/britfeel/

>>37626328
I'm already drunk before 4 pm in burgerland what's up pham

>watching catto eat chicken bones
>scared the retard will end up choking to death

Got a fucking muzzie bite on my arm

>>37626388
A muslim bit you on your arm?

who else watching E3?

EA always delivers with the cringe

>>37626388
Did he try to scream allahu ackbar while he did it?

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Persons from a different country who are usually coloured

>>37626384
Show us your papers yank

What should I get from the chinky lads?

>>37626418
Your joke is shit

>>37626409

How does it not?

Social programs need tax money to work. And taxes are a transfer of money from the rich to the poor.

>>37626411
Indeed

>>37626418
Yep, is this considered a terrorist act?

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No one has found my street yet

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>>37626442
Thanks mate. really appreciate it.

>>37626433
Gimme a few I'll show you my U.K. Passport I'm just in the fourth Reich for the time being

>>37626416
A Way Out looks cool. Also t's hilarious that they still keep acting like NBA Live 18 is a real video game that is coming out.

REEEEE SHE HAS A FUCKING HUSBAND YOU'RE DROPPED YOU FUCKING BITCH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hWgsPp65WU&index=7&list=PLTqEXdGACJWeVD3al_yyll1MNS9Yq0AVy

>>37626456
You're welcome, you unfunny, useless fuck

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>>37626476
Why are you such a nice lad?

>>37626473
Get a good ASMR girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lB_v5mREbg

Imagine if you could give it a shake...

Would you?

The time from BT at the third stroke will be eight fifty-five and zero seconds.

Gonna drop the side piece and make it work with the bird lads.

my mum's blaming me again for not moving house

she can bloody move when she wants, just likes to try and make me feel bad

>ooh I can't move house, I feel like I'm trapped!

fucking women

>>37626493
I'm so fucking nice because I don't read jokes and then add shitter jokes on afterwards

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Is this how most of you picture a /britfeel/ meet up?

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Jut spent 40 GBP on PS4 games. Was originally going to get Tekken 7 but figured it makes more sense to get more games for a similar price. Ended up ordering Cyber Sleuth and Yakuza 0 desu. Might get some more next Thursday~

How are you doing tonight then anons? I have managed not to overeat today which is fantastic! Hope you have all managed well today~

>>37626532
I just thought it was a typo so I jumped on it with a shitty pun.

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>>37626504
I'd shake it all about mate. You wont need clocks where we're going

>>37626545
have fun tilde

>>37626537
yeah but they're 20 stone neckbeards

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>>37626537
tilde and ebina

>>37626445
you guys all live in propper shit neighbourhoods.

MGTOW is gay, I follow BDTOS

>torrent film
>its corrupted and unwatachable

didn't want to watch it anyway CUNT

>>37626537
Only Tilde and Ebina. Everyone else I imagine as a hairy ork-like brute.

>>37626599
What was the film laddo?

>>37626602
But tilde is an actual 50 stone cunt.

>>37626537
Would not be opposed to this, would not allow anyone to sit on me however because I am very fragile~

>>37626562
Thank you anon!

are you okay lad? something about your post makes me worry a bit, sounds a little sad. sorry if I'm reading too much into this

>>37626616
Is he fuck. His hands are just tough because of sick.

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>>37626616
No bullying in britfeel desu. I am 45kg~

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People in love get fast and foolish
People in love get everything wrong
People in love get scared and stupid
People in love get everything wrong

At least they're not lonely
At least they're not lonely
Never be lonely

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-baby
I think I'm going c-c-c-crazy
Why should I be sane without you?
They tell me to fight it
But they can bloody well just try it
I'll never be the same without you

how the fuck is this not original

>>37626656
I'd really, really like to fuck your skinny arse.

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>>37626613
synecdoche new york

should I watch anything from my folder or continue watching shinsekai yori (at ep 8)?

tbqh I'm mentally crashing again after an OK week where I made progress in walking out and buying something. I have a feeling its going to be a tough few days

>>37626656
Try to put some weight on lad, its unhealthy

>polish piece of shit is streaming a movie downstairs and causing me to have high latency

whats the best way to absolutely drain the shit out of the bandwidth for an indefinite amount of time(till I decide to stop) without having to torrent so I can wreck his time?

like, literally use up almost all the bandwidth just downloading.

>>37626627
I'm grand lad, I thought you said earlier you weren't sure if you'd regret spending all that money on a ps4, so I hope you end up having fun with it

>>37626688
Whiplash is kino.

It's extremely well paced.

>looking out the window and clouds are racing across the sky
>not even slightly windy down here

I clearly don't understand how wind works

>>37626716
Second that, a lot better than I expected.

>>37626443
You have to be baiting, nobody can be this stupid.

Taxes are a transfer of money from everyone who pays them to the state, with the intention of the state spending to maintain itself, and on the country, which benefits all who reside or trade there.

>>37626718
The troposphere has different currents to our winds

Lads what's the best way to reheat chips without turning like ass

>>37626790
Which you are against if you're a libertarian

>>37626804
Oven is your best bet

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>>37626443
>taxes = socialism
Fucking hell
Right """libertarianism""" is complete and utter cancer, I'm incredibly glad it's not as big over here as it is in the US

Ginger yoghurt and Rugby, pretty comfy lads

Hows your saturday evening going?
You hanging in there?

>>37626818
Libertarians aren't against all taxation whatsoever, you moron.

>>37626551
Someone had already made a better joke a minute earlier than you, you fuck

>>37626861
Libertarians are pro liberty, being forced to pay taxes with threat of prison is at odds with this. So you can't be libertarian and socialist at the same time.

>>37626851
Please define what you think socialism is before you post any more retarded comments

>>37626795
thanks lad, searched that word and got a good diagram

>>37626537

BritNormie would be the first there, and He'd be very chatty and friendly to everyone as they arrived, a couple of people would boil with anger against him for being a tripfag, but at the meeting they'd all be very civil to him.

Poleaboo would be fucking terrified of everyone being spiteful towards him, but half the people would just ignore him, and half would try to make friendly conversation with him. No one would make any serious negative comment about him, apart from one lad who might jokingly say "haha A-amir you p-paki"

Shipanon would autisticly be looking out to get a glimpse of the labels on people's coats and jackets, to see if he can catch the serial number and work out exactly which branch of Matalan they bought it from, then he'd casually ask people about their favourite beers/ciders, and track down every pub within a 5 mile radius of that Matalan that sells it, tying to whittle down which pub is 'their local'

Tilde and Ebin would talk normally at first, then after about 30 minutes Tilde would try to make some sort of move on Ebin, Ebin would push away and suddenly be filled with regret at all the lewdposting he did britfeel, suddenly realising he is straight and only has a small hint of prison faggotry only expressed online. Tilde would realise what an embarrassment he has made of himself, and subtly try to leave.

A few other anons would be pretty silent for the first hour, then realise that as there is no pressure for them to be chads that constantly talk, they would open up a bit. A 37, 43 and 34 year old would also be present, and we'd realise how that a lot of britfeel are older than we assume.

Then we'd all go home and never speak to each other outside of britfeel again.

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>>37626912

id probably just creep around outside all night

>>37626912
I'd be really tempted to spike everyones drinks with LSD. Or maybe try to get you all to try coke or ket.

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>>37626879
>implying that right libertarians didn't steal the term from the left
>>37626893
Socialism = workers democratically controlling the means of production
Spoiler alert my friend:you're the retarded one here

https://www.change.org/p/winston-no-coalition-with-the-dup-may-out-postmanpratt1

Get signing lads.

>>37626912
I'd start out quite strong and sociable but after a while I'd get depressed and quiet

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>>37626716
>>37626751
alright lads thanks, i'll watch that - heres hoping I'll be able to finish it.

>>37626912
very astute lad, impressive, would probably take a while before I'd be talking though tbqh. Even when I went to the polling card station I had to mumble and whisper my name out haven't spoken to anyone normally in the real world apart from my parents

>>37626998
>putting my name on mummy mays enemies list

SHAN'T

>>37626981
>Socialism = workers democratically controlling the means of production
So how does that work without taking things off the rich?

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This might be the most boring E3 presentation I've sat through.
Post waifus.

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>>37627016
>taking things off the rich
Like their heads?

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>>37626328
Going for a run at 10. Best reply decides what I do and record and upload here.

>>37626998
>Petition

Nice one bellend, petitions aren't worth the paper they are printed on
It's just a list of people names, Theresa May literally does not give a flying fuck that 600,000 people don't want her to do something

>>37626998
Why? Now we finally have a conservative party in power.

Also, they aren't forming a coalition

>>37626998
everyone else's fault for refusing to form a coalition desu

>>37626998
this is all rather silly and i voted labour, people are acting like the gays are going to start being sent to the camps with 10 seats. wish we could sensible about politics again

>>37626328
Anyone hear about Theresa May trying to pass this thing about 'anti-terrorist' internet regulations?
Seems like 4chan might be a target.
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-election-latest-internet-regulation-downing-street-speech-manifesto-a7783186.html

>>37626656
Better be no taller than 5'.

>>37627046
Presumable like 20 million people voted against her in the actual election, why would anyone care about this petition.

>>37626656
>tfw almost Tilde weight

>>37626912
10/10 would attend and have a good time

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>>37626998
why? unless we can kick the tories out completely I'd rather this than pure tory party. Let's have some anti-roastie conservative policy

>>37626656
How firm and shapely is your butt?

>>37627091
that fatty needs to loose weight by the looks of his hands

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>mfw just took 45 minutes and multiple restarts to get my pc to boot up properly
>never turning it off again

Things on its last legs lads. cant be arsed with reinstalling windows on a new hard drive at the minute t b h

>>37626912
Desu I would love a meet up with you lads! I would make sure everyone could enjoy it~

>>37627076
5'10 lad~

>>37627103
Bit like a girl's desu~

>>37627120
How old is your pc lad?

>>37627137
>I would make sure everyone could enjoy it~
Sounds kind of lewd mate

>>37627066
>wish we could sensible about politics

Lefties are idiots. Everything is a virtue contest, so if someone doesn't agree with you that means they aren't virtuous which means they are monsters.

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>>37627137
>Bit like a girl's desu~
Please let me massage your butt.

http://news.sky.com/story/research-examines-fake-news-hate-speech-and-4chan-10910915?dcmp=snt-sf-twitter

theyre onto us lads, time we went into hiding i think, its been a pleasure nobchatting with you all

>>37627137
>5'10"
>45kg
That isn't healthy, lad. You need to eat a few more greasy kebabs.

>>37627069
>During the election campaign, the prime minister refused to rule out Chinese-style internet censorship as part of that regulation plan

I fucking hate this country

>>37627172
Blaming it on 4chan is fake news in itself.

>>37627161
>Lefties
the tories are fucking socially liberal too.
At least labour kind of give a shit about working class white people

>>37627032
Tie your shoelaces together before the run. don't untie them till you've finished. post results

>>37627211
>labour .. give a shit about .. white people
hahaha

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>>37627023
The only presentation I'm interested in is the nintendo one

Also I fucking hate having to pack

>>37627211
I didn't say the Tories weren't Liberal

Also, Labour only care about what will get them the most votes. This is the case with literally every political party in Britain today. If you think any of the major political parties genuinely care about anything other than that then you're deluded.

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>>37627145

Not sure lad but its getting pretty old

Been cobbled together over the years

>AMD phenom II X4 @ 2.8Ghz
>4GB ram
>HD5670
>knackered hard drive

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>>37627264
where are you going lad? Home from uni?

Went out for drinks and Thai with my gf. Had a lovely evening. Can already tell I'm going to be supremely hung over. Thanks for nothing losers.

>>37627269
as a greater entity, of course. But that isn't the case for every individual in the party, and the intention of the action does not detract from the result.

>>37627295
I was thinking about going to your meet up, but now I know you're a normie that needs to kill himself I shant.

>>37627295

>supremely hung over.

lol for some reason i read that as "supremely hung lover"

>>37627299
It largely is the case with the individuals in the party. The reason they nearly never deviate from party lines is because they care more about their career than what they think is right.

Take Corbyn on Nuclear Weapons. He's been adamantly against them his entire life but ran on a manifesto that promised to renew trident because he thought that gave him a better chance at winning.

I'm not saying politicians aren't compassionate, I'm saying they only are when it is convenient for them to be.

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>>37627271

>tfw very few lads on /britfeel/ care for the boys

Anyone seen "A cure for Wellness?" 1 hour in, its pretty spoopy, but interesting

>>37627365
went to see them at the 02 once

>>37627069
They've wanted control of the penultimate frontier for a long time. All this about terrorism is complete bullshit and everyone knows it.
Except, perhaps, for the elderly. The old folks who are opposed to the internet no matter what. They'll support it.

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Who /dummy/ here?
>tfw can't do maths
>tfw bound to NEEThood eternally

>>37626879
Libertarian's aren't anarchists, they still believe in a state and if you can find me evidence showing libertarianism being completely against enforced taxation I'll be pleased. Run along now.

>>37627405
can't do basic maths no matter how hard I try, its just a blank

>>37627016
Maybe you should go research Socialism, rather than expecting someone to explain it all to you here when you can simply research it yourself, you obviously haven't done much research outside of /pol/ from the looks of it

>>37627211
>labour caring about working class

you cannot be fucking serious, what are they doing for them then?

>>37627058
Wrong, The party with most seats gets first dibs on forming a coalition.

>>37627327
>Was thinking about it
Get fucked, you think about a lot of things and do precisely nothing. You were never coming.

>>37627336
Play your cards right and we'll see what happens bbi ;)

just realised i've now been posting on 4chan for 10 years.

probably time to end it all

Where my drinkers at? What's your poison tonight lads?

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>>37627365


BAAAAAAAMM

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>you now realize LeedsLad is a cuck and hes searching for people to fuck his GF on here

>>37627523
PEANUT BUTTER AND JAAAAAMMMMMMMM

>>37627516
holsten pills, only semi decent thing my local shop had

>>37627278
Aye, lad.
Fucking awful. I have far too much stuff and a far too small suitcase

>>37627211
Internet regulation isn't liberal

>>37627137
hey tilde i spoke to you yesterday, the fingers back throat guy. Ive an important meeting on monday, how quickly should I know if im safe on the clear? right now it doesnt hurt to swallow or i dont feel anything abnormal about my throat like the other times its happened but i keep forgetting did it start up 24 or 48 hrs after!

>>37627516
the masculine and tasteful strong bow summer fruits because I'm too poor for spirits now and too much of a child for beer.
>>37627584
If you're getting a lift back I suppose you could just chuck it into piles and carry it out to the car

at this exact time in 13 days i will be watching radiohead at glastonbury.

>>37627032
only/best reply was mine lad, you gonna live up to your word and post your falls.

>>37627611
I'll be putting most of it in bin bags

>>37627585
G O T E M
>>37627458
sorry I missed you earlier
>>37627259
here's that (you)

>>37626501
Get a good ASMR boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY8Af4af5y4

>>37627648
How is he still running free after all these attacks? I know it was him who blew up that concert in Manchester.

>>37626473
fuck, dropped lad. She was so promising, but I suppose a roastie is a roastie.

>>37627678
He is a master of disguise

>>37627648
I heared that he was depressed and suicidal after the cancelation

dunno if it was a meme like >>37627678

>>37627626

w-w-what lad...?

I think the Sam Hyde meme may be one of my least favourite

>>37627723
The worst memes are normie 'memes'. They think anything can be a meme.

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>>37627723
>he doesn't enjoy edgy surreal altright humour

>>37627593
Desu lad if nothing has come of it thus far then I doubt anything will~

>>37627708
So I can carry it to the care more easily

>>37627769
I'm mostly talking about the 'he cant keep etc' meme. Although I tried his show and didnt enjoy it so maybe I'm just a tard.

>>37627611
>glastonbury.
the most normie thing in the world

>>37627530
Is this true Leedslad?

>>37627791
you have to be a tard to enjoy it, its /r/the_donald kekistani tier humour

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>>37627611
NORMIES OUT

oririro

>>37627808

i knew it would upset you

thanks for the validation

>>37627769
>edgy
Considering I'm not under the age of 20. Edgy doesn't really do it these days. I'm sure a younger me would eat that shit up.

>>37627723
Charls is better than Sam

>>37627822

>tfw a 18 year old normie who hasn't even begun his life yet asks you to leave

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>>37627775
thanks tilde!

orig

lads don't ask how but I managed to get piss all over my macbook and it's utterly fucked.

I have applecare, and I'm going to say I spilled water on it (which is covered). But do you think the apple technicians will be able to know it's piss and thus not give me insurance? Could lose a 1k laptop here lads :(

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>>37627829
you sound like a normie lad

i think you might want to leave and never come back ;^)

>>37627851
i'm not 18 though desu lad

>>37627864
Water damage isn't covered by apple care.
I have the retina screen coating issue and they wouldn't replace it because of 'water damage' on the board. Basically cheaper to buy a new mac than source the parts to repair it yourself.

Shit policies by them tbqh. Sorry lad.

>>37627867
Compared to some on /r9k/ I probably am a 'normie'
I just grew out of /b/ tier humour as I got older. I loved the habbo raids and the other shit /b/ got up to back around 04-08

>>37627895
fucks sake. That's it, I'm never pissing in bottles again.

>>37627921
>That's it, I'm never pissing in bottles again

good choice anon

>>37627868

underage out nao

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>>37627864

I need to ask how

>>37627921
Best thing you can do is let it dry off and hope it works again after a few days of non use. Got liquid all over my phone back in June last year, left it a few days and I'm still using it today, fine as ever.

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>>37627506
Is this true? >>37627530
No shame if it is

- PM Kev x

Is it normal for a 17 year old to be screaming, crying and throwing a tantrum everyday?

Because that's what my younger sister does and I'm starting to be not sure if this is teenage girl behaviour of if she has a problem

>>37627950
I was transferring piss between my bottles and forgot I had my laptop underneath. Dropped one, and 500ml of month old piss covered the keyboard. Now it won't turn on.

>>37627944
i'm 24 in a month lad and I hate glastonbury and everything about it. Don't foresee that changing in the future

>>37627978

has she been creampied lately?

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>>37627023

>it's another "film on Netflix turns out to be pretty mediocre" episode

It keeps happening

A limitless supply of dross

>>37627506
Alright Leedslad. I was the lad from the first meet. Been quite busy lately so not had chance to do a meet up, away for a month next week but considering how money and such is when I'm back I might be up for a pint down Angel way.

>>37627969
Stop trying to cuck me Kev it's not true REEE

>>37628025
Which film did you watch?

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>>37628032
LeedsLad confirmed for wanting to have someone bang his gf.
You gonna watch?

lads my foot just fell off. is this normal?

>>37627978
>Is it normal for a 17 year old
hmm not real-
>sister
ah yes

>>37628063
Post a pic you bellend.

>>37628063
yeah, britfeel hasn't had anything to run on in a while

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>>37627980

Shit, shouldn't have tried to turn it on :(

Leave it to dry as long as possible and hope for the best lad

If it does ever work again it might constantly stink of old warm piss which isn't ideal either

>>37627980
>I was transferring piss between my bottles
you could have just poured it away

where abouts in the UK is everyone from?

>>37628088
L E E D S
E
E
D
S

Leeds

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>>37628088

The best part lad

>>37628099
You gonna ask me to fuck your girlfriend or what?

>>37628088

archway

>>37628099
same.

Are you a student?

>>37628088
>where abouts in the UK is everyone from?
surrey

>>37627980
>I was transferring piss between my bottles

>forgot I had my laptop underneath.

Take a long hard look at your life, neither of these things should have happened

>>37628105
Nah. I'm from Leeds but I'm not LeedsLad.

>>37628116
Aye, just finished though. Yourself lad?

>>37628088
Glasgow
Where are you other Scottish anons from?

>>37628088
surrey, lancaster now

>>37628088
shan't be answering this

lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIrDLwGPP9s

>>37628099
same lad, lets go holbeck

>>37628143
t.Birmingham

sdg

>>37628134
also glasgow lad

wanna get a pint?

>>37628153
fuck off lad. I'm not wanting to pick up some chavvy prostitute.

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>>37628050
I'm gonna cuck you with your slippery sock, you loveless shit serpent

>>37628128
If you don't stop calling me a cuck I'm going to kill myself AAAARRGGGGHHH

kek

all these poorfags not rich enough to live in london

>>37628128
finished uni a year a go, going to start teacher training in september i hope. Just sent off my application.

>>37628134
>>37628162
3rd lad also from Glasgow here.

I would join yous for a pint but I'm a weird autismo.

>>37628104
Thanks for propping up mummy may lads

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>>37628088
>from
Doncaster
>Where I live now
Oxford

Let's just say it's an improvement

>>37628043

Skiptrace

It shouldn't be possible to go wrong with a Jackie Chan film, but it was too long, also it's just not the same now that he's older and can't do all his own stunts.

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>>37627980
>I was transferring piss between my bottles

But why?

>>37628188
why on earth would you want to live in london

>>37628088
Stoke. Still better than 90% of the shitholes in this country.

Madras was a mistake

>>37628134
>>37628162
>>37628206
Glasgow too but I'm a sperg like the other lad.

/britfeel/ is now the /glasgow/ general

we run dis

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>>37628223
where wouldnt be
SY anon now from East Mids
Love the Yorskhire dont you miss it love ?

>>37628278
probably the hardest cunts on /britfeel/ desu
britfeel young team when?

>>37628088

Near Oxford but I work in the city itself

I know there are other britfeelers near me, it makes me very uneasy, I might even be walking past them on my way to work

>>37628149
Gave me a hearty kekxit

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>>37628296
>Scotts
>'ard
Fucking ebin.

Once shagged a Scottish lass and even when she had a bf she sent me nudes. Get cucked haggislads

>>37628319
m8 in rough areas of scotland youre likely to get stabbed just for having an english accent

a lot of us are just absolutely mental ket/heroin addicts

>>37628183
It's ok to admit you want it to happen. Just ask someone to do it.

>>37628198
Ah nice. Hope that works out well for you in that case. I did consider one of those teaching in asia gigs as a way to somewhat clear my mind from the UK and the past few years. Teaching seems quite interesting to me.

>>37628296
Donnie lads v Glasgo
would be an interesting one
wouldnt dare bet on it

>nothing to watch
>nothing to do
>nothing to wank to
>no one to talk to
>cant be bothered to sleep

>>37628342
glasowanons on suicide watch

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>>37628357
>a lot of us are just absolutely mental ket/heroin addicts
So basically the worst part of Scotland is on par with fucking Bournemouth?

>>37628377
m8 ill fight you tonight to settle it

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>>37628367
same desu lad aside from i've got a movie open but can't be arsed starting it

>>37628357
where I am in Yorkshire southerners would get that treatment or just somone from a few miles away
I live in a fucking shit hole
dont like going out at this time of day

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Is there a problem here?

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>>37628367
Just sit here and feel with your boys, lad

>>37628409
You willing to drive 300 miles then hop on a ferry mate?

>>37628245
Same lad whereabouts in stoke?

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>>37628367
>>37628410
Have you considered taking drugs? I watched a movie last week on LSD and was laughing and cheering and crying and all sorts.

No harm in doing some drugs on the weekend to cure the ol' anhedonia and depression, albeit temporarily.

>>37628283
Not really, some bits of Yorkshire are lovely but Doncaster itself is a pit, apart from my family and a few friends I have no reason whatsoever to go back

>>37628433
just give me an address bitch boi

>>37628435
Worst of the worst shag.

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Show us your girlfriend LeedsLad, I say show us your girlfriend.

>>37628442
I'm trying to take drugs less. My body and mind are pretty battered lad

>>37628414
i was born in yorkshire lad. was there a gang around there way back called the sharks or some shit?

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>>37628442
no tbqh, I wouldn't know how to get them anyway.

I don't even take paracetamol, no way would I do illicit drugs

"i think i need some space"
"it was too fast"

i think ive fucked it up with her lads. i always show too much attention and fuck it up.

>>37628546
Haha, serves you right you fucking normie.

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>decide to go on fb and see how my friends bday went
>this is how it went
glad I gave it a miss desu

>>37628569
looks like a pretty soft birthday party

>>37628252
wait till you have a shit

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>>37628569
they seem alright tbqh, I would go maybe next time lad. Most of us would kill for friends and a comfy, small friendship group like that party.

I think I'm banned
Test
Orig

>>37628580
Was taken 8 hours ago sure they're all on drugs by now

>>37628452
Gte your arse down to the Isle of Wight you filthy kiltnigger faggot.

>>37628063
yeah just blu tack it back on

>>37628560
im a kissless virgin with no friends. yeah fuck me for falling in love with a girl

>>37628494
Not a fan of the direction this meme has taken at all.

>>37628630
>he fell for the love meme
sorry anon, I thought you were a normie. If it's any consolation, I promise I'm more miserable than you

>>37628656
CHANGE NAME TO KEKLAD

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>>37628656
Don't be shy. Show us a picture of her.

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Give me one (1) reason why this isn't objectively the best album of all time.

Pro-Tip:
You can't

>>37628657
idk what happened. one day we were always sending kiss faces and saying i love you back and forth and suddenly she starts acting cold. i asked her why she stopped and she just said that it was too fast and she needs some space

>>37628591
Nah over the years I've managed to destroy any positive view they ever had of me and I have so much negative thought attached to them all. The big guy in the middle is the only one that still tries to see me these days.

>>37628304
Bruhh. whereabouts near Oxford?

>>37628690
Because it makes me sad.

>>37628690
>37628690
saw them in reading, they were pure shit

>>37628690

spooky as fuck m8, i was just listening to Black Gold and considering picking up a copy for my dad's bday as it's a little bit different from what he'd normally listen to but i think he'd still appreciate the style

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>>37628690
Antidotes was better. Top tier taste though, lad.
>>37628701
cunt. I can only empathise, I have no idea why a roastie would do that
>>37628705
aw, that's sad lad. you can only try, but please do.

>>37628690
This is better and still not even the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udyYluSPBbc

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>>37628724
was that last year? did you like hacktivist, lower than atlantis and nothing but thieves?

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>>37628746
I'd argue that a few of the songs in Antidotes are better than all the songs in Total Life Forever, but that Total Life Forever is a better all-round album.

>>37628767
didnt see

good energy

didnt see

seen lower than atlantis twice now for some reason not really the biggest fan

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>run out of cotton buds
>slowly cleaning my ears out with a small tipped flathead screwdriver

>>37628724
Festivals are shit

>>37628788
you shouldn't stick anything in your ears

>>37628773
If anything it's the oposite for me. The fist 5 songs of TLF are some of their best ever, but Antidotes has interesting things all the way through
>>37628776
they are a bit bland to be fair

going to bed now

goodnight

>>37628811
good night lad <3. I'd do you a vooc like some lads did a while ago for me but I hate the sound of my own voice

>>37628811

goodnight m8, may tomorrow be a bright day for you

>>37628811
good night lad sleep tight xx

>>37628803
Let's just agree that Spanish Sahara is probably their best song.

>>37628833
Done. Brings me to tears every time.

>>37628253

also from glasgow. why so many of us?

time to meet up and be really awkward

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>>37628811
Sleep tight

*Kisses your forehead*

*Touches ur dick*

REEEEE STOP BEING SCOTTISH ALL OF YOU

>>37628850
you should all travel down to meet leedslad's gf

>>37628849
God it's so fucking good.

I don't let myself listen to it because I like it so much that I don't want to ruin it by over-listening to it. I think I've only listened to it about 5 times.

>>37628800
Why not? Its satisfying as fuck pulling a big ole potato out of there.

>>37628708

Somewhere north east of the centre don't find me and murder me please

>>37628888
because you're impacting wax against your ear drum

>>37628899
Any way to flush that stuff out? I bet thats why my hearing is slowly degrading.

>>37628899
I impact my dick into your mother's cervix.

>>37628910

you can go to your gp and ask them to syringe your ears to get the wax out

>>37628910
some people get this oil you can heat up thats supposed to work, but really if you think hearing is getting go to a doctor
>>37628919
funny, i heard you were a eunuch

>>37628922
they do a water pulsation thing now its great

>>37628922
how could that possibly be a problem for a socially awkward person who spends their Saturday night on a ugandan skull decorating forum?

Who up? Real robot hours

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Oh shit, lads. Time to make a Sarah puppet.

>>37628945

i mean you're not going there to talk about your autism. im assuming most of you wouldnt sit about in agony if you had an ear infection or some shit either

>>37628892
Headington?
Don't worry, I'm on the other side of the centre, no murdering tonight

>>37628964
I want you to know that I'm your biggest fan

>>37628922
I tried that Otex stuff and it did nothing but waste some of my shekels.

>>37628940
Fuck going to my GP. Last time I went for something he asked if "my periods have started yet?". Dumb cocksucker didn't even check his records to see if I was a boke or a women.

>>37628974
sat in agony with tooth ache for a couple weeks so

>>37626445
Is this what average /brit/ streets and houses look like?
No wonder you are turning your country over to the A-rabs

>>37628987
he was being polite, poley, you don't really pass.

>>37629007
I'm not fucking Poley. My dipshit doctor just couldn't be arsed to do the most basic part of his fucking job.

>>37629006

mines looks a lot worse lol

>>37628975

I think he's in wheatley, someone on here is so it would make sense for it to be him.

I'm North of Oxford

>>37628989

im sorry that you are truly autismal m8 ive only got mild autism

>>37628088
W O R C E S T E R
originao xDDDD!

>>37628948
Not even midnight on a saturday mate hardly robot hours yet

>>37629018
it was a joke, lad. He seems like a cunt.
please date me

>>37629042
its ok i just manned up and took an aspirin

>having to ration pills because my gp is being a cunt
who else here /brainzaps/?

>>37628088

Gloucester

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LeedsLad still hasn't posted a picture of his gf.
Shame.

Hey Oxford lads, post your street on streetview for a laugh hahaha

Not like I've driven down every street in the city and will be able to detect it in 15 seconds hahaha

>>37629060
I was 14 at the time. I reckon my looks have changed since then, it was 10 years ago now and I'm sure he still works there.

>>37629085
damn, you were a medically convincing trap. bet you look like burnt hair on shit now though

>>37629081
rape and murder is just a bit of banter between mates

On a serious note, Oxford meetup soon?

There was already a 2 person meetup at the Swan and Castle with our yank visitor

>>37629106
I've always looked rough as fuck. My doctor is just a creepy pederast paki.

getting better every day at tekken 7 over here lads

this game has actually improved my mood considerably, getting good is something to strive for I suppose

>>37629106
hey, don't be mean he's mine

>>37626656
what is your height? :^) ,kpfqddfpk,

>>37629039
Pretty far out, never been over that way

I like North Oxford, bike through there on the way to work

>>37629070

perhaps it would have been better to man up and go to the dentist

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>>37629161

Are you fellow kidlington anon?

fuck women, i fall in love with one and she breaks my heart. i cant even sleep i feel sick to my stomach. "i need some space" wtf she started acting all loved up before i did

who sheffield here boys

>>37629140
going to start playing on monday, I haven't played a fighting game in like 10 years though - going to get fucking slaughtered by everything for hours

>>37629171
bit costly, wilkos do aspirin for like 10p a box

>>37629146
Fuck off you cunt. I'm no ones.

>>37629201
>he didn't choose a trap asian gf

>>37629201
Is she young?

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have you tried becoming a gopnik?

im guessing a lot of you drive stick shift cars

is it pathetic that on hills that are like 45 degrees i make the tires chirp some when taking off? i occasionally stall starting off on level ground but not much now

i can stall and roll back on hills too but usually the tires just sqeaul some

>>37629230
same age as me, nineteen

>>37629255
>im guessing a lot of you drive
what do you take me for, a normie?

>>37629255
>stick shift cars
FOY

>>37629202

whereabouts in Sheffield mate

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>>37629242
cyka blyat
original comment

>>37629202
my 'best mate' goes to the uni. sound like normie central desu

>>37629255
>stick shift

it's called manual m8, or just a regular fucking car

no one drives automatics in this country, you imposter

and to start on any incline surface, you first find the bite point while the hand break is on until the front of the car begins to pull upwards, then you release the handbreak and give it gas while you let off the clutch slowly

What other boards you lads go on?
>/pol/
>/asp/ on show days
>/tv/ occasioanlly
>b/ when I want to look at slags

>>37629182
No Anon don't panic, I live in Botley

>>37629255
this post absolutely reeks of yank

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Imagine the day lads. Corbyn wins.
Within days, the normies are put into gulags.He sends you a personal letter asking for your prefereances for your very own state issued gf.

What do you ask for?


>>37629314
I want a cyka pls

>>37628134
Dundee here

>>37629368
lad are you that guy from the /hr/ thread of sophie turner

Thinking about getting back into the boxing lads. Don't know if i should. Balancing it with uni was annoying and I imagine doing it on top of work would be a piss take

>>37629321
Mostly just /toy/, although that is now becoming less as I'm trying to cut down my purchases.
Used to like /v/ but their mentality on games is a bit too much at times.

>>37629124
I'm game, would be awkward as fuck but might be a laugh

>>37629393
yes, that guy that bumped the thread literally ruined my life. at least it feels like it because I'm drunk for the first time in months. I still don't know where sansafag is

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ANOTHER SATTTURDAY NIIGHT AND I AIINT GOT NOOBODYYY
I GOT SOME MONEY CUZ I JUSST GOT PAID
NOOW HOW I WIISH I HAD SOOMEONE TO TAALK TO
IM IN AN AWFUL WAY

>>37629422
it's a small world i occasionally bait on /hr/, quite fun

>>37629399

how would one go about getting into boxing? i've always thought it would be a good hobby to try and that i'd enjoy it but i'm 23 now, still quite lean/athletic i just don't know where you begin really