/britfeel/ - Easter Day edition

>>36310887
First for just having had a massive sunday easter roast. Good shit lads.

2nd for fuck bigots.

>tfw couldn't finish my egg

I wish I didn't have such a low test beta appetite

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>>36310913

3rd for British National Party

this marmite easter egg is naff

>>36310913
You know you're free to go live in the middle east where they aren't islamophobic right?

>>36310937
Edgy. Hope you enjoyed wasting your time making no progresss in politics lol.
>>36310948
British born, British bred. More British than your fat mouth.

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why do women use their feet as a phone?

Why don't they sell easter eggs year round? They would make dosh

>Easter eggs
When is Spagetthi monster Sunday?

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Comfy train feels
Shops closed today by the way

>>36310966
>british born
>it believes this makes it a brit
>actually believes in magic dirt theory
fuck off paki, go back to your own country

>>36310966
>Edgy. Hope you enjoyed wasting your time making no progresss in politics lol.

Why are you pretending to be poleaboo? His trip is different

I did enjoy it, thansk for asking

>>36310980
The spaghetti monster doesn't exist.
Jesus really did and existed and was crucified. Whatever your opinions on God existing or not.

>>36310937
I admit Griffin is based. Edl and Robinson along with britain first are kosher nationalism.

>>36310989
I have a British passport...wonder if the same could be said to you, benefit eating manchild...
>>36310991
My tablet doesn't save the long password on my phone. Makes me happy knowing you acheived nothing you miserable bigot.

Any QTs in london want to meet up?

>>36311010
My mate Deano got killed by the badman, how do I get retards like you to worship him too?

>>36311031

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO22-FW5Qdc

Farage being called out as a cuck

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how did you spend your good Friday anons?

>>36311052
Deano didn't die believing himself to be the son of God and giving his life for all of humanity.

>>36311040

We got MEPs elected, as well as a member of the GLA and were the opposition on Barking and Dagenham council for years

>>36311040
I also have a british passport, however I'm white and my family has been here since as far back as it's possible to go back; so you know, I actually SHOULD have the passport. You having one is a mistake.

>>36310887

Saw a paki today in Greggs lads. He was mouthing off to some old woman so her son clocked him and he dropped his sausage roll.

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For me, its the 158 DMU

Laddos I'm feeling pretty naff today. Being forced out of the house by the gf. Wanted to spend all day drinking but instead it looks like I'm staying at my brother's with his bf. Are the trains even running? Very uncomfy feel.

>>36311052
In Afghanistan?

>>36311053
nigel has never been against immigration, the bnp guy is retarded jesus christ

>>36311077
Wrong. He did.

>>36311095
>Nige is a cuckold, he loves nonwhites being allowed into England
I-I know that anon.

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>>36311092

Haha she sent you out the house to hand with a bunch of homos?

You know who wears the pants in your relationship mate. Not you.

>>36311110
good luck trying to be the second country on earth trying to ban all immigration

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>>36310987
my trainfu being lewd

>>36311095

True, but UKIP as a party pretend to be, Andrew Brons was calling him out for it.

>>36311079
My family has been in England for centuries you moron, we actually own houses unlike you inbred leachers. England is diverse and It's why I love this country.
>>36311078
Wow you got a manchild inside to listen to the adults talk in parliment, well done. Big difference.
>>36311092
Kill yourself you stupid fucking normie.

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Why is she so perfect lads?
Why couldn't she have been the slutty milf next door when I was growing up who could've taken my virginity and shown me the ropes?

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>>36311124
She also told me to hoover up before she gets home

>>36311164
>perfect
>has to tuck her stomach into her underwear

>>36311151

This is pretty shitty b8 by britfeel standards.

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>>36311092
Normal Sunday trains today
Shitty 142 use to love the service got me out of that shitty seaside time

>>36311151
>england is becoming less english and it's why I love this country
that about sums it up lmao

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>>36311172

When she gets back make sure your fucking her best friend up the ass on the bed.

It will assert your dominance over her.

>>36311202
That would be good advice if either of us had any friends

>>36311092
I thought being sent to the cuckshed was just a joke.

>>36311193
Stop replying to the tripfag.
We have a lovely cosy Easter thread and you don't need to feed the tripfags.

What is the best easter food and why is it creme eggs?

>>36311193
England isn't owned by you, Deano. People who pay your benefits like me do.

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>>36310887
>I got loyalty, got royalty inside my DNA

>Tell me somethin'

>You mothafuckas can't tell me nothin'

>I'd rather die than to listen to you

>My DNA not for imitation

>Your DNA an abomination

You listening white boys? Your women certainly are

>>36311164
Good taste. Shame most of the porn coming out of the UK is shite. Doesn't help that the government thinks stuff like facesitting is 'unbearably obscene and dangerous' ffs.

>>36310968

>walkie talkie

>>36311042

Can we go bowling?

>>36311164

Is that an s and m joke lad?

>>36311297
>literal WE WUZ KANGZ lyrics
"""""""""""""""modern poetry"""""""""""""""

Mhmhmmmmmmhhhhhhmmmmhjkkkkmmmmmmmmmmmmm noooootka

>>36311297
>literally 'we wuz kangz'
lmao

Maybe I'll just have a cheeky swig of rum anyway...

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>>36311298

Awwwh best porn mate is from Korea. Korean soft core porn is fucking top tier. I have wanked it hundreds of fucking times to that shit.

It is PURE BLISS in porn terms. Nothing else comes close.

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>some little paki teenagers swearing and talking about smoking weed at the back of the bus
>tfw you remember in another life you could've had their whole family executed for looking at you funny in the raj

>>36311315
tabooposting is genuinely good

dubs I kms
evens I make toast
Xd

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>>36311328
Mmmhh yes be very careful now, very careful

>>36311322

Go back there and smack em. Nothing better than a good 'ol bit of paki bashing lad.

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I feel like fapping, lads. How about you?
Post waifus

>>36311319
LITERALLY the best porn is amateur asian chicks. There are some real gems but it's not often you get good stuff, it's usually professional faux-amateur shit

>>36311359
I'd never be able to get a taxi again, lad. I need my little worker minions to work the shops and chauffeur me around.

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What keeps you going lads? Like what's the actual point?

Anime? Video games? The odd capeshit or kino every 6 months? Material electronic crap? Fast food? Drugs? Masturbation? Some kind of hobby? It all feels empty to me.

>>36311368
already had a wank when I woke up at 12 mate, more than 2 wanks a day chafes my cock

>>36311368
>oppai mado

for shame anon for shame

>>36311380
Has to be fast food for me lad

>>36311298
UK porn atleast involves rimmings, Yank porn just doesn't get it.

>>36311380
It is all empty, but death is scary. There's no meaning to anything so you either have to ignore it and force a meaning you choose, or just fuck around and whatever until you die.

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>>36311368
NOFAP
O
F
A
P

>>36311380
food, a little bit of anime, video games definitely, some capeshit movies, weed, just mindless escapism really to distract me from how much i hate myself

>>36311380
Those blessed evenings when I can drink a whole bottle of vodka and go out of my mind for a while

>>36311322
And now you keep your head down while they rule supreme.

>>36311403
More like force a meme

>>36311370

I'm talking about FILM QUALITY asian spank material.

It is GREAT.
Search "Korean Sex Film" and you'll find a fuck ton of spankable material lad.

>36311396

feg

unoiled anal

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BONGS BTFO XDxd

I've had this valium for only a few days and already I can't remember how much I've taken

I knew this was going to happen

>>36311419
>professional porn
>any kind of professional porn
just no lad, it's so fucking contrived it actually turns me off

>>36310987
>Shops closed today by the way
Could have told me that earlier lad, I went out thinking it was normal Sunday opening hours. Just checked online and they're open as normal tomorrow. What's all that about? Why not have Sunday opening hours today then shut tomorrow when it's an actual bank holibobs?

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THE BNP WILL RISE AGAIN

BASED GRIFFIN

>>36311409
>rule supreme
they still fuck their cousins, even the 2nd and 3rd generation ones. that increases your chance of being mentally retarded by 400 percent, maybe when they learn how to operate anything above a corner shop or leased BMW i'll be afraid of them

>>36311427
What's he holding?

>>36311438
can we please just have a comfy thread for easter sunday

pleeeeeeeeease

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>>36310887
Isle of white girls edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36311431

No no lad. Not professional "let me shag your bum love" porn. Professional filmed shit.

Good lighting. Cinimatography and all that.

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>>36311368
I find it hard to fap, once a day at most and thats pushing it

>go to run
>starts raining

WHY DOES IT ALWAYS RAIN ON ME

>>36311443
A bong

>>36311457
for fuck sake, I can't defend that

>>36311453
You've piqued my interest. I will retuuuuuurn

Wait is it easter? Time to make scrambled eggs

https://youtu.be/D7PWJwavIjU

Thread theme.

>>36311455
stick various fruits and vegetables up your bum

>>36311438
Ah yes their mighty 2 seats will rule this country!!!

>Bought Tabletop simulator
>thinking i can spend hours playing hundreds of different boardgames with random people
>everyone password locks their rooms except for a handfull of chess rooms.

Fucking normies.

>>36310987
>it's a seats our loose on the pacer train episode

>>36311475

You wont regret it.
You'll have to skip through all the guff if someone hasn't already edited em down.

I personally just do that myself though.

>>36311441
Every paki I see on my way to work usually has a white girl clinging to them.

>>36311455
I've missed your posts Ebinafam, I don't stay up that late these days.

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UP YE LAZY BASTARDS

>>36311524

That'll be the rape gang victims lad.

>>36311444
heard the queen talking about this on the tube today ffs

>>36311543
Funny how these rape gang victims are begging 'daddy' for a new phone or spending money. Whatever wins court cases though..

>>36311543

They don't wash and the ladies love that apparently

>>36311515
I find it's easy to forget how hostile normies are to having friendly interactions with strangers online when you've been browsing forced-anonymous imageboards for a decade.

The moment you try to speak to someone on a named-forum as an equal and they don't recognise you as one of their clique you can expect to bullied and banned immediately.

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>>36310887
>Easter Day edition
Easter?

>>36311554

Wouldn't know mate, I don't associate with rapists. Clearly you've experience in that regard though, no?

>>36311555

I think everyone knows they don't wash. It sorta goes without saying lad.

>>36311561
The studentroom is terrible for this. Very islamphobic and other edgy normie shit. Somehow asking for their skype or steam is weirder.

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>>36311368

That's a rather lewd picture of you're waifu lad

>>36311455

Why does Ebina-chan always look so embarassed? Is she self-conscious about her lewd, enormous breasts?

>>36311586
I live near one of the 'rape gangs' and everyday you'd see white teen slags trying to impress some paki so they could get a ride in their car or booze. Years of being a whore dissapear if you cry rape nowadays.

Considering applying for a credit increase on my American Express credit card

>>36311554
Your fun is over imposter

Not that anyone would believe I'd make such statements

>>36311524
This is somewhat true

>>36311441
As is this


That's the thing about me, I'm not a blind paki supremicist or racist
I'm a little from category A and a little from category B

>>36311600
they're not breasts they're actually huge malignant lung tumours

>>36311419
Too soft. No penis in vagina

>>36311607
Fuck off, I'm still waiting for my new card in the mail.

>>36311606

> Live near a gang of pakis who fuck underage girls

Have any kids of your own mate?

>>36311607
Forgot my trip

>>36311606
This is somewhat true too

>>36311444
Heard some elderly white women talking about this as they drove past me on their mobility scooters ffs

>>36311444
Saw my dad watching this and biting his lip ffs

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mummy only went and actually got me an easter egg lads! freddo faces to be exact

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>>36311524
>Those 11 year old white slags

>>36311629
Edgy. Everyone (not me) fucks preteen girls, especially Deanos like you. Pakis make more money and actually have a car though hence why they flock to them.

>>36311630

What do you think of the BNP, poley?

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>>36311630
Paki nonce defending other Paki nonces

This is nice thread may I stay

>>36311630
Everytime i see a racemixed couple it's either white trash chavs or poles (same thing really)

Saw a blonde woman pushing a pram near poundworld the other month with a little mixed kid in, and she was speaking polish to him, no father to be seen, kek

>>36311651
>Girl is hanging with boyfriend
>Overprotective dad spazzes out and tries to assault the man
>Gets jailed and the girl cuddles up to her lover and apologises
Remove races and this is very common.

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>mum asks if I want any dinner
>tell her no (because I don't want to sit and eat with her boyfriend, he's been living here 6 months and I haven't eaten a meal with her since)
>5 minuets later she comes in my room and gives me a small bag of chocolates and a tenner
>"happy easter son"
I'm such a terrible son

>Unfortunately, we are unable to approve your request for a credit limit increase at this time.

Probably because I haven't had the card long

>>36311653
Somewhat true

>>36311657
If they weren't so anti-paki, I'd be crossing the country to march with them

>>36311653

How is it edgy? You said it yourself mate.

I really doubt the 90 year old man down the road is getting his oats with a 12 year old. It's just not something that's accepted in our culture as being normal.

Hense why no fucker likes Jimmy Saville, Gary Glitter or Rolf Harris.

You also didn't answer my question.
Have you got kids of your own?

>>36311677
What's wrong with her bf?

>>36311678
>If they weren't so anti-paki, I'd be crossing the country to march with them

I thought you were anti-paki too though?

>>36311663
>no father to be seen, kek
Men work during the day, useless NEET.

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Here we go again xdxT

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>>36311709
Sit tight hahaxdx

>>36311659
>baseball bat
Don't believe it

>>36311696
I said SO anti-paki as in they hate all Paki's full stop and won't make exceptions for the special ones like me

>>36311686
You talk nonsense.Plenty of creepy white losers date teens still in school because no girl their age will touch them.
>Have you got kids of your own?
Are you trying to mock me? Think I won't ruin your life? I'm transgendered and it kills me inside that I will never give birth.

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>>36311722
Quick warm up dubs, not done yet

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>>36311734
WaaaaaaggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhxdXd

My sister is giving birth right now. What should I call my baby?

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>>36311740
WeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooouuuuuuiixD

Gonna watch some Dave Chapelle and rejoice that I don't need to pat off the phone I bought on my credit card until June

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>it kills me inside that I will never give birth.
That's enough britfeel for me today.

Okay lads, how do you cope with your depression or anxiety now a days?

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>>36311750
WeewooweewooooouggggggghhhhhhxdXd Here we go

This thread is fucking shit you stupid fucks still respond to everything that roleplayer paki says.

Fucking christ it been years of this shit. Im done with britfeel, it's been shit since 2014 anyway.

>>36311742
amir, because we know hes a brown baby

>>36311698
yes i'm sure tyrone deshawn is a 7 days a week businessman who just happens to have a fetish for chainsmoking chavs from the estate

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>>36311763
Fresh hot dubs

>>36311677
you did at least thank her didn't you?

>>36311761
Work

It stops you thinking of anything else

Most of the time

>>36311767
It's an imposter

>>36311752
>Gonna watch some Dave Chapelle
He calls out you trannies for the subhuman mess you are in the new specials. Not seen much blowback either, blacks get away with so much.

>>36310887
Daily reminder that Germany is going to take a shit on you from Brexit

>>36311774
YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT
PLAY A RECORD

>>36311730

No you talk nonsense mate. You said everyone (except you, your special) is fucking kiddies.

It's blatantly untrue. Maybe back in Pakistan it is, but it isn't over here.

If a 40 year old bloke so much as looks at a teen they'll be called Jimmy Saville.

I'm asking if you have kids of your own matey. Since you trivialise the rape of them, I can tell you clearly haven't. And since your defensive about it, I can also tell you likely have low T or low sperm count.

> Think I won't ruin your life?

What are you gonna do? Get the paki Nonce club?

>>36311771
>Everyone must be a useless NEET who can't look people in the eye it's true!
Funny how all the racists are poor/unemployed and the minorities are middle class.

>>36311789
uh, I've seen the first one and he's clearly pro-tranny and sympathetic to our plight

Further Chapelle isn't a bigot or racist, he's very tgoughful and careful on race and other topics but edgy enough to be funny, that's why he's great

>>36311813
>Around two-fifths of people from ethnic minorities live in low-income households, twice the rate for White people.
>Within this, there are big variations by ethnic group. More specifically, the proportion of people who live in low-income households is:

>20% for White people.
>30% for Indians and Black Caribbeans.
>50% for Black Africans.
>60% for Pakistanis.
>70% for Bangladeshis.

>>36311803
Post your IP. Do it now.

>>36311813

> Living on benefit street and signing on the dole makes me middle class

hmmmmm
really makes you think

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>>36311723
No, the official Rotherham inquiry is white racists telling lies

>>36311840
That's nice and edgy but not what I see day to day. When I walk down the street it's you fat white people heading for your dole while my bus is full of asians.
>>36311844
I work a new minimum wage job full of trendy, progressive people. It's YOU who's in the job centre making up fake searches.

>>36311843

Oh no! It's the internet hacker known as 4 Chan! :O

So you've accepted that you and most pakis are indeed kiddy fiddlers, and are shifting goal posts to save face?

Gotcha lad.

>>36311666
Ignoring the bit about little girls being covered in petrol and forced to sleep with multiple men? Of course

What are you going to court for again? Sexually harassing white women, is it?

>>36311869

> I work a new minimum wage job

then you aren't middle class you nonse

>>36311767
It's always shit really. Yet I can't stop coming back

>>36311869
>I work a new minimum wage job full of trendy, progressive people. It's YOU who's in the job centre making up fake searches.
I kinda like you now

Also, I'm paid above min wage

>people are getting all riled up by the fake poleaboo

was the real one just not enough for you guys to get annoyed at?

>>36311873
I've never touched a child you stupid fucking idiot. Now post your IP cumskin, nothing bad will happen right?

>>36311860
>>36311860
Reading stories like this really makes me want to die. Can we have mass lynchings already? That girl's life is ruined. Absolutely ruined. It makes me sick to my stomach.

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>>36311907
Why do you tripcode on an Anonymous imageboard forum, faggot KYS

SPECIAL SNOFLAKE DETECTED

>>36311910
A Pakis definition of child is very loose.

>>36311910

Nah mate. I think I'll just stick around a bit and wait for you to dox yourself, which you eventually will, and then the police can send you down for being a pedo.

>>36311883
It's a case over emails and 4chan posts, I've never touched anyone. Nice sources though kid.
>>36311893
ABOVE. I mean above you child. The fact you can't argue my points but attack typos says a lot.
>>36311908
I've already explained this is my tablet trip.

>>36311936
>is she white
>if yes she isnt a child and is free to fuck

>>36311932
Stop being racist, some of them are good...so her suffering is worth it, lad.

>>36311946

you didn't make any typos you nonce

>>36311869
"I work a new minimum wage job"

that is literally what you said

>responding to trips

not the brightest bunch are you lads

Need suggestions on how to spend about 40 quid to get my Amazon gift card reward from AMEX

>>36311935
I'm a thread personality

>>36311961
I do believe that making jokes is valuable in even the darkest situation. However, I just can't laugh about this.

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>>36311767
>sticks various fruits and vegetables up your bum
Comfy Pacer pic make you stay

>>36311946
>Nice sources

http://www.rotherham.gov.uk/downloads/file/1407/independent_inquiry_cse_in_rotherham

I would screencap more but the stories just get worse and worse.

>I've never touched anyone

That makes filming women ok, does it?

>>36311981

Get some nappys you homo.

>>36311936
I've never touched a woman sexually, I'm not gay fuck sake.
>>36311942
Scared little kid. Thought nothing bad was going to happen?
>>36311974
How hard is it to understand it was a typo you dumb NEET chav.

>>36312007

> typo
> literally admits to working a min wage job

sure thing you nonce
keep telling yourself your middle class while you shop at poundlands bargain bin

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Sort your fucking selves out, jesus.

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>>36311534
I woke up at 11pm yesterday but managed to sleep from 2am to 9am to fix sleep schedule but I really fucking regret it. I hate being awake during the day, I've done absoloutely nothing but feed in 3 games of dota

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look at these dogs, lads

>>36312049

go back to your redd it cuck site if you don't like it

>>36312049
lets turn this thread around

how are you (and every one else here) enjoying your easter sunday? ate anything delicious, done anything special?

>tfw scotanon has to call the cops again and tell them about poleaboo increasingly aggressive posts online in britfeel

>>36312073
I epilated today

>>36312080
those are some good boys

>>36312049
>he doesn't hide stubs

I got loyalty, got royalty inside my DNA

>Tell me somethin'

>You mothafuckas can't tell me nothin'

>I'd rather die than to listen to you

>My DNA not for imitation

>Your DNA an abomination

All the white girls LOVE the new Kendrick Lamar album. I;m sure they will want to wash away their evil DNA by race mixing now

Mum is making spring rolls today

>>36312085
Just having a roast with beef myself lad, hbu?

>>36312085

I'm going for a carvery later, should be tasty

>>36312109

WE
WUZ
KANGS

That's literally it.

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ABANDON THREAD, TRIPFAG IS SAMEFAGGING,

ABANDON SHIP, YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE

Someone give me a quick rundown of the Kev meme

>>36311990
The only reason I filmed was because YOU and others on r9k kept demanding it. Never even watched it myself.

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Stop celebrating Easter

>>36312121
>>36312125
sounds like both your meals are pretty tasty lads, bit jealous since my mum is still cooking here

>>36312038
I only shop at M and S, amazon and forever 21.

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No one has noticed the Chinese flag in the OP yet

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>tfw Christ is risen

>>36312080
Quality dogs, gonna share those with my mates.

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>>36312090
I'd do that but it looks painful as fuck, I just about manage with an eletric body groomer

Nobody sees my legs or anything anyway so i'm too lazy to do that too, aslong as my pubes and armpits are done for comfort

>>36312080
Revolting. Nothing understood the dog meme they're just stupid hairballs.

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>>36312085
Woke up at 11:45am good sleep and dreams
Posted comfy trains
Going to finish Warhammer novel reading now

>>36312156
>>36312140

2 Yuan have been deposited in your alibaba account

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>>36312092
>tfw allergic to dogs
>tfw parents went out and bought a dog despite knowing this
>tfw parents both work 9-5 jobs and the dog sits in the house that entire time alone whining

oh, it great being an 11 white girl in a Paki neighborhood

>You NEVER have to pay for a taxi

No I can't do it, it's just too sad

>>36312073
Well I'm glad you're around, your posts are very nice.

I love Anglostan. The day we ban Parliament and put our Supreme cleric in Buckingham Palace will be the greatest day ever for Britain.

>>36312174
have to admit i kind of get annoyed by you posting trains, only because whenever i see comfy trains i just want to ride on one so badly, i enjoy the trips a lot

>>36312155
Literally never bought anything from M&S and I won't be shopping at Forever 21 again

Moving to more traditional retailers such as Next and Primark

>>36312172
I don't find epilating legs painful but anything else is brutal

Only trim armpits and pubes too

>>36312173
That's right Paki brother. We should poison food and leave it laying it around in parks so the filthy things can eat and die a painful death

>>36311860

>Racist highlights comments in a document

Rotherham was just hysteria kicked up by female-dominated child protective services, they all have a feminist mentality that the men are always to blame. They promote the more extreme stories (the aspects of what's actually confirmed are always questionable), for example they can cite reportage from a court case, but don't cite the court case directly. What happened is the same thing that happened with Jimmy Saville - a bunch of horny teenage girls with shitty single mothers slept around with men... in Saville's case they waited till he was dead and couldn't defend himself, they don't have to do that with unempowered immigrants who barely speak the language. Up until the CPS made this into another Satanic Ritual Abuser hysteria \ witchtrial, practically no criminal charges had been laid...not because the police were afraid of appearing racist...but because there was very little evidence of real crime.

There is literally nothing in the genetics of these men which would predispose them to rape. There is practically nothing in the culture (99% of executees and prisoners in the Middle East and Africa are... male). They just happen to come from cultures where 14 isn't seen as "innocent little baeeeebee", or from a culture which attempts to repress and deny the role that girls of this age play in engaging in prostitution and sex. But guess what? The AoC was originally instituted with the lame rationale that it was to prevent 13 and 14 year olds from engaging in prostitution.

>>36312189

All that potential

Lost, like

Kids

In Rotherham

>>36312207
Haha do people actually do that? I don't care that much to put effort in but I'm glad someone is getting them.

>>36312208

> It's racist to point out that arabs are gangraping

> WHITE MALES NEED TO DIE

Like pottery with you Liberals eh?

Politics and race shit isn't comfy.
It's Easter, and I want a comfy fucking Easter thread, you cunts.

Really wish I was middle class growing up.

I would kill to be able to go back in time and take music lessons from a young age.

>>36312205
hows the results on your legs? does it leave them smooth?

did you have an expensive or cheap epilator

>>36312208
>hey all have a feminist mentality that the men are always to blame.
Brilliant post. Those girls were eager and desperate to please some paki in exchange for some gifts, it's down to the parents who funnily enough are white.

>>36312156
post a link to the quiz famalam

DISCOVER MORE
AT NEWNHAM COURT
SHOPPING VILLAGE

Its time. Its been good lads but I've outgrown you, smell ya later

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>>36312208
Labour councils across England have done deals with the leaders of Pakistani communities that enables Muslims to do what they like under the proviso that the Pakistani Muslim community block votes for Labour. The police and social services are all stocked full of Labour Party acolytes that cover up and facilitate the crimes of Pakistani Muslims. Pakistanis also know that the native population is completely indoctrinated and will not retaliate against them (as is evidenced by the sex abuse revelations in Rotherham elsewhere being met with no retaliation whatsoever). Corrupt local government and weak native people makes for easy pickings for a community organised around a religious ideology dedicated to conquest and eradication of non-believers. Pakistanis will keep flouting the cultural norms of England and laugh in the face of the obedient native population as they do it.

ffs woke up expecting comfy Easter chat and we're talking Rotherham AGAIN?

>>36312251
Mine is mid-high end, it has a lot of blades(?) or whatever you call it

It does good work but my legs don't stay smooth long enough due to paki genes but ultimately it's my fault for being too lazy to epilate frequently enough now I have a job

>>36312300
Blame angry, overcompensating manlet whites. Funny how I'm taller than the majority here despite being a girl.

>>36312253
>Those 10 year old children from care homes who were kidnapped and doused in petrol were eager to please gangs of Pakis one after the other

>>36312258

I have never got full marks myself yet, this was from another anon who posted a while back

https://www.sporcle.com/games/1447/prc_provinces

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Good afternoon chaps. I just want to say to you all that it is both an honor and a privilege to spend my time here posting with you, you are my fellow kin and have given me much warmth and happiness over the years. I hope you all have a grand celebratory Easter surrounded by those who love you. Even if your family hates you and you have no friends fear not for you will always have friend in me, your good pal, anon.

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>>36312327
> white
>manlets

kek

Arguing with Pakis whether 10 year olds getting gang fucked is justified or not, while the most popular album is an African telling whites how evil they are

Modern mulicultural Britain

how do you eat your easter egg>
>god tier
starting from the top and keeping it's shape
>ok tier
breaking it in half and eating the halves desperately
>absolute degenerate tier
smashing it into pieces

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>Moni hates dogs and gives well wishes to people who poison them

Huh, I always kind of thought he was just a bit misguided but now I know he's a genuine fucking psycho.
I have the autism and the free time to get him fired from his job, what's his full name again?
In honour of scot anon this will be my tribute.

>>36312411
>Beyond patrician tier
smashing in against your forehead

>>36310887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjmxT_TABaw

>>36312336
You fucking idiot have you ever been to a carehome? All the girls are desperate for a new daddy who will give them cash, they are more than happy to give a blowjob in exchange. People living in bubbles really pisses me off.
>>36312365
It's usually only blacks that tower over me, they must be upping our average.

>>36312415
It's a fucking imposter!

>>36312415
>I have the autism and the free time to get him fired from his job, what's his full name again?

No you don't

Someone (probably you) impersonated Moni claiming to hate dogs and cheering on poisoners.

>>36310987
meadowhall?

>>36312221

I'm a white male and I don't consider myself a liberal. I'm just pointing out that Rotherham and all these other 'sex scandals' focusing on immigrants are concoctions of feminist-minded women who then feed the right-wing cucked males they'd never touch with a barge-pol. These males wrongly think that by attacking immigrant males and promoting misandry against 'outsiders' that they'll have slightly better chances of pro-creation or whatever...it doesn't work. You're no different to the right-wing cucked males who supported the anti-German hysteria which fed off feminist claims about Germans being behind the alcohol industry which led to Prohibition. You don't care about the rights of the accused males, you don't care about the role the 'girls' played, you don't care about taking into account cultural differences (If a Britchav shits on a beach in Spain, Spaniards should take into account that he comes from a trash culture, at the very least).

>>36312281

Your image reveals your mentality. That woman was always an attention-whore, she hasn't been "infected" by anything. Here's another analogy - you're just like the cucked males who went along with the SRA panic in the 80's and the witchtrials in early America. Burning people alive is fine so long as you don't have to face up to the reality that women are people with a will of their own and perfectly capable of evil without being 'brainwashed'.

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Lads.
Lads...
LADS...
check'em

>>36312478
>>36312483
Nah I'm sick of you changing your trip every time and claiming it's an imposter, you're not smart and I'm collating enough evidence to prove it's you from the archives.

come on brit feel as usual. see people arguing with pakipoo, hating muzzies and talking about food. you never disappoint lads

>>36312415
Fuck off, dogs are normie material. I'm fine with cats but not those hairy beasts, disgusting seeing people kiss them.

>>36312474
I'm 6'5 so I'm clearly a manlet. Don't you want to be small if you're becoming female anyway?

>>36312478
It's probably you on another trip saying exactly what you think then claiming it isn't on your normal trip, you fucking inbred Paki loon

>>36312478

He knows it's an imposter, he's just spinning some massive ruse.

The other day he span this ruse that I was luring gay people into service stations to murder them

>Huh, creepy serial killer obsessed guy who hates gays luring gays in service stations huh? Thats creepy, huh.

>>36312505
>>36312521

Look at the post times, idiot

>>36312474
>>36312478

>>36312518
I do but you got to laugh it off when you see white 'men' walking around short as hell instead of getting demorialized. Would you like to chat privately? I'm a virgin looking for a robotbf.

>>36312538
Will you just fuck off? I hate giving you attention since it's what you feed on but stop impersonating me.

tripcode ending '7xG' is the real poleaboo
tripcode ending 'fEG' is the imposter

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>>36311380
if you're depressed you should get off 4chan for a bit mate. It's a pretty fucking negative place

>>36312538
>>36312541
So desperate to prove it you're posting on your tablet and something else at the same times, just happens to happen once more at the same time, what a coincidence

just worked out my budget for 2 weeks
>food 12.61
>takeaway 15.00~
>drink 6.18
>petrol 10.00
>board 50.00

so I still have over 50 of my bennies left
I might actually get a job, I'd be rolling in dosh

>>36312205
>>36312172
ex's epilator looked like the buisness end of a tunnel boring machine, scary shit

>>36312541
I'm reserved, not that you're my type. See your point about short guys though.

Any programmers here? I want to start learning but my house is impossible to do anything in because my family are constantly kicking off. Could I use any laptop to learn or does it need good specs. Racist tranny thread seems like the most appropriate place for this question, thanks.

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>>36310887
.
.
.
.
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>Angry young man comes into the surgery
>Hates poleaboo with a passion
>Is trying to forge his identity
>Wants me to give him his medical records
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>NEET
>virgin
>bit weird
Was Jesus /ourmessiah/?

>>36312667
he wasnt a neet. he worked as a carpenter

>>36312647
what do you want to learn? you don't need good specs

>>36312667
Lucifer is our guy.

He lead the beta uprising in heaven.

>>36312565
Get a job NEETscum

Or failing that, at least get some credit cards

>>36312617
It only hurt the first time, I think it was because I still had male/terminal hair
or maybe just as it was my first time, I had more hair
Dunno really

They're not as bad as they look

>>36312680
He became a NEET. Your step-dad making you work in the family business is something that would happen to one of us too.

>>36312618
>not that you're my type
What does that even mean? Just rude.

>>36312696
lol this is deffo an imposter. i can tell because of how different the writing style is

>impersonating poleaboo
how do you sink so low? how is your own life so bad that poleaboo is a step up for you

>>36312702
yeah he became a neet but for completely different reasons than people on here. Nietzche is more like our guy, he was a neet, isolated himself from society, bitter and angry at the world. Jesus was too righteous to be our guy.

>>36312717
Don't give him (you)s..he will leave soon

>>36312681
Was just gonna pick a language like Java or python then try and work through problems and think up a project to work towards so I just mindlessly learning things. I've heard that the first language doesn't really matter so much as a lot of fundamentals apply to all the languages, idk though.

mum just had a go at me because i said i hope i would get drafted to korea

Times like this I miss having a cock to wank, need to unload some stress.

>>36312804
My dad had a go at me because I jokingly said I'm moving to Vietnam and going to get into Russian roulette in a big way.

>>36312706
I'm in to biological females

>>36312785
> I've heard that the first language doesn't really matter so much as a lot of fundamentals apply to all the languages

this is true. Just get some sort of environement like sublime text and have a go, try and learn what object oriented programming is and how to use it (using classes and methods etc) it's very powerful when you grasp it.

I started with cpp, python is alright as it's very easily readable, but yeah once you have the basics of manipulating data structures down learning another lang isn't too bad

Lads, last letter of your NI number? Apprently this is what wave of cannon fodder you will be in if there is a grand war. Mine is D I am in the 4th wave. I will see you on the battlefield my brothers.

>>36312804
my uncle had a go at me because i said danzig is rightful german clay

>>36312871
See you there brother, let's compare cocks in the trenches.

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check'em chums

>>36312835
I'm smoother than most woman, mistaken as a girl regularly and planning to get a vagina. When that's done I will be more fem than normal girls.

>>36311319
Got some suggestions desudesu

>>36312887
>one off trips

Unlucky lad

happy easter lads. made myself a fucking tasty sammich and bought a hot cross bun from sainsburys.

I'm looking at cars, what am I not understanding?
>car has 60mpg
>is a 1.2L (0.26g) engine
>so will do 15 miles before needing to be refuelled

This clearly isn't the case, but there's no number for fuel tank capacity. What gives?

>>36311554
>He can't help himself but defend them
hahaha every time

Might save up my money and disappear in Thailand.

>>36312890
how can you be more feminine than a woman born with a vagina?

>>36312890
Dunno, there's something about a mtf with a rap sheet that puts me off. If you have any hot cousins, though...

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>>36312887
Wooooeeeeeee herewego

I happen to live quite close to the Kelvedon Hatch nuclear bunker, enjoy your radiation faggots

>>36312871
Dam that butchering of apparently, I clicked post before spellchecking, how embarrassing. Whats more is that one anon even gave me a (You) so to delete my post now would seem impolite and rude.

>>36312804
My dad had a go at me because I asked whether him building a shed in the garden has anything to do with my mother's interest in /Goodfellas/ ffs

>>36312917
because fuel capacity isn't really a selling point for a normal car, you can find out the capacity if you poke around the technical specifications a bit

>>36312926
>>36312933
w-w-whaaa?

>>36312917
what car is it?

engine size isn't fuel capacity

>>36312871
>tfw A
Shit

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>>36312926
>>36312933
Checked
Origano

>>36312917
Gordon Bennet lad, even my normie sister has more basic car knowledge than you

>>36312134
Sexy Kev is a wrestler in the terrible BWE. Super positive guy who last night appeared to be able to bless people with the ability to gain dubs, as such starting a small religious like following.

Kevin Hart is terrible, can't understand his popularity

Some relatives or something have come to visit
I'm sitting in the corner of my living room and they're on the other end talking to my mum

Dad isn't home

>>36312977
>Kev
Blessings already.

I think I'm going to need that skin lightening cream

Can't wait for this hyper pigmentation to die down

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>Just got 1000 likes on my ironic meme page on normiebook

Who else here /mister popular/

Is there like a metacritic for car reviews?

>>36313007
Your posts are shit mate

>>36312933
I've been there, it was a very interesting experience. Haunting that the reason for the long entrance tunnel was to kill people trying to get in to safety.

>>36312977
My brother put on Kevin Hart last night, its the first I've seen of him seems like an American thing to like him as I agree that he isn't that funny.

>>36313055
Honest John is bretty gud

Anyone whatcing the grand prix?

>>36313070
What about bonkers john

>>36312953
mitsubishi mirage

>>36312970
Why would I, a non-normie, have any knowledge of cars? I admit it's a problem, I've no reference point for these numbers and don't know what I'm looking for when inspecting a vehicle.

>>36312947
Ah yes, 35L, so I could travel 450 miles before needing a refill. Just over a week's worth of travel which is a nice figure.

>>36313070
I mean more of a review agregator. I wouldn't want to rely on a single source of reviews.

>>36313123
who's winning and has it been a good race?

Re-watching Cowboy Bebop.

On Black Dog Serenade at the mo'.

>>36313067
>My brother put on Kevin Hart last night, its the first I've seen of him seems like an American thing to like him as I agree that he isn't that funny
He's MASSIVE in America, a phenomenon, incomparable to other stand up, in a league of his own when it comes to money and popularity

It's so weird when America has Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor and Chapelle to compare him too

>>36313132
Only 4 laps so far bottas is in 1st so far

>>36313147
It's pointless episodic shit

>>36313123
I might put that on now instead of Kevin Hart

At least the paki relatives can understand that

>>36313159
as long as hamilton doesn't win i am happy

>>36313130
Nah he's an absolute madman

anyone else kind of hope a world war 3 happens? i know its fucked up to think but i literally have nothing going on with my life

>exchange memes with American (female) cousin on a regular basis
>recently they've become more anti-left wing and anti-feminist
Is she, dare I say it, /ouryank/?

>>36313193
oh yeah lad i can't wait

>>36313131
There are plenty of guides for how to buy used cars lad. Just do a bit of research

>>36313193
Why do people keep saying WW3? It'll be everyone curbstomping N.K.

>>36313183
Yeah he's a flash git nowadays
Vetel is OK though

>>36313216
yeah even china are sick of their shit, they are fast running out of allies

>>36313216
cause people like to be sensationalist.

>>36313216
world war 3 probably wont happen. tbf, its not just N.K, its the fact that the relations with russia have been fucked up. with trump in power too, he is mad enough to actually cause a world war 3.

>>36313230
would like to see ferarri do well again

My mum actually asked me if N.K could hit here. Like shit they cant even hit a target 10 feet in front of them.

>>36313208
Well, where?

>>36313251
Perhaps, but one of people's criticisms of Trump was how 'soft' he was on Russia. He's openly said war with them would be a living hell and he doesnt understand why the press keep trying to agitate things. He might be mad but he doesnt want to live in a nuclear bunker the rest of his life.

it's drunkbit here/ i'm a [pub againt. what should id do? dubs tell;l me what to do

>>36313294
literally google mate, "used car buying guide" read a few.