What did she mean by this and how 2 respond/.?

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help me boys
shes a qt

It means she's with her friends laughing while you desperately try to woo her

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Ok fuck it you guys took too long and I had to yolo it

>>37782568
respond with
>haha yeah, what do you have in mind?
or
>got something in mind?
or
>im always up for some fun
idk

>>37782621
You fucked it, nice job

>>37782621
bruh what the fuck are you doing

>>37782621
XDXDXD relatable content LMAO!! FUNNY SELF-DEPRECATING JOKES ARE FUNNY

>>37782621
You're so fucked dude. GL.

>>37782568
fun = sexual intercourse

So, suggest that you and her meet at (insert local bar here) and then, after convincing her into drinking alcohol, you can trick her into coming back to your place and then inserting your penis in her

>>37782621
she's begging for the dick and you come up with that?

what the fuck

>>37782640
>>37782638
>>37782648
>>37782651>>37782665


I was just b'in myself bros!!

Guess who's not getting that pussy tonight

>>37782621
This is a honest answer at least

>>37782670
Being yourself doesnt count for much if you're boring

>>37782621
you should have just sent her dick pic dude.

>>37782704
>>37782684
>>37782657
>>37782651
>>37782648
>>37782640
>>37782638
so u be sayin I should have said "eyooo bitch lemme gat dat puzzy"

I thought that was a meme made up by bitter virgins

>>37782621

Painful.

But at least it's only tinder. Get that practice in.

>>37782553
meme reply. FAILED

>>37782722
if she says "hey do you like girls who like sex like me" don't say "no" you fucking dolt

>>37782722


Only if you phrase it like that.

>"just be yourself"
>"NO NOT LIKE THAT YOU IDIOT!"

fucking hate normans

>>37782722
Are you retarded? That's obvious flirting, you're supposed to flirt back

>>37782799
I am flirting
Playing hard to WET!!

>>37782621
Hey OP can you please post the reply to that comment.

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>>37782812
Update as of 7:53

Seem to have left her speechless, females can be intimidated when you signal you are a high status alpha male type
She likely need to take a break and schlick to calm her nerves before she could respond

>>37782875
NO, OP. YOU RUINED IT. WHAT THE FUCK?!? YOU COULD HAVE HAD SEX YOU FOOL

>>37782909
Its ok, if she doesnt message me back in the next 10 minutes I'll send her another message reminding her to respond and see if I can fix things up

>>37782875
Yea keep on telling that to yourself buddy ...

>>37782621
>he uses more than one emoji per message

>>37782961
It makes the pussy wet

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>>37782938
Never talk to a female again you deserve to die alone you fucking beta faggot.

>>37782982
no it has the opposite effect

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>>37782875
originalthisguysaretard.

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>this fucking thread
keking originally

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>>37782993
lol, i'm not even mad, Im a KHV, but I've been closer and failed worse, much worse
>taking a statistics class two years ago
>Its an 8Am an I always go get food from the dining hall first
>its always empty except for this qt i kinda know and her friends, me, and afew other people
>She invites me to sit with her because i have a shyness that is criminally vulgar and would not want to impose or force my presence on them as I feel I always bring down the mood
>she always makes an effort to talk to me(i think either out of pity or out of sadism to watch me squirm )
>she always has on what appeared to me to be the most fake smile and the most nefarious giggle when we conversed(I suspected she was attempting to subtly mock me)
>end of semester finals time rolls around
>Im autistic and good at math so she tells me we should study together
>I try to avoid it so I dont seem desperate
>she insists takes my number and invites me, I am sure to seem reluctant so I do not seem desperate
>show up at her room at the agreed upon time
>she is wearing really short tight booty short/pajama things
>she starts cuddling up next to me >mfw
>eventually she is sitting in my lap wiggling around I can literally feel the heat from of her banana hole
>im in a full blown panic at this point
>she says something about me being comfy and does a 100% evil and knowing laugh, and puts on some fake smile, that triggers my insincere senses
>something is wrong here but I cant put my finger on it
>realize that she must have friends hiding in her closet that want me to make a move so they jump can laugh at me and she would say something like "haha did you really think you could hook up with me wierdo get the fuck out!" and then beat me up and dump milk on me or something
>tell her I gotta run to the bathroom
>run, literally ran, back to my dorm and drank till I slept
>her friend tells me later that she cried after this
>dont talk to her ever again

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>>37783095
me again with another

got cucked pretty hard after this minor victory and it literally ruined my life
>Orbiting a girl from work for like 6 months
>I thought it was going pretty well,she initiates more than I do and is more aggressive than me(she was technically my boss which made it even hotter to me)
>she starts hanging out at my house from time to time
>I have 4 other roomates because >college
>after like 2 weeks she starts coming over when I dont invite her and without letting me know to hang with my roomates
>tells me one day "don't feel like you need to entertain me anon"
>next thing I know shes fucking the dude in the room literally right next to me
>they PURPOSELY have loud sex whenever Im in the house, like as soon as I walk in the door they both just start fucking each other
>start just sleeping in the 24 hour room at the library and reading traditionalist /lit/ in all me free time
>cant take it anymore literally cant trust ANYBODY
>drop out of college because everybody is a cunt
>started reading Evola and getting shredded as fuck
>join the army
>havent talked to ANYBODY from my old life in 13 months
>shitpost on /r9k/ and read meme /lit/ all day

feels good

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>>37783095
Off yourself or just go gay faggot
originally.

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OK bots, what do I send her"pls respond"?. she still hasn't responded
It cant be anything too wild because this is my real tinder profile and I live in kinda a rural town so she may know some of the same people I do IRL

>>37783244
Just leave it.

>>37783244
just type lmao jk big moist so how wild can you get?

>>37782553
>>37782568
>>37782621
Jesus christ android emojis look like shit

>>37783244
You fucked it, anything you say now will just stack and make it worse.

So yeah keep being autistic, and remember to post screenshots.

>>37783310
>>37783308
Should I send some more funny Austin Powers GIFs???
Ive got some pretty dank ones, but idk what context to send thim in

>>37782875
I told you to be direct, but you gave her a weak and womanly response

>>37783244
Don't listen to >>37783298
>>37783308
>>37783310
do this>>37783306

>>37783337
Joke about being boring and unpleasant together and canceling each other out. Idc how to describe it.

>>37783306
>>37783348
Should I actually call her "big moist", do normal people do this?
wtf lol

>>37783384
No what the hell noone talks like that

>>37783384
Yes it's like a pet name it'll make her feel like you are an alpha

>>37783516
>>37783505
hmmmmmmmmm
decisions like this really makes me think

>>37783535
>>37783516
Way to early for pet names. Just makes one seem like a creep.

>>37782621
dude...
She LITERALLY just asked you to have casual sex with her in the most direct way that you will ever see unless your a movie star or something, and you STILL managed to fuck it up
I've never gotten an opportunity even close to that but I would be able to close it, your Chad face is wasted on your autism mind

>>37783535
if you want her to think you a re a beta bitch boy then fine leave out big moist

Unless all of you are fucking retarded stop telling this guy to respond have some self respect you beta faggots.

>>37783095
>women all over you
>"she must be an evil roastie out to make fun of me"
you need to get out of your head more

>>37783899
>trusting humans
no thanks jeff

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all these faggot's talking to girls on app's, why don't you just talk to them irl fucking losers lol

>>37782621
You done goofed anon
Honestly though I'm not sure what I would've said either. But definitely not that.

>>37783095

Dude. Man. Shit. WTF? Why? No.