How would your life change if you had a big dick?

>>36438327
It would be harder to masturbate.

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>>36438327
>>36438337
>this
Having a big dick would be cool and all, just for the sake of having a big dick. But
I'd hate the idea of not being able to stick my entire dick not only into an onahole or fleshlight, but into a woman. It's gotta be miserable only being able to go a quarter to halfway in.

I have a big dick, and I'm still quite the loser. Doesn't mean shit if you don't have good looks AND more importantly charisma.

I'd have to get bigger pants.

>>36438426
You're not considering the autofellatio aspect of this, anon.

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S-stop posting big juicy cocks all over my board. I'm n-not gay!!

I can get girls to consider fucking me. If I had a large peepee, i'd feel more secure in actually taking them to bed.

>>36438595
This, I can't help it seeing something like that gives me a hardon.

I don't know, I've only had one sex partner and I recently started worrying about my size, I can make her orgasm everytime I'm with her but I can't help feeling insecure.

it would make literally no difference to me. i'm a girthlet but not really insecure about it. it's not my dick that's stopping me from approaching girls

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mine is already around that size veins foreskin and all
I'm just covered in hair and fordyce spots like I got a shrek dick

Boners in public would be harder to hide.
Otherwise nothing.

>>36438327

I have a big dick, it makes no difference.

>>36438327
>How would your life change
It wouldn't. DIck size doesn't matter if you're ugly. Maybe a lewd poster would give me a pity fuck if I was over 8 inches.

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>>36438327
Nothing would really change not like I would get laid if my man meat was bigger. I'll just be a loosed virgin hiding a giant dick in his pants

woulda lost my virginity at like 18
i was so insecure I turned this nympho petite pixie cut chick down
i hate my dick

>>36438327
i already have a big dick

but I'm 5'6. I'd trade dick length for height

>>36439960
s-small boys with big cocks are so hot

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>>36438327
Mine is like that...
>Anon cum faster
>Why? It's fun
>It also hurts

Yeah... and it's not even huge. I can't even imagine something bigger than 20cm.

>>36440044
I think most 5'6 people have above average dicks. Don't quote me on that.

Funny thing is, I don't find my dick to be that big looking either (7 inches).

>>36440182
ya could be right, I'm about 5'6 or 5'7 maybe and am 7"

>>36438327
i could probably get easy sex from horny fags on the internet

i still wouldn't be able to get a relationship because i'm autistic, short and ugly but i'm convinced having a horse dick would make people want to touch me even if it's just a one night stand

plus i would feel really good about myself
honestly this is a really big deal for me, it's almost like a fetish
sometimes i just fap to the thought of having a huge dick and it works better than most porn

>>36438327
>How would your life change if you had a big dick?
i would have had sex in h.s with a girl who was interested in my for some reason but i didnt because of my dicklet condition

she was a pseudo-Stacy and know she would have laughed at my dick when she saw it. so here i am 8 years later still a virgin

No different, bitches my age will only fuck you if you have a cult following behind you on IG or whatever those other shitty sites are called

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>>36438327
>tfw if I had a 10 inch dick, I could just suck on it all day and stop caring about women completely

>>36440411
sucking your own dick is not as good as you'd think

It would basically not change, since I'm not really insecure about my size. I'd camwhore more in fag threads, I guess, but it's not like it'd help me fugg more.

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I'm 7.8"x5.5" and i'm a 25 year old KHV friendless shut in.

Big dingus doesn't cure autism and social retardation. I guess if i do have sex this decade the woman will be happy for a minute until she realizes i have no idea how to fuck and just repeatedly jab her uncomfortably with my meatrod until she tells me to stop.

>>36438327
i'd be a fucking full blown chad because my 6" phimosis dick is the only thing that has been stopping me from having sex in 21 years of my stupid life in which i had women hitting on me where ever i went and no whatever i did.
THE ONE AND ONLY REASON i am the way i am, is my dick. Literally nothing else.
>6'3 tall
>white but tanned
>7/10 looks
>funny, charming and carsmatic
>women are non stop orbiting me everywhere i go or spend some time at
>teachers hitting on me, cashiers hitting on me, women smiling at me
>women say i "have that something" that turns them on

AND IM A FUCKING 21 YEAROLD VIRGIN THAT NEVER HAD A GOD DAMN GF BECAUSE IM SO SELF AWARE OF MY DICK AND BRAINWASHED BY PORN.

IF I COULD CHOSE ONE THING, ANY FUCKING THING FROM MONEY TO ALL THE KNOWLEGE OF THE UNIVERSE I'D CHOSE A BIGGER DICK

>>36440873
Get steroid cream for your phismosis. Most cases of it can be fixed with it, if not, then circumcision is your only choice. It's either Jew dick or tight penis. I also imagine your dick looks smaller because of your height?

t. 5'6 anon with 7 inch penis

Daddy would just fuck me harder to compensate t b h

>>36440974
>if not, then circumcision is your only choice

even then a good doctor with only give you partial circumcision and not a full one

>>36438327
I'd lose some weight and become a porn star. Probably a gay one so I'll actually make money.

>>36438327
I would be able to go past the glans when self sucking

As a handsome guy with a small dick, I don't even try to think about it because it gets me depressed as fuck.

I have success with girls even with my situation, I can only imagine how awesome life would be if I was well endowed.

Big dick doesn't cure autism

They can't see your penis until you're naked

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I prefer having a big dick bf

>>36442363
Yeah but you can still have tons of meaningless sex.
>>36442419
I know what you mean but the way you said it made it sound like you want a giant intelligent penis as a bf.

>>36438327
I'd be less insecure about my current size but nothing else would change

I wish having a big dick actually translated into a good relationship, my last gf had no sex drive, like most women probably.

>>36438327
Not by much considering I have epididymis inflammation so I can't even fap

>>36442751
more like u failed to turn her on

A big dick is about as special as having a 'get out of jail free' card in monopoly if the game was an analogy for your life. It will give some women just slight pause to completely giving up on an already shit relationship or give them reason to come back around for a second roll in the sack. In other words it doesnt hurt, but doesnt help that much in the grand sceme of things.

>>36438327
I'd still be a loser

Originakity

>>36442822
she was too depressed to be in a relationship, its not like I could fuck her silly until she became happy again

Would pretty much go from robot to semi Chad.

>>36438327
Almost wouldn't change. I'd still be quiet and have no friends.

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>>36440216
>>36440182
6'3 w/6" dick Master Race reporting
>capable bottoming out straight to the skin in my pubic bone are with waifu
Feels good man

>>36442419
Please let me be your small dick bf. Pleeeease.

I had sluts who wanted my dick but I rejected em because of my small penor

>>36444265
>penor
I love that wine!

A big dick is basically the key to every bottoms asshole in the fag world, so there's that, but I think my autism would get in the way too much for it to make me any more succesful with girls.

>>36438327
I'm concerned about getting a gf
and also keeping said gf around
a big dongle would make the latter part possible

>>36440044
But you're a homo so your opinion doesn't matter to me.

>>36442310
Don't make a post like this and not mention the size.

>>36440873
Phimosis is easily curable at home. Unless you have frenulum breve you have nothing to complain about.

>>36445335
It's 5 inches and 5 for girth

Women don't care about dick size, they care about imposing and dominant men and they'll only scapegoat the problem into being penis size if you're meek and beta and don't turn her on. This is all assuming you don't have a micropenis or under 5 incher, of course, but my point still unequivocally stands otherwise.

>>36445414
Can you post a pic pls? No homo.

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>>36438327
Why is source still not been posted? This dick better have multiple sets.

Maybe a bit more confidence. Though I wonder what it would be like if women could see it a bit more in your pants when you are semi/hard and what they'd do.

>>36445455
oh and btw the best way to substantiate these claims is to go onto any forum where a woman is complaining about her partner's size and 9 times out of 10 you can infer from the way she talks about him she's simply not turned on be it because the dude's a fucking ugly manlet or whatever so may you have it.

>>36445455
>don't have a micropenis or under 5 incher
In other words, yes, women care about penis size; but they also care about other things.

>>36445573
Considering like 95% of men are at least above 5 inches, it's safe to just ignore the outliers and say women generally don't care about size.

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I'm 6.5 and that's fine.
If I had a big dick, I'd had to get it out, it would have to be public knowledge. I'd really love to witness other men feeling inferior around me.

>>36445646
>Considering like 95% of men are at least above 5 inches
Well, that's reassuring. It's just that you said that women are only bothered if you have a micropenis (3.5<), but then decided to also mention small penises (below 5 inches), not just micropenises. Just pointing that out.

t. 5'6 anon with a 7 inch penis

>>36445706
I'm in the 5 inch range/very thin so please flaunt your superiority near me anon.

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>>36445804
from the 10 girls or so I fucked, I hit the cervix with 3, so 6.5 x 5.5 inch is good.

But I also had at least one broad hipped girl with a "no fault" wide vagina and it was endlessly deep and it's frustrating to know that if I were 8.5 inch or so, and wider, I could make her make other sounds.

In the end, though,
>How would your life change if you had a big dick?
is misguided.
To women at least, a big dick is a great bonus, but just that. It's like your favorite dish with your favorite sauce. Take away the sauce, it's still a good dish.

>>36438327
It would be exactly the same because I already have a big dick.

I just need a cure for fordyce's spots and the confidence, socioeconomic status and people skills to actually use it.

>>36438626
It's in male genes to get hard when another male is hard, to compete. But you can't compete against that, can you?

>>36446158
I would rather help bring it more pleasure than compete with something that toptier desu.

>>36446098
pics or you're Iying

>>36446549
I just fapped twice and I get sore much easier than normal dudes apparently do but okay if the thread is still up when I get in the mood.

>>36446588
aka never lol

You have approximately one hour to post dick ITT or you're lying.

Don't reply to this post.

>>36446682
What if I wait an hour and 31 minutes?

>Don't reply to this post.
ok

>>36440834
Oh look, another one of those meme videos where people pretend to fall down in an epic xD fashion.

Glad that shit is over.

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>>36446549
Ok but originally.

>>36438327
LMFAO THATS MY DICK

>>36438327
I'm well endowed, but all that makes me is a robot with a big dick. Doesn't mean I'm ever using it.

I already have an average dick with above average thickness.
Sex is already frustrating if I don't take things slow. Torn condoms, pain on both ends, teeth, torn fleshlights...etc.

It's not all it's cracked up to be, but it is fun to dickslap girls and guys with it desu

>>36438327
Idk if my life wold change. It would theoretically make up for my gross acne scars all over my body. It would theoretically give me a reason to try to be outgoing. People like big penises. It's just a fact.

>>36438327
I could jerk off without feeling shame.

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>>36447426
>>36438327

It doesn't affect your life that much desu. Really your life revolves around so much more than just your sexuality.

You do get a lot of girls who love that sort of thing and if you are active in the right circles you can have someone on your dick near constantly. Getting laid is an easy thing for me.

You'd also be surprised how many girls will cheat on their partner for a taste. Either girls who have heard the rumours or ex's who have a craving for it.

Helps to be relatively good looking and successful as well.

>>36447741
Fuck you normie. Die!!!

>>36447741
Where did you post the OP pic? In /soc/?

>>36438327
People would want me to top them more but I only want to be a bottom >_<

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>>36447777
Impressive. Very nice. Original.

>>36447741

Also the people that tell you

>girls don't like it big it hurts!!11!!

Are kidding themselves. If you spend some time warming them up and getting them used to you it won't hurt and then they're hooked, others will like how it "hurts so good" - only very rarely is it too big for them

It's more accurate to say it's not the only thing that matters in bed. It's like a girl having big tits.

>>36447806

I've been posting my cock online for years, including /soc/ It's getting to the point where it's getting circulated a lot and lots of guys will use my pics to pass it off as themselves

>>36440873
>carsmatic

>>36447574
girth? .org

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>tfw 6x6 dick
>cut

>>36438327
I would probably have more confidence than i have with my current 5.5 inch

>Think my dick is small
>Measure it a couple of times
>About 6.5x5.5
>Once it was around 7" when I measured it
>Still think it looks kinda small

It's a weird feeling, because statistically I know I am on the higher end of average or even above average. Maybe it's the proportions or porn has fucked up my worldview.

>>36448316
Are you bone pressing?

riginaI

>>36448316
>>About 6.5x5.5
>>Still think it looks kinda small
I'm the exact same but most white guys seem to be bigger than me so it reinforces it.

>>36438327
I've missed out on a lot of opportunities growing up because of my small dick with phimosis. I didn't fix the phimosis until I was like 22. I have a 4 inch pencil dick anyways.

>>36448339
As in pushing back the fat? For the 7" yeah, but otherwise no. If I lost a bit more weight I'd probably be a consistent over 6.5", I think. I'm converting to American measurements, but in metric it's around 16.5 to 18cm, depending on whether or not I bone press.

>>36448339
What is bone pressing? The front is quite hard it's not really possible to press it down.

>7x6
>tall
>feels tiny in my weird big hands
>looks small in proportion to my body
This sucks.

If I had an 8 or 9 inch dick, or even just two more inches circumference, I would be really happy but it wouldn't really affect my life. If I ever get a qtgf, sure she'll be pleasures even more but I think what I have now works.

>>36438426
This is why 7 inch is the magic number

>>36448451
>JUST two more inches in circumference

Anon, I don't think you realise just how much 2" is when it comes to a dick's circumference. The average man is around 4.5 to 5.5 inches around. Having an 8" circumference cock would make your dick like a Coke can.

I love how quiet all the dicklets are when these threads come up, remember half of people have under like 4inches

>>36448499
>coke can dick
Where's the problem lmao.

For real though, you're right. I just did a google search for 8in circumference dicks and Jesus Christ.

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>tfw wanna be a feminine trap
>tfw dick too big

>>36438327
My boyfriend can't wear sweatpants in public or else his junk shows too much and makes things awkward. He's very conservative instead of flailing it around. I'd say he's 7.5 inches

>>36448600
When it comes to circumference, the difference a single inch makes is even bigger. It's like how a 12" pizza is far, far bigger than an 8" pizza. Something like over double the total area covered.

There would be pantsless photos of me on the internet. Thats about it.

I guess I could be proud of it but I doubt it's going to solve all of my social and girl problems.
At least I hope not because if it would that really sucks.

>>36448683
Just imagine though, having a 9x8. I know no small girl could take that- probably not even normal sized could.

>>36448695
It might have solved them or rather, you'd never have had them if you had a big dick since birth, confidence and all.

>>36438327
Wouldn't change at all. I'm still a fat lazy piece of shit. Plus it's socially unacceptable to walk up to a woman and say "Hey I have an 8 inch penis".

>>36447741
>You'd also be surprised how many girls will cheat on their partner for a taste.
No I wouldn't all women are whores.

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>>36440873
Are you me mate? Down to a t except the virgin part. I know logically and based on experience that it really is not that big of deal but
>you will never be her biggest
>your dick will never be talked about with respect and fear
>she will never be hurting by taking in half of your dick

The one and only aspect-domination is what it's all about for me. You can be big imposing "tough" guy all you want but unless you have big dick to match it's just waste of good genes.

T. 16,7 x 15 on six four big guy frame

>>36448738
Statistically speaking I think the majority of human women wouldn't be able to even have sex with you. The human vagina is not designed to take something the girth of a Coke can without extreme conditioning.

>>36448767
>Plus it's socially unacceptable to walk up to a woman and say "Hey I have an 8 inch penis".

True, but in the age of the internet, you can go on dating sites and porn sites and brag about it all day. Truthfully it won't get you laid, but it would increase your chances. As weird as this may sound, there are a LOT of guys with huge dicks out there. You'd have to have a big dick, a confident personality, and pretty good facial/body aesthetics to make any use of it. Go on any dating/porn site (or even Reddit) and you'll see a metric fuckload of super hung guys desperately posting on the profile of any woman they come across, begging for sex.

>>36438327
I do have a big dick.

Life's still as shit though senpai.

>>36438327
I would probably have had a lot of meaningless sex by now. I literally avoid girls because I know I can't satisfy them through sex alone.

>>36448827

15cm girth = 6in

Thats huge

You guys are disgusting animals. Humans were a mistake. No different than a dog

>>36448635
dont worry
traps with larger dicks are great
i prefer traps with bigger dicc than ones with smaller but im a gay faggot wannabe trap tioo
also your dick is great you should be happy!~

>>36448747
Thats what I was getting at. I hate women and their fascination with cramming the largest possible objects into themselves.

Wish I could just totally lose interest in them or better yet I wish I lived in Elliot's world where they would all be locked up in breeding centers and not allowed to see the light of day.

>>36446090
But the sauce can make the biggest difference between and an ordinary dish and a superb one.

>>36448911
This is just a distraction to move my thoughts away from the void, anon.

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>>36448911
>unironically being a dicklet

>>36448986
by measuring your disgusting genitals? Holy lord, you know that art exists right? Pray to God for a clear mind

>>36447560
You can't be a robot if you have a big dick.
There are decent looking women who will fuck you purely on the merit of having a big dick.

>>36449032
Yes yes, i sure do love spending my life measuring my meat stick and bragging about which whore moaned the loudest

>>36449099
You can't be a robot if you have a small dick.
There are decent looking women who will fuck you purely on the merit of having a small dick.

>>36449078
Most things we do are disgusting if you think about it enough, I revel in the filth, it keeps the bad thoughts at bay, for now.

>>36447741
Shut the fuck up you white nigger.
The same can be said about virtually anything if your on the side who benefits from it.

Wish you fucking die.

>>36449149
Yeah that's why you have consciousness you moron, so you don't have to sit in your shit. Seek peace of mind, cleanliness and neatness, go to gym and spend your time working and enjoying art. Don't fucking measure your dick to brag about it. Fuck women and fuck what they want, if they fancy a giant dick go tell them to fuck a donkey. Jesus Christ you are not robots, you are normie wannabes

>>36448895
Doesn't look or feel like it at all.
Sometimes my ex would scream out in pain during doggy (She had big ass too) cause allegedly I was hitting cervix, she would stop me or wriggle away. But I didn't believe her, when I look at it it just doesn't seem realistic.

>>36448451
>has perfect dick measurements
>still complains

Why did god create people like you?

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>>36448922
thanks, I guess I could top unless they have a bigger dick

>>36448738
You would have a very hard time getting it up. What's the point of having a dick that big if it's only floppy. You also wouldn't be even be able to use it.

>>36448827
>has a big dick
>not a big deal

Ree

>>36438327
It wouldn't, I already have a big dick.

20x15cm with an upwards curve.

>>36449370
>9x8 dick
>can't get up
>thinks
>maybe I should work out
>get's abs, biceps, triceps...
>doesn't miss leg day

there, now you have good enough blood circulation for your dick to get up AND a smoking hot body, you're a chad

>>36449356
>traps topping
hell no.
Even if you have a bigger dick you are going to bottom for me, bitch.
It'll make sucking you a lot funnier, though.

>>36448911
I know. I wish mankind was annihilated.

>>36449128
Show me.
Show me where and Ill leave this site forever.

>>36449436
It doesn't have to be that way anon, humanity just have to reject sexuality and we are going to be fine

>>36449423
That's not how it works dummy...

>>36449264
I think my prefrontal cortex is worse than normal, I can't easily will myself to pursue any of these things, let alone certain basic necessities. It's best to be a pig in the mud than a pig in a suit pretending to be a person.

>>36449505
Well okay then, I will pray for you tonight because I can sense hope in you . God bless

>>36449151
U sound mad jelly bro

>>36449472
No, I want everyone to fucking be destroyed.

Instrumentality when

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>>36449552
Actually you are right

>>36449544
Yeah no shit.
I hate pretiotuous condescending faggots like that. They have zero empathy because they were born lucky.

Stupid smug faggots.

My dick is pretty big. I just don't get to use it

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>>36449432
Would be so fun to ass fuck a guy who's stronger than you but has a smaller dick ;) And then have him cuddle you and hold you in his arms

just kill me now

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>>36440873
>21 y/o
wow yeah your life is fucking over pal.

God I wish faggots under 25 stopped whining about how hard is for them to be a bit late on the laid train.

>>36449538
and I will measure some penis for you, my friend.

>>36449292
you are just a retard then.
Congratulations anon.

>>36438327
Not much, id be the same loser

>>36449390
I appreciate the sentiment but stop talking shit mate, I have eyes. I seen other dicks.

Great. I wouldn't consider offing myself every day.

>>36449670
It seems like most guys with bug dicks are retarded.
They are the ones who have truly been fucked up by porn, where as small dick guys already know they are small.

>>36449600
You have to understand how he feels. 12 year old boys and girls are having sex left and right nowadays, so he feels he's late to the party, and so do all of us.

>>36449712
No lad, you are just a fucking idiot who has been turned into a bigger idiot because of porn.

>bottoms out his girl during DOGGY STYLE, hitting the cervix
>Durrrr I wish I was even bigger!

Unironically kill yourself. I mean that sincerely.

>>36449600
I wish everyone under 25 would just duck off.

The funny part about it when they turn 25, they are gonna feel the same because then they truly realize what being fucked means.

>>36448635
I wanna get cucked by a trap. Would be so humiliating

I would probably flash women.

>>36449457
Originally this
I'm right on the verge of being a norman except my tiny penis
Knowing that just because you were unlucky enough to not get a big enough dick no one wants to fuck you and by extension wants to be with you romantically, and knowing there isn't a single thing to be done about it is absolutely crushing
There are entire dimensions of emotional pain most people can't even fathom

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>>36449759
>where as small dick guys already know they are small.
Exactly my point. I know I'm not big, so I'm small. Many grills rejected cause muh dick insecurity.

And the one or two times we watched porn with ex was excruciating.

I am 100% sure that if my body and hands were smaller I wouldn't be so insecure but that dick on my body just looks like babydick. I don't think I ever even saw smaller dick anywhere online in my life (inb4 micropenis).

>skinny manlet
>7.5x5.5
Doesn't change anything when you're a lonely virgin

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>>36449597
yeah exactly
switching around would be a lot more fun i think, i personally am a lot more submissive but i'd love to have a partner and just switch aroudn sometimes.girl or guy (im cool with both)

also pic is my ass, idk why im posting this shit im drunk as hell

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>>36450152
>calling that small
Nigga you can still wrap your hand around the base

>>36448635
It's not that big sorry to break it to you and it's certainly cute as fuck. Would suck heterosexually/10

>>36450509
You can too you just don't do it lol, your dick is bigger.

Starting to think we have been poisoned. Literally and factually mentally poisoned even before puberty by porn.

>>36449577
Well you can be mad about things you can't change or you can focus on being positive and making changes in your life for the better.

>>36438327
would have lost my virginity at 14.

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>waaah my dick is so small

Literal dicklet coming through.

>>36450604

Bruh I have a huge donger and I didn't even know how big it was until I first got laid at 20 even then I didn't really start taking advantage of it until my mid 20's when it finally clicked that most women are thirsty bitches

>>36438327
My dick would be smaller. I mean come on, ONLY big?

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wtf you tell me

am I going to be ok?

>>36450152
>le humblebrag maymay

It ain't magnum but it certainly looks bigger than average. Stop trying to make people feel bad when they have nothing to worry about you normie shit

My dick is big, but I'm also a sub. Dick's are disappointing when they don't come close to mine. I'm 8", and I can put both hands around my dick, and still have some not in my hands.

>>36449597
>Would be so fun to ass fuck a guy who's stronger than you but has a smaller dick ;) And then have him cuddle you and hold you in his arms
I wish I had this

>>36447876

This is pretty much hard evidence this board has become normie-fied. We got fags from /lgbt/ and trap posters, /soc/ posters, roasties coming to harvest attention, ect.

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>>36448203
miles do you know what happened to Dunsel? tell him he's missed

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This board needs more homo-erotic threads like this one

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I would cry because people would want me to penetrate them instead of them penetrating me.

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is this the official /r9k/ dick posting thread

>>36452137
Are you a semen demon (female (trap))?

Also would you succ?
>>36450851

>>36449597
Fucc meeeeeeeeee

>6'1ft
>5'5

fuck my life. I still have a great sed life, and women come back for more but I will never feel the satisfaction of having my dick hurt her pussy, or have her pussy tighten around my cock.

>>36452765
>5'9ft
>6'3"

I live in the North and women here are as tall as me

>>36450646
Im about as long as you but way thinner
Get the fuck out norm

>>36453427
Actually mine is shorter and thinner than you
Fuck you, please die

>>36452398
>>36451992
>>36450851
>>36447403
Are these big?

>>36450557
I've measured properly, 8 inches.

>>36438327
i would know how to serenade girls bc im a femanon

>>36448827
doesn't look anywhere near 15cm around

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>>36452574
Come and I'll fuck you... as long as you're cute ;)

>>36453599
>doesn't look anywhere near 15cm around
>doesnt look
>look
That's what I was saying this whole time. "On paper" it's above average or even big but in reality it just looks and feels small like I said.

>>36453599
Also here it's in my hand, point stands perhaps even more so
>>36450152

>>36453618

make a webm of you pulling the foreskin back to reveal your shiny perfect head pls

>>36453710

6 inches circumference is well above average, fuck off retard.

>>36453710
That's because you're 6'4

It looks different to a 5'3 woman

If I had a big cock I'd be way more confident. You can trump any other physical attribute with a big dick.

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>>36454296
Pic related wish mine was bigger

>>36454178
>>36454236
>hurrrr it's x inches fat
>quotes post where I reply to anon who agrees it doesn't look like it

Also are you saying that perception of proportions changes with one's own height?

mine's only 6 inches, wish it were bigger considering 6 is average i think?

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>>36449356
>trap with a dick that big
Holy shit put it in me fuck my ass

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>>36454645
Gladly ;)

>>36454143
sure I'll go do that

>>36438327
>How would your life change if you had a big dick?
It would be the same as it is now because I already have a big one.

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>>36454796
Where are you from how far do I have to drive to have you pound my ass
tfw drunk enough to consider posting my butt

>>36440411
Id be afraid of breaking my neck and being found deep throating a cock.

>>36449356
Pls be in Florida. Orifjdh a h ft

>>36454796
Post bitch, damn. It's been half a fucking hour.

>>36453518

you've watched way too much porn anon

>>36454796

WE ARE WAITING 234234124

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s-so for girth... you're supposed to measure around the widest part right. like the rim of the head?

>>36456582
Pretty sure you do the shaft.

>>36455636
I'm one of those cocks, was just fishing for compliments, sorry, I'm pathetic..

I'm complementing posting my hairy smelly unwashed NEET cock.

Its ugly and cut tho.

>>36443949
5'6 5'7 ish and about an inch larger. I agree, even being 6'2 with a 4 incher would be better, but then again, I'm still hopeful I'll find someone who is happy with me, but we'll see I guess

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>>36438327

The bigger problem is being cut. I wish I wasn't mutilated and had thousands of nerve endings cut away from me. Orgasms are one of the few free pleasures in life and my dick was handicapped.

I've been doing foreskin restoration for months, but the progress is slow and will take many more months. Even then, it'll just make it easier to jerk off and a bit more sensitivity, but I can't get back the frenulum and ridged band.

Last time I measured my dick with a tape measure it was 7.8 inches non-"bone pressed". I'd rather have a 4 inch dick if it meant having an intact dick, it's not like any female will ever see it anyways.

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>>36456346
>>36455414
oops I closed the thread and forgot about it

>>36456346
>>36455414
I'll do the pull back thing some other day

>>36450851
i mean, it's short but thick. but short

>>36440834
>just repeatedly jab her uncomfortably with my meatrod
Lost it

>>36447741
how big is your penor?

I am 7.5 x 6.25 (properly measured)

Still a 20 yr old KHV

>>36438327
My girlfriend wouldn't cuck me all the fucking time.

>>36456582

You measure the widest part, wherever that is.

>>36445706
It's really awesome to know that bigger guys take pleasure out of making smaller guys feel inferior. I'm only 4" and I love love love it when guys (or girls) find out about it and talk about it. It gives me such a rush!

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>>36460404

Forgot to add to this, I admit it is a nice ego boost, but it doesn't do anything to help me, because I have extremely low self esteem, confidence and assertiveness

My son's wife thinks my dick is too big for a trap but he still enjoys stroking it while fucking me from behind and calling me a pathetic white boi

>>36459189
8" measured over the top w/ ruler

>>36460404
pics

orega

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>>36438327
>>36438327
My life would have to change quite a bit

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>>36460541

Forgive the hard shadow, and the length is hard to measure and take photo simultaneously

8 inches x 5.5 bone pressed

non-bone pressed is like 7, which looks small/normal on my 6'1 230 lb ass

wish it were bigger

>>36461221
jk probably closer to 6.5 than 7 non bone pressed

thankfully I'm able to use the hidden inch and a half but still

>>36460722
looks more like 6" length. still good tho

Can I get a non-meme answer on the average dick size? Why do most people here at least 6+inches but the average is around 5 inches? Either people are lying or the averages are just propaganda to make men not feel inferior.

>>36461542
people are probably just lying

the average is 5.2 inches flat

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>>36461443

probably cause I'm a 6'5" skelly with big hands

>>36461558
and that's bone pressed btw

>>36460722
tape is loose

>>36438327
I would be the bomb because I could suck my own dick

Im a 6'0 manlet with a 4.5" micropenis
It goes without saying im a virgin.

I'd still be too nervous to let anyone near it.

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>>36463102

better?

in an original manner

>>36463514
Can we get a side view pls.

>>36463246
micro-penis is technically under 3"
A doctor would tell you you're normal

>>36463531

Give me like 20 minutes

originally

>>36438426
>It's gotta be miserable only being able to go a quarter to halfway in.

Is it really that miserable though ?

>>36438327
I would have been successful. I would have achieved a lot in life. I would have been in a better place and shape. I would be content with my life in general.

>>36442891
it helps a lot for confidence. Are you even reading the thread? Some dicklets are so insecure that they are literally voluntary virgins to avoid someone seeing their dick

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>>36460566
>those smileys

holy shit i am dying

I just want it to be at least average. I'm really torn desu.

>>36465003

Average isn't good enough though. It's small compared to what most women prefer.

>>36465021
Yeah but a 6 x 5 is good enough, i guess. I want it to be at least functional. If i could trade one of my legs with that penis, i really would.

>>36465042

It's only good enough if you like knowing that your gf has been fucked better by other guys and will always feel like you're a beta compared to her previous hookups.

>>36465407
Yeah well i don't.

But idk i guess it doesn't matter anymore because my small dick has killed my urge to pursue women. Like all of them is really intimidating to me, and i feel inferior to them. I don't like that feels, i'm not a cuck, i don't enjoy that kind of mental torture

>>36464849
it's how a real woman would react, okay.

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>>36463531
>>36464716

not even sure if this is what you meant by side view, but you can have this photo

>>36448635
Please do lewd feminine trap things with me please.

I have a big dick but I am still a virgin, unless you have a literal micropenis it shouldn't matter

Looking at this thread what is with all these femboys/traps with huge cocks?

Where do I find one close to me?

>>36438327
>small dick
>having a life to change in the first place
That's a funny joke :^)

>>36440873
Jesus, faggot. Go cure that phimosis, preferably in a nonsurgical fashion and be the slayer you were meant to be. Then kindly leave.