>"uhhh hey you, please help me! that creep in the hoodie

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>>37645170
why would I cockblock a fellow robot
if anything, I'd ask him if he needs help taking turns holding her down

Crazy white guy in a hoodie...probably on meth. No thanks, not getting involved.

I've been asked to do this in bars/nightclubs before

Acting like you know someone and having a conversation about a pretend past with them is fun and the guy they're trying to avoid usually goes away

>>37645170
>Following for half a block

>>37645170
I don't help her because she is probably luring me into a trap

say this to the guy
>hey bro, you know whats better than a rape? a gangrape

There's nobody else here.

t. Hoodie hood

>>37645170
>"heh, sorry m'lady, but broads such as yourself deserve rape"
>"N-nani!?"
>*unsheates dick, whick reveals my dick-katana, which I usheated from my unsheated dick*
>"Prepare, for the ultimate test!"
>*I spin around, building up momentum, before releasing a torrent of compressed AIDS from my rectal cavity*
>*Then I commit sudoku and cry about liberals ruining my waifu's right to hatespeech as I REEEEEE myself to death*
>*the woman, along with the rest of humanity dies instantly from the AIDS and cancer I've produced*

Rape my fucking ass, homos

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Looks like she wants to get BLEACHED

this has happened to me quite a few times.

one time it was a group of 4 mexican tourists. they were all gorgeous and light skinned and this creepy bum came up to them and started talking to them.
they instantly huddled around me and one of them latched on to my arm, this was at a bus stop.
then when we got on, the one who had my arm sat next to me and her friends sat behind us and she talked to me the whole way to work.

this is the only time women will talk to you, is when they need protection.

>>37645170
Ok. What are you offering in return?

>>37646140
Legit made me fucking KEK and JEJ at the same time. Good on you. You know what? Niggers and faggot homosexuals are to blame for our problems. Also traps deserve to be lynched

Save yourself op!

>>37645170
Take my dick out and prepare for some live rape porn

>>37645813
Best answer. Fuck all these other normies

>>37645170
I'd turn around and walk away. I can gain nothing from this situation, so why get myself involved?