/britfeel/

meant to be starting a new job, walked in the fucking heat twice now and they haven't got my shit sorted to start

fucking useless pricks

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Britain is waking up laddos

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>>37259851
>warm weather
when will this summer meme end

We need a siesta in this fucking heat

>>37259888
>trips
Check'em. Finally, who knows, maybe the bumbling morons that are the general populace may just realize a thing or two.

just going ot the paki shop is a chore in this weather

>tfw my fridge has a water tap

I knew that would pay off, it's lovely this.

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>>37259851
>over 20 degrees C
>no clouds
>light out until half 9 in the evening
>tfw it's not even summer yet
>tfw days won't start getting shorter until june 21
>tfw this is in fucking scotland
not enjoying this one bit lads

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one of the victims of the manchester bomb

pants are too loose
can't afford any more

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>>37260009
Can't say he wasn't warned lads

>>37260007
IKTF. Atleast my old doggo likes it.

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>>37260034
If only he had listened to the "racists"

Watched Logan last night lads and I still feel like crying.

>>37260048
>liking warm weather
your doggo is a filthy normie, have him put down

Really need a bath, lads.

>>37260073
I'll be having a shower in a minute, I'm gonna finish it with a longer than normal rinse under the cold water I think

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>>37259851
I finally had a full nights sleep after four days of sleeping for only 3 hours a night.
Delivery finally arrived too, which is nice.

Post your better half, lads

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Hey brits.

I know you all like to 'take the piss' as it were, but I swear to god if you talk shit to me I will fuck you up. I will come all the way from Norway House and scalp you like my ancestors scalped your white asses back in the day.

Peace

>>37260057
>>37260034
>>37260009
he got culturally enriched to the max
I guess he got the last laugh

>28 degrees in my room

No not a fan

>>37260127
You're literally a living 'shadow the edgehog'.

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>>37260128
Also, gentle reminder that it wouldn't have happened if we didn't go to war in Iraq and thus destabilise the Middle East
also, something something send em' back

>>37260224
>Vote for the party that started the iraq war
>Vote for the party that let all the muslims in

hmmm...

>>37260242
>Vote for the party that let all the muslims in
THIS. Mummy May will only bring in another half million of paki cock if we're on our best, tolerant behavoiour.

>>37260273
Vote UKIP

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>>37260242
>Vote for Mummy May and let her continue to fund and send weapons to Saudi Arabia (which is known to be funding IS) and let her destablise the ME even further than it already is, making attacks like this more likely to happen
>But don't vote for the guy that voted against the Iraq war and doesn't want to fund Saudi Arabia

>>37260303
>But vote for the guy that literally supports the IRA

Hmmm

>>37260309
>one indirectly supports the group literally killing hundreds of people all the time, over there and over here
>the other supports a group that's been inert for decades
Hmm

>>37260289
UKIP loves pakis too. There is no significant party in Britain that dislikes pakis.

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>>37260309
>"I'm a complete retard that thinks that the Sun and the Daily Mail are reliable sources of information"
>"Why yes, I do like to see my significant other be penetrated by large black penises"

>>37260242
>>Vote for the party that started the iraq war
you mean the party that purged everyone in government from that era

"Every victory against the British state is a victory for all of us" - Dianne Abbot who would be home secretary should Labour win.

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Why did muslims blow this guy up? Maybe he wasn't being tolerant enough?

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>Actually thinking weak and wobbly corbyn will be strong against terrorism

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>proposing mass genocide on straight people

How tolerant!

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>>37260370
>>37260380
tory shills please leave

>>37260380
>Thinking either will
Keep calling Shariah May iron-fisted, I'm sure it will intimidate the Muslims she bows for.
Both will do fuck all, terrorism is unironically a part of life in England now.

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>>37259622
It's s-so good to c-contribute to society.

>>37260398
I'm not a fan of may but come on. May >>>> Corbyn easily.

This is about choosing the lesser of two shit options.

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>>37260415
>I'm not a fan of may
t. fan of may

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>>37260129
>No not a fan

far too hot today lads

anyone else spending the whole day inside if possible?

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Lads have you said your daily (atheist) prayer to the shrine of tolerance?

Just had an exam. It would have been ok if I didn't have a shit short-term memory. Who elses life here is /slightly inconvenienced/ by problems with themselves such as learning disorders, bad eye sight etc

It's irritating but I can't get too angry as it's not serious enough to have a major impact on my life.

>>37260509
me lad.
out at the weekend with normies who worship the sun though, dreading it.

Where's that fucking postie? I've got some pantsu coming in the post!

>>37260547
I wondering the same thing, new bank card is on it's way to me

>>37260531
feel for you lad, I said to my normie friends I was busy this weekend.
Too many pointless trips to the park or the beach last year, not interested in that at all.

>>37260509
Got to go sign on for the first time in half an hour. Really can't arsed.

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>monitor just started showing artifacts
NO PLEASE NO

>>37260415
>May >>>> Corbyn

lol, they are both complete and utter shit in their own ways, frankly if you're voting for either of them you are just as bad as each other, if you think may is going to be better at immigration or tackling islamic extremism you are utterly deluded

>>37260525
>Ackmed what are the infidels doing after we killed 22 of their children
>They're actually singing LOL

>>37260579
i dont get the beach obession. i already turned down a trip to the beach this weekend. like no i dont want to sit on some sand/rocks for hours on end doing nothing, thats fucking boring as shit. at least we're going to some pubs so will be spending some time inside/under a big umbrella

>>37260660
British elections have always been about keeping the worst party (labour) out of power, not voting for who you want.

>>37260680
please educate me on why the tories would be a better option

>>37260623
What sort of artifacts lad?

>In shopping centre
>Suddenly notice everyone is stood still, the fuck is going on
>"We will now observe a minutes silence in respect of the Manchester bombing"
>Kek are these faggots for real

I just continued with my shopping g, could barely stop myself from laughing out loud at these twats

>>37260697
speckled colour vertical stripes
definitely the monitor not the GOU coz they showed up in the menu too

this fucker cost me an arm and leg not long ago
thought I'd get more years out of it

>>37260687
>Have at least said they wanted to control immigration, and have bought it down a little.
>May isn't a pacifist
>May doesn't want to give up Trident
>May doesn't want to give the Falklands back to Argentina
>May doesn't want to negotiate over tea with ISIS
>May's in circle isn't filled with literal Marxists that campaigned to overthrow the British state in the 70s.

>>37260678
The only only reason I want to go to the beach is to do some fishing

>>37260720
>May doesn't want to give up Trident
she also said one important thing, she said that she would use trident if needed and for me regardless of whether you want to use it or not you have to say that you will and Corbyn said he wouldn't use it and you just can't pull that shit right now

>Hot day so need window open
>Builders making noise
>People mowing their lawn making noise

Why the fuck is this allowed?

People should be banned from making noise on hot days as people need to have windows open

>>37260336
This.

No matter who you vote for, they all want to open the floodgates and let all the immigrants in. Because that's what business wants. It pushes down wages and brings in more customers to sell shit to.

reading translated chinese reviews of a game on steam

>I heard the game lock-in? With Google servers? I do not know this, but do not recommend recently into this stuff. I've been watching you for the first bite to eat feces, in short, is not playing.

>This fear is false game server is afraid of seed potatoes, still hung up VPN super slow download speed

>(although Ubisoft has been very distressed contend spicy chicken Vivendi)

>>37260370
>diane abbot
Is that the fat black woman who wants to turn the house of commons into a women's-only safe-space?

>>37260672
>Look at them all, through the darkness I'm bringing. They're not sad at all, they're actually singing.

How can people believe May wants to reduce immigration when she was in charge of that under Cameron and let immigration rise and rise despite it being a promise to reduce it?

>>37260370
oh diane, if labour win you will be the british state, how does that work

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>have to fight isis in the philippines
>it aint me starts playing

>>37259906
edinburgh is the same maybe a bit warmer, are you really complaining?

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>tfw I think I might have overcome binge eating due to hunger

Now I just have the emotional side of things. Feels really good desu~

How are you all doing today lads? Any plans?

>>37260868
No. Play Ride of the Valkyries.

>new bank card has arrived
thank fuck for that I can go and buy delicious treats

>>37260831
>we need immigrants to work jobs that British people refuse to do

No what we do is change public sentiment towards these jobs and force more people to do it or they lose their bennies

>>37260561
No pantsu for me today lad

>>37260978
used ones that you can sniff or are you some sort of bender who wants to wear some?

Unironically just ate 32 (THIRTY-TWO) chicken dippers.

>>37260998
how do you feel now? dipper-anon

>>37260993
Used ones of course, go her to rub out out with them

>>37261010
good, i was afraid i would have to hunt you down and kill you

>>37260975
There are plenty of brits who work cleaning jobs and all sorts of ones we're supposed be "refusing" to do.
It's not that people don't want to do them, it's that the companies hiring choose to hire from slavic countries first. A lot of jobs are advertised in Poland before they're advertised here.

Once we've escaped the EU, they won't be able to do this. It'll be expensive and time-consuming to ship someone in.

Nothing ruins my day better than waking up and going down for a snack and seeing this fucking 5'5 polish potatoface who seems to be employed in shady jobs that he barely works in and somehow doesn't get the hint that nobody fucking wants to see his fetal alcohol syndrome face yet still spends 10 hours a day in the living room.

>>37260998
Do you look like a chicken dipper?

That's what mummy always said. If you eat loads of one sort of thing then you'll wind up looking like that thing.

>>37261020
Why you kink shaming senpai?

>>37261038
Why are there Poles in your living room? Call the fucking police. Holy shit, lad, you've got to stand up for yourself.

>>37261024
Well there we go. No benefits at all to the state in relation to accepting immigrants

>>37261006
You'd think id feel ashamed or something but ive been so down lately i just dont care. Just slightly annoyed that ive ruined dinner now.

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the conservatives stand for austerity and helping their millionaire mates in the city. That's it. Everytime they've ever got in, all they do is cut public services, try and privatise everything, and hand out tax-breaks to the ultra rich and corporations. Anyone not a millionaire who votes tory is a special kind of stupid.


FUCC MUMMY MAY MANIPULATOR

>>37261063
after ingesting that many dippers youll need to do a lot of exercise to be able to earn the right to eat dinner

>>37261082
i enjoy knowing that the government get to watch me look at gay furry porn, i hope the guy in charge of looking at it enjoys it as well

all thanks to mummy may, enjoy lad :)

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>>37260920
haven't been to sleep yet desu, was going to go at sleep at like 8 but I went to watch over a puppy instead

now I don't know what to do? will probably go to sleep in like 20mins or something so I wake up before 9pm at least

The guy on /pol/ that posts about asian men dating white girls posts on here lads.

>>>/pol/127036177

He's the guy that copy pastes tons of shit off wikipedia

>>37261082

And then the 99% owned tory media control all the information and are able to shape public opinion how they please.

Privatising the trains? That's just some marxist commie plot. It doesn't matter that it would drastically improve the service and lower the cost.

Just as long as the train companies can keep exploiting people while offering less than the bare minimum of service while they bleed you dry everythings okay.

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>>37261082
Watch out lad, we don't want to grass you up to MI5 now, would we?

Lads, who is going out to vote?

I really want to bet on the turnout being over 63%. Bet a large amount then buy a house in the country and get comfy.

2010, 2015, and EU Ref were all over 63%. I think it could work?

opinions?

>>37261111
He's a republican cuck too >>>/pol/127036829

>>37261166
Does turnout include postal votes?

>>37261195
Yep, total people who voted, who can.

>>37259888
Wake up to what? Voting tory again?

>>37261166
I think it will easy be over 63%, so many younger people have now signed up to vote

>>37261213
Ah ok I was curious, I wanted to go vote in person but my anxiety usually makes it too hard so i just opted for postal

>Builders making noise again

Reeeeeee

just got 2 6-packs of san pellegrino for 6 quid

gonna keep me cool till next week

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>tfw you have a mourinho tier jawline

>was able to buy a whole turkey leg for 1.20 quid
>also got myself a pre-seasoned lamb leg for roasting

kind of excited to eat it tonight after working out, dunno which to eat first tho.

>>37260975
I grew up poor and the amount of old people my parents were friends with trying to get dead-end/manual jobs is tragic. Every group interview they attended was packed with old people needing a wage and young virile immigrants, not hard to guess who got the jobs. The 'who will sweep our roads then init?' argument is a meme at this point.

>>37261097
Sweet dreams ebinlad~

>>37261247
Which flavours did you get lad? Only had the lemon one before~

>>37261269
I love Mouyes, the orginial cheeky cunt.

>>37261097
Go sit in the garden Ebin you need some fresh air.

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Its too hot make it stop

>Too hot to play vidya so I need to read instead
The Sun is a fucking nerd.

roasties eating up the fox hunting propaganda and not reading manifestos to see who they agree most with and blindly supporting labour. sigh. anyone else experience this?

>>37261372
I got the normal orange one, lovely drink for hot summer days

>>37261289
I would guess the pre seasoned food first? plain turkey can wait for another day

>>37261289
I remember seeing a turkey leg in tesco and being surprised by how big it was

>>37261518
It was a big bird.

>>37261358
yeah, its bollocks lad. this is why the elite want more diversity, its easier for them to exploit people for financial gain and easier to control people when they are divided

>>37261518

turkeys are big birds...

>>37261518
>>37261532
>>37261542
big bird 4 u

>>37261542
I know but I had never seen one before and was just surprised, we picked one up and it was a struggle to eat all of it

>>37260868
>it aint me
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37260672
If there's one thing Muslims respect, it's weakness and singing.

>>37260868
you mean fortunate son

>>37260868
do you mean Fortunate son by CCR?

that's not original apparently

>>37261612
>>37261647
>>37261648
>being this new
embarrassing

Any one here who has played Persona 5 willing to just answer a question, how far should you get into Kaneshiro's thing on your first visit there?

>>37261648
love me a bit of creedance clearwater revival.
up around the bend is my favourite. think i want that as my funeral song

>>37261670
jumping to conclusions is just as embarrising lad

>>37261730
you out yourself as new when you correct people saying that considering it's the entire meme, it's like correcting people saying "it's a doggy dog world", it just shows you're new to 4chan

>>37261740
you do realise that a lot of people on brit feel only come on brit feel?

What the fuck is going on with all this "too hot" shit.

It's not that hot, it's nothing compared to last summer. I don't even have fans on and im literally the biggest pussy when it comes to heat.

>tfw you can feel the constant adrenaline being shot through your body from anxiety
>still 5 hours until I actually leave the house
>not going to eat anything before I leave or else I'll be shitting constantly for a couple hours before I go

>>37261796
maybe they shouldnt be so quick to correct

>>37261740
no i get the meme lad. i just can't help but correct people when it comes to music

>>37261797
post temp where youre living then

having a real strong craving for sausage pie you used to get for school lunches

you know where it's essentially just a big compressed block of sausage meat baked with pastry on top

>>37261797
You're probably a Paki.

>>37260805
Agreed. The parties with any kind of power are all anti-british.

Actual brits who care about their country are running out of options.

>tfw remembering school lunches
>the bastards always had battered fish, pizza, hot dogs and burgers all on a friday as a treat
>you could only ever fucking pick one of them while the rest of the week was shite except for maybe 2 days if you're very lucky

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Comfy feels.

gs

>>37261905
>that's if the electricity there is working..

kek

>>37261905
nice sock puppet tommy robinson

>leeds

lmao

>>37261947
What about it?

sdg

>>37261970
normie football things, i know there is at least one leeds fan here who i wanted to tease

>>37261905
Clearly written by a 'red-pilled' white male.

>>37261947
Ayyy lmao. Monk's the best thing that's happened to them in a decade. They're never getting back up.
>>37261976
Ebin is a leeds fan. A couple of anon posters too I'm sure.

>>37261976
Yeah he shouldn't have stepped down tbqh. Thought the fans wanted him there, unless the higher ups pushed him out.

>>37261843
Whatever it is in north london

>>37261863
White irish pham.

>>37262024
probably was the change in owner, had a meeting with him and the new owner wasnt too interesting in him so he decided to step down and part ways i bet

>>37261797
>it's nothing compared to last summer
Yes but it's currently spring, you cunt

>>37261797
It is 25 degrees and humid in Glasgow, fucking miserable. Nice enough inside but horrible outside - just been to the shop for a crate

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Going to end up missing the FA cup final (or the first 20 mins at least) due to being at work. Bit shit.

since there seem to be a fair few football fans here, what teams do you support?

>John Brimball-'The unpleasant thing people don't want to talk about is communties being harassed and attacked after the incident. How people can be so heartless and full of hate in a time like this is terrifying and needs to be stopped.'

>>37262127
which ever one is top of the league

>>37262136
so that needs to be stopped, but in relation to actual attacks, its best to just ignore and carry on

>>37262127
None in particular. I only really follow the prem and by follow I mean I watch MOTD.

I like watching teams who play attractive football. Spurs are good to watch.

>>37262127
celtic

>>37262127

Newcastle because I live to suffer.

>>37262165
The SPL is a fucking diddy league.

>>37262174
>fellow toon fan here

praise shola there is one more, tbqh lad there isnt much to suffer about right now, can enjoy ourselves until the season starts and things fall apart

>>37262174
tfw used to supper toon when i was put a wee nipper but then i realised i only knew shearer by name

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>>37259851
>this man is currently having sex with 72 virgins

>>37262193

Yeah I'm enjoying having a manager who isn't a complete retard.

>>37262127
I support Barnet, which is depressing on many levels

>>37262127
Man City

2bh I'm a neutral I want all teams I like to do well, just City more than the rest

>>37262217
Looks like if Will Smith creampied some paki slag.

>>37262222
very weird one, not used to a manager actually managing things

>>37262184
am i meant to disagree? city still couldn't beat us once in the cl

>>37262127
liverpool

i never actually watch the football desu. i always forget about it. i sometimes look up the scores and that though

>>37262273
>>96
#edgy
hehe

>>37262273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN1WN0YMWZU

>>37262288
i literally feel nothing about this. i dont care about football that much

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Got a gallon of sugar water fermenting into alcohol lads.

How rank is it gonna taste tho

>>37262127
>Tfw your semi-pro team is so bad Britfeel FC would hold them to a draw and half of us can't even run.

>>37262304
Good to know about for small talk with strangers/at work

>>37261698
Haven't gotten far into the game but I normally go until my sp runs completely dry or I'm kicked out for story reasons

>>37262321
Love to have a britfeel footie team.

just got back from blackpool
police on horses around the tower
shambles

>>37262321
>>37262479
haha I'd probably shout at you all lads

I'm like jamie bloody carragher when I play footy, never shut up, most of the time I can't speak to people

>>37262347
Where are you up to? How are you enjoying the game so far?

>>37262127
Wolves here desu.

Just booked an appointment for a dental checkup.

Not even remotely nervous because I brush and floss every day

>>37262544
they'll find some reason to make you come back or pay for something extrea

>two people reported salman
>nothing happened

And yet there are people claiming more surveillance is needed.

>>37262572
In the past they've done X-rays sometimes which cost money but then on other occasions I've paid nothing at all because all the guy did was just take a look, do some mild scraping then said it was all good.

Have dental insurance through work anyway so I won't be out of pocket.

>>37262307
just sugar water and yeast. could be quite rank lad but find yourself a decent mixer it might be drinkable.
how much sugar did you put in?

Hmm...

Odds I take detector out
Evens I go to tesco, by junk and chill in room

It's a tough choice. I want to do both but it's hot as fuck outside

what for tea
thinking either grilled chicken and rice,
or dippers and chips

>>37262217
I bet his arse is sore desu.

got VERY veiny forearms

reckon it's natures way of telling me to do heroin

Who else is looking forward to the heatwave?

>>37262668
detector? metal or bat?

>>37262307
Why lad? Even tap water is superior to the sugar stuff.

>>37262732
Should be decent. Currently sat in the garden with my dog eating a tube of pringles. Hope to continue this through summer.

>>37262732
kind of
last heatwave was a nightmare
tempted to see how well I cope this time

>>37262777
a tube of pringles every day?

>>37262777
Pringles are biscuits lad, get some tea to dip them in.

>>37262807
no they're not, they tried to go to court to claim that but they got btfo's

>tfw just ate 20 chicken nuggets

Sad!

>>37262807
Sound rank lad
>>37262803
Naaa, you've got to pace yourself. A tube every other day is fine.

>>37262656
just over a kg

>>37262822
>they tried to go to court to claim that but they got btfo's
This is all I could find googling it.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7490346.stm

Does anyone else here have a network of fake social media accounts so that they can e-stalk girls they know? I have entire folders filled with pictures of them. Feel pretty /devilish/.

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>realise it's been exactly a year since I dropped out of uni
>start to feel really bad
>binge eat to cope

At least I was able to stop myself before it got really out of hand, got to stay positive~

>>37262732
Y-you mean it is going to get even hotter?

>>37262862
i have a fake facebook and i use it to look up girls i am talking to on tinder or pof to check if they are fat

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>>37262884
stop eating NOW. read a book or exercise to feel better

>>37262884
Don't you dare go throw up, tilde

don't envy the fatties
get ready for swamp ass

>>37262854
http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/26/stop-everything-pringles-are-a-biscuit-not-a-crisp-6216352/
overturned in 2009

>>37262884
Fatilde at it again.

>>37262843
nice, should be a decent strength I normally do a kg per gallon for wine, do that in 4 gallon batches

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>>37262884
Don't worry mate. Uni's shite anyway. Took me a year to recover from a breakdown so you aren't alone.

>>37262930
Fuug
s

Agoraphobia has got pretty bad lads. Been trying to leave the house for a walk for two hours and just can't do it.

>>37262924
T-too late senpai~

Just come back from signing on for the first time. I have some questions.

When will I get my bennies? I've got to go in tomorrow and sign something.
Do I seriously have to prove I've spent 35 hours looking for jobs?
Am I really expected to fill out this stupid booklet?
Am I actually gonna have no leeway as to what job I take? If I have to face customers I will get sacked instantly for being a cunt.

Falkreath is such a shithole, everytime I go there a Dragon is killing the remaining people.

>tfw managed to aquire unfiltered lucky strikes

Best smokes in the world desu

>>37262982
In 2 weeks I think?
No they tend to go easy on you for a while. Just make sure you apply to like 3 or more jobs a week to keep them off your back.
No one uses the booklet anymore, just do it online.
If you get a job and get fired right away they won't let you back on bennies for a while.

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>>37263001
>not smoking ganjas

>>37262945
How did you recover?

asking for a m-mate

>>37262985
every 'city' in skyrim that doesn't have walls is shit

>>37263064
Most of the ones that do are shit for some other reason. Whiterun is the only nice place around.

>>37263093
What's wrong with Solitude?

>>37263093
i really liked markath because of those waterfalls and the general idea that there's some hidden conspiracy hiding in the caves
i also kinda liked riften because i like venice

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Ok lads can this heat just fuck off now its not funny anymore

>>37262698
grilled chicken and rice sounds good.
do you put add herb n spices

>>37263165
no, I'm no chef
I just sprinkle some cajun seasoning on everything on the plate

>>37262960
Come on lad, you're better than this

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>>37260119
I had a really weird dream last night. Suffice it to say the dream ended with me carrying a flamethrower.

Thinking about this, later on, I had a really interesting idea.

Why don't we use LOX/Liquid Hydrogen (or really any bi-propellant fuel mixture) with flame throwers? I mean, I'm no scientist, nor engineer, but it seems to me that it's a simple matter of "liquid oxygen=more fire" and "more fire=good". I mean, I suppose you'd be drastically increasing the probability of going boom if the tanks get by shrapnel or something, and maybe the cold/pressure would be an issue, but it's not like carrying a load of highly pressurized, and flammable liquid wasn't dangerous to begin with.

Maybe it'd burn too fast, actually. Then you'd just end up with a really short range flamethrower, which seems like it'd be a bit shit.

The idea of a man-portable weaponized rocket engine does appeal to me though.

Posted.

just realised I'm going to have to discover how the fuck you phonepost most effectively once I go away this evening

shit lads, my android phone is pretty shit as well, probably going to be slow lurking for the next few days

>>37263059
Sadly you just need time. I set myself a long term goal and broke it up into smaller achievable steps which helped to distract me. Also if you are at uni apply for extenuating circumstances. The hardest part is maintaining a sense of perspective. I said and did weird shit the past year I regret. Keep that in mind. In a while you will be better so don't do anything which hurts you long-term (even though it's hard to do and you feel like dying).

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>>37260119
i found it difficult to sleep last night because of the heat.

what did you order lad?

>>37262732
I have emo scars on my wrists, so no

>>37263124
My main gripe is the house there is too far away from either of the fast travel spots so what is meant to be the nicest and most expensive house in the game is actually the most inconvenient. Also Whiterun has 3 blacksmiths (as long as the woman doesn't get eaten by a vampire with in 2 days of starting the playthrough) so it is far more convenient to spend time in compared to any of the others. House there is also right by the entrance and near all the shops.

>>37263243
Wahey I'm replying to myself from my phone! Check it out lads

>>37263212
I got this stuff from the takeaway called red salt, (i think it's known as seasoned salt and chipspice as well) I put that and some mixed herbs black pepper and a bit of sugar on some chicken I had cut up and fried it, it was god tier and easy to do.
if you feel brave it's worth a try

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fuck me lads i'm sweating
pic unrelated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4

This vocaroo turned my life around. I used to be a NEET but after listening to this a year ago I made every effort to turn my life around.
I now work as a gardener for the local care home, and have even begun dating one of the carers there. I will soon be free.

>>37263262
I'm in a similar position, I think a big problem is I try to get better all at once rather then taking small steps, it's really hard though. I want to get a job but my anxiety is really really bad, I always get asked if I'm ok during interviews :p

>>37263395
good for you lad. make me fucking proud

Off to go wageslaving for the evening lads. If I am lucky maybe the heat will make me pass out while driving so I crash and die.

>Fat disgusting slovenly piece of shit orangutan cunt neighbour only ever fucking leaves the house to pick up her worthless piece of shit kids from school
>Never leaves the house for any other reason
Too fat and fucking lazy to even do her own shopping, the bloated whale.

Fucking hell I just want to play the fucking guitar and not feel fucking self conscious. Now I'll just end up drinking stella and watching netflix out of boredom and frustration.

So sick of this lads

>>37263422
We all do it. Have you considered volunteer work? They usually have an informal interview (sometimes no interview) and it's low pressure. Would also help with your CV too.

>>37263319
>Also Whiterun has 3 blacksmiths (as long as the woman doesn't get eaten by a vampire with in 2 days of starting the playthrough) so it is far more convenient to spend time in compared to any of the others.
Fair point if you were into smithing. I did a shitload of enchanting when I played the game though, Whiterun's house was the only one you couldn't buy an enchating table IIRC. Couldn't be arsed having to go up to Dragonsreach and deal with that annoying Mage cunt everytime I wanted to use one.

>>37262732
i only wear black, have skinny arms and like wearing my hood up, so definitely not

>when you get out of a nice cool hospital in time for this bullshit weather
>go back to working in a kitchen on tuesday

SEND ME BACK

>>37263232
Neat, I had a dream last night but all I remember about it is that I opened up my cupboard and I had three different cereals.

The idea of a flamethrower is that it's controlled. You wouldn't want to be spraying too much.

>>37263268
I just ordered a boxset of DVDs. Kurosawa: Crime Collection from the bfi. The delivery driver was cute polish lass. Shame I have no guts when it comes to girls.

which is better for social anxiety? valium or xanax?

>>37263522
Xanax, but both are outperformed by alcohol.

>>37263522
mdma

originalisimo

>>37263569
this, it will make you talk like you wouldn't believe

>>37263506
>Kurosawa: Crime Collection

sounds like a good box set. i have mostly only seen his samurai films but i have seen a few of his crime films. i think one crime film i have seen is called drunken angel, which is a decent watch.

its alright lad. i have no guts with women either.

>tfw she picked a fat greasy tatooed dishwasher (his career) over you
just how fucking horrible must my personality be.

>>37259906
where I live it stays around the mid 30s lad, you have it lucky

>>37263601
Johnny Foreigners OUT!

>the going to a gig alone

I'm worried lads, there's going to be so many groups of normies there

>>37263506
>all I remember about it is that I opened up my cupboard and I had three different cereals.

Three different cereals? Absolute madman, that's an unnecessary quantity of cereal.

>The idea of a flamethrower is that it's controlled

Well, using a bipropellant mix should be as controllable as a standard fuel, except, if anything, safer, as it wouldn't be as dangerous if only one tank ruptured.

But as I said, I'm not an engineer. Nor a rocket scientist. I've not a clue if it'd work or not

>>37263610
there's more of us that regularly contribute here than you'd think
besides, /britfeel/ is about the only thread on the board worth being a part of

>>37263614
Did you not hear? Since the bombing no singles are allowed

>>37263587
I've only seen his samurai films so that's why I've chosen this one.
The set has Drunken Angel, Stray Dog, The Bad Sleep Well and High And Low.

>>37263522
Xanax will knock you the fuck out if you're not used to it.

>>37263614
Just remember nobody came to see you. Don't worry about it, and have fun. If there's a group that seems open and receptacle, try having a chat, at least you know you have a common interest.

>>37263659
That's why you bring your hawk

>>37263664
ive got stray dog knocking about somewhere, i need to give it a watch. the rest of them films are meant to be really good

hope you enjoy your box set

>ate something resembling real food for once
life's on the up and up lads

>>37263724
this. went alone to a free festival last year and actually was approached by strangers for conversation. Everyone's friends at a show, you're all there to have a good time and enjoy some tunes

>>37263617
I remember the brands too. Corn flake, shredded wheats, and those little weetabix bites things.

>>37263475
That might work but I dunno, all my previous jobs I've applied for have been away from people. My big problem is I can't cope with being seen which I know sounds really silly but it's where the majority of my anxiety comes from

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>amazon accepted my return of a 10quid item
>it's not a "courier will pick it up" it's a "here's the motherfucking shipping label, do all the work"

It'll cost me money to print the label.
It'll cost me time to actually wrap this shit up.
prolly cost me money to send it back.

Should I just not bother for 10 fucking quid?

I think I can sell this for a cheeky fiver, it's a really nice jacket but you have to be 5'5 and under 60kg to make it work.

I just reordered a bigger size for myself.

UKIP manifesto out lads

They're pledging a free asian student gf

>>37263959

east Asian or shitskin Asian?

The devil is in the details.

>>37263958
the only time i wanted a refund on amazon they just gave it me and let me keep the thing

>Far from being religious zealots, a large number of those involved in terrorism do not practise their faith regularly. Many lack religious literacy and could actually be regarded as religious novices. Very few have been brought up in strongly religious households, and there is a higher than average proportion of converts. Some are involved in drug-taking, drinking alcohol and visiting prostitutes. The report claims a well-established religious identity actually protects against violent radicalisation

- MI5 profile of an average British terrorists

What now Islamophobes?

>>37263958
stick the label on the clothing

>>37263985
She will be at minimum Chinese

Going London tomorrow lads. Hope I don't get enriched.

In the event that I do, I declare a crusade on the mudslimes and request that I be martyred as Saint Anon.

>>37263985
>east
>he'd be happy with some pinoy gremlin

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who else can trace their blood line back to the days when Britain was the heart of duidic religion?

Roses are red
Voilets are blue
Reject 3d roasties
And embrace a waifu

>>37264064

flips are south east Asians.

Or technically "pacific islanders" as dubbed by their American liberators.

>>37264106
no one, you pleb

>>37264106
God I wish, my parents were useless at telling me about our heritage.

>>37264112
Thai or Viet gremloids then

>>37264159
jealous paki alert

>>37264223
if you think you trace yourself back to a culture that left no written records then you're deluding yourself.

>>37264271
Shoo kike shoo

>>37264271
such a paki reply. its called passing down info generation after generation.

>>37264327
That accounts for 1/2^n ths of your heritage, where n is about 15

>>37264327
with no actual proof. and besides, if you and >>37264321 both think you can then fuck off back to ireland/wales/cornwall/scotland with the rest of the celts

>>37264327
Yes my family gathers round every harvest festival and sings songs of our ancestors.

Just read a post on facebook saying white people are to blame for isis.

Ths gist is, Isis take the poor disenfranchised muslims who are bullied by racists and intollerant scum, tells them the west hates them, and that Isis loves them. Shows them all the hate online and convinces the poor disenfranchised mozzies to join them.

So to stop isis, stop the hate. Welcome your mozzie brothers.

>>37264389
If all it takes is a few posts online to turn you against this country you shouldnt be here in the first place.

>>37263592
>always get rated over 7/10 on /soc/
>still a kissless virgin

social anxiety is a bitch

>>37264389
If they can be swayed by a cult who worships a paedophile and murderer then they're not the type of people we want here.

>>37264389
well technically speaking, isis have literally said thats what they are doing
but thats how white people being to blame

UKIP want to get rid of the TV license.
Can't way tot see the more than usual bias from the BBC in any reporting of UKIP over these next weeks.

If you votem tory, their "New Internet" will wipe this site off of the Britsh web.

Who else here /naked/?

>>37264363
>family doesn't have a book consisting of legends passed down from generation to generation

my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandad was a druid that gave powers to an ancient king that helped ward off the romans.

absolute state of you. obviously a paki

>>37264435
>get rid of the TV license
Fucking good. BBC hasn't made anything worth it's fucking salt.

I can't even remember the last time I watched the fucking channel.

>>37264389
Whites have nothing to do with ISIS. IS created Islam and muslims perpetuate it.

>>37264465
post it lad lets see

blox

>>37264439
Cannot wait.

>>37264465
>great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandad
i google this and it came back with results about the manchester bombing, guess you're the paki

My mum did our family tree and we were basically nothing but peasants for 500 years.

>>37264474
not aloud lad. only family members can see it. my dad would have my guts for garters if i showed any one outside the family

>>37264482
If you're a fellow britfag, they'll also make it harder, nigh on impossible in some cases, to access porn. This especially goes for the shit robots are into.

>>37263958
your first mistake was wasting money on that disgusting thing

>>37264466
Tried watching HIGNFY when it started back up recently but for the first time I couldn't stomach how predictable it became on bashing Trump. It's not funny, it's just tiring to hear the same jokes. Used to enjoy it regardless who I supported too but never seemed fully one sided back then.

Not watched anything BBC have put out since.

>>37264465
>37 greats
>his 39th ancestor

Ok, so what about the other 549,755,813,887 other ancestors of yours from that time?
That's almost 550 billion by the way.

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When will the london mayor repeat his famous statment. To make sure we all know our place

>>37264498
I know those feels lad.
My mum did ours and turns out we were gypos.

>>37264504
Tories support no fap?
Tories are going to make robots into more confident people.

They got my vote.

>>37264504
So basically only degenerates and people who break the law?
How is this at all a bad thing?

>>37264492
>thinks pakis were living in Britain during the raid by Cesar

oooga booga

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Pay your liscense fee goy! Look at this diverse range of opinions discussing the latest terror attack!

>>37264532
The only person of interest was a mad lad who got chucked in the hold and kicked out of the navy for fighting his captain.

>>37264504
>tfw apparently it's the governments job to watch your kids, not you know, THE FUCKING PARENTS.
>tfw ISPs have parental controls on by default.

Laddies how do you cope with this heat? i dont handle hot weather well and its getting too much for me, and it wont dip below 19temperaturebongs all through the night tonight either, i need to migrate north

>>37264550
Can already make a drinking game from how many times they use the word extremist in a vague sense instead of admitting the guy was a muslim.

>>37264580
Make sure your curtains are closed with a gap to allow airflow from an open window and out somewhere else.
I've been pretty comfy in this heat tbqh.

>>37264591
you'll end up in hospital lad

>>37264591
An extreme what though?
An extreme fucking penguin?

Don't worry lad, it's only ONE bad egg.
Yeah, but so were the others. So now we have 6 bad eggs.
That's a whole box of bad eggs.

>>37264591
my favourite drinking game is having a sip of beer whenever they say "so-called Islamic State"

lights out for me halfway into a BBC news segment

>>37264550
>Tfw May steps down after next election and we get Amber Rudd replacing her

>>37264664
Actually seems like a good way to get to sleep does this.

lol back in the day we would share one wife among a group of 10-12

>>37264764
think you mean "we would share one wife (10-12) among a group"

>>37264550
Filthy Andy Burnham. He was the scumbag on BBC defending pakis and suggesting people were going to target them. That's his damn priorities after 20 white kids die.

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>>37260119
Lads it's too hot.
Might put some ice on my benis

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Tonight is a /britfeel/ watches question time edition.

The show is from 10.45pm until 11.45pm on BBC One.

Discussion will take place during and for one hour after the show.

After which time the thread will return to MAXIMUM comfy.

I look forward to this lads, don't let me down.

>>37264864
>>37264864
Shut up politics boy.

>>37264864
Is it being livestreamed anywhere?

>>37264815
nope. they could of been have the age 10-12, although i was only stating that they were shared among a group of 10-12 people.

>>37264891
the goddamn iplayer anon jesus christ

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone

>>37264905
don't have a tv, so don't have a tv license

>>37264919

Funny joke lad, Funny joke.

>>37264864
>Someone asks a question about muslims
>The rest of the shill crowd tut in disgust/condescension

lads how do I make a new /britfeel/ thread if I don't have a different OP image?

Do I have to add to the existing OP image to make a new thread? Anybody got any spare OP images.

pls help a bro out.

>>37264864
No m8. We will keep uncomfy as long as it damn well takes.

>>37264952
Why the fuck don't you have a folder full of them?

As representative for all of /britfeel/ I hereby ban you from making threads

>>37264952
Save the current image. Resize it by 1 whole pixel. Save it and use that.

Or just let someone better make a thread.

>>37264952

Fuck me. 4chan used to be the bastion of OC and now people can't resize an image.

>>37264952
Just use the current OP image lad
There's a nighttime image as well, but I don't have it
But wait until the thread hits bump limit first at 500 replies
t. OP

>>37264975
I don't get into the habit of saving pictures of this degenerate site you fucking autist.

Are magic mushrooms worse than weed?

>>37265043
Then why are you so keen to make the next thread?

>>37265063
magic mushrooms are the safest drug ever

>>37265068
I'm not I've just always wondered how people do it. gawd anon. gawd.

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lads is there a reason not to delete all anime pics from my hdd?

>>37265103
You will instantly regret it

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Even terrorists like to get /comfy/