Hug your imouto

Also link to old thread because of course I fucked up the OP

>>37251486

>>37281597
by "the thing" I didn't just mean oral sex, I meant specifically offering oral sex when your sis is panting like a lady and has the least likelihood of denying you access to her nether

>>37281774
Yeah that's kinda how I'd want to go about it in any case. I thought I'd have more chance of succeeding than just randomly going up to her all "Hey, so when can I finally taste you?"

>>37281804
Sneak up on her while she is showering/after a bath and seduce her 10/10 will not work as my autistic plans never do

>>37281804
>hey have you ever munched carpet? we should totes do it, I want to feast on your poon. I'll tongue punch your bean until you can't even say my name

>>37281829
I can do that but I'm not sure how to escalate it to oral.

>>37281904
10/10 plan, have you tried writing erotica anon?
I'm slightly concerned by the fact that that would totally work on me.

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>>37281904
Didn't know I can laugh so hard from something like this

>>37281962
You don't have to escalate it to oral if you start with it huehuehue

>>37281962
>I'm slightly concerned by the fact that that would totally work on me.

of course it would, it's your sister. If I was a girl who masturbates more than most guys, I'd be ok with any word referring to my genitalia, short of "snatch" and perhaps "meat tunnel"

>>37282070
>If I was a girl who masturbates more than most guys
So basically the average girl?

>>37281962
I want to feast on your poon. I'll tongue punch your bean until you can't even say my name

>>37282070
>if I was a girl who masturbates more than most guys
Well I don't think I do, uh...okay yeah. Probably. Who cares.
>>37282080 is right. We just got the better equipment.
Also there's really not many nice words in English for pussy, are there? It all sounds crass to me.

>>37282100
Well but you're not my sister anon.

>>37282080
the average girl doesn't really need to masturbate when she can just have sex on demand. But the average shut-in? sure

>>37282230
Well, masturbation is still a fun hobby even if you do have regular sex, I would say. Nobody is having sex every time they're horny.
And even if you were literally jumping from guy to guy every time the mood strikes, there's no guarantee you'd actually get off. You (more or less) have that with masturbation, you can set the speed and mood, focus on (and know) exactly what you like, etc.
And it's great pain relief. All natural!
>dear diary, today I wrote online in defense of diddling my skittle

>>37282371
>from guy to guy every time the mood strikes, there's no guarantee you'd actually get off
But wouldn't it be better if you loved whoever you had sex with?

Laura's been with K how long, 4 months? And she's already getting her cunny rubbed. What a loose slut.

>>37282435
Of course, but the premise of a girl having sex on demand means she'd have to just fuck whoever is available when the mood strikes her. That won't be the love of her life.
Of course if you're in a committed, loving relationship with great sex, you'd masturbate less, but the idea that girls don't masturbate because we could just fuck whoever whenever always struck me as absurd. Because, you know, why wouldn't we.

Little sisters birthday is coming up, getting her a Nintendo Switch, bitches love Nintendo Switch

>>37282371
yeah that sounds right. What I should have said is there's no need to masturbate all the time. I was skeptical of the idea that the average girl masturbates more than twice a day, but maybe I'm underestimating the sex-drive of females

>>37282521
I honestly think it varies much more for girls than it does for guys. Not just from girl to girl but also the frequency of a girl within her cycle.
Personally, I probably masturbate a lot/more than average (and always have since but I'm pretty sure most girls enjoy themselves regularly.

>>37282596
*since puberty
Apparently I can't type.

>>37282633
>Apparently I can't type.

Maybe try typing with both hands next time ;^)

>>37282674
I knew that was coming. I'm actually sitting in an Uber to buy some BS gardening stuff for my mother.

>>37281337
>>37282444
Was I really bad? I thought 4 months was enough, he didn't actually touch anything
I think you guys are joking but I can't tell

>>37282776
Of course they're joking, smol.

>>37282776
Yeah they're joking or shitposting. Go at your own pace, don't let yourself be influenced too much

why do you care about being slutty now but not with your dad

>>37282787
Alright, I was just worried I did something stupid
>>37282824
Because that's my dad, I know I can trust him and he won't hurt me

>>37282776
I personally would wait a few more months, but you go at your own pace.

>>37282690
>be uber driver
>pick up weary looking girl
>okay
>not too chatty, is on her phone for most of the ride
>we're on the highway and she asks to be dropped off because "something's about to happen"
>tell her I can't
>out of nowhere she drops her phone, grabs her head and covers her face with her arms
>starts crying
>briefly see her expression twisted with pain
>says she's going to be sick
>don't know what the fuck to do

why no chauffeur?

>>37282994
That made my stomach twist, ouch.
Well it's my regular Uber guy, he's basically a chauffeur. Drives some longish Mercedes (I don't know cars) and doesn't much talk to me besides exchanging pleasantries. It's a good deal.

>>37283033
sorry, didn't mean to cause you even more pain

>>37282967
That's about as far as things are gonna go for a while

>don't even read these threads anymore
>still save every one of them
I still miss IC and Pat

>>37283163
No succ? Not that I'm saying you should.

>>37283210
No, that's a but much

>>37283336
What about giving him a handy?

I wish I was Laura's boyfriend.
I'd cuddle her so much.

>>37283379
>wanting to be in a relationship with someone who rarely displays affection and barely ever looks happy to see you

cuddling and teasing Laura would be fun for a while, but you gotta be committed to put up with that

>>37283454
You realize where you are, right? Most guys here would be happy to have a braindead girlfriend, let alone a functional one that lets you do lewd things to her.

>Imouto is sad
>hug Imouto and tickle her to make her smile

>>37283491
>functional
Are we still talking about Laura?

>>37283491
I'm just as lonely as those people. No friends and a virgin. Sometimes you're better off being alone. Even a "normal" relarionship is a lot of effort to maintain

Anyone want to start placing bets on how long K will be able to put up with Laura? I think he can last another 5-6 months before it becomes too much for him.

>>37283358
Maybe another month, I don't know I feel like I'd bug out if I tried to rush that
>>37283379
Thanks anon
>>37283454
I show affection, we kiss and cuddle and hug
>>37283491
I'm not braindead
>>37283560
Let's not

>>37283560
Gambling is prohibited here. Take your business elsewhere, outlaw.

>>37283560
I'd say 3 months, tops.

>>37283609
Change "one" to "girlfriend," reread the post.

>>37283650
You think they'll last that long? I don't think they'll make it to the handjob.

>>37283706
They've done basically nothing for 4 months, another 3 are gonna go by in no time.

Okay, really, let's put a pin in this k talk until I get home before I do something stupid
>>37283498
Cute

>>37283719
They started doing lewd things, there's more places for her to fuck up

Looks like we need a bump on a Friday

My brother is a doooork.

that post earlier made me laugh too hard not to ask him myself

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>>37284720
oops forgot the image derp

>>37284733
He knows that "bean" doesn't mean vagina right?

Fuck all of you cancerous shits
>>>/red.d.it/

>>37284828
That's what he's saying im pretty sure. it doesn't look like a bean he said

>>37284939
I sure hope he knows where your bean is.

>>37284972
If not, you can show him

>>37284972
>>37284939
Both of you get the fuck off my board newfag cancer
>inb4 b-but 4 months isn't new

>>37285008
There's handy diagrams online, no need to involve myself.

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>>37285038
Allahu akbar is original terrorism

>>37283609
can u explain this tripfag circlejerk did u guys meet on steam or something t. normie

>>37285352
We have several people who have ongoing stories and virtually everyone who trips has specifically been asked to to keep up with who's who

>>37285380
>We have several RED.DITORS who have ongoing ATTENTIONWHORING and virtually ALL THE OTHER RED.DITORS who ATTENTIONWHORE has specifically been asked to to SUCK EACH OTHER"S ASSHOLES
fixed this post for accuracy

>>37285414
then why don't they trip outside this thread? checkmate atheist

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>>37285414
Pic related is mfw

Please don't feed the weird trolls

Thank you for complying with my request

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bumping with a cute

yes sir

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Who would have known turns out Laura is actually way too tall to be atractive.

>>37286203
>tfw too tall to even be Queen of Giraffes
Welp, time to off myself.

>>37286234
Pray for getting reborn as a cute loli.

>>37286196
>>37286203
>>37285564
>>37286186
>>37286234
Who'd have though red.d.itors would continue to bump this cancerous shit

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>>37286292
Here you go kike stranger.

>>37283176
Things were better then my friend. It was all definitely much better.

>>37286330
No one's stopping anyone else from writing stories.

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>>37286203
What is this chart I'm 5'7 and I'm happy with my height. I don't have to have a stool to get things out of the cabinet unless it's top shelf but that shouldn't exist

>>37286427
Damn Kissy, you're pretty tall.

>>37286427
Read the filename

welcome back toots

>>37286477
>filename
>implying being 4'5 is bad

>>37286427
Sorry Titcow, that's just how it is. Women being taller than 5'0 should literally be ilegal.

>>37286427
Subhuman shitskin spics like you need to fuck off
>>37286473>>37286477
>>37286494
Hi red.dit!

>>37286291
Eh, I'm honestly okay with my height.

>>37286427
Kissy it's a troll chart, c'mon.

>>37286525
Fuck of newfag red.dit troll
You're on the wrong site

Under 5 foot? When your over 6'5" (blowjob jokes aside), the practical logistics are just annoying. You practically need to take a knee just to hug or kiss them. And sex with someone that small is like fucking a dakimura

>>37286203
>live in a country where the female average is 5'7

I unironically wish I was a smoller and more fun height

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>>37286593
>like fucking a dakimakura
If that's supposed to be a disadvantage you're on the wrong side anon.

>>37286533
>fucking a dakimura
Is that supposed to be a negative?
>>37286610
Eh, 5'7 is cool. My sister's friend is that tall and I find her pretty qt.

>>37286610
Eh, at least the average male height is like 6'1".
Which in turn makes me below average with my 6'.

>>37286664
It is when you smother her because the angle of your dick during missionary means her face is at most chest level.

Doggie is fine though

>>37286593
>>37286610
>>37286664
>>37286680
>>37286682
>>37286693
Led.dit is not this site
Newfag attentionwhoring cancer
Fuck off

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Incestfag reddeds you are a cancer on this site

>>37286593
I don't see any disadvantages here.

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All of you are normalfag cunts that need to fuck off back to redded
>>37286712
kys

>>37286693
>not hugging her while she's on your lap
On seconds thought, that would probably not be too different.

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Redded cancer get the fuck off this board
>>37286721
kys

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Homo loving reddedfags fuck off

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This board went to shit when you leddedfags showed up

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This is the chemo for the cancer killing /r9k/

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Redded really is a tiring thing to deal with

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But /r9k/ needs to purge this cancerious newfag shit

It's like watching a 3 year old have a tantrum in the store cause mommy won't buy them the cereal they want

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End cancer threads on /r9k/

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>>37286809
Redded you belong somewhere else

>>37286693
Oh okay, my bad. Wasn't familiar with the expression.

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Back to redded attentionwhores
>>37286829
fuck off

>>37286473
I'm not that tall though I'm really average.
>>37286477
Oh. OHH.
>>37286497
Do I get an exception for being a delicious titcow?
>>37286664
>dikemakura
>fixed

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Anything to get rid of normie cancer on /r9k/
>>37286854
shitskin kys

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Newredded cancer head on back or kys
both work

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Threads full of redded normalpakis need to be permabanned

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>>37286854
>Dikemakura

My sides

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All newredded head on back
>>37286882
kys

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All anons ignore redded cancer

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Imagine an /r9k/ freed of redded cancer

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Send all cancer back to normieville

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Gonna hit that redded bump limit eventually anons!

Is re-dd_it a bannable word now?

>>37286710
>>37286718
>>37286732
>>37286739
>>37286751
>>37286765
>>37286777
>>37286788
>>37286799
>>37286816
>>37286828
>>37286847
>>37286870
>>37286881
>>37286890
>>37286899
>>37286911
I know you fucked up your friendship with an anon because you wanted to shit on the thread simply over gf issues but try having a fucking life jesus christ

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This isn't redded incestfags
Fuck off
>>37286943
kys
>>37286948
kys

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End cancerous newledded threads like this

I'm going to be legit impressed if this autismo has 400 images and the attention span to hit the bump limit

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Reminder that this is a redded saracen thread

>>37286975
Someone should weaponise this guy's autism, seriously.

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Excellent posts ledded friends
>>37286975
Here's some gold stranger!

>>37286948
Don't bother, they always leave after a while. I'm curious as to whether they'll stick around long enough to hit bump limit this time, not that it will stop us.

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Time to pack it boys
This isn't redded
>>37286987
>>37286989
>>>/out/

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>>37286987
No shit. Imagine the good that could potentially be done with it

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What an excellent thread this turned out to be!

>>37286975
I'm already suprised somebody is actually this triggered over a thread they don't have to read.

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Normalfags complaining about their thread being spammed will always have redded!

>>37286854
>dikemakura
Shit on my waifu pillow again and I will cut you, titcow.

>>37287018
Meh, it happens from time to time. They'll get bored and return to guy ass fapping eventually

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Tumblr accepts your faggotry cancerfags
>>37287034
>>37287036
kys

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Or you can try 9fag reddeders!

>>37287018
He's upset because he's autistic and ruined a friendship over shitposting itt. He'll eventually cry himself to sleep.

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Cancer needs to go :^)

Imagine turning this anon loose on the terrorists in Gitmo. Imagine using him to get them to crack. Shit would be more effective than water boarding

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Imagine redded cancer leaving!
>>37287073
>>37287056
>>>/out/

>>37287056
>ruined a friendship over shitposting itt
Whaddya mean?

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Even CP threads were less cancerous

>inb4 everyone scape goats story chan for this

>>37287056
>ruined a friendship
Did that really happen? Do you know this guy?

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Redded threads can just go desu
>>37287105
>>37287088
>>37287073
>>>/redded/

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Memes as quality as this thread!

>>37287130
Ok that one is legit funny

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There is always a site called redded for the cancerous nufags

>>37287130
Fucking hell, my sides
>licence to poo

>>37287088
>>37287113
He said the last time he sperged out itt
>>37287105
No we know it's someone else

>>37287130
I like that if I'm being honest with you

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Are incesfags red? They're just as bad if not!

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Perfect image for this thread!
>>37287159
>>37287152
>>37287149
>>37287146
Funny memes on redded for all you nurobots

>>37287161
Austria is a richfag hardcore capitalist I'm pretty sure
so you'd like her

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Me? Liking redded nurobots? No thank you
>>37287183
>>>/out/

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All I'm saying is that Austrian economics are less cancerous than incestreddeders

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Does anyone else remember the days when redded wasn't here?

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Only a few hundred more to go nurobots!
Ready those upboats

>>37287233
That's a good one, too

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Even when you spam there's more quality content in redded threads than normal!
>>37287248
Gift me some gold kind stranger

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>>37287203
>redded
Absolutely ebin my brend, a bit berblexing for dis bred :D:D:D

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Some gilding would be appreciated reddeders!

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Ebin threads for ebin reddeders!

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But this is still a redded thread nuposters

Did kissy-chan ever provide any iota of proof that she's an actual woman?

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Reddeders like to learn right?

>>37287161
>>37287183
She's not here but story chan's family is apparently well off and theyre 'merican so not capitalist either

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Reddeders? Women?
>>37287297
Let's all laugh together anons!

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I have several hundred more images for you fine redded tourists to get your lol on with!
If you don't like those gifs can be given too.

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OP this one is for you!

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I know reddeders like sad memes too sometimes!

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Redded fucking LOVES ms pain comics right?

>>37287297
I think she is a girl but a pretty ugly one with no sexual experience. I have a feeling her new habit of posting text messages is because she got an opportunity to use a second device to text herself. It's clear she has no experience though, especially with her latest greentexts.

>>37287335
Let's do gifs. Switch it up anon

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Gifs for reddeders!
Lol so funny
>>37287377
>>37287378
But not as funny as redded leaving

>>37287297
Yeah she did, that or incredible 5D chess

>>37287312
My bad i meant communist

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Who else like le TENDIES redded?
>>37287392
>>37287394
kys

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This thread is so good I could dance!

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Reddeders shouldn't be allowed to have PC's

>>37287409
That gif is me when my mom gets me tendies not gonna lie it's almost the exact same

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Lol whoops! A wreck like this thread
>>37287438
Mummy sounds like she's very nice /u/hullo!

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I can't believe you reddedors all have the same username! Except for the gilded tripposters

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This is hot to incest reddeders right?

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How often does redded shower?

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Le howdy dowdy doo redded

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Oh no, that was the wrong gif!

>>37287496
Yes

>>37287508
Every couple days, basically when my hair is dirty

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Let's remove redded!

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>>37287538
LOL /u/kissy is that you?

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Look at this funny meme of koksal baba anons

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>>37287570
No I am not that person

Who are you? I feel like my picture is the two of us right now

>>37287508
Twice a day because I'm autistic about cleanliness.
Also I saw kissy's aniki on steam, there's no way he's fake, silly. Just saiyan.

That aside, how's life imouto thread? My mom is making me play waitress for guests, hooray.

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>>37287581
There's no us fellow reddedfriend! We're all anons when we post here right XD
>>37287584
/u/kissy is definitely fake because non-humans aren't women!

>>37287584
sorry but i wont believe someone who talks to her on steam

she probably asked you to cover for her

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Do fellow MAGAPEDES like peepee?

>>37287613
But friend it's really just us two in the thread now. We're all alone....

>>37287297
Not solid proof, and I doubt she ever will.

>>37287584
>not just getting caught masturbating so she doesn't bother you

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Based black DRUMPF right reddeders

>>37287637
>implying my mother even bothers ever coming up to my room
>implying if she caught me she wouldn't just give me a long rant about gross unladylike behavior

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>>37287637
>>37287633
>>37287631
/u/anonymous you're getting off topic now! We're discussing better things

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>>37287662
/u/austria your home is not this site
It's REDDED XD

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Have any of you fine gilded friends met /u/kojack?

>>37287666
But satan, your cock is so hard... Your mind might lie to you but your body doesn't.

>>37287633
>implying anyone has posted solid proof in these threads

>>37287662
your life really is an anime, buttercup

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Let's talk about MEMES redded!
>>37287692
>>37287697
>>>/out/

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LOL buttercup
That was funny /u/anonymous

>>37287666
>Satan posts Venetian memes
Yes good

>>37287698
If only, anon.

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Does /u/anonymous think that shaggy is sexy?
>>37287726
/u/Austria you are permabanned from my new hangouts thread!

>>37287707
Sweety, put the memes away and let me suck your hard cock.

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Can you believe that Eggman got replaced by /u/anonymous and the nurobots?

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Post your grille Redded

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Lol redded this lizern is so FUNNIE

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Does redded like honey?

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Hey I found a pic of /u/kissy /u/anons

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OYYYYYYY VEYYYYYYYYYY XD
I'm so like 4chan now

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Back to Redded though for more quality discussions

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Post your style redded!

>>37287802
I like it all over my soft body while you lick it off inch by inch.

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Are incestreddeds wizzrads?

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Redded we need to save the whales :(

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Big thread for you guize right redded XD

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Does redded like incest with double mermaids?

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Who wants to gild me with some 4chan gold?

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Did we win redded-kun?

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Look at these cute bebe pictures redded!

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I think this one might be /u/bearfag XD

>>37287933
I wish you would talk to me more... If we're going to have this relationship we need to communicate.

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We're talking so much already redded!

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Redded should play hotline miami with their sissies!

>>37287975
But sweety you always spend so much time with your memes. I want you to spend more time with me.

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We're gonna make it redded!

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Le grrrrrrr rawrs :3
Redded like that meme still right?

>>37288008
That's a really pretty picture, anon. Why did you choose it?

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I'm trying to make my nurobot friends from redded feel welcome obviously!

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Look at this funny spaceship redded

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Does redded like qt tortles?

>>37288048
I definitely like Pratchett yeah.

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How many spicy nacho lines does redded think they can do?
>>37288057
>>>/out/

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Lol redded my doge got on okcupid XD

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ayy lmoa redded XD

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Uh oh redded. These guys are hungry!

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I'll protect you redded! I think we'll be immune to the spammer with this guy helping XD

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Ooops. That didn't work redded :(

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Americans. Amirite redded?

Do they not realize they are merely a minor nuisance? One simply has to scroll a bit more.

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How many of my fellow reddeders got le frog memes like me XD

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>>37288150
/u/Anonymous I'd appreciate it if you didn't ruin my thread

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Only human when we want to be right redded?

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We're halfway there redded! Why kind of meme should I use next?

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Random question: Do you people usually have breakfast? I usually wake up too late for it and am rarely hungry in the morning, but sometimes I just am in the mood for some omelette or stuff.

>>37288150
One more hour and they'll break the record for longest continuous shitpost

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This peepee peed his pants redded

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>>37288196
I don't have breakfast until after reddeders lik you kys

>>37288196
>breakfast
>not just eating whenever you're hungry

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Anyone else like le nome man redded?

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Grinch in a mask redded XD
>>37288221
don't go to breakfast tomorrow friend

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Can some of you redded friend show me by example?

>>37288221
Yeah that's usually what I do but sometimes I go out and have breakfast with my sister (because apparently she wants me to wake up at a normal hour occasionally)

>>37288196
I can't stand large or warm breakfasts, so I normally go with cereal.

>>37288221
I'd end up becoming a true skeleton if I did that anon

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Think there are any samefags redded? We all have the same username I can't tell

>>37288196
That's some fancy as fuck eggs benedict

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Look at this picture with my morning sudoku puzzles redded
>>37288264
>>37288251
>>37288256
Kill yourselves slowly

>>37288256
>I'd end up becoming a true skeleton if I did that
Why? Though I guess that explains why I am a skeleton.

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Oh know redded a hentai monster is in my meme!
Just kidding
>>37288277
kys

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>>37288264
That's actually Eggs Woodhouse.

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Why is this frog sad redded?

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Lol chris handsome XD
>>37288300
Shoot yourself in the face fag

>>37288277
Because I barely feel the need to eat anyway, I'm already underweight.

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Does redded farm krops?

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Does redded racemix with elves?
>>37288321
kys

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Cats redded!

>>37288321
Yeah, I know what that's like.

I wonder why this anon it so fixated on reddie. Did he get banned from t_d or something?

>>37288340
I would love to racemix/speciesmix with a brown elf.

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This thread is so sad now redded
>>37288354
>>37288358
>>37288361
Kill yourselves subhuman shits

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Let's go somewhere happy redded!

>>37288300
Fuck that's way beyond my cook grade

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You must roll duble numbers to save earth redded!
>>37288381
subhuman shitskin

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Only triple numbers can wash his car redded hurry!

>>37288381
I don't blame you. I have a friend who's actually done it once (we marathoned Archer) and it was pretty amazing.

>>37288361
When you already have your sister?
Slut.

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Funny moving image redded!
>>37288421
Marathon suicide cunt

>>37288427
The t-shirt gets me every time.

>>37288430
Elves don't exist, so I'm just a hypothetical slut. But yes. Brown elves, man.

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>>37288430
C'mon redded it's not /u/Austria's fault she's a cokehead slut! Love is love

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Redded misses you all anons
>>37288463
kys

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Is redded comfy in a house with no toilet?

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I need a sandwich this good redded

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Can anyone beat my numbers redded?

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Oh no redded! Let's try again

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One more time redded we can do it

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try again redded. bateman save us

Oh no redded! Image limit reached
But we're not at the bump limit yet!

>>37288569
Thanks for all those pics. When we reach bump limit you can keep posting them in the next thread for our entertainment. And the next after that. And the one after that and so on

c'mon redded lets get there together!

>>37288569
why did you do this?
you could easily filter the threads, but rather you waste your time being a slight inconvenience

>>37288595
>>37288626
Silly redded we're not done yet/ You fucks aren't gone so we have a lot of work to do!

C'mon redded lucky 300 next!

>>37288639
>Thinking THIS will get rid of us

>>37288626
he's a salty autist because his imouto died or something, and he doesn't have a life apparently

>>37288639
Yeah sorry but you're not deterring anyone and those threads will keep being made long after you get sick of posting every minute

/u/anonymous let's get there! before the mods wake up
>>37288677
>>37288667
fuck off wrong site

>>37288639
i'm honestly curious, it seems rather pointless going through all that effort to stop these threads when you could easily filter them

and don't forget reddeders, typing sage in the options field makes your post twice as popular
>>37288712
kys

I tried to talk to my brother a second time last night and I chickened out again. I haven't done anything at all today and it's evening now. I just can't form sentences, my throat locks up and I end up hiding in my room only making him more worried, he asked what was wrong and I said it's okay and I'm just confused. So nothing new, I'm still a retard.
>>37288196
I don't really eat at specific times and I'm not really hungry in the morning either. I try to make my brother (and my opportunistic sisters) scrambled eggs on buttered bread every morning though and take a bite of it sometimes.

how many reddeers fuck animals?
/u/kissy obviously does but she is one XD
>>37288738
kys redded whore

this image limit needs to increase so I can share funny memes with nurobots :(

>>37288738
What are you planning on telling him?

Also do it just like Laura did. I mean you started posting exactly like Laura, it's only appropriate you get rejected in the same way

link your favorite funny picture redded
http://imgur.com/a/uLZPY
Like this

http://imgur.com/a/pzqi8
Redded time to anhero
>>37288797
shoot yourself

>>37288780
>nurobots
You're literally the only one posting these. You alone are the cancer and instead of focusing your efforts on actual orbiting threads, you waste your time here where its all text and presumably a lot of roleplaying

>>37288729
i don't understand, you could be doing something more productive rather than shitting up threads calling others reddit

>>37288738
>my throat locks up and I end up hiding in my room only making him more worried
About this, it looks like he cares a lot about you, so why the fuck does he ignore you while you're at school, have you ever spoken to each other there at least?

>>37288738
If you do it enough, he might just get you in a position where you can't escape. I'm sure you'll tell him before that happens though.

Wait...is it over?

>>37288738
You'll get there eventually, but I can see why it's scary.
>scrambled eggs on buttered bread
Yummy.

>>37288834
you're just mad you can't fuck your dead sister

>>37289052
Who is he anon?
Origanoli

>>37288738
Everyone's a retard when they're starting out. Don't worry about it. I'm sure you'll be able to work up together asking to him, if not, then I'm sure he'll come to you like the other Anon said.

Hoping for the best.

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>little sister is blind
>today is her birthday
>wish her happy birthday and hug her
>ask her what she wants most and I'll try and make it happen
>she's quiet for a few seconds then says
>"I wish I could see."
>she starts crying quietly
>hug her for awhile while she cries
>tfw I can't do anything for her

>>37289186
Jesus Christ anon. Hug her and never stop.