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>Check this map
>Oh hey an anon from my coun-
>Reddit-tier Meme picture
>Slang
>Uses Kik

>>37427059
kik is the best online messenger for strangers, you can make burner accounts easily

I have never seen one single person from my own country on any of these zeepmaps

Whats the point?

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nobody likes land of cucumber shape..

>>37427437
Use of the internet is haram anon.

>message fembot in my country who is fairly close
>90% sure she is a prostitute

Ok then.

>>37427593
they haven't gotten as far north as i live so i'm safe, for now

>>37426896
any attractive skinny white girls with a hankering for slav cock in Colorado heh heh?

>>37426896
OP, make sure to keep this zeemap/thread alive for a while.
ps robots pls what anime should i watch? i've only seen konosuba and the one with momoko(ants in hair girl)

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>>37428060
jojo
originioploialo

>>37428060
THAT'S TOMOKO YOU FUCKING PLEB

What kind of animus do you like anyway?

>>37426896
>have fantasy about meeting cute femanon on Long Island
>tfw it's only me and cmenbuck on the island

For fucks sake why am i stranded here?

I wanna try sucking my first dick, someone in Utah hit my ass up

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>>37428204 heh

I like snk/AoT a lot because titans fascinate me but people say it's normie and konosuba anime was very fun but -too- excessive with emotions(blue hair girl crying & blonde hair girl aroused)

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Whoever the fuck is in charge of this delete that underagefag.

>>37426896
>somebody else is trying to keep it alive
good man

>>37428902
where?

>0 robots in my state
why bother
living in rural arkansas is suffering

>>37429378
the one in vegas

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>>37428199
Can't wait for the part 5 adaptation.

>>37427306
Perhaps they're too shy to be the first ones, so if you take initiative, some will pop up.

>>37429430
its impossible unless i live in the US or the UK

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Imagine being this childs parents. Imagine how shit you must be to allow your child to regularly get female hormones pumped into his body, ruining his body and mind.
This is the kind of shit parents you'd see shared by LGBTG praisers share on twitter. Makes me sick.

>>37429681
2017 - 2005 = 12

????

>>37429718
I-I wrote the 2 upside down making it look like a f-five

tired

Deleted a few underaged markers. Please let me know if you see more.

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Oh, boy another zeemap where I can scare more people away with my alcoholism!

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>>37426896
alright im in it, how do I mark the map now?

>>37427306
I am in the same original situation as you

>>37426896
2 bots in Bogta, Colombia have to meet. They are the only 2 and look how close they are to each other.

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>>37429940
is it ur day of borth today?

>mfw you will never be a burger
Feelsbadman
C-can f-fembot help me move there I am cute to be honest

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>>37430071
why yes it is, thank you for noticing and thanks for the help, only straight males and a trap

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>be femanon
>using straight male marker
checkmate betas

>>37429749
you just need a hug.

no need to be triggered by phantom sjw's. that profile could be b8 for all you know.

>>37430035
We're already texting each other (unless he ghosts me, that happens often) but I don't think we will meet irl.

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>>37430290
it better be, i hate bad parents
>>37430108
grats anon :]

Where all the Sacramento anons at

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all these faggot wannabe bots have phones, is there a way to use kik on the computer?

>>37429401
iktf.
am in kentucky.

>>37430420
There's an Android emulator for pc called BlueStacks, not sure how easy to use it is.

this shit doesnt work damnit

>>37430351
appreciate it, only people to wish me a happy birthday was you and a nz anon

how old is this zeemap? do registered people even still use it ?

>>37430192
>not catfishing for desperate robots instead
but y

>>37430567
it's a new one and yes

>>37430583
the only grill is a 2 and half hour drive away

>>37430192
>be bi
check mate bully
>>37430490
Treat ur body well, give it a gift and do a run or something, living is pretty meh but physical pain is no fun.

>>37430631
rip, what about by train?

>>37430647
how do you even know im fat?
>>37430659
best bet is a 25$ bus ride reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>37430773
eh well, ya never know, might be worth it. strike up a chat with her

>several in New York
>all fucking guys
>nearest female is in ottawa
>nearest non-straight female is in fucking arizona
God damn it why?!

>>37430773
I don't, running isn't only good for burning fat, it's crucial for a good heart to move your body, good for your muscles as well.
If you sit down for hours without stretching- your lower back(and other parts) will start to ache unless you exercise, and it's not a very fun pain. If you're <25 y/o you might not notice it and think that it'll all continue being okay if you just keep an upright posture, but no.
don't think that lying down will prevent the pain from coming either.

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>>37430809
is bluestacks suppose to take forver to initialize wtf?

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>>37431004
why's ur 4chan so borked

>Theres other robots in/around Oslo
>Both weebs
Well i guess that makes us three now.

>>37431004
no, ur pc probably just sucks xd

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I give up bluestacks isn't working, anyone have Skype and lives in Canada and wants to be friends?

>>37431270
>I give up bluestacks isn't working
Hasnt been working for me eeither, its cause KiK doesnt like 3rd party software so it doesnt work anymore on em.

>>37431315
it isn't even getting kik to run, the fucking program itself wont run. running out of options here, its unbecoming of me to use a thread in such a way but im so fucking lonley

>>37431270
>>37431432
Canada is a big place. Just post your email or other contact info on the map and somebody might find you.

>>37431827
do I need to make a zeemaps account to make a posting?

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I've become friends with two people from these
Please be my friend
Thanks

>>37431891
no

oreganonono

>>37428480
>find out that Mei dance emote from Overratedwatch is from an anime
>go to an anime site and look it up, confused 'cause there are multiple to choose from and none of them tell which to start with
>go to /a/ for help, guy gets pissed tells me to go to /qa/
>go to /qa/ for help, guy even more pissed
r-rude..

>>37431927
>Please be my friend

Which one is (you)?

>>37431927
What's your location famalamoriginam?

>>37432194
>>37432198
In the south. If you're in a southern state, email the people around you.

>>37432248
Be more specific or I won't do it.

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dlet

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>>37430981
>expecting anything other than a sausagefest on an r9k zeemap

>>37432423
No, make friends regardless if it's me

>>37432738
Believe it or not fembots exist i just wish it was outside the discord or not across the sea.

>>37432873
Oh yeah? Well maybe I will try to message someone, there's two markers near me anyway.

>all these "Straight Male" normalfags

worthless, disgusting, useless map

>tfw too scared to add people not even close to me because they might get the impression that I'm living where they do and I don't want to let them down

bump :c orginor

post meetup stories. Did you have any success?

check out this page seven save rave!!

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>just added myself to new york city
>no other females near me

>>37434336
>no other females
All i'm seeing is a see of blue in new york.

>>37434365
Sea*

Unmutedly original.

>>37434365
A see of blue is what the Vatican would look like! Yeah!

>>37434822
What?

Probably required text.

>>37434917
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_See

>>37435003
Oh. Well now i feel stupid.

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>>37435031
don't feel that way, anon. i thought the joke was kinda forced

>there's a robot in my town
>there's a robot on a remote siberian peninsula

>literally nobody in austria
meh

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>>37427205
Simply the mention of the word kik triggers my autism

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>finally a female in Arizona in my city
>Eh she wouldn't like me anyways

Every day.

>straight female from my city
>no details except for an email
>suspicious email address
;w;

>>37435699
>only fucking lesbian in the entire fucking country
>arizona
>fucking 2.5k miles

>>37435298
>literally nobody in austria
>meh
>don't put down a marker
>next Austria anon comes
>literally nobody in austria
>meh
Repeat ad infinitum. Stay alone forever faggot.

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W-well...

At least i don't live in Corsica

>>37435813
This girl looks fake anyways.

>>37435813
I legit feel bad for you

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>>37436013
>monaco
BALLS!

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>>37426896
someone save this map thread

someone save this map

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>>37437057
Saving this thread hoping that it might bring someone companionship

>>37435880
>no other females in x
>could put me marker down and hope another does because of this
>meanwhile the 80 males will harass me until then

If you've gotten a response, which pin are you? Asking because I want to know if there's something missing from my descriptiom

>>37437079
>hoping that it might bring someone companionship

Even m-me?

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>>37437159
unfortunately, the ~10-to-1 guy-to-girl ratio is the nature of the r9k zeemap. surely after you block who need to block, you'll get what you want?

>>37437468
The main issue is all of newyork is blue. The

>>37437159
Just put female only and ask for timestamp when they contact you

>>37434264
Interested in this too. Has anyone actually had success off of these things? Seems kind of unlikely.

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>>37437079
the idea that at some point, some anons have found happiness in some form through an anonymous r9k zeemap of all things, is a comfy thought.

>>37439367
>the idea that at some point, some anons have found happiness in some form

That's very nice, but what about your happiness? You're hoping to make connections of your own, yes?

>>37434264
>>37438702
>meet up with a guy in my city
>seems nice enough
>chat for a good bit
>decide we'll head back to his place for some anime and shitposting
>has like 5 locks on his door
>shitty neighborhood so that seemed less weird at the time
>pops the comedy dub of ghost stories
>chatting, watching the show, and playing sins on my laptop
>notice that at somepoint he's scooted over really close
>weird but whatever
>go back to just idling doing my shit its getting a little intense
>can see he's scooting closer still
>bout ready to hit the abort button on this whole deal
>hand just shoots to my crotch
>awkward fumbling while i try to back the hell away and get up
>he's already at the doorway saying I can't leave
>try for the door
>swings at me
>misses but hits my laptop
>kick him in the balls as hard as i can
>manage to get the locks undone and out the door
>call the cops on the way down the stairs
>charges pressed laptops fucked
>guy only gets 30 days and 3 months probation after charges and payment
>switch to fembots nearby instead
>longer drives but nicer interactions no creepy tension moments
New york anon his it right, sadly.

>>37435699
>>37435813
I'm not that impressive guys

>>37436147
I'm not fake either

>>37439511
jesus christ anon

good on you for not just taking it though

>>37439511
>not letting him fondle you
Embarrassing

Did OP just not approve batches anymore? People are starting to spout nonsense. He should go back to approving so he can filter the shitposts.

>>37439879
I put mine up recently expecting an approval but it just went through right away. Mine was legit but I'm seeing it's already going bad in some places.

>>37439974
Yeah I was worried this would happen. Another zeemap ruined. Whoever created this one is a faggot he should have kept only approves. Now I'm seeing shitposts and gay shit. Guess I should make my own zeemaps since no one can ever do it.

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>>37426896
>tfw have to drive 3hrs to meet anons in Seattle

>>37440035
Portland anon, I take it. Are you on the map?

And not a single robot in my country. Feels good.

>>37440072
No I live in roxboro washington. The middle of buttfuck nowhere.

>>37439996
He said he would switch back to the approval method if need be.

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>>37440164
jesus fuck you weren't kidding

>Contact Paper#8816

What the hell does this mean?

>>37440201
Well he better fucking switch to approval method now. And check the map to delete the shitposts.

>>37440241
That's a discord username

>>37439511
>decide we'll head back to his place

Wait, from a meet up map? The r9k one where everyone is trying to fuck? Are you retarded?

>>37440308
I've done it before with zero issues. Most of the time its chill at someones house and verbally shitpost or play some game.

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>>37434264
>Mail a guy who's reasonably close
>I'm kinda desperate for any form of interaction so I don't care much about his appearance, but I forget to ask literally anything about him
>He's kinda depressing and only responds in short sentences, but agrees to meet up at a restaurant later that week
>Shave my face & butt, shower, happy to meet someone
>I'm there, right on time. I only gave a brief desc of myself because I thought it'd be obvious
>In walks this fat unwashed 16/17 year old kid
>I thought he was the little brother of some other guy who walked in with him
>Get bored after 15 minutes because nobody approached me, ordered my food and then eventually left
>forgot to tip
>Got home, read my trash email, kid saw me and was too afraid to approach without a response. Spent 30 minutes emailing my trash mail before leaving
>Changed the password & ghosted that little guy instead of replying

>>37440412
I would think a female is absolutely insane if she was comfortable going back to my place within the first hour of physically meeting her.

>>37440459
>tfw unkempt bots have more balls than I do in trying to meet other people

>>37440459
tbqh he sounds like someone that deserved the ghosting

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I found the two destined-to-be tards

>>37440788
>you will never see this miraculous tale where a lone autist trains random strays into a ragtag sled team using on stale slimjims and the fact his natural odor makes him part of the pact to ride across the frozen wastes all to be rejected by a "no homo".

>>37440783
I agree, but I still felt bad. I don't like being mean to people.

I know we wouldn't have much in common since we're at different points in our lives, but I may have been able to help him out just by being kind. Oh well.

>>37439879
>>37439974
>>37439996
>>37440201
>>37440250
I do still check the new additions, but if there's a valid email address or other form of contact info, then I'll leave it be. They can put whatever in the description, it's their marker.

Now, if you see blatant shitpost, link it here or email them to me and I'll check it out.

>>37440884
What's your email? I'll send you the shitposts.

>>37440884
I do see that there are new markers without email in them, but I have no idea how they made one without since the option is checked. Can anyone shed some light on this? Maybe zeemaps is just horribly designed.

>>37440899
see the header

oregano

>>37440850
what a wonderful tale

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>>37439479
hope, yes. that's all i have at this point. happiness is just a dream that normies peddle.

>tfw someone from another continent emailed me
>didn't know how to respond to their second email because autism so I went to bed
>emailed them back earlier today
>no response yet

I'm sorry anon..

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>only one person anywhere close to me
>far too autistic to make friends anyway

DAILY FUCKING REMINDER

IF YOU HAVE THE COURAGE TO INITIATE CONVERSATION AND SEND THE FIRST MESSAGE YOU'RE NOT A REAL ROBOT FUCK OFF

pls respond

>>37426896
>Femanon lives 30 minutes away
>Add on discord
>All one word replies

Ok

>everybody in my city is either looking for drug buddies or has lolsoedgy profiles so I can't actually make a judgement call

>>37441355
shes busy sucking chads cock or sexting 32 other normie anons, sorry brobot

>>37441490
What city? I'm curious

>>37426896
>closest robot is a three hour drive away
:(

I'm in the southbay area of LA. I see some other anons around but I'm scared to add my pin.

I'm not really a robot, I've had one gf and have had sex with her, I'm really more of a failed normie. I'm not sure if I'm welcome here, I mostly just lurk. Also, I'm way too old, early 30's, to be here but I'm a huge loser.

>>37441332
then whats tbe point with this thread? if nobody will ever write a fucking two lettered "hi" first, nothing will happen. I'm glad that I have HFA, allows me to bypass the nervosity of initiating a conversation unless it's IRL, please end my life

>>37441525
fuck off, closest to me is 12 hour train and they don't even speak my language.

>>37441735
FUCK OFF I DIDN'T EVEN ADD A MARKER SO THERE'S NO WAY IN FAGGOT THAT ANYONE WILL

>>37441748
neither did i, angry american.

>>37437181
State your age and what you're looking for, then some of the stuff you enjoy doing, preferably stuff you could do/discuss with others. If you live in the middle of nowhere you might just be shit out of luck, but remember some anons lurk and don't post pins so be patient. Also make sure you post contact info for something besides kik and snapchat, as a lot of robots don't have new smartphones.

>>37441659
what do you have to lose? a good amount of the pins explicitly say 'not a robot' or 'cyborg' or some variation thereof. i'd say up to half wouldn't be considered robots in the strictest definition.

the only time robots care is when obvious non-robots claim to be robots.

>>37442371
Good point. I guess I'm ok at socializing as well, my problems mostly stem from other insecurities.

Do you younger robots think it would be weird to hang out with an old ass 30+ yo failed normie?

>>37441496
I didn't even want to hookup wtf
she was the only one that lived remotely close to me

>>37442466
depends on ur age, if you're 18-20~ it could be strange if s/he's like 36-39 but if ur like 24 and s/he 32 I'd still befriend.
...
>old ass
>30+

>>37442497
I'm 33. I spent most of my early-mid twenties being homeless so I feel like I missed out on those golden years. It might be cool to hang out with some younger robots but I don't want to be the creepy old dude.

>>37442484
you must realise that whether or not you intend to befriend them or sex them, women will always flood in attention on a board like this. those who claim otherwise just want more attention or are picky and just want a chad

>>37442528
I guess it differs for each individual. I'm 22 and wouldn't mind

>>37442582
Cool, good to know. I'll add my pin when I have some time to hang.

Holy shit there's a marker within 5 minutes walking distance from my house

>>37443323
I wouldn't get too excited, most people place these randomly within a city or suburb or something.

bumperino bc hope guys

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>>37427059
>check this map
>oh hey a guy like literally in my fucking neighborhood holy shit
>doesn't want any male friends
The universe has been urging me to kill myself in more and more obvious ways much more often lately.

>>37443336
imagine being this guy
>be in this thread and live in some rural town
>see everyone else complain and whine about how they have 2-6 hours to drive to closest pin
>nobody even has a pin in you country except you
>one day someone puts a pin in your country, not only that, but it's only 4 hours away by car
>you add him/her and start talking
>"so anon, heh.. do you think we could meet up for some vidya?"
>"oh uhm, i forgot to tell you I only put the pin over there because i didnt want to give off my location"
>"fair enough.. i guess, how far away do you live?"
>"i live in [capital city of close to it]"
>it's a fucking 17 hour drive

>no gaybots in my entire country
haha :(

>no anon lives in my country
>or continent

sometimes i dont like living in south africa

>put down I'm specifically looking for female friends
>still get hit up by 20 guys trying to hit on me
>there aren't even 20 markers within a reasonable distance

>>37444963
are you the NYC anon?
kek
dont worry i wasnt one of them

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>posted marker last night
>already one add
Can't wait to scare him away! There's only really been the one anon I've met from zeemaps that I haven't scared away and I turned him into an alcoholic.

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Why are you such a dork, paper

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>>37445654
I can't help it, this is just how I am. Who are you?

don't die on me yet
bumperoono

>girl close to me
>"she" is in another island

are you there mallorquina?

t.ibizan

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>>37426896
>TFW everyone signs up to get lewd

Can't we just be friends guys? I really don't want to suck a dick.

NO RESPONSES TO MY CONTACT INFO

>>37426896
Bogotanons have established contact. Negotiations are in progress, all seems well.
None seem to want to fuck, which is expected.

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>>37447573
>nobody seem to want to fuck
makes sense

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>tfw no Thai bot

Please come to the south I'll hang out with you and invite you over please it's so lonely here

I JUST WANT TO SUCK A DICK ALREADY, I WANT THAT GAY EXPERIENCE BUT IT'S FUCKING DIFFICULT TO FIND SOMEONE, YOU FAGS ARE EVERYWHERE EXCEPT WHEN I NEED YOU

>>37447957
Same.

I'd be too afraid to meet up with someone for that purpose though.

>>37447957
>>37448064
that's gay you guys. that is against the bible

>>37448169
FUCK THE BIBLE, I JUST WANT TO LET SOMEONE RELEASE THEIR LOVE INTO MY MOUTH AND ON MY FACE

>>37448187
okayyyy... a-are you alright anon?... :/

>>37448202
Clearly he needs a dick to calm down a bit.

>>37448169
s-sorry. but i need boy thingies in my mouth

>>37448202
I'm frustrated, I've been working 10 hour shifts the last 12 days straight and I'm just frustrated and tired. And you know what, I'd like to suck a dick. I'd like to swallow some man meat because I honestly think it'll make me feel better, BUT NO ONE NEAR ME HAS A COCK THAT I CAN SUCK ON

>>37446980
she dyke