My parents will be coming home from Seattle tomorrow afternoon.

Kill normies with the carbine

And I forgot to mention. Currently on the last case of the homicide desk for L.A. Noire. Vice should be interesting.

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>>37636782
Only in my wildest, most original dreams anon

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Masturbate to your dad's by sniffing the dirty laundry left
Make sure not to sniff the part directly under the asshole because it smells like shit. Like a little south and it should smell like pure hormone frenzy and give you a massive hard on.

>>37636771
wait you have your own shooting range

>>37636884
Yeah, you get your own shooting range when you buy an SKS. Why do you think they've been getting so expensive over the years?

>>37636958
Wtf is an sks

>>37636958
>>37636884
I live in a rural area. It's just a set of targets in my enormous backyard. I like shooting coons whenever I see them by my chicken coop too.

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>>37636978
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SKS

Here

>>37636978
a fun to shoot gun

>>37636771
Jam you dick in SKS

>>37637192
Like garand thumb, but on your dick.