>"haha anon, dont be silly, come up here and give the

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>>35639037

>O-okay... M-my, uh, presentation is on... anime

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>Shoot up whole school

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>>35639037
>"listen up roaches, im going to explain why dickgirls are best girls. buckle the fuck up its going to be wild"

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>>35639037
>logs onto computer
>computer takes 5 minutes to log on
>powerpoint takes ages to load
>powerpoint updates
>projector wont come on

Listen doc you've got a neutral carbon with 5 bonds on the board behind you so how about you worry about your own shit before mine

>>35639037
>"no"
>what was that anon, come up and do your presentation"
>"i said no are you fucking deaf?"

>>35639037
Hi everyone, I'm here today to talk to you about memes

>>35639037
>tfw qt daddy professor will never fuck you after class

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>>35639037
i experienced this once
>friend of mine was still young and full of light
>for my class project i had chosen my model painting but fucking hell my friend, my friend had chosen his brony/furry hobby as his presentation
>this was back when bronies and furries wernt really known by the mainstream normies
>he gave his presentation with all the love and excitement of a child at christmas because he thought it was genuinely cool

it ended with him getting bullied for the next 6 years

That reminds me. I have got to do a solo 10 minute presentation on friday.

Anyone got any tips on how not to sperg out?

>>35639037
WHO HAS THE IMAGE OF THE PROFESSOR POINTING TO THE CHALKBOARD LIKE VOILA BUT ITS A FUCKING SCRIBBLE NEBULA?

PLEASE HELP ILL PAYPAL YOU.

>>35640302
Memorize some stuff but not all
Print your slides and write notes down
Rehearse at least once and time how long it takes.

>>35640302
To how many people? Remember to speak loudly if it's a big room

>>35640302
Don't bring notes. Notes are the biggest meme. Before the presentation try to do it for yourself without notes, don't even think about looking. Remember that they don't know what you're supposed to say, so if you forget something just move on.

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>>35639037
>My project is on how fast i can shoot up a school before the police get here. Starting now.

>>35640302
choose one person in the class and make unbreaking eye contact with them

>>35640423
someone help please

its the professor raising one hand at the chalkboard and its a vortex of scribble

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>>35639037
>turn on laptop
>''Appyling updates 1/27... Do not turn off computer''

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>>35640747
>logging into computer
>manage to write my password wrong
>twice

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>kid in hs class
>we had to do a presentation in English literature about great expectations by Charles Dickens
>kid opens up his laptop and projected for all to see on the projector screen is his last chrome session of diaper videos

have you ever felt the sound of deafening silence? not just be in it but feel the force of it.

needless to say he did his presentation completely white as a sheet then left the room crying

>tfw have actually bumped my grades up a letter by presenting well

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>use my laptop for the presentation
>forgot to change my loli wallpaper

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>>35640831
Holy shit. Holy shit. The thought of that is so awkward it gave me a semi.

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>>35640831
Shit, if he didn't leave to drop the class after that.

>>35640874
>>forgot to change my loli wallpaper
>lying on the internet

>>35641039
you don't know nothing, anon.

keep your mouth shut and move along

>>35641039
I'm not lying, you assclown newfag.

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>>35641039
>he doesn't have a loli wallpaper

>>35640930
>>35641027
i mean i have to give him props, he did the presentation, albeit in a state of shock he fucking did it. then left
if it were me id leave crying with a boner

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>y-you too
What was that anon?
>hahahaha, No, I said, you too, but... uhm...
What are you saying?
>I said "you too" on accident, but that's just stupid, so actually I'm sort of happy that you didn't hear it, because
Are you going to do the presentation or what?
>no, I just wanted to explain to you why I said "you too", it was on accident, you see...
>run out of class

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>>35641107
The show must go on.
What a man.

>its a reinact the romeo and juliet play day

>>35641156
fucking this
why was highschool filled with so many normie activities in classes that are required for everyone to take?

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>get up to do presentation
>let out audible fart

anons has this ever happened to you?

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>had crippling anxiety growing up
>every time i would do a presentation i would just stand there crying
>couldn't say a single word
>everyone laughed or cringed every time i made a presentation
>teachers knew this
>was still forced to do every presentation
>the problem didn't go away until highschool
>i had to preform like 12 times total in grade school
Why the fuck are teachers such extroverted normie assholes

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Have to hold a presentation and discussion for 2 hours in front of 20 people sitting in a circle around me

>>35641394
>Why the fuck are teachers such extroverted normie assholes
You literally have to be to be able to do that job.

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>>35641394
They should throw everyone infront of the same lions
It'd be unfair the threat you differently because you're ''special''.

>>35640831
f

but originally

>be me, 15
>presentation about anything to do with Jeebus (went to catholic school)
>did it on the Virgin Mary
>had a panic attack and the teachers knew it would happen
>start making shitty jokes and awkward laughter because I didn't know what to do
>make a joke about Mary getting fucked
>was bullied about it for the rest of high school

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>>35639037
the book i chose for the presentation is a Manga is that ok?

>>35639037
I didn't even do it.

Lmao now what teach looks like I win again

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>>35639037
>MY PRESENTATION IS ON SUPER MALE VITALITY
>ARE YOU READY REPTILE GLOBALISTS?

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>>35640803
>logging into computer
>write password into the username slot

>>35639037
THIS TRIGGERS ME SO HARD FUCK I LITTERALLY FELT MY STOMACH KNOW UP FUCK YOU AND FUCK SCHOOL PRESENTATIONS
IF THEY TRY TO MAKE MY KID DO ONE I'M GONNA TELL HIM TO DO ON THE SIZE OF THE TEACHER ASS FUCK PRESENTATIONS

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>>35639037
>people have problems giving presentations in front of people for some reason
>at the same time they have no problem getting sex
i dont understand

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>>35639037
>that kid who made a presentation about fatfurs

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>>35643445
>same but inflation
>have to hide your confused boner
>mentally scarred your child self into having that fetish forever

>>35643445
>>35643766
Where the fuck did you guys go to school?

but original