Last one died >he TOTALLY, UNDENIABLY, UNFATHOMABLY imagined

>>37784503

being able to achieve*

and this is why I wasn't fucking valedictorian

>>37784503
I imagined myself singing to my school, or playing the electric guitar.

Sort of related but I recently became my schools president but have never been that good of a student. Only reason I was able to become the president was because i'm well liked and friendly. The teachers are really unhappy about me being president but I'd like to become the valedictorian as well and am unsure how to pull it off.

>he COMPLETELY, TOTALLY imagined himself becoming a rich CEO of a biotech company and setting an army of zombies upon the world to get revenge on his high school bully

>>37784552

listen man, as long as you are going to college, high school is nothing to worry about. In hindsight, the whole valedictorian thing is a meme and everyone else can surpass the valedictorian's level when in college because college is almost like pressing the reset button in your life.

HAHA

Too bad I didn't realize that when I was a college freshman. Now all the degenerate fucks and people who I thought were dumber than me have like 5x the life experience and resume material I have.

>he imagines himself winning the lottery and rubbing it in his smug family's faces
>he doesn't even play the lottery

>he thinks he's gonna be president but spent his youth shitposting
I-if trump can do it

>>37784864
Trump spent his youth shitposting before shitposting was even a thing. Just be a total piece of shit and you too can be president.

>>37784864
Trump was born into wealth. Wealth is power.

If you're not as wealthy, you're just gonna have to work harder than those who are. Simple fact of life.