/britfeel/

>>36437563
i-i'll sit on your face anon

I don't get the facesitting fetish. It seems very unpleasant. People are heavy.

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>>36437563
*truck boys pull up*
*pull down your pants and hand you a fresh bud*
*drive off*

truck boys

just bit my tongue a fucking belter, failure of evolution

Traps are gay originally

>card gets declined for tesco order
Great.

>>36437590
Traps are gay originaIly

how do I approach girls when I walk my doggo, lads?

I always walk past a bunch of girls who go to a college near my place, they're in such highly concentrated numbers that they can't all have bfs. I also see this introverted looking girl walking her dog in the same park as me a lot of the time, but whenever she sees my dog she tries rushing away like she doesn't want the hassle of her dog barking and shit when mine gets close.

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T G I F
G
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Post waifus lads, you know you want to.

>>36437585
Because it's super hot.

I'm so thirsty for a girl to sit on my face.

>>36437613
in my experience girls approach me when walking my doggo
maybe yours just isnt qt enough

>>36437585
she doesn't literally sit on your face, she's on her knees over your face.

>>36437629
my pupper gets plenty of smiles but never an approach desu

BBC2 having a nightmare today

Have the Norks finally started nuking us?

Okay lads, how do I get a qt on my face?

What can I do to get into a situation where this can happen?

>>36437646
must be you then lad, are you a munter?

>>36437656
Pay for it on AW

>>36437647
Maybe, heard an explosion earlier, though it might just have been last night's curry

>>36437665
I'm not paying to lick out a prostitute.

>>36437627
No, it's not.

It's something that girls consider to be hot. They see a guy with a good-looking face and they want to sit on it because they want that face in their pussy.

>>36437663
you want to say that to my face next time, lad?

>>36437675
Tough shit then

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>tfw getting paid to drink on work time
Im living the high life lads. I even have kettle chips.

>>36437681
Well I'm not a girl and I think it's really hot.

Eating their pussy, warm thighs on your face, she's in a dominant position. Sexy as fuck.

>>36437704

do you mean getting paid while you drink? Nobody gets paid to drink.

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>>36437621

https://youtu.be/jPmb0F00YPE

My jumper is scratchy around the neck and too tight around the wrists

>>36437734
People get paid to eat. If you're entertaining enough, people will darn well pay you to drink

>>36437734
I guess yeah. I'm just on a train journey to drop something off then just getting a train back.

>>36437511

He should go to bed at a normal time like a normal person

>>36437753
You're going to bed at 3am.

>>36437777

without referring you to the wiki page you silly hilly no mates, a >meme is a cultural idea/concept that spreads sort of virally, and develops organically via the idiosyncratic creative expression of people who get >infected. At least that's how your mum got it!

>>36437777
Only because he was doing laundry

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>>36437777
No quads unchecked while I'm here

Zaoshang hao yinggan. Chi fan le ma

>>36437816
*truck noises in distance*

>>36437830
T R U C K B O Y S

B L O X X

>>36437587
thanks truckboys

>>36437613
the other day some milf approached me as I was walking my dogs and even called me "cutie" a number of times. it felt good but she was a bit frail in face, nothing like your average porno milf

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Just sent one of my oneitis's an instagram request.

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>tfw I said goodnight to you lads last night and didnt get any (you)s

>>36437704
Grolsch = best beer ever

>>36438038
Good morning lad, its nice to see you again today

>>36438007
Best i ever got was some 60 year old came up to me in the supermarket and said "it's a privilege isn't it". I said "y-yep" and made a beeline to my car.

>>36438041

crownounberg 1664 is also nice as well

I'm getting bullied at work for being a virgin, by Indians.
>How do they know?
I tried to pretend I had a girlfriend but they asked to see pictures of her so I had to come clean.
Then before I could answer about how often I have sex he laughed and said I never had, which is right, and I couldn't think of any combeack other than "I-I'm waiting until I find the right girl..."
Now every day they ask if I had sex last night and tell me I'm wasting my life. It's even gotten to the point where they're asking how much I jack off.
Annoyed, I asked them if they push these kind of questions on anyone else that works there and they said yes. They then went on to tell me about a female coworker (who, unknown to them, I have feelings for but rarely share shifts with) and how she's told them she's got three guys on the go and that they imagine "her pussy like bacon now". Told them I was going to bring it up with her, to try and call their bluff.

Not sure what to do tomorrow when I see them.

>>36438050
>its nice to see you again today
y-you too

Any gay lads here want to post their knobs?

>>36438090
No need to fight on their level lad, just go above them.

Find the youngest manager at your work, someone who actively wants to climb the ladder, and tell them about how you have severe depression and suffer from anxiety and despite telling this to the Indian lads they continue to torment you. Also mention how you suffer from panic attacks and that they've been deliberately trying to trigger them and you're at your wits' end.

Might also be nice to google some racist Indian words and say they've been saying them under their breath to you but you don't know what they mean.

The mental health card trumps the race card every single time.

I had a Polish girl compliment my accent earlier. Found it strange considering I'm from just outside Durham originally; surpirsed she could understand me let alone like it.

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>>36438125
sure but i'm not gay

I stopped playing layton because every puzzle made me feel like a dumb idiot.

Lads, is it weird that I don't own a single hoodie besides my parka at the age of 19? I mostly just wear plain jumpers.

>>36438175
No but you should get some. Pullover hoodies are maximum comfy.

How are you celebrating Queen's birthday lads?

>>36438185
this, i got a great one on a sale years ago for 7 quid, maximum comfy

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>>36438165
its okay, layton puzzles seem to be absolute cunts, this is one ive heard about, the answer to it is TEXT ME

the real correct answer is dump her

How do I stop coming on britfeel? I'm spending all day here doing nothing

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>>36438247
*truck boys pull up*
*pull your pants down and tie your legs with rope*
"don't come round here no more"
*drive off and throw you a fresh bud*

truck boys

>decide to go on /pol/ to discuss the terror attack and French election
>someone gets dubs and it becomes a get thread
Is the average age there 14?

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PIay Overwatch

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>>36438373
That happens everywhere though

>>36438418
Right but they start saying 'kek is with us!' like autists. also check these sick trips

>>36438374
Got it around a month ago, still getting trashed. Triggered I can't get the HueHue Lucio skin either.

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>>36437621
Thicc is a bad meme.

Posted.

I've farmed quite a few (You)s with my BBC news post. How about you guys?

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>>36438438
3 off
>kek is with us
Haha what autists I'm glad nothing like that happens here. Imagine if we started worshipping a wrestler or something haha.

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>>36438373
Happens here too.

>Assumed Mudslime attack in Dortmund was actually some autist trying to larp Casino Royale
Wew

>>36438514
Now people are saying 'l-look guys other people do bad stuff too shame on you assuming every attack is muslims.'

>>36438514
i prefer this to a terrorist attack, terrorist attacks are just the norm now, this was fucking hilarious

>>36438483
Do mean the thread about the office roastie? Other than /britfeel/ I dont usually make threads unless I'm truly bored.

>tfw 30 isnt too young to have a heart attack
Think my stress is gonna kill me lads.

>>36438563

>not welcoming the sweet release of death

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A fair bit has happened lads. We heard that a painter had went missing so we had a word with his wife, who said that he went into his study and then never came back out.
Upon investigating we found a strange painting, which transported us to a painted world, by way of the missing mans magic paintbrush. After killing some painted trolls we were able to escape unharmed.
We later visited the castle of Chorrol, and were tasked with finding the Countess' missing painting of her late husband. Turns out the resident mage had an affair with the Count and stole the painting out of jealousy after his death.
The plan now is to get a horse and make our way to Anvil.

>>36438578
I honestly thought I was going to go last night. Chest felt tight and had another funny turn. I was mostly worried about what they'd find in my room and computer

>>36438594
That was a top tier quest

>>36438508
How does Sexy Kev do a heel turn? Does he put on a track suit and cover up his brilliance?

>>36438627
Might have been the start of a panic attack.

They feel like heart attacks to me, which does nothing to help the panic...

what shall i make for tea lads

>>36438594
>tfw i will never be able to enjoy oblivion like this ever again

>>36438646
Yeah I've had a couple this week. I just curl up in a ball and listen to music til it passes.

>>36438647

Pot noodle and a pint of milk

>>36438669
a pint of milk??? get a load of this guy

>>36438639
Probably begins to be negative and shame people for not being as sexy as him. While covering up.

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>>36438669
>pint of milk
Skimmed?

>>36438647
Spaghetti hoops with Potato Smiley faces.
Turkey Dinosaur shapes if you feel up to the challenge.

>>36438639
Surely someone with that gimmick is already a heel.

>>36438693

Only full fat for mummy's best boy.

>>36438693
Redpill me on fair trade products.

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>friends think I'm a right wing bastard
>leave leftie comments on random fb pages knowing it will show up in their newsfeed

>>36438723
You get to feel good about yourself because Kwame is making 2p a day instead of 1p.

>>36438723
I can redpill you on "free range chickens" if you want?

They eat their own shit. They are walking around in their own filth constantly. They get sick more often because they eat their own shit.

Managed grazing (mobile chicken coups) is the true patrician way of chicken raising. They are never in 1 place long enough to destroy the ground, and their contact with their own shit is minimal because you move them every day.

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>>36437563
White girls are easy edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful big black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

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>>36437563
>tfw thicc asian internet gf who wants to sit on my lap but lives in aus

>>36438778
My nan and her oap friends couldn't stop talking about this at the bingo yesterday ffs

Might try /nofap/ lads. Too depressing these day.

Honest Q: Does ANYBODY know of a woman in STEM who has failed an interview? Everyone I know has passed with flying colours, really googles your ganglies

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Feeling quite peckish, but don't know what I should walk into town for.

mum wants me to get hypnosis because i have no confidence or self esteem. how do i tell her its complete bullshit?

>>36438975
> Implying it is

>>36438782
Commit a crime and they'll ship you there for free

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*Blocks your path*

Answer this or ill rip down your Anime posters!

>>36438975
>wants me to get hypnosis
It might work if you're extremely weak minded

>>36439032
I don't even understand it.

>>36439032
A is 2
B is 3
C is 6
D is 4

That was fun desu

Remember lads. You could die at any moment. Just remember that

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How does the BBC allow someone so based on tv?

>>36439127
Hopefully that moment is very soon

Lads, a mate of mine broke up with his gf of two years a couple of months back. I've been friends with her for longer and we text a lot- we're supposedly meeting to watch Red Dwarf sometime. Fwiw, she doesn't drink, to give some insight into her vibe. What's gonna happen?

>>36439092
Wrong.

O R I G I N A L L Y F U C K O F F B O T

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>>36438782
>internet gf

w e w
e
w

>>36439092

>2+6=4

C'mon anon, pIs

>>36439153
slip her some roofies lad

>>36439156
>>36439176

Whoops, meant to put D is 8, my bad lads

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>>36439153
Impress her with a Reliant Robin

Pic related, it's a Reliant Robin

Who 25+ here?

It doesn't get better

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I'm going to Japan soon lads, how much do I pay for a jap girl to sit on my face

>>36439275
>Who 25+ here?
30. And no it just gets worse.

>>36439275
Yeah I'm 26
Every year that goes by I hate myself a little more

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Turns out horses are way more expensive than expected and we never made it to Anvil, but its alright because we have a new way to make money.
We were invited into The Thieves Guild and proved our worthiness by beating two other thieves in a race to steal a mans diary. Now we are going to wait until tomorrow night and rob all of the shops in the market district.

picked up some CBD oil and a vape, wouldn't say it's lowered anxiety but it has made me relaxed like really relaxed
not sure if I'll buy again/10

>>36439284
You can do that here for about 120 gbp hour

Fuck lads brings a tear to my eye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RcmVobP320

>>36439275

28 and still miserable.

>>36439330
But aren't all jap escorts here just chinks lying just to charge more

fell for the facebook dating group meme

it's worse than a dating site
most males get ignored, women center of attention.

women regularly complain that men are contacting them from the page (that they are both apart of)

Proceed to shame individual men for contacting her on the dating page.

lads wont talk to you or add to your posts/conversations so no banter, they will jump on bashing other males and general white knighting

Non single women joining the DATING page get butthurt when told to fuck off to a social page if they want friends

I have learnt my lesson and deleted my normie book account

>>36439366
Possibly I've only ever had English and Romanian girls tbqh

>>36439340
>pathetic poundland terrorist

absolutely terrific

>3 years to turn my life around before I'm 30

4 months in and I've lost a stone lads

>>36439396
Well done lad keep at it

>>36439396

30 is the new 16

>call my mental health worker to arrange an app
>said she'll call me back
>that was 2 hours ago
Really helping love cheers.

>>36439340
>people of all colours and faiths
>british people

hes a cuck, ignored

spilt water on my laptop and now its gone mental

what an I supposed to do now? buy a new keyboard?

>>36439422
I know he should have scream 'fucking sandniggers race war now!'.

>>36439460
only whites can be brits, so calling british people people of all colours and faiths is an incredible insult

>>36439489
You're right, he should have said 'by the way all you niggers and pakis listening should gtfo' I'm sure the BBC would love that. Are you ever happy with anything or you just deem it 'not right wing enough' and call them a cuck?

>>36439420
Called mine up and told her the voices in my head are getting worse, got an appointment in 3 weeks time, they are useless

>>36439514
i want the truth, and if he had any dignity he wouldnt be working for the bbc, he wants to meddle multiculturalism propaganda aimed as destroying the ethnic native population of the country

i would be much happier if he had said that the jihadis wouldnt be able to defeat or win against the native ethnic population

Thinking of asking a half qt grill out who i havent spoken to for years, still have her on failbook though, how would i go about this?

>>36439535
The vast majority of the native enthic population hate you and your ideals and want you to gtfo

>>36439537
whatever you do post the chat logs please

>>36439535
So, no, you're constantly miserable and always looking for the negatives. Define 'natives'. My grandmother was an Irish immigrant, does that make my mother and I natives? Or are you basically just meaning anyone darker than a glass of milk regardless of how long their family has been here?

>>36439537
>a half qt grill
so she's half cute? Which half?

Maybe i should visit one of those chinky tugjob parlors in camden.

Don't think i could fuck a hooker but i could have some gook rub one out.

>>36439517
Next time tell her the voices say she's a cunt.

>>36439570
how naive you are, we are waking up friend, brexit was just the start

>>36439579
you are an immigrant because irish are not native here, but at least youre "white", and i use that term very loosely since youre irish

>>36439598
What is it about asians do you like

>>36439588

well shes quite fit when shes just "normal" but when she smiles for pictures or when she laughs she just looks ugly as fuck, i cant even explain it, she looks like a tranny (she isnt a tranny)

>>36439640
I don't have yellow fever its just they are the ones who work in tugjob parlors

>>36439622
>i use that term very loosely since youre irish
>he fell for the /pol/ 'any nation that's a bit shit is suddenly not white' meme

>>36439649
Could be a lot of fun go for it

>>36439622
>we are waking up friend
Ah yes, that handful of skinhead retards is really set to take over anyday now.

>>36439640
black hair and feminine round faces are scientifcally attractive to humans

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This is comfy as fuck lads

>>36439700
Everyone's unique some like red hair some like blond but it's all ok

>bbc news segment on cyber crime

>images of people wearing hoodies with the hoods up while on typing

>screen with "Attack Target - United States"

>"this 16 year old self proclaimed hacker talks about how he got started"

how can they still be so disconnected in 2017

>>36439728
Of course there is some outliers, like how some people like obese chicks but scientifcally you shouldn't be. It's all good though, different strokes for different folks

>>36439736
It's not that they're disconnected, it's that they want to keep everyone else disconnected.

>>36439736
Suprised they didnt show them in an anonymous mask.

>>36439758
anonymous community 4th Channel is said to be responsible for the cyber attack

really can't understand why anyone outside of america would be a Mormon

Mormonism only exists to reconcile american's devotion to Christianity with america's unimportance in the bible

>>36439802
Are there Mormons outside of the us?

>>36439820
yes, i used to live next door to some, and there's a mormon church in a the new town i moved to

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>>36437621
i wanna wake up in the afternoooon
fuck daytime tv just my favourite tuuuune
cause it is much easier for meee.....
so i decided to do it,while i can. fucking 8 weeks of CBT at 09:00 every thurs will fuck with that plan though. :(

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Beginning to think this whole "mandarin is the hardest language ever it's impossible to learn!" is just a meme lads.

The vocab is pretty fucking basic. They don't even have words for "Happy" or "Sad", they say "Open heart" and "hurt heart". A lot of words are made up of combining two words like that.

It's just the writing system which is hard to understand because it's so different than anything else. Their symbols don't stand for letters or sounds. They're pictographs, so you have to wrote memorise them all.

>>36437590
>>36437607
How did you do this
Bla bla original

>>36439570
Not true at all. My very middle class parents are starting to hate multicult and so are their friends.

>>36439883
How much have you learn so far lad

>>36439366
Probably Chinese. There are more of them lol.
Watch the documentary
>Sex: My British Job
Think it was on channel 4. It's undercover in Asian brothel in London. Quite interesting.

>>36439923
shhh, let him believe every one here loves holding hands and getting blown up, he'll get upset when we start the deportations and getting rid of the non whites

>>36439899
Traps are gay originalIy

>>36439820
Yeah I've had a couple try to convert me a couple of times. They do seem quite polite at least.

>>36439928
I can speak and write the romanisation for 82 words at the mo.

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>>36437621
posting

juggling this essay writing and exercise meme is getting pretty hard lads, I am too lazy to do both

I'll do the running today, treat myself to a takeway each night until my work is done

>>36439820
Theres a mormon family a few houses down from me, they don't go around peoples houses though and always seem so happy

>>36439923
There's a difference between hating the rise of islam and wanting to deport blacks and asians that have been here for decades. Stop dreaming.

>>36439999
Checked
>>36439986
Hooooooooow????

traps are not gay so long as they look, smell and feel like a girl

my biggest fear about fucking a trap is getting close to them and getting a big whiff of male odour

>>36440029
Not their knob bouncing around while you fuck their arse?

>>36440028
Traps are gay originaIIy

>>36440015
Impressive keep going

>>36440029
they have a penis. that makes them not look like a girl

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>Chinese have no word for happy

my aunt got married in a mormon church despite not being mormon. the priest fella really seemed to tread very lightly around their beliefs in the brief little selling pitch he did at the end of the ceremony, almost like he knew how silly it all is

>>36440063
2nd 3rd and 5th seem like qts. So does the one in that distance behind the head of the 1st.

>>36440048
>>36440055
you still think it's gay if they have a little girly dick, lad?

a little barbie pink useless dick is not gay at all

>>36440077
What's silly about being decedents from a race of aliens from the planet Kobol?

>>36440052
Are you a hacker?
>you have been muted
Reeeeeee

>>36440021
Blacks and Asians who have been here for decades committing vastly disproportionate amounts of crime and taking out of the system more than they put in. The people are becoming mindful of those facts

Nobody wants the blackies living near them hence white flight.

>>36440095
I am the hacker known as 4chan, yes

>>36440086
i find every kind of dick disgusting and a turn off because i'm not fucking gay

>>36440118
The legendary grinch poster here at last!

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I'm voting for a black guy get fucked racists.

>>36440131
dick isn't the deciding factor desu

you can be feminine and have a dick and you can be masculine and have a vag

>>36440137
sounds like he's out to do good for the place, good choice lad

>>36439820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajhRHxewpKs

>>36440137
He's fucking every white woman within a one mile radius

>>36440113
And poor people in general commit more crimes. Should we bomb all the housing estate to be on the safe side? Dont want any criminal whites ruining muh pure nation.

>>36440183
*intimitates labour voter*

The white women at weight watchers cant stop talking about Kwasi ffs

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Think my PC may be broken lads

Are they seriously still looking for that McCann girl?

>>36440137
my local MP is openly gay with a loving partner

feels good man

is the homeless anon still about, hows it going lad?

>>36440210

>Top 10 hide and seek games that got out of hand

>>36440210
She's probably in the back of a Paki shop in Rochdale

>>36440210
I dont think anyone is genuinely still looking but it's good for press and gibs

>>36440210
so obv her parents did it

Oh it's great being a black Conservative MP candidate...

>Central Office won't DARE start a fight with you

*intimidates Patrick McLoughlin*

>You get to eliminate every deficit with your beautiful, black fiscal policy....

*cuts to interracial back bench scene*

>>36440241
I've been thinking this for a while actually, they have never properly looked into the parents and I reckon it will come out that they they either did it themselves or had a part to play in it

>>36440249
>cuts to interracial back bench scene
I keked

holy shit guys anyone seen that 'threads' movie

>>36440267
>>36440241
Didnt a Portugese police officer come out recently and point out a bunch of iregularites in their story?

>>36440286
you just got home from gcse history and have to everyone about this?

>>36440241
>murder young daughter
>profit of her death and make millions
>get off completely scot free

>>36440286
>threads' movie
I think I watched it way back in my school days.

>>36440305
well I don't think they have been heavily questioned

>>36440352
Indeed. I believe they left the country after being advised not to and Portugal is obviously more concerned with dealing with it's own crimes than chasing them down. Wonder if we'll get a suicide/confession eventually.

>tfw might soon have an qt Asian gf to sit on my face
Been talking to her for a while but not going out until after exams because.
Wish me look lads

>>36440249
This is a top quality post

>>36440381
>Wonder if we'll get a suicide/confession eventually.

Not a fucking chance, these people are making so much money off their story.

that 'retake childhood photos as a grown up' thing is pretty goddamn cringey

>Pen stops working mid word
>Scribble on a bit of paper to confirm still ink left
>Go back to word
>No ink will come out
>Go back to scribble
>Ink comes out
>Go back to word
>No ink comes out

Why does this happen?

>>36440388
Good look! You going to asia just for a spot of facesitting?

>>36440415
it's kek giving you a sign anon

>>36440415
The pen hates you

>>36438543
yep. most replies i've ever had for a thread

Been browsing British news pages on fb lads. Christ our country is full of idiots. Even the people I agree with come off like mongs.

>>36440436
His pen might be a NEET pen. only works on it's own time at it's own pace.

>>36440415
Nanomachines
Orangutan

>>36440415
probably something to do with the pressure on the paper and the rapid motion

>>36440457
That's free-dumb of speech for you

>>36440457
give us some examples lad.

i do agree with you. the whole unilad type people make me cringe.

>>36440421
Nah she lives here, half jap I think

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>>36440509
>give us some examples
Here's some chat about Nige

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Is this the feel you are looking for?

>>36440531
>Jeremy Corbyn is a man of courage conviction
>Abstained from snoopers charter vote

>Jeremy Corbyn isn't part of the establishment
>Leader of the opposition

Really makes you wonder.

>>36440532
>that smile
Oh myyyy

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And here they are discussing what punishment terrorists should get

>>36440531
>but since he is part of the establishment he wants conservatives in power

lol just wow. proper bad mongs

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>>36437621
Reading everyday until my brain collapses into itself.
>>36440017
yeee boiiii essays and takeaways are how it has to be.
>>36438125
nah not today.
>>36439132
He controls them... also i don't think the 30 people who watch him are a threat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ttyHyvRJOw

>>36440531
I don't understand how people can indentify with any of the parties so strongly...

I don't find any of the parties appealing enough to vote for them and am not going to just vote for the 'least bad' one if I don't like them

>>36440607
>If you kill your enemies they win

lads...

Corbyn is a career politician. Farage, like him or not, actually had a job and a real life before entering politics.

>>36440607
>prisoners have a better standards of living than prisoners

someone who has clearly never studied the prison system lol, been to jail, or spoke to people who have been in jail.

>>36440637
>If you kill your enemies they win
That's literally the argument the retard presenter was making (James O'Brian LBC)

>>36440637
they must have read a cheap knockoff version of the art of war
i didn't see that in 1 i've got

>>36440650
Are you the lad that's done time? If not I'd like to get his thoughts if he's ITT.

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Order noodles

>>36440705
Xi? Is that you?

think my scroll wheel is starting to go lads

>>36440674
im not lad. i have studied the prison system a fair bit because i study criminology. i have read about 3 books, and attended a bunch of lectures. Also i have a few friends who have been to jail. if a terrorist went to prison it certainly wouldent be cushy.

prison can be not too bad if you are in a low security prison

>>36440729
Mice are cheep you can just buy a new one

>>36440752
i like my mouse

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>go to sleep at 6am after doing nothing all night
>wake up at about 1pm
>lay in bed till 4pm because I can't be bothered getting out

hm

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Norway has a maximum sentence of 21 years. And prisoners are kept in pretty much luxury with their own private cells (with several rooms), a computer, TV and a personal gym.

And yet everyone says Norway has the best prison system.

How is having a max 21 year a good deterrent?

If I kill 3 people I'm now going to get 21 years, so why do I stop killing people?

There's a Norwegian serial killer that killed a suspected over 138 people.

>>36440785
The age old neet tail
Well I'm off to work *sigh*

fuck it
odds i wank
evens i get an hr rocket league

>>36440814
Nice one
Wanna team up?

>>36440785
fuck it i'll go do my running. If I never post again i've died. farewell

>>36440796
>If the prisoner is still considered dangerous after serving the original sentence, the detention can be extended by five years at a time.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_imprisonment_in_Norway

So they just keep adding on extra years. Still not a great system

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Girl I find amazing just accepted my request on kikebook. I want to make babies with her.

>>36440852
Any chance of a cheeky pic?

>>36440850
>Still not a great system

what is a great system lad? the uk system doesent work. most prisoners that are released re offend.

>>36440850
The person that killed 138 people wasn't

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnfinn_Nesset

>>36440863
Sorry mate she's under 18

>>36440894
>what is a great system lad?
Obviously this>>36440607

Really though I dont know which country has the best system. Everywhere seems ineffective or brutal. There's just too many people in prison for the rehabilitation meme to work.

>>36440918
>released after serving 12 years of this sentence for good behaviour
ffs

>>36440925
>Really though I dont know which country has the best system

Saudi Arabia has every low crime rates

I signed up to a thai dating site when i was bored and now im getting messages from cute girls

one says she has 4 rai of land we could raise a family on and farm.

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>>36440918
>bjorn comes into the surgery
>says he has headaches when herring fish
>wants me to give him an aspirin
>give him a lethal dose of suxamethonium chloride instead

>>36440925
right wingers often say that there isnt a real solution, and that criminals are an unfortunate sacrifice that reinforces morality to the rest of the populace.

the uk prison population is very over packed

i think the solution starts with the environment

>>36440835
can do but i'm not that good, lad.
cautiouslad

>>36440975
This is my gimmick lad

>>36440968
Right but Saudi is also an oppressive shithole. I suppose it comes down to what we're willing to sacrifice to be safe.

>>36440968
would you want to live in saudi arabia though?

i think nazi germany also had a low crime

>>36440968
tell that to all the people the nobles freely rape without fear of prosecution

>>36441024
No because Saudi Arabia is a muslim shithole.

But what about having a similar justice system.

>>36441024
hitler created regiments out of convicted murders and sent them to cause havoc on the eastern front

>>36441046
>But what about having a similar justice system.

goes against everything we stand for in democracy and human rights. and it might only work in saudi arabia because the populace is so oppressed and religious

there are bound to be tons of miscarriages of justice in saudia arabia and our law system claims it is worse to arrest to punish an innocent man than to let a criminal go free.

>>36440979
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monoamine_oxidase_A
> 5.5% of Black men, 0.1% of Caucasian men, and 0.00067% of Asian men carried the 2R allele.
>An association between the 2R allele of the VNTR region of the gene and an increase in the likelihood of committing serious crime or violence has been found.

Thank god I was worried no one was going to make this comfy chat about race.

Ffs just nearly had another funny turn come on. Managed to beat it back singing song lyrics but my brain feels on fire.

>>36441105
got any academic sources and not wikipedia?

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Fuck there just aren't any opportunities to meet women

>>36441105
How can people say race is a social construct when shit like this happens?

There are clear biological differences between races

>>36441238
because they have already tried biological theory in the 19th century and found it unsuccessful

>>36441234
theres lots of opportunities, tinder, pof etc but like me you're probably too much of a pussy to use them.

Anyone plan on getting inebriated tonight?

>>36441272
>tinder
>pof

Not that lad but Tinder is the only place to meet 'normal' women but I've never met a girl on there that's looking for a relationship. Pof and OKC all the girls have something wrong with them and I'm not that desperate yet

>>36441272
Yeah I'm afraid to be a laughing stock, talked about etc

>>36441262
What do you mean by that? There are biological difference, it's not a "theory".

Different races interact with drugs differently. Among many other things. This is clear signs of differences between races.

>>36441293
not the fella you replied to. what is youe experience with the women on tinder? most women i match with just say they are checking it out, its annoying. met some half decent girls who where interested in me and wanted to date.

yeah, most girls on pof are kinda weird.

>>36440705
i don't know why you would go to a bar for noodles, theyre like the shittest of the shit in terms of food.

>>36441311
why? everyone's on tinder now days and the only to know that you're on tinder is if they use it as well. fuck what other people think.

>>36441340
Most do the 'haha I don't usually do this Tinder thing just trying to meet new people', I reckon they're just trying to delude themselves into thinking they aren't really online dating. I've been on a couple dates from Tinder and every one of them the girl said they weren't looking for something serious except one girl, but she was pof tier. Totally socially inept she was.

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>tfw hide tinder and dating posts so I dont get too depressed

>>36441352
Fuck it you're right

>>36441315
the study is literally referred to as biological theory. it was an old theory in the 19th century that was popularized by a criminologist called ceasare lombroso.

there is more evidence to suggest a stronger correlation between environment and crime.

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>be girlfriendless romantic whose only successes with women have been drunken desparation mistakes and one-night stands where they blank your attempts to contact them the next day
>go to house party last year
>get dragged away by 9/10 brunette whilst DJing
>'I fancy you can we make out'
>hang out a few more times after and it's great
>walk her back to the station after spending all night/day with her and say bye and have makeout session she initiates
>2 days later
>"I think we should just be platonic friends"

>cut off contact for a month
>proceed to have 5 months of liking everything I post on fb, starting conversations then stopping them, inviting herself to events I'm going to then flaking, mutual friends bringing her up, half paying attention to me half not
>give up after she flakes 3 more times on solo hanging out events

>7 months after meeting
>have party her bro and best mate will be at
>realize she might show up
>message asking her to not come if she heard about it because cba dealing with her weirdness
>"?what??"
>talk things out and claim she was on too many drugs and having too much fun
>"no anon you're awesome I do want to hang out with you"
>been occasionally hanging out ever since, really get along but just for a few hours here and there, never the right time to make a move
>she's still single
>agree to go clubbing next week

>end up getting high with her bro and going to their place (she's left town for the weekend)
>he brings her up
>very politely and in a friendly way talks about her in a "she used you and is not interested let it go" kind of way
>tfw you just got used for temporary attention and satisfaction again and she is no different to anyone else from before (she apologized months back tho)

we haven't really talked about "us" directly for a long time now tho and we're really getting along still so I guess I'll have to go with the flow and see what happens next week

>>36441393
Why depressed?

>>36441192
The citations are provided at the bottom of the page, it's not hard to find them.

>Attacking the source not the claim

>>36441262
Evolution exists and the races evolved separately from each other, developing their own mutations over millenia. You can't keep denying evolution or biology or anthropology. Science exists, and you need to get over your bible-thumping stubbornness. You can believe in God, sure, but to completely deny science just shows you are as buck-toothed hillbilly deep south stupid as you can get.

....a microscopic snippet of DNA left at a crime scene can tell what race you are
with 99.99% accuracy

....even the cheapest genetic tests from ancestry sites can tell what race you
are, and what percentage of other races your ancestors may have mixed with, up to
less than 1%

>>36441460
Because I havent had sex in years and I'm a 30 yr old NEET with zero prospects.

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like this, anon?


ljhvbjhvjgvtrxtrcui5415j

That reminded me I'm still waiting for my ancestry test results

Hope I'm not 1% nigger

>>36441481
I haven't had sex ever. Have you ever considered larping as rich, with a back story and everything?

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>>36441507
yah, feeels bad man

>>36441518
You're 100% homo

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Just check lads, they hadn't emailed me. My results are in.

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>tfw you will never be able to creampie your first child into this pennis menace

>>36441542
No I look like shit so unless I was larping with an unlimited credit card I'd be fucked. Sorry to hear that anon, wish I could offer some advice beyond bee urself.

>>36441557
>willingly giving DNA samples to a for-profit company

GG

>meet girl through mutual friends about a year and a half back
>she's extremely forward but I think it's pretty based that I don't have to initiate shit
>she constantly asks me to meet up but I'm in class
>she gets all powty about it and says shit like 'aww I really wanted to see you'
>skip class and meet her, have a good time pretty much every day with her
>mutual friends start saying stuff like 'you know she's 13 right'
>bullshit.jpg
>it gets to me after a few weeks
>ask her how old she is awkwardly
>'I'm 15'
>feel a bit noncy but she's 16 in a few weeks so I roll with it
>new years eve and I'm at a house party
>drunkenly marry her on facebook because I'm too afraid of commitment to put in a relationship
>retard me brings up her age again because I'm paranoid she really is 13
>she kicks off that I won't believe her even though she's told me many times
>I block her and move on with my life
>fast forward to June 2016 and I'm at an anime convention
>waiting in line with my mates
>she's right in front us and I'm awkwardly trying to avoid all eye contact with her
>she comes up to me and says she misses me
>wants to get back together
>try to be alpha as fuck and say I'm not interested
>she kicks off again

Was drunkenly chatting up her mate later in the evening and it turned out she was now lying about being 18 kek, dodged a bullet there tbqh

>>36441562
No worries, so how'd you have sex in the first place then?

>>36441462
that isnt biological theory..

you have never studied crime. if your sole source of info is a wikipedia page, you are clearly the one denying science because there have been tons of studied to suggest that the environment is a stronger indicator than DNA.

>Pacific Islander <1%

What did they mean by this?

how's everyone doing on this glorious day, our majesty's day of birth?

>kids outside screaming like crazy
>dog barking like crazy
watch the news tonight lads

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We have made some good progress with the Thieves Guild and have increased our rank. However the guards are really turning up the heat on us and it is interfering with our operations on the waterfront.
In order to lure the guardsmen away we will be staging four high end thefts at the same time, and we are tasked with stealing a staff from the Arch Mage at the Arcane University.
This will be a difficult task lads, hope were up to it.

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Am I white lids?

>>36441587
>tfw want to get one of these tests but don't want to give my dna to a company where i will forever be logged into a database

>>36441663
can they really find out where you're from from your DNA? Seems like a scam if you ask me.

>>36441663
>Melanesian

leave

>>36441626
you're not white, sorry

>>36440846
Finished it, still feel like collapsing after 3 mins of jogging but whatever I did it. bumhole started stinging though, don't know if the running caused that or something else

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>mum trying to get me to sign on


Leave me alone you fucking whore I'm not a leach just give me time to find a fucking job you dumb bitch

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Had some meme therapy today. I really want to quit desu. I saw a squirrel on the way home so it's not all bad~

>>36441713
If you've worked before and paid taxes you aren't a leach. You're taking from a system you've funded

>>36441370
>Most do the 'haha I don't usually do this Tinder thing just trying to meet new people',

yeah, most girls say pretty much the same thing to me. its too easy for them on tinder so they dont take it seriously. online dating is literally so shit as a man.

seems like girls on pof either have ridiculously high standards or they are socially inept. i mean, if someone is meeting people in real life, which is easy for a girl, why would they have to resort to online dating.

>>36441731
i want to destroy your bussy

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This is the culinary limit of perfect for cheese

>>36441622
I somehow had a gf when I was a teen (she was a couple of years younger and I guess she considered me cool). I've posted before but most recent time was my American cousin.

I tried online dating and it destroyed my confidence even 3/10s were ignoring me

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Please vote for me anon... I'll be a good PM, promise!

>>36441799
Couldn't even be fucked to get a pair of scissors to cut the packet.

>>36441811
hes anti gay so im voting lib dem, he will probably just ignore gay issues while on the surface say he supports it

What's a painless way to kill myself that won't gain huge attention in the media lads? I'm tired of living.

I'm kinda surprised that my DNA is only 10% British.

I've done my family tree back 400 years and everyone is from Britain.

>>36441836
why would you death gain attention in the media anyway? people kill themselves all the time

I've not had the desire to smoke weed or kill myself today.

I gotta say it was a good day.

>>36441804
Your American cousin? The fuck

>>36441849
I mean the local tabloids.

Cauliflower Cheese for dindins lads.

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>Teammates dead and spectating
>Get too anxious to play it slow
>Attack and missmissmiss

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>>36441731
why do you want to quit therapy? don't you feel like your making progress?

I'm just about done with any mental health services now, nothing but rubbish, everytime and everywhere I go they try to refer me to someone else or just go through the same routines. Thearpy is also useless in my case


>>36441811
but my area is a 92% chance tory win skimmed-milk-kun ;_;

>>36441827
https://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/11923/tim_farron/westmorland_and_lonsdale/divisions?policy=826

he seems to mostly vote for gay rights

>>36441837
back you go, you are not wanted nor deserve to be here

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>>36437621
>I went to be really late, I wonder what time it is
>5pm
JUST

>>36441861
>visited her
>she had a thing for brits
>husband was a literal cuck
>we fucked everyday for 3 months