>that feel when no boy friend bad feel

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>>35207942
Is that Saika Totsuka ?

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>>35207962
>Is that Saika Totsuka ?
he is a very cute boy isn't he

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>>35207942

>tfw gay
>tfw will never have a bf so I could put away my loneliness

I know it won't work out, but it would be nice to feel whole for a little while.

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>>35208025
be my long distance bf anon
do you have a discord or email or something?

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>tfw no bf who holds me tightly at night and opens pickle jars and stuff for me and helps me with my homework and always keeps his cool and is always super nice to everyone

>>35207999
>tfw no one you meet will be a qt trap like Saika

>>35208184
My bf is too dumb to help me with homework.

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>tfw no cute dom bf who gently grabs me and pushes me over after swimming practice and licks the sweat and water off my face

>>35208125

I'm sorry, but I want to be kissed, hugged, cradled and loved in real life. Having an online thing wouldn't slake any of my wants.

But you do look cute because of your anime picture so I am tempted.

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>>35208334
Jesus fucking Christ

at least you knew he was actually a robot and not a stealth normal that lurks around these parts

>>35208283
Doms are not cucks you little faggot, a dom would bend you over and fuck your ass after swimming

>>35208334
If you're homo, why not ask directly for what you want? That's one of the biggest advantages.

Tfw you will never be anons gentle dominant bf

>>35208385
I don't want just sex really
I don't even care about it
I just want someone I can have a fufilling relationship with and date and shit
Sex would be an afterthought. If I wanted sex I could go to at least 3 other normies that want my dick.

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>>35208125
>tfw too old to get a bf
>tfw too old to be cute

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>>35208639

>When you're past gay death

IT'S TOO LATE

>>35208484
What the fuck

why did you delete your post

why was it deleted on the archive as well?

>>35208484
Hello anon.
I am also an individual craving affection, however my typing to you is pointless since I'm too autistic to try and establish contact outside of this site.
Anonymity is safer, I'm sorry for wasting your time.

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>>35208668
time to sudoku

>>35208703
I didn't
wtf

>>35208668
>tfw just hit gay death
>tfw dated pretty hard last year to get my last few times fucking cute boipuss
>Can enter gay death happily and live alone knowing I helped a couple cuteboys feel good before it was too late
Ah, it's like going into retirement, I can just reminisce about my accomplishments

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>>35208717

Witness! I'm killing myself soon. There's no point in being an aging gay. You aren't cute. you aren't desirable. You're a mistake

>Tfw will end up a 40 year old who still wants to trap if I don't kms

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>>35208729
huh

>tfw you met some autistic janny offline who is now doing damage control
lmao

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>>35208765
Holy shit anon I think you're right
what the actual fuck

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>>35208729
>>35208765
>>35208782
oh my fugging god

>>35208484
>>35208729
LMAO please meet him again and keep us updated

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>>35208748
Maybe in the future we will be able to upload our minds into a computer and live happy lives as cute virtual boys, it's my last hope.

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>>35208903
>not already living as a 2D anime girl (3d male)

When is gay death? Will it even happen to me if I'm 27 and still maintain a BMI of 19 by being orthorexic (without the nervosa)?

>tfw no boyfriend
>tfw friend from out of state is coming in tomorrow
>tfw we are going to meet up at his hotel
>tfw he wants to pound my boipucci hard

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>>35208968
>tfw he wants to pound my boipucci hard
how do you know? did you talk about this with him?

maybe a little more than a friend then

>>35208919

Gay death is around 30. Depending on your body type you could maybe coast into your 50s. It hurts bottoms immensely more than it hits tops.

>tfw bf dropped out college because he didn't know how to ask for help and never went back and I want to eventually be with someone skilled but he won't even autodidact for fun.

>>35208992
Nah we are friends, but I haven't seen him in over 2 years because he lives pretty far. He told me he wants to fuck tomorrow when he gets in .

>>35209051
>He told me he wants to fuck tomorrow when he gets in .

how the fuck does this just come up between friends

do you look like a visible homosexual or something

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>>35209069
He was probably making a joke and anon's taking it too seriously.

>>35209069
We're flirty friends. No I'm not flaming just a regular guy. He knows I fuck around with guys sometimes and he's gay so....

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>>35207942
>tfw you don't know any feminine looking boys

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>>35209121
>tfw you aren't a feminine looking boy

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>>35209102
>tfw no flirty friends
>tfw no friends in general

I kinda wish I had someone to hang out with that would occasionally cuddle with me desu

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>>35209197
me too and also i want to kiss their tummy

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>>35209095
really ya think?

origianoi

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>>35209207
Do you keep your bp shaved

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>>35209207
>he doesn't have very lewd talks with his close friends
Neither do I, since I have no friends, hahahaaha.

>tfw don't know if bf is with me only because he's desperate and I'm easy but he'd rather be with a woman

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>>35209242
>tfw will always wonder if any bf I get is just a prison gay desperate faggot

>>35209232
Nah my ass isn't hairy anyway.

Oh I thought this was a """fembot""" feels thread.

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>tfw still in the closet

>tfw feeling more cis the older I get
>tfw I'm that "douchebag" shirtless runner who triggers flabby shits on their drive home

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>>35209296
>tfw not even sure if I should ever come out of the closet

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>have a thing going with a friend who's on the girly side
>kind of want to make it more than just sex
>too scared to come out to everyone I know
I'm not even really sure how to handle this. I feel like I'm leading him on and I don't want to be that guy, even if the sex is great. But I don't know if I'm ready to tell everyone I like guys too and I don't want to hurt him by just breaking it off. It's already edging away from "just sex" towards "boyfriend" but I'm really scared and I just wish it had stayed "friends with benefits".

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>tfw no gymnast bf

why live?

>>35209328
but anon how can you find a cute bf if you don't come out?

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>>35209342
woah there

that's a little TOO gay for me anon
I only like CUTE boys

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>>35209362
>but anon how can you find a cute bf if you don't come out?
being faggy on /r9k/ of course

>>35209296
>tfw everyone thinks I'm gay when actually a renaissance man
>they will never know unless I get a gf
>unlikely because lower ROI

>>35209384
that's what i keep trying but I haven't made any progress :^)

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>>35209512
>that's what i keep trying but I haven't made any progress :^)

I haven't made any progress either but I have a good feeling about today

Should I leave r9k? This place seems lonely and sad...

>>35209336
Believe me. Think about it. Do you want to be his boyfriend?

I had a friend like this. I was afraid of dating him because I was afraid of "coming out" to my family. We end up "breaking it off", but I miss him a lot. Makes me miserable knowing that I let him go because I was afraid.

Be careful to not make a mistake like I did, anon.

>>35209560
Probably. It can be pretty toxic. I met my bf on /soc.

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>>35209531
I'm glad to hear that anon! good luck!

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>>35209639
>I met my bf on /soc.
disgusting

>>35209651
I know. srry.

>>35209572
I definitely get along better with him than I ever got along with any of the women I dated. I guess I'll bring it up to him tomorrow. He's asleep right now and I don't want to wake him up. Incidentally, the fact that he's sleeping in my bed is the kind of thing I meant by "it's edging away from just sex". He leaves things here and sleeps over a lot and stuff. Dangerously close to boyfriend territory for someone with commitment issues like me. If I took what other people would think out of this equation, it wouldn't even be a question, I think. Not ready to go full-on marriage but I could commit to coming home to him every night.

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>>35209679

>tfw no bf to come home to every night

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>tfw would totally date a cute sissy boy but feel like it would make things fucking awkward with my family.

>>35209679
Just let things happen naturally. That's what I would do. Maybe you'll stop thinking about it, give it time. Infatuation is a weird trap.

Also, that's pretty nice. Having someone to come home too, even if he's not your boyfriend.

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>>35209706
>tfw would totally date a cute sissy boy but feel like it would make things fucking awkward with my family.

yeah this would definitely happen for me too...

my family is liberal to some extent, but my parents and grandparents and whatnot definitely are not too socially liberal. They may not be outwardly public about it but they definitely do not like gays (maybe not hate them, but don't like them either)

considering i think marriage is a stupid system just kept around for historical reasons anyways I guess it's not too much of a big deal, other men in my family have stayed bachelors their whole lives

none of this matters if I can't find a bf though

>>35209701
If it makes you feel better, I don't have that yet either. There are a lot of days where it's just me here.
>>35209717
I feel like I should at least tell him that I think I want to take it further. So he knows that I'm willing to make this more.
>Having someone to come home too, even if he's not your boyfriend.
It's nice when he's actually here. There have been days where he had the day off, and I came home to him sitting around with one of my bigger shirts on. It's pretty cute when it happens, but a lot of the time it's just me.

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>>35209280
I envy people like you so fucking much
>tfw someone down the line must have fucked a neanderthal so I'm covered in hair

>>35209819
just shave your ass man

it makes me feel so fucking smooth

>>35209371
I must be pretty gay cause id eat that bussy out

>>35209819
It's really easy to remove with an electric trimmer/shaver. I have a reminder that appears on my calendar whenever it's been more than a week. It's usually closer to two before I get around to it. That's the only time I shower. Keeps my skin great and bf doesn't mind at all. It stays is a nice equilibrium when the microbial balance is not disrupted and it's not overproducing sebum.

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>>35209884
>only shower once every two weeks

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>tfw no cute boyfriend my age to play vidya with and cuddle

>>35209907
>on /r9k/
>filled with autists who try to avoid interaction with humans wherever they
>surprised when some forego showering
You should've smelled me during the summer, would spend my days working, jerking off, working out, and shitposting on 4chan, no where did my schedule accommodate a fucking shower.

>>35209975
>You should've smelled me during the summer, would spend my days working, jerking off, working out, and shitposting on 4chan, no where did my schedule accommodate a fucking shower.

you sound disgusting

cut the work outs and increase showering time

>>35209907
I keep my butthole cleaned and shaved, and I'm skinny and eat right, so it's not a problem. I haven't touched shampoo since 2016. I have a bf who likes how I smell or don't. Washing skin disrupts and agitates shit and makes it get nasty fast. How do you think humans managed to procreate in the past?

>>35209995
That was rude but also accurate, I was disgusting, but I had no one to please so I just didn't.
But now I shower almost everyday, and sadly I have less time to work out and jerk it.
I need to get better at time management.

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>>35210002
>I haven't touched shampoo since 2016.

I tried to do this for a while and it gave me bad dandruff problems

>>35210002
>>35210027
My father doesn't use shampoo, just a bar of soap.
He and I don't have much dandruff.

>>35210051
Shampoo is engineered to be self-necessitating. Strips the scalp so it goes into overproduction, requiring regular shampooing.

>>35210064
Really?
Glad I didn't fall for the shampoo meme.

>>35210082
Probably not originally. Any kind of surfactant will do that to skin. Even Bronner's schizophrenia soap.

>>35210002
post a pic of your butthole pls

origanio

>>35210103
>Probably not originally. Any kind of surfactant will do that to skin. Even Bronner's schizophrenia soap.

how do I wean myself off of the shampoo meme in a fashion that is still hygenic and dandruff free?

>>35210111
There's nothing particularly interesting about my butthole. bf can't fuck it tomorrow because my otherwise perfect Bristol 4s have been having rough and dry front ends that make me bleed a little. I think it's the tablepoon of blackstap molasses I've been having with my oat/chia/fruit breakfast, on top of the cocoa I've suddenly been eating after getting a bunch of really cheap ripe bananas to stuff in the freezer. I've also missed my greens a couple days this week.

>>35210126
idk, maybe ask the folks at /r/nopoo
I do have dandruff sometimes, but it's way better than perma-frizz that makes me look like a tweaker and get carded for buying $10 worth of groceries. the redditors think I'm crazy for not even rinsing. I just rub a towel on it and change my pillow coverings.

>>35210239
>There's nothing particularly interesting about my butthole. bf can't fuck it tomorrow because my otherwise perfect Bristol 4s have been having rough and dry front ends that make me bleed a little. I think it's the tablepoon of blackstap molasses I've been having with my oat/chia/fruit breakfast, on top of the cocoa I've suddenly been eating after getting a bunch of really cheap ripe bananas to stuff in the freezer. I've also missed my greens a couple days this week.

can you translate this to American English

what is a bristol 4 and why do they cause you to bleed

>>35210263
Bristol stool scale. 4 is ideal, but there's been a bit of wide and hard shit coming out first. I'll try quitting the molasses and see if that helps. It's high in iron, and I was having issues with when I took a multivitamin with iron (now only supplementing what doesn't occur in whole foods) and when eating enriched white flour. I already reach my minimum calcium target with just the chia and greens, before even looking at everything else I eat, so I could do without the molasses and its 50 calories.

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>>35210314
just become vegan anon

all your dietary issues will disappear

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>tfw i could be cute boy if not face
LIFE ISNT FAIR

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>>35210382
I am vegan, eating only whole foods most of the time. My shits have been fat and coming out as a single long rope because I squat. But the front ends have been spending a little too much time drying out before exiting this week. I may be eating a lesser volume, because I'm on a slight cut until I see 117.8 once, just in the morning when I'm less hydrated and just shat. Then I'll hold steady or even go up as warm weather activities but on a little more muscle. Should I start cross country skiing next winter?

>>35210496
What's the problem? No jaw?

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>tfw gay but still a sperg and friendless loser so no chance of bf

>>35210634
If you're cute/hot, getting a bf is easier than making a friend. I have a bf but no friends. I've become so accustomed to introversion, I don't particularly want any.

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>>35207942
>ywn have someone to greet every morning, spend the whole day together with then say goodnight to before falling asleep together

>need to make bf gtfo at night because I can't relax and sleep well with him here, even in the other room, and get exhausted and need to spend the whole next day sleeping after he finally leaves

>>35210695
>tfw you do
>he's just an internet friend

>>35210496
You look feminine to me, or at least feminine boy looking.

>>35210496
Are you just fishing for compliments? Are you wanting to look more masculine? If that's what you look like, you just need to show up, on any dating app/site or bar/club, respond, and follow through.

>>35210862
i just want some attention
my parents were not nice to me

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>tfw short, feminine guy
>told i look cute
>one of my hobbies is cycling so I'm fairly lean and thin, have thicker thighs
>but not gay

maybe if i was gay i wouldnt be alone and could have a robot bf

but as is girls dont really want some fucking twink

>>35210950
Lots of women like their long term men lithe/svelte. Your appearance is not the main factor keeping you single. Your defeatist attitude is unattractive.

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>>35210950
That's a cute collar :3

bf got me this one made of pleather/microfiber. I'll need to punch another slot in it so it can go tight enough.

>>35210928
i'll take your virginity faggot

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>tfw you go home and see cute pictures of you when you were a kid
>tfw puberty destroyed you

>>35211138
oh god i know that fucking feeling
it wouldn't be that bad if i wasn't a manlet
manlets should just be fucking sent to the fucking gas chambers
why do the normies keep us alive? just to watch us suffer?

>>35211210
well, I'm not a manlet, but I got a jawline like a little girl
and I constantly look tired

>>35211223
i have the small skinnyfat low testosterone body of a girl and the head of a chad manlet

>>35211238
I'm also low test
wide ass hips
small ass fingers
skinnyfat
terrible at building muscle
I'm like 6 foot and weigh like 150 pounds right now and I still don't look lean

>>35210999
>just BEE urself
>all about confidence
>appearance isn't everything
You couldn't be more normie if you tried.

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>tfw no anon boyfriend to coordinate shitposts with
>tfw no NEET anon boyfriend to clean my apartment while I'm at uni
>tfw no anon boyfriend to pose for your drawings
>tfw no anon boyfriend to hit the gym with
>tfw no anon boyfriend to cook with

>>35211408
>>tfw no anon boyfriend to coordinate shitposts with
>>tfw no NEET anon boyfriend to clean my apartment while I'm at uni
>>tfw no anon boyfriend to pose for your drawings
>>tfw no anon boyfriend to hit the gym with
>>tfw no anon boyfriend to cook with
i think you and other anons as well should post your location maybe

>tfw no cute shy slim robot to cuddle all day wearing nothing but underwear

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>>35211792
>fw no cute shy slim robot to cuddle all day wearing nothing but underwear
>tfw iktf
>tfw I will never cuddle with (You)

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>>35211875
>tfw beds and undies were made for spooning
>tfw no robot to be my pillow

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>>35211897
>tfw you realize you will never actually meet someone from /r9k/

>>35208639
>>35208668
You never know anons, I didn't get a bf until I was 25. I thought I was going to end up a wizard for sure so I stopped taking life seriously and tried to have some fun. Ended up meeting a boy along the way and somehow we fell in love.

>>35211919
pls no murder me with these sadfeels, sempai

>>35208639
I like older guys. Want to be my bf? Im 19 years old...

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I don't want any of you people to be happy honestly

>>35212027
>I like older guys. Want to be my bf? Im 19 years old...
NO lmao

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I WANNA FUCK LINK
I WANNA LICK LINK'S STOMACH
I WANNA SEE LINK DRESSED AS A GERUDO

>>35212027
Only if you have a fetish for being crushed by big bellies.

>>35212266
Artist source ? iqdb gives me nothing and looking for "AB11" neither

>>35212524
try looking for ab11 on pixiv?

>>35212533
Same results, nothing.

>>35212533
>>35212545
@SMaskVXN on twitter

>>35210126
>how do I wean myself off of the shampoo meme in a fashion that is still hygenic and dandruff free?
Shampoo 1 last time then every day instead of using shampoo use a thin comb to massage your scalp and clean your hair while in the shower.
That will wash all the gunge out and your hair will look nice and thick but not feel greasy or smell, but you have to wash every day.

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>tfw no hyper degen qt bf
sexual incompatibility is the reason ill never get one

>>35212972
>hyper degen
Define how much.

>>35213088
>Define how much.
shouldn't have to desu

FAGGOTS ARE UNABLE TO BE A ROBOT
FAGGOTS ARE UNABLE TO BE A ROBOT

LEAVE
LEAVE
LEAVE
LEAVE
LEAVE

GO BACK TO /soc/ FOR YOUR LITTLE FAG WAYS
GO BACK TO /lgbt/ FOR YOUR LITTLE SFW FAG DISCUSSIONS

LEAVE
FUCK OFF FAGGOTS
FUCK OFF FAGGOTS

GO BACK TO /soc/ FOR YOUR LITTLE FAG WAYS
GO BACK TO /lgbt/ FOR YOUR LITTLE SFW FAG DISCUSSIONS

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING FAGS

>>35213099
Well, I think most of us here are pretty degenerate...but ya know, there's always further down the rabbit hole to go, so it helps to indicate.

>>35213182
You are degenerate indeed you filthy faggot. Now go back to /lgbt/ where you belong. Faggots cannot be robots for getting laid as a fag is the easiest thing in the world. Kill yourself or leave this place.

>>35213216
getting laid as a straightfag is just as easy, unless you're a cuck

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>>35213231
This is why you faggots can never be a robot or even identify yourselves as robots. I can't wait until Islam takes over in the west so we can throw you fucking disgusting slobs off flats. You disgust me. Why won't you leave for /lgbt/? They have daily /fag/ threads there. Just leave.

>>35213099
Everything is relative anon.
Maybe you're a complete sick fuck who likes hand holding

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>>35213265
Kill yourself you disgusting fuck. Leave and never return. Don't make me angry. You don't want to see me angry you filthy faggot. rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


LEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


>>>/lgbt/

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>>35213296
I like it here. Good luck making me leave.

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>>35213363
You just wait faggot. Just wait and you'll see...

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>>35207942
>tfw boyfriend of five years and I break up so you fill the void with ecstasy and kinky sex
Feels bad man. Feels real bad.

>>35213431
Holy shit dude just stay with posting anime pictures. You look utterly disgusting. Shave at least. You look like a tramp, a hobo, a person who has not showered for at least three years. Kill yourself as well. Thanks.

> lurk more you stupid fucking newfag

>>35213410
> >lurk more you stupid fucking newfag
> lurk more you stupid fucking newfag

>>35213423
> >>lurk more you stupid fucking newfag
> >lurk more you stupid fucking newfag
> lurk more you stupid fucking newfag

>>35213435
> >>>lurk more you stupid fucking newfag
> >>lurk more you stupid fucking newfag
> >lurk more you stupid fucking newfag
> lurk more you stupid fucking newfag

>>35213412
>manlet degenerates describing how tall an aryan is

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>>35213412
>You just wait faggot. Just wait and you'll see...
I'll show YOU who's the boss of this gym.

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>>35213462
You seem upset, anon.
animeposting is for nerds, I stick to posting my own personal lewds like a GOOD degenerate

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>>35213472
>a faggot calling someone else a degenerate
What the fuck

>>35213497
>lewds
There is a reason nobody is reacting to you except for me, and I do so in utter disgust. You look disgusting. You don't look attractive at all. Just stop posting all together.

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YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg [Embed]

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What do you guys think of my new pants. And yes, I wore this to the gym.

>>35213497
You look very good honey could you post some more of that sweet sweet bubble butt??

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>>35213520
You say that, anon. But I understand the true meaning behind your spiteful posting. It's okay!
Your bullying only makes me harder :3c

And I thought I had seen autism

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>>35213563
OHH SHIT DRUMPF BTFO

BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUTTTT

>>35213564
top kek nice man shoulders

>>35213574
;)

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>tfw no tall intelligent glasses bf that makes up for your stupidity
>tfw no bf to watch anime in bed with
>tfw no bf to go on nightwalks to the convenience store and drink juice in the dark and have nice conversations

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>>35213563
Absolute memecore anon, how dare you wear that in public. Also here's a bad picture taken by a friend while we were rolling and wandering around my town. Very unflattering, but public stuff is fun.
>>35213603
wh- Duh, silly. I do have a male body. As if the penis wasn't what gave it away.

>>35213606
>intelligent
>anime
impossible

>>35213614
Ohhh you're such a dirty little slut. I bet you like doing this. Having this kind of behaviour. I bet you like getting spanked, don't you? You little whore. Do you like to get bullied? Called names? I would like to do that to you. To spank that cute little bubble butt and force my cock inside as I call you the filthy slut that you are. I bet just reading this makes you hard as a rock. If only I could be there to learn you some manners. I would chain you up and you would only call me Sir with a CAPITAL S. That's the only thing you would be allowed to say: ''Yes, Sir''. Damn You look so delicious. Post some more will you? Or else I have to get rough with you. But you would only like that wouldn't you? You little slut. I want to make you MY little slut. Chain you up so you cannot go anywhere anymore. I bet you would like that. Now say: "Yes, Sir'' and post some more pics you hungry slut.

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>>35213606
WE EXIST.


WE'RE JUST....

never in the same place at the same time...

>>35213614
b-butt i did wear that in public. is that weird?

>>35213606
well, i'm smart. i think.

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>>35213586
DRUMPF IS INDEFINATELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUTTTTTT

>>35213614
that's my fetish

regards, fetishfrogs

>>35213614
Where do you live lad? This ally looks like its inside of a dumpster.

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>>35213679
Yea super weird, what a nerd!
>>35213663
Sorry anon I'm too much of a sadboy right now to partake in online lewdness, i just need to be fed more drugs and risque public lewds to quench my sadness!
>>35213738
I cropped the picture pretty hard to not show any identifying stuff, but I live in Hawaii.
>>35213737
:o

>>35213771
You live in Hawaii? And you're posting pictures like these even though you won't partake in online lewdness. What a fucking tease. Hawaii is cool though. Can I visit?

>>35213771
don't call me a nerd!! you me-meanie!

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>>35213815
It's not my fault you wore meme attire in public!
>>35213799
Yes, yes, and yes. It is okay, no one cool here. Feel free! It's been super hot some days and nice others, recently!

>>35213851
b-but i thought the memes would be cute anon. i just want to be cute ;-;

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>>35213869
They're super cute!
Pic related isn't me but it was the lad i went out into public with while on E and did lewd stuff with.

>>35213771
post more public stuff please

>>35213882
why is everyone so hairy on hawaii? have they not heard of razors there?

i like hair

>>35213771
>>35213851
>>35213882
is your life like that tv show rocket power?

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>>35213957
He usually shaves, but his libido has been down lately- until i give him some ecstasy, and he got CRAZY horny and dominant. It was pretty darn fun!
>>35213903
I dont really have anything else ;-; he took a video when he was fucking my throat but it was super dark, just behind some building with no real light to speak of.

>>35213996
>-; he took a video when he was fucking my throat but it was super da
POST VIDEO YOU SLUT

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>>35214008
It is really nothing to see, silly. just a bit of talking and the sounds of me gagging as he's paying more attention to pushing me down on his dong than recording
have a slightly older pic when i was still a soft chubby boy
>>35213982
Goodness, no. That show was awful.

>>35214041
>It is really nothing to see, silly. just a bit of talking and the sounds of me gagging as he's paying more attention to pushing me down on his dong than recording

I NEED THIS VIDEO RIGHT NOW POST IT

I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR IT TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

>>35214084
b-but you can hear me talking in it and my voice is really gross and lame because I'm high and also a boy(male)

>>35214114
but you don't understand. i need that video. i won't mind you see. i've been spanking my meat for the past hour and that video would be perfect to cum to. now post it for me sweetheart.

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>>35214143
>i've been spanking my meat for the past hour and that video would be perfect to cum to. now post it for me sweetheart.
love story of the century

>>35214165
thx baby

irginal

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>>35214143
That's very lewd!
>>35214165
A timeless classic.

>>35214196
>A timeless classic.
I'd say that depends on the conclusion

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You guys are gay. Like really gay.

>>35214249
n-no you

irginal

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>>35214249
Yes.
>>35214207
With me passing out in my unmade and messy bed, fleeing once more and considering if my room will fall into an even greater mess or if I'm going to get off my sadboy butt and do something about this trainwreck surrounding me.

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I'm going to post my feels so I can worry about something else.
>tfw no cute boys in my city
>tfw already a 22 yo virgin and I have 0 interest in trying to meet new people
>tfw will neve have sex with a few cute boys before finding a gf
And I'm not even cute, just skinny and weird

>>35214387
I am in the same situation but I am 21 years old. I just want to be hugged by some cutie and that's it. I don't need anything else but cute cuddles. I am also the same on the looks department (skinny etc.)

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>>35214387
>>35216006
We should start a gang of gay skinny virgins, I'm turning 20 at the end of the month.

>>35216054
this would seem like a good idea. ''the gang of skinny perma virgins''

does anyone itt want to cuddle?

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>>35216099
Can't stay a virgin if I meet other anons.
So yeah the gang of skinny perma virgins is a fitting name

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>>35216350
>Can't stay a virgin if I meet other anons
Am I the only person on /r9k/ who is not even interested in sex anymore except for cuddles? and except for giving a blowjob. I really want to give someone a blowjob i just want to say to someone that i love him and receive some cuddles.

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>>35216401
You've gotta be more creative anon, sex while cuddling is possible.
a 69 would be interesting too

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWXPxn_Mkns

>>35216425
I wouldn't mind 69. That would be nice. We would still be virgins though. But there is nothing wrong with fooling around while cuddling under a blanket right?

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It's not too late to repent, brothers.

>>35216469
>But there is nothing wrong with fooling around while cuddling under a blanket right?
Even if there was, should we even care ?

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>>35216564
N-no. I wouldn't. I want it to be wrong.

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You know this isn't right or healthy, Anon.
Think about what you're doing to yourself.

>tfw come to this thread for cute sad feels
>tfw some weird druggie retard is ruining it with his stupid photos and weird fetish
FUCK OFF YOU SCUMBAG
YOURE HUMAN TRASH YOU DONT DESERVE TO BE IN THESE THREADS

>>35216787
i get that you mean this filthy degenerate?

>>35213431
>>35213497
>>35213564
>>35213614
>>35213771
>>35213851
>>35213882
>>35213996
>>35214041
>>35214196
>>35214326

I want him banned as well.

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>>35216675
Just think of it as cuddling anon.

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Seriously.
So many people would be so worried about you if they knew about this.
Have you ever stopped to think how this affects your mental health?

>>35216830
That's a cute picture. I would like that.I want to cuddle with you and go further. Maybe touch dicks and suck

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You would be so much happier if you'd quit all this.
You could create real, wholesome relationships.

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>>35216911
Good, that's the right first step.

I wish I could be cute but I stupidly decided to enlist. Aged about 30 years from going to bumfuckistan and nobody likes big masculine bottoms ;w;

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>>35216492
>>35216728
>>35216876
>>35216940
Normalscum took over the Deus Vult meme
I N A C C E P T A B L E

>>35217013
I'm glad. What is the second step, baby?

I can't get the idea of some of you posters being obese, creepy, or straight up ugly but hide behind anime posts out of my mind.

>>35212266
>I WANNA FUCK LINK
>I WANNA LICK LINK'S STOMACH
>I WANNA SEE LINK DRESSED AS A GERUDO
this
all this

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>>35218032
better than the "trap" meme