>Have Oneitis >have literally no one else : father died,

Good luck!
Update pls

>>36544227
bump

let us know how it goes

>>36544227
Good luck, do not doubt yourself or create any self-fulfilling prophecies anon, you are great!

>>36544420
>>36544476

I see her in one hour, i'll make another thread to report back if this one died. Any advice welcome.

Good luck on your conquest

>>36544227
STOP
Get your life a little bit more together for her

Chill
Be self
Don't worry

Lucky
My oneitis doesn't give a shit about me

I thought having sex with her would change that but weirdly it didn't at all

>>36544227
She sounds sweet enough that she won't care that you're nervous. Good luck, we're rooting for you!

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>>36544559
I know that feel,
Feels bad man

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Godspeed anon! i can only wish my oneitis cared about me as much.

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>>36544559
I believe i've seen enough people like OP to predict his face if it were to happen

pic related

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>>36544559
Nod fun. I too lost chance on candy crush. It made me do feel kill me. Her nvr give me call agqin. FUCK YOU

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>>36544227
kys plis u doofus origanoo

before asking her to be your girlfriend, start with asking for a date.
that's all the advice i have really. we're proud of you for at least trying, no matter what happens.
good luck, robot.

>he has more hope than me

fuck you

tfw you realize she isn't that great anyways and then you move on to a different girl

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>tfw my oneitis in high school offered me to sit with her and her friends whenever i'd be alone during lunch
>tfw she would always remind me to bring my pencils everytime we had a class in a classroom far away from our lockers
>tfw she would always sit behind me during math class so she could whisper the answer to difficult equations to me incase the teacher were to ask any
>tfw she would ask me if i had gotten enough sleep every time i came to school with bags under my eyes
>tfw she was hundreds of leagues above me and still helped me through the most difficult time of my life
>tfw her smile while she'd do it

Fuck guys. The biggest mistake of my life was never having the balls to ask her out. I'll regret it till the day i die.

Im praying for you OP! dont end up like me!

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>be me
>talk with oneitis all the time
>finally tell her i like her
>she literally doesnt even want to be friends
Just kill me now, please

>>36544894
>asked oneitis out in high school
>just looked at me and said something like "you're kidding, right?"
it's not worth it

>>36544931
I know i would get rejected almost immediately, but knowing that there was the tiniest, miniscule chance that she'd say yes and that i blew it is enough to make me cry.

>>36544931
>said something like "you're kidding, right?"

desu if she says something like that she isn't that gr8 anyways

>>36544227
You can do it OP!
I got my kawaii oneitis and you can too.

You're gonna make it.
We're all gonna make it.

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OP here

This is it, she is walking up the stairs to my appartment as I tipe this. I plan to ask her at the very end, when I walk her home. It can be a few hours from now depending she feels in a talkative mood. I'll report back then. Thanks for the tips and support.

I'm really afraid for OP anons, I mean he said it, she's the complete opposite of him. Average case scenario she rejects him. These personalities don't go well together. The most horrible scenario is that she accepts out of pity and then gradually distance OP because she didn't really like him, thus also destroying the friendship...

Maybe she will give it a try and you two will get along, or you'll break up both understanding that it will not work, preserving the friendship

Well... i hope it works out for you OP, good luck

>>36545104
that's not exactly what she said, she was at least nice about it but that was what she meant

>>36545265
you'll puss out
we've all been through this
only a handfull of us have actually done it
still, i wish you luck
do it, she seems nice enough, worst case scenario she rejects you and moves on.

>>36545321
if he dies of pain killer we wont know what happens to him. Retard op should of just took some adderal

i hope for ops sake he is atleast rich so he has a chance.

>>36545321

I'm putting my gbp on 2. Trust me the pain sucks for a long time (lasted 3 years for me) but when you get over it and move on you'll realize just how far you've come.

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PLACE YOUR BETS HERE
>1. OP dies of the painkillers
>2. Oneitis rejects him
>3. OP gets a GF (not an option currently)
IT'S 10 to 1 FOR OPTION NUMBER 2
DO NOT MISS THIS GLORIOUS EVENT

>>36545394
>>36545398
Sorry, revised my post but your bets have nevertheless been counted! Happy gambling!
t.
>>36545410

>>36545410

I got dibs on 2

>twf when never had a Oneits

Actually feels pretty good tbqhwyf, fuck roasties

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>>36545410
You know what? I'm picking 3. I believe in miracles, damn it

>>36544227
>I hope I'll make it to the end without a nervous breakdown
It happened to all of us desu what makes you think it won't happen to you?

>>36544227
Good luck, bro. Don't listen to the naysayer retards.

>>36545410
My bet is something like:
>anon, I never thought of you as something more than a friend
Speaking from experience, that's what usually happens.
kill me

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>>36546065
>tfw oneitis just sees me as toy to be amused by when she is bored
Do I even have a chance at this point?

>>36546290
Nope, she either wants your dick from the very beginning, or you're doomed. Good news is that oneitis is a meme and all you need to do is to snap out of it (difficulty may vary)

>>36546541

It'll go away with time.

If not go through ego death on a psychadelic and your going to forget your oneitis real fucking quick.

>>36546290
>Do I even have a chance at this point?

We never had a chance man, where do you think we are?

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKGWqzZryDk

Good luck robot-san-sama

The boys want you to succeed

>>36546722
eIaborate pls

Embrace the pain when she rejects you, channel it into your revenge plan. A constant cycle of self loathing and vaulting ambition to overcompensate for your complete failings.

Disappear, start reading visual novels, study Japanese, get an Orangutan called Clyde. Move to Japan and become a charisma man with an orangutan who you can take to parties. Add her on facebook and show her the life she's missing out on.

>>36547537
This is epic. You should post it on reddit.

>>36547537

Also, make sure she can tell how emotionally dependent on her you are when you drop the question.

Just be attractive, and do not be unattractive.

Do as Chad does.

>>36547571

are you trying to be clever, kid?

Oh, and also, you shouldn't try to start a relationship with her. Try to ONS her first, fuck and chuck if you're lucky, and she will have oneitis over you.

bamp origion

>>36544227
Reporting in. Tell us how it goes.

P.P.S.

Do not emotionally invest. Keep things casual, cool, and escalate sexually.

Bump so that I know what happens

Good luck anonymoose. I've lost my hots for my oneitis and after that I've degraded I guess. No matter what path you take there the risk is always huge.

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I hope she laughs in your face OP
my gf woke me up with sex this morning
yours won't tomorrow

>>36544227
>oneitis posted aftersex selfie
I wasted years fantasizing how life could be great with her.

Bump for answers

Also, I'm currently dating my oneitis for going on 2 years now. Just be patient and straightforward with what you want when you catch oneitis and one day it works

shit mang what happened

>>36544549
no, don't do this

sort yourself out first

Well I'll be. I guess he actually did die of the painkillers

Op not delivering? My my
Bump also

OP better deliver

heres my bump

>>36549409
Well he s probably fucking oneits atm, he ll be back right after :)

Let's be positive. Perhaps he is having a sex.

>>36549542
Ahh I forgot :)
Lets hope

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>>36544227
Can someone edit op's pic to have Pepe instead of Womack please.

Cmon OP we want to hear your story

Really hope it went right

>>36549784
it only was 3 hours ago, if she stayed a bit longer ;) he s probably not on his computer alredy

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Welp, he probably went an hero
or he's having sex

either way I envy you so hard right now op... My onetis just sent me ''I'm sure you'll find someone one day''

What did she mean by this?
Wait I don't think I wanan know
I think I already know
FUUUUG
JUST END IT ALREADY

Threads like these never get the attention they deserve.

I really hope that OP will made it, can empathize with him, 90% same situation

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OP had a nervous breakdown, didn't he? Press f to pay respects

Come on OP, i'm on the edge of my seat here

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>this is op right now

I'm furiously masturbating out of anticipation right now.

I'm gonna have an aneurysm if OP doesn't update us.

https://youtu.be/6LEF2xltgtY

>>36550124
Being Mark Kozelek isn't the worst gig, despite all the guys in tennis shoes.

Even if it's a bad end, I have invested too many hours into watching this thread. I will not rest until I know the conclusion

>>36548233
I have an image of your person in my head and it is ugly

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Based OP got a clue and had sex

I bet he's balls deep inside his oneitis

Bump ffs

OP PLEASE SAY SOMETHING

Bump skrr skrr

>>36550727
He's probably facefucking her as we speak

>>36544227
>tfw same situation
I have literally no hope, though.
>last week
>talking to oneitis; we haven't been alone with each other in a while
>we always end up talking about deep shit when we are alone
>talking about how we both are afraid of ending up alone
>I'm literally holding her hand and we are looking each other in the eye
>this feels intense; I never had this kind of closeness with anyone else
>"You know Anon, maybe we should live together when we get older, so we won't be alone anymore"
>oh shit, do I have a chance?
>"plus, we would be living together as friends, which is much better! :)"
>dead inside
>still joke around and be playful so she will never know how I feel
Oh boy, I'm such a piece of shit. I wish I could be good enough for her, or at least feel the same way she does.

There's not much chance it will work out for you OP, but I will still cheer you on. Make me proud.

>>36548233
Hai domo. Baacharu youchuuba, Kizuna Ai desu.

>>36550774
go for it, even if you end up "only friends", "fuck buddies", "training gf" or even "real gf" it s worth it (but remember to get out if you end up pounding her ass ;))

>>36550774
>literally holding her hand
>still 'friends'
what is wrong with girls that they think this is okay

>>36550774
>>36550893
I have my suspicions that she liked anon but reeled it back in the second she thought she had taken it too far. No girl I know would hold a guy's hand and look into his eyes with the intention of friendzoning him

BUMPPPPPPPPP CMON CMON CMOOON

>>36550774
Should have kissed her you moron.
As another said, she put herself out there and was afraid of rejection, so toned it down.

had a similar situation and ended up with the girl for happy 4 years relationship.

>>36551154
But I kissed her instead of being a faggot.

>>36550978
Im almost 26 and have somewhat made it, got a kawaii oneitis gf.

But in HS the girl i was into pulled that shit on me and fucked me over hard. Shit happens too often.

Things will get better everyone dont give up just because you met a girl who hid her bitch powerlevel and fell for her.

>>36550893
>>36550978
>>36551154
Keep in mind that I've known this girl for years, and I didn't feel like this until last year. I'm probably way past the friendzone at this point, and I think she might have put the "friends" part there just to make absolutely sure I wouldn't think she has a thing for me.

But then again, I'm pretty retarded and probably wouldn't realise if she was flirting with me. We have a weird relationship, too; we are constantly touching each other and talking about emotional stuff but I don't think she is ever been attracted to me at all.

Dont you fucking do it negro. Dont fall for the "girls only show affection when romantically interested" maymay. I've ruined 2 excellent friendships thanks to this meme. If you're curious to know if she likes you, then ask questions to uncover her taste in men. Make joking comments about famous men's appearance and work your way down until you find her baseline for attractiveness. If you see no correlation between your looks or personality and what she's into, then kill this autistic dream of yours and make her your best fucking friend. Girls can be and often are the best of bros, and will give you insight into social dynamics that your guy bros cant help you with. Also, they can give you great fashion advice to get other qt3.14s. Be smart, anon. A qt3.14 friend is better than no qt3.14 friend. Learn this lesson without putting yourself through the actual shit. Dont be a fucking retard.

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gotta bump this shit till he returns, hopefully he hasn't fallen into the friendzone.

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>>36544227
>when you realize OP actually invited her over to commit a murder-suicide so they could be together forever
Tragic.

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Bump (very originally btw)

>>36551281
I was friends with the girl who became my gf for 2 years prior to us getting together, sounds like you have a chance.
But you need to man up and go for it, having a moment helps. waddling over mumbling with an "I love you note" though will never do.

>>36551313
You cannot have a normal friendship with a person you're locked in deep unrequited love with. The worst thing you can do is try to suppress those feelings and pretend everything's fine. You either eventually confess (and hope she feels the same) or just distance yourself from them.

>>36549990
>58 posters
>108 posts
That's more than any thread that isn't a clickbait, or a daily repost thread.

>>36551509
this
I have tried pretending to myself that I can be a friend of my oneitis, even though she rejected me, but deep down I'm still hoping for something more, and end up "falling for her" again in a few days. After that I distance myself from her, but in a few months/weeks it happens again.

>>36551509
The solution is dont be a pussy and find another girl to love. Dont let your emotions guide your actions completely. If your oneitis cant be your girlfriend, then it doesnt make sense to ruin your relationship with her just because of that detail. You surely must find something about her so appealing that you spend days obsessing over her, right? So, the solution is to not let her go, but find someone else who can fulfill your romantic needs. If your oneitis cant be your girl, then she can still be your best friend with enough effort. It hurt, I know, but it is not an impossible thing to achieve.

>>36551631
You have to be more committed. Willpower is the only thing preventing you from finding someone else to love. I'm not saying it is easy, but I am saying that the reward is worth the temporary suffering. Fill your life with more interesting stuff, work out more, make more friends, and realize that your oneitis is just an unjustified obsession - she is not that valuable. Work on yourself and through the pain.

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OP hasn't updated in hours
That can only mean one thing

>tfw he can't reach the computer because his arms are wrapped around her

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>>36550340
I look nothing like you anon don't worry
my gf and I are easily 9/10

>>36551857
>tfw OP can't reach the computer because he's crying right now

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>>36551857
don't go jinxing it man, why you gun do that to us.

>>36551813
You, I like what you have to say. You should say more of that.

>>36551736
>find another girl to love.
Friendly reminder that it's /r9k/, not /soc/. Although nowadays there's not much difference between the two.

>>36551736
It's much, much easier to find a new person to love if you distance yourself from the old one first. Once you're in a relationship, it will then be pretty easy to settle for friendship with the old love interest. But not before then.

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keep bumping for op

>>36544227
you luck

>>36552041
/soc/ is just full of rate me and boob thre...heh fool me once.

>>36552041
I didnt say you had to find a girlfriend. Just at a minimum find another girl to obsess over.

>>36552044
By that point the old love interest will think you're rude and strange for having distanced yourself in the first place. You either do this the hard way, or lose a potentially awesome and comfy friendship with a grill because you're too much of an emotional coward to use reason to solve your problems.

>>36552157
> you're too much of an emotional coward
Did you ever think maybe you're the coward, for wanting to please another person so damn badly and being worried about how they'll feel when you break off the friendship? No one should expect somebody to suppress their feelings just to preserve a friendship for their own sake. It's just wrong. You genuinely sound like you're in denial, either about your own experiences or someone else. Drop the "reason conquers emotion" bullshit. It's ridiculous in the context of human relationships/intimacy.

>>36551857
or
> tfw he can't reach the computer because his neck is hanged at the end of a rope :c

bumping for OP, hope he didn't pussy out

>if oneitis rejected him, he would have been back already
r-right anons?

>>36552379

Idk, maybe she already rejected him and he's sitting on a bridge with a boulder tied to his leg, preparing to make that final leap into infinity.

>>36552379
Or he killed himself.

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>>36552379
but that heart break yo.

>>36552379
That's what I'm saying, man. If he got rejected he would've told us within minutes

So the only logical conclusion is that he's with her right now, doing cute shit

>please do not ruin this for me, guys

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>oneitis is best friend's sister
>itll never happen.jpg
>tfw we were cuddling and feeling each other up last time we saw each other

good luck op and all anons out there

bamperitzky

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>>36551281
Start fucking (or pretending if you're a pussy/broke) prostitutes and admitting it to her in a way that completely skews the fact that you're trying to make her jealous.

If she reacts in a judgemental or negative way she's either jealous or legit mad (but most likely jealous)

If she's happy for your legit in the worst version friendzone i've ever seen

good luck anon.

>>36544227
Its been 6 hours - op should be back by now. He must've been successful. If op was going to kill himself he wouldve at least come here to attention whore about it like he did with this.

>>36544227
cant stump this bump

not even with original rump

also OP COME BACK AND GIVE US AN UPDATE REEEEEEEEEE

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Tfw oneitis disappeared
Tfw didn't even want any kind of relationship at least anytime soon
Tfw mutual friend was pushing for this
Tfw it maybe could be part of why she's gone
Tfw back to hanging out exclusively with caustic males

guys, there's only 3 possible things OP is doing
A) sleeping with his oneitis
B) Went to bed by himself
C) OD'd on painkillers and is in the hospitable

4/25/2017

let this be known as the day OP got tired of being a robot, and leapt into the great unknown in pursuit of his oneitis.

you now either have your head inside of a bag of helium, or in your oneitis's sweet embrace.

remember this day anons.

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>>36552784
PRAYING TO KEK

SHADILAAAAAAAAAAY!

We are rooting for you OP. Take my energy

gotta give a bumpzkrieg

I belive in you OP

Heckin bump

bamp 4 great justice

god dammit op, you better come back soon, i'm getting tired here man and this thread might end up getting 404'd

>>36544227
Go, Anon! I'm sure it's going to work out.

what's the average age in here? I have a hard believing a robot over the age of 20 could still have hope for situations like this.

>>36544227
You'll be back, faggot. They always come back.

>>36554028
There are age yhreads occassionally and the median is probably 19. There tend to be a lot of 17 year olds, a few 16 year olds, 1 or 2 15 or less then fairly even spread of people from 18 to about 24 and a handful of people claiming to be over that.

Bumping to see if OP succeeds

>>36554418

Bumping, I have faith in OP
Cmon mate

last bump then I'm giving up

Bumperino with queso. PLS OP, UPDATE PLS

rather than just bumping why dont we talk about something or make a roll thread?

>>36554993
let's talk about how op is unconscious on his floor right now because he chose to OD on painkillers when his oneitis rejected him

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>>36544227
How long have you known her? How did you end up becoming her friend in the first place?

>>36544227
>tfw oneitis hasn't talked to me in 2 years
>still obsessed
>she probably forgot about me

>>36555135
>tfw OP is having coma dreams about fucking his oneitis
At least he is happy now

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It's been over 6 hours since OP last posted. He's either hanging from the ceiling or he's in her arms

>>36555135
l m a o

not bad anon, not bad

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>>36555478
>tfw keep getting rejected in the dream
>family won't pull the plug

>>36544227
Opie is a dumbass for asking a chick out. What this will do is put her in a uncomfortable situation, opie will creep her out and she will say no and friendship will end. You should read girls body language and go from there.

>>36555478
tfw this is op's coma dream

>>36555534
then why isn't he back yet hmm anon?

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>>36555554
tfw op's coma dream is this

>>36555554
one off
original

>>36544227
Where the fuck did you go? Did you end up killing yourself?

>>36555555
where is it anyway? i will take up a post to find it

>>36545410
Option three. Please Kek, be merciful to this robot.

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Please, I need a conclusion OP, anything. You can't leave me hanging.

How about another option:

OP made it all up and has been samefagging this whole time fapping over how so many people are buying his bullshit story.

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The suspense is killing us, OP

Ahhhhh what will happen to G(op)ku in the next episode of dragon ball r9k

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OP here.

Should i tell you the good news or the bad news first?

>>36556372
You're being a faggot (whether or not it's even really you)

>>36556372
Not sure I believe you're op

>>36556372
post proof you are le op

>>36556372
If you're actually him, stop being coy and give us all the news at once.

>>36556372
Good news:
youre not op.
Bad news:
youre a huge faggot.

>>36556372
you are not op. you type differently

>>36556474
How can I prove that?

>>36556372
>implying it isn't all bad news

>>36552990
Kek holds no power here.

>>36556372
>>36556599
Kindly gtfo

>>36556774
>Kek holds no power here.
>>36556774

heathen. You spout such nonesense while giving tribute to Kek and praising him. Go back to plebbit you nonbeliever - even single digits are not worth wasting on you.

>>36556372
Definitely not OP. Filthy liar

>>36556372
Pls gib news. I've been waiting here FOR OVER AN HOUR (I think)

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op as of 5 min ago

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>>36557255
wheres op when you need him?

rip opie, a real human bean

>>36557205
>he hasnt been waiting for 9 hours
prft, newfag.

>>36557444
You're gonna carry those feels

hurry the fuc up 0p my mommy is yelling at me to take a shower

scrolling through this thread has been a parable of my life: pointless and unfulfilling

>>36557889
its an abstract sort of feel, waiting for something that might never come.

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We've all been played guys, OP just wanted to rack up as many (You)'s as possible. Pack it up and go home

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>>36551881
I believe he was thinking of something more like this

GAHH come back

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>>36558077
I refuse to give up that easily, besides its not like I have anything better to do than wait for op to return.

>>36555502
Maybe he just forgot about the thread he made

>>36558077
w-why would someone be so evil?

>digits confirm
n-no! I dont w-want to believe its t-true.

>>36544227
Yooooooo.....you back yet op?

fuck OP, I've waited long enough
this is now a dubs thread
check 'em

>>36558296
>96
pathetic weakling

>>36558305
>>36558296
If I get a 3 everyone gets a gf, if I get a 6 no one gets a gf.
With a 9 I get a qt gf.

>>36558280
It'll be okay anon, we'll have other fun threads

>>36558326
Fuck

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>>36558326
GOD DAMN YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

if dubs, OP actually made it

>>36558412
if dubs, op is in hospital

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>>36558326
REEEEEEE
YOUVE CURSED US ALL
PROBABLY ISNT EVEN THE FIRST TIME IVE BEEN CURSED
AHHH I CANT TAKE IT FUCKING KEK AND HIS HEXES UPON ME
REEEEEEEEEE

>>36558326
If I get singles then the curse is reversed

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>>36558296

if dubs my oneitis will talk to me again

c-c-c-c-check 'em

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>>36558491
if I get a 5 you die in your sleep in the next 10 years.

Pack it up guys, op hanging from the ceiling :( we'll get em next time

>>36551313
Women only follow trends, almost all designers are men. Women are destined to follow, so you can consider their viewpoints, but never blindly follow their advice or believe them.

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>>36558576
If I get a 7 we all die right now

Go research pick up artist material. Learn to pick up chicks it will break you out if the one itis. I like the old Real Social Dynamics material.

if dubs, I get a gf before the year ends

If digits we all remain virgins forever.

Bumperino before I go to sleeporino, also op js dead

If I get a 5 ww3 starts by the end of the month.

Bumping still.
Come on OP, we're waiting on you.
>inb4 OP is crying to himself over getting rejected

If I get dubs then my university explodes today in the morning

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If dubs, oneitis stops talking to other fucking guys all the time.

if dubs, my former oneitis kill herself before the year ends

>>36558777
>TRIPS
WHAT DID YOU FUCKING DO?!

>>36558793
I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE BUT I'LL TAKE IT

THANK YOU KEK

>>36558777
Trips = she stops talking to all guys including you kek

if dubs op never returns to this thread.

>>36549977
sorry anon it's over, go find that someone....

the bad feelings you feel now will all be worth it when we all get qt3.14 gfs

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>>36558883
>when we all get qt3.14 gfs
ye-yeah... just keep believing anon...

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>>36558883
>when

what did he mean by this

Bumping things is kinda pointless, I want to sleep tonight. Op is a winner, maybe.

fucking op come back

>>36559031
dubs says hes a winrar?

rolling for dubs before sleep
singles everyone s oneitis keeps the beta orbit strong
Dubs they spit the truth at you
Trips they get drunk and give you the succ

Dubs and I become irresistible to every woman in the world.

>>36559101
no such luck :(

dubs says hes dead on the floor from painkiller overdose?

>>36559187
Last reroll. PLEASE GIB ME THIS ONE THING KEK

If dubs I will reach success

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>>36559200
I counter with uh um, digits, Op is ok, maybe he made it...

>>36558827
>>36558777
Kek is fickle. We sont know what trips mea. It coyld be terrible.

>>36559200
fucking christ on a moped

OP fooled us all

>>36559222
>trips
well fuck, if dubs I'll be homeless
if singles I'll actually reach success

if dubs, someone else gets my oneitis pregnant

If dubs I'll get to fulfill my master plan

>>36559288
its a hehe xd kind of feel

If dubs, I'll get to fuck her ass

>>36559288
if dubs its tyrone
if trips its his dad
if quads its me

If dubs I get trap gf.
If trips she can get mpreg.

>>36559288
if dubs, she becomes a single mom

>>36559229
But anon, terrible things happening is better than nothing happening. Nothing is worse than being around your oneitis as they overlook you, unable to tell them how you feel and knowing that tomorrow would be the same. Even if a terrible thing means breaking our relationship, I'll take a quick heartbreak over a slow one anyday.

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>>36558883
>>36549977
Do not let this destroy you. If you really think it is over, tell her how you feel. Honestly but respectfully.

If she is worth loving she will at the very least understand and support you.

>>36552812
THIS IS GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM

YOUVE REALLY MADE THE GRADE

>>36559413
what is going on in this picture?\\]orignial

If dubs I'll be able to follow my dreams

if dubs, my oneitis gets prolapsed anus from doing anal

>>36559405
a man can only take so much terrible.

Youre right though. At least feeling bad is feeling something. After sadness can come joy and progression but stagnation and uncertainty leads nowhere.

>>36559453
if you dont understand then youre still bart simpson.

>>36559509
it's funny because bart's just like I UNNO, is that the joke?

>>36559288
if dubs, she marries and you get to raise her child

If dubs things will go terribly wrong.

if dubs, someone sets my oneitis on fire

If dubs, you will get a free large delicious and piping hot pizza delivered to your house

if singles, I have to fap immediately

>>36559453
>>36559551
You need to cultivate intuition.

>>36559484
Exactly. There was something I read the other day, that sameness is what kills romantic relationships. Going to the same places to eat, settling into routines, letting the I-love-yous become habit leads to dissatisfaction, not comfort. Sometimes, it even drives cheating.

Not super relevant to robots, but it can be applied to life in general I think.

if dubs, I get to penetrate my oneitis

>>36559711
Go get it, girl! You rock!

if dubs, my oneitis will shit in my mouth

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Well boys, OP is dead on the floor. My previous dubs have confirmed this. I'm cashing in my shekels and abandoning thread for now. Will return tomorrow to what will probably be an archive. Stay strong lads, and may ye be blessed with good tidings.

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If dubs I will be happy like I used to be

If dubs everything will go perfectly.

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>>36559846
>happy like I used to be
if dubs i will remember when i was happy

If dubs it'll all go according to plan and I'll live happily ever after

if dubs i commit suicide by the end of the year.

If any significant digits i legit kill myself tomorrow

>>36560722
Finally a reason to do it, thanks kek

>FINALLY A NON SHIT THREAD ON R9K
>no gay shit or trap shit
>OP doesn't fucking deliver

REEEEEEEEE

>>36561318
No gay shit?
You underestimate my power...

if dubs, op hanged himself
also bump

>tfw friends with oneitis
>actually one of her best friends
>she used to fucking love me
>said/did shit that, looking back, i was an actual fucking moron for not accepting or capitalizing on
>was just a shy fag
>now i like her even more
Why is life like this anons

OP WILL deliver god damn it.

bump
if digits, op has a gf now

>>36544227
>14 hours and 10 minutes ago

COME ON OP SAY SOMETHING

>>36544227
Keep us posted. For the record, it sounds like there's a real chance for you.

OP we are curious, don't abandon us

We just have to keep the thread alive for days. Is there a bump limit on /r9k/?

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>>36544227
>borderline roastie eventho she doesn't sleep around,

I've got some bad news for you...

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does anyone know what pic related is? Its been a mystery to me since i got the image.

>>36562594
They were so excited for Skyrim release day that they turned into an eldritch abomination

bumping for OP
at this point he either has a gf or is dead

I think he chickened out and knows he can't come back to us with nothing

we can't bump forever OP, you better deliver soon

>>36562997
OP bumparoonei

bump
where are you op?

BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP

OOOOOOOOOOO
PPPPPPPPPPPPP

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>Tonight, on Unsolved Mysteries
What ever happened to the much beloved OP? Why did he go inexplicably silent after confessing his love?Was it suicide, a night with the qt
... or was it something more sinister?
Stay tuned

where the fuck are you OP
say fuckin something

>>36563613
excellent nightposting

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Keepin' this threadalive

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>>36563659
It's nighttime where I am, damn it

What if OP was trolling us this whole time to see how long this thread could stay alive?

>>36563717
bitch ive been here from 6pn until 10am

ops will fucking deliver or ill kill him.

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You fucked up anon.
You should have put the painkillers in her drink. Then you can have all the time you need with her.
Do you have any pills left?

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b~umping until o~pe~ comes back

Nigga youre going tell us a story idgaf how bad it is. /r9k/ doesnt get much greentext any more and youre going to fucking contribute some.

>>36545104
Women were a mistake
organoli

CANT WAIT FOR THE FUCKING ANSWER ANYMORE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Holy fuck I saw the creation of the thread, and now slept overnight but OP still hasn't delivered? He better have slept with her

>>36544227
The worst feeling in the world is when you fall in love with a girl you know will never love you back


It increases tenfold when she became you oneitis because she basically saved your life.

>>36564633
been here since it was made as well

OP at least let us know if you're simply not going to tell us what happened so we can stop checking in on this thread

>>36560722
Fuck that shit anon.
If singles, I'll die alone.

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Need update badly OP

Bumping this thread because I'm curious

>>36565101
we all are.

Op is just an evil man who tricked us all.

OP! Believe in the us that believe in you! We need to hear something happy to fill the void in our lives!

I hope OP made it, I thought I made it once when I let my oneitis know how I felt. She smiled and went silent for a little bit. But then she just said 'thank you' to me and told me all about how she 'wishes she could feel that way about me'. We're still really close, which I don't particularly enjoy because of the constant heartache. But whatever, I believe in you OP

OP please ffs we're all waiting and hoping for a nice story

>>36564754
>The worst feeling in the world is when you fall in love with a girl you know will never love you back
I never understood this. Why is it bad? At least as long as she doesn't have a boyfriend she waves around in front of you?
I had a female friend (girl) who was literally the cutest and most beautiful thing in the world. I knew nothing can come from our relationship since she was several leagues above me, so I settled as being friends, it was great and we spent a lot of time together. One night she asked me whether I have a girlfriend (kek) and that's where she said she doesn't have a boyfriend. After a year I think she wanted to get rid of me because she suddenly stopped replying to half my messages and most of those replies were half-assed and literally nothing of substance. After a month I asked her what happened and she told me she thinks she gave me a feeling that there is a 'chance for more' and she doesn't want to do that anymore. A ridiculous accusation since I never flirted with her, made any advances in that direction. Fuck, I never even casually touched her, she did that to me. This misinterpretation of my actions actually hurt me more than anything, so I stopped the relationship with her although I clearly could have saved it. Thank god, I grew out of oneitis when I was young.

This post became way longer than intended.. also, OP stop being a faggot and deliver.

A part of me knows that OP had an awful night. But it would be nice to see him make it.

>>36551881

You don't need to lie to impress us, Anon

If dubs I'll ask her out and she'll say yes

>>36565536
Bullshit! He must be conked out after a night of lovey-dovey romantic sex!
please let it have happened

>>36565624
I'm probably wrong, I only imagine the worst for him due to the shitty nature of my endeavors with my oneitis

>tfw its the next day and OP still hasn't replied
Its been decided, OP got rejected and fucking shot himself in the head. Go home boys, threads over.

OP here.
Got rejected (apparently she's in love with some Chad), had a breakdown, went home and cried myself to sleep.

>>36565823
HOW DO WE KNOW YOU'RE OP. OP WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TOGETHER WITH HIS QT.

>>36565823
We dont believe that you're OP

>>36565853
>>36565833
>>36565823
>went home
Yeah no
This is a leddit meme attempt

>>36565823
How do we know you are Op

>>36565823
>went home
>invited her over

LIAR LIAR LIAR RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36566052
I just want the real OP to tell us his feel good story about getting the girl

>>36566033
>>36566052
He said he was going to tell her when he walked her home
He went to her house, and went back to his house

>>36565823
fake ass niggger

How will I ever be happy again. I built my life around watching this thread

>>36566091
Stop defending liars. OP shoulda tripfagged man, that's literally what it's for.

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Damn it OP I was hoping for a good story baka.

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>>36566052
He didn't invite her over to his house, he invited her to have a drink.

>will the real OP please stand up?

So far two people have come in claiming to be OP and we have rejected the authenticity of both. How do we know who is real? Will we be stuck in limbo demanding a happy ending from the True OP for eternity?

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Originally bumping once again

i wanna know what happedn to OP

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Why not just the OP yourself?

>>36559846
Is that anthony fantano from needledrop?

godspeed anon, try not to fuck it up

I hope you're okay OP, wherever you might be.

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>>36544227

You can do it OP

HAHA originale

>haven't had a oneitis in years
>haven't felt an attraction towards a female in years
>don't even know what an attraction towards a female is supposed to feel like
>25

I do even know how I keep going desu. God damn I'm so lonely. At least I have map-painting games and weed ;^)

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>yfw you really wanted OP to come back and be successful but that hasn't happened

op, we are waiting, you can't avoid us forever

WHERE ARE YOU OP IVE BEEN WAITING FOR A DAY AND A HALF

>>36565823
Fake fucker go away

I will wait for you op

OP COME BACK
WE NEED A GOOD ENDING!

Tbqh I have never had oneitis. Sure, sometime I think that the girl would be worth pursuing relationship, but I kinda lack motivation to make it work. I don't think I'm psychopath, but still...
TL;DR never felt something deeper for a girl
Am I weird?
Should I feel lucky or sad?
Is it better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all?

>>36567681
I'd say it depends on you are, some are fine without a girlfriend, others can't live without one. if you don't give a shit then you're fine, you just lack the proper human emotions that most people have.

>>36567027
no we havent dude look at the timestamp its been just under a day. still ridiculous though desu

>>36567991
I saw this thread yesterday when i woke up, slept later, then woke up, went to school and he still hasn't delivered. For me it feels like a day and a half

Bumping for posterity
Oregano

If dubs op killed oneiti after she rejected him and killed himself later

bumping because i really want to believe it went fine

im still holding put for op
please tell us you got the pussy op

>>36545410
ill place these dubs on 1.

Get your ass back in here OP.

bump

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED GOD DAMMIT