Sibling love

Hi guys, I was hanging out with my brother and his friends. I didn't really want to but my mom made me go. I can't really say no to my mom. It was okay, we played some board games and ate food really late at night. A lot of it was just them keeping me awake and I even fell asleep on the floor for a little while at one point. Anyways I'm going to crash now.

Sisters are pieces of shit and the anime clearly show that. No fucking idea how anybody has a fetish for them.

>>35610524
Hug your nii-nii
>>35610524
Go hug your sister

>>35610448
Word filters are going to cause this thread to be unseen by a good portion of robots

>>35610602
Whoopsie the second one was originally meant for >>35610534

>>35610609
Their loss

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I am all alone OP, sorry . I always was alone. Saw this thread, feel-good to have such threads active.

>>35610631
My most sincere condolences. Surely Kek will grant you a qt imouto in the next life of yours.

Tfw I wouldve enjoyed these threads back when I was in highschool and lived at home with my sister. Now we're both old and she has a kid now too. Born too late to explore the world. Born too early to explore space. Born just in time for dank memes but not in time for comfy hug your sister threads on r9k. Life truly is a cruel mistress.

>>35610616
She would call the police.

>>35610676
>call the police for getting a hug
Are you serious?

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>>35610654
I never wanted a sibling, but you know, isolation gets me, m 20/m/6.5Beta Indian fag. I try hard in life and want a gf, I try being good with a lotta girls but fuck it, life's hard here.

>>35610448
I'm anon who confessed to cousin here. I want to thank this thread to give me courage to try with my cousin. Had I never set foot here and post, things would be lost and not same for me.
Today's her birthday, and had a blast. I managed to pleasantly surprise her and the look of happiness on her face was so precious.

For any robots who have serious feelings toward their siblings. Let it be spoken, or it'll be lost and bear a fruit called regret.

You have lots of advantages every potential bf/gf for your sibling don't. I know it will pain you to see him/her walking with another person besides you, but do not give up. It's all temporary setback, thanks to anon who encouraged me about this hurdle, and still kind enough to kick into senses in this thread.

People might call you all weirdo, frogs, racists, robots, motherfuckers, but for me you're all as precious as my blood family.

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>>35610850
Damn, don't be so sensitive bro

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>>35610850
This brought tears to my eyes. Such an extraordinarily good post.

>>35610903
Why don't you have a sister-wife?

>>35610609
Most robots usually have their own filters set up for imouto and sister anyway.

>>35610448
I'm never going to hug my siblings.

>>35610524
>A lot of it was just them keeping me awake and I even fell asleep on the floor for a little while
I bet they thought you were really cute.

>>35610448
>Do this or Kek will not be benevolent!
First off I don't have a sister and second, Kek has better things to do than care about your faggot shit you fucking autist.

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>>35611235
>Kek has better things to do than care about your faggot shit you fucking autist
>believing in the frog god
>unironically

Oh cool, fresh bread
How's everything doing today?

I'll just bump and go

Good thread. My bro is my best friend. Grew up gaymin together, wouldn't have it any other way

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>>35611532
>being a filthy, disgusting, degenerate heretic

>>35612255
>those numbers
Kek has spoken

STOP MAKING THESE THREADS YOU SICK FUCKS

SIBLING LOVE IS LITERALLY A MEME, THINLY BEILED SEXUAL THING TOO

>>35612481
Go hug your sister and tell her you love her

>>35612481
>love is a meme
You heard it here first, folks

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>>35612255
>/pol/
>not a christian board
>>35611797
Pretty good, playing some HoI 4 I am a casual

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I will once I take a shower because I'm disgusting.

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>>35612592
>/pol/

Jesus was a Clinton supporter.

>>35612618
/pol/ is where kekism originated from. Don't worry friendo, just go hug your sister and all the REEE will go away

>>35612575
WE LIVE 400 MILES APART AND DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT EACH OTHER BECAUSE WE'RE NORMAL

YOU CAN'T TELL YOUR SISTER YOU LOVE HER IF SHE'S OLDER THAN 12 BECAUSE ITS WEIRD FOR HER AND OTHER PEOPLE

>>35612583
Expressing love to someone that you see almost everyday? Absolutely.

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>>35612618
Filthy fucking blasphemy neck yourself faggot bitch.

>>35612644
>not expressing love to someone that you see everyday
I hope your relationship with your sister improves, Anon. I believe in you.

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>>35612634
My sister is a frail little slut.
I wouldn't want to hug her, and she'd "ew" at me if I tried.

Of course, I know /pol/ is a Kekist board, that's what I was saying.

>>35612668
No, honestly, the typical sibling relationship that is "loving" involves teasing and ironically insulting each other, and helping each other out occasionally. Treating your sister like she's your girlfriend is creepy. Do you even have a sister dude?

>>35612670
>My sister is a frail little slut
Why didn't you save her?

>>35612710
I'm her twin, but the youngest male in the family. She fell for the oldest brother meme, and he's a commie.

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>>35612707
>the typical sibling relationship that is "loving" involves teasing and ironically insulting each other, and helping each other out occasionally
Well that's no good. It should be way better than that.
>treating your sister like she's your girlfriend is creepy
>like
Good one.
>Do you even have a sister dude
I have 2.

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What's everyone listening too?
https://youtu.be/5YXVMCHG-Nk
>>35612592
Never played HoL before, if you like old games try Brute Force
>>35612727
>commie
But why?

>>35612739
No, I think you're an only child who fantasizes about having sisters because you like anime a too much.

>>35612727
>the oldest brother meme
I really don't know what you mean by this.

>>35612763
I mean she looked up to him as her older brother, and now he's led her to a path of degeneracy.

>>35612760
Think what you want, I'll enjoy my imoutos. I still hope your relationship with your sister improves.

>>35612795
Imoutos are not a thing. How old are your sisters?

>>35612823
>little sisters are not a thing
12 and 14.

>>35612836
Ok, so they're at the very edge of the age range where it's possible to act "loving" to your brother without being weird. Enjoy it while you still can

>>35612876
Unfortunately for you, I can't give up on something like this so easily. Why are you so against improving your relationship with your sister?

>>35612909
Because I don't get attached to things that are easily corrupted

>inb4 your imaginary sisters are pure

>>35612936
>things that are easily corrupted
Only because you let them.

>>35612948
Because you have no control over teenagers. Durng teenage years, they try to "be their own person". There's no way around it. And we live in degenerate times, there's no way around that either

>>35612977
Assuming that they're all the same is a mistake.

>>35613012
Of course it is. But assuming that they're different is to set yourself up for disappointment. You look at how much young people have come to rely on social media, and it makes you wonder if msot of them have any individuality to them

>>35613054
Being aware that something bad could happen is all well and good, but that doesn't mean you have to let it happen. There's a difference between expecting to be disappointed, and wanting to be.

>>35613095
The fatality of it might not be an excuse to let it happen without resistance, but IMO it justifies my being emotionally distant from them. That was your question earlier

>>35613163
>them
?
So because you failed to get through your sister when she was younger, you think your relationship can't improve? Is it really at the point where you can't do anything about it, or is that just what you're telling yourself?

>>35613266
No no, that's not what I'm saying. I am not looking to improve it.

I'm saying that your influence gradually loses it's significance during teenage years. And because it's almost inevitable that they become corrupted, I have good reason to not get attached to my three half-sisters.

And when I say corrupted, I don't mean "losing their virginity" or something over the top like becoming a crack-whore.

>>35613341
>your influence gradually loses it's significance during teenage years
It doesn't have to. If you treat teenagers like absolute retards, they're going to act like absolute retards. They won't necessarily be more mature when they hit 18, or 20, or whatever. It really does depend on the person though. What happened with your sisters sounds like it sucked. Good things never last, I guess.

>>35613445
I already said it: teenagers feel the need to be different. The more important you are in their early years, the less important you are during their teenage years

The youngest of my sisters is 8 years old, and she's the sweetest and most loving human being I've ever set my eyes on. And there are no signs of that changing soon. It pains me to think of the transition though, because her innocence will get her hurt, over and over again, until she either does a 180 or stops smiling entirely.

>>35612752
>HoL
What's that? I meant Hearts of Iron 4.
Listening to this too :^) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfWDDrbm8pA

Wow this thread is almost pure arguing

>>35610850
Glad it worked out for you

>>35611076
True, but there's also hiki, neet, wageslave, normie, reeeeee, chad, stacey, and probably kek

>>35613522
Sounds to me like you've got another chance to get disappointed. Or rather, to not get disappointed. Come on, just be there for her. Act like a big brother, be her best friend. It's not the hardest thing in the world. See >>35613012 ? It's what you're doing. Expect to be disappointed as much as you want, just don't want it. Talk to her, you might be surprise what that might do.
And go hug her and tell her you love her, every day from now on, if you can. She'll appreciate it more than you know.

>>35613674
well I do act like a big brother whenever I see her (once or twice a year) but I'm not holding my breath. Thanks though

>>35613661
>Wow this thread is almost pure arguing
They're not normally this bad, everyone's angry today for some reason.

>>35613747
I hope you'll have the best relationship you can with your youngest sister.

>>35613615
Oh, little l big I both look the same on my phone
Great tune, really family friendly

>>35613867
They look the same to me as well, don't worry. The song is from Germany after WWII so it's more family friendly than you think

>>35613661
>>35613780
>some guy trying to convince another to not give up on his little sister due to his experiences
>arguing
Is discussing something in a civilized manner not a thing? Can we not blow this out of proportion?

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>>35613780
I can talk about senseless Gundam stuff again if it'll make people more angry.

I know I'm angry because I slept badly and now my neck hurts.

>>35613969
I bet you slept badly because it wasn't with your sister.

>>35613969
>I slept badly and now my neck hurts
Welcome to every day for me.
Did you not sleep with your sister?

>>35613996
>>35614004
I accidently left the lock on my door and crashed after a long work day. I got a small bit of lip about it, but eh.

Guess I just slept oddly. Maybe not enough support.

>>35614095
>Maybe not enough support
Yep. Slept badly because it wasn't with your sister.

>>35614095
>>35614115
Yes, you must sleep with your full weight on top of your sister

>>35613931
Maybe if I new what they were saying, but it's all Nazi to me
>>35614095
Why do you lock your doors?

>>35614125
No, it was the figurative support of his sister that let him sleep well. And it's her on top of him.

>>35614143
No, he must suffocate her with his weight

>>35614155
That wouldn't be very brotherly.

>>35610903
Hard to not be r9k, and 4chan in general is the only I can being honest and freely speak what inside my mind.
This is the only place where most people would reply and giving me (you) accordingly to the quality of my post.

>>35610915
Thank you, anon. I suppose you're also one of anons who've encouraged me back then when I was being a betacuck orbiter? Thanks for the kick.

>>35613661
Thanks, I hope the best for every other people here who are in or wish to be in relationship with their siblings too.

>>35614155
:<

low cont

>>35614129
Sorry for the late reply, but I'm glad to see your relationship with K finally got somewhere, congratulations.
>Laura really did spaghetti herself into a boyfriend.
Women really do live life in easy mode, don't they?
Now your next step is/should be loving K and wanting to spend more time with him than with your dad.

>>35614129
I was looking at stuff She's made threats before of sliding a card to open my door. I'm just surprised she didn't do it.
>>35614143
She usually doesn't sleep on top of me. Maybe I deserve the pain in the neck.

>>35614205
>loving K and wanting to spend more time with him than with your dad.
No, that can't happen

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>>35614227
>on top of me
Maybe she should

>>35614205
>I'm glad to see your relationship with K finally got somewhere, congratulations.
Thanks
>Women really do live life in easy mode, don't they?
I won't argue that if I was a guy trying to get a girlfriend and still acted the way I do it would be a lot harder
>Now your next step is/should be loving K and wanting to spend more time with him than with your dad.
I can't force myself into those feeling, so I won't call it a step, more of a hope that it goes that way
>>35614227
Oh yea, things, duh
Be funny if she just broke into your room
>>35614245
Maybe it will maybe it wont

>>35614129
>>35614205
I forgot to add.
>At one point we were in his room and I said "is this how you get all your victims?" And he said, with a completely straight face, "no, I just throw the small ones in the van"
How did you take the "lel Laura is so small joke"? Did you laugh? Because I laughed.

>>35614334
>it would be a lot harder
Try literally impossible. still happy for you that it happened though

>>35614271
I know exactly what you mean, friend. Exactly.
>>35614334
I've done it her before. It's all about timing.

>>35614432
You didn't the first time, but I do hope you actually know this time.

>>35614432
>>35614334
I don't usually keep up with tripfags. What's going on with you two?

>>35614491
Laura was having a lesbian relationship with her mother, but her father found out and kicked her out of the house.
Beargguy is trying to hide his sister's pregnancy from his parents, who they still live with.

>>35614551
I'd be impressed if Brendan got his sister pregnant. How old are they anyway?

>>35614583
Beargguy's 31, his sister is 14

>>35614491
Laura tried to fuck her father, and failed. Then she got a boyfriend, proving that she was just infatuated with him. Bearguy is just your average guy who's in love with his sister, also the densest thing known to man. Despite being a good bit younger, his sister has saved his ass quite a few times.

>>35614673
>proving that she was just infatuated with him
You couldn't be farther off if you tried

>>35614712
It appears that she got over him pretty fast, what with her getting a boyfriend and all.

>>35614350
It was kinda funny but his straight face was kinda weird. I laughed
I'm used to short jokes from both of my parents, and now you guys, and I don't mind being the punchline
>>35614394
Thanks I guess
>>35614432
You just kick the door down and scare the shit out of her?
>>35614491
Uh I guess I have a boyfriend now who isn't my dad, it's a little weird since over the last 5 years or so I've built it up differently in my head and it all fell apart in a few months
>>35614551
Yea totally this
I couldn't imagine being in a relationship with my mom, being constantly criticized and passive aggressively told to be better
Honestly I feel like I crave more validation from my mom than my dad

>>35614726
She's looking into other options to help her move on from an impossible love. That doesn't mean she never loved her father and doesn't still want to be with him.

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>>35614448
Oh, shit. You were hunting at that with your first post? That went over my head.
>>35614600
I remember you, you waffle. Im not 31, she's not 14, and she's not pregnant.

>>35614767
>impossible
With that attitude it is. I guess she's one of the countless who have given up too easily.

>>35614786
First sarcasm, now innuendo. And I thought I had a rather poor grasp of the language.
>she's not pregnant
Not yet.

>>35614794
Some things aren't possible. The closest possible thing she could get to what she wants is an open sexual 3-way relationship with both of her parents, and even the chances of that happening are extremely low.

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>>35614845
>sexual 3-way relationship with both of her parents
Yeah, I get it, she lost before she was even born. Makes you wonder why you even bother in the first place. Still, others in these threads had better chances, way better compared to Laura but they still give up as easily. This hurts me.

>>35614761
No, I did the card thing first. But that was after an argument when we were younger where she was holding a few games hostage and I had her glasses.
>>35614491
Someone already answered for me, but my sister and I are just in a relationship. She's 17 and I'm 20.
>>35614835
Ha. We still haven't talked about that.

>>35614921
Better start saving up emergency move-out funds

>>35614980
We're moving out soon anways.

>>35614673
>proving she was just infatuated with him
What are you actually on about, I love him, but he's adamantly against it and I'm pretty sure if I kept pressing I'd be in therapy by now. I've really got no choice other than moving on, the family 3 way is funny, but at the end of the day it's just a joke

>>35615183
You're moving out? Together? What did you parents say?

>>35615183
Do you already have a place picked out?

>>35615205
Haven't talked about it with them. I doubt they'd be against it though. But the end of her school year is coming, so we probably should soon.
>>35615207
Nothing yet. We're looking at the moment.

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>>35610676
>She would call the police.
>>35610688
>>call the police for getting a hug
>Are you serious?

I just couldn't pass up an excuse to post this image

So I found out last night that L is terrified of being flipped upside down. Why is it so fun to be a menace?

>>35615183
>>35615301
Awww shit, good luck with the searching. My advice is that you should write out some mock up budgets for yourself, get an idea of how much money you want to spend and save on a weekly basis.
Also you should keep your eyes and get use to talking with people because you can basically get better employment opportunists handed to you that way. That's how I ended up where I am now.

>>35615195
You made the right decision in the end. Just keep trucking along, some bastard out there will fall for you.

>>35611091
My mom said that they apparently liked me. They got extremely tired and worn out me where I eventually stopped talking and interacting to prevent myself from sperging out. At least we played board games where if I'm interested I can just focus and not do anything weird.

>>35615888
>some bastard out there will fall for you
Interesting, and accurate, choice of words

>>35616016
So you're making friends? That's good

>>35616016
>we played board games
Which ones did you play?

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>>35615888
Well, I guess no MG kits for a while. Thanks though. I'll keep my eyesight and I hope you do as well.

>>35615888
>Why is it so fun to be a menace?
I don't know, but it is
I'm hoping one day I feel like everything went for the best but

>>35616526
>everything went for the best
Well if you ended up with your dad, your mom would probably hate you. You might have been happy with him, but everything else in your life would be difficult.
You'll find a nice man or woman some day.

>>35616059
They my brother's friends, I think they have to act like they like me. Other than one guy who seemed to want to sit next to me every time the rest of them seemed really indifferent.

>>35616078
We played this one game called "One Night: Ultimate Werewolf" which is an okay game with a terrible name. I kept getting frustrated because it's based around manipulation and no one would listen to me or would just assume that I'm trying to do something and then just stop listening to anything I said so my brother cut it off and had us change games. He could tell I was getting annoyed. Then we played some regular games like pictionary and a game of monopoly. Then we played a couple games of "Betrayal at House of the Hill" which was fun. Apparently there was supposed to be an err of mystery to what you're doing but I can't really hide anything, it's not something I have the ability to do. Overall, it was alright.

>>35616273
Being strapped for cash sucks, I know, it can limit your hobbies as well as pretty much everything else. You could always try new things though.
Try whittling, for instance. That could let you get you model fix on top of just being a neat skill to have.

I took up biking when I first moved out. Partly because I didn't have a car at the time so learning how to repair, build, and maintain a bike was a necessity.
I still keep up with it now since I think it's fun, plus the exercise is great.


>>35616526
Regret is a waste of time and energy, cut your loses and move forward. Life is pretty much only as shit as you think it is or let it be.

>>35616643
>Other than one guy who seemed to want to sit next to me every time
He probably likes you. Do you like him?

>>35616643
>Betrayal at House of the Hill
I've played that one too, it was fun as heck. I've also played the werewolf one, it's an exercise in frustration when people don't listen.
>>35616526
>everything went for the best but
You mean the best butt

>>35616643
>"I can't really hide anything"
That's hilarious to me considering your multiple characters

>>35616792
That's what I'm trying to do, but it's easier said than done
>>35616735
Haha
not very haha

>>35617783
Do you have the best butt?

>>35617919
If my mom's not lying to me u have a decent butt, and she's made fun of my boobs before so I think she's honest

>>35618004
>u have a decent butt
Why thank you

>she's made fun of my boobs before
She's just jealous

>>35618552
>Why thank you
You know what I meant
>She's just jealous
Of what? She's got bigger boobs that my dad like apparently

>>35618639
Your typing is terrible today. Small booobs are best, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

>>35616760
He's okay. I'll just say he's not my type.

>>35616792
I always get upset with people not listening or letting me be a big participator because I just assume it's because I have aspergers. I probably shouldn't, it's just a part of that whole thing.

>>35617020
It's different when you can see my expressions and see my voice. It's obvious I'm trying to be sneaky about things. Everything is easier through a keyboard.

>>35618639
And? I don't know how many times I have to say it before it sinks in, but your boobs aren't you. If your dad only liked her for her boobs, they wouldn't be getting back together. If your boobs were a lot bigger, the only changes in your life would be your back would hurt, you wouldn't get kid tickets for movies, it'd be harder to find clothes that fit well, and you'd get free drinks whenever you went to a bar. Not a good trade, in my opinion.

>>35618779
>because I have aspergers
How "bad" do you have it? I was given a high functioning diagnosis at about 14 and I can safely pass as a normie in most situations.

>>35618928
I can pass, but I pass as a consistently annoyed person with a bad attitude. I also got the sensory stuff so I really don't like going outside. I don't think I was taught to handle my problems very well though. I often need to have some quiet alone time to relax instead of dealing with stuff then and there. It's not too bad, I have some really bad complexes because of it though.

>>35618732
Your typing is bad
>>35618789
I'm not saying they define me or anything, I'm just stating that my mother had larger boobs than me, which is a fact

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>>35619150
>Your typing is bad
But I put extra effort in to make it good. REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35610448
Trying to hug bitch sister, 2 years younger than I
>I open door
>ANON GET OUT
>"I just want a hug"
>pencils and desk stuff are thrown at me as I approach
>leave unsuccessful

Trying to hug youngest sister, 8 years younger than I
>turns at me "hello anon"
>opens arms as I open mine
>"love you too"
>leave with flaccid penis because she's my sister

>>35619295
Try the older one again, don't leave until you get a hug

>>35619061
I was lucky enough to avoid nearly all of the sensory things thankfully enough although I am still fairly sensitive to loud noises. The only thing I can suggest do to alleviate the seeming pissed off thing is just to hang around with normies all the time, it worked well enough for me.

>>35619295
Your youngest sister is damn adorable. You better protect the heck out of her.

>>35619150
>my mother had larger boobs than me
>had
Did she lose them?
Did you steal them from her?
Having your mom's boobs won't make your dad love you in that way, Laura. You should know better.

>>35619295
the older one secretly wants your dick

>>35619295
Your older imouto is just tsundere and therefore clearly wants the Onii-D
Maybe she was in the middle of fingering herself

>>35619378
>Did she lose them?
>Did you steal them from her?
You know what I mean
>Having your mom's boobs won't make your dad love you in that way, Laura. You should know better.
I'm not blaming boobs I'm blaming blood

Infant-fighting bump

Oo, I want to bump with a story, since my school's chock full on em
>11th grade
>To make the context story short, one kid robbed another kid in my school and they were going to fight
>I somehow get dragged along to watch the fight
>Both of them put their shit in their bags
>Fight starts, pretty boring over all, usually black people fights are funny but this was boring
>Both bags which are slightly out of sight of the fight
>Tell guy I'm standing next to "doesn't he have more money in his bag?"
>Kid gets a shit eating grin and wide eyes "word nigga?"
>Slinks off towards the bags, never to be seen for the rest of the day
>Fight ends, kid who got robbed the first time ended up getting punched in the face really badly and was in the floor bleeding so everyone called it quits
>He starts yelling that his bag was opened and his wallet was empty and his shoes were missing (a lot of kids brought 2 pairs of shoes for basketball)
>Oh fuck, didn't mean for him to lose his shoes too
>No one knows what happened but me and the guy who took them
>Don't say shit
>Next day the kid hands me a bagel and says "I owe you, nigga had like $50 and J's, I was like 'shit, guess who else a size 12', so I got new ball shoes"
>Other kid was visibly mad but no one else knew

>>35621094
KeK,
>It's a black guys are stealing episode.
What a surprise.
Did you go to an all black school or something?

>>35621201
No, just had a lot of black kids

>>35621231
Post another original one, please.

>>35621094
Is it school story time? Good thing I literally interchanged a bunch of my bullying stories with stuttering instead of autism. I have some stuff if you guys want. I got caught masturbating once.

>>35621380
>I got caught masturbating once.
Post it!! Post it all!!

>>35621380
Wait, did you really think about jumping off a bridge?

>>35621380
Even the part about almost killing yourself?
>>35621272
I'll save them for bumps

>>35621413
Okay, it's been a long time since I've greentexted for you guys anyways.

>During lunch I would sit in a theater "classroom"
>the teacher that was supposed to be in there had a son with autism so he sympathized with me
>it was this big room with multiple couches and it attached to a black box theater
>It also had a closet that acted as a changing room and it had a couch
>I usually sat in there and camped out
>I could lock the door and no one would question it because the teacher was reasonably protective of me
>occasionally someone would knock so they could get something
>so after a while I became so comfortable in that room that occasionally I would pull up some nice smut or a good doujinshi and start to flick the bean a little
>the door was locked and it smelled like sex in there anyways
>one day I was immensely horny
>there was a boy in one of my classes who doubled as a baseball player and general nerdy geek guy he's actually who I based HSG on
>he was super nice and a fantastic guy
>definitely my oneitis in high school
>we had one of those typical corny fall on eachother and he ends up on top of me with his knee jamming into my crotch
>I couldn't stop thinking about him or the event all day
>so I rushed into the room and lunch and slipped my pants off because I was going hardcore that day
>I get in position, pull up his instagram/facebook/twitter anything with pictures of him
>I start ripping it
>I'm midway through my sesh and the door opens
>I guess I forgot to lock the door
>there's a freshman boy standing there completely shocked
>he gets a good look at everything, grabs a bag and closes the door
>I throw my pants on and leave immediately
>there actually wasn't anyone in the main room so he was probably sent to grab something
>I never heard anything of it
>the boy would just quickly look away every time he saw me

I got really really really lucky.

>>35621452
I've thought about suicide, but who hasn't? I never got to the extent of doing any planning or anything.

>>35621649
No. But the story where a black girl wanted to fight me and her friend said "You can't hit retarded kids!" was because of autism instead of stuttering, if any of you were apart of those threads.

>>35621842
>>we had one of those typical corny fall on eachother and he ends up on top of me with his knee jamming into my crotch
Wait, what!?
That's actually a thing?

>>there was a boy in one of my classes who doubled as a baseball player and general nerdy geek guy
Did anything every happen with this guy?

>>35621946
I will admit it was partially, maybe mostly, my fault. I was walking and being awkward and generally uncoordinated I ran into him right as he was trying to make a turn. I grabbed his arms out of panic and pulled both of us down.

No, he's way out of my league. He was gorgeous.

>>35621998
So you never spoke to him? Or did he never speak to you?
Btw who was Imouto Cuddler based on?

>>35621842
Whoa, you were brave as fuck
>>35621888
I've been here since around the start of IC, and Lucy was my favorite of your characters, I remember.
>>35621998
>he's way out of my league
You never know until you try.

I'll be your friend if you want

>>35622060
He was really nice and one time he sat next to me in the auditorium during some thing. I can't remember what it was because he was talking to me some. My brain would just go completely fuzzy when he was around.

No one, he was just what I thought I would want if I had a lewd onii-san.

>>35622066
I was stupid, I shouldn't have even thought about masturbating at school. Way too risky.

>>35622154
Sorry you didn't end up together
It's the possibility of being caught that makes it so good though, I commend you for being able to do it.
Have you ever acted on your fetishes?
Could you share about the time you wet yourself?

>>35622269
That's kind of broad, I've wet my self multiple times. Only some of the bullying stories were actually things that happened to me, not all of them.

I have acted on some fetishes though, outside of using porn. I do waterworks stuff in the tub before showering sometimes, I'm not brave enough to take the plunge on scat stuff because of the cleanup and the smell risk. WARNING DON'T READ THIS SPOILER IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE SCAT OR JUST DON'T WANT TO READ ABOUT IT I have done dirty anal masturbating and tried to push some out over the toilet while jamming a couple fingers up there. Also sometimes I masturbate normally while pooping Also I'll admit I've done the peanut butter and dog trick.

>>35622494
And I've done intentional pants wetting.

>>35622494
>>35622524
You're really kinky and gross, but I like you. Props to you for trying what gets you off. Did you like it? Would you do it again?
Share whatever stories you're comfortable with sharing that you think are interesting.

>>35622494
Have you ever acres upon a fetish with a partner/SO

>>35622812
>>35622524
Meant acted instead if acres

>>35622658
I was admittedly about to get started on something and was on my way to grab some water and stuff to "load up" but my mom wants us to go out to eat and I'm actually really tired so I'll probably go to sleep afterwards. So yes, I would and will try stuff again.

>>35622812
>>35622837
I'm a KHV

>>35622992
Have fun, hope to see you again tonight or tomorrow.

Anal Guy, hug your daughter and tell her you love her, post reaction

r9k sure is active right now

14 year old daughter guy, how's she doing?

Apparently three of my brother's friends asked for my phone number. He didn't give it out to anyone. All I can say is thank you and goodnight because I'm pretty much asleep at this point.

Nice confidence boost though

>>35625911
Tell him you're okay with them having your number.
Sweet dreams

>>35610448
I can't hug my sister because we live in different states. We've had sex before though so that kind of makes up for the lack of hugs

>Her friend is here
>Outside spraying some top coat on my Gouf
>Weather was nice today, but a bit of wind was picking up
>I wasnt giving up this daylight
>Went as expected and received some blowback
>Both of them came outside when they heard autistic screeching
>Explained
>Her friend commented that if this is why I act like an idiot all the time
>Took me a while until my sister dropped in that she may have been implying I huff this stuff

Got a laugh from that once it set in.

I have to ask.. why the hell is it called watersports? Makes me curious if I missed any other terms throughout life because of a vague or dumb name. I mean, the word anal works because you know. I was told that's not a fetish though.

>>35626062
>that kind of makes up for the lack of hugs
No it doesn't. Greentext?

Uncle came over today which was unexpected. He saw that I made dinner (I'll beat about that in a bit) and said something about it, it threw my dad and I off because we obviously didn't want to open that fan of worms so I just said I like cooking which is true I guess
We ate, they talked about my parents getting back together and my uncle said "I keep telling you she's crazy", on one hand, that's my mom and he's talking shit about her, on the other hand he's right. He left after talking about my cousins for a bit
Back to dinner, I got creative since I'm using my own money, I cooked some chicken cutlets, cut them up, put some mozzarella cheese and spaghetti sauce on them, then rolled them up in pizza dough and baked that. I cut them really small so you could eat a few, they both liked it I felt cool
My phone's doing whatever the fuck the other one that I had to turn in did, I can't be me I've been particularly careful with this one, it's pissing me off because it's not even my fault

>>35610448
are there any good sister animes other than this obvious one? lewd not required, just cute stuff, i'd prefer romance if possible.

or any good books? non-anime shows/movies with cute incest?

>>35626245
>cute incest
I don't know what made you put those 2 words next to each other. Have you watched Koi Kaze?

>>35626309
no i haven't but i'll check it out, thanks!

>>35626178
What phone are you breaking your head over? I have a Galaxy S6 Edge, and for some reason, a full charge would only get me through two hours.

It's a piece of shit, but it's working now.

>>35626641
It's the Pixel, I thought I'd treat myself for once since I'm always behind on phones. I've had to restart it a few times today and it just slowly creeps back into being annoying
The battery's good, and it charges quickly so no complaints there

>>35626886
Well, fug. I thought about getting the Pixel because I'm tired of boiling eggs on mine.

>>35626950
Fry. I meant fry. Not boil. I feel dumb now.

>>35626981
I was gonna point it out but I feel like you feel dumb enough as it is

Friendly advice imouto are you still here? I wanted to check up on you but your email was deleted.

you missed most of the post anon. How are we supposed to roll, truly that'd be the best way to interact with Kek.

Anyways, I've seen these threads and I've realized I really need to improve my relationship with my sister, so I have been. We've both grown up in a pretty rough household but outlook is good. Idk how far I'll take it.

>>35627257
You don't have to take it anywhere, just be nice to her and spend time with her.

>>35626950
The phone's good overall, I think I just have shit luck. I popped the SIM card out and restarted everything, so we'll see how that goes

Bump for hugs and shit

>when your mom wakes you up to give you some cough medicine
>she makes you take a shower too
>you return to fresh sheets and a clean cover on your blanket

My mom for best mom.

>>35628161
Are you feeling alright?
Are you going back to sleep or staying up for a bit?

>>35628206
I just have a bit of a cough. It's not a big deal. My mom babies me a little bit so any signs of sickness and she starts nursing me. The shower woke me up but I was planning on sleep through the night instead only for a short while. I might go back to sleep soon, I'm not sure.

>>35628286
Your mom sounds really nice, is that why you'd like to get lewd with her?
While you're up, care to share any of your masturbation exploits?

>>35628329
My mom is who I took inspiration for Lucy's sister on. They're similar in some ways. She has that same protective personality and I grew up with my hand attached to hers. I'm also a lot more comfortable with her than anyone else. I can cuddle with her and get lost in her squishy mom body but I can barely hug anyone else for longer than a few seconds.

>>35628449
>I can barely hug anyone else for longer than a few seconds
You'll probably get used to it in time.
Did you tell your brother you're fine with his friends having your number?

>>35628516
I don't want them to have my phone number though so there isn't really a reason to tell him that.

>>35628587
Don't you want more friends? More people you can talk with?

>>35605889
Sorry for the one day late reply but i must say you and K are absolutely adorable

>>35628626
No they're not, stop saying that. She can only have her dad.

Early euro morning imouto loving bump

>>35628626
We are? Thanks
He said he's got something funny planned for tomorrow so we'll see what that is

>>35629577
>something funny
It's a threesome that he'll force you to watch

>>35629586
L-like him and his roommates?

>>35629756
No, Laura, you're gonna get cucked again. It is your fate.

>>35629756
Would you be ok(turned on) with that?

>>35629795
A gay interracial orgy? No
>>35629794
Don't think so

>>35629989
You also didn't think so with your dad, am I right?

>>35629989
>>35630010
Mom comes back out of nowhere to cuck you, his ex-gfs or roommates will do the same

>>35630010
Yea but my dad turned me down for other reasons
>>35630046
First of all he's not gay, on that someone said I'd find a nice guy or girl someday, I'm not gay either so I won't find a girl, second don't make me worry about ex girlfriends

>>35630154
What other reasons were those?

>>35630154
>ex girlfriends
He's got plenty of them doesn't he? You're like Michael Cera only you're gonna lose

>>35630154
Your name is Cuck Girl for a reason, you're doomed to getting cucked for the rest of your life

>>35630176
I think the biggest one was our being related
>>35630190
Excuse me I have a chin

>>35630248
>I have a chin
Prove it

>>35630248
>our being related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTjoOxWcqMY

>>35630245
If all goes to shit I'll get some cats
>>35630272
Nice try chin fetish guy
>>35630286
My love might not care but his doee

>>35630445
Love was a mistake.

>>35630445
is your dad even attractive?

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Is it weird to want a daughter who'd lust over you?

>>35630714
yes and you would not be into it

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>>35630736
What if i really would be into it and just the idea makes me diamonds?
What if that fetish is the reason i have avoided females all together because i know it would be a bit fucked up situation?

>>35630782
incest fantasies are not uncommon, but having a daughter (and not wanting to fuck her) is not something you understand until you live it.

>be me
>active duty military
>miss my little brother badly
>he has a GF and a flourishing social life now, doesn't seem to really miss me at all
>bad feel

>>35630803
So? right now i want a hot daughter to lust over me dickens mate

>>35630882
That's not very fatherly of you.

>>35630882
you were the one who asked