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>>35874554
>scotland
>independent

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>>35874616
S-someday a-anon...

>>35874616
Sturgeon has already guaranteed an indy ref and she has the HIGHEST mandate ever from the people so Scottish independence is a given at this point.

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>>35874616
m-muh oil

GP is being a total jew about valium and I fucking need some just to get through life right now REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35874798
just buy some online lad

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>Go to walk in centre
>Say I haven't been able to get a good night sleep in 4 days despite taking sleeping pills
>Sitting there shaking, sweating and having anxiety attacks
>"Your vitals are normal so there's nothing physically wrong with you".
>Says I need to register with a GP to get any further help but that takes weeks
>There are literally a plethora of anti anxiety meds.

Ah yes we enjoying that Socialised medicine lads?

>fall asleep with newborn baby on the sofa
>roll onto it and suffocate it
>oops

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39381265

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>2030
>The EU is on the verge of collapsing
>England enters a new found golden age while Scotland is rife with poverty
>The new wall is built on the Scotland/England border under the authorisation of Emperor May
>Get drafted into the Kings guard on the wall
>First day on the job, looting, rioting and raping everywhere beyond the wall
>Such is life in Mummy Mays Reich

Just spent fuckin' 50+ minutes moving boxes up and down stairs. Worst part is my tea went cold and I had to micro it.

>>35874924
>microwaved tea

EUGH

>>35874885
I'd be amazed if the EU made it past 2020.

>>35874875
why the fuck would you sleep with a baby next to you? do people not know that you move around in your sleep?

>>35874952
I know. Better than nothing though. I would have made a new one but then I would have had to make like 5 for everyone around us.

>>35874554
>independence when
If those ungrateful porridge wogs want independence we should run an angle grinder across the ground from Newcastle to Carlisle and set the fuckers adrift in the north sea.

>wake up
>go onto /britfeel/ for a comfy start to the day
>it's another argument about Scotland
See you later lads.

>>35874554
Theres only 3 CCTV cameras on the OP pic. Feels unrealistic for there to be only 3. Needs more.

>yfw Americans heat water in the microwave

how the fuck are you supposed to get a job when you have social anxiety? every job requires you to be "extremely outgoing and enthusiastic"

>>35874826

I don't know how, m8. Is it easy?

>>35875193
anxiety meds, anon

alternatively, marijuana if you're more of a natural kinda guy

>>35875228
yes, get a vpn, download tor and go on alpha bay

Therapy isn't working lads, in fact it's quite shit.

We just talk about normie shit that I already know.

>Did you know that anxiety often triggers the fight or flight response? That's why you start having thoughts that you may come to harm if you don't do something, it's also why your heart race increases
>Yeah I know this, we learned all about it in biology at school
>*therapist proceeds to talk for like half an hour about fight or flight*
>What can you take away from today's session?
>A refresher course in Year 7 biology?
>That's good, I'm glad I got you thinking about it

Good? I learned nothing and now I'm feeling worse because I got up earlier than I normally do to have a fucking revision lesson on things I already know.

I'm sorry momma, gramomma. I failed you both.

>>35875326
therapy is shit, I went to it and all they said was to do muscle exercises and go to the shop and write down how i felt.

>>35875392
What are you expecting them to do? Give you a magic pill?

>>35875405
idk, but i have no physical anxiety and i have no problem going out, i'm just terrified of opening up to people.

>>35875405

Not that anon but yeah. Valium works but they're afraid to give it out. They're happy to watch your life fall apart without it so they don't take any direct blame.

>>35875228
>>35875298

>using a vpn and going to stupid shit like the darkweb for baby drugs

type taylormade pharma on google and just buy it off him (under meds).

also get some steroids for your low test ass while you're at it.

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Got some new bamboo fibre pants in the post today.

Feels good on the cock lads.

>>35875487
lad i think this is just a cheeky attempt to get lads to look at your willy isn't it?

>tfw the new quiet and shy qt at work has became my tag along

c-could this be it lads

>>35874885
>>35874964
>EU on verge of collasping

m8...

As long as Germany finance them they are not going anywhere, we also are going to pay a 60billion divorce bill just for leaving

>>35875486
is that site legit? it seems too good to be true

>>35875533

thats one of the leading steroid sites for the uk genius.

probably the only place I can still get DNP.

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>>35875512
Nope, we've all got one lad.

What's important is the material.

>>35875516
kek if you thought the migrant crisis almost destroyed the EU last year then this year will be even worse Erdogan wants to punish and destroy Europe now, he won't be holding them back any longer

>>35875544
are steroids worth it? what about the side effects?

>>35875549
post boipucci as well

>>35875516
We're not paying that. Read the news.

>>35874554
Is that Wojak smug again if Scotland becomes independent or if it fails at that? Also, what happened to the people who collected anon's Internet history?

pupper has left shit all over the landing lads was looking forward to eating lunch but im a bit put off now i've cleaned that up

>>35874554
Is the story in the /britfeel/ pics documented anywhere?

>>35875610
You will pay that if you want a trade deal. Otherwise you're completely cucked. Pay your debts, England. You're worse than the Greeks.

>>35875688
Hahaha the EU is more desperate for a deal than we are. We're happy with WTO tariffs.

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Is YXNG Bane living the dreams?

Is it just me or is this one the dopest songs of the last decade?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMUfg75kZwk
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMUfg75kZwk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMUfg75kZwk
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMUfg75kZwk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMUfg75kZwk

>>35875486
>lol why not buy drugs on the surface web bro it'll be fine

>>35875702
If you really believe that you're completely delusional.

Trading on WTO tariffs would completely wipe out the UK economy.

I would be happy with the UK trading on WTO rules though. Would be very funny to watch the chaos.

The Met Office has just issued a flood warning for leftie tears. Anons should prepare by placing sand bags outside their front doors.

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>>35875704
You know me love when you get nasty
I wanna do you in the backseat
Never put no one above me
Seven days sex, I'ma leave you so weak
Like hol' up, hol' up
And we'll go slower, slower
Tell the chauffeur, chauffeur
Keep your hands up on the road cus', the road cus'
Show her cake while you're doing the work
Love how ya whine too, neck back, gripping your hair, working your spine too
Gentleman, I'll let you come first and then I come through
Night lights killed the whole night, nigga ate you

Rude bwoy mi nuh beg friend
Big black hand ting ita end it (Bop, bop, bop)
These niggas all pussies baby
I'm the only nigga to drive that pussy crazy
'Cause I love the shape of you mama
I wanna put my hands on ya
She know I'm tryna open her
Body like a bottle Coca Cola
'Cause I love the shape of you mama
I wanna put my hands on ya
She know I'm tryna open her
Body like a bottle Coca Cola

She said me talking too much, me talking too much
I should come her way, she said me want it too much, me want it too much

Come grab on it, don't get offended
There's enough for you girl and your best friend
Me know you want this, stop pretending
In the back of the rave or in a basement
Any place that you name girl we can go
If you're feeling my vibe
We can disappear to a place thats out of sight
Just you and I-I-I and we'll be fi-i-ine

Rude gyal mi nuh beg friend
Big black hand ting ita end it (Bop, bop, bop)
These niggas all pussies baby
I'm the only nigga to drive that pussy crazy
'Cause I love the shape of you mama
I wanna put my hands on ya
She know I'm tryna open her
Body like a bottle Coca Cola
'Cause I love the shape of you mama
I wanna put my hands on ya
She know I'm tryna open her
Body like a bottle Coca Cola

You know me love when you get nasty
I wanna do you in the backseat
Never put no one above me
Seven days sex, I'ma leave you so weak
You know me love when you get nasty
I wanna do you in the backseat
Never put no one above me
Seven days sex, I'ma leave you so weak now

Lads why do remainers think that people who voted leave only did so because they were told to by high tier Brexiteers? Isn't the idea of a referendum making your own choice?

>>35875728
We already use those tariffs for more than half our trade.

>>35875778
>The PM, most MPs, the president of the US and a endless stream of celebs shill for remain
>but it's the leave voters who are easily led
Remain voters are just delusional desu.

>>35875784
Wow so only half of your trade will be completely halted. That isn't going to make an impact at all! You're so clever, Anon.

There can either be a vote or a fight.

Take your pick.

I think I've already broken my dick, lads. I'm only 20 but I can't muster more than a semi.

>>35875817
The remain campaign told the truth

The leave campaign lied to the public

Low IQ leave voters got cucked by a lie on a bus.

>>35875837
>completely halted
No, with WTO tariffs if no deal is made. But there will be a deal.
Either way you're wrong in assuming it means an end to trade between the UK and EU.

>>35875868
No one voted because of the bus holy shit stop this meme.

>>35875869
Why would a company in the EU pay between 10% and 40% more for the same product or service?

>There will be a deal

"Britain will not be given a free trade deal by the EU in the next two years." - European Parliament Resolution, leaked today.

>>35875868
i voted leave because remain were a bunch of left wing mongs.

>>35875884
A YouGov poll found that 42% of Leave voters voted because they wanted "to spend our contributions to the EU on the NHS"

>>35875913
>A YouGov poll
Because polls have been so reliable?

>>35875902
>the same
It isn't.
There will also be a deal. Sorry kid.

>>35875922
I wouldn't expect a leave voter to be intelligent enough to comprehend the difference between an opinion poll and a predictive poll.

What do you do for a living? I bet you're some kind of mongo warehouse slave or something.

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>tfw daddy thinks I should be trying to finish uni as quickly as possible
>tfw I want to take it slow while I also have a part time job and other projects
>tfw he hasn't said anything outright but can tell he's disappointed

>>35875778
>>35875868
>>35875817
Realistically lads, there was a lot of misinformation from Leave and Remain, from the Doomsday scenarios leaving would have on us peddled by Remain, to Leave making empty promises on the NHS and later backtracking "It was just a suggestion! Not a pledge!"

The entire experience was essentially a media shit-flinging exercise to see who could muster the most votes for their respective overlords

>>35875943
>*tips student debt*

>>35875935
So you think that British products and services are so superior that businesses on the continent will happily pay 40% more for them?

>There will be a deal

I bet in every World Cup you get yourself all worked up with the idea that England is definitely going to win this time.

>>35875966
You have a fundamental misunderstanding of trade deals.

Why would trade end?

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Getting a bit sick and tired of Brits hating and doubting their own country.

>>35875948
>finish uni as quick as possible
are you part time or something? seems a bit autistic to expect a course with a set length to finish quicker just because he wants it to

>>35875948
>daddy
your real father or the old bloke that pays you for sex on the weekends?

>>35875982
>Why would trade end?

Because no one is going to pay for something if they can get it for 40% less elsewhere.

>>35876002
Britain is shit mate. Moving away was the best thing I ever did. A cold, dark, boring expensive island with terrible food, and full of stupid monkeys like yourself.

>>35875512

Tbh I'm looking and looking and really liking

>>35876045
You need to read up on what the UK exports mate. You can't just "go elsewhere" to get it.

>>35876074
Name one significant export that you can't get elsewhere.

>tfw just applied to about a dozen jobs
>would love to have any of them
>fully qualified
>still probably wont get an interview

i just want to be happy

>>35875564
>the EU is collapsing guys, fucking eurofags lel
The EU is collapsing since 2010 apparently and nothing changes kek

>>35876005
The course I was doing was meant to be 3 years, 4 subjects per semester
by third year I dropped down to 3 subjects per semester because one subject every sem was a big project that I would spend literally all my time on (so dropping a subject gave me more time for the project), and then I dropped down to 2 for the same reason
I'm in my 4th year now, and have 3 subjects left. I want to do one subject per semester while also working as a tutor and making a game on the side. At the moment I'm enrolled in 2 subjects this semester but want to drop one because it's also a project one and while I'm doing everything else I don't have enough time to do it in a beneficial way (ie putting the extra hours in to learn shit that's actually useful rather than just going for a low standard pass mark). That means I'm taking a 3 year course and doing it ultimately over 4.5 years, but during the last half of that time I've been making money with various jobs

I told him last night and he wasn't too happy - not angry, but staying silent because he had nothing positive to say. Mum said some things that implied he disagreed with it though.

>>35876107
>a collapse is instant

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>too intelligent for (You)s

>>35876099
Time, we have the only laboratory in the world where time is accurate.

>>35876107
except for it's second largest economy leaving and the rising of far right movements that are deeply hostile to it

>>35876119
It survived the economic crisis, the refugee crisis, Greece... it will survive at least for another while

>>35876126
Is this supposed to be a serious answer?

>>35876099
>I don't know what the UK exports but think I can have opinions about it

>>35876132
Rising? You know they won't win right? Surely not in Germany/Italy. They already lost in the Netherlands, and Le Pen won't leave the Euro

>>35876138
Hahaha, royally blown the fuck out.

The Brexit negotiations are going to be like a chess match where one side only has pawns. It's laughable how one sided the leverage is in the whole thing. The EU can at any point stand up and walk away from the table with minimal negative consequences. Sure, it wouldn't be great for them to lose free-trade with the UK, but that situation would be catastrophic for us, and they know that. We have to do everything we can to keep them at the table, including accepting pretty much whatever deal they offer. It's like playing chicken against a train - the train's gonna win.

>>35876156
they may have lost in the netherlands but if you don't think a candidate who has said he literally wants to ban muslims coming second in a national election is a dangerous trend then you've got your head in the sand

>>35876151
I do know what the UK exports. That's why I know that you can't name a single thing. Which you've proven by not naming a single thing.
>>35876161
International Atomic Time uses the combined output of 400 atomic clocks throughout the world. The ones in the UK aren't significant, nor do they constitute an export as they aren't a service that anyone pays for.

I knew leave voters were thick but I never imagined they were this thick.

8 and a half weeks off full pay woohooooooooooooooooooo
i mean oh no i'm ill n stuff.
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
it's not all good though. surgery on muh bum in 2 week then 4 week recovery. obviously telling work it's 6 week recovery. think i deserve some time off after for being brave.

>>35876207
>nobody pays for
Wrong, again.

May's speech is a fucking car crash lads.

>>35876207
>triggered by triggering

>>35876230
it sounded fine to me tho

>>35876230
It's a good speech. The only interruptions come from the children across the room.
Watch it before you start crying.

>>35876174
I'm glad someone understands it. There are literally people in this thread who think the UK is the one holding all the cards. It just shows how much people can be hoodwinked by the media.
>>35876224
>Literally thinks that a clock is going to save the UK economy.

You're funny mate.

>>35876099
>Name one significant export that you can't get elsewhere.
Pharmaceuticals plus machinery and aircrafts and shit

>>35876242
>n-name one
>name it
>n-no something else

Hahahaha. We're leaving the EU and we're getting a deal. Suck it up.

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>have shitty foundation english and maths on wednesday morning
>still too much of a lazy NEET to go and sleep all morning instead for 11hours

>>35876099
North Sea Oil
Cheddar

fuckin hell lads some of you are acting like this is the end of the world, its obviously gonna have negative effects to begin with because our economy is reactionary but we'll be fine in the long run

EU wont just stop trading with one of its most vital partners no matter how bitter they are, you have to remember they rely on us for a lot of stuff too so we have enough bargaining chips to keep us relevant

SHE ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN.

BAGPIPE NIGGERS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT AHAHAHA

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What does britfeel think of my first of many shitty drawings? (not finished yet)

>>35876278
They are already filling the channel tunnel with cement.

>>35876255
You couldn't be more wrong mate. Which isn't a surprise because you've shown yourself to be a complete idiot with your clock nonsense. Show yourself out.

>>35876263
>You can't get oil anywhere else
>Cheddar is a signifiant export

Not impressed.

I turned down sex last night. Does that make me volcel instead of incel?

>>35876247
>>35876311
What about these goodies faggot? And yes people will pay for properly made aircraft so dont pull that shit.

>>35876301
show your local psych ward, I'm sure they'll find it very interesting

>>35876311
Where else are you going to get North Sea Oil then?

>>35876315
have you ever felt sexually attracted to anyone? As in, having a conscious desire to want to have sex with them?
If not you might be asexual

>>35876278
Dont even waste your time mate, let them be the remoaners they are

>>35876325
my local psych ward told me to start drawing to express myself and they plan on reviewing the drawings, should I not have drawn this?

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Help me lads.

Gotta take a girl out tonight but I live in Yorkshire...

What the fuck should I do?

>>35876301
i can relate to that. are the eyes there to represent feeling all eyes are watching you.that's how i feel.
it's good oc lad

>>35876338
well im gonna be totally honest lad its a wank drawing, do a bit of research on how to draw straight lines and stuff

t. drawfag

>>35876321
>You can't get pharmeceuticals, machinery and aircraft anywhere else

The biggest company making aircraft in the UK is going to pull out because the supply chain relies on European integration. Only one part of the plane is actually made here.

>>35876326
Norway

>>35876350
>are the eyes there to represent feeling all eyes are watching you
yes

>>35876352
thanks is youtube a good starting place?

Well lads I made a prat out of myself last night thanks to alcohol. Not much to do but play the no memory card.

>>35876338
Oh if that's the case then that's exactly what you should have drawn
carry on then

>>35876345
>but i live in yorkshire
could be worse lad.
take her to chippy for a bag of chips

>we should stay in a meme union that is fucking everything up because muh sheckles
Stop being such fucking jews

>tfw no qt gf on benefits

>>35876355
Nope, not from Norway. Only North Sea Oil have rights to it.

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>>35876361
theres some decent stuff on youtube, personally i prefer books but to each his own

also i recommend doodling rather than calculated drawing because that allows ur brain to put pen to paper and transfer its own beautiful imagery.. then you can look at it and put your own meaning to what you see

heres one from a while ago, what do you think of when you look at this?

>>35876405
I'd love it if one of you came up with an argument that isn't bafflingly idiotic.

First the clocks and now this.

>>35876426
>I can't argue against it so it's stupid

I think you need to take a nap you big baby.

>>35876409
people watching me, really nice though

>>35876448
You are really so stupid that I need to spell it out to you?

Norway has oil extraction going on in the north sea. Google it.

There you go.

Honestly though I think you must be trolling, no one could be so stupid that they don't already know this. If that's the case, it's pretty sad. You can't come up with an actual argument, you know you're beat, so you start talking nonsense to try to get a reaction. I'll just be ignoring it in future.

>>35876487
>I'll just be ignoring it in future.
I doubt it

You're all NEETs

This shit doesn't affect you when you're holed up in your council flat living on tins of lidl beans and happy shopper bread

>>35876505
Thanks for conceding, I respect that you've given up.

>>35876511
I own a business.

>>35876518
what business lad? you want to give us a job mate?

>>35876487
>that doesn't count
>no another one
>I don't like that example

You've got nothing. The UK will leave the EU and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>35876538
He probably only hires Poles for slave wages.

dont get why women consider hugh jackman attractive, is it because he looks a bit like a rapist?

>>35876511
Jokes on you I'm a wage slave but its still barely going to effect me.

>>35876538
It's in the fitness industry. I have a gym in Bristol, and I sell supplements and training courses online.

Fully staffed at the moment, I'm afraid.

>>35876553
All my employees are British as we speak, but I am going to be moving the online parts of the business to somewhere in Europe.

>>35876558
>tall
>muscular
>rich
>can dance

>>35876518
>Thanks for conceding, I respect that you've given up.
I'm not the guy you was arguing with

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>tfw article 50 triggered

i don't get the butthurt about brexit or no brexit, It doesn't matter if we are or we are not in the EU, it's not like it will affect me personally in any ways, I'm just a simple NEET

>>35876332
I've become progressively less sexually driven as I've gotten older (is that what they call prison asexual?), but that wasn't why I turned her down. I turned her down because I know she's slept around and I don't want to lose my virginity to a non virgin.

It's probably the most fedora thing I've every done, but I don't regret it.

>>35876653
Not all of us are simple NEETs

I have an international lifestyle.

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>>35874554
.
.
.
.
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>Emily Bishop comes into the office
>Has a house but little available cash
>Is considering releasing some equity
>Wants me to give her financial advice
>Give her a lethal dose of crowbar instead

Anyone ever had it where your balls go up inside your body? Was having a cheeky bosh and decided to go upside down to spaff on my face. I forgot that when you nut your balls tend to retract upwards. Well when I did the deed I felt my sack shrink by like 80% and lo and behold my love eggs were nowhere to be found. I sat back upright and a good ten seconds later I felt them go POP, back into my scrote. One of them kinda hurt for a little while after but I checked them and I think they're okay. Kinda scared about having a fap later though, just in case something goes wrong again. Testicular torsion in particular sounds horrifying to me. A-am I gonna be okay?

>>35876653
Even if you're not a NEET it doesn't affect you

The only people whining are the ones who want to "someday, maybe, have the possibility, if the conditions are right, making the decision, to move somewhere in the European Union, in the possible future. Maybe"

Even then there's visas. If you're not competent enough to get a visa, you're not competent enough to live there

Simple

>>35876733
Are you massively skinny, lad? That happened to me once when I was dangerously underweight.

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>>35876692
>I have an international lifestyle.
is that you mr worldwide

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This artist is pretty good lads

still havent dyed my hair too much of a pussy

>>35876752
this reminds of some roastie who was giving it the whole 'the friends i won't meet...the things i won't see, the things i won't experience...' yeah well what if you had gone to paris and got raped? what if now instead of going to paris you go to london and meet the love of your life?

>>35876752
>Even then there's visas. If you're not competent enough to get a visa, you're not competent enough to live there

Have you ever gotten a visa to live in another country? I have a US visa and it was a complete ballache to get. Took 10 months and cost my company a fortune in legal fees.

I now live in an EU country and coming here was no problem at all. It cost nothing and was instant.

Plus I now run my own business, so I wouldn't be able to get a work visa anyway. You have to remember that not everyone wants to work for someone else.

>>35876777
>nigger shit

kill yourself

Having a pizza at 1:40pm lads.

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>>35876826
Nothing wrong with cartoon trannies m80

only person that cares about my existence is my mum lads

>>35876846
got myself a sticky rib pot noodle, coke and cheese and onion crisps, hope you enjoy your meal, ill be enjoying mine

>>35876846
u a proper naughty boy int ya lad, bet ya wanna show us ur boipucci go on lad post it

How good is earl grey with some honey lads?

>>35876848
didnt say there was anything wrong with tranny stuff, but the obvious nigger tier lips and proportions mean you need to go back to africa

brexit is happening, soon you will be gone whether you like it or not

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>tfw thicc teen gf

>>35876875
sounds like kettle crisps talk to me lad

>>35876887
2thicc5me, fucking disgusting mate

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>>35876887
sorry I meant no thicc gf

>>35876887
thats not thicc lad thats fucking disgusting

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>>35876887
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

She's way bigger than thicc but I don't care because I want her to fucking CRUSH ME with that ass

>>35876786
was it you dying it red?
how garish a red are you going

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>poor
>need food
>only have 4quid
>iceland is opposite my flat
>go on
>pick up 60 chicken nuggies and some mayo
>lining up
>everyone in front of me has got massive trolleys full
>finally get to the lady serving me
>she looks at my stuff
>looks at me
>can see her holding back a laff
>giggles while asking for the money
>I end up running out holding back tears

f-fucking normies

>>35876713
Hillman memes. Yes.

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>>35876925
It happens to the best of us mate...

>>35876899
>>35876902
t. Irishmen

can anyone remember the lass that was posting in here a couple weeks back? i want to impregnate her

>>35876887
Imagine the BRAAAAAAPPPPPPPSS from that beast.

>>35876935
chub chasing is an arab trait

Just had a cracking wank but now my liver really hurts.

>>35876925

*hugs* its alright anon

>>35876962
i'm a skinny pale british 19 year old, i love fat girls. still a kissless virgin though...

>>35876984
you dont actually like them, its desperation, unless you have some sort of defect in you, whites are not attracted to fatties, its a non white thing

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The mind reading ads are back lads, today I woke up with knee pains and can you guess what ad I got when checking the weather?

I hadn't done any searching for joint pain what so ever, I think they may have bugged my home.

any lads here got a third nipple?

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>>35876994
I guess i'm defective then

>>35877036
None of us are safe lad. How do they know I have dick problems? How??! I don't search this stuff, but they're there always telling me I could be better. Hunting me, stalking me...

>>35877056
i bet youd change your tone and never look at a blob again if a normal girl gave you attention

>>35877036
just as a question, do you use chrome?

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>>35877056
Atleast when the apocalypse comes you wont have to leave your house ever, those two legs alone could provide you with enough meat to last a few years. That's like two little nestling piggies right there.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/teen-girls-taking-selfie-airstrip-10115020

>taking selfies on a air strip
>get necked

Normies btfo

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Lads I think youtubes broke, it wont show my subscriptions videos

>>35877099
search is down too, i wanted to search up something

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>>35876919
aiming for this. probly going to end up being more red toned than pic tho bc i havent got anymore colour to mix and im skint m8.

>>35877063
I'm getting paranoid because of these all knowing ad servers, maybe they are listening in on me using other family members phones and computers.

>>35877078
Sometimes, but I mostly use palemoon and duckduckgo.

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>>35877097
You completely disregarded the better story anon.

>Doctors use angle grinder to cut metal ring off pensioner's PENIS in eye-watering footage


http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/doctors-use-angle-grinder-cut-10119019

>>35877125
>Sometimes, but I mostly use palemoon and duckduckgo.

im starting to think everything you type out is sent to google, i mean youve typed stuff here yesterday about things, what if everything we are typing out now is being sent, like how you type out a draft email and it saves the content, except it also sends it back to google

>>35877099
fine for me laddy, although yesterday it wouldn't show my own recommended videos on the home page, just the generic normie stuff

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Shake that thing miss kana kana

I have failed you /britfeel/, I have failed you...

>>35877117
that's a good colour, you gonna post a pic after so we can see the full effect, i hope it turns out how you want.

Some old roastie I know is doing the 5/2 diet. Hope she puts on weight the daft cunt.

>mum asked me again if i was gay

JUST BECAUSE IVE NEVER BROUGHT A GIRL HOME OR HAD A GF DOESNT MEAN IM FUCKING GAY

>>35877261
How'd you fuck up lad

>>35876925
Just tell her its for a party.

>>35877261
You broke down, didn't you anon? It's okay, it happens. Robots/Neets aren't known for their immeasurable willpower. The question is, which was it?

A job, a roastie, or did you give your virginity to a prostitute?

>>35877130
another benis related injury from last month
> Idiot shoots own penis with a nail gun
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/builder-accidentally-fires-nail-gun-9860635

>>35877274
maybe you should be gay, post your boipucci and ill let you know

>>35877281
>>35877305
just wanted to meme star wars desu lads

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Anon who has been to the bookies 7 times in 2 days here

Off to the bookies again with a tenner, wish me luck lads

>>35877345
good luck lad. what's your tenner going on. i like blackjack myself

>>35877345
You're on a slippery slope to being like one of those older people who are always in there.

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Can't bring myself to eat or even down the drink I poured. Feel damn blue.

>family mocked me because I only have one IRL friend

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>>35877317
You know honestly, the prequels were not as bad as people say they are. Old people like your parents didn't like them because they weren't exactly like the original trilogy, which was a smaller condensed story focusing on a handful of characters trying to stop an evil Empire, whilst the prequel trilogy was a grand scheme type of thing showing how that evil Empire managed to dig its roots in the galaxy in the first place. Of course it had to be grander in scale, of course it had to have a bunch of new characters and political talk and wars and even some uninteresting rubbish! Did they expect it o be a fucking footnote explaining how the setting of the OT happened? Of course not. Some legitimate complaints though are some of the dialogue, which Lucas himself has admitted isn't one of his strong suits. Also Hayden Christensen, he is fucking awful. That's really it.

>>35877265
ok i will
>>35877274
>tfw nan + gramma keep asking if i got a gf yet
idk how they dont know im a gay. i feel bad that im 21yo and i still havent told them yet. at least my lil bro has got a gf now.

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Today will be pretty fucking top, lads

>>35877384
Lad I'm 25 and my friends have gone from 10 to none in the space of 10 years. It happens to all of us, your family is just trolling.

>>35877394
I agree mate, I enjoy the prequels more than most.

I think they are better than the Disney SW films, unless they explain fully how Rey is as powerful as she is as well as don't try and copy Empire Strikes Back like they did with TFA lifting its story from ANH, also RO was a big waste of time apart from the fight on Scarif and I wasn't that impressed with the Vader fanservice

>>35877384
People who collect friends are absolute scum. No respect for their "friends" at all

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>>35877394
Oh, and I forgot to mention, fucking piece of shit faggot millennials hate on them because it's so fashionable to hate them. That's literally the only reason they hate them as well. Imagine being such an empty, impressionable shell that you hate something because it's popular to hate.

>>35877432
But they were really driving it into me and each of them took turns counting the number of friends they all have.

>>35877450
That's basically my sister summed up, she can't get it through her head that its quality over quantity. Most of her time is spent arguing and falling out with them anyway.

>>35877442
I agree with you on most of that, the only thing I don't is that I fucking loved the Vader fan service. It ended a memorable battle very nicely. I think RO was immensely superior in every way to TFA, and the OT and the PT was loads better than the shit fest of TFA.

The Battle of Scarif is hands down my favorite fucking battle in Star Wars, narrowly beating out my old favorite, the Battle of Endor.

>>35877467
>each of them took turns counting the number of friends they all have.

Sounds like you got bigger problems, it's very possible your entire family is autistic.

>>35877373

I'm a wagie with a few days off and I've been so bored

>>35877394
Dude. As bad as the culture around hating them is annoying the 1st and 2nd are not good films. I can still watch them and have a fun time with friends but they have a lot of flaws.

The third is ok though.

>>35877425
Fuck London and the south east.

>>35875687
yes; there were a bunch of losers, they made a shit thread with pathetic regularity

>>35875171
make a new op pic then, or submit a design?

>>35877483
I think after the "don't choke on your aspirations" line I just ended up hating Vader in the movie, it was such a bad line and I feel bad for James Earl Jones for having to read that, I'm not sure how I feel about RO compared to TFA, and I'll have to watch it a few more times before I can fully place it on my rankings.

Battle of Endor is a good battle, my personal favourite is the battle of Hoth, I fell in love with that ever since I first saw it when I was a kid, the only way I can see that being replaced as my favourite SW battle is if they do another big battle on a snow planet.

>>35877409
They know, faggot.

>>35877544
5/10
realistic and accurate story

>>35877547
>Battle of Endor is a good battle
only put in by the jew to sell more toys

>>35877547
Yeah, I will say that. One of my criticisms about RO, and by extent, TFA, is that it was filled with millennial-esque 2015/2016 style quips that seem out of place in the Star Wars universe. Even the PT, which was release in 1999, 2002 and 2005 didn't have quips like that, probably because it's fucking Disney this time around.

Also The Battle of Hoth is in a category all it's own. You can't even call it a battle, it's more like a masterpiece which sets it apart from all others on it's own eternal golden pedestal of greatness.

I'm definitely not saying this just because I momentarily forgot about the battle of Hoth, which is shocking considering how many times I've seen the movies, literally hundreds of times, so how could I have fucking forgotten something so goddamn good? No, definitely not.

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>Wake up after 2 pm again

wew lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPiT9qDL7xw

I watched an old animoo movie called Angels Egg at like 4am last night and it was a bit of a head fuck in a good way deffo recommend, it's on youtube in good quality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIhKqaNp4Dc

>>35877036
I've had something similar were I was talking about going on holiday and next day I was getting related ads. I never searched anything relating it but I did speak over the phone about it. Shits scary.

>some rich unfeeling depressed robot doesn't want to give me money that he won't miss and might make him feel something instead of being an empty shell of a person

Fucking hell, are all robots jews? Why don't you just want to help a lad out? I only need 2000 quid...

>the pound is in freefall

hahahahahahaha

just watched my cat do a poo in the neighbours garden

I don't want to be awake, existing is too much effort

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>>35877661
For some reason I read that in pic related's voice

>>35877660

It has barely moved all day, and is down less than half a cent

Another one of those days with some of those suicide feels desu. Just thinking about fucking up with my friends because I'm so unstable. No motivation to do anything. Just want to eat junk food all day.

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>>35877689
It's absolutely tanked. Britain is on track to become a second world country.

>>35877741

0.19%

That isn't even the pound either

Got a call on my mobile last night, but I missed it. think it might be about a job.
Should I ring back?

>>35877769

Send the number to a gay porn wesbite

>>35877769
Google the number is you can

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>tfw no qt gf

I can't stand the loneliness any longer

>>35877777
nice get, but no, I don't think so

>>35877779
it is vague and inconclusive... seems to be uk at least

my coworker just came back to the shop after taking the money from the till to the bank for our boss, he comes back crying and says he needs to talk to our boss about something

turns out he took the money to the bookies and lost it all, fortunately it was only 60 quid but what an absolute twat. he got insta fired, it kind of adds up now tbqh his gf was in a few weeks back asking us loads of random questions about when he gets paid, seems like he'd been gambling his wages and lying about being paid to his gf who'd just had a kid

wew what a state lads

>>35877824
Gi us his job, lad

>>35877824
how the FUCK can someone take company money and spend it at the bookies, even if you have a gambling addiction i cannot understand how any one would think it was a good idea

was he thinking he could win with it and make money on the side or something? what the fuck, bet he was a smelly dumb nigger

>>35877824
>his gf was in a few weeks back asking us loads of random questions about when he gets paid, seems like he'd been gambling his wages and lying about being paid to his gf who'd just had a kid

You're not in the North West are you? Because that's literally my oldest brother

>>35877824

>tfw just about to go to the bookies now

>>35877856

I'm the anon who has been obsessively going to the bookies the past few days

I also take till money to the bank and walk past 3 bookies on the way, but I would never be as retarded as to do this

someone bought my overpriced tat on ebay... was it one of you lads?!?
holy fugg i cant even contemplate that it was a sincere buyer

is dark souls the spiritual successor to mike tysons' punch out?

>>35877875

>tfw It's socially unacceptable for drinkers to engage in their vice before noon
>tfw gamblers can gamble in the morning without consequence

>>35877900
Yea, except it's 10x more boring and tedious

Good comparison though

>>35877907

>buy alcohol
>drink it at home
>whenever you like

that's fucked up though. WHAT IF YOU WORK A NIGHT SHIFT! That makes the morning like your evening

>>35877856
yeh i guess his aim was to double up pocket 60 quid and then take 60 quid to the bank.. not quite sure why he thought thatd be a good idea but obviously gambling addicts arent known for their rational thinking

>>35877883
what was it laddy?

don't gamble lads

invest in stocks instead... same thing, but you can predict it a little

>>35877939
vidya... considering knocking 1 or 2 quid off the price for the chap

>>35877960
You sold a video game on Ebay? For how much? And which one?

>>35877875
Yeah. I've thought about doing it aswell but after like 1 second you just realise that if I lose I'm gonna have to comp what I've lost anyway so may as well use my money.

>>35875564
>Erdogan

He can't do shit

even the Netherlands told him to fuck off, let alone a powerhouse like germany

>>35877983
w-why are you asking? Did you want to buy some vidya?

>>35878009
don't know what you're talking about, the eu was literally paying him to hold the migrants back. that deal has recently been ended

>>35878013
No I'm broke but I have some vidya and I want to know if it's worth selling. I also have a video card I want to sell. I might try eBay.

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>ability to show empathy
Wewlads

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Tfw you lost that 10 bong but have a 20 note on you

how come a lot of robots bully people online even though they were probably bullied in school and hated it? i bet a lot of people are robots because they got bullied and they are bullying other robots in the same boat as them.

>>35878148
online bullying isn't real, nigga

>>35878172
yes, it is. people still feel bad when people are dicks to them online or when people are trolled

Been craving a drink for the past 2 hours

might give in

>>35878197
Kys retard fatty

>>35878206
Got some voddy at mine if you wanna join me

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Tfw exceeding your limits pays off

Can't stop watching homestead videos

lambs are qt as fuck

>>35878210
none of that applies to me but at least im not an insecure bully

Was looking forward to a drink and a couple of films on friday night and thinking about what to watch then I remembered I've gotta go and pretend to be a normal and now I'm both sad and anxious.

>>35878226
You cashing out or going for more?

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It's getting even better lads

>>35878263
>You cashing out or going for more?

kek you know he is wasting all of that rather than cashing out

>>35878226
you at a casino or bookie?

>>35878267
you'll be eating food tonight!

>>35878278
Bookie, electronic machine should have given it away

Britfeel and bookies, this is the life lads

>>35877900
Nah, Punch Out is much harder and requires more skillful timing. Dark Souls isn't all that bad once you know it.

>>35878296
arnt many of these machines rigged?

starting drinking in the afternoon makes sense because it means you can go to bed at a normal time

>>35878290

You jest, but if i had lost I'd be living off my oven chips and bread for 6 days

>>35878267
Pay day soon so might be making a few trips myself. Haven't been for a couple of months due to being low on funds but I'll have some space this month.

>>35878315
Rigged in my favour the way things are going, tempted to move to another bookies now

>>35878317
things are looking up for old gil

>>35878317
You shouldn't be gambling at all then you pillock.

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>went to shop because craving for Wine Gums
>no more in stock
>want to leave but the trip would have been for nothing
>pick up some maryland cookies and look like a fatty

>>35878315
They're fixed odds. So overall the bookies gonna always come out on top but on the individual player basis it's not too bad from what I know.

>>35878339
Good job theres like 3 on every street.

>>35878339
>tempted to move to another bookies now

this is why you keep failing

>>35878339
>tempted to move to another bookies now

this is how they get ya lad. you win once and you keep coming back and give them money.

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Right I'm gonna leave this bookie now I'm ahead

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>>35878361
Aldi wine gums are next level
Have a go on them if you have an Aldi near by

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>>35878381
I want to fuck bjork so much

Boil has just burst, happy days guys

>>35878378
> Playing the fixed-odds Jew.

>>35878454

David Steinberg is sweating with the amount of money he has lost to me, I'm in the next bookies now

Took such a herculean effort to wank I'm exhausted and covered in sweat. Anti-depressants are a bitch

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>>35878381
Nearest aldi is a 10-15 minute walk but it means going up a hill for most of it, will do in future though

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Free tea in this bookie

women are disgusting lads, like genuinely disgusting

anyone who says women are clean clearly hasnt been into a toilet after a woman has done a period poo

>>35878558
thats a shameful brew that is lad

>>35878558
whoevers urine that is, they need to go see a doctor

>>35878569
It's free bookie tea, what do you expect? This isn't the Ritz, although I probably will be there soon with the amount I'm winning

>>35878595
id expect it to look more like tea than piss

>>35878595
are you boxing clever and putting some in your pocket. or you going balls out and risking it all

>workmate won't stop huffing and puffing, obviously waiting for someone to ask him what's up
What do? He does this every day and it's always some personal shit I don't give a fuck about

>>35878647
Putting most in my pocket, but I've lost 12 bong in this second bookies

>>35878558
Cracking bit of brew there lad

>>35878670
I ignore every single person who is clearly doing stuff to generate attention passively

Have a mate who does the same thing. He can fuck off

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>Tfw Scotland will be independent

>>35878686
Scratch that, I'm now up 3.50 in the 2nd bookies, 33.50 overall today

Oh goody we havent had a political row in 15 minutes.

>>35878712
if you keep having an referendum every couple of years until one sticks of course you will, the real question is will there be another one to rejoin in 2 years time

>>35878558
That cup of tea looks like liquid shit in a cup.
And it probably is.

>>35878686
do you stick on the same machine or move to others if 1 starts going against you. i had a mate used to run 3 machines at once, he liked that montys millions thing though

I want britpol to pls go

>>35878670
Ignore him, you'll feel better doing that rather than the strain of wanting to tell him to shut the fuck up when you do ask him

>>35878558
What's the bookies like? Don't have much of an interest in footie or sports in general but it looks like a comfy way to spend some time and make money

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Pick a number for me lads

>>35878670
give him a mars bar and tell him to calm down princess

>>35878728
I don't agree with you reeeeeeeeee

>>35878751
25 desu family, this is my number

>>35878751
Go for 21, lad. Tell me if my birthday number is shit or not

>>35878751
0 always wins

>>35878751
22, got a good feeling about it

I have no idea what you're doing by the way

>>35878746
>going to the bookies to make money

you arent the smartest are ya lad?

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>>35878735

I stick to the same machine mostly but if I'm having a good day like today I'll move shops

>>35878746
It's seriously comfy

>>35878670
>tfw literally got huffed out of a pub by the landlord once

>>35878770
should always cover 0 in roulette
>>35878780
he's playing roulette. pick a number and if it comes up you win. you can also bet on even or odd numbers, for the ball to land in red or black. there's a few different betting options it's quite fun really desu

>>35878790
I am not a smart man. I'll amend that then.
*ahem*
*make money SOMETIMES

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11 came up again, was only covering it by a corner though, got 2.25 back on a 3.50 bet

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>tfw sister's boyfriend is a remain cuck

>>35878844
He only pretends to have voted remain to get your sister's pussy.

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im foregoing food and will live exclusively off of mars milk and tesco brownie flavored milk.

feels good

>>35878839
>2.25 back on a 3.50 bet
>lost 1.25

well done

>>35876247
>Pharmaceuticals

These? https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-11-11/brexit-makes-drug-agency-the-most-sought-after-regulator-in-eu

>Uneducated people were given the right to vote for the future of the UK
Thanks lads. Just gonna sort out my future citizenship after I graduate

>>35878839
Looks like 11 is more likely to come out ahain next number

Put 100% on it

>>35878844
whats it like having a sister? did you ever smell her pants growing up?

>>35878863
Strange as it sounds, I hope so.