Holy fuck thank the lord

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>be me. Senior in high school, solid 8/10 male. Extremely socially awkward though so I'm just really mean to everyone.
> school has senior picnic and everyone goes swimming and we don't have to go to school
>Lunch comes and (live on west coast) we get a chicken finger place called Raising Canes
>tendies are my life and Raising Canes is the best ever
>I paid for a 10 dollar meal and they give me a 5 dollar kids meal
>sitting in the middle of grass field surrounded by plebs and chads
>someone decides to sit next to me and I don't really care but I still haven't looked up from the tendie box in my lap
>"do you mind if I sit here?"
>"no it's fine"
>"do you mind if I sun tan?"
>"go ahead"
>"do you have any sunblock?"
>"sure here" (of course I do it's summer in Las Vegas)
>mumble to myself "why did I pay for a full meal and I got a damn kids meal"
>"what'd you say?"
>finally look up to see the person and it's a thicc qt easily 9/10 with nothing but a bikini on
>"U-uh nothing don't worry about it"
>I tell her that if she's trying to get back at me for being mean to a friend of hers she can leave now because she'll waste her time
>she says she just wanted somewhere to lay and tan
>I say okay and she sparks basic conversation
>Talk for 30 minutes and then she asks if I wanna go swimming
>I used to hate my dad for making me work out with him but now I can't thank him enough
>I say yes and we swim for like 10 minutes
>we go back to the sheet and she keeps tanning
>get lost in talking to eachother and stayed too late and now schools out
>we exchange phone numbers and we go on our first date this Saturday
>finally can sleep happy.jpg