>accidentally molest my 5 year old niece >she told her

Green text what happened first op

What did you specifically do OP. Get into the details.

One question; how did you accidentally molest someone? Is that a thing?

>>37793109
>>37793106
>>37793104
>wrestling niece
>accidentally feel her ass and pussy up a lot

I didn't even hurt her wtf

> accidentally
Wew, lad.

>>37793109
its code for actually knowingly intentionally molesting her

>>37793113
Did you tongue her butt?

>>37793113
did you accidentally slip your dick into her slit as well?

>>37793087
>>37793113
if this is true you need to kys

Was your cock hard?

Time to pay the price anon. You should just turn yourself in right now and pray that they don't kill you in prison with a toothbrush.
Fucking degenerate next time have some self control.

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>>37793113
I was on a jury a while ago and the scumbag used the same excuse for molesting his stepdaughter.

We found him guilty just like a jury's going to find you guilty. how long do you think you'll last in prison?

>>37793087
>molest
>accident touch
Why make a big deal anon?

Cmon OP get into more detail my cock is still flacid

Just answer one if the calls. If it was an accident, just be honest. If it wasn't, you're a freak, and should turn yourself in.

You have fucked up, and there is no way to fix the situation, you will be imprisoned if you don't act.

If yo don't want that, you must kill yourself or make it seem as you have, grab necessities and jump the country before your name is put out there. Laying low someplace huge or tiny is best, and of course don't touch kiddies again. Not only for your sake but theirs because you have already permanently disfigured a human being's in a way that they'll forever be aware of. If you feel there is a certainty you will reoffend if given the opportunity then choose the imprisonment or suicide path because your life is not worth 2.

>>37793118
It really was an accident.

>>37793133
>>37793134
>>37793143
>>37793154
>>37793144
No fuck off I'm scared

>>37793160
I didn't do it to molest her though.

>>37793164
Have you ever wrestled before? Your hands go everywhere.

>>37793185
Don't joke around...

>>37793183
I don't want to the voicemails scare me.

>>37793162
They are I'm not

>>37793221
Just explain it was a accident touch
You are making it seem worse the more you hide
Unless...you did more than you said. In that case gtfo to mexico

>>37793206
Ok you nigger retard why were you wrestling a 5 year old girl in the first place? Yeah bro you're totally not a pedo lmaoooo enjoy prison

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>>37793206
And who's going to believe you, you fucking faggot? You can't even convince a bunch of anons in a 4chan thread. You really think a jury's going to buy that you molested a 5 year old "accidentally"

>>37793206
Even if you are innocent consciously which I doubt you have already done something that's interpretation has already ruined your life. A 5 year old girl is saying you touched her inappropriately, there is no coming back from that unless she reveals she exaggerated or something in 14 years, but you almost defiantly actually hurt her, physical pain isn't a part of that.

If this is real anon then you've gone past the point of no return and need to decide what happens next, because you are alone in the world now.

>>37793221
OP it's do or die. Not answering the calls are already making you look guilty. It's your niece's words over yours. You either need to talk to your family or get fucked in prison by Tyrone and friends.

>walk down a nudist beach
>trip
>accidentally rape a woman
anons help what am i going to do

>>37793087
You don't just wind up doing that while wrestling, anon. Crap excuse.

Prepare your anus. But, like, actually, literally get your booty ready to get fucked.

>>37793312
>>37793295
>>37793273
>>37793266
>>37793264
>>37793247
Stop joking around please

>>37793241
I tried answering my mom but she wouldn't even let me talk.

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You're going to prison, you're going to find yourself alone at some point, and a pair or niggers are going to stab you 20 or 30 times.

>>37793332
say you were intoxicated while watching your niece, jury loves that kind of shit. dont forget to mention youre emotionally unstable.

>>37793342
Twice with shivs instead of penises.

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>>37793332
Who's joking you absolute fuckwit? I already told you, I was on a jury for exactly the same case, heard exactly the same excuse, and we found the scumbag guilty. Took us less than 3 hours.

>>37793332
Well then talk face to face
Your mother doesnt trust her own son rather than some snotty brat?

>>37793332
Okay, I'll bite. she called, and you answered, but she wouldn't let you talk? What did she say?

And how the fuck do you wind up doing ass and crotch grabs while wrestling? I wrestle with my younger relatives, and that doesn't seem like a thing that happens.

Tell them she was asking for it

>>37793332
You did something didn't you? Why would she freak out over a accidental touch unless you did more or you kept groping it

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>>37793087
OP will get to enjoy the ultimate NEET-life, prison. At least until he has his skull bashed in with a weight set for diddlying his own niece. Then he will get his sweet release he has always wanted from this world while you all sit here shitposting. Ignore the haters and face your future with your head up, OP.

>>37793380
what was his punishment tho ?2

>>37793113
>a lot
Yea, once is an accident. That is the point you stop, and a normal dude wouldn't have started wrestling with a 5 year old in the first place.
You know that kiddie fiddlers are in real danger in prison? That is no joke. Enjoy your time there.

>>37793332
Either this is bad larping or you're retarded and don't understand the gravity of the situation. You have gone past the event horizon, even this thread could be used as evidence if your investigated, you've admitted to """""""""accudentally"""""""" molesting a kid for fucks sake.

Watch The Hunt to understand how fucked you are, or if you're smart and don't want to wait around watching a movie to be arrested you'll start packing and planning a route to the next nation. Maybe you should be caught and locked up for life since you obviously don't know that actions have consequences, and if there's one action that they'll follow with consequences of fire and pitchforks it's this one. I am deadly serious in my words because this is if true a do or die situation, you ought to know that.

>>37793397
She just kept telling me I fucked up and mocking me.

>>37793403
The groping was accidental

>>37793415
I'd go into solitary. idc

>>37793387
I really don't want to. She'll probably kill me or attack me.

>>37793405

Oh please if OP is in the US, he will get taken to a different ward, building, facility for what he did.
Pedos don't get killed like in your hollywood sense of prison.
They usually kill themselves in pretrial because they are afraid of what they have in their mind of what prison is for them.

I still think OP should ghost themselves though. They are truly sickening.

>>37793113
>B-but I didnt hurt her
>It was an accident
>I only did it "a lot"

You fucking coward. You are a sick pedo and a coward. Hope you go to jail, cunt.

>>37793332
Fuck you OP I'm dead serious. Listen I bet you're freaking out right now but you have to understand that wrestling your niece was your first mistake. If your niece just said you guys were wrestling that would already raise eyebrows. The fact that she said you felt her is getting you a good amount of time in prison.

You may be scared now but you need to act fast. Running isn't an option for you so either TALK or GO TO PRISON.

>>37793413
No idea. They send the jury out after the verdict. I can promise you though, it won't just be one charge against you. The guy molested three girls, and had 9 charges against him.

>>37793436
>solitary
they arent gonna do that all the time dawg....you have to have a reason to be in there and being a diddler isnt a good enough reason.

>>37793436
>she'll probably kill me or attack me
What kind of beta pussy is afraid of some old roastie? Do you have autism? I hope they lock you up even if you're innocent.

>>37793436
Well it is againts the law for her to do that?
Why does a 5 year old get freaked out over a little grope? Anon if you want help greentext that shit i full detail no cherry picking or cutting edges

Watch the news in the Pacific Northwest. You'll see something about a 20 something being pulled out of a car that drove into the lake. Goodbye

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>>37793436
>The groping was accidental
If you wind up touching something you shouldn't, or getting touched somewhere you shouldn't be touched, or if it starts getting weird AT ALL when you're "wrestling" like that, don't you just stop? Or tell them to avoid that? Or avoid it yourself?

Shit, for safety reasons alone, aren't you aware of what both bodies are doing when you're horseplaying with a fragile 5-year-old kid?

How is this groping enough of a thing that it's memorable enough to mention?

Nobody is joking, OP. We're laughing at you, yeah, but we're laughing at how completely screwed you are. And like the dude above said, you're hving difficulty convincing gullibles lowlifes like us, on 4chan of all places. You're gonna have trouble with a jury full of moralfag normies.

>>37793501
If you're too much of a pussy to talk to your mom then you're too much of a pussy to drown.

>>37793501
im not telling you to kill your self anon. but a gun would be much more effective.

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>>37793501
Include me in the screencap when this turns out to be legit

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You're pretty fugged OP

>>37793525
>phone poster
>le screencap

faggot

>>37793501
So wait, did you do it or not?

I'd feel bad if you didn't and we just drove you to suicide.

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>>37793501
Include me in the fucking screencap fammys

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>>37793501

Say hi to Ember's Ghost Squad for me!
Goodbye human!

>include me in screencap pls

>>37793501
At least take some normies out with you

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>>37793540
Thanks for the (You), kike

can someone post the "you pedophiles digust me" copypasta plsz

>>37793556
be careful using this words... you can get banned from reddit while doing so

>>37793563
I haven't saved up enough money to download Google yet.

>>37793087
if you want real advise,
get a lawyer,
absolutely do not say a word to ANYONE about ANYTHING until you have met with a lawyer and discussed what you can and cannot say.

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>>37793087
you fucking pedo cunt, i hope you suffer in prison

>>37793206
I've wrestled with my gf before. Even then my hands didn't go "all over" ass and pussy in a way that could be seen as molestation. Accidental or otherwise. Accidental my ass.

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so OP
have you thought about using lolicon art as a means of keeping your urges in check?

Hey guys, I was just walking down the street but I tripped. When I fell, my pants and underwear came off and my cock fell into the woman's vagina! I swear, it was all an accident! Help guys!

>>37793563
http://knowyourmeme.com/forums/memeory-lane/topics/44787-riff-raff-i-dont-understand-pedophiles

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>>37793501
A pedophile AND you're going to commit suicide? lmao, they'll have to turn up the heat in hell.

They sent my stepfather to prison for 3 years for "accidently" groping my sister. You better pick up that phone and laugh your ass off and say your watch caught caught on her pants leg or something. But if she told that means your hands were there long enough and often enough it became scary weird for her. Youre probably going to jail. (They beat my stepfather up pretty bad in county I heard).

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>>37793087
Dude. I'm a lolicon and wrestle with my 8yo cousin all the time. Never touched her anywhere weird though.
Why would you do that multiple times and not expect things to go bad? Kids can't keep anything secret.

>>37793627
fuck tyou man

>>37793571
Lol 4chan has become reddit in all aspects but name.

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>>37793608
No doubt the police will check his computer and search history and find massive amounts of loli hentai. They'll also find this thread in which he confessed to the crime.

>>37793087
i hope you fucking die, you pedophile. we don't need more people like you, either drive off a cliff or get raped in prison fuckwad.


>include me in screen cap

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>>37793586
>absolutely do not say a word to ANYONE about ANYTHING until you have met with a lawyer and discussed what you can and cannot say.

>>37793525
>>37793545
>>37793653
just faggots

>itt butthurt moralfags
this place is fucking reddit tier now

>>37793501
screencapper me pls guys ^_^

>>37793660
No kidding. I doubt someone who posts on 4chan can afford a real lawyer. He'll get some public defender who doesn't give a shit.

They are calling, calling, calling.
Better answer that phone.
Or theres a knock at the door.
Dont answer that.
Deputies'll kick it down.
Just jump up
With something in your hands.
Your problems will be over.

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>>37793501
I'm making my mark right the fuck now, I was here when this shit happened

Screen cap me famioli

>>37793639
What's wrong anon? Did you get a boner or something?

You didn't molest her if she and you were fully clothed. If you were wrestling and touched her pussy and ass that's just what happens when WRESTLING.

This isn't even molestation! So don't allow it to be called as such. Unless you showed your dick to her or made her show her pussy it isn't shit.

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>>37793501
This is it boys. Include me in the screen cap

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>>37793501
OP read so much accidental molestation loli hentai that when his hand "accidentally" grabbed some kindercooch "wrestling," he just ran with it.
Reality ensued.

F

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>OP right now realising everyone fell for it

>>37793501
MEGUMEME ON THE NEWS :DDDDD

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>>37793753
>t. faggot who's never been inside a courtroom and doesn't know shit.

Just a heads up, OP. A decent lawyer costs about $350 an hour. The average trial goes for about 8-10 days. That's 21 grand. Assuming there's not a mistrial and you have to be tried for another 8-10 days.

That's what it'll cost if you don't want some lazy public defender to throw you under the bus.

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>>37793768
>OP right now realizing nobody fell for it

>>37793806
Forgot to mention, at least in Australia, court goes for 6 hours a day.

OP which lake?

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>>37793812
>OP right now if the thread is real

>>37793828
Kaby Lake. Close to Haswell

>>37793828
i would also like to know which lake op.

>>37793849
thats not a lake thats a processor you fagot.

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>>37793087
Your lolicon-ass is fucked, man

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>>37793501
Cap me too, fagz

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>>37793087
Ask political asylum to Saudi Arabia

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>>37793872
>its been one long advertisement for a processor

>>37793922
thats what i am thinking. this whole thing was just one big set up for that joke

pretty good lol.

>>37793849
>>37793944
I'm not OP though. He's probably shitting his pants right now

>>37793957
Or drowning

>>37793957
well then we still need to know which lake .

>implying the story was real

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>>37793113

you disgust me you rapist pedo fuck

>>37793501
surprise twist: this isn't the OP (op is an internet personality who makes threads like these to troll people) it's just some random guy who decided to announce that he's killing himself

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>the headlines this morning

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>>37793501
This is unironically the best thing you can do in OP's position.
>shunned by family so basically you're on your own for life
>registered sex offender so you can land a stable job, use the internet, and you have to tell your neighbors about it, meaning that for as long as you live you're going to be a social pariah
>also, your ass would get torn apart in prison

>>37793501

put this post in the cap pls an0ns

>>37793501
Well that escalated quickly.

All you had to do was calmly explain the situation, and then NEVER do ANY activity with a female ever again.

You should consider becoming an hero.

>>37793435
>Watch The Hunt
Wahahahaha more like watch THE CUNT!!! BLAGAGAGHAGAGGAGAHGAGAHHAA

>>37793501

HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING

1) Talk about it, try to convince everyone she lied.

2) Go to Mexico, pack a gun, if you can't make it decide to either surrender (perhaps hoping for a parole at some point in ten years) or...your call mccall

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>>37793501
Do not forget to open the car windows

put me in the screencap uwu
give me gold please kind stranger

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>>37794011


<~~~~ Here is another big news

>>37794096
But you can chicken out this way, no?

>>37793087
Just say the kid was lying. You were just wrestling. Ask them if they're going to destroy your life over this or not.

>>37794096
>>37794109
If OP didn't roll down his windows, there's a possibility he's in a pocket of air that's slowly being filled with water. If he has his phone, he wouldn't be able to get cellular service. He would have an outdated version of this thread on his phone, able to read, but never again communicate. He'll die soon.

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>>37793087
you have no hope.
Ignoring the relatives was your first fatal mistake.
If it was really an accident, you could have just picked up the phone and explain them what happened. But you ghosted them so it's too late now.
OP you are going to prison, and when you get out, no one will ever want to see you again, you will be a middle-life loner with no friends or family to back him up. You will have to start again, with the label of sexual predator

Now. Here are your choices.
1)get the fuck out of your country and go as far as possible. Become a ghost for the loved ones. At least you wont spend years in jail
or
2) Kill yourself. Bonus if you make it look like an accident.

you fucked that little girl, didnt you?

good riddance op you sick fuck

you didn't accidentally do anything you meant to feel her up. time to get raped in prison you pathetic worm.

OP didn't even fuck her pussy and he's still going to jail.

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>>37794205
This, but unironically.
OP, if you're still alive, just go all the way, it's not like it matters, you're already gonna have the book thrown at you.

>>37793849
Soon to be Skylake or Devil's Canyon.

Screencap me so I can give some faggot fake internet points

>>37794192
I wonder if I could get my dick rezoned as a prison and be allowed to fuck all the juvies. Prime teen pussy is probably just as good if it belongs to a criminal.

>>37794312
Well, whatever the government's willing to give me. I promise I'll, you know, punish them or whatever. I'll do it whenever they ask me to for as long as they want. Just, outsource it to me, and the crime rate will probably go down.

>>37794320
Can you imagine all the damaged teen girls you could fuck????? Oh my goddddddd anon holy cow....

>>37794522
I just don't see why the cops and feds should have all the fun, tbqh.

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is this fucker dead yet? i really hope so

>>37794663
Every time I see something related to Half-Life, I am very happy, because it harkens back to a time when video games were good, and responsibilities were few for the child I used to be. Now it is gone, and like Half-Life 3, it seems that the good times will never come around again.

Thank you, anon, for this post.

>>37794921
Same but for me it's Halo

>>37793087
I kind of want to believe you. Tbh let's think for a moment. Nowadays a child's accusation will be taken as nothing but the truth. If you didn't do it, you're fucked either way. Luke that mads movie

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>>37793501
There's no way this guy has the balls to kill himself

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>>37793501
Screencap, here I fucking come!

>>37793501
>killing yourself over a accident
You saif it was a accident right? This nigga read too many Loli doujins.

>>37795171
it was no accident, OP knew exactly what he was doing

>>37795138
OP stopped replying and posted a BS location, this is f8ke

>>37793627
Yeah? How old were You?

>>37795305
That wasn't OP. As he said just check the news in an hour or sumshit

>>37795343
We need to keep the thread open until then

they are going to check your PC and history, and find you admitted to doing it in a 4chan thread.

you should go out right now and get fucked by a few guys. It will be much easier for you in the long run to loosen up now with regular guys, because Tyrone and Jamal in prison aren't going to care about how painful it is to you when they are pounding your shitter

>>37793087
once is an accident, more than that is wtf. Good luck in there, you're gonna need it jesus

>>37795372
why are americans so fucking gay

>>37793087
""""accidentally""""

kys faggot

>>37793501
Oh shit don't do it bruh.

>>37795343
How do you know it wasn't him?
Also assuming he does live in a Pacific northwest crap town it'll probably never make it to national tv

>>37795405
don't know if you are talking about me, because I'm not American, but that is the reality of their prisons. If you are talking about why are the prisoners there so gay, I don't know, a power thing probably.

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>>37793113

>incriminating yourself two posts in

Here's a (You) to help with the conviction when they look at your online history, anon

>>37793087
Why do pedophiles always post anime pictures?

>>37795372
>>37795462
t. tard who knows nothing about prison except rumors

>>37795533
gay rape in US prisons is well documented, you are deluded

>>37795552
plus a cute twink like OP would be prize trap to enjoy

I've never had the impression that it's okay to wrestle a 5-year-old child as an adult, even outside of the fact that you grabbed her in a very odd location.

They're delicate, extremely weak and easy to injure. Especially a girl. What exactly was going through your mind? You must have been aware that you were grabbing her ass and vagina. How could you not be?

Either way, it's probably best that you go to jail. Obviously something is wrong with you to the point where you probably shouldn't be walking around in society.

>>37795567
not to mention child molesters get fucked on a regular basis. OP should avoid jail at all cost, since being jamal's fucktoy for years is a horrible fate

>>37793206
OP, real advice.

Deny, deny, deny. You weren't there. You saw nothing. You don't remember.

If you really fucked up this bad, you need to shut the fuck up right now.

If they press charges, get a lawyer and SHUT THE FUCK UP unless he says to speak.

Also, you're a moron.

>>37795567
t. milly's boyfriend

do you feel good about jacking off on the board? do you

>>37793113
Hope you get a dozen stabs in the side of your neck with a shank nigger.

>>37795580
>since being jamal's fucktoy for years is a horrible fate

maybe he'll like it, the BBC has turned white bois before. We already know he is mentally weird

OP, just go all the way and fuck her, its over for you anyways, might aswell live out your fantasies. after that try to leave country, and if they catch you just an hero

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>>37795587
I know I do!! I'm high as fuck right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition!!! I came to jack off, I jacked off and came! OH my goddddddd!!!

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>>37793501
im in it bois origano

>>37793087
You can't accidentally molest someone.

Molestation requires intention.

If you didn't intend it, it was an accident and therefore there is nothing wrong with it.

If you did it intentionally, it wasn't an accident and you're going to prison.

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>>37795575

>never had the impression that it's okay to play with your younger relatives

OP's still going to jail/watery grave, but


If you haven't piledrived, fireman's carry spin, or just plain picked up and SLAMMED your younger siblings and/or nieces/nephews into the couch,bed, and pool while shouting out exaggerated roars and narrations

then I'm sorry, but you're a shitty Big Bro/Sis who will eat last at the table when you inevitably became the omega in your pack family-mania and nobody will like you and will probably call the cops on you if you do have to babysit for 5 minutes

>>37793464
Most likely, he'll get beat up, the guards wait for a while as he gets beat up (cuz he's a diddler) then chuck him into the infirmary, then solitary. Release and repeat. On the bright side, its most likely he will not die, and will instead leave prison alive and somewhat physically ok.

Usually the other prisoners will ask for his charges on paper. Or the guards who've seen the papers will spread the rumor. But hey if he's lucky, he might get guards who keep quiet, and will then have the chance to bamboozle the prisoners into thinking he was charged for something else.

>>37793087
>anime pic


wtf happened? your hand accidentl slipped between her ass and vagina from behind and started accidently rubbing? you knew what you were doing you fucking retard

>>37795575
>especially a girl
5 year olds are equally delicate and weak regardless of sex

Check the news anons

>>37793501
livestream it as you go into the water. Call up the coast guard and see if they want to run some ads.

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>>37793501
All the best boyo

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>>37796015
>regardless of sex
Umm, 5 year olds shouldn't even be *having* sex you perv

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>>37793501
TO MAKE HISTORY YEAH

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>>37793501
DO IT FAGGOT AND DONT COME BACK

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>>37793501
Did you dood it

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>>37793501
Well, that was a surprising turn of events.

>>37793415
While OP is a faggot and a lying retard, I think a lot of siblings/family members play-fight with each other

>>37793627
T.pedo
Also that gif that you posted is butt shots from a 9 year old.

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>>37793087
>accidentally molest my 5 year old niece

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>>37793087
Glad OP is gonna kill himself. Nothing worse than pedo nigger that denies his nature and makes excuses for trying to fuck children.

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These threads are why I still come to /r9k/, Jesus fuck

>>37796322
Sauce on the girl please. She looks like wifoo material

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>>37793501
Anon pls don't. Try to explain your situation first.

>>37796601
hinamatsuri

>>37796498
he's probably already done it.
We're waiting for the news

>>37796902
ty originaletsugokubotzetai

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>>37796895
read the thread. suicide is the best possible thing he could have done in his situation.

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>all these normies
Sad what this place has turned into

>>37797011
>Pacific Northwest
>Tennessee

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ur dun bud

>>37793113
Screencapped and backtraced your IP. Sent to the FBI. Nice knowing you. --moot

>>37797011
He dindu nuffin.
He only groped her wtf. Normies are too unfair.
I feel sorry for him

>>37796015
5 year olds aren't supposed to be having secks

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>all these nromies ITT that think there is literally anything wrong with love

>>37797011
fake as an orginal fuck

>>37797076
he didn't even hurt her

Don't say shit to your mom over the phone and especially not text, and lawyer up now. Talk inn person an see if you can keep this out of court,if you talk on the phones they can subpoena your calls and use them as evidence, don't say anything to cops except lawyer if it gets to that point

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I wonder if he is the same guy who had sex with his cat

Typical anime poster.


original

>>37793812
What's with hollywood and people driving karts when they're sad? Is this a thing americans actually do?

>>37797011
Fake and unoriginally gay.

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>>37793501
No fucking way.
If this is real, this board has hit a new low today.

>>37793113
Can't wait for the "anon goes to jail" infographic. Also, screencap me.

>>37797154
>being this new
stupid nerd

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>>37793501
RIP

orgagalono

>>37793501
Put me in the screencap faggots

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>>37793087
Why don't just call the police and tell them you're sorry?

I'm sure they'll understand.

>>37797076
>there are people who still think there is anything wrong with pedophilia
this board has really hit a new low

>>37797169
New. Ok lad.

I don't think a car into a lake is gonna be news

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>>37793501
SHIT NIGGA

original

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>wrestles with his niece
>touches her private parts instead of power-bombing her
You get what you deserve.

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>>37797215
Imagine having a daughter.
Would you be okay with some grown ass neckbeard feeling her up?

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Op here, I can't believe you gullible faggots fell for this shit. Anyway thanks for the (You)s and goodbye. You've been a really good crowd.

>pedophiles cant feel at home on 4chan

sorry i didnt realize this was r-ddit

>>37797283
You may be someone impersonating OP. How can we know?

>>37797268
Not without her and my own consent, no.

>>37797268
My nephew wrestling with her?
I wouldn't mind. I'm not a retard

>>37797283
This poster is an imposter. I'm the real OP.

https://www.flashalert.net/news.html?id=1002

"Single vehicle fatal near Hood River - Wasco County - 06/18/17"

Anon is that you?

>>37797305
you're alive? why?

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OP fucking died

>>37797317
>burns himself to death
yeah sure OP had the guts for that?

>>37797317
>approximately 1:45 AM
His last post was around 5:30 AM Pacific. A little too early.

>>37797283
>>37797305
Stop impersonating me, this is serious, I don't know what to do

>>37797299
So you have no problem with your 18+ year old nephew grabbing your 5 y/o daughter ass?

>>37797298
>child
>consenting

>>37797362
Simple: Jail or death. Decide while you still can.

>I accidentally a loli guys, is it bad?

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>>37797362
>coming to /r9k/ for legal advice
you are fucked my man

>>37797283
DUMB, STUPID, USELESS MAGICIAN.

>>37797383
>So you have no problem with your 18+ year old nephew grabbing your 5 y/o daughter ass?
I have no problem whatsoever as long as he was only wrestling.

>>37797362
why are you still alive?

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>all the normal moral cucks telling op to die or they are going to enjoy him dying in prison

Normies are lunatics can 5 year olds even remember anything? Chances are he was just playong around but the normie family are just as paranoid and on a witch hunt. This place is normie central. I hope all the people wishing pain on op are the ones who die.

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>>37793087
you're a filthy kiddy diddler and you are going away for a long time you sicko

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>>37797421
>>>daddy newphew grabbed my peepee place!
>>Nah anon we were just wrestling
>Okay cool bro it's all good

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>>37797362
>StOP iMpErSoNaTInG mE tHis is SErioUS i dOnt kNoW wHaT tO dO
get fucked

>>37797383
children can consent, if you think otherwise youre a complete retard

>>37797476
Under color of law minors cannot consent to anything sexual. That's why when teachers bang their teenage students they still go to jail for statutory rape.

Anyone in the Northwest region who would like to do a manhunt? I got the Southwest so OP has nowhere to hide.

>>37793087

OP, why are people calling you at 4:45 in the morning? Your family most likely wouldn't be up at 4:30, your niece defiantly not. Why would they wait till now, assuming you did it in the past? Wouldn't they wait till the morning, or have done it earlier in the night?

tl;dr either you don't live in the Pacific Northwest or, the more likely option, you're lying.

>>37797450
I can remember a lot of stuff from when I was five or six. Once I was returning from school I saw a man walking with his dick hanging from his trousers. I was confused and didn't know what to think of it. 'Why would somebody walk around with his peepee showing?' I came home and was unusually silent, because I was deeply pondering this question. My parents quickly guessed what happened, though.

>>37793087
>accidentally molest niece

That's for that kek

>>37797456
okay now I'm kinda worried. If I say it was okay, then she'll consider that normal won't mind if someone actually molests her.
I'll have to make it clear that I hate molesters but still let him off they were only wrestling

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>>37797450
>anyone who isn't a pedo is a normie
Sure thing pal

>>37797450
OP was only wrestling.
When you're wrestling with a tiny kid, of course hands can go places

>>37793501

Jonathan Jason Ragavan include in screen cap pls

>>37793501
>DUGGLER
>DUGGLER
>LITTLE DUGGLER
>DUGGLER'S
>GOING
>TO
>GET
>? ? ? F R I E D ? ? ?

>>37797550
if you dont support it you are from r-ddit at least

how long till we see this on /r/4chan?

>>37797550
pathetic
normies just go on witch hunts because their chimp brain likes to see suffering

>>37797461
>using the stupid fucking spongebob meme
>>>/9gag/

>>37797550
anyone who thinks there is anything wrong with child love is a normie

>>37793087
fuck them they are pieces of shit for denying your right to yung puss

>>37797535
There is no way you can spin this in your favor. You're really fucked six ways from sunday on this. You'll have to just take it on the chin and hope that the courts will give you a plea deal where you can at least avoid jail time, but the other problems such as never being allowed in your own house again, being a registered sex offender and the stigmas in general will still remain.

>>37797576
>>37797586
>>37797588
Just to clarify I wasn't a guy who said that he should die for being a pedo, but if you don't think it's wrong to diddle kids then I'm not sure what to say.

NORMIES ON MY BOARD...
Roasties deserve to be molested at any age, they deserve nothing less

>>37797578
some brave warriors from reddit are going to walk through the horror that is /r9k/ to this thread and then screenshot the replies. They won't dare to post. I know a guy irl. He considers 4chan the deep web.
Threads like this helps it maintain that status desu

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>>37797606
average ancap right here

>>37797623
with consent theres nothing wrong with it

>>37797609
yeah who are you replying to idiot?

>>37797623
as long as there's consent there is nothing wrong with it. children are literally just another preference

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>>37793501
>mfw this is bullshit

Include me in screencap

>>37797623
he didn't do NOTHING.
He didn't even take off her clothes or anything.

>>37797519
I think he implied they called him the last day or something like that. Look at when the post was posted.

>>37797639
This guy >>37797535 who I thought was OP, but I guess not. Otherwise this post >>37797609 is for OP.

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>>37797362
don't you have a lake to drive into?

>>37797665
How can that guy be OP?
He's discussing whether he would allow his daughter to be touched by his nephew or not

>>37797623
Why do you keep coming up with diddle kids? You never played with your niece? Chances are op was just wrestling and her over protective family chimped out when they heard it. Why do normies assume everything to do with kids is molesty sexual things maybe they are the fucked ones.

>>37797637
>>37797641
>>37797657
Unfortunately in terms of law children cannot consent, so in the eyes of the law he did do wrong. I'm not going to try to convince you it's wrong if you don't feel that way but according to laws in any first world country (presuming OP isn't from a shithole) he's wrong.

>>37797691
exactly.

>>37797702
He didn't grab her with sexual intent. He was wrestling with her

>>37793087
Most fucked up thing ive heard all day on this board

>>37797677
I not a smart man, why do think I'm here?>>37797691
I don't have a niece, but if it was the kid who said that she was touched then I assume that he probably did touch her in an inappropriate manner. Kids aren't like grown up roasties where they will lie about getting raped, they'll say it casually because they may not be aware the severity of it.
>>37797702
Also *assuming not presuming, can't type today.

>>37797744

>Guy touches loli butt while they both wear clothes

yeah, how sickening, a real monster that guy is.

>>37797716
Now which one do you think the parents (or courts for that matter) would believe, him or the 5 year old, assuming that OP's story does check out and it was nothing.

might as well go through and actually molest her; you're fucked already

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OP your best best is to talk to the girl and convince her it was accidental/innocent and make it cool with her.
If she believes you she won't want to do something to get you sent down.
Hopefully this helps a little.

>>37797672

why is anime girl dancing instead of helping the fish

I am distraught, explain this

You should come live with me in the woods TBQFH FAMIGLIA

>>37793295
A Saudi that raped a British girl used that exact same excuse. It worked, too.

>>37797836
Japs have no empathy towards sea life

>>37797836
Asians are soulless beasts

>>37797836
she is celebrating it's death by letting it struggle till the end as is per the japanese fishing customs and honor code

>>37797662
No he says he's been getting calls non stop for the last 15 minutes, all at the same time.

>>37797771
they'll believe the child because they hate anyone that could possibly be a pedo

>>37797848
Saudis and British have been greatest allies since 1933. They were in cahoots anyway.

>>37793501
Hey, CNN, it's me your friendly neighborhood Alex Jones. Did you know they're putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin frogs into pedos?

>>37793592
Neddy angry

>>37797939
Exactly, so even if OP isn't a lying sack of shit or a pedo he's still fucked. That's why I said here >>37797609 he's just going to have to admit to it and plead guilty because he might have a chance, but if he tries to mantain his innocence with that defense he's fucked.

>>37793612
Jfc Pumbloom, where did I go wrong with you.

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>>37793501
All we need to do now is wait and watch bad televesion!

>>37797995
what if he waives his right to a jury and relies on a good old judge?
Then he can appeal to the old man and tell him he only wrestling

>>37798065
That is another possibility, but he would have to really be able to convince the judge of that, which I don't think he'll buy it. I honestly think his best choice is try to get a plea deal and see if he can get a reduced sentence or no sentence to jail so at least he can avoid that.

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>>37793436
>The groping was accidental

Sure it was.

Rot in prison, scumbag.

Why the fuck are you guys still wasting your time with this shit,

OP is a liar, nothing happened, he just trolled you

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>dumb whore in training forced an anon to kill himself over a little horseplay

god I hate children and all the pedo hysteria that surrounds them

>>37798165
hello re-dit

>>37797510
Southeast reporting in

>>37793493
Full detail please, OP.

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>>37793501
Anyone know a good news web-site for monitoring the events in the Pacific Northwest?

>>37798179
if you hate children then what do you jerk off to, miles?

So what has OP finally delivered?

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fucking hell you people make me sick

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>>37793087
>>37793113
heres your (you), you disgusting pig

>>37793501
BLAME ANIME FOR THIS

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>tfw got hard because I rememebered the time I felt up my 6 yr old niece and even put my tongue inside her mouth when I was 12.
t-thanks OP

OP KILLED HIMSELF https://www.flashalert.net/news.html?id=1002

>>37798575
he didn't have the guts to set himself on fire.
Also he shoudda used a trip

>>37793493
Rest In Pieces, I knew lurking this shithole invaded by normies,''''''''fembots'''''''''', /lgbt/ and /soc/
everyonce in a while is worth it

>>37798597
>>37793501
Fuck meant to reply to that post
: (

Hope I make it into the screencap

Apparently his name is Jason M. Degeus anyone gonna dig up some info on OP for us?

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>>37793087
Get a lawyer NOW.
http://www.legalmatch.com/

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>>37793501
include me too in hte screenshot

>>37798700
I've heard he wrestles children.

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>>37793113
I like how OP adds "a lot" to accidentally. Hope you enjoy your new roommates bubba and Tyrone, they're going to have their way with you for a looong time, kek.

>>37798709
>>37798575
There aren't any lawyers for where he's going.

>>37798709
He's dead
I don't think a dead person would need a lawyer

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absolutely fucking disgusting

the state of OP

>>37793501
Oh my,
A blast from the past.

Godspeed Anon, may you wrestle many 5 year old nieces in Valhalla

>>37798575
This looks to be him.

Damn. He made one little mistake and paid for it with his life. Hope his family is happy for what they did to him.

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>>37793113
wow, that's pretty goddamn abhorrent

you are SO fucked

>>37798752
he dindu nuffin tbqhwufam
QUITE HONEST

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>>37793501
lol godspeed loliconanon

>>37798771
it wasn't even a mistake.
He only playing with a kid

Found his Facebook /jason.degeus.9

>>37798816
>Dirt bike riding normalfag
Of fucking course it's always the person you least expect.

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Quick reminder not to approach, look at or even mention children once you're a robot, or else you'll end up like OP.

>>37798816
can't be him. That's real big normie. He's even broken his bones doing that dirt bike shit.
Seems like a guy that wouldn't post here or accidentally X

>>37798896
exactly

>>37798925
Most "robots" here are sex craving failed Normies or just plain normies

You're so fucking dumb lmao, good luck trying not to drop the soap!

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I kind of know how OP feels.
My whole family thinks I am a dog fucker because I accidentally gave my dog a blowjob in front of them (I came home from college and my dog came over to me so I picked it up and started kissing it and its fur was in my eyes so I kissed its dick thinking it was his nose, and he came in my mouth, I assumed it was just dog food and swallowed)

Not as bad as a pedo but still

>>37798575
Ooo shit archive this thread NOW!

>>37799001
kek Shirley you cant be serious

>>37799001
Dogs cum for minutes at a time.

Do people really do that. Go on the internet and tell lies?

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>>37799001
>I accidentally gave my dog a blowjob in front of them

>>37799001
>I kind of know how OP feels.
>My whole family thinks I am a dog fucker because I accidentally gave my dog a blowjob in front of them (I came home from college and my dog came over to me so I picked it up and started kissing it and its fur was in my eyes so I kissed its dick thinking it was his nose, and he came in my mouth, I assumed it was just dog food and swallowed)
>Not as bad as a pedo but still
you do all that accidentally while OP was merely wrestling? He didn't even hurt her or touch her through her clothes

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>>37793501
but did he actually done doozile it?

Alright man let's be real. If you go to prison, there will be an attempt on your life. The way other inmates see it, I could've been their daughter/son or whatever. And even if it was an accident it's unlikely anyone will believe your words over a little girl's. So if I were you, get the hell out of there asap. Research it first, learn what you have to do, and lay low for a bit. Good luck man.

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finally something enterteining on this board

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>>37793501
know op is trolling but just in case...

>>37798575

>crash happened at 1:45
>Thread started at 4:45