please come back tildeanon edition

this is baz's territory now lads

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So Anon, which one of us are you going to invite to Prom?

You ARE going to prom, right anon?

>eating doritos and dip
>run out doritos before dip

Why the fuck is there so much dip in comparison to the amount of doritos.

Odds I dump it
Evens I eat it with my hands like some sort of savage animal

>>35315864

>Woman describes what she thinks is attractive
>This doesn't perfectly align with some anons

SHES LYING SHES LYING!

>>35315864
>doesn't have /britfeel/ in the correct fields
ONE FUCKING JOB!

>>35316083

Oh god. Just by the setting and looking at these girls, I can say from my personal first hand experience that they are dumb as shit and going to school with them would be a fucking nightmare.

>>35316083
>get asked to go to prom by cute girl who I rarely spoke to
>turn her down, don't go to prom

I stayed at home and played State of Decay on all night on prom night

>>35316092
eat it ya savage bastard ya
tip the jar into your mouth and let out a triumphant roar spraying dip everywhere

>>35316110
it has britfeel in the image though so if you search brit in the catalog it still appears

if this post gets repeating digits ill take a full boipucci spread pic and post it

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>>35315919
you cute baz??? :^)
>>35316083
I'm going with a boy thanks.

how are all the cute boys here doing tonight???

>>35316167
Pretty cold really my dude.

I feel like if anyone asked me i'd just go with them even though i dont want to go so they dont feel lonely/

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Oi poofs. I've got a gift for you.

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>>35315864
he literally killed himself because of you guys.

>>35316239
I regret it now lad but back then I tried to act edgy and cool in front of my friends

>>35316275
Good riddance is what I say to that

>>35316275
I heard he died because he was so fat, not because of us. Wasn't he 400lbs?

>>35316228
ur asking the hunk of britfeel if hes cute, come on pal turn it in i put the cute in cunted which is what i am tonight after them 8 castrol supers oi oi lads banter that

think it might be bed time for baz soon tho fellas got a stiffy that needs some seeing to

>>35316228
I'm not cute but I can't sleep cause I can't stop thinking about my oneitis
Oh well, how are you?

>>35316320
Sleep tight baz

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I DONT LIKE THAT THERE ARE FEMALES IN MY BRIT FEEL. THIS SHOULDENT BE ALOUD. THIS ISNT A SAFE PLACE ANYMORE

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>>35316289
so mean.
>>35316319
please dont lad, he even posted his sexy thin hands and sexy thin legs....
>>35316320
night night sir!
>>35316323
playing D&D and having a nice evening. Got essays to do soon though so slightly stressed as always.

>>35316404
>implying it's not some 30 year old man on benefits called Gazza

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>>35316275
At least we have lenlad these days to brighten the threads

>>35316228
being cute is subjective but I like to think i'm on the cute end of the spectrum I'm leaving your steam invite hanging, were'd you find my profile?

>>35316427
thats me but my names baz not gazza you muppet

>>35316404
There are multiple women here and always have been

>>35316228
I allways see ur posts anon, what is ur name?

>>35316450
Baz
More like
Spaz

>>35316228
i've been told i'm cute so will answer.
i'm tired desu, waiting for a download 97.7% ooo so close.
off for a splif in a min when it's done then gonna wank then go to bed

Can someone give me a quick rundown on tildeanon?

>>35316453
really? they never seem to post. this is my first time seeing one and i dont like it.

getzjjskdkd

oregano

>>35316449
will you please be my gf(male)? this is totally original

>>35316239
>Dude
FOY
O
Y

>>35316449
you posted ages ago :^) you dont have to accept if you dont want.
>>35316485
my name is Max
>>35316533
have a nice night my cute friend.

>>35316404
is that image fat teddy?

>>35316536
>some fella said he is looking for a female friend
>female said he sounded autistic, creepy, and unattractive

Check deez trips niqqa

>>35316536
>waifuposters bow to tildeanon
>in contact with poleaboo
>Possess bulimic-like abilities
>Controls britfeel with an iron but fair fist
>Recently bought all the leg shaving supplies in the world

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>>35316239
>Yanks could be posting itt right now

>>35316585
This comment really makes you seem unattractive. Just sayin
>>35316599
>>35316599
Check these dubs my nigga

>>35316607
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BACK TO /POL/ WITH YOU

>>35316599
close lad, only 400 off

>>35316599
your scripting is shit, also dubs checking is only allowed on /b/

>>35316612
I doubt that lad. We have strict border control these days

>>35316645
Scripting is for faggots

KEK, gimme the gets

>>35316275
>277 days

jesus christ it cant be that long

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>>35316652
>You could be a yank posing as a Brit

thats it. im not having this. im done. no more. either the females fuck off or we're going to have a civil war in brit feel.

pick your sides lads. are you with me or are you against me?

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Imagine this lads

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>>35316563
I would accept you but I find it really hard to start and maintain conversations and I really have nothing interesting to talk about infact i'm probably quite boring compared to you.

I'll accept you but we shouldn't expect anything decent to come of it, maybe just an awkward chat once then forever silence. but I'll warn you I will not live upto any expectation you had when adding me

>>35316690
Female in Durham here

This post makes you look VERY unattractive.

I'd happily have met up with you and sucked your cock until climax, but at this point I am going to have to refrain.

>>35316690
Don't worry lad I'm currently lowering the quality of the thread, if I have calculated the post derivatives correctly this will all be sorted rather soon.

>>35316670
i know lad, it has gone so quick...

and my heart is still broken.
>>35316715
i have no expectations of anyone chill mate :)

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>>35316684
Don't be so silly lad. Here's some proof

>>35316701
XD haha epic le bantz would happen

>>35316690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYoIgKxOK4A

>>35316701
HAHAHAHA SEE PETER SMITHERSON THIS IS WHAT I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT EARLIER.

>>35315253
>>35315360
>>35315544
>>35315827
>>35316086
Just so we're clear, these are all me and none of the others.

These posts would be out of place on Facebook but r9k is a safe space for people who want 2 b ourselves. Just being open and honest here. Laying my cards on the table, however you want to put it.

You're not going to get raped if you sacrifice 45 minutes of your life meeting somebody from r9k in a Cafe Nero.

How could such a meeting go so terribly wrong that it would actually be negative life experience that scars you rather than something to look back on and laugh about? Where's the sense of adventure?

Last month I was in Northumberland Street quite early in the morning. Barely anybody else there. A guy in a wheelchair (broke his leg but also had obvious learning disability) asked if I could push him up to the haymarket station. I agreed because it's nice to be nice and all that. There was some carry on with construction and problems with the lifts etc which meant we had to get numerous metros, lots of back and forth because of various issues. It got to the point where I was no longer that bothered about helping the bloke but I liked that I was in this semi-absurd situation where I'm just pushing a disabled guy around in circles.

Maybe that's not the best example but it's a recent one.

Every now and then I'll go to a hospital and just walk around because I can and it's something new. I'm probably not painting a good picture of myself but only because of the warped perceptions of others. All criticism aimed at me seems to be prefaced with 'you seem...' or 'you come across as...'

If we're both on r9k there's a fair chance we have something in common that you won't find elsewhere. I'm not some random twat on OKC or POF looking to get his dick wet.

I'll buy you a few croissants as well.

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Huh really makes me thunk

>He didn't go to his schools formal

baka senpai

>>35316793
my school didn't have one because theres was like 10 girls a 130 boys
i was the one put a stop to it

Who would you rather see gone? Africa or the Middle East? Really, the question comes down to compassion vs self-defence.

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Can't believe this guy haha

>>35316727
good. im glad we have brave warrior like you that are willing to make sacrifice for the entirety of brit feel. god speed, lad.

>>35316784
God thats hot lad, got some more?

>>35316782

It would be incredibly boring, at least with baz He'd crack a joke about bennies and greggs pasties etc, you'd be such a bore.

>>35316823
It was probably the most fun I've ever had in a single night. Sucks to be you.

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Absolutely love this memes me

>>35316784
fuckin keked
moar?

>>35316880
you must have led a very sheltered life then

I feel like we're being invaded lads by pretend women and a man pretending to be called baz. We need to stay strong and drive them back. I'm relying on you to lead the push lenlad. Shipanon, post some classic memes, call centre paki, you embarrassed yourself lately?

>>35316083

I bet they're all equally fucking boring.

>>35316886
>himalaya
>a singular mountain
says alot about the average memelord

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So trueORIGINAL

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>tfw tapped a random girls purse for a fiver and shoplifted my tea from tesco last night
Who /scum/ here?

I'm not even desperate for cash. Just feel like being a right bad bastard.

>>35316701

Why do people keep posting this image macro like I'm suppose to be at all arsed by it?

>>35316886
YEAH HOW ABOUT EVEREST YOU STUPID TART

>>35316903
Yeah. I had only drank like 2 times before and I got absolutely fucked (but not fucked enough that i can't remember it), but the whole night was complete bants. JUst sad that I still ended up a khhv after it.

>>35316917
The BH are on it, lad. they should have this sorted out soon. They wont allow this special group to be tarnished.

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Orihnhjhb post

>>35316954
How did you get access to a random cunt's purse?

>>35316954
Its okay lad, you're among friends who have done some bad things

>>35316954
Was it in superdrug?

>>35316981
Mate was DJing a nightclub and I was behind the decks. Some lad handed in the purse so I tapped it for the cash and threw it away.

>>35316986
I'll have you know that I'm a good lad

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>>35316849
not him, but found this for us

>>35316701
if you want to be post-ironic you should change it to hitler, stalin, mussolini, churchil, roosevelt and de gaulle

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Hmm truly does stimulate the neurotransmitter

>>35317023
No I'm going for the reddit angle it has the highest (you) coefficient

>>35317011
lol how does this happen?

if i ever drink with women, they always end up throwing up. soft little mongs

>>35316976

Wow, that's so funny I might shit (in the creators mouth).

>>35316607
>Normieposters bow to Junlad.
>In contact with traps and fembois.
>possesses autistic-like shitposting abilities.
>controls /britfeel/ with an iron but fair fist.
>Owns thirsty lads pictures and cute boipucci globally.
>Direct descendants of the ancient Athenian bloodline
>Will bankroll the first /cuteboys/ sex arcade on Mars (Juns bitchbois will be the first brothel)
>Owns all of Jun Suzuki anime memorabilia on Earth.
>First designer female(male) children will in all likelihood be Junlad babies.
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a poster who will appear in /britfeel/ and bring an era of shitposting and homoeroticism with an unprecedented prison gay conversion rate with him.
>Scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the cuteboi Jun gangbang that created our universe
>this is what they heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46mmxvP1zQw
>/britfeel/ entrusts all their (You) reserves with Junlad.
>The last person who refused a bumming was azulad. He left /britfeel/ and fled Hampshire in fear.
>>35316715
really though dont worry about it i'm just a nice shitposter who enjoys being lewd... would you like to know more?

>>35316988
Nah

Wouldn't have the bollocks for that

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>>35317011
woah looks like boys do it too

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>>35317057
You want (You)s? Heh kid you've got a lot to learn. Try this one on for size.

Fuuuuuck. This image brings back so many feelings guys. Basically my early youth summed up. I want to go back.

>>35317091
its not funny when its a guy because guys dont try to act all stuck about being clean

you stupid rostie slut

>>35317091
You silly little roastie. You think you have the audacity to post here after refusing to be my gf. I piss on you

Does /britfeel/ like Pulp, lads?

>>35317150
Ye. Those orange juice bottles with the juicy bits in are really refreshing

>go for a poo
>precum starts leaking from peepee while squeezing it out

>>35316092
just buy some more doritos you little spacker, they cost 1 at one supermarket at any given time

>>35316782
Me again.

Fuck this. I'm going to sleep. Going to be a right state tomorrow.

I try to reach out to people and it gets pissed back into my face. I don't understand why people have to be so stuck-up. It's a petty, defensive way of living. And I'm the one alleged to have self-esteem issues. What a sick joke.

Finally gave in. Only did 3 days. Was too frustrating not fapping

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>tfw just got told I was 'mansplaining'

Women were a mistake lads.

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>>35317117
>>35317147
i'm not the roastie lads, i just went searching for pics of girls shitting themselves after somebody posted a pic, just found 1 of a guy and thought i'd share

>>35317282
Did that happen in public?

>>35317316
If fb counts as public, yes.

>>35317117

Yeah, often me and my mates will go out with the sole intent of shitting all over ourselves.

Take a fucking look at your self, autist.

>>35317248

>Please be my friend

You're more desperate than Jeb bush

>>35317282

Story please, eurofriend.

>>35317282
what the fuck is mansplaining
a man complaining?
a man explaining?

>>35317361
>a man explaining?
Think it's this one lad.

Alright lads, I'm the one who posted "I bet it's hard not to molest her ;)" on a picture of my cousin's baby on Facebook.

Things have escalated and my cousin punched me in the face today. It also looks as if my mum is chucking me out the house because of all this.

Pretty poor show.

>>35317440
You cant really blame your cousin desu
Should try to tell your mum it was just bantz though and offer something to redeem yourself, do all the dishes and make her plenty of tea

>>35317440
What an overreaction, fuck your family tbqh

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>>35317334
yeah you do
we know what happens in girly toilets
we know why you go in there in 2s
it's a 2 man job clearing up after a gril let's rip

>>35317482
I think it's the final straw now lad but let's see.

It's not the first time I've caused a bit of trouble

And she's been saying for a while it's getting time for me to move out anyway

>>35317440
Fantastic stuff lad. I wish we had some sort of British autism award. You'd have my support. Keep us updated.

>>35317440
I refuse to believe this to be fact.

>>35317533
Lel how is that an overreaction? What anon said is completely fucked up. If its not made up

>>35317440
yeah gonna need a screencap of the post now

It's the worst thing in the world not to be able to see or speak to your kids, lads.

>ah nice to see a pic of my cousin's baby
>Better make a joke about diddling it that'll go down well
Honestly the state of some people

>>35317622
What did you do to make this happen?

>>35317573
Fucked up and dumb, but you don't assault someone and possibly have them thrown out of their home. Just get branded a creep or weirdo

>>35317543
It still doesn't top that one from the other night where a lad was pressured to ask a girl out on a date, she accepted he said "haha joking its just a prank with the lads"

I hope someone screencapped that one

>>35317789
she accepted and then he said*
not my best night

>>35317772
Sure. Getting assaulted is bad but it sounds like this anon has no self awareness. I'm guessing he's done other stuff this stupid and his family have had enough. Will probably be good for him moving out. Either break or bend

>>35317573
I'm not a paedophile. Like I have been explaining to family all day today, it was just a joke. A bit like saying "He's going to break some hearts when he gets older."

>>35317584
Not interested in being doxed. Nice try though.

>>35317386
well the daft cunts do constantly need things explaining to them, they shouldn't be getting their knickers in a knot.

>>35317816
He's probably autistic or something, most families grit their teeth and just begrudgingly tolerate them

>>35317821
don't be retarded, blur out names, change the filename

Which of you filth-ridden mongs forgot the thread subject?

Day 5 of not wanking down. 35 more to go.

>>35317860
Haven't you ever seen someone fuck up one detail when trying to anonymise a screenshot and get doxed?

If you haven't then you haven't been on here long enough. I am not going to risk it. Already in enough trouble without people from here contacting my family and saying they are in a paedo ring with me or whatever you'd do.

>>35317879
errr?
the OP?
he forgot!

>>35317821
>a bit like saying "He's going to break some hearts when he gets older"
no lad can genuinely believe that's remotely comparable, I think we're being taken for a ride here

>>35317879
blame the stinky gay one.

>>35317908
no you're just a liar and your attempt at creating a britfeel meme should be rejected

Wait..... Tildeanon topped themself?????

I just thought that jun was tilde lol.

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Am I on the spectrum, lads?
Post waifus

>>35317968
All of these anime girls look the same

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>>35317946
why would you think that?
>>35317968
you are on the CUTE spectrum of CUTENESS lad.. HIGH CUTE

>>35318004
Not much different to roasties honestly

>>35317921
Explain to me how it's different then.

>>35318009
Both gay waifu posters. I find it hard to differentiate.

>>35317114

>tfw I used MSN messenger right until the very second they shut it down

it still hurts

>>35317539
>It's not the first time I've caused a bit of trouble

Share your hilarious escapades, lad.

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>>35317968
i think we're all on it lad
makes it a interesting adventure though eh?

>>35318048
Name one (1) occasion where I have implicated homosexuality

>>35318046
well, for a start, it's a speculation on how attractive they will be one day without implying you're sexually attracted to an actual baby

but you know that

>>35318146
I guess so lad. I mean a horrifying one filled with dread but what a laugh. I honestly don't think I'd mind if it wasn't for the Normie's.

>>35317241
Did you not notice the time I posted it lad. Supermarket closes at 10 jesus

>tfw no Bloc Party bf

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>>35317968
>Am I on the spectrum, lads?
Who isn't

>>35318221
They are both comments about their attractiveness.

Implying that I'm sexually attracted to an actual baby is where the comedy came in. It's self deprecating

Playing my first Zelda since I was a kid lad, shit's comfy. First day at my new job tomorrow but cannot be bothered to sleep tbqh

>>35318298
How to ruin your life with one simple prank

>>35318225
mine's not just been full of dread lad, oh no, there's been misery and anger in there as well
and some happiness, but shhh we don't talk about that
it'll get better though 1 day lad. we'll die
yipeee

>>35318185
General homodeviant mannerisms

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>>35311205
>US TRANNIES AMIRITE?

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>>35318336
Can't wait desu lad, can't wait. Like if I was alone with a bunch of other autists it wouldn't bother me. But since I'm only slightly autistic, but enough to hinder relationships completely, its tough. All my major normie friends want me to be something I never can. They think I hate them or something but I'm literally just unable to take that next step in friendships.

Gonna try and start writing 2000 words a day for a book I wanna write senpaitachi

Will be hard due to my attention problems but I want to be able to do this

>>35318439
What's your book gonna be about lad?

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>just been hanging out with a girl i thought was sound
>She said "mansplaining" 3 times
>She made sarcastic comments about white men struggles once
>She whinged about sexism 10+ times
>Tried to tell her that her arguments against her boss were more than just mansplaining and that actually cheapened her stance but she didn't listen
why do I still bother?
just to suffer?

>>35318009
hgnnnn chubby jun

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>>35316701
FIXXXXEDTBH

>>35318400
ah fuck the normie mates. i've got some as well.
they do there own things with their families, i treat them like discarded toys that i might pick up and play with for a few hours every few months or so

>>35318577
>get a gf after 19 years KHV
>she's a furry

Disgusted with myself tbqh but I don't want to be single again, the comfort of being with someone is very nice

>>35318439
Tell me about your book, lad. I'm writing one too, I'm interested to hear your idea.

>>35318683
YIFF IN HELL

DESUDEUSDUSUDESKFJDKLFGD;

>>35318706
Wish I could lad. I watched her spend a grand on a fucking fursuit last month and I was too much of a cuck to say anything

>>35318683
is """she""" really a """furry""" or is he really a dude that wears cat ears sometimes?

>>35318577
The worst is "man spreading" they literally complain about men spread I g their legs while sitting. But we have balls and a dick, we need to. I don't get it

>>35318747
Do you at least get to fuck her with the suit?

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White wine and you
A table made of wood
And how I wish you would
Fall in love with me

>>35318851
I try not to get involved in anything revolving around that shit tbqh. The suits frankly creep me out I'd fuck a catgirl though

>>35318886
is it atleast an a tier animal?

>>35318747
>>35318886
but that sounds great.... a sweaty smelly fursuit slut hahaha. watch out if she goes to a furcon? alone she is getting gangbanged.

>>35318697
>>35318458
Basic "people surviving in the midst of an apocalypse" story really
In this case the apocalypse being that too much light is now lethal to people, like they're vampires, except its with all light and not just sunlight

>>35316612
Oi mate ya down for tea and crumpets and singing God praise the queen?

Any other lads watching Fastlane?

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it's got to that time
i'm off for a wank, then going to bed
nighty night lads

>>35319099
Good night, retard.

Decided I'm gonna quit fb lads. 30th birthday soon and dont want to have to deal with the pleasantries. It's not like I see any of my 'friends' anyway.

>>35319025
Freaking tool go back to amerifattrumpland

>>35318967
Sounds promising, you got any further developments for it?

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>>35319025
After crumpets and tea we can sit on the sofa and watch a bit of /goodfellas/ We enjoy paying to watch things like

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>35319025
oooo
just 1 word off a semi convincing post

Cokes all gone, what do now fellas?

>>35319217
I quit a few months ago. It was a great decision. Don't have to see how great people's lifes are or see political rants.

>>35319284
Get pepsi

>>35319314
I would laugh but my too busy furiously scraping out my baggies. might hit the vodka hard

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>already 2am

what you upto lads? I'm going to go eat some bread or something. Might watch something after if I can be arsed, im looking to buy a 2nd monitor

currently listening to:

https://youtu.be/JSfAgJM_SqI?list=PL2_2ohnYog3qJ0sHcNitmMQW5zm3BO3nC

Old childhood friend who I haven't spoken to in years got married the other day. Mad how different his life turned out. His photos look like stock photos you'd get if you googled happiness. Beautiful wife, loving family. Whereas I'm going down the path of dee dee from limmys show. No drugs yet but the rest of it is close. We were always different. At every turn in our lives he would succeed where I failed, though I guess he stuck by me out if loyalty before I became completely withdrawn. He was a great guy, wish him the best.

Only knew about the wedding because of Facebook. Think I'm gonna eventually delete it as well. Too much pain there.

>>35319459
>what you upto lads?
Watch WWE ppv but it's painfully boring. Think I'll go to sleep.

>>35319472
That's rough lad. How old are you? Not enjoying watching people get married either desu.

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>>35319459
finishing up D&D, going to wash the old onahole and wank to some bullying exhentai.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngM1qTEZUes

have a good night lads.

>>35319472
I recommend drugs, join us.

>>35319472
>Old childhood friend who I haven't spoken to in years got married the other day.
I hate this feel so much, it's probably the main reason I deleted my facebook (plus to obviously lose contact with everyone).

Watching all your old friends find happiness and develop into responsible adults with their own families is such a strange feeling.

tfw stuck in East Devon yo
just tore a northerners vagina

>>35319386
there's no might about it lad. hit that vodka
if i do coke i like to get some sleeping tablets to help see me off to sleep

/britfeel/ drug binge when?

>>35319576
I work nights so ill be up until the early hours anyway. Im not usually a vodka guy but i rate this stolichnaya.

>>35319561
could've just said you tore a northerner, they're all wet pussies

>>35319609
proper robolads are /straightedge/

>>35319609
Whenever you arnt working and can afford it. Only snort what you can afford.

Why are people still going on about Trump? He's been the president for a while now, not much point in having a discussion about him at this point?

>>35319637
This is so weird. I was literally just unironically thinking I should be straightedge for lack of a better word.

Stuck laying in bed thinking and thinking.
Why can't I talk to people sober? Why when I'm sufficiently fucked up enough to talk to people I'm an embarrassment.
I think the hangovers and the come down a make the thoughts worse. And they last for ages.

Normies have it easy.

>>35319609
I don't drink, lad.

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>>35319691
They spent so long building him up as the final boss for Hilary that they're kind of committed to attacking him forever.

>>35319732
>I don't drink, lad.
Just some valium and weed for you then

>>35319691
People have never stopped talking about a president just because the elections were over.

>>35319834
That's true, but I feel like the election buzz should've worn off by now. Both from his supporters and detractors.

>tfw short black hair like an anime lad
Wish my skin wasnt all manky and vaguely ethnic though.

>>35319623
ah. you not got weed to see you through as well

>>35316083
none there all so fucking ugly.
but if had to choose, 3rd from the left

>>35319761
Damn that boy trump got CAKES

Browsing r9k made me a feminist desu, lads.

>>35319535
>washing it

why don't you leave it to go crusty? or let me wash it with my tongue

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>neither grandad went bald
>dad not balding
>40 year old brother not balding
>tfw balding at 25
Wonder what I did in my past life to deserve this, lads.

>>35319991

Are you actually blading or is your hairline just receding a bit and you're having cold sweats because now all those girls you're always pulling might stop shagging you?

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>>35320030
Nah, it's creeping back slowly at the corners and my family have started to notice it too. I've been monitoring it for months now and it's getting further and further back.

Also, don't mind the gross spot desu

>>35320231

Well literally no one else on the planet will, so stop moaning.

>>35320267
I reserve my right to moan on the internet

>>35320231
I know how you feel. I'm worried the hair at the front is thinning a bit. It's not noticeable, I just don't want to end up like my dad

>>35320326

I'll have to send May an email in the morning, but I don't think you actually have that right anymore.

Am sad

[i] oreganoaly my guy [/i]

>>35320493
We're all sad here

>>35320555
sad lads inc.

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>get over depression
>develop insomnia

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>get around to watching a anime you didnt watch last season because it looked meh
>its actually pretty fun

>>35320493
>>35320555
>>35320601

I think I'm more passive aggressively angry these days. Can I stay anyway?

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>>35320658
Yea. If anyone questions your presence just display this image. Shouldn't have any trouble.

listenting to a bit of the old ludwig van

>>35320689

Err, okay. I don't really cry, I just sort of silently resent specific people around me.

Cried a lot more when I was very, very depressed, desu.

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>>35320842
Is this more accurate?

>>35320929

Not really. I think I've given a false impression of who I really am and I don't know if you'll be able to sum up my entire superego in a single reaction image. At least I hope, because if you do I might end up "very, very depressed" again.

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Hey lads, other than one this morning havent had any more weird blackout thingys. Maybe I'm not dying after all h-ha.

>trying to sleep
>person above me won't stop shouting
Help

Any depression experts here? Is it normal to feel like your brain is impaired? Constantly have no energy, vision goes blurry when I'm near bright lights and I find it hard to think when it happens, can't focus on anything. Also feels like there's a physical sense of heaviness behind my eyes, in the front if my brain. Probably just autism or something but sometimes feels like I'm dying or some shit when it happens. Pretty scary desu with you.

>>35321304
ffs. i didn't sleep yesterday and then passed out at 5pm for like 2 hours. stayed up til midnight on my couch and then woke up after 5 hours. what should i do? stay up for the rest of the day? or try go back to sleep? just had a coffee desu.

>>35321757
Sleep for a little bit but setnan alarm and wake up early

>>35318256
False, I am here anon. Come 'ere senpai

What did you think of their new album? Think there was only two tracks that I actually enjoyed

>>35321757

That seems like plenty of sleep, STOP BEINGLAZY!

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BRITFEEL NIGHT BUMP. IM NOT ADDDI G ANUTHING TO DISCUSSIIN BUT BUMP ANYWAY

BRITFEEL IS DONE
ITS OVER
LOOKS LIKE AMERICA WON AGAIN

>>35323953
goodbye friend. we had some good times together

>>35323953
>america
>winning
lmao

give it an hour lad, we'll be back on form

>>35323670
I would be interested in seeing thevrest of that. Do you have a source?

what are the differences between /britfeels/ and brit/pol/.

which is better and why?

>>35324649
I don't unfortunately. Found it on /gif/

>>35324720
britfeel feels feels

britpol feels dicks

Yogi's got a cheesey knob, camin, camin
Yogi's got a cheesey knob, he's a camin bear.
He's a camin bear!! He's a camin bear!!
Yogi's got a cheesey knob, he's a camin bear.

>>35325113
It's CAMEM-bear, you boy-shagging nonce

>>35325113
Yogi's knob is green and long ,cucum,cucum
Yogi's knob is green and long, he's a cucumbear
He's a cucumbear!! He's a cucumbear!
Yogi's knob is green and long, he's a cucumbear

tired as balls lads

>>35316083
1 > 6 > 5 > 3 >> 9 > 4 > 2 > 5 > 8
this is my ranking and this comment is original

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Anyone who's applied for a job at ASDA/Tesco: did you have to build a tower out of spaghetti/drinking straws/marshmallows? How did it go?

>>35325880
I had to do this for a training company I applied for last year. I think ours was ok. Was better than the get to know the other people in the room bit

Can I get some (You)s for good luck? Have something important today lads.

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>>35317968
We all are, m80

>>35326233
What's the occasion lad?


Just went downstairs and realised I'd left candles burning all night hahahaIcouldhavebeenkilledhahaha

>>35315864
why is it the same picture/image that gets used in the op? mmm

>>35326278
Asking someone out from here tonight.

>>35326233
Good luck to (You), lad. Job interview? Court date? Dare I say it, an actual date?

Been constipated for a solid week and finally had enough, lads. Ate a whole bag of carrots and a pack of wholemeal pittas before bed, and shitting myself inside out as we speak. It's endless. I've never shat so easily in my life. This is bliss.

got a problem lads

>lodging with a family atm
>really good room, nice kitchen, clean house and relatively cheap
>they have another lodger who comes over for weekends and have had him for years
>he brings his dog over
>the dog always barks and growls at me and i think one day it is going to attack me.

the other guy is understanding and tries to restrain his mutt, but its really annoying getting barked at by an aggressive dog when you're just trying to go for a wee or eat some brekkie before work.

what do i do? how do i get the dog to stop fearing me??

>>35326380
>This is bliss
can imagine. is it quite solid or liquidy?

>>35326408
get it to trust you, give it some treats or ask the lodger if you can give it its breakfast/dinner or something. that's literally all you need to do.

>>35326413
Solid. Consistency and ease of movement as room-temperature butter.

Beautiful, lad. Beautiful. I'll definitely be trying to get more fibre in my diet from now on.

>>35317091
That's a picture of someone who died from a heroin overdose, you dumb cunt.

>>35326408
report it as a banned breed

>>35326408
Probably your fault tbqh. I trust the dog.

>"There was a woman near me, and she was holding a little girl above the water.

>"Helicopters were overhead, but they couldn't see us. So I flung myself back into the sea and there was a fishing boat. The woman kept screaming 'don't leave me to die' and I shouted back I would tell rescuers where she was.

>"I don't know what happened to the woman or the little girl. I tried to find out and I put out an appeal. I'm fairly sure they both died."

Never trust a roastie lads.

therapy anon here, got 10 mins to eat my oats and get dressed and go.
looks like a nice day but its probably deceit and lies.

>>35326780
whats this from?

>find new group (genre/artist/game ost/whatever) of music
>really enjoy it
>mood raises
>more and more good tracks
>mood heading for orbit
>signal to noise ratio suddenly crashes and only mediocre tracks appear, or i exhaust the entire supply and get tired of listening to the same few over and over and over
>mood breaks up from atmospheric pressure and crashes into the sea
far too common

>>35327071
an excerpt from a woman's account of the sinking of the herald of free enterprise

>>35326408

Murder the dog. I've poisoned loads before.

>>35327156
t. mohammed al-salami

>>35327186

Never really understood this "Everyone who hates dogs is a muslim" meme.

>>35327209
protip kid, it ain't a meme

>>35327222

I'm not a muslim, believe what you want.

>>35326353
Who is it lad? Give us a hint.

>>35327231
He's got a Scottish accent, I'll say no more.

>>35327294

Probably Mr Skelly, isn't he a bit old for you?

Any of you guys keeping up with new years resolutions you made?
Im hoping to have finished writing a book by the end of 2017, making decent progress

>>35327388
Don't get jealous

orate lads guess who's awake? baz is awake

Who else bullies their parents?

>>35327406
Didn't have one but good on you. Whats it about?

>>35327686
Bully my mum. She had me nicked for it when I was 14 and 17. Criminal convictions.
Still often shout at her and cull her a fat cunt.
I still maintain its her fault though.

>>35327866
Your mum called the rozzers on you? that's cold. My mum came out of nowhere and accused me of stealing from her and kicked me out for 2 weeks

>>35327866
You can get arrested for giving someone grief? Did she not get the banter?

>>35327857
Horror/slasher type story taking place on the first Mars colony
I hope its spooky enough

>>35327866
That's the spirit, I sleep on the sofa because of the poor decisions of my parents so when I want to sleep I go in there and say "out" which makes them leave.

>>35327490
Hiya Barold. Do you know anyone who could sell me a tenbag?

Forgot about mum's birthday, I've fucked it now, best head up to the co-op and get her a card, should I get her some chocolate too?

>>35328010
Chocolate and wine you wee cunt

>>35328010
Go online and you can get her a gift certificate for a day out wine tasting or something. Did that for my mum and she was well chuffed.

>>35327979
orate kid funny u should mention that the bloke who lives in the flat below me has some of that wacky backy up for grabs, not for me though pal i prefer to get me nose round somet that makes my throat tingle and gets me legs moving a bit if u know what i mean oi oi naught nights with the lads

>>35328010
I got mine some champagne and roches.

>tfw like nice cute grill at uni. Cute, nice, friendly, a little geeky, somewhat thicc and a little muscle from gym
>Don't see her frequently enough to get closer to her
>I'm too ugly for her to be interested anyway, and probably not interesting enough to entertain her
>She could easily get with much more attractive guys
>Think about her a lot

Hurts brahs

fuck me theres some posh bastards in here today, i got me mum a 5 quid wh smiths gift card and a dailymail newspaper with a free box of heroes redeemable coupon inside

now im starting to think i might have under done it a bit

>>35328083
>Not getting your mum the best of the best
Shame on you senpai, im getting my mum one of those spa day gift certificates at a lovely place

>>35327294
Not me - he's a cute NEET. I guess you'll find out tonight if it went well

>>35328073

I just want to cuddle her and spend time with her desu
She's so nice and friendly
;-;
Fug, why am i so lonely?

>>35328149
Because you're too scared to act. You'll be alone forever.

>>35315864
>teeth start turning transparent
what does this mean?

>>35328128
She doesn't deserve it, look at you.

>>35328161

I'm not very attractive, and I've never had a relationship or even had a girl interested in me. The fear of rejection is too strong, if I make my interest known I'll lose her as an acquaintance too. Girls.get creeper out by ugly guys liking them

I need to take a bank statement as proof of address, but I've not had a bank statement since 2002. Utility bill is also out of the question because I don't pay the bills.
What can I take?

>>35328188
You can just log into your bank account online and manually print out a new statement

>>35328188
Go to your bank today and ask for a print out of your statement. It will have your address on it too.

>>35328183
me too, it doesn't help that i pretty much have a panic attack whenever a girl speaks to me.

>>35327294
>>35328140

>not scottish
>not a NEET

Nobody ever asks me out ;_;

I fucking hate my neighbours yappy cunt fuck dogs don't shut the fuck up all day.

I hope a loose pit bull jumps their fence and tears the little fuckers in two.

>>35328250
>tfw quite attracted to one of the waifu posters here I talk to but I'm too scared he'd think I'm too ugly
Honestly think I might off myself if I get rejected for that

>>35327963
>>35327916
Yeah matey. Got done for assault, harassment, theft and criminal damage over the two instances.
This is from pushing her off me and throwing an Argos catalogue at her whilst she was slapping me. Calling her a fat cunt on multiple occasions causing her distress. Theft because I apparently tool her money. I never did? And criminal damage because I kicked in a mental bin in the kitchen. Wasn't permanently damaged.
Fucking pigs. Was young and didn't understand the procedure. Waived right for a lawyer and got manipulated into admitting it during police interview.
>can you possibly understand how this might constitute harassment if somebody is continually distressed?
>uh uh. I guess so maybe.
Never again. The guards at the court were like. Jesus why on earth you at court matey. The probation officer was like fuck. I'll let you just see me once in a while. Don't worry about the rest of the community service.
Now I am restricted from a lot of careers. Can't teach in Asia legally.

Reeeee. Blog post.
>>35327910
Jealous matey.

>>35328344
thats what you get for being a twat mate

>>35328198
I don't own a printer

>>35328205
I can't really be arsed to travel all that way to find out I need an appointment or that it will cost me. I'm looking for something else I can use.

>>35328344
>beats up a defenseless old woman
>brags about it on 4chan
just another lowlife druggie

Morning lads. Here for the midday shift. Suddenly got very painfully dry lips. Sad.

>>35328406
you can into your banks branch and they can get one for you matey, phone ahead to check first

>>35328406
Who's your bank?
I use Barclays. There are machines that will print you a statement with your address on. I've used them for the past 5 or so years as I also have no paper bills. It is the account manager. Don't even need to talk to somebody.
I imagine all banks have something similar. But I don't know for certain.

>>35327071
back from therapy.
fucking taxi driver was such a paki, had the smell, the paki music, could barely speak English.
how the fuck do they even get into this country.

all therapy seems to revolve around
>"the world isn't as bad as you see it"
and
>"if you just go out you might like it"

>>35316083
Would I have to go back to one of their caravans after the prom?

>>35328562
Just don't be depressed or dissatisfied lmao how hard is that

>>35326233
Here's your good luck (you), friendo.

Brother has a t-shirt with a skeleton holding guns on it. Who else here /coolbro/?

>>35328606
sounds pretty gay tbch

>>35328562
my parents are trying to get me to go to therapy. i keep telling them that talking to some random guy isn't going to fucking help.

I actually really like therapy. I can say whatever I want for an hour and an attractive older woman has to smile and listen.

>>35328633
it can be useful to talk desu. even if just to find out what it is you want, and the best way to get it.

>>35328633
If I didn't have the therapist I had in 2012 I probably would have killed myself to be honest.

>>35316083
>went to prom
>sat at the table for most of the night
>friend tells me to at least have a short dance for the girl's sake
>walk into a group, start bending my knees and shaking around
>the girl tries to dance with me (she's a pretty decent person)
>random girl comes up and starts grinding on me
>everyone laughs
>go back to table to console myself with food
>all the portions are fucking miniscule

fuck the prom meme. stay at home and play games

>Just come back from doctors to get changed for work
>Decide to look up the pills they gave me for anxiety
>Used for Improvement of social communication skills in people with autism spectrum disorder

T-thanks doc

>>35328658
I'm to anxious to talk. id just sit saying nothing.

>>35328694
>pills they gave me for anxiety
What pills lad?

>>35328712
He said he didn't want to prescribe anything too strong if something weaker might work so he just gave me some beta blockers. Propranolol.

>>35328706
Honestly mate it's their job to talk to you in a way that makes you feel comfortable. You just have to give in to the process. I'm the type of guy that over-analysis and over-prepares every thing he says but I learned to switch that part of me off.

can i turn up to my therapist and tell her all my problems are in the fact i need to work to earn money when im too mentally fucked to handle leaving the house and the concept of working in some shit factory 9-5 6 days a week makes me want to kill my self? can i demand them to hook me up with bennies?

>>35328749
I wouldnt outright say 'give bennies please' but if you stress being too mentally ill/weak to work then you should be alright.

I hate my cats, lads. They're so annoying and cry at me all the time.

>>35328769
so get rid of them

>>35328778
Cant. Live at home. Mummy wouldnt allow it.

>>35328799
>complain about something
>given solution
>I can't

don't complain then

>>35328805
Pretty much what this entire board is mate.

Feeling a horrible sense of dread today lads. No particular reason for it, I'm just visited by these feels. Hopefully it will ease off in a bit.

>>35326535
kek
another 1 bites the dust

>>35328820

Gateshead Femanon from last night here

Its funny how you all jumped on me for refusing anon's date, (because he is unattractive) but you would all refuse to date someone unattractive yourselves.

>>35328948
I didnt jump on you, for what it's worth. I cant be doing with thread drama. But yeah a lot of guys here have double standards when it comes to women.