HELP RED ALERT

Now where oh where could my p i p e be???

Nothing. She is cute though.

High five op

I actually got a good laugh out of this

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My screams wont be heard

>>37044888
You are a good among men OP, you did nothing wrong.

>>37044888
i dont think i've seen anyone fuck up a conversation this badly in a long time, the worst part is your name and identity are tied to it
if in doubt just keep sending sexy garfield until she calls the police

>>37044888
why did you assume she was a non believer, did she insult Garfield in some way?

Op are you this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PExKw38rntw

Because its amazing and you're amazing okay

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Op here i some how saved it

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Im sweating buckets idk if i made the right move

Ah the auld "I got teh dr00gs" card.

Op did his homework

>>37045414
Send the dic-pic, that's the only way.

>>37045197
>4-8 hits of acid
what kind of shitty research chems are you ingesting my dude?

>>37045414
you're trying too hard. stop with the emojis and double texts

>>37045414
Send more garfelts anon that's obviously what's got her puss going

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Am i getting closer?

>>37045751

In the buddy zone

>>37045751
tell her that you're only willing to continue speaking with her if she will rub your belly

something that advances it into that direction, but is too silly (xd) for her to get offended at

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Mondays, amirite?

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Were just sending shit like this now

>>37044888
Dude, dont open with that shit. Ease into it, gauge whether theyre into it.

>>37045828
she makes jokes about alcohol, disgusting, red flag, enjoy your whore

>>37045807
Truly a master of the normie arts

>>37045414
If you're sending a paragraph youre trying to hard

>>37045881
This very much. Keep it cool and seem almost uninterested

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This is the last one. Ill post chapter 2 in a new thread.

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Op here
Pic related its me. What are my chances of getting with this grill?

>>37046016
You're not unattractive but you need to work out. Build your body up a little

>>37046016
Either grow a beard or shave that shit OP. Nothing worse than an incomplete beard or those shitty chin straps

>>37045881
This, it never really hit me till a girl I wasnt interested in started sending me paragraphs. Chats are meant light and easy reading, adding long walls of texts is annoying to sift through.

>>37045414
God this fucking afflicts me. This brings me physical pain. OP you cringey retard

>>37046016
you look like an anime character desu

>>37046016
Hahaha fucking zero. You look like a twerp, no woman would choose you.

>>37046016
You look like a less built version of me with more hair

So I'm basing my self-confidence on replies to this picture

>>37045414
Wow I can feel the awkwardness in your reply.

>>37046016
get a chad haircut and lift. you have potential dude.

>>37046176
Okay retard

>>37045414
Thirsty as hell holy shit

>>37046171
Same here.

>>37045751
mfw op you are getting more and more awkward. It hurts to read your texts.

>>37045938
stop cursing

>>37046016
you are qt but your texting is really awful

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>sending dumb garfielf memes as your conversation opening

This is fucking autistic even for /r9k/ standards.

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>>37045197
>>37045414
>>37045751
>>37045938
jesus christ ever tried not talking like a fuckboy for once?
>>37046016
pic related

>>37046406
Jimmy neutron has really let himself go

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>>37046016
Lose the retarded moodring and bulky G-shock wristwatch for something sleeker/analog. Glasses are okay but experiment with contacts, only some women like glasses. Lose the pedo scruff and take advantage of your naturally strong jawline. Get a haircut something like pic related and as always, bulk up so you can fill out that T-shirt.

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Op here, i followed your advice and shaved

>>37046507
Pic without glasses

>>37046507
You're not getting any girl looking like that you dingus

>>37046507
you messed up listening to that shitty advice
regrow your beard

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Without glasses. I can look a lot better than this but fuck me today i guess

>>37046507
i think u lack some forehead for ur face
but that might just be the raised eyebrows

>>37046507
>>37046612
OP looks better without that carpet covering his face, solid 7/10 now

>>37046507
get a decent haircut, you seriously look like the numale posted above. go to /fa/ and browse a hair thread before you continue.

>>37046507
You look 10x better instantly

>>37046676
You look like you're gonna invite her over to your house to meet your mom and watch you play league of legends for your first date

>>37046681
>get a decent haircut
>>37046681
>OP looks better without that carpet covering his face

stop giving him shitty advices that will downgrade his looks
the first pic was the best
op you are good looking, don't change
you just need to train your texting skills
they are really, really shitty

Dont know what kind of hair cut to get. Im retarded help

>>37046788
Fuck off, the chin strap made him look untidy, this new clean look is much better

>>37046676
>takes pictures for anonymous strangers like a bitch, trying to find the best composition and angle.

I don't really know you but I'm going to go out on a limb and hazard that its your attitude not the raw attractiveness of your features that's holding you back.

>>37046787
*counter strike i only play real games :^)

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>>37046795
try something like that, it usually looks cool and apparently girls like that. The only thing is that you'll need to take care of your hair more than you do nowadays, but that's the price one pay for looking cool

>>37046676
looking good now OP, bumped yourself a good 2 points

>>37046795
read the /fa/ sticky

most important part is to bring a pic of reference to show the hair stylist exactly how you want

>>37045414

"he heard a rumor and left"

Aka "I was/am a drug using slutwhore who was the town bicycle at raves, and he discovered all this and left while he still could"

Enjoy your low chances at being sloppy seconds before being dumped in the friendzone you desperate bitch.

At least try to get anal out of her.

>>37044888
She is mocking you by not responding assert your dominance.

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I'm gonna go to a hair stylist now. Be back in a bit. if the thread 404's ill make a new one.

Dammit, OP. It started funny and I thought you were a cool guy, but you fucked it up.

>>37046016
not as good as your chances of getting that faggoty ring stuck in your boyfriend's anus

>>37045414
this isn't too bad, and the Garfield thing was funny. you'll probably be fine

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>>37044888
>>37045751
>>37045414
>>37045197

10/10

100/100
le orignale 100% comment ssir