/britfeel/ saturday evening with the lads edition

Watching Ding and our Chinese overlords

hopefully Brexit gives us closer ties desu

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Weishenme ni zheme shangxin?

Just had an argument with my whole family

Brother called me a waster
Sister again said I'm not a man or a boy, she doesn't know what I am
I was angry at my parents arguing so called my dad a paki monkey and told my mother to show her husband more respect

>>36645038
You buy like 4 watches?

>>36645085
Watching my brother and sister play Minecraft on the PS4

>>36645085

Curry with brother and father. That's about as comfy as it gets when going outside.

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On tonights episode of Cracker; a confident and attractive woman meets a young autist and they go on a killing spree. It's like a gritty version of NHK.

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>>36645085
drinking alone. watching the sunset. you?

>>36645125
>curry
Fuck off, paki

>>36645113
>>36645108
This meme is extremely disappointing and I'm disappointed by it's posters.

>>36645122
>You buy like 4 watches?

2

>>36645152
Snooker is not a fucking meme you plebian

go masturbate to anime

>day three of operation 'sort myself out'
Worked out, washed my face AND showered 3 days in a row. Might reward myself with a kebab lads.

>>36645152
fuck off its breddy gud

I know what's missing from the OP image btw... WHIMSY.
The pigeon/creme eggs are a good start, but it'd be funnier if the pigeon had a nest of them, for example.
everything is too gritty and realistic to elicit laughter. it must needs be more absurdist

why do you even care what people post about it? just make op image however you like and fuck em if they dont like it. not like there's any alternatives lol

Told my brother to get off the PS4 and he threatened that I wouldn't be able to play on the PS4 with the games I recently bought

>>36645226
Serves you right batty boy.

>>36645226
should spank his ass lad. you shouldent let him get away with that shit.

>>36645148
Weak bait but I'll reply just to say that I got mistaken for a paki. By a paki.

It was dark and I had a pretty impressive beard at the time.

Any advice on how to speak to this tranny at work?

Doesn't have many friends

>>36645258
Anyone who eats curry is a paki

Not bait

>>36645251
I'm too weak post-HRT

>>36645285
ohmigooood SHUT UUUUP

>>36645285
>I'm too weak post-HRT

cant you become one of them hench women?

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>>36645085
>Its march again
yay I haven't wasted half the year
moved my car up the street cause my neighbour wasn't blocking my drive, person two doors down was sat watching me with her fat arse on the window judging me so I slammed the brakes and smashed my horn for about 10seconds till she left. who /absolutelyinsane/ here.

I try leave the house and all you get is normies judging you endlessly. Sometimes I wonder why i'm bothering to try reintegrate back into society

Bought a new frying pan today lads. Cost me 12.50 from Tesco.

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>He goes afk...

I h-hope hes cooking something nice for himself

Important question about British culture.

Let's settle this once and for all

http://www.strawpoll.me/12857781
http://www.strawpoll.me/12857781
http://www.strawpoll.me/12857781
http://www.strawpoll.me/12857781
http://www.strawpoll.me/12857781

>>36645336

>no option for both

>>36645336
don't use either irl but I use "Man" a lot online and "Lad" exclusively here

>>36645113

Dan shi, Wo bu shangxin

Smile guys, it might never happen

O ki te

Okite!

Let's wake up!

giuz. there aas ah ole in my heart from not long a playing viedeoga mes and it hurt s.. how cna if ill the voie? *void?

>>36645402
chotto nemui desoo

>>36645406
put that mobile in the bin and invest in a high spec gaming laptop

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>in Tesco
>see a really, really cute girl
>start to follow her around
>try to think of something smart to say
>I am not a guy who does this sort of thing but she is so fucking beautiful
>after a while she is down the aisle
>one of the signs above the aisle is 'Chinese' as in there is Chinese food and cooking sauces
>quickly get an idea in my mind
>walk over to her
>'YOU DON'T LOOK CHINESE'
>she turns and says 'what?'
>get really nervous and paralysed
>'oh aaaaaaaaa I was talking to the soy sauce it looks Japanese aaaa'
>red faced, take 3 soy sauces and leave

want a gf lads

>>36645402
>morning tv

I see you too are a man of culture

>>36645449
there's no way you thought up that witty save on the spot like that

>>36645449
fucking lol mate. should've offered to cook her alive with your special sauce.

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>giant robot in America
>no friends
>family hates me
>decide I need a change in life
>move to liverpool
>spend entire first month trying to make friends
>everyone treats me like shit
>every time I try to talk to someone they catch onto my accent and just start shit talking about trump and americans being stupid
>got mugged on my way home yesterday
I'm going to end it all soon

>>36645449
Are you Chinese?

Was she?

>>36645468
It was shit

>>36645503
That's what you get for living in Liverpool

Should I get a chinkies?

Pros: Haochi

Cons: I've been good on my diet so far and lost a stone

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>>36645503

>move to liverpool

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Real talk lads would you fight for Gibraltar?

>>36645085
Reading manga and listening In Rainbows.

>>36645535

No, I would gift it to Portugal.

>>36645535
No but I would go to war for Magaluf
Spanish pricks there have got too much of it, walking around like they fucking own the place

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>>36645517
>>36645534
I didn't know much about the U.K. before coming and when I asked around on /int/ everyone said I should move there. I just wanted cheeky British friends that I could go and drink with at the bar but instead I've got people shit talking me and pakis eyeing me whenever I walk down the bad streets.

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>>36645535
We are the only Western country that constantly has to defend its sovereign territory. Why is that?

The US supported the IRA, and pressured us into signing the GFA. Germany seeks to legitimise Spain's claim on Gibraltar, which it will do with no criticism from the US. Immediately after Argentina invaded us, the US tried to arrange an offer of appeasement. They acted against us in Suez and undermined our military power.

The 'special relationship' is America's way of limiting our power, so they can remain the power hegemony of the world. The special relationship is a farce. Anyone that thinks it is genuine is not only stupid, but a threat to our future as a nation.

We can fight Argentina, but they aren't our true enemy.

>>36645589
You got memed lad. Move to Birmingham

>>36645595
>Opium wars
>major conflict

>>36645589
>I've got people shit talking me
Might just be banter lad.

>>36645589
wtf kind of plan is that.
how bout a job or some shit?
liverpool? holy fugg you are a dumb shit

come to london and i'll put you up lad.
i promise i wont harvest your organs

>>36645618
nah not from scousers

>>36645589
One needs to learn to speak English no one likes a yank these days
Nothing personal mate

>>36645595
wow. please explain more if poss?

>>36645639
>>>36645595
>wow. please explain more if poss?

ignore the lame /pol/ bate

>>36645330
I like ceramic - easy clean up with a splash of water and a steel thing.

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Wo shi hen kaixin

>>36645589
right lad. might as well say it now.
NO ONE FUCKING BELIEVES YOU.
No one is stupid enough to move to another country, to Liverpool, of all places, just to have "cheeky british briends" holy fugg how did you think that sounds even remotely realistic?

If you are serious, post pics proving you are in ingylan, and give dates of your supposed move, and proof of your supposed American nationality

>>36645681
Lesbian Chinese Billionaires is my new band name

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>>36645639
There's nothing more for me to say. Research the conflict we have had on our sovereign territory, and how the US was involved in all of them. We have been financially indebted to them for decades. They threatened us with violence in Suez. We have been crippled by our supposed ally for decades.

They were the ones that sparked the idea of a European Union and they are the ones that propagate it. There is a reason none of the European countries spend any money on their own defence, because the US is the dominant military power in Europe thanks to the EU. To a lesser extent, they are also the major economic power in the EU.

Wake up from this fake reality and search for the truth

>>36645704
>fucking liverpool

CREASING BLAD

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*blocks your path*
what poo?

>>36645725
thanks for that... i think that should be enough

>>36645192
>everything is too gritty and realistic to elicit laughter. it must needs be more absurdist
it's not meant to be funny, it's meant to convey the most british of feels, and it achieves that perfectly

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>>36645637
Bollocks - they're eternally optimistic and they actually do have a sense of humour.

Maybe no one likes you these days chief...

>>36645752
It's alright, Sexy Kev could take him any day.

>>36645756
thats fucking bullshit and you know it.
you're setting up the thread for fail and you are complicit you nonce

>>36645734
Currently working in Widnes - full of scouse twats. It's a fucking shit hole - scousers are the Pakis of Britain. That fucking accent as well.

>>36645784
>MAKE IT MORE RANDOM XD
go back to 2006 /b/ you bender

>>36645756
no wonder every thread is fucking shite

do you really expect people to come in with dank oc with that level of effort ffs?

OP image is the standard for every poster

>>36645809
>RANDOM
what is creativity

>>36645809
I say we need more anti paki stuff

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>>36645704
I have a lot of money from working a nice career so I moved over and figured I could find work. Americans can come Visa free for like half a year. I haven't taken any photos of outside yet but here's my passport. I moved here about 2 months ago so If I don't find a job and make friends soon I have to leave.

>>36645791
mate. post pics so we can laugh at you. tell us bout your job.

>Liverpool

Fucking KEK

I think I was in that actual thread and warned you against it!

>>36645840
STFU and get banned or something ffs

>>36645840
I don't think it's possible to tell you to fuck off any more than we do

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>>36645595
>>36645725
So basically we should stop riding on the coattails of the yanks?
I wonder who said that?

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Going to iceland to get toilet paper and ice cream lads, you guys need anything?

when are we going to get more pics Monica? xx

>>36645849
come to London bro. I'll put you up. Have you got savings?

>>>/tv/82188416
>>>/tv/82188416
>>>/tv/82188416

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuEJWmxWkKw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWtdOywhrlQ

Remember these lads?

>>36645882
HOLY SHIT ITS COMING THIS WAY- oh no, it's not

>>36645503
>>got mugged on my way home yesterday

Sounds like Liverpool alright

>>36645768
chill mate I dont really have anything agaisnt yanks the accent just goes through me
I agree they can be funny they are just people
Most the ones I bump into are privileged students real top tier Chad scum
A phd one really upset a friend of mine in a pub a few months ago and hadnt a clue they had done so uncouth swine really an arrogant brat

>>36645890
>...savings?
>...organs?

>>36645886
maybe this Tuesday since I have a camera and a day off work now

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>>36645853
>mate. post pics so we can laugh at you. tell us bout your job

I took this picture yesterday as I was undertaking my quality assurance (QA) check.

If you want more I'm happy to oblige.

#working the construction life
#i'm the boss

>>36645589
no offense but americans don't often fit in europe. still that's no excuse for people treating you like shit for ur accent.

>>36645946
are you for real mate? I can rent a room to you for cheapish and I won't bully you.

>>36645943
Okay m8, apologies if I over reacted.
Can't stand the stereotypes senpai.

:)

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>>36645901
Reboot was class but Max Steel was just gay Action Man.

Warning: Incoming game

>>36645946
he's gonna wake up with 2 burly guys and a backstreet surgeon standing over him

>>36645513
No, she was white middle eastern looking

>>36645960
sounds like what you need is some fucking self-respect.

brits don't want no two-faced. they respect honesty and grit and cunning and wiles and all that shit... be a cheeky cunt m8.
don't be fat-arse sad sack

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>>36646018
>white
>middle eastern looking

actually managed a few keks out of britfeel today... still fucking abysmal though

Changed to a fountain pen and my handwriting is a lot better lads.

Why don't more people use a fountain pen?

feeling bare nostalgic from that reboot post... makes me feel weird like the time mummy and daddy made me and my brother touch willies

I don't know why, but I'm gonna drink heavily now

>>36646094

> messy as shit
> leaks
> unreliable
> dries out
> can only write on a surface below the pen

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I'm from Liverpool. We aren't all bad. Stop bulllying meeee

feel rotten
all I want to do is sleep

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>>36645982
;)

American guy should move to one of the more chilled out cities

Bristol
Edinburgh
Nottingham
Sheffield

Meet people on whatever scene he is into most brits are just going to hate him the moment he opens his mouth Brits dont like talking to strangers
I get enough when I travel and I have a bland East Midlands accent that few can pin down

BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOOOOD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

>>36646094
i'm left handed and when I was made to use one I would just smear across my words

>>36646129
t. chavvy mc chaverson

How many cunts have you glassed this week over a pack of fags?

>>36646121
> messy as shit
Not really
> leaks
Not really
> unreliable
> dries out
So does a Biro
> can only write on a surface below the pen
Why would you ever need to do anything else?

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>>36646169
Jokes on you i haven't left my house in months

>>36646175
>leaks
yeah they do, if it experiences a difference in pressure. I had a few leak in my pocket :( >:(
>unreliable
>dries out
Not really like a biro. A biro always creates even lines with little deviation = neat.
Fountain pens dry out if ink gets clogged in the nib. PITFA
>write... below the pen
you obviously have never used a pen apart from writing documents if you never needed to write on a lateral surface, or upside down.

oh
> fountain pen can destroy and weaken paper, easy to damage a sheet through ink or the sharpness of the nib

People say to me 'Moni'. I say 'Huh, who said that?' They say 'How do I make it to White Heaven?' Well, start by askin' yourself 'How is my relationship with the white man?' Do you celebrate the white man's goodness every day? Do you stop and thank the white man for the food you eat and the clothes you wear? Huh? Well, if you don't, you goin' to Hell. Now, I want everybody who isn't white to turn to a white person and say 'Thank you'.

Now, I want everybody to find the nearest paki and lay hands on him. But first, make sure your hand is balled up in a fist so you can beat the brown outta his soul. God smiles when you hate pakiness so you beat that monkey in the name of the Almighty! Hallelujah!

>>36646258
damn you are stupid.
bitch better worship Jesus nah wah am sayen?

>>36646250
>even lines with little deviation = neat.

Biros write like chicken scratch it's impossible to write neat with a biro

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>>36646283
that... is the dumbest thing I have ever read... what is wrong with people?

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>>36646258
Its the truckolator for you

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I'm on lesson 17 lads: How to ask a girl her phone number in chinese.

>>36646301
it aint pretty, but it works consistently and reliably.

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>there are people who haven't watched the boondocks and can't recognise uncle ruckus on sight
smdh tbqhwy lads

Yanks and Yuropoors don't fit in here

>>36646330
if you can't even do it in your own language, what hope do you have of doing it in chinese?

I'm going to water board myself

every man should have a good suit, a good watch and a good pen.

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>>36646335
okay, yeah, that makes much more sense.

>>36646363
savage lad, absolutely savage

Alright, I'll just come out and fuckin' say it mates because I can't take it anymore. I'm a paki and I live in the UK!
>get out of here you prick! Go back to pakiland!
Fuck you! I have lived here longer than most of you! Fuck your mother! I may not have british blood coursing through my veins hut I have your culture! And I've mixed it with my own pakistani culture which makes it even more superior! You cunts talk a big game on here about pakis but if I ever saw you out in the streets and you tried runnin your mouth I'd wallop the mess outta ya!
>pakis are criminals!
>pakis smell like shit!
>pakis are ugly!
Try and say it in the streets and see what happens yeah mate? I'll kick your teeth in so hard you won't be able to eat for a month. I'm sick of you white cunts actin' like you OWN Britain. Whether you like it or not, the U.K. is for EVERYONE and not just spoiled white cunts like yourselves.

>>36646363
See the trick there is, instead of being thought of as autistic you just get thought of as ignorant

>>36646335
>Things pakis fear
Dogs
Bacon
Mini skirts
A job

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>>36645849
>Not having dual nationality

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>>36646363
I'm hoping the language barrier will help my confidence.

I would bash the lot of you in a fight britfeel

>>36646394
Is the black one for the islamic state? cause if so I got two as well.

>>36646383
it's literally some black dudes race-baiting.
chill bruh.
t. indian

>>36646418
u tot m8 meet me by big ben in 20 minutes

>>36646394
I should really apply for an Irish passport. But I'm too lazy

>>36645770
I hope sexy kev has a good match tonight.

yanks out reeeeeeeeee

>>36646330

"Nide dianhua haoma shi shenme?"

Is that it? I get a gut feeling I'm wrong

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Any you lads have a thing for Hexadecimal back in the day?

Maybe this is where my femdom fetish comes from.

>>36646499
>I get a gut feeling I'm wrong
Probably because you are

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Now lets bathe in this nice comfy English stream
A beautiful Moorland scene

>>36646464
Bear in mind (((they))) don't want you traveling on a different passport than your residence - if you live in the States you can't travel to Europe on an EU passport, US only.

You go on a US and you return on a US.

Awwwert legs went numb and I tried to stand up then by foot bent to the left hoggggggggggffgg

Came back from my iceland trip, turns out the shitters close at 7pm on a Saturday, I really should've googled it, used to them being open till 8pm. Oi vey, guess I'm gunna have to use my shower head to wipe my ass tonight lads

>>36646499
nide dianhua haoma shi

>>36646511
>"Nide dianhua haoma shi shenme?"

Not far off

"Nide dianhua haoma shi duoshao?"

>>36646548
I woke up the other day and my legs didn't work, everything else was fine but I couldn't move them, I thought I could just move them with my arms and stand up. I did that and fell flat on my face, smacked my head against my chair. Took about 20 minutes for them to come back, was a real nightmare scenario for a while.

Aertttt now Im leaning against a wall the bloods back but I have pins and needs this is horrible the slightest movement makes me laugh scream

Personally I quite like yanks. Not in britfeel obviously but in general they're good people.

I've only bloody gone and got functional legs again ha haaaaah feels goodman
>>36646578
Maybe all our sitting down is turning us slowly paralysed

>>36646570
>>36646499
You don't need to add shenme (what) or duoshao (how much??)

It's just Nide dianhua haoma shi

Your phone number is?

>>36646618
>Maybe all our sitting down is turning us slowly paralysed

I only hope so, then I can get some disability money and a sexy nurse to wipe my ass for me.

>>36646598
They get a lot of stick but yanks are alright. Was on holiday over there last year and most of them were nice.

>>36646642
Everytime I visit there I get laid, thinks its my accent if I'm honest with you lad

>>36646629
britfeel - chinese grammar and dating

>>36646598
Yep they are.
It is in the media's interest to promote conflict & differences (civil discourse is no good for click bait).
Generally, they are similar in all but one thing - sense of humour (honourable exceptions mind).

>>36646642
Yeah when I was over there even the gut nuts I met were good lads. Being British helps obviously.

>>36646578
>>36646548
know the feels guys
been having legs cramps for the last year often wake up in pain

>>36646658
Last time I went I got four times the amount of Tinder matches then I do back home and got off with a qt Brazilian girl. They love the British.

Gaming on a budget here lads.

Just bought a rx 460 2gb for 65 quid. Getting 60fps in errything. So feels like a good purchase, might end up getting a freesync monitor soon so I can enjoy the glory of amd a bit more.

>>36646710
is that code/slang for drugs?

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Zhongwen dianhua: To make a telephone call

Zhongwen: Speak

Dian: Electric

Hua: Words

Speak Electric Words

what you lads up to tonight?
>gonna drink a big bottle of corona
>play dreamcast
>watch seminal early 00's show city guys on youtube

>>36646767
>Speak Electric Words
new band name

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>>36646775
Kebab and cracker

>>36645979
How cheap is cheapish? Not him but I'm in a similar situation.

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>>36646710
Stop playing PC games

>>36646758
yes and you ruined it, I was selling weed it was really good weed too

britfeel - chinese for autistic virgins

>>36646792
its a tiny room, big enough for a bed. I guess it'd be a couple hundred a month?

>>36646800
gee thanks mister!

*runs along*

>>36646812

I'm neither autistic nor a virgin

>>36646775
Drink beer, listen to music and play games (mostly Mario Kart 8)

Finally had a go of my cheesecake. Was way too tangy. Don't know where I went wrong, followed the recipe exactly

>>36646775
chinese lessons and drinking some beer

>>36646850
well someone is.

Anyone else love getting some sausage meat, muffins and egg and making homemade mcmuffins?

>>36646775
>stare past the world
>get a bath while staring at the wall
>lie in bed crying and staring at my ceiling
>sleep

>>36646775
Gonna smoke weed, watch some Nathan For You and play Purseowner

>>36646874
sausage meat all day erry day

>>36646775

Finish off the gardening, and tidying up the living room

>>36646856
This is a hao way to spend a wan

>>36646789
thinking of getting into 90s tv shoes, jonathon creek, lovejoy, keeping up appearances etc

>>36646775
>finish my can of lager
>try to eat something solid so I dont shit myself
>pass out
>try to get up and go to worship/service

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>>36646899
okay but why?
modern stuff is much better

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>over 30 posters in this thread so far
>all the potential penises you could be sucking and making them feel good

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>>36646153
I thought this was the best version I've ever seen. but it's edited to shit and can be annoying

Good post doe

>>36646933
calm down ebina lad, wait your turn

>>36646899
Jonathan Creek is TV kino

>>36646899
Bit of an niche pursuit lad but fair enough
Sure you don't want to try modern shoes like yeezeys?

>>36646933
Ha was just thinking should I go to seedy gay bar on way home
My face needs moisturising m8

Going into town to get pissed anyway

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>tfw got out of bed at 7:30pm

black books? modern toss?
good times

>>36646812
That's really quite decent, what part of London?

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>>36646969
>69 69

I'm just a shut in, never even been to a bar nevermind a gay one

>>36646990
W E S T S I D E B E S T S I D E

what's your sitch?

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>>36646874
>Anyone else love getting some sausage meat

>>36646933
i need to feed u my seed

pls be

south west

>>36646996
come on lad, you're a handsome chap.
i'll suck you off, don't worry.

>>36646969
no need mate, come round.
i'll suck you off.

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>>36646996
gay bar I am thinking off is horrible seedy easy to pick up
especially if you want a STD
relaxed place though

ha I have dark hair are you going to help me wash

>torrents now struggling at 10kb/s
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
WHAT IS HAPPENING

>>36647052
i'd rather do the sucking than be the suckee but thanks for the offer

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>i miss you pikaboo

>>36647075
see
>>36647037
pls

ravioli

Can someone suck me off?

>>36647108
stop i was asking first you prick

>>36647108
NO ABSOLUTELY NOT U DIRTY CUNT

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>>36647108
where you at lad?
inb4 dick in a different postcode to the rest of you

>>36647101
i didn't answer cause I'm no where near the south west sorry

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>>36647128
itll never be my time to get the succ

>>36647010
Niiice. Just don't let your mum put your yellow top in the wash with your brother's blue football socks.

I'm in Birmingham atm but everyone I know has gradually moved away so I'm looking get out of here soon. Hit me up on [email protected] if you're serious about this homie?

>>36646930
comfy lad

>>36646968
nah fuccbio shoes lad i like me classic runners

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>>36647138
>it'll never be my time to give the succ

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>>36647143
I used to work in Sparkbrook - Golden Hillock Rd.

Good lads, Villa fans.

16th May is when we'll get some form of Government disclosure confirming Ayy Lmaos.

Thought I'd let you guys know, bye.

Also would be a good idea to place 8 quid bet on paddy power about it, 8 quid is the max currently.

I wanna see you lads get a little bit richer.

<3

>>36647143
yeah, serious-ish. don't actually want strangers living in my house, y'know.

>>36647206


where'd you hear this? /x/?

>>36647206
Why would they disclose it now?

>>36647240
No.

I work for a super secret nintendo corporation.

The date may be off by a few days, but last I heard was May 16th.

They want to release some documents with some interesting radar anomalies, could be more though. Last I heard it was the radar files, anything above that could also happen but that's "above my paygrade" as it were.

It's gunna be great.

>>36647220
Yeah there would have to be a vetting process from both sides for sure, but workable eventually if you're serious enough. Just hit me up if you do want to potentially consider it at some point mate, I was looking at London and that rent is really decent from my point of view.

>>36647304
The escalation of non-government agencies venturing into space. They're worried they'll be caught with their pants down, when more and more companies start sending satelittes or whatever out there they're gunna see structures on the moon and all sorts.

I was at a club last night and danced with a girl and kissed her.

>>36647376
The club
Inside my
Dreams

>>36647363
Who decided this? Trump?

>>36647316
go back to the hole in which you came from

>>36647391
No, it was always planned for the pieces to come out this year.

If you remember Hilary was talking about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBEJjy_s_ZM

Trump was not planned, but it's fine.

I'm not exactly sure how much information is coming out this year but I know they're planning to release some files concering the radar anomalies next month.

>>36647401
I'm just trying to get my lads a bit richer.

>>36647325
sent you a mail.

anyone else read op topic and thought of this song?:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3CWkayic5Y

Lol who remembers the spice epidemic? Any funny stories? :')

Why is someone pretending to be me?

Probably a Paki or short male.

Is the new Guardians of the Galaxy any good

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>>36647487
I have a meme and 4-5 years thrown down the toilet like but oh well

still fucking hung over

>>36647528
>Is the new Guardians of the Galaxy any good
No

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>>36647391
Just gunna say I'm making this trip to answer your questions at the end of next month.

There's a lot more to tell you but now isn't the time, I feel once the information comes out that'll be the validation of proof you'll need.

When it does come out I'll do my best to answer some questions.

Anyway that's it lads.

Place your bets.

Britfeel - Ayyliens

>>36647528
>Is the new Guardians of the Galaxy any good
Nope

>>36647594
fuck on outta here.
gb2 /x/ or fuck off to pol or int or b or some shit. gowan nao, fuck orf. no one cares about your disclosure.
THIS IS BRITFEEL. NOT AYYLIENS LMAO

>>36647594
why haven't you fucked off yet? jfc

>>36647594
GTFO THIS IS FOR BRITISH FEELS NOT EXTRA TERRESTRIAL FEELS

>>36647594
Holy shit! you'll answer our questions?
Here's one: why don't you fuck off?

/kevfeel/

>>36647594
> I feel once the information comes out that'll be the validation of proof you'll need.

so why are you posting here you fucking thread-botherer?

Recommend me a good film lads.

>>36647793
Guardians of the Galaxy 2.

Original robot approved comment

>>36647664
>>36647707
>>36647743
>>36647762
>>36647791

Feel like hanging around to trigger you lads some more.

I'm your own personal MIB who was trying to get you all a bit richer.

I'm gunna post with this ID for a while now.

>>36647770
Almost lad
KeV feels

housemate keeps making noise lads

>>36647793
>coherence
>triangle
>the void

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>>36647825
even though no one cares

>>36647828
I don't fault him for not giving me a blessing.
The man has a match tonight.
He deserves to keep his power at max.

>>36647594
i cant express to you how little all of us accept any of your premises. its genuine fantasy to us.

winnie the pooh isnt being revealed as real at the end of the month, either

>>36647850
A few people expresed some interest, I believe the payout is about 450quid too.

>>36647859
Winnie the Pooh was an ET, I have the documents.

>>36647853
honestly, you deserve to get yer fooken head bashed in

>>36647895
DOWN WITH YOU
BY THE POWER OF KEV

>>36647889
EVERYONE FREE MONEY QUICKLY HURRY THIS WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING ONCE THE ALIENS COME TO BRITAIN TO CONGRATULATE US ON WINNING THE MECCA BINGO

Ffs at least the lad who had 'ghosts' in his house was entertaining.

>>36647902
NO! DOWN WITH THE ALIENS! INTO OUR PLANET OFC! LOL

Ringo starrs haunting me haha lads

>>36647913
Oi vey lad.

>>36647956
I could say the same to you desu

>>36647972
Well I'll give you a month.

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>>36647939
ringle

>>36647989
I'll give you negative 5 minutes to get the fuck out of this thread.

>>36647999
Oh man, I'm still here. What's your plan?

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>>36646775
Reading Berserk and talking about it on /a/
Drinking tea
Listening to Slowdive

>>36648006
i'm leaving i guess.. sort out the fucking shiptoasters wouldja?

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why is every day such a slow painful struggle just to reach the end of it

>>36648068
Now you make me feel bad, stay and I'll leave lad. Just trying to make you all a bit richer. Just got my feathers all ruffled.

Enjoy the rest of your evening bud.

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>>36645085

What do you think he liked to do in his spare time?

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>>36648086
Just do it now if it's so painful lad

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>tfw no cool alt 90's gf to go on a killing spree with

>>36648029
>slowdive
nice lad
I enjoy souvlaki
believe there's a new album out soon

>>36648107
Crosswords and quiz shows. Probably liked keeping his mind sharp.

>>36645535
Yes, its a matter of principle. You've got to throw an elbow now and again or others will get cheeky (if they haven't already desu).

DESU we should be grateful of the excuse to get a bit more "active", its overdue.

>>36648107

>Full time job
World's most prolific serial killer

>Weekend hobby
Restoring the Rochdale canal, so that a decade later, 'the pusher' could become a serial killer himself

The man was truly superhuman

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>>36648133
>believe there's a new album out soon
Yeah, next week, the first two singles were certainly promising

>>36647895
That's quite upsetting. Why would you say such a mean thing like that. We all just want to be comfy here.

>>36648107
Force memes on /britfeel/

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Kev seriously let Ding down today

>>36648172
are you by any chance the lad who was listening to spiderland the other night?

>>36648218
Did he? Or did Kev lead the Chinese into a false sense of blessing so we Brits continue to be good at one single sport?

>>36647206
I'm on paddy power, can't see out about it?

>>36648235
Nope, I'm an Irishfag who posts here maybe once every month.

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The absolute state of yanks

>>36648395
>>36648395

>>36648115
i really want to but theres something i agreed to do, i plan to as soon as thats over though

>>36648432
Bloody jealous yanks

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Now let me blow your miiiiiind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt88GMJmVk0

Yank tried to make a thread >>36648395

>>36648432
How blown the fuck out do you have to be to do this.

>>36648536
Op here, I think I have ancestors that came over on the mayflower or something so technically that makes me British

>>36648566
What's your favourite Greggs pastie?

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>>36648566
W E W

I always just shake my head in absolute disbelief when yanks say 'Oh my great great great great grandmother's hairdresser's cat came from Britain so I'm technically British lol'

I bloody hate everything about yanks

>>36648596
>Greggs
Paedo supporter alert

>>36648566
>muh i'm 1/36th irish and 1/64th cherokee

>>36648603
I'm not even a Yankees fan though I don't even watch baseball

>>36648566
Yeah bet you whore out that heritage on paddys day though

Anyone else watching the boxing? The Big Nig gonna KO that slav

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>made accidental eye contact with the girl next door again

This time I was laying on my stomach on the front room sofa looking out the window with my legs in the air.

>Look for severe childhood disturbances associated with violence. Our Poleaboo wasn't born a criminal, Anon. He was made one through years of systematic abuse. Amir hates his own identity, you see, and he thinks that makes him a transsexual. But his pathology is a thousand times more savage and more terrifying.

>>36648624
Is this bait? Tell me this is bait, please Lord. Yanks cannot be this stupid.

>>36648566
Do Americans have Freddos?

>>36648658
>This time I was laying on my stomach on the front room sofa looking out the window with my legs in the air.
why tho

>>36648596
>>36648664
Don't know what either of those are
>>36648662
My dads a Red Sox fan so I'm the opposite of a yankee. I even live in "New England" so I pretty much live in england

>>36648722
>I even live in "New England" so I pretty much live in england
kek he's got us there lads

>>36648645
Hope so lad, got a wee wager on AJ.

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It feels like my legs are going to give in and I'm really lightheaded too. Going to crawl into bed and hope I feel better for wageslavery tomorrow~

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>>36648658
>This time I was laying on my stomach on the front room sofa looking out the window with my legs in the air.

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>>36648695
I have an obsession with the sun and sky.

>>36648776
UFC can be good, but there's nothing quite like watching two 17 stone lads battering each other.

>>36648812
Chrono anon?
is that you

what are you guys drinking tonight?
cheap sambuca for me

>>36648812
That's a nice pic desu.

>>36648831

Peach squash

>>36648831
>sambuca
blimey lad that shit makes me gag. Dont think I've gone for that in ten years.

>>36648831
Carlsberg. Wouldn't call it good but I can drink loads of it and not be hungover in the morning

>>36648831
Tea because I'm not a poofter

>>36648827
Hi, yes its me again. The days are certainly getting long now aren't they, can't wait for the hot weather to start.

>>36648831
Went to the bargain booze on the way home and bought some pepsi max

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Mother refused to cook me dinner about an hour ago because apparently it was 'too late'. The filthy whore, doesn't she know she exists to be my servant? How dare she tell me it's 'too late'. If I ask for dinner you cook me dinner, bitch. Why are women so useless?

>>36645085
Stella, dexies, usual m8 tbqh

>>36648853
I've already had vodka and rum recently so I thought I'd try out some new stuff
>>36648866
what you mixing it with friend

>>36648865
They really are!
What's the latest the days will last ?

Like will it stay day until 8pm or 9 pm or something at some point?

>>36648831
Carling, cheap and cheerful I guess. I've been drinking the stuff for so long that it's like water to me, If I'm going big on the drinks a whole box can fly by without me really noticing

>>36648722
>Don't know what either of those are
You'll never truly understand why this thread exists then

>>36648884
Get that bitch back in line, its not right to starve your own flesh and blood for the sake of sitting down.

This weekend my mother has gone camping so my younger brother has been tasked with cooking my meals whenever I get hungry.

>>36648722
>Don't know what either of those are
This is why we have our thread lads, Britbongistan is too different from the rest of the world for yous to understand our feels

>>36648884
A wise move in this extraordinary situation would be to show how many memes you have stored on ur phone / pc, this will show that bitch who is boss, tendies will be in your room next to ur spit pot and piss bottle within 20 minutes.

>>36648865
But that means you get those little flies in your room somehow despite the fact you've got the door and windows shut. I'd take eternal winter if it meant I didn't have to deal with those things.

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>>36645085
I'll prove I'm British. Here's Led Zeppelin, Led Zeppelin II, Led Zeppelin III, and Led Zeppelin IV

>>36648919
Stella has had a weird taste last couple days, dunno if I've over done it but it's not tasting good, tenants super tastes quite nice atm

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>>36648812

I have an obsession with mass killers

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>>36648971
"Why doesn't like Led Zeppelin"

>>36648971
>he doesn't have Led Zeppelin V

>>36648987
Might just be an old batch, noticed budweiser tastes off sometimes.

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>>36648993
I have more desu

>>36648993
who is that grill plz?

>>36648971
I can prove I'm jamaican. I'll get out my reggae albums

>>36649006
Prob, it pains me tipping beer away tho, it had a burnt match taste about it, it's hard to describe but tasted bleeding awful desu

>>36649018
Semen demon from this ep of peep show
dailymotion com/video/x22f3ty_peep-show-s08e04-big-mad-andy-hd_shortfilms

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>>36649003
>>36649014
>>36649021
I even have Pink Floyd

>>36649067
>Pink Floyd
based lad. You can stay.

>>36649021
dont forget ur Jamaican cap with the stinky dreads attached old bean bag :-)

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>>36648910
It depends a bit on where you live in the country but generally we get around 16-17 hours of daylight on the longest day of the year which is the 21st of June.

Where I live that means a sunrise at 4:46am and a sunset at 9:39pm, but the sunlight lingers for a long time during the twilight phase for a few hours.

Last year I recall the sky beginning to get a light blue colour around 3am and It was like that around 11:30pm too, the darkest part of the night right now is around 1-1:30am.

Turns out I'm relatively closely related to Britney Spears

Her great grandmother and my great grandmother were cousins, making us 4th cousins

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>>36649014
>>36649067
>CD's

Jesus christ lad. Hock them.