/britfeel/

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xth for traps and cute boy cock

kill me please
i'm done

Friendly reminder that /britpol/ exists and this is not it.

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>tfw no spider gf
Post waifus

Can we not ruin the only comfy thread on this board with pointless bickering?

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>>35518117
Posting two dimensional

>>35518122
Arguments from the last thread should not carry over, it's a britfeel rule tbqh

Fuck jocks, The stupid little buckfast swilling neanderthals.

Happy when you wont be living off bennies paid for with my Taxes.

Hopefully the bagpipe niggers won't ruin this thread. /britfeel/ is at it's comfiest when there's no arguments.

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>>35518117
Posted.

Haven't been in a thread in a while, how's it been lads?

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>>35518117
>Post waifus

I can see where this thread will be going

>>35518136
>>35518147
Look lads, friendly Scot posters are more than welcome. Lets not shit on the whole place because of a few tards.

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Im thinking about getting myself a ferret lads
They seem like a nice pet

>>35518147
>bagpipe niggers

I lol'd.

Friendly reminder that England is shit

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>>35518152
>I can see where this thread will be going
Straight to heaven

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>>35518170
Post yfw you read this comment

>>35518170
said by a haggis munching highland cow fucking skirt wearing gaylord.

>>35518179
What does she have in terms of pucci?

Because while im sure horse-pussy is disgusting i don't even know what spiders have for pussholes and i imagine its horrifying and chitin covered.

>>35518179
Do you think her hands are soft like a normal chick or hard and smooth carapace?

I will be laughing like fuck during the Brexit negotiations as Theresa May has to get down on her knees and beg the EU for a trade deal.

>>35518185
I'm actually not from Scotland.im from the greatest country in the world. USA.

>>35518179
>hair goes under the eyebrows and eyes

shit animation really triggers me senpai

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>>35518152

Posting eyefu

>>35518191
pucci is is nothing to do with female lad

>>35518136
>>35518147
>Hopefully the bagpipe niggers won't ruin this thread
Don't fucking bring it up then idiot. Leave it in the last thread

See what you've done:
>>35518170
>>35518185

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anyone here into art?

you should look up thomas cole if you want to see some really comfy art

>>35518136
I doubt you're even a net taxpayer. How much are you earning?

Are you the "locum pharmacist" aka lying NEET?

>>35518200
I've always wondered if that's a stylistic decision or just laziness.

>>35518136
>>35518147
Reminder that the argument was started entirely by people against independence in reply to a neutral post stating independence would happen soon.

People just can't resist a dig.

>>35518192
tfw no carapace HJ

>>35518212
It's stylistic, most anime has always done that.

Even videogames with good anime styles have special rendering orders to draw eyes over the hair, e.g wind waker

>>35518212
It happens in shitloads of different anime so I assume its just cutting corners to meet deadlines or something

>>35518216
That was exactly why I asked. It probably feels great when she squeezes your dick.

So lads, America is pretty shit, eh?

>>35518179
It starts off with waifus and then completely unadulterated autism towards the end.

It only takes one post that starts with 'B-but s-senpai' and everyone fucks off until the new thread

>>35518203
Pucci, not Boipucci.

>>35518215
They are butthurt about how Brexit will completely fuck England lad, they get so mad that Scotland might be able to escape the chaos.

Bit laughable really. They aren't really very educated.

Do the English even have schools? I can imagine schools in London and in the Home Counties etc, but I can't imagine places in the north of England having schools. The way they talk and write definitely doesn't seem like they've been to school.

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>>35518191
She has pussy at the base of her torso in between her pedipalp
>>35518192
Hard and smooth

I don't understand, Scotland has always been neds on heroin. why is everyone suddenly claiming its the best.

>>35518239
Let it drop here, lad. Make like Scotland in a sea-level rise situation and hide on the high ground.

>>35518239
"People just can't resist a dig"

>>35518234
nah. pussy on girls lad.or fanny or twat or cunt or gash.
pucci is related to the lovehole on a boy.

>>35518243
Okay so then whats in the spider half?

I need to know if im going to take sides in the horsepussy v spiderpussy fight.

>>35518247
>always been neds on heroin

Neds on heroin who invented the TV? And the telephone. And the steam engine. Penicillin. Insulin. The bicycle. The tyre. The first steamships. The concept of military intelligence in general. The theory of electromagnetism. The discovery of the noble gases. Surgical anesthesia. Radiation therapy. The X-Ray. The refrigerator. and the Bank of England.

Doesn't sound like neds on heroin to me..

There are threads on /pol/ RIGHT NOW about this stupid shit go argue there.

>>35518247
What I don't understand is how they want independence so that they can join the EU

Why move from one cucked position to even more cuckolded position?

You can't make the argument that Scotland deserves full self-determination on the basis that you wanted to stay in the EU, makes no sense

>>35518258
>Okay so then whats in the spider half?
A whole lot of sexy terror

>>35518277
We don't want to get fucked by the massive economic chaos that leaving the EU is going to cause.

We'd rather be part of the world economy rather than isolated.

There's an awful lot of angry bagpiping in this thread lads. Why don't we just wait until the dust settles then talk shit instead of wasting effort arguing over what might happen?

Preferably not here. I want to talk about tendies and kettle chips you cunts.

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>>35518264
fuckin aye right on

>>35518281
I mean you know that bulbous part on a spiders butt?

I don't know what sin there but i assumed it was horrifying like an egg sac or something. What is it on her?

>>35518289
A scotsman invented the kettle chips meme, show some respect.

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>>35518117
bestest monster girl.

Can someone play a REEEEEE sound through some babpipes?

>>35518296
Ah glad you mentioned comedy writing and TV production too, that's another thing we're excellent at.

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>>35518289
You guys ready for a new meme?
Try this stuff if you see it. World food section of tesco stocks it

>>35518277
Because this is retard thinking.

If Scotland wants to leave the EU at a later date, it would only have to ask Holyrood's permission to do so. It remains sovereign in practice because at any point it can drop everything and say "fuck it, we're out"

Meanwhile to get out of the UK at all, it needs Westminster permission. They aren't remotely comparable.

You might as well ask Croatia and Slovenia why they left Yugoslavia to join the EU. Isn't Brussels just as bad as Belgrade?

>>35518309
Not exactly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFpiDoOZc8Y

>>35518297
You could fuck the silk gland I suppose. Might get stuck though

>>35518243
Do her legs end at the knee or are they bent back?

>>35518312
what the fuck is it, where do I put it

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>>35518297
It's all her organs for producing silk
She's into a whole load of bondage
>>35518307
Alright, Sneklad

What about you snakelad. I have confirmation that Spiderwaifu has normal pussy.

Does snek have a human pussy?

>>35518312
I know it mate. Fucking excellent. If you go to a dim sum restaurant they have it on the table.

What happens in this monster girl show anyway?

Is it just typical harem bullshit where all the girls want to fuck one guy but he never decides which one to settle with?

>>35518320
It's very spicy chilli oil with chicken flavouring.
Put it on any chinese sort of dish.

>>35518288
Look at Ireland. They're fucked either way aren't they?

I don't get why you want to be Germany's bitch anyway, the UK is yet again leading Europe out of a Fourth Reich

>Neds on heroin who invented the TV? And the telephone. And the steam engine. Penicillin. Insulin. The bicycle. The tyre. The first steamships. The concept of military intelligence in general. The theory of electromagnetism. The discovery of the noble gases. Surgical anesthesia. Radiation therapy. The X-Ray. The refrigerator. and the Bank of England.

[citation needed]

And where do you think those Scottish inventors learnt their craft? Aberdeen University? Fuck off.

>>35518318
Those aren't legs
They're her pedipalp

>>35518342
>NEETs have invented the pee bottle, the poop jug, the currency of GBP, weaponised autism and the concept of a waifu

get on our level

>>35518338
>Is it just typical harem bullshit where all the girls want to fuck one guy but he never decides which one to settle with?
4 episodes in and it seems that way. Obviously it's got monsters so that adds to it.

Inventions aren't culture btw. They are inventions with a small group of people involved.

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if you're going to talk politics at least talk about the good guys instead of boring contemporary politicians

what part of the UK are you at and how many pakis were in your school year?

>east midlands
>1

>>35518342
>>35518264

>>35518313
>it would only have to ask Holyrood's permission to do so.
>permission to do so

So you would rather leave the status of your independence on the whims of some unelected offical in Brussels?

You're a dickhead and you've just proved my point. At least the UK has some semblance of democracy. And a lot of those members of parliament are SNP politicians, by the way.

And I think the EU is better than a communist state, to be fair.

>>35518366
What a nice guy. I disagree with that quote though.

>>35518367
>west london
>all of them

>>35518342
>[citation needed]

Are you really so thick that you can't use google?

>And where do you think those Scottish inventors learnt (sic) their craft?

Until the 19th century, Scotland had 5 universities. England had 2. We have a history and tradition of learning and innovation. England doesn't. It's a nation of shopkeepers and bookkeepers, not inventors.

>Fourth Reich

This is just stupid. Modern day Germany has nothing to do with the third reich. Britain is far more racist.

>>35518367
South England
About thirty or so
I lived near slough

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>>35518367
>Berkshire
>5-8

I'm in East Midlands atm and I saw about one white child in a primary school class that were out on a trip in the city centre.

>mfw the kid was probably Polish too

>>35518372
>So you would rather leave the status of your independence on the whims of some unelected offical in Brussels?
Holyrood is the Scottish parliament you dumb fuck. It would be the whims of the Scottish Parliament.
Scottish Independence is currently decided by the UK parliament. Meanwhile Britain can leave the EU with only UK parliament permission.

>>35518327
Okay so she has pucci and she can make me a nice silk sweater?

Im leaning in favor of spidergirl so far but horepussy and snekpussy havent made their case yet.

>>35518401
Aye up, lad. You got off lucky >>35518395

>>35518386
>We have a history and tradition of learning and innovation. England doesn't.

im more annoyed than laughing now, pls be b8

Why are the Welsh so much better than the Scots and the Irish, lads? The Welsh don't constantly bitch about independence or whine about Westminster. They don't throw their toys out of the pram when things don't go their way. They just crack a few indecipherable jokes and get on with it.
Welsh truly are the bros of the UK.

>>35518408
How come you only had two universities when we had 5?

How come we invented the whole modern world but you hardly invented anything?

>>35518090

How many people do you think the state should be executing each year, assuming we had the death penalty back.

I think about 10,000/year seems a reasonable number.

>>35518408
tfw the imposition of unnecessary tuition fees is a real black mark on our record.
fuck blair

>>35518439
Yeah that seems about right. Long term NEETs would be the first ones against the wall, I think. What about you?

>>35518439
>10,000
That's insane. Do we even have close to that many murders per year?

just ate 9 bags of mini cheddars and now my tummy hurts

might have to leave dinner until 4 instead of 3

>>35518386
>(sic)
Trolling

>We have a history and tradition of learning and innovation.

In English 19th century universities. Funny how all these inventors studied in England isn't?

>This is just stupid. Modern day Germany has nothing to do with the third reich. Britain is far more racist.

More so in Scotland. But you know that was not what I was referring to.

>you

>>35518459
>>35518439
Just checked, we have about 600. Who are these 10,000 you're going to execute?

>>35518365
Those people also often consist of various nationalities, so saying "TV was invented by a Scottish man" when in fact one of the many people involved in inventing the TV was Scottish is kind of sneaky.

>>35518453

I don't think long term NEETs would all necessarily have to go, just take their bennies and see if they get off their arse, however most of the first 10,000 untermensch probably would be NEETs

>>35518430
wait just to confirm, you are claiming scotland contributed more to the modern world than england

just checking so I know which reaction image I need to express how hard i'm going to laugh

>>35518430
A Scottish university is on the same tier as an English primary school.

>>35518453
Surely criminals would come first? NEETs probably cost less and don't actively hurt anyone.

>>35518472

all the 600 murderers, the 9,400 would consist of drug dealers, pimps, the most serious repeat offenders for lesser crimes (ie perhaps 3rd/4th/5th burglary would be mandatory death penalty)

>>35518500
I'm pretty glad you're not in charge desu.

honestly scotland people are generally cleverer because they have free universitey etc so they get better educating than us in england for free too

lads gonna start some shit here
crystal maze v fort boyard?

>>35518402
Ok you got me there. I only know Nicola Sturgeon and Nick Salmon 2bh.

Still, you think the EU will just roll over for Scotland? Fuck no, England (London, to be more exact) is powerful enough to say no to the EU, but you will be locked into it even if Germany is the only superpower still in the EU.

>>35518518
crizzy maze lad anyone says different i swear ill smack ur heads in

>>35518504

Why? I'm very merciful actually, under my regime a man could burgle a house, be given a second chance, burgle another house, and still keep his life until he does it again.

>>35518513
University might increase a person's knowledge but it won't increase their intelligence.

Also I'm suspicious that this post is a false flag. It reeks of haggis and alcholism.

Who here LDAR lads?

>tfw 31
>tfw i LDAR
>feels good

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>>35518500
>drug dealers
Haha funny joke anon.

>>35518531
aye lad ye got me there ye wee cunt haha was just gettin some drinks in me before the fewtt baw lateer hahaha irn.bru n haggis in me belly fuckkkinn smack me arse aye aye

>>35518471
>All these inventors studied in England

Inventor of the TV - Studied in Glasgow
Inventor of the Telephone - Studied in Edinburgh
Inventor of the Steam Engine - Studied in Glasgow

Want me to go on? Fleming I'll give you, but he was in London for military reasons so he didn't have much of a choice.

>>35518487
Instead of looking through your folder of reaction images, why don't you crack open a history book for a change?

>>35518489
This type of statement is exactly why you're regarded as the thickest nation in Europe.

You know what the Germans call you? Inselaffen. It means "island monkeys".

>>35518546

Not me lad, I'm 24 and got a job and my own place, I'm single though so I belong on /r9k/

>>35518548

Why shouldn't they be amongst the executed?

>>35518565
Because then Gideon Osborne couldn't snort coke out of a black hooker's arse with ease

>>35518551
oh no germans call us island monkeys how incredibly offensive and hurtful we truly are BTFO with that statement

imagine losing 2 wars to island monkeys how pathetic

>>35518551
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_inventions_and_discoveries

Read all of this and shove a steam train up your arse.

>>35518565
Haha stop messing around anon drug dealers are cool dudes.

>>35518552
>Not me lad, I'm 24
>24

You've still got a good way to go yet before succumbing to LDAR. Job you hate, all the female rejection. LDAR is the only lifestyle for us.

>>35518584

Not really lad, I'm a serial grass as a full time job, I mean I'm technically unemployed so claim bennies as well, but my income from police rewards is enough to live off.

>>35518577
Yes yes, you're the best! You're going to win the world cup too, every time!

>>35518578
>tin can telephone
>lava lamp

Wow where would we be without those amazing inventions?!

You'll notice there isn't much of importance on there compared to the Scottish version of that page. And we're just a tiny little nation too. Bit embarrassing mate, surprised you posted this just to open yourself up to ridicule.

>>35518598
I mean this with all sincerity; kill yourself for the good of mankind.

>>35518551
>Want me to go on?
Please, do. I'm just trying to say that over the course of History Scotland and England have both benefitted each other in a massive way. There's no point trying to do a tally of who is better, if the UK hadn't had gained so much wealth from the empire we would probably both be like eastern European shitholes.

>>35518598
That's hilarious lad. Who do you grass up?

>>35518578
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_inventions_and_discoveries
>8% of the population
>Page at least half as big

just about to pull my todger out and bash it to a blacked video for the first time, whos a good blackedtress? isnt there one called elsa someone

>>35518607

Why should I?

I'm listening anon.

Can we stop the arguing and just rag on the irish?

>>35518638
feck off cant you attack the welsh instead loike

>>35518631
You profit off of men losing their freedom. It's disgusting.

>>35518615
>There's no point trying to do a tally of who is better,

Really? I thought that was exactly what you were doing.

>>35518648
Well I like the welsh, I don't like the irish

>>35518638
The Irish are alright. They're more fun than the Scots.

>>35518623
For some reason the English have their horrific "cuisine" listed on their page too.

Not that Scottish food is any better, of course, but at least we know it. The English are so xenophobic that they actually think their slop is decent.

I'd like to make a clock but I bet it's hard

captcha: mexico for sale
Trump really did a number on those guys evidentially.

>>35518638
Can't do that, us celts need to watch em batter you in the rugby on Sunday.

>>35518623
I'm sorry but in science and medicine alone we make every other country look like Ethiopians.

>>35518682
If Ahmed could make a clock then so can you.

Then you'll get invited to the White House.

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>>35518689
Yet
"the most significant event of the 19th century will be judged as Maxwell's discovery of the laws of electrodynamics"
-Richard Feynman

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>>35518677
>he could live in a world without these goodies

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>OI M8 INNIT M8 BLOODY SCOTS LOIK FOOKIN STEALIN ARE BENNIES LOIK FOOKIN PROPA TOSSPOTS DON'T EVEN RESPECT SHARIA LAW BLUD INNIT

Alba gu brath

>>35518712
>Haggis
Apologise.

>>35518618

Crimestoppers is probably the easiest way, but the rewards are far less generous than official police rewards.

My highest ever cash payment was 20,000, although it's usually in the 1,000-4,000 range.

>>35518712
We invented balti? Nice, I assumed we had the pooinloos to thank for that.

>>35518707
Wtf I hate vaccines and penicilin now

>>35518712
Scotch Egg and Haggis both invented in England. That is nuts.

Fish and chips and a full english breakfast are pretty culturally valuable, I'd agree with that. My main problem with food in the UK isn't the cuisine but the quality.

I dunno if you've travelled much, but I find that the vegetables available in an average Mediterranean market are much higher quality than even the fanciest food halls in London like Harrods and Fortnum and Mason.

>>35518746
Thought you were talking about English inventions. Maxwell was a Scot.

>>35518732
How do you get the knowledge about criminals to grass up?

>>35518758
What? I am. I'm saying millions of people not dropping dead is a more worthy invention/discovery than electrodynamics.

>>35518775
Scots invented vaccines and pencillin too, idiot.

>>35518732
I know where a one the main dealers for my area is and I almost want to grass him up but also deals to my friends

>>35518775
Penicillin was discovered by a Scot.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Fleming

>>35518775
English education system at work.

>>35518787
The fuck is wrong with you? Why?

Please stop arguing. I'm very tired.

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>>35518775
You've done it now 'arry

>>35518787
Grass up your friends too, you'll get more money that way.

Reminder that we're both better than America and that should be our main focus.

>>35518721
But Scotland is horrifically cucked as well.

>>35518765

>People deal openly in the street
>They get in their car and drive off
>Pass numberplate to crimestoppers
>Call the rewardline about 4 weeks later
>Give them my passcode from the initial grassing
>They confirm that the person has been charged for possesion with intent to supply
>They ask what bank I'd like the reward delivered to
>Pick up 1,000 in used twenties from the bank

>>35518797
>>35518789
>>35518786
>discovered it by accident after going to uni in england and learning medicine in england

not really helping your case desu

>>35518799
well I just wonder why no one else has done it

Why do animes have fellas bursting blood from their nose when they see tits?

>>35518847
Japan cannot into humour, so they just make people act in an absurd manner to mundane situations as their jokes

>>35518844
Because no one gives a fuck. People who grass up criminals just for the bongs are a horrible combination of moralfags and Jews.

kek you guys are fucking retarded, you cant just walk into the police station and say 'i know where a drug dealer lives but i want 1k for telling you' they'll laugh at you, these people ITT posting about living off crime tip offs are talking absolute shit

police dont pay for tip offs unless they state otherwise

>>35518844
>>35518787

Call 0800 555 111, tell them you have a crime to report, tell them about the dealer, and remember to ask for the Reward code.

Most people just grass for fun and don't bother claiming the reward, but ask for the Reward code during the initial call, or you won't be able to claim later.

>>35518835
>People deal openly in the street
Ok Kojak what decade are you living in?

>>35518827
This is true. Yanks are unambiguously the second worst people on the planet. (After the Saudis, who they enable.)

>>35518890

the 2010s, you must live in a very sheltered area if you've never seen people deal openly in the street.

Admittedly this was at night, but it's still pretty common and widespread

>>35518868
Sweet, I know of like 5 dealers around here I can grass in

>>35518894
It's especially annoying when they talk about muh cucked Europe muh white genocide when they are 60% white and everywhere in Europe is at least 85% up

>>35518917
Faggot I was a drug dealer for years I know what I'm talking about.

>>35518919
remember the reward code bit its very important, you have to say it in a girls voice too otherwise they wont acknowledge it

>>35518919
You are absolutely inhuman and I hope you get stabbed.

>>35518866
No the police totally allocate funds and manpower to random twats calling them up and grassing up Baz down the roads.

>>35518866

The anon who lives off grassing here, and this anon is correct. With the police, you can't just pro-actively grass for reward, you have to wait for an official appeal before doing it for cash, and this is usually only for the more serious criminals.

Crimestoppers however you can anonymously tip off at any time, and if the person gets charged, you'll get a reward.

>>35518938
why are you so passionate about defending criminals lad?

>>35518929

by drug dealer, you mean you bought enough from a real dealer for you and your m8, and gave some to him.

>>35518868
I really am tempted now.

>>35518968
No I sold 2 ounces a week.

>>35518835
>>35518919
Snitches get stitches bumbaclat

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>>35518105
https://youtu.be/5vRlJrkxsqo?t=35
>>35518117
Posting QT Junny before i go for another day of panicked essay work but mainly procrastination.

Lots of angry lads here today, maybe chill out with me a while....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YURQicLo7Ik

The lewd lads from last night planning the gangbang just let me know when ;)

>>35518952
It's the principle. Making money off of people's imprisonment is revolting.

>>35518984
Daymn Jun kinda thicc.....

I've been talking to this azn chick on Tinder for a few days. Each day she says 'how's ya day going?' I'm good at shit talking and saying stupid bullshit to keep the convos going, I just can't bring myself to ask to meet up on Tinder, it fills me with anxiety for some reason. wat do

>>35518983
not if you're smart about it

>>35518990
By that reasoning, the entire legal system should feel guilty.
(And tbf if I was being arrested for something that shouldn't be illegal, "just my job mate" wouldn't get the cop any sympathy from me. Nuremberg defence a shit.)

>>35518990
not really

you do more harm by letting them deal smack to sick people

>>35518976

Regular stoners smoke about half an ounce a week, so you've enough to supply 4 stoners, wow.

>>35518995
>I'm good at shit talking and saying stupid bullshit to keep the convos going

women normally like this. most women stop talking to me when i try having a serious convo. eventually she should ask you to meet up if she really like you.

>>35518938
>inhuman for cleaning up society

Clearly a drug using normie. Off yourself.

>>35519019
I sold mephadrone and ketamine.

>>35518995
Post her pics.

In an original way.

>>35519018
>letting them deal smack to sick people
>he gets all his knowledge about drugs from an episode of Biker Grove.

>>35519029

Well perhaps you are smart about how you deal, but I see enough retard dealers to make a living off of.

>>35519029
I want ket monkeys OUT OF MY BRITFEEL

>>35518995
Ive been in that boat a few times anon, I wish i could go back and meet up with them

>>35519048
Where do you live that you're seeing multiple dealers carelessly selling?

>>35519035
do you genuinely not see the problem with dealing dangerous substances to vulnerable people?

are you a drug dealer by any chance

>>35519054
Katie is the most robot of drugs, khole and time slips by

>>35519067
>to vulnerable people?
Do you think every dealer is some scary pusher forcing junkies to take more? Not every drug is heroin holy shit.

>>35519063
Good old London of course

>>35519063

I would say of all places I've grassed in, Birmingham, Leicester and Liverpool have the most 'open' dealers.

>>35519048
This is utter bollocks. You're not Batman, you're not scoping out loads of dealers and bringing them to justice.

>>35519088
>I've toured around the country grassing up dealers
This thread is too much

sometimes feel like killing myself. i have been born with too many problems. dyslexic, working class, ADD, anxiety, depression, eating disorder, deformed body parts. only positive is that i have been born in a 1st world country.

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>Woke up with mum trying to suck my dick again

>>35519088
>>35519063

I'd just like to add, I don't only grass on dealers, but they are by far the easiest to report. If someone is engaged in insurance fraud it's impossible for a random passer by to catch them in the act.

>>35519087
Well I dealt in London and knew many dealers and none of them were comically obvious and dealing in front of a street full of people.

>>35519085
even weed is bad for people

and before you mention alcohol, it's widely accepted that alcohol is absolute garbage for your health and work

>>35519119
give her 100 quid for a cricket farm

>>35519119
>Really? Originally?

>>35519143
But it makes you feel good.

Seriously, health is a fucking meme. I've lived nearly 30 years and I'd gladly wipe out another 30 to keep booze in my life, and I don't even drink very often. (less than once a month, if you average it out.)

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>>35519119
>Happy steak and BJ day anon

Lucky you anon, i wish my mum would try suck my dick once in a while

>>35519126
why do you grass on drug dealers? the only extremely harmful drug is heroin. if there is a demand, there is always going to be suppliers.

>>35519143
>I-I'm sick J-johnny man I need a fix please just one more hit
Things that never happen in the real world. There's no benefit in dealing to a corpse.

>>35519143
>even weed is bad for people
Oh no! Who fucking cares?

>>35519143
>even weed is bad for people

if you do it every so often then its actually fine. its only bad for people if they are doing it all the time. junk food is also bad for people.

>>35519136

It's almost always people dealing in cars. they'll often pull up to each other, and deal that way. It's not like they walk around a crowded Tesco and just deal down one of the aisles.

I'm sure the smart dealers who don't get caught have more sense, but there are certainly dealers who do it in public, where people like me are able to catch them in the act.

>>35519143
LSD is the only drug thats good for you.

>>35519156
I'd rather salad and cuddle day tbqh

>tfw expected to find one piece of paper in 20 large boxes
>room I have to do it in overlooks a pub

Fucking kill me

>>35519158
Lol, retard detected. Weed lowers your IQ and leads to schizophrenia.

>>35519178
So you're standing around waiting for someone to get into a car? Every dealer I've ever known has dealt inside a house or in the quietest street they can find with zero people in it. MAYBE you could spot one out of sheer luck but to pretend you make some sort of living as a vigilante grass is absurd.

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To all the anons saying drugs are "bad" and such.
What makes them "bad" or for "bad people" isit because its illegal?

>>35519178
the people who have sense are distributors, and they use the low level people as scapegoats if the police start to move in. most drugs related criminals that get caught are scapegoats or so low street level that it makes fuck all difference.

you can always tell who is low and high. the low level are always fucking idiots. while the high level are normally well educated.

>>35519158

Because they are an easy source of money. When other criminals get caught, it's usually by other people 'in the know' bailing out and telling the police, any average Joe can find a local dealer and grass them up.

I've seen massive police raids on the news, well in the knowledge that I was responsible for that.

Fuck you guys I'm gonna do my heroin now instead of tomorrow I cant stand this shit sober.

>>35519212
>he thinks drug dealing is like the movie Layer Cake
I swear to god this thread is full of retards.

>>35519199
no it doesent. there is no proof for that. the tests conducted are vague.

>>35519213
>I've seen massive police raids on the news, well in the knowledge that I was responsible for that.
You've officially over-loaded everyone's bullshit detectors. Congrats.

>>35519219
>Saving it for tomorrow
Why would you save it in the first place?

>>35519219
No way would I poison my body with that shite, all the fucking chemicals, no fucking way.

>>35519230
you on about. i know tons of drugs dealers.

>>35519209

Remember that crimestoppers is anonymous, therefore you don't get a negative rep for previous tip offs that turn out to be wild goose chases.

Sometimes I'll just report a numberplate of a car that looks dodgy, and 60% of the time they'll end up arresting the driver.

>>35519244
>Why would you save it in the first place?
I bought it awhile ago for my 30th bday.

>>35519256
>I'll just report a numberplate of a car that looks dodgy
>"ello love there's a funny looking car with a nigger inside can you tell the old bill?"

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>all this drug talk
dont suppose anyones looking to sell some to a lonely loser right now

>mood and self control start to improve to the point i could probably hold a job
>ideologically would still rather kill myself than work to support the present social order
ok

>>35519213
oh, yeah i know people will bail out for money, and to take control of territory. i thought you were just an average fella on the street who is pissed off that people are selling drugs or something.

>>35519274

Not quite like that anon, but close enough

>Walk past guy in a car full of niggers
>Pass numberplate to crimestoppers
>Call the rewardline about 4 weeks later
>Give them my passcode from the initial grassing
>They confirm that the person has been charged for possesion with intent to supply
>They ask what bank I'd like the reward delivered to
>Pick up 1,000 in used twenties from the bank

>>35519288
>thinking anyone would say yes when muh sheckles moralfags are about

A friend of my dads wants to take me shooting with rifles and shotguns.

This is my chance lads. Nice knowing you all.

Just had a top class wank, lads.

It even took longer than usual for the reality that I'm a sad, ugly amoeba with a small dick to set in.

>>35519307
I'm actually bursting out laughing at the thought of one of us lot checking cars for niggers in a really autistic way.

>>35519307
can you pick up your money and then just give it back to the bank to deposit it into your account there and then?

>>35519211
You can look up the effects of specific drugs on wikipedia or Talk to Frank.

>>35519243

I don't care what you believe, I like to think I'm helping drive up the cost of drugs nationally due to supply issues.

>>35519307
>>35519274
>current year
>still buying drugs from negroes
Wew

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>Be me, NEET king
>Suffer from severe anxiety, which manifests itself in strange ways
>Go to benefits office for muh JSA
>Made to wait as usual before fellow deadbeat gives me your tax money
>Old woman has heart attack in office, right on the floor
>Fuckthis.jpg
>Other NEET yelling at me to call ambulance
>Deadbeats yelling at me to stop staring
>Freak out and run to bathroom
>Need to calm down, start masturbating
>Can still hear the commotion outside, only makes me go fast
>Sperm all over mirror
>Walk outside to see paramedics as they give up on CPR
>Didn't notice jizz on shirt, everyone else did
>Haven't left house in 3 days

Robots help pls

>>35519337
You are having zero effect on the cost of drugs. Absolutely zero.

>>35519341
I, Daniel Howling with laughter

>>35519211
most people who say "meh, they are bad" are just looking at propaganda. drugs in england used to be predominately consumed by the middle class. its over after thatcher that they become more popular among the working class

How does one even become a dealer, how do you get a distributor?

>>35519341
Jesus why would you decide to wank at a time like that?

>>35519341
its jizz. its not like it has a distinctive look. they probably though it was something else.

>>35519369
For me my dealer at the time was looking to quit so I bought his contacts off him.

>>35519388

what are the distributors like? Are they the big niggers that grow the stuff themselves?

>>35519369
Just buy in bulk from AB, I guess.

>>35518367
>Shropshire all boys boarding school in the country
>99% of the students were white

That was 7 years ago so who knows what its like now.

Does people still use darknet markets for drugs? I haven't in several months since I found a decent dealer

>>35519341
We stopped leaving the house for a reason, anon.

>>35518367
>liverpool

not sure, i can only remember one. mostly skinhead chavs in my year.

>>35519403
Mine was a skinhead type. Actually nice guy but a bit retarded and burnt out from years on the job. I'm the mephadrone and ket guy btw.

I've just my first report in to crimestoppers

>>35519415
Many people use it, senpai.

>>35519445

To be honest m8, if you're in this game for money, you can't really blame me for making a dishonest living too grassing people up.

how come you guys are openly talking about being drug dealers on here? couldent the police see this and use it as evidence?

>>35519462
what did you report, lad? and why?

>>35519462

>/pol/ uses weaponised autism to get the UK out of the EU, elect Donald Trump as president, and pinpoint a flagpole in under 24 hours

>/r9k/ uses weaponised autism to bring down the British drug supply network

>>35519470
I dont think the police could arrest me for shit I did years ago.

>>35519469
>making money off middle class white girls and gay lads having parties
>making money of fellas being bummed by the big nig in prison

>tfw you run out of touhou eurobeat remixes

>>35519481
a local drug dealer. I know for a fact that he deals to kids

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ESA finally cute my bennies lads

Should I order one last takeaway to celebrate they want me to start back into the jobcentre to find a job working check outs again,I can already hear Vivaldi playing would sooner off myself than go back there or stay on hold again

>>35519487
4chan is genuinely retarded but its still better than reddit

>>35519504

Serial dealer from earlier, good on you anon. I'm glad you've made the right decision.

Did you get the rewardcode? Not that it makes a difference, getting a dealer sent down is rewarding in itself

>>35519462
I'm starting to think the other guy was trolling us.

I handed over the details for my brother's dealer and when I asked about the reward code she said there was no such thing but if I want to leave my details so they can contact me in future I can. No way I'm doing that.

>>35519509
kill yourself in the job centre
(this was not an original comment, i wonder if the last person to say it was also me. it's sort of a long term goal.)

>>35519533
I did make sure to get the code, before I even gave any information I asked for it

>>35519504
>I know for a fact that he deals to kids

fair play. i think its fair game if someone is dealing to adults but dealing to kids is fucked up

>>35519546
last time I was there I started crying infront of the JSA lady

she sent me back to the doctor and signed me off

On personality alone, how far do you think you could get with an 8/10 cutie?
I'd be fucked personally.

>>35519543

I just google crimestoppers reward and it appears legit

https://crimestoppers-uk.org/give-information/rewards/

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Soon.

And Northern Ireland too if we're lucky.

>>35519565
probably fucked. girs are sometimes into my personality because they think i am nice but after a little while they get bored. im shit at banter. i can be funny but only when i am in the mood and that is very rare when with a girl. i bring up topics that are too serious.

>>35519509
time to become a rent boy i guess lad, i could teach you some tricks if you need.
>>35519563
cute

>>35519565
Fucked. I barely have a personality to speak of.

>>35519504
>he deals to kids
How old are we talking?

>>35519462
Good on you lad,, I always report people too usually for partying too loud and drug offenses.

>>35519487
>>/r9k/ uses weaponised autism to bring down the British drug supply network
That is a good thing, illegal drugs cause nothing but trouble.

>>35519631
>I always report people too usually for partying too loud and drug offenses.
Are you a 50 year old Daily Mail reader?

One of those go to sleep at 1am hoping to wake up at a normal hour but end up sleeping over 13hours and waking up at 2:30pm episodes

>>35519631
>illegal drugs cause nothing but trouble.

if you're working class, you're literally just betraying your own kind. high level corporations cause more suffering and pain than any drug dealer.

>>35519623
early teens onwards

>>35519567
Yeah but only for specific crimes it seems.

>>35519674
>early teens onwards

what drugs are we talking?

>>35519631
Good goy. Ignore all the corporations and countries causing death and destruction and focus on the lads selling the devil weed.

>>35519378
I couldn't think of anything else that would calm me down.

>>35519387
Yeah could've just been a big patch of soap.

>>35519429
I'm never leaving again. Will probably hang myself and wank, without cutting myself down afterwards.

>>35519665
>>35519697
>Deflecting this hard

When Farage and based Nutall take over you'll be put in your place locked up, don't worry

fucking degenerate stonerfags

>>35519731
I hope this is LARPing

Farage is a pro-drug lolbertarian degenerate.

So many degenerate druggies ITT

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>people telling me I'm on something when I'm straight edge as anything

Magick is as real as I make and that's okay.

>>35519748
>I hope this is LARPing
I think the last 100 posts have been mate.

>>35519683
He deals in dope mostly

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>tfw you fuck up the pissbottle angle and dribble on the bed

>>35519731
i have never taken drugs in my life. you're just an uneducated fool. drug dealing is a reflection of the lack of opportunities available. you should actually study inverted totalitarianism and see how much suffering corporations cause on a global level.

you're a literal cuck.

>>35519771

It's quarter to three, what are you hiding from?

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>When Farage and based Nutall take over you'll be put in your place locked up, don't worry

but thats not true, they support lax drug laws

also UKIP will be completely dead by 2020

>>35519748
Farage supports Nuttall as leader retard

You're fucked mate, once people are fed up with the tories/labour cucks you're next in line

http://www.paulnuttallmep.com/drug-link-to-crime/

>>35519773
>drug dealing is a reflection of the lack of opportunities available

wahh wahh dindu nuffin, blame the bourgeoisie

>>35519784
Not really hiding right now, I've just taken to pissing whenever I'm able. Partially because it reduces the chance of getting that annoying infection where it burns and gunk comes out, but mostly because I've got nothing better to do.

Flatmates might ask questions if I'm in and out of the bathroom more than hourly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp8UiYOw8Fc

Secret Computerphile video please be careful with whom you share it.

People lives are forever ruined due to my tip offs

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>talking to friend as normal
>one day he just stops responding altogether
>see nothings changing and he's still posting shit/playing games normal
>occasionally message him asking why he's not responding
>obviously no response
>he blanks me for three months before finally messaging back like nothings happened
>ask him what hecwas doind and why he just blanked mr
>saying how it was a joke/meme: a.k.a no legit reason
>just straight up call him an annoying prick
>he's mad and wants me to apologize for saying that
>tell him to go fuck himself and be a worthless cunt to someone else
Friends are overrated

>>35519853
if you are ghosted fuck them

I can get having a bad day or week so they don't bother to respond

but three months is bullshit and they are not your friend

>>35519853
>>35519906
>mfw I do this all the time

>>35519818
>i would rather be fucked over by people who want to use me solely for profit

bad man argument that lad. if you're middle class you can fuck off because you have no right to talk about something you havent experienced. if you're worknig class then you have betrayed your own kind.

>>35519929

I'm working class, and drug dealers should all be executed. Gonna look into this crimestoppers stuff later too, probably won't even take the reward.

I don't do drugs but I swear this is similar to that thread yesterday where people kept posting huge dicks saying they were their own so anyone who wasn't in on the joke felt like even more of a dicklet.

>>35519961
>drug dealers should all be executed
Why?

My daughter got raped in Greggs today lads. She told me the men were "pakis". Just can't believe I've raised a racist. Where did I go wrong?

>>35520002

What did she get from greggs?

>>35520002
Does she want to buy some drugs?

>>35519995

They ruin working class areas far more than middle class area, I don't have some retarded communist grudge against large companies like tesco either, getting a job there helped me escape that drug ridden shithole I used to live in.

>>35520008
Chlamydia and a steak bake.

>>35519929
Reminder that "middle class" posters are what are ruining britfeel, they dont know the struggles of growing up in a council flate in a shady neighbourhood or how you grew up with barely anything

>>35520024

That's what I normally get too.

>>35520018
>They ruin working class areas far more than middle class area
Oh no. This shithole area is now a shithole area with stoned people. The horror.

the "Muh corporations" boogeyman pisses me off

>waah tesco tried to provide me with high quality (as in, not diseased) food and means to live at low prices how dare they!

even a poorfag in england is still well off
>b-but I only have 24/7 internet and free time and low priced entertainment and a clean source of water and cheap food

>>35520079
Oh no, instead of getting drunk and fighting and vandalizing they're getting stoned and emptying the kitchen cupboards of any savory snacks.

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>you will never be Dad

>>35519581
>all those ragheads

kek.

>>35518327
ay up Rachneelad how's it hanging.spider based bants
>>35518330
bit lewd lad. but yeah she can mate with humans

>>35520024
> Steak bake
> Not chicken bake

You raised a faggot.

bit sick of yank political problems seeping into everywhere online

>>35520177
yank cunts are the overwhelming majority on the internet unfortunately

>>35520177
Welcome to the last 15 years. This is basically a re-run of the Bush years.

>>35520041
i dont know how the fuck they even end up coming on here unless they are genuinely autistic. us council faggots develop anxiety because we are brought up in an environment full of retarded chavs.

>>35520018
>They ruin working class areas far more than middle class area

yeah but it is like this in working class areas because thatcher took away people opportunities. drug taking was no where near as bad before thachterism. its the demand for drugs that created the supply. drug dealers are simply fulfilling peoples wishes. its the enviroment that needs to change. arresting drug dealers make fuck all difference. the low level ones you do report will get replaced quicker than your next wank session. its not a case of having a community grudge. you are just uneducated in politics. communism has nothing to do with this. facts are facts.

>>35520177
Politics is fucking insescapable recently. Everyone wants to fucking weigh in even if you don't care about them for their politics. Musicans, comedians, actors, etc. Everyone want to ram their shitty, uninformed, cookie cutter opinions down your throat. Online you see it from both sides, and irl it's mostly libshit.

I'm fucking tired of politics and as soon as I stop actively engaugeing in it, it fucking finds me wherever I go.

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>>35520206
>us council faggots develop anxiety because we are brought up in an environment full of retarded chavs.
>tfw locked in a car boot by the bigger boys

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>>35520177
I unironically had a dream about J.K Rowling coming into my dining room to talk about fucking politics and refugees

I had to pretend to agree with her and it was insufferable

>>35520221
I just realized how fucking retarded my spelling of 'engaging' is. Apologies.

>you will never live alone on a self sufficient ocean platform

balls are a bit stinky today x

>>35520265
yeah but it's a good one though lad. i'd be proud of that error

So long UK. I hope this is what you wanted, brexit cucks. Irish unification next, then wales will want a referendum. We'll be back to using the Red Cross on white in no time

>>35520303
so are mine. n muh willy.been a while since they saw water. gonna be having a shower tonight, or maybe even a bath

>>35520303
I'd love to bury my nose deep against those full cum tanks and inhale, I love how ya can smell that precious seed thru the skin.

>>35520221
The worst bit is that I actually quite like politics.

>>35520226
i was picked on in year 7 because i tried to argue back with people when they were dick, i couldent defend though because i was too small and skinny

realized that the best defense was to ignore people and just follow the crowd. done exactly this and developed anxiety because i was scared to say anything out of the ordinary.

if anyone done something stupid in my school, the popular lads would take the piss out of you for ages. i literally couldent even concentrate on class because i was more worried about surviving the day. was one period when the entire class took the piss out me for about a year because someone started calling me a nickname.

highschool definitely scarred me.

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>>35520177
>Work in a liberal office
>Can't go a single day without them mentioning trump

>>35520448
Would you lads have voted for Trump?