuck.

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>>37796364
>We're practically married at this point and he just needs to admit it and come out of the closet.
>mfw OP probably will off himself like every other tranny once his roommate finds a real girl

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>>37796388
Okay, fuck off. If you wanted to bait me, you've done it. If you're actually serious about raping him, then you're exactly the kind of person who shouldn't be around him in the first place.

I'm mad either way.

>>37796418

Over my dead body. I already had to chase off a girl that I thought was into him. She fucked off after I showed her a pic of my hubby sucking me off.

>>37796479

Sorry I just got caught up in the moment. I won't actually do that. Maybe I'll "accidentally" start licking his butt the next time I go down on him. He's bound to like it.

>tfw no cute tap gf to pressure me into sucking her off

>>37796520
>She fucked off after I showed her a pic of my hubby sucking me off.
Congrats, you've outed him

>>37795828
Are you cute OP? How tall, thin, hair length, etc. Can you describe your BJ outfits?

>>37796520
Why don't you realize he only uses you as an outlet for his sexual frustration. He cuddles with you because he likes to pretend that you're a girl, doing anal shit is gonna break the thin illusion he's put on the situation.
You're gonna end up pushing him away, if he hates you within the year don't be surprised. You need to get a grip on the reality of the situation.

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>>37796520
>OP is a mentally ill faggot that denies his roommate a happy and normal life because he's a selfish cunt
>expects that guy to fall in love with him
Boy howdy, now I hope you don't kill yourself but rather that your roommate finds out about that shit. If I were him I'd strangle you in your sleep.

>>37796611

To a single person.

>>37796617

I refuse to believe he could be intimate with me so many times and not have feelings for me. Maybe I should bring another guy back to dorm and fuck him to make him jealous.

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>>37796615
He's fucking lucky to have me. I could do so much better than him.

>>37796400
answer honestly: how would you feel about a guy who is very much a man (hairy, large, etc.), but sometimes enjoys dressing up in women's clothing and having things put up his ass? I know I look stupid but it feels nice and I do it rarely.

I'm not attracted to men though, so a girl with a strapon would be nice, but I feel like a woman would think lesser of me afterwards.

>>37796787

dildos suck. they're too cold. real dick is nice and warm.

>>37796776
I'm gonna need some more, for scientific purposes

>>37795828
I wish you were my room-mate OP

>>37796713
You really think she's not gonna tell people? Almost everything you've done has set you up for him to hate you in the near future. Planning to fuck another guy is just gonna be the final straw.
Also you're fucking crazy.
You're his cocksleeve not his girlfriend

>>37796776
holyy shit oohoo my damn wow WOw woah HOOOO shit

>>37796776
>hooknosed spic with a case of the ol' puppybelly
>doesn't look remotely female
fuck that's bad.

>>37796787
Im into girlier guys myself but the kink scene has lots of dom women who love hairy manly men in dresses, in fact i''d argue there's more of the latter than my type, so feel free to take a shot. I wont lie, there are girls who think strapons and crossddessing are weird and freaky, but you just have to know the places to find your kind of women

>>37796823
Yeah i wish i had a real dick to put up people too so that it's warm for them and i myself could actually feel it. But no one gets everything in life.

>>37796776
You have an amazing body. Man is that boy crazy or what?

>>37796884
youre wrong my dick tells me so

>>37796867

How am I crazy? If a guy tried to flirt with your girlfriend you'd tell him to fuck off.

>>37796776
Can I be your new roommate please

>>37796776
>I have a better stomach than OP
Feels good
although I slouch too much, so I never get to show it off

>>37796890
well I don't know what a fucking kink scene is, and I'm a virgin anyway so I guess that's out the window.

>>37796776
you just need to wrk on your stomach area then you would be good

>>37796925
i like his stomach like that though

>>37796908
You're not his girlfriend
And you could have gotten her to fuck off without outting him
You're insane dude, seriously get some help before you hurt someone

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>>37796776
that's not bad.
you just need to work on your stomach

>>37796418
Wait a minute... I know that picture.

>>37796776
How do I get a sub cocksleeve like this?

>>37796921
It just refers to a certain group of people who have "weirder" sex (50 shades is an extremely cringeworthy trash novel, but its technically considered part of this subculture because its got bondage in it and whatever).

You can look online for bdsm forums, or look for places near you, etc

>>37796938
wat are you. even saying?

>fall for trap meme
>hook up with cute transgirl that's been on hormones for a few months
>best blowjob in my life
>her dickriding skills were excellent
>how is she single?
>after fucking we go to sleep
>wake up to take a piss
>see her staring at me
>h..hi
>anon, I love you. I had a dream we got married and lived happily ever after
>o..okay
>go back to bed
>anon, make love to me and cum in me
>sure, but I'm using a condom
>she gets bitchy saying that I don't trust her
>come on bitch, I just met you and want to get creampied
>she's screaming at the top of her lungs that she wants my cum
>fucking neighbors start banging on the wall
>agree to fuck her with a condom on but I'll take it off when I'm about to cum
>hate fuck her
>cum
>go back to sleep
>wake up
>anon, I think I'm pregnant
>lol
>she's not joking
>okay, this was fun but you need to go
>begs to let her take a shower
>need to get to work
>fine, be gone when I get back
>come back from work
>she's still there
>not only that she brought several bags of her clothes and some baby clothes
>what the fuck, cunt?
>we're getting married and we're having a daughter
>omg she's batshit crazy
>about to kick her out when she pounces on me and goes for my dick
>i should stop her but don't
>fuck her bareback
>cum
>she starts cooking and clearning
>want to kick her out but the sex is good and I she does chores
>few days later
>come back home she's crying
>what's wrong
>I had a miscarriage and lost the baby
>cries for 15 minutes non-stop
>anon, make me pregnant again
>o..okay
>this cycle repeats itself every week

I wish I was alpha enough to kick her out but I'm so lonely that I'll settle for a crazy trannie.

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Don't fall for tranny pictures, they are a a ruse always.

>>37797111
if youre jealous show me yours

You turned a normal person into a degenerate like you, good job. If he lets you fuck his ass then he has truly lost all his dignity.

>>37797132
you gotta do something about that shit before things get out of hand

>>37797226

I can't. She refuses to fucking leave and I'm scared to call the cops. What if she accuses me of raping her or something?

>>37797252
start recording audio of her on your phone to show how mentally unstable she is
after a few days call the cops

>>37797280

Then I'll just end up a lonely sexless wageslave again. She's crazy but she's company and takes dick.

>>37796776
>I could do so much better than him
watta bitch, red flag as fuck. i get why you're frustrated but liking traps is a sort of pseudo gayness that wont make him want to actually date a boy

at least for now try to get into his butt

>>37795969
i would cuddle you at least, but no kisses that's gay

in all seriousness just don't do it anymore you slut

>>37797292
do it anyway to keep on hand for when shit hits the fan

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>>37795828
nigga the fuck did i just read?you need some jesus in your life goddamn.

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>>37797132
if you're too nice to kick him out then go with him to a therapist, oh and get tested for stds

>>37795828
>>he's a virgin so I swallow since I don't have to worry about STD's
Are you retarded or something?

>>37796388
You need real heavy-duty handcuffs, not toy fuzzy things. If he breaks free before you've fucked him into submission he's going to beat the crap out of you.

>>37797144
The joke is the bad pictures were the earlier ones and now she looks like the good pictures (albeit with surgery).

>>37797527
The bad pictures are taken around the same time as the good pictures. You see the bandit mask picture? He did that because he joined the renegade lcs team (trying to look like a renegade or bandit or something). The pictures are him playing with the team. No more than maybe 2 months.

>>37796776
A G P
G
P
s will feel a lot of jealousy for you.

>>37797621
>He

Was her surgery in those handful of months?

>>37796520
>She fucked off after I showed her a pic of my hubby sucking me off.
Your "relationship" will end in disaster.

>>37796776
Come back to the thread and post more photos or your Tumblr

>>37795828
I'm unironically diamonds for this.

Guess 4chan's faggotry finally got me.


No ragrets :^)

>>37796388
But if you rape him, and he doesnt like it, then he calls the cops, or at least "breaks up" with you

>>37795828
This is why ultimately the muslims got it right

Faggots need to be killed on spot. They will never be happy with just being tolerated. They will go after your children and then after normal adults

>>37797998
>faggots killed on the spot
>practically all muslim nations engage in boyfucking

>>37795828
Sodomites must be curbstomped

>>37795828

Let him shove his virgin cock in your bum.
You're the crossdresser, so you're the bottom.
Fuck you for pressuring him to bottom for you, slut.
Bend over and take it.

>>37795828
>want to become cuteboy or trap
>deathly afraid that my family will disown me if I do
>all my siblings are girls, only person in my extended family able to carry on the family name is me. They have outright stated that they are so happy that someone in our family will be able to carry it on
People with big families are lucky

>>37795828
/r9k/ I'm going to college and this is making me anxious. I don't want to be with Chad or with a faggot like this

>>37798930
Your first roommate is always going to suck, unless you really luck out

>>37799021
What do I do to avoid fucking things up

>>37798905
>people with big families are lucky

How the hell so? I messed up with choosing to live with my mother(big family) when i was a kid. If I had live with my lesbian aunt on my father's side then I would have became a transsexual and a hot one too but it's too late.

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>>37796303
>has gay sex
>isnt gay

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>>37796388
>>37797473

>mfw this cunt buys some cheap fuzzy pink toy handcuffs thinking they'll keep a grown fucking man who really doesn't want to get ass-raped in place

do it OP

>>37799076
If you get a good roommate you'll be fine, if not then make sure you go to all the retarded icebreaker activities, if you go to a state school then rush during rush week, etc. The first month or so will really decide how your year will turn out.

>>37799078
The reason I'm jealous of big families is because there isn't as much emphasis for family to care what you do when there is several other people who can carry on the family legacy and be successful in parents/grandparents' eyes

>>37799119
it is a known fact that if balls don't touch, it isn't gay.

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>>37795828
You made me hard faggot

Well played

you posted this on /adv/ too, don't be a fucking idiot let him live his life asshole

>>37796776
You're really pretty OP. I wish I could become a cute girl like you

>>37799145
I'm going to a small private college

>>37796030
I know guys with girlfriends that won't give blowjobs. If they don't want to do something then don't be a cunt.

sounds like he's just prison gay, remember the good times and move on once you graduate

>>37797132
This was the funniest thing I've seen all day.
seriously though kick her out before you get killled in your sleep or she accuses you of sometihng or get her in therapy.

>>37795828
you're a girl and he's not gay.
Stop going for his ass idiot. He's not gay

>>37795969
Kek
You fucking little faggt suck that dick like a good little whore

>>37798120
>boyfucking
Don't call it that. It isn't gay

>>37795828
why are traps so promiscuous and shit?
Most of the time there's no difference between roasties and traps.
If you're not experiencing gender dysphoria why do you dress like a girl?

>>37799576
>why are traps so promiscuous
This shit makes me mad, I'll never be able to find a long term bf if I go trap because there assholes keep giving it a bad name

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>Some faggot with homolust taking advantage of a frustrated virgin
You're fucking his mind up and he's gone prison gay as a result.
HE
DOESN'T
WANT
TO
BE
GAY

>>37799640
Most of you have taken more cocks and pounded more asses than the regular cis girl slut.
And then OP claims that he's gay despite how traps aren't gay.

All this is shitting on my ideals and my world view.
Goddamn

>>37795828
>>37795828
>>37796776
did you ever posted on reddit OP ?

>>37799641
that's all said and done but now OP wants to fuck his asshole as well so that the roommate loses all sanity and self respect

>>37795828
>>constantly bitches about his lack of a gf and how he's a virgin
>>dress up one night to hookup with a guy I met online
what an asshole

>>37795828
If you love him you wouldn't have pressured him into having sex with you.

>>37799709
Yep, OP's trying to make him live a lie for the rest of his foreseeable future. This is why you never go full thirsty.

>>37799803
I don't think traps are gay but OP isn't really a proper trap considering he wants his roommate to go full homo by making him suck his cock and get his ass banged.
OP is creating gayness

>>37799843
OP's a full blown faggot who thinks he's a trap, which in of itself is just a fetish which rarely leads to a long term relationship.

>>37799843

I had a trap gf one time and if she didn't cum from anal, I'd suck her until she came. I don't consider it gay

>>37796089
have you tried going slower and just asking if you can finger his butt while you suck him, I think you need to slowly introduce him to prostate pleasure.

>>37796089
>I'm not pressuring him.

Yes, you are.

>>37796089
>Plus it's only fair that he lets me fuck him since he's fucked me dozens of times. He puts his dick in me dozens of times and then refuses to let me do it him once and I'm the bad guy? No, relationships are about give and take and I'm doing all the taking so it's not fair.

No, sex is not 'give and take'. Both people need to be into it, otherwise it's a consent violation.

>>37796156
>Maybe I should set us up as in a relationnship of Facebook and introduce myself to his parents as his girl/boyfriend.

Don't do that.

>>37796201
>I just want to try anal once to see if I like it. If I don't then blowjobs will be fine but if I do like it, he has to be a good boyfriend and satisfy me like I satisfy him.

He's not your boyfriend.

>>37796364
>We're practically married

You're really not.

>>37796388
>That's not a bad idea, actually. Maybe I'll buy some fuzzy handcuffs and cuff him to the bed then he'll have no choice.

That's rape.

>>37796520
>Maybe I'll "accidentally" start licking his butt the next time I go down on him. He's bound to like it.

That's sexual assault.

>>37796776

It doesn't matter how you look. It's still abusive.

>>37800184

TL;DR: Leave the boy alone and go into therapy. You need to work on your mental health and interpersonal relationship skills.

>>37797704
>implying genital mutilation counts as "sex change"

>>37795828
>>he's a virgin so I swallow since I don't have to worry about STD's
>he's gay
>has no idea how STD's work

jesus christ you're dead

>all these faggots making excuses for the roommate
he's a homosexual. He's fucked a man in the ass and sucked cock, multiple times
go to /lgbt/ OP

>"no lads don't listen to /pol/"
>"homos are good boys they dindu nuffin"
>"those stories about homosexuality not being nearly as real and as common are all homophobic lies"
>>37799119
>never knew about ancient men using sodomy to enstablish their dominance over other men, so when the trap gets fucked he thinks that the man is gay instead of him acting as dominant
>now tries to abuse him into his degeneracy

>>37797998
they were never our enemies my man, it's just that now we share the same habitat so we compete for the same role. If anything, I'm afraid of how modern liberal culture will POZ them.

>>37800683
>>never knew about ancient men using sodomy to enstablish their dominance over other men, so when the trap gets fucked he thinks that the man is gay instead of him acting as dominant
there was no such thing as gay back then so all we can do is apply modern standards in which case that's pretty fucking gay

Nigga, don't do this radical cuffing down or appealing to parents shit just use emotional warfare
This kid seems highly suceptible to it

Use the ''You never try new things with me, it makes me think you don't value our relationship! Let me do it or I'll stop letting you fuck me!'' or something like it. That should be enough to force him into letting it happen.

>>37800184
>consent violation

What the fuck?

>>37800764
Modern standards are stupid and it's no wonder that we're going to the shitter. Just the current views on sex reveal how far we've gone from what sex is actually for (it's reproduction and keeping a healthy marriage, not cummies).
These reprobates "recruit" young men and women into their lifestyle and even have institutionalized power, and we stand here doing nothing and seeing our youth being taken away by these abominations. Fuck the current year, gas the fags orientation war now.

>>37800911
>it's not for cummies
what does that mean? it's not for fun? please translate to non-degenerate language

>>37800856
>using roastie tactics

>>37800957
ye. You got that right, but it was an expression of ridicule more than anything.

>>37801061
>sex is not for fun
AT ALL? never ever ever? why? cause you said you?

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>>37795828
what the fuck did i just fucking read
god help this board

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>>37801091
if it's your long term opposite-sex partner it's fine, but that's really it. Embrace Morality

>>37801217
are you actually gonna try to convince anyone of that though?

>>37801271
Look at the rampant STIs and the breakdown of the family. We're social animals, and our own behaviour informs the state of our society as it is informed by it, both positively and negatively. Sex is something that should be attainable as the ultimate reproduction tool, not as a past-time. In the past there wasn't nearly as much fixation with sex as we have today, especially among the common folk.

>>37801344
>In the past there wasn't nearly as much fixation with sex as we have today
lmao

>>37801378
>he doesn't understand what sexual privacy was
Look at this fag.

>>37801344
>Look at the rampant STIs
cause there are millions of more ppl than there ever were

>the breakdown of the family
unrelated

>our own behaviour informs the state of our society as it is informed by it, both positively and negatively
sorry, society is not breaking down because people choose to have gay sex, it's because of postmodernist thinking

>>37801409
That doesn't mean people didn't think about sex a lot mong.

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>mfw this faggot actually thinks that boy is into him and not in it for the sex

>>37795828
Why do fags always try to make everybody else gay? When will it end?

>>37801633
tomorrow at noon

>>37801422
>cause there are millions of more ppl than there ever were
It was the same for crowded cities during the middle ages when the Black Death broke out, it didn't stop people taking better measures over time, especially in regards to conduct. Despite technology helps us a lot, acting responsibly plays the same role.

>
sorry, society is not breaking down because people choose to have gay sex, it's because of postmodernist thinking
You don't even know how postmodernism is exactly. It doesn't even completely imply the shallow living of most people today; it could have represented a restart through existentialsm. But even then, the fault is not in those ebil homos, they are a symptom of how sexuality is wrongly viewed today and how our priorities are completely messed up. Heterosexual people today have many problems on their own accord when it comes to proper sexual life. It's really something that goes beyond acts, and it lies into the very ethos we've embraced in the last century.


>That doesn't mean people didn't think about sex a lot mong.
As I said before, it was a matter of private sphere, and there wasn't all the porn there is today; Freud, as fucked up as he seems, sees taboos especially in regards to sex as necessary for upholding a proper civilization.

>>37801036
If it works, it works

>>37801713
you said people shouldn't have gay sex. what did you mean by this since all sex has problems?

>>37795828
>It fell for the 'love' meme
I thought fags were supposed to have higher IQs.

>>37801793
In the moment people understand that we cannot use sex the same way we eat or sleep (often), it will return to the functions of long-term bonding and reproduction.

>>37801847
so this is like, completely unrelated to the entire thread, or what? you're being very unspecific too

>>37801884
I just explained my ethos for sexual morality to justify my opposition to OP's behaviour.

>>37799876

If there's a cock in your mouth that isn't your own then it's gay, really really gay

>>37801961
whatevr

>>37801170
>what the fuck did i just fucking read

pure fiction by some anon who gets turned on by making other guys get turned on by his (or her, ewww) gay stories

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>he's a virgin so I swallow since I don't have to worry about STD's

nigga what

>>37799876
you're gay if you sucked her cock

>>37796030
>Yeah but it's okay to force my gayness on my friend and push him through an identity crisis because I'm gay and I want to put my dick in his ass

>>37802506
THIS FUCKING THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
read the rest of this thread and you'll see OP discussing how to cuff his roommate so he can rape his ass.

First we have that thread where OP molested his niece now we have this.
Today this board is crazy. I don't believe this. 4chins been pretty tame and boring since I arrived 3 years ago

>>37795828
OP, this sounds so fucking much like the guy I tried to date this year. He kept telling me about how his roommate thought he was gay, and how he "had" a girlfriend. I loved how close he was to his roommate, but the dude kept setting my gaydar off (it goes hard because I am les-leaning bi. he was the second guy I ever dated).
Time will catch the fuck up to him. He knows it on the inside. You're not living together are you?

>>37801566
>OP sucks his roommates cock
sure
>OP gives makes his roommate fuck him in the ass
okay it's almost gay but sure it's fine
>OP makes his roommate give him a blowjob
this is where we enter gay territory. Once you suck a cock you are gay and need to die in a fire
>OP now wants to fuck his roommate in the as is willing to go great lengths to do this
That's plain evil and rape considering his roommate is already pretty traumatized by everything that's happened. His roommate realizes once he's taken it in the ass, he'll be a full blown flaming faggot and there's no coming back from that.

I really hate this thread desu

>>37802703
they're roommates you illiterate roastie.
You normies pride yourselves on being better than us but your intelligence is definitely lower

>>37802739
Oi, I forgot to add in 'next year', heh, does make me seem like a complete dumbass

not a normie. kissless virgin.

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>>37803055
but you're dating people?

>>37803149
They never want to touch me. It's very rare.. and they usually end up being gay.

>>37803278
So what are you like?

>>37803149
i still hate that the word cis exists now
why the fuck make up a word that describes 99% of all people just use the word for the 1% trans

>>37802554
>her cock

orgynale comment o

>>37803436
Apparently I look like a man.

OP is cute as shit, he should post more.

>>37803647
trans girls are in high demand.
Demand and supply is basic economics.
We don't want to hurt the feelings of our new and upcoming product that is also the embodiment of a sexual fetish.
A males mental state in a "fe"males (male body on hormones and sex reassignment surgery) body.

>>37796776

Hurry up and post more pictures.

>>37803781
he's a chad manwhore
or she's a roastie slut.

Whatever you wanna call a trap that gets laid too much.

>>37803711
Aren't you a girl? you mentioned lesbian tendencies

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how do I find cute submissive trannys who want to pressure me into sex?

>>37796776
Time stamp or that's not you.

>>37803814
He is still cute as shit and I want to see more and fuck him, prob let him fuck mke once as well.

>>37803788
that doesnt make sense theyre still transwomen/men
the only thing that changed is that all other are now ciswomen/men
instead of just labeling the new shit now we label everything
i mean maybe i dont get it but how does that help anyone
just seems pointless to me

>>37795828
>>took 3 months but he finally now gives me blowjobs too
that's the point you broke his brain

>>37803815
Come to Saudi Arabia :3

I'll rape you 5-10 times a day.

jk don't actually come or we're all dead lmao

>>37803849
women is the term for all "females"
Cis is the term for born people
Trans is the term for made people

What else do you want?

>>37803897
I want to talk to your dad and tell him what you're doing

>>37796671
Are those fucking McNuggies??

>>37803814
I am a girl. I do like other girls. Apparently I don't look very feminine.

>>37803952
cool. Are you tall?

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>>37795828
>mfw I'm not gay but I got a boner while reading this

How do I get a trap as my roommate? Do I need to specifically ask for it on my uni form?
I go to a really big liberal school by the way.

>>37800890
Google it.

'Consent violation' is when you are pressured, forced or otherwise made to go over your (usually sexual) boundaries.

>>37800911
>cummies
>being this autistic

>>37803929
i feels so redundant to me
you dont need a word that basically means normal
but i guess thats the problem that not being normal is in someway hurtful now
i guess i get used to it someday

>>37803986
No, average, barely 5 foot 4.

>>37803940
No? That's me taking a bath, silly.

>>37803849
It helps because viewing as something as 'neutral' and something else as 'weird' is a breeding ground for hate. It makes us see anyone but normie fags as 'good', and anything that falls beyond the norms as 'different', therefore 'bad'.

If we just label things that are opposites, i.e. cis and trans, rich and poor, black and white, autistic and neurotypical, etc. That communicates that there is no 'weird', everyone has their quirks or struggles, and everyone is just human.

>>37804178
>but i guess thats the problem that not being normal is in someway hurtful now
not being normal was always hurtful.
As a robot you should know that

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>>37797998
I'm a muslim and traps aren't gay.
But if a straight guy like this traps roommate, sucks cocks and takes it in the ass, then it's gay

>>37804408
i grew up in subcultures of metal and punk retards not being normal was kinda the cool thing about it but i see how it can be hurtful
>>37804401
thanks for taking the time to explain it thoroughly
im still having trouble with all this transstuff since i dont know anybody like that so it helps thanks

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>>37801422
>>the breakdown of the family
>unrelated
idiot.
The reason families are breaking down is because people want to have sex with different people for fun instead of with one person

>>37795828

i usually dont entertain this bullshit but enough is enough. you have your own fucking board for a reason. stay there and keep this shit to yourself

>>37795828
tell him you are a girl and if he calls you anything else, you are transphobic

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>>37796776
You could have at least posted the uncensored version.

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>>37805125
the fugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg.


What the hell dude.

So OP is a fake?
are you his roommate or what?

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>>37805219
If I were OP's roommate, I'd tear his ass asunder as punishment for lying on the internet.

>>37805297
>OPs story is fake
Kinda makes me feel better because it was pissing me off by how promiscuous he was. Oh well.
I bet similar things do happen in real life.

>>37805125
>>37805297
>>37805219
It was recently posted on reddit at r/femboys or something. Found it this moring while fapping but i was too lazy to repost it here
Also maybe it s the same dude, but that s very unlikely.

>tfw too tall and I'll never be qt enough for this

4chan femboy/trap rules:

All stories are fake until proven true
All "I'm cute" claims are fake until proven with pictures
All picture claims are FUCKING FAKE until proven with a timestamp

Anyone who doesn't timestamp is lying, I thought by now you chimps would have this as law.

>>37806485
4chan femboy/trap rules:

All stories are fake until proven true
All "I'm cute" claims are fake until proven with pictures
All picture claims are FUCKING FAKE until proven with a timestamp.
All gay/trannie threads and larping should be posted on /lgbt/ not in /r9k/

Ftfy

>>37806577
>All gay/trannie threads and larping should be posted on /lgbt/ not in /r9k/
posting in /lgbt/ is like preaching to the choir. How do I redpill people about traps over there?

>>37806793
Go get a job for the UNHRC or some other SJW cuck organisation or just post on fucking reddit. You can redpill faggots on traps all day over there.

>>37795828
tell him that you can be as real of a girl he wants you to be

he's confused right now he needs your help

>>37796089
the difference is you said yes to getting fucked and he said no

>>37801217
this is something that has always confused me about christianity. is sex never supposed to be fun or is it supposed to be fun with only your wife. if you have a wife can you do all the fun things you want with her and only her or do you have to not enjoy stuff with her and just make babies

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>>37796388
Anon, that is rape. Like all-out rape. I know here on /v/ we joke about shit like "I hope you get raped" or "I want to rape that loli!" But that is actual rape. If he's your roommate he has all of your info on file and he will file a lawsuit against you if you do that. Please do not rape your insecure roommate, anon.

>>37807636
>I know here on /v/
>/v/

>>37795828
I wish your roomate took a rebar and smashed your legs and face you faggot.

Why must you degenerates pray on innocent people? You fiends only want to fuck around and you ruin people's hearts with it. You deserve a fucking beating on a brain, you fucking freak.

>>37799021
I had five roommates assigned randomly and they were all great, we still live together three years later

>>37799687
But traps are gay.