ITT last text(s) you received from a girl fml desu senpaitachi

>>35994310
What did you send?

>>35994349
it's too embarrassing to post

>>35994353

maybe try an anon board then for help desu

>>35994353
if it's too embarrassing to post then it's definitely too embarrassing to send to a girl you know in real life. You should be ashamed of yourself

>>35994353
post it you retard, you're anonymous

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>>35994310
I don't know why the fuck she called me bae, she has a bf already.

>>35994367
>>35994379
>>35994391

too lazy to screencap it but it was "Good morning princess" to an ex-gf I just got back in contact with after a year. It wasn't that bad but it's just weird considering we've only been lightly flirting in the past few days and she didn't even respond

>>35994405
Cause you used senpai. She was just using a generic black person word.

Stop thinking so much into it.

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I suck at socializing, just given up at this point

>>35994310
Does that include texts sent by a female manager saying what days I would be working?

If not, then there are none. It would have been over a year.

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>>35994424
You're probably correct.

Also I realized that wasn't my actual last interaction with a girl, this was.

>Mom
>Sister
>Therapist

>>35994544
Text your mom and sister telling them you love them

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We were planning a spring trip to Mexico and a winter trip to New Zealand

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>>35994310
>implying I have a phone

Do you understand what a hikikomori is?

>>35994625
not having a phone is dumb even if you're NEET with no friends and don't go outside. I just use it as a cheap tablet basically, it's nice to use when taking a shit or sitting in the kitchen or whatever

>>35994641
I have a tablet with no sim card just wifi

>>35994658
alright then I feel you

>>35994624

FUCKING GET OUT NORMALFAG I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

>>35994442
Yeah, this is pretty fucking autistic. Why would you expect a positive response to something so stupid..?

>>35994695
Jesus Christ, calm down. Just because someone isn't a shut-in, anime-obsessed, NEET doesn't mean you should sperg out. You don't see him criticizing your lifestyle.

>>35994905
He would do if that guy went and posted about being a shut-in on the normy's normiebook timeline, or whatever the fuck its called.

>>35995215
Try again, you stupid piece of shit.
That was the most battered attempt at an English sentence that I have ever seen.

>>35994310
I'm not going to post a picture about texts from my mother.

>>35994905
Yeah but why is he on this board? This isn't a place for people like that. Reddit and normie book fags everywhere coming here because it's trendy fucking shit fuck

>>35994544
>woman therapist
Fucking why

>>35995325
Why are you mad about someone having a girlfriend? Jesus Christ. I'm sure you're bitter about not having one, or ever having seen a girl irl but that man has done nothing wrong... Jesus. Not to mention the fact that you're so upset about someone probably similar to yourself posting on a forum that anyone is free to post upon. Stop being so pathetic and bitter towards other people having one decent thing in their life.
I'm glad that dude has a girlfriend and I'm glad they're planning a trip together.
If you're mad about one "normie" here, which actually using that over-used phrase is autistic in itself, you should try going to /soc/. It's a cesspool of people who don't belong here, but no one spergs out about it.

>>35994310
I blocked her after the last one

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>>35995555
Wasted quads and forgot the pic
Fuck

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Teaching roasties morals because someone has to

>>35994905

fuck off retard normie idiot

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I swear r9k has shit posting rules.

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>>35994442

And I thought I was a pathetic autist with my anxiety attacks when around women.
But using 4chan memes in a conversation is a whole new level of autism.

>>35995633
How fat are you t b h

>>35995610
>millennial omega has any clue about morals

Kill yourself you sack of lard.

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>check last contact with female human being (excluding family)
>October 21, 2013

Yikes

>>35995763
And yet, you probably think that women are the problem... not yourself.

>>35995775
That's where you're wrong, my nigga. It's very obvious that I'm the problem for being socially autistic

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>>35994310
>tfw a cute girl actually likes you
I really hope I don't fuck this one up bros

I also fucking hate myself, I've ironically used emojis so much that I have drowned inside my own irony and become an unironic normie

>>35995874

I hope you FUCKING LEAVE OUR BOARD AUTISTIC NORMIE SCUM PIECE OF SHIT

>>35995273
Why do normals get so aggressive when they get called out?

Can't take any sort of challenge, can you.

>>35995909
Fuck you
t. 20yr old KV and not about to go grand wizard status

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It was either this or

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>>35994310
Am I doing it right????

Oregon trail please don't let me fail

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>>35994310
But what did the k mean?

>>35995739
Well that's just rude

And not very original

>>35996107
She didn't want to put in the extra effort of adding an o because it wasn't worth it.

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This bitch is so damn annoying and doesnt take no for an answer

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>all these people talking to women
>I am just a uni dropout loser who smokes weed
>know that I will never have a meaningful relationship with any woman
feels awful

>>35994423
I can smell the embarrassment.

>>35996107
It means "hop to it, slave."

>>35996107
>being this concerned about what "k" means from someone who already has a daughter
Oh boy

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>>35996107
>Cancun
Are you from cranbrook?

>>35996136
EVEN THOUGH THIS IS FAKE YOU CAN JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35996107
>taking a single mother out to dinner

I'd rather never speak to another female for the rest of my life

>>35996159
>>35996183
Im gonna be leaving the country in a month so it wont be a long thing.

She doesn't know that though.

>>35996135
The letters are right next to eachoth anon

>>35996155
Ya I'm thinking she just wants free food. If I sense that when we go she's paying for herself.

>>35994405
That's your signal to cuck him.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I was just coming back and now seeing these images I can remember why I left. All normies thought we were roleplaying and being funny about being losers and came here to post epic maymays of being losers, when in reality they are all chads and stacies fucking every day and having football scholarships.

Fuck you, you piece of shit, why don't you go to /soc/ to suck each other off? We get it, you are winners at life, haha, good for you.

On the topic, my last text with a girl is me trying to ask her out and she shutting me down.

>>35996270
If you haven't had sex with her yet then obviously she's paying for herself. Otherwise it's ok.

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:/

i guess it's okay though

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>>35995739

>Baby boomer alpha ends up on /r9k/

Kek.

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>>35996182
I got more anon, its not fake

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>>35994310
Haven't had sex in a month lads A FUCKING MONTH Idk if I'll make it

;___;

>>35996289
>On the topic, my last text with a girl is me trying to ask her out and she shutting me down

Well why don't you post it we're all anonymoose here

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>all these normies
IT ENDS NOW

>>35996140
Same my man, I'm wageslaving instead of uni but after my first two attempts at having a relationship I know ill never have what I'm looking for

should I use emojis when texting girls? It feels so wrong

>>35996370
>Stealing my meme in my text

>>35996485
If you don't you're not fun to them and it's harder to detect sarcasm and things. It's a lot harder and pretty much impossible not to if they're super normie like the girl I'm talking to

>>35994624
do people really fucking talk like this?

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>all these betas writing down 5 sentences when she replies with a single word

>>35996494
>your meme
>your

>>35996365
>Whats up nigga

>>35994442
Good lord man. Reply to her and follow-up please.

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>>35995720
it's not even in a conversation, it's literally the first thing he sent to a complete stranger

>waa waa why am I alone

Just admit it, fags, you're intentionally sending these stupid messages to save your precious ego from the pain of rejection. Now you can say "haha i wasn't even trying, i was messing with her" and avoid getting your feelings hurt.

>>35994310
>talking with women you aren't related to

Is r9k a normalfag board now?

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>>35996485
make emojis with your face

>>35996555
get back on discord, "the man"

>>35996494
>>35996563
>>35996370
>petty fighting over some ebin meeme xD

>>35996652
Oh fug, I totally do this. Install a tinder without any real pictures, only message first if it's something stupid, never keep the conversation going. You nailed me.
I'm too autistic to get a girl on tinder so it's not like I'm depriving myself of anything though.

>>35996666
I don't know what you are talking about my man.
Nice quads tho

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>>35994310
Oregano pockeoli.

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Has so many orbiters including me how do I escape.

>>35996368
It's not in English, Chad. Btw, why don't you go to soc to hang out with your other Chad friends, Chad?

>>35996752
lmao no way

original

I'm not english but litteraly don't kill yourself

>>35996752
If this happened to me I'd light up a school no lie

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>>35996932
>calls me Chad
>doesn't know that everyone is having sex nowadays, not just Chad

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Am I doing it right?

Oreginami

I delete all my messages routinely but the last exchange was

Her:"When is your thesis defense date?"
Me:"I don't know know yet."
Her: "OK, let me know when you find out."
And then two days later
Me: "February 27, at 2."
Her: "OK thanks."

We used to be better friends but we haven't hung out in months, which is too bad, but at least she cares enough to attend my defense.

>>35994442
Everyone keeps responding to this like you're a retard. I thought it was funny.

>>35997517
>text/reply ratio over 3:1

KYS my man

>>35997517
no. write it all in one fucking message and quit spamming.

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She's not that cute lol

>>35995491
It's as though you've been on r9k for less than a day.

>>35997573
Wow Chad haha you're such a player haha please teach a virgin like me how to spin plates like you Chad haha

>>35997573
lmao she's NOT into you at all famm those texts are as short and blunt as it gets

>>35997617
haha look at me hiding behind 7 layers of irony haha

I never claimed to be a chad

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fixed her sister's computer.

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>>35994624
Why are you putting babe in everything it seems so forced

>>35997624
>Not Into me
>but sends me nudes and tells me she wants to get facefucked

Pick one???

>>35997554
>>35997570
I-it can't be!

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>>35997652
>he posts sexts on a board for NEET incels
>I never claimed to be a Chad

Wow you're either really dense or hiding behind eight layers of irony

>>35997730
This is place is not better
Then /b/

>>35997352
Haha I was thinking either that, or man that would be a great way to Nuke a long and pointless spiral into depression over a girl. And I'd have a picture to jack off to.

/r9k/ was never full of normal people but old /r9k/ used to have fucked up people that were still having sex and had fucked up stories.

I don't know how it ended up being the board for lonley fags, but I wish the old /r9k/ came back.

>Hey, wanna build a river bank farm on Saturday?
<No, visiting parents over weekend.
>Too bad :|

Context: "Ingress" botnet outside game. It takes 8 players to build a "farm" anyway.

--
Anyway /r9k/, I'm just here because of sadness over my favorite new merged board's shutdown. Now I understand your grief about missing out on the party again.

>>35997844
You're right in a sense, but you have the last two eras backwards. There are lots of posts in this thread with weirdos who are fucking other weirdos

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why do people bother posting in these threads

all you do is upset yourself reading these chads getting begged to fuck by stacies. just ignore it and move on lads

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>>35994310
It was a few months ago when I used fake gps to use Tinder in Japan

>>35994442
keked>>35997810
than*

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Not a text but watch me fuck up hooking up with this cutie. Oh well. She hasn't responded after that last message so I guess I'm donezo.

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You guys are fucking betas

>>35994310
I am 28 years old and have never used a phone before. No one's ever asked for my number, so I've never needed one. If I need to contact work they just email me.

>>36000499
Not caring about getting numbers means that you won't get any numbers. basic psyche 101

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I haven't even been texted by a girl since I got my iPhone 3 years ago.

>>35997717
it only looks forced because you're reading it all at once. when you text with a cute grill pet names come naturally and are emotionally charged. when you go back and reread them they look retarded because you're only reading the words and not the emotions.

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>>35994423
>good morning princess

holy shit that is creepy, makes you sound like a pedo.

>>35999638
she was probably fucking with you bro. you're lucky if she didn't submit you to some "texting straight guys" tinder.

>>35996357
did yous fug

>>35994405
who cares if she has a BF. She wants your dick. There is no law beyond do what thou will

>>35994532
damn, you are good w/ the ladies. You should fuck the girl that called you "bae" and this red-haired thotress.

>>35996752
best post ITT by far

>>35994310
My phone is shit but got this text today:

Hey you. Thank you for everything you did this morning! You mad my morning go waaay smoother. From taking out satine to taking in our xfinity modem, I super appreciate you :) you are so my hero right now. Also, I love you anon.

We also fucked before she left for work.
Make way virgins, Chad coming thru.

>>35996289
Don't worry buddy. I am a loser too.

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I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

REEEEEEEEE ORIGINAL

>>35996140
same i dropped out like last month. I make min wage washing dishes and never had a gf for more than a few days.

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>>35994310
the last woman I talked to asked to to stop talking to her or she'd call the police again, and if she did she'd press harassment charges against me and get a restraining order.

>what did you do anon?

I told her I loved her.

This is happened to another two women

My old flatmate who i used to help out all the time, watch movies with and talk to all the time

>told her I loved her

cut things off and distanced herself instead of talking to me.

>girl I went on holiday with

>told her I loved her.

Cut me off, called me every name under the sun.
and there was a fourth woman who's boyfriend used to be really mean to me for no reason and she'd tag along, months and months later she apologised out of nowhere, when I had completely forgot about it because she knew it was wrong, was a tad refreshing but also sad.

girls fucking suck.
The sad thing is, I did actually love them all, not even in a sexual way at all, but I loved them because they spent time with me, and we had great times, and they were intelligent and they were deep people.

but as soon as I told them I loved them, not only did they break my heart, they threw our relationship in the trash like it was nothing.

>>35996485
yes, you're pretty much supposed to.

>>35994310
"Tomorrow is my day off. Also, I bought you a piece of cake"
- My GF

Incidentally, I just finished the aforementioned piece of cake. It was delicious.

>>36000999
ps. DIGITS

also, it would've been fine if they had said that a relationship couldn't happen, it really would've been.

It would've been fine to just stay their friend, but I'm not a liar, I want to be clear about my emotions so the other person isn't guessing about my intentions but they're clearly stated.

I told them I loved them and they all destroyed whatever we had made there and then without even thinking about any of the good memories we had made.

That hurt me more than anyone will know, I will never trust women again, I will never love a woman ever again, because this experience has taught me that telling someone you love them because in many ways they saved you only leads to your worst fear, being alone again, because of their lack of trust.

>>35996752
>male wearing a choker

what in the absolute fuck?

me:"I like swmrs too."
then she sent me a heart emoticon.
This was my sister. She is the only girl I chat with.

>>36000999
FUCKING CHECKED

I also somehow think you may have done some other weird shit before telling them you loved them (that you aren't disclosing here)


Also, I fell for the personality meme too.. Even if they seem like they're the same as us, they aren't. Even the unconfident ones. They are still hyper aware of how attractive males are and their pulling power. They'll play you even worse

>>36001589

I mean I honestly just told them I loved them, it's just they had boyfriends, then obviously when they let me down I got upset and the conversation never moved from that new emotional barrier, even though we were often transparent about our emotions

>>36001124
>what's a necklace?

I uploaded a whatsapp story with my new dog.
Girl asks if I have new dog.
That's about it.

>>35994624
that's just cringy.. are you like 16

actually decent relationships you don't need pet names and i love you confirmations every 5 minutes; you both should just know it and waste your breath talking about other things

>>35997025
>>36000779
Why hello there, newfriends

>>35999638
>Brampton, Ontario
Oakvillefag here. How's it going, fellow leafbro?

>tfw the only time a girl ever messaged me was when she wanted to remind me I had no chance and another girl wanted to ask if she thinks my friend likes her

Anyone else share this?

I have literally never text messaged a female outside of my family so I can't post in this shit tier normalfag thread. You should all be banned.

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We went out sunday

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This was literally the last female to contact me, that was over 30 weeks ago and I initiated the conversation. R8

>>36002369
>nice number, anon

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avoiding these hoes at all costs

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>Never messaged a girl
>Come to these threads to check out normalfag chats
>mfw I'll never be this much of a pathetic faggot
Feels great actually

>>36000941
>i love you so much
>you're so sweet

OUCH OUCH OUCH

I can't even get into a situation when a girl is regularly texting me, they always ghost me after a day or two

Am I just really ugly? I don't text worse than the screencaps in this thread

>>36002766
Cainan get the fuck off of 4chan right now
You are literally 13 years old

>>36002982
I found that a way to not get ghosted is to not actually text with them regularly. Make them wait. Don't reply to all their messages. End conversations abruptly and resume them in a day or two.

I think it's better to actually be a really cool guy and talk with them all day, but if you're an average person you're better off being a man of few words.

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I'm not crying fuck you

>>36003068
I'll try what you said but desu they'll probably just forget who I am, I think I'm seen just as a basic beta by girls

>>36003097
You could send flawless texts and still get ghosted if girls don't think much of you in the first place. If a girl likes you you could say whatever the fuck and they'd still reply.

But between sending boring or bland texts and not sending anything at all, always chose the later.

>>35995610
What is the story?

orijrasdofjohjfasohnfoeasinciomnoj

>>35997476
>but muh 80/20

>>36002662
Just got a new phone. How do I hide numbers in Samshit

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rate, hate, debate...

>>36002385
I like the waifu pic. Can you post it?

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>say I wasn't really interested in this complex date thing
>Gril responds with "This relationship is a ton of work and if you're not that excited for it then we're done" or something along those lines
Why didn't I just bite my fucking tongue?

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I love these moments

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:^|

what can I say? been doing this since before internet days on girls from my school.

>>35997720
to be fair you do suck at dirty texting, very few women like the idea of having their faces cummed on and usually just pretend to be into it to keep you happy. same for the rest, it just sounds very unapealling.

i mean sure if she fancies you she'll sleep with you and everything but you should work on your dirty talking.

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Yea girls are pretty fucking stupid.

>>36004997
>Borderline-racist jokes are funny as long as you are attractive

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>>36004997
>XDDDD
Originalle

>>35995874
Are you Brutus the pit bull poster from /an/? What are you doing here?

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Had no idea this chick could hook me up with xans till yesterday

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>>36003739
Ye
Just for u anon
I can't find the original, I have +10,000 images on my phone, but here's a crop of the image I sent her
Would love a sauce for it

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>>36006589
OH thanks googles
It's a screen cap from an episode of the anime Toaru Kagaku no Railgun. I guess I have something new to watch now

>>35994516
>Does that include texts sent by a female manager saying what days I would be working?
It's the same for me except she's also my oneitis

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>>35994310


didn't know how else to end the convo

>>35996107
>dating a single mother
You should go ahead and kill yourself.

>>36002148
t. Virgin

oriinal

>>36006724

you'll want to watch both Toaru Majutsu no Index as well. Railgun is a spinoff anime in the same series

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Oreganonononomooo

>>35996485
It feels stupid as shit, but it works

>>36007956

How long have you known her to get her to invite you to easter?

>>36000712
If fucking only.

Saw Power Rangers with her while I was high, at a free midnight showing at her work. She had another dude with her but made extremely exaggerated faces when I riffed on it. Maybe I'm funnier high.

>>36000747
>thotress
I'll keep this name in mind.

>>35995325
>implying normies can't visit r9k because the robots said so
Do you not realize normies are generally well adjusted and some of us come here because we don't mind you guys? You're not so bad. Some of you, sure, but through our feels we share a common cause. We all just want to be loved.

>>35996485
It is believed that women were the first to create writing. They used symbols instead of what we now know as letters. I.E Egyptian shit. It's the reason girls are more compelled to use emoticons. So, when YOU use them it gives her the illusion that you are like her. Increasing your chances for a fuck

>hey anon
>???
>*missed call*
>I was wondering if we're going to meet up at your house on friday or somewhere else

It's translated from spanish so it sounds awkward, but it's actually happening bots.

>>36006589
thanks anon

oaneofnao

>>36008354
>>36008146

I sent a winky face did I fuck up? ;)

>>36008393
Fuck up's a bit harsh, at worst you gave a slightly off-putting vibe. But overall you can't go too wrong with emojiis.

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get real, snake eater beats out sons of liberty any day

>>35996485
Plain text with no emojis looks too plain and boring, just don't go overboard.

>>36008447
>Menu simulator beating the game with Solidus "did nothing wrong" Snake as the antagonist

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Although we do ft for hours every day so text doesnt mean much

>>36008484
>>36008435

I'm just trying not to be off putting before our first date

>>36008526
oh, I wasn't aware of the circumstances. Forget what I said, you're fine.

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>>36008494
doc ock was cool but he couldn't save the game with escorting an autistic loli for half an hour just to see her die

also I'm sure you love spending the first part of the plant freezing bombs

>>36008354
Out of curiosity, do you have a source on that? Seems like it'd be an interesting read.

>>36008498
What'd you send the pictures for?

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I dont even know what i did wrong :(
I think im uglier than I realize.

>>36006531
How'd you connect with her in the first place and how did the Xanny topic get brought up?

>>35994310
>r9k
>getting texts from a girl

You're funny, you stupid son of a bitch

>>36007348
Very rare my guy

>>36008707
Texting after no reply just a day later

>>36008707
Do you ever think if there's a reason the person you're talking to has to respond to the message you're about to send before you send it? Don't you wonder, like, maybe this is a really boring message? Maybe I sound retarded? Maybe I'm being annoying?

You kinda should.

>>36007348
Ending it with 9/11 would've been a lot better

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Fucking goddamn normies need to get the hell off of my board having text conversations with females for social reasons.

>>36008673
I was telling her about exploring the off limit areas of the USS Yorktown and sent the pictures for reference

>>35994624
Don't come to New Zealand in in winter, its just wind and rain

>>36008558

That's good to hear. She's been responding to pretty much everything pretty positively anyways

>>35996752
I want this to be real so badly

>>36008728
She's the first and only girl I've ever matched with on bumble, believe it or not. Nothing came of it. She also dropped out of uni because of anxiety, so I dodged a bullet (I have anxiety too but atleast I can make it through school). We were talking about different drugs since the only time we met we just smoked and xanax happened to come up. I'm glad too. I've never tried it and have been thinking about quitting my antidepressants and using xanax as needed

>>36008834

I hate this shit. Glad I don't work a job where this happens anymore

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Is this okay? Don't mind the scribble, it's just a food place

>>36008988
looks good, nothing too spergy

>>36008894
Is she hot? And was smoking with her for the first time awkward?

>>36003166
This helped me feel a lot better about being ghosted. Thank you.

>>36008781
ITT people who fucking hate themselves

>>36008707
>Long time no see
>A day later

>>36009199
>I'm just gonna bore the shit out of a girl until she stops replying, then wonder if I'm ugly
It's like people forget girls get 300+ texts each day.

Day. In. The. Life.

>getting texts from girls that are not work/school related

>>36009005
Good to know, I'm a bit concerned with overthinking things with this girl. Getting that out of the way I feel a bit better, though

>>35996485
If you talk to a chick like you are one as well, you results will not be as intended.

Same as the way you treat her. If you treat her like a friend, you're going to become just that.

You have to understand your goal or your "script" without sounding scripted. There's a certain level of intellect required for this, but it's gained through practice.

>>35994624
If you come to New Zealand I'm gonna kill you and rape your "babe", normalfaggot scum
a man can dream

>>35995574
I used to sperg like this when I was in high school all the time
Stopped when I was around 16 and turned from always caring what roasties thought to not really giving a shit, worked out slightly better for me overall

>>36002148
So you've never been in a long term relationship.

>>35994310
Last year in april I asked a girl if she wanted to hang out with me on my birthday. She said she was sick. We didn't speak after that.

>>36008781
eh you got a point. probably should have been more engaging but the conversation seemed to be going well until then. thanks for the help, although you sound like a miserable asshole.

>>35997573
>r u tite bb?
lmfao holy fuck the cringe

THE FUCK DO YOU THINK SHE'S GONNA SAY? NAHHH NIGGA IT'S LIKE A FUCKING WIZARDS SLEEVE LOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>36000941
Jesus christ this makes me recoil
I hope you both witness a car crash

>>35994310
It was over Snapchat so I don't have the actual message. Here's roughly the conversation,
>her: please cum for me baby
>send her a video of me cumming
>she watches it twice
>her: that was enjoyable, it'd be better in person though
inb4 chad, i'm an autistic fatbot

>>36009479
>you sound like a miserable asshole
Asshole or not, I've been through a shitload of rejection and text game has always been my achilles hell. I've had to work a lot on it, and the first step was thinking "if I was her, and I get 300 messages each day, why would I reply to this one in particular?"

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>>35995909
This post actually made me laugh.
Good job, anon -- have a (You).

>>35999638
That how american 18 yrs old talk? Holy shit the first world is degenerate

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What did she mean by this?

Ahwu fjwo fi owe kjhdy

>>36001109
How bout asking them out before? Like on an actual date?

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My mom is such a ditz

>>36009022
She was in her pictures. I'd say a 6/10 in pictures and 3/10 in person. I forget how good girls are at making themselves look more presentable with the right lighting and angles. It wasn't awkward because I got a little drunk before she came over to avoid just that

>>36009699
nice dude thank you for the help, i appreciate you sharing your experience.

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Not my last text with a girl counting kik girls from /soc/ and yik yak and family. I hadn't had any contact with her in over a year and I never really had a chance with her (the miraculous semi-cuddle I mention that happened years ago could have lead to something if it wasn't for my extreme social anxiety). She never responded. I was drunk when I sent her those texts, but only very slightly. I fucking hate myself so goddam much. I promise I'm not as oblivious as pic related makes me seem; I find what I sent pretty hilarious when I'm not in a self-loathing mood. Oh and the last message she sent me was "*its on me" over a year ago, referencing energy drinks she was buying for me and a few friends (including her bf). /blog

>>36009893
That's very nice anonbot :)

>>36009959
ok, going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're telling the truth. never do this again

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>>36008707
>>35999638
>>36000999
>>36001109
>>36009959
Jesus fucking christ, you people

>>36009997
Yeah, I know, I know. I feel bad for her honestly. I think I just didn't give a fuck and wanted to see what would happen if I was totally honest because I knew my chances of a positive response were 0 no matter what.

>>36009699
is that all you noticed? how else can i improve? the "long time no see" was a joke but it sounds like it doesent seem that way.

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>>35995633
>roastie trying to fit in

>>36006531
>$6 bar
damn son you are getting ripped off. A single bar is shouldn't be more than 2.5-3 and deals on 10 are usually $20. Most expensive I saw was $30 for 10 and I laughed at the person for pulling such an unrealistic scam. She might be pocketing some of the money (buying 10 bars for 20 and keeping another 20 for herself. or buying 20 bars and keeping 10 for herself)

>>36010077
The first text is probably the worst part. I imagine in a girl's mind it reads "[boring long ass text] [unrelated question that I'll seem like a bitch if I don't reply]". There's no humor in the whole interaction. No wit. No progress, it's a conversation that's going nowhere.

There's a shitload of guys sending her funny one liners and asking mysterious question that quickly create sexual tension, guys telling her "I'm doing x you should join" and girls delivering the latest gossip. Why'd she bother with you?

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just effing kill me

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How bady did I fuck up?

Originami.

>>36010145
Around here they're usually $5 a bar so it's not far off

>>36010025
This organically made me laugh out loud

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>>36010221
You talking to a bi girl?

>>36010195
>"I'll seem like a bitch if I don't reply" thats a huge insight to me thank you.

to be fair there is a joke thats cut off, but its pretty shitty so I didnt even bother to include it. I see what you mean, I gotta spruce it up. Can you give me any more "templates" like the you should join thing? I'm kind of afraid to be too forward so I feel as though my conversations either come across as too friendly or over the line sexual. Any tips for how you found that balance?

I really appreciate this thank you.

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This is the last conversation I had with a girl that wasn't my mom. How did I handle it? Context: She is a femanon that I met on this board who I was in an LDR with for 2 years.I was horny so she sent a pic of her ass and told me to send a pic after I came. Next day I find out she has an IRL bf so I felt kinda bad about the guy I e-cucked.

>>36010504
how do you fucks even meet people from here? I'm too paranoid to let any personal info slip.

anyway you have better morals than I do, you did the correct thing here.

>>36010504
How did you find out? She didn't tell you herself?

>yeah, the true ending was only like five minutes long lol

>>36010638
The day before this the topic if we had found other partners came up and she said she hadn't found anybody else. I looked at her social media and turns out she has had a bf for a couple months. This bf was the same guy she went to homecoming with who she assured me was "just a friend" (we were still "together" at the time so I was pretty pissed off). I don't know whether to be mad at myself for being such a fucking idiot or mad at her for lying to me

>>36010305
I guess. She's never been with a guy before but she is currently in a lesbian relationship.

>>36010343
if the anon comes back, just wanna say a big ass thank you for helping me even after I called you an asshole. hope you guys wont see me in a thread like this again. best of luck to everyone here, if no one ends up fucking you guys, ill take one for the team and you can all put your shiny robot phalluses in my boi pusspuss

>>36010754
>I don't know whether to be mad at myself for being such a fucking idiot or mad at her for lying to me
Be mad at her, you didn't do anything wrong. Or take the normie route and don't be mad at anyone, just chalk it up to an experience, learn from it, and find someone close to you

>>36005653
No... but I do have a pitbull named Brutus?? What color is my dog all knowing anon..

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>>35994310
I'm starting to suspect some ruse now, surely a real life girl would not put up with my autism like this.

>>36010343
I don't know about templates but there are some rules. No long texts. Statements are usually better than questions. Like if you wanna know what kind of music she likes, instead of asking you say "I bet you listen to pop when you shower". Teasing and compliments, too. "You're such a nerd" and "that's pretty cool" are great lines. Not investing too much on the conversation either. "Yeah" and "nah" are perfectly good answer for yes and no questions.
Generally pretending you don't give a fuck and being witty are the most important parts. Also don't chat too much without setting up a date. Texting too much only works for people who are naturally funny and outgoing. Saying nothing is better than being boring, most seduction is done in person anyways.

>>36010892

i hate to tell you this, but you're communicating with a dog.

>>36010892
Does this woman ride the shortbus too?

>>36003312
Alright, stay a while and listen

>go to same class as pic related girl
>end up becoming pretty good friends with her
>start liking her
>surprise surprise, she rejects me
>come up with plan to fuck with her with Chad friend
>the 3 of us go to town last Friday
> after some time, I decided to head home
>girl leaves with Chad friend
> he almost fucks her, but backs off at the last second saying he isn't interested
>she got blue balled by my friend
> end up telling her about our "master plan" a couple days later

her reply to it was I posted before

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>>36002369

I put in a good word for you anon, maybe she'll come back.

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>>36011205
I came back to this thread at the perfect time

>>36011205
OH SHIT HAHAHAAH

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>>36011205
my god you fucking madman

>>36010892
i have noodz from her lol

>>35996107
>single mother
>caring about the k
if you're dating single mothers, at least be secure in yourself, they don't exactly have good prospects

>>36011038
Your friendship is probably broken pearmanently all you did with that convo was put a bandaid on a broken bone, your friend is a pretty cool dude if he didnt fuck her lie to you, you will ceartainly never have a chance with that chick now but I congratulate you, you have done humanity a service maybe it wont work out for you but you may have given a robot with no hope a future. Respect+

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>>36011205
This makes things interesting...

>>36011259
what letter does her name start with then?

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>>35996612
her bio says she has no friends and just play vidya is she a robot? I thought dating robots was impossible

>>36011413
R i'm sorry you had to find out this way anon!!! :O

>>36011510
That's not her name. Post nudes if you really have them otherwise stop larping

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she was so nice. oh well

Oh God I accidentally liked an instagram post on her finsta from last year of a guy on her insta I was spying to see if she even has bfs on her insta at all

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>>36011599
here u go

>>36011905
slow down there, soldier

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I never know what I am doing

how did you sleeep? *heart emoji*

>>35994310
Pic related
oregonanoal

the only girl that has texted me in 2 years is my mom

>>36011954
That is indeed her anon, I can't believe I have been deceived like this

>>35994624
don't go to New Zealand fuck off normalcunt

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fb is a nono but nicknames are the only good thing

>>36012349
context: friend reacting to his nickname changes lmao :)

>>35996598
Shes latina and im white. I dont know

>>35994310
Something along the lines of "you're crazy, you need to see a shrink, leave me alone, I'm dating someone right now, etc."

I can hardly remember now, it's been at least 3 years already

>>36012083
Honestly just start talking to girls as if you were talking to an anon on /r9k/.
The truth is if you've been on 4chan for years you probably have a good sense of humor. Notice how most normie internet humor is some bastardization of old /b/ /pol/ and /r9k/ memes.
I know the just bee yourself meme has been taken too far already, but I actually got a gf by doing the following
>girl says something
>think of what I'd say if she we were on r9k
>spend a minute determining if it's too autistic/edgy/non relatable by normies
>filter out the shit that would be way too much for a normie
>keep the shit that's borderline
If the girl ghosts you because you say something like "traps are not gay the dick only makes it better" or "tfw no mommy gf to breastfeed me" instead of realizing it's tongue in cheek flirting she's not worth your time anyway.

>>36012450
great advice this was somewhat my strategy already but thinking of it in that way will prob make it easier. And I agree with your last sentence.

>>36003695
if you're going out in the cold to bring her weed and not having sex with her I would abort
if she's smoking you out it's fine

>>35996485
come on now bae :D

>>36011205
it's all feels and games and then the dox break out
popcorn is ready

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>>35994624
GET OUT OF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMIEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ORIGANO MOTHERFUCKER

>>36008988
>definitely later this week tho
Good! She doesn't find you disgusting. Proud of u

>>36009697
>that was enjoyable
I said that after watching Belko Experiment. It was just enjoyable, nothing special.

Weird choice of words from her.

>>36009959
>Hey I'm a virgin and have *literally* no standards
This is comedic gold.

>>36011465

is she from quebec or something ?
i'm french and i can barely understand

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Was a couple of months ago but it still hurts. We went on a couple of dates, one of which ended in me having a panic attack because she wanted to fug so I can't be too surprised

>>35996365
Classy AF.

>>36013220
haha shes a little basic mexican girl from socal, what do you expect

>>35996365
>What's up nigga
I greet my friends this way. Some of them, anyway.

>>36013272
where are you from? socal??

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>>36012635
She's the one who usually brings the weed and she's only ever charged me once.

>>36011320
Thanks anon, I had accepted that I didn't have a chance with her before I set that plan in motion, I just wanted some kind of revenge. Immature, I know

>>35994310
>implying any of us have ever texted a grill

>>35996368
fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU FUCKING NORMIE GET OUT, OUT NOW

>Haven't had sex in a month lads A FUCKING MONTH Idk if I'll make it

MOST OF US HERE ARE STILL KISS-LESS VIRGINS

>>36013050
yes, it's probably hard to understand if you're a france frog

>>36012915
Whatever, she wants the d though, that's all the matters.

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>>35994310
"Help me."
"I can't help you anymore stop talking to me now."

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>>35994310
haha lol penis bumhole

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We can't snug bc she has class early and her mom is coming into town

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Talking about if anytime you told someone they couldn't do something they magically could after I told her to stop falling asleep in class

>>35994405

you fags really believe that just because she calls you bae means she wants your cock? get some fucking social skills.

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>>35994310
She's my best friend.

>I honestly havent sent a text message to a girl in over 10 years...

where did i go so wrong?

>>36009893
this was oddly comfy

>>36009893
Fuck your mom.
I not surprised this isn't original but I hoped it was

>>36012939
In what way? So pathetic it's funny? Probably not the most flattering line lol

>>36009637
just fyi i got hit by a drunk driver friday before christmas.

also give strength for suicide, i can't live anymore

>>36016061
This is some of that wholesome shit. Nice.

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I don't want to leave this place :'(

>>36016996
Great job anon! Don't ruin this you might only have one shot in life

>>35994624
this is a good post right here
because if its real you need to kill yourself
if its fake you have to kill yourself

>>36017017
That kinda stresses me out anon, I'm worried I'm gonna mess up

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>>36016061
>Texting a girl with a boyfriend about your emotional shit
Pathetic, you might as well FaceTime her while they are having sex

On snapchat with my 8/10 normie gf(not as great as it would seem trust me a normie gf doesnt solve as many problems as it creates)
Goodmorning Hope you have fun at Disney:D

She sent back a pic of her smiling I will[heart emoji]

>>36017034
Depending on how long you know her you might want to just tell her you are worried about messing it up and if you seem distant or panicky that its not her fault etc and hopefully she will understand

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>>36017089
I really really appreciate the advice anon-bro, I figured someone would call me a normie and tell me to get out. Thanks anon

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>>36017061
Who she at Disney with anon?

>>36016061
>U deserve it
>But not from me ;)
Literally what is the point of having a female friend?

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If only things where different...

All of this shit makes me fucking ill
Not because there's so many fucking normie son here but because it's so fucking sickeningly sweet
I'm so fucking glad I don't have a gf, I fuck abhor talking like this with anyone. At least with my friends we can go a month without saying anything to the other and we're still cool
Fuck this, sometimes I get lonely and wish I had a gf but then I see this shit and it makes me want to vomit

>>36017141
Her parents

>>36017130
No problem I hate seeing people so consumed with self loathing they cant even wish others well giving advice and encouragement I want everyone here to succeed