You get the power to control all spiders, how do you use this power?

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>>35436046
make a waifu out of spiders and fug like pic related

Lead an army of spider and be the hero that stopped them. I would be a hero and turn Chad.

spiders or tentacle aliens?

Have them invade stacy and chad spaces by the thousands. Bite all chad with black widows. Bite stacy's face and scar her beauty.

>>35436357
>Implying her beauty is merely physical

become comic book villain

>get them all to make me a cocoon
>get in
>let them sew it shut
>evolve

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>>35436046
Take estrogen pills and become Sadira, mistress of the spiders and one of the only Xbox waifus.

Do I get total control of the spiders? As in I would in full confidence know that they won't crawl inside my ears? Are there side effects? It would suck if every time I got drunk I would lose control of the power and every spider within 100 miles would crawl to me and force their way in my room and fuck my shit up.

I'd really like to release a bag of tarantulas in a night club.

I guess just ride em around until someone kills me

My longest yea boi ever

>>35436687
How the oregoning fuck is that comment original.

>>35436638
best in thread, desu

>>35436046

use my powers to give them all heart attacks or the spider equivalent immediately

fuck these abominations and get them the fuck off my planet

Live in the woods

go to war with north korea and free my niggas

>>35436713
But.... senpai..... they eat millions of mosquitos and other bugs..... without them, we'd all get eaten alive by billions of mosquitos and other bugs...... senpai....

Kill everyone else ITT in their sleep so that I'll be the only one with spider telepathy

>>35436733
Fuck you, Mr. Spider.

I would make a men only club, there would be huge spiders in every room and women wouldn't come and ruin it because they are afraid of spiders.

I would then breed them, and expand the club until we owned a state and then a country.

Spidertopia.

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Use the spiders to swarm and kill anyone in my city that violates my value system. Eventually I'll create a church to explain through religion why the spiders are killing people, with my value system at its core.

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>>35436761
Senpai please.... I'm just saying t-that...... y'know..... it's been scientifically proven...... and stuff..... senpai

Force women to do my bidding muhahahah

>>35436357
>Chad slaughters all the spiders and rescues Stacy
>fucks her senseless while you scream in agony from channeling the minds of thousands of dying spiders

Steal spare change nationwide, if anyone catches me assemble into giant spider mech suit and crush them

>>35436046
>kill people
>fuck up the ecosystem in certain areas
>ride around on spiders
>use them to commit bank robberies
How does it work though, can I see what's happening everywhere all the time if there's a spider watching it? Because in that case I'd realistically just sit in my apartment and masturbate (and occasionally extort people for money)

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did someone say its time to cleanse /pol/ with spiders? =)

>>35436046
I'd violate my crush's pussy with spiders while she sleeps

>>35436046
Use them to to efficiently serve their purpose

Have none of them ever come anywhere near me for any reason.

>>35436046
I'd spider

>>35437129
But they're your bros who just want to be friends.

I send them after telemarketers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLaQnrJSp9g

>>35437129
t.female subhuman

>>35436046
Wage war on all crabs and crustaceans.

>>35436046
Cover my house in webs and never worry about flies or mosquito cunts again

>>35436046
Start a bake sale

How great is my control over the spiders?
Can I access the information of their senses?

All I can really think of is sulk. Clothes, blankets,that kind of thing.

I guess I'd get to work on altering their genetics but keeping them spidery enough I still control them.Giant hanging nests in trees would be comfy. I'm sure there's drug uses too. If nothing else I could sell the venom to make antivenoms

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>>35436733
i really do wonder who could be behind this post...

Let them all bite me

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I will bring all of the nearby spiders into my apartment. They will bring me food and I will have them mate, after which I will care for their young while they hunt for me. I will maintain an honor guard of tarantulas who's only real purpose is to swarm over and cuddle with me. I will find local exterminators in the phone book and kill them, so that my newfound brethren might roam free. I will lie back while spiders provide me with headrests; they will hold books open for me, turning the pages when I will it; they will clean me, eating my earwax and preening my hair with their fangs; they will give me sexual pleasure, caressing my genitals and wrapping them in their silk; they will form upon the walls as murals before my eyes; they will screen my windows, so that I might be spared from the harsh light of the sun - I will be in heaven on Earth.

>>35438667
You are a god amongst men, I someday wish to achieve half of what you can.

>>35436046
Like Harvest from jojos 4.
Can just grind fitness while my spider army brings me stacks of change I can blow on rent and oatz.

>>35437390
U win over 9000 internets good sir :^)

>>35436046
infinite spiders for my urethra :D

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>>35438745
t-thanks
have a spider image

>Get spiders to reproduce a lot in the shelter of my home
>Start a spider removal business
>Send spiders to infest houses of rich people
>Offer my services for an exorbitant fee
>Spray water or something around their house so they think I'm doing something
>Send the spiders to other houses
>Tell them they need me to spray every month or the spiders will return
>If they miss a payment by one day, swarm their house with spiders again
>Do this to Jews because they deserve it more than anybody

>>35436046
>kill dictators
>farm spider silk

>>35436046
>start researching spiders to find out which types are best at which tasks.
>only allow select spiders of certain species to mate, evolving them to be highly specialized eg. cold resistant, deep water diving, etc..
>systematically eradicate all that stands in the way of human progress, including but not limited to mosquitoes, earwigs, and flies
>become a silk tycoon and bed many women
>on my deathbed i prove that i have this ability and let scientists examine my corpse in the name of science
any other answer is objectively wrong

>>35436046
Probably control spiders all day

Breed an army of the most deadly types of spider available
Kill 90% of human males in the region
Attain harem

Make the spiders cover me like a blanket so that mosquitoes can't bite me.

>>35436046
keep them away from me forever
kill fools for $
scare bitches

>>35436046
Make friends with them and send the lethal ones to kill when it's necesary.
Simple.

>move to Australia
>become king of Australia

>>35436046
Take over a small and primitive country by making them think I'm some wizard. Bring flame thrower hidden in sleave to add to effect, and other things. Once I've a few hundred men under my thumb with my mind games I'll have actual souldiers to control. Use the soldiers to take over a bigger country with different scare tactics, like, once my men capture someone that can make better weapons. As my power grows I eventually take over the world by leaving messages using the spiders when people in unbeatable countries talk shit about the voodoo terrorist king of somalia and how he thinks he'll do better than hitler. tfw random rich men freaking out over the spiders in their bathroom that spells out random things to mess with them until they make a deal to get me to leave them alone, because, even nasa shuttles have a spider or too, think you are free? My tiny poison spies watch (You) and may carry anthrax in them, just waiting to POP right in your AIRVENT.

Honestly I'd get James bonded at that last, by probably on out of ten rich powerful white men, because top men gonna top men, and the Drones that scan my iris to find me from the clouds then nuke my ass cannot be avoided in this day and age, not likely if I was that cocky to take over the actual world.

>>35436046
I kill all the spiders in the world because fuck spiders

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>make a protective silk bubble to keep spiders out because spiders are fucking horrifying
>make nanobot style spider mech with silk ball in the middle
>ride around my spider gundam and make them the dominant species
>live out the rest of my life watching the normies suffer from a comfy ball

Gather all the spiders into one huge super organism spider and destroy tokyo

>>35436733
Spider Internet Defense Force detected

>>35436046
Overrun maximum security prisons, killing all the subhumans inside.

>>35436046
I teach spiders to stay away from human homes so they can stay safe, I also explain to them their role in food chain.

They could get sapient so I hope they won't revolt, but now that I control them they can't make revolution.

>>35436046
>You get the power to control all spiders, how do you use this power?
probably start a construction company or something idk

Kill all wasps

>>35436046
I'd use the ones that are deadly to humans to anonymously purge the filth of the world from a distance, use the nondeadly ones to find out who is filth to purge.

>>35442042
Thats crazy, why would you attempt to do this?

>>35436046
I'd make them start attacking dogs in their sleep.

Pupper genocide NOW

>>35436046
Put them to work spinning a massive cable for a space elevator. Or some other practical application for the material, if that's not viable. Their webs have outstanding properties which would surely be benefit mankind in some way.

>>35437130
yes
organic contest

>>35442674
No reason L.

infinite hugging, just me and the spiders. i tickle them they tickle me. i actually love spiders, this is like a dream to me.

>>35436046
I take control of the camel spiders and have them kill everyone in Saudi Arabia

>>35436879
Don't worry, I still love u spider, even though u spook me <3

>>35444444
spiders will rule the world within 10 years

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>>35444444
ironic my best digits is on r9k

>>35444444
I found the get

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>>35444444
Something something something dark side

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>>35444444
Hot damn, these are big numbers.

>>35444444
No kek why have you forsaken us

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>>35444444
those are some originally fine digits

>>35436046
I'll just go full death note, but with spiders and for money.

>short company's stock
>buy competitor's stock
>kill 1st company's ceo

>bet against sports team
>kill star player

>have them build me superkevlar undershirt

>summon Widowmaker
>fuck her brains out

Then we settle down and start a profitable business selling spider venom.

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>>35444444
WAOWEE!!!

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>>35444444
Capped, please provide how I can improve my paint skills if u got something u don't like,

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>>35444444
HOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY SHHHHIIIITTTTT
those are some fucking quality numbers my man!

>>35436046
I put a lot of strong tiny spiders under my shoes and make myself go very fast

>>35444603
>yotsuba B
Fucking disgusting

>>35436046
Create secret underground sanctuary for spiders and have them start breeding in the trillions.

Then, kill all the humans.

When they attempt to retaliate, they can't because they'll never reach/find all of the spider dens I've created deep within the Earth's crust. They could scour the Earth's surface with nukes and would just eliminate themselves faster.

suffocate everyone who was ever mean to me in thousands upon thousands of spiders

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>>35444444 .
Inklude me in the Redditcap,

I become a bulletproof vest industry tycoon.

>>35436046
open a spider restaurant

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>>35444444
thank you based spider-god

Reunite every single spider in the entire world in a single place and create a Tower of Babel made of spiders.

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>>35436046
Become a secret supervillain.
Nobody will believe Stacy when she says a swarm of Spiders dragged her away to be raped by me.

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>>35436046
Become the ultimate jew. Collecting lost coins and lottery tickets. Once I chew through that start getting a little bolder and go rob banks/businesses