/britfeel/

August?

TRUCKING AUGUST?!?

>>35173398
>tfw the only heatwave is in my pants

>>35173398
Nigga what the fuck is this? Delet this right now

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Can't wait to see your shitty country become America's cuck.

Trump has got you British faggots under his heel now with your fucking stupid Brexit, you dumbasses.

Yap yap, little puppy dogs. You're the most cucked nation in the world! Prepare to suck the USA's big hard dick!

>>35173398
Always wondered, why is there always a thread specifically for brits here? What's the origin? Feel free to call me a newfag.

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>>35173447
>that arab behind the float

>>35173447
Good for chaos

>>35173447
Shoo now, go to brit/pol/ and shti them up.

>>35173460
There isn't going to be any chaos.

Trump is going to give the orders and you cuckolds are going to obey.

>>35173447
>become America's cuck.
Joke's on you, we've been America's cuck for decades now

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snek a cute

Do not forget to leave an egg under your pillow this evening for the pancake fairies.

>>35173478
Where are you from? Just out of interest

>>35173451
Because a high majority of this board is muricans who don't understand our depressing ways, so we've congregated to have our own little spot.

>>35173505
The Great State of Texas son.

>>35173520
go to /pol/ we dont care about politics here.

>>35173451
There's just the right amount of people here to keep a general going, but small enough so that it isn't too fast and you can talk about anything, also as everyone here is from the UK (obviously) which is a small place so it is easy to talk about anything thats going on in our lives.

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>>35173482

his enthusiasm gone, might just go back to bed.

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>>35173482
>>35173558
>tfw you'll never breed that snek pussy

>>35173538
You will care when Trump bends you over and fucks you in every hole you've got, son.

God bless America! God cucks England! Actually you faggots cuck yourselves. Weak. Weaklings.

>>35173398
Jesus fucking christ could have saved us from this shite thread if I'd just got home ten minutes earlier

>>35173398
Really feeling this heat wave lads...

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>>35173558
>>35173564
good to see fellow fans of the snek

>>35173447
If only they had checked the box to vote but instead they made a float.

>>35173567
trump likes the uk. he is more likely to help us.

>>35173609
Oh man, you think Trump gives a shit about your crappy little island?

You're a joke to him. He engineered the whole Brexit thing. You ever heard of divide and conquer?

He's fucked you and you like it! Now we dominate you completely, ya braindead cuck.

>>35173567
>You will care when Trump bends you over and fucks you in every hole you've got, son.
what do you even think he is going to do?

Being mates with America has always worked out for us.

You sound like those people in the states calling him a Nazi because they got memed by the twitter hivemind and protesting like retards wrecking the place then wondering why they get arrested.

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>>35173632
please enlighten us to his master plan

>>35173632
Hhmmm yes fuck me hard daddy trump

I hate work but I hate being alone on the weekends. I'm conflicted lads.

>>35173451
>why is there always a thread specifically for brits here?
where else can we talk about the shocking price of Freddos and what takeaway we're gonna get on friday night.

>>35173632
why are you edgy? im not even going to waste time arguing with you. you're either retarded, or trolling.

>>35173655
i can relate lad, didn't even speak to a single person this weekend. but dreaded work this morning.

>>35173635
>>35173640
He's going to use his trade power over you to put America first. You don't have any power now. You've got no one to trade with, you need us.

And your weak woman prime minister (pathetic that you cucks let a woman rule over your ass) came over to DC, cap in hand, begging for a bone from your new lord and master Trump.

I laughed out loud when I saw that bitch with her begging bowl.

Fucked up massively at work today, it's going to come back to bite me in a few days

Failed my quality assessment

Looked like an idiot in front of 5 of my superiors multiple times, different occasions for each one

Normie sitting next to me keeps talking to me, he's nice, calls me a "G", I smile, can't reply

Worst thing though was hearing my voice played back to me
I sound like a typical and worst kind of paki
I don't understand why though, j used to be told I spoke different/posh when I was younger
This is what makes me want to kill myself

>>35173666
Nice satanic trips.
I hate my job but really like the people I work with. I've been looking for a new job. I've applied for a job rigging massive tents at festivals and such, and I'm applying at garden centres and the like.
I want a way less stressful job and am willing to take a pay cut to get it

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guys, I need all your (You)s. I can't tell you why but it's important

Can i get some (you)'s please?

>>35173698
Do a recording of your voice for us. Just a few words. Would love to hear it.

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>>35173564

>pussy

*cloaca

Might get myself a pair of tims, lads

>>35173729
All I have is a cheap Amazon tablet

>>35173698
What's job do you have lad?

35173721
No (you)'s for (you)

This is an original comment. Honestly.

>>35173713
I like my job and the people there I'm just fucking burnt out, keep taking time off but it doesn't seem to be helping.

>>35173398
Oh god, you're bringing back memories of the heat last summer. It was fucking awful.

>>35173749
Cal centre

It's a good one too and my coworkers are really nice, so is management, super soft

Had an hour long call today that almost made me cry

>>35173763
We're just 2 robots in the same boat. I had to take time off in Jan after bursting into tears in my managers office. Today I punched my laptop and broke the screen, had to tell them I dropped it.

>>35173777
Is it a high class place?

>>35173777
>Had an hour long call today that almost made me cry

tell us about it, lad. would love to hear about your day.

>>35173746
Doesn't it have a microphone?

Brits have no culture.

>>35173760

fuck (((you))) m9

>>35173777
Do you say your name is John. We all know it's not really John, I don't mind that you're called sanjeev or pajeet or something. I mind that I'm being lied to.

>>35173632
go shit up /pol/ with this pathetic trump bollocks

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>>35173746
>cheap Amazon tablet

Lads I had a job interview that I thought I did pretty good on and she said I'd here back "one way or the other" early this week, but I got nothing back today. I'm so depressed about it and my anxiety can't take this, what do I do?? I really really want this job but got some bullshit questions like "where do you see yourself in 10 years" and "you have so much experience, why do you want this entry level position" that I think I fucked up.

FUCK
doushiou

>>35173845
Early this week is up to Tuesday. Start worrying tomorrow night x

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>>35173845
>"where do you see yourself in 10 years"

des

>>35173777
Update your blog poley

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My dad is obsessed with every famous and semi-famous person he's ever met.

When I brought Shipman up in conversation he once told me how he met him on the day of my Uncle's wedding and gave him a Jump start. Having looked up the date of all Shipman's patients deaths, there was a death on the same day as my Uncle's wedding.

My father may have indirectly helped Shipman carry out one of his murders

>>35173845
don't panic yet lad, leave it till wednesday afternoon and if you still haven't heard anything then get in touch and tell them you just wanted to check up on it because you have another offer on the table but would rather work there

Think I finally need to move out lads. Dads being a little bitch moaning to my mum that I stay up til 7am and need to get a job. Why do I need to sleep at a certain time when I have no obligations?

Is living alone better?
Can't stand people thinking they should have control over my life because they are older.

>>35173900
>Is living alone better?
it's heaven mate

>>35173900
They don't think they have control cos they're older. It's cos you're living in their house. Move the fuck out

>>35173896
your dad is trying to tell you that the work of shipman lives on through him

>>35173896

My father's cousin was a famous murderer, and there was a national campaign for him not to get the death penalty

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Ingram

>>35173866
Right?
>where in 10 years
>happy pls

>>35173398
Vardy kek cunt

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>>35172615
Yeah a couple of times now! Was bretty good.
Ahh that sounds like fun, hope you have a good time tonight!
You're right about mushrooms, they're the devils vegetable as far as I care. Don't trust them as far as I can chuck them (in the bin)
Thanks for the well wishes buddy, really appreciate it!

>>35172634
Not trying to insult your intelligence but have you tried doing it piece meal?
Just do a little bit every day until you get it done for Friday.
Hope it's not too overwhelming for you, friendo.

>>35173721
Here (You) go!

>>35173926
Nah but I'm paying a fair amount of rent, living off my savings from work. I'm quiet as fuck of a night. Just read basically. I've told them that soon I will get a job again but I wanted time off working since I can afford it. I get you though, suppose as long as I stay here they'll be the boss of me. Need to move out asap.

Why was superhans the way he was, lads?

ordered a pixel today of google store just realised its shipping from Ireland. are they UK tax dodgers?

>>35173998
of course they are desu

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>>35173977
>You're right about mushrooms, they're the devils vegetable as far as I care

>mushrooms
>a vegetable

>>35173992
Drugs.
Just drugs and growing up bored in a shithole.

t. someone who did a lot of drugs and grew up bored in a shithole.

>>35173992
his underground boxing empire went to shit when peterson got arrested

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The so-called "pension pot".

>>35173992
got a mate exactly like him, drugs

>>35173991
Just pay rent to a landlord and he won't give you a load of hassle about when you get up and when you sleep.

To be fair, most normies will think you are mental for taking time off work just to sit around the house.

>>35174015
so the 119 quid vat i got charged goes to Ireland? fucking cunts pay your taxes

>>35174042
Why the fuck do you have it in a mutual fund instead of an index fund?

Are you thick?

>>35174058
Get a job before you tell anyone to pay taxes, you've got 18 grand scrounged money in the bank you shameful shirker.

>>35174072
It's a workplace pension; I don't allocate the funds I just put ~125GBP a month into it which my employer matches.

>Are you thick?
Yes; I keep my own personal savings in a Cash ISA.

>>35174058
nah mate it goes to California via the double dutch irish sandwich

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>>35174086
>Get a job before you tell anyone to pay taxes, you've got 18 grand scrounged money in the bank you shameful shirker.

>p

>>35174095
I suppose it's worth it if they are matching up the funds.

Cash ISA is ok for keeping an emergency fund. But once you've got more than 6 month's expenses in there, start putting it into a Vanguard index fund.

my weedman isn't answering his phone and no one else has a decent number fuckin reeeeeeeeee

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I FINALLY FOUND A GIRL WHO LIKES FAT GUYS AND MY INTERNET GOES OUT

SHE SHOWED ME HER TITTY AND SHE WANTED TO VOICE CHAT WITH ME WHILE SHE MADE HERSELF CUM


WHY DO I HAVE THIS SHITTY FUCKING LUCK

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35174054
Yea, all my coworkers couldn't understand it when I said I was quitting without having a job in place.

>>35174130
It's not his fund, it's a fucking workplace pension He can't withdraw the money before retirement age

>>35174137
Don't worry mate what's her number/fb I'll let her know you're still interested.

>>35174137
Has she disappeared now your internet is back up?

>>35174137

was that you on omegle just now?

>>35174130
Which vanguard index funds? People on reddit are saying to put it in vanguard lifestrategy, but I think that's a mutual fund. The fee doesn't seem too bad though

>>35174148
I met her on omegle, my internet is back now but she had to leave......

Fuck my life i fucking hate it

I had it right there, I was about to have the best wank I'd had in months listening to some girl frig herself and of course this shit happens

>>35174182
Not just on Omegle, we'd started talking on google hangouts after that but couldn't get it to work, we were going to try something else when my internet went down. When it came back up I got messages from her saying she had to leave.

>>35174219
That's ok lad you've got her contact details, she'll be back.

>>35174200

I was just on omegle text chat, and this guy kept saying something like "were you just with the guy, my internet is back up now"

>>35174200
this has happened to me a few times too lad.

half the time when i meet a horny girl on omegle they disconnect before i cum, or they wont show their pussy and will just want to watch me cum.

>>35174237
Yes but I'm not home alone often and I suspect this was a one time "i was horny in the bath" type of thing. I don't think chances like this happen twice, next time I talk to her it'll be "Oh I was just horny, you got me really wet and I wanted to do it then but I have a clear head now blah blah blah"

>>35174198
Lifestrategy is very good. It's a basket of different index funds, so it's diversified.

>>35174137
a couple of months ago i met a girl on here who added me on skype. she liked me, talked to me, sexted me, sent me nudes and I sent her nudes. but I fucked it up. I opened up to her too much and dumped my problems onto her. I pushed her away and I really fucking regret it. she was the only girl who has ever shown any interest in me

>>35174130

This is retarded /biz/ tier advice.

>>35174266
not trying to disappoint but it might not happen again. usually girl i meet like this wont do it a second time because they are not horny. girls are not like guys, we can get horny in an instant but they cant.

>>35174266
If you got her horny once you can do it again.

Sounds like she isn't the type to get much attention from the opposite sex herself.
>>35174278
At least you learned a lesson.

>>35174289
If you've got a better idea feel free to share it. Although I suspect that you don't have a clue, otherwise you'd already have said something different.

>>35174278
us guys can be weird like that. i mean we can tell girls are feelings a shit after we have done sexual stuff with them because it makes us feel like we can trust them. i have learned to not do it because its always a red light for the girl

>>35174274
There's different levels of risk with it as well. Would you say putting money into the one which is 100% stock market and no bonds is better since I'm young or should I do a split?

anyone know if Westons Scrumpy Cloudy Cider is bearable to drink?

6L for 18 quid on amazon and im very interested in that

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>>35174324
who am i supposed to tell my fucking feelings to then

>>35174357
It's what the Queen serves at garden parties

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>Be the anon who is obsessed with Serial killers/Mass Murderers
>One of my own relatives has a page on Murderpeida.

http://murderpedia.org/male.I/i1/ingram-nicholas-lee.htm

Unfortunately I can't find much information on him at all, apart from a wikipedia page and a youtube clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cKcQ3lYZS0
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Ingram

>>35174340
Depends how much money you have elsewhere and what kind of taste you have for risk.

If you have a decent amount of money somewhere else (like in an ISA) and you're under 30 then I'd recommend 100% stocks.

Otherwise do 80/20.

>hear a knock at the door
>answer it, a woman is standing there with a takeaway
>hands me the food
>doesnt ask for money, just leaves
>2x donner meat with chips, 2 cans of coke and 4 cookies

feel like ive won the lotto lads

>>35174368
dont know, lad. i know how you feel though.

>>35174317

Not gambling your money on stocks, especially an index fund. Maybe 20% if you like a bit of risk, but certainly not 100%

>>35174425
Congrats on nicking someone's dinner you fucking scumbag

Shit lads. Just been told by my uncle that he has paid for me to go to my cousin's fiance's stag do. My excuse was that I couldn't afford it.

Now I have to spend two days tank paintballing, pub crawling, going to lap dancing clubs and spending time with 15-20 chad normies who will be on the punching machines in bars, bragging about pulling women and spend the entire time treating it like a dick measuring contest. Someone fancy killing me instead?

>>35174444
its not my fault they fucked it up, and the person will just phone up and get it delivered again anyway

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>>35174446

I've got you covered anon

>>35174446
sounds fun. i will go instead if you want

>>35174324
I've talked to about 6 different girls this year but I've fucked it up with all of them. I think my problem is I'm a meet with no self esteem so firstly I have nothing but movies and computer games to talk about and secondly I get clingy and I automatically assume that they hate me and don't want to talk to me if they go even a day without messaging me. I need a clingy girl.

>>35174437
What do you think will happen? These funds always gain over time. Find me one that hasn't.

And what do you mean "especially an index fund"? You think betting on individual stocks is a better idea?

You don't have a clue mate.

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How do I get a Slav gf?

>>35174446
Just don't bother turning up. Is it that hard?

>>35174468
>its not my fault they fucked it up

You could have said "I didn't order anything", they'd have rang and got the right address
You just nicked someone's dinner

>>35174130
>Vanguard index fund

What even is this

How can you be sure it isn't a pyramid scheme?

>>35174468
you have been a bad lad. no way of justifying it. you should of told the women she made a mistake, now she could get fired. you're a bad egg, and i am ashamed of you.

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>mfw got a comfy job by forging a form on GIMP
>mfw Normie's are dumb

>>35174523
A pyramid scheme? Are you out of your mind?

Lads, if I go to the gp to get tested for bum cancer, what are the odds that they'll insist on sticking their hand up there?

Is there any other way that doesn't involve getting brutally fisted?

>>35174516
>>35174525
bet you two told the teacher that she forgot to collect the homework at the end of class too you fucking prefects
im gonna enjoy my free dinner

>>35174538
What's going on in that image? I have no clue what hats those are.

>>35174554
100% chance that they will be bum spelunking. Been through it myself.

>>35173892
Done

>>35173826
I wish I could
I have difficulty saying my name for some reason

>>35173799
It's modern and progressive

>>35173809
I blogged it

>>35173818
Can't see one

>>35174576
will they notice and/or comment on how loose my boipucci is?

>>35174560
I think its Pharisees with the big hat.

>>35174560
bro do you even /gsg/?

>>35174554
what makes you think you have botty cancer?

>>35174486
a lot of people like us are the same. i have dated a few girls but i didnt know what to say half of the time and they basically said there wasnt a connection after a few dates. most of my time is spent reading weird books or talking shit to my friend. with normies fellas i can always talk shit about something but with women i dont even know what to say.

>>35174576
There's got to be another way. I'm not going to make an appointment if that's what they'll do.
There must be another way. There's all sorts of technology.

>>35174502
They probably said the same thing in 1980's Japan

>>35174587
How tight/loose/moist/completely ruined your boipucci is is irrelevant. They will perhaps notice, but not comment.

>>35174502

Stock markets fall, if you want to cash out and can't wait another 5 years (assuming you've been waiting 5 already) it's pointless.

I think in 2008 many funds lost about 30%+ with fees on top.

>>35174591
Clearly not. What is /gsg/?

>>35174580
If it's a Kindle Fire, you have a microphone.

>>35174555
that is completely different, that would mean me being hated by the class. you are fucking up peoples lives simply because you want to be greedy. just admit that you're a mean bastard.

>>35174624
curiosity killed the cat, lad

>>35174616
No matter what lad something will be going up there. There will be an initial examination with a finger, then perhaps a colonoscopy if needed.

>>35174643
If I'm the cat in that proverb tell me. I want to die.

>>35174622
It's not for only investing for 5 years. It's for long term investing.

>>35173593
this float was made by some germans in Dusseldorf you fucking retard

ill admit that sure, but i havent ruined their lives, calm down
they will get their dinner an hour late, boohoo

>>35174645
Looks like I'll be dying, then. Oh well. I've had a good run.

>>35174607
Guts hurt. Have been hurting for a long time. Sometimes almost doubled over in pain when it really starts cramping. Stomach often seems pretty bloated, too, and hasn't reduced in size regardless of exercise.
Probably IBS but if a doctor's gotta go climbing up my arse with a torch and camera, then fuck it.

>>35174580
>I sound like a typical paki

We've been telling you that for years.

>>35174425
Maybe someone ordered it for you lad.

can i borrow 30 quid please

>>35174662
How long then?

You're saying that you shouldn't have more than 6 months cash in an ISA, lets say 12,000

What if I want 100,000 to be available in 4 years? The fund may have fallen then, and I'd have been better off leaving it in a current account.

>>35174699
meant for>>35174640
origamidesu

Sup numpties

>>35174725

What for?

oregonaons

>>35174643
>curiosity killed the cat
But satisfaction brought him back

want to play some disc jam lads, if you playing get in here now

>>35174758
socks and food

asked like 6 threads back, someone said they'd give it to me but i haven't heard anything

What I love about /britfeel/? You can have two hugely different discussion at once. Tonight, investing money and nicking takeaways.

>>35174726
>How long then?

At least 20 years. This is under the assumption you are saving for retirement.

>What if I want 100,000 to be available in 4 years?

That's a special case lad. In that situation you need a short-term bond. You could get a fixed rate of about 1.40%

>>35174622
The whole point of investing in index funds is that its a long term plan. The average historical return has been around 7%. You can only really go off this to predict future returns and know that is your best chance at gaining value. Sure the markets could dip be on a decline for a year, 5 or 10 but if you're investing for 30 years thats irrelevant. It will even back out in the end. To minimise risk as you come closer to retirement age slowly shift your assets into more concrete areas with less risk. Sure nothing is guaranteed, the markets could fall indefinitely but then the world will be in a pretty sorry state anyway.

Alternatively you can always use your mattress.

>>35174425
Knowing it isn't for you and taking charge of it is theft.
Have fun when she comes back with some boys to take the order back.

>I also made two massive fuck ups, one resulted in an email being sent to everyone but noted that if it happened again that would be when people were hunted down. The other fuck up will be discovered in a few days, no way to justify doing it, lying or why I didn't ask for help to correct it.

I've worked in my call centre for 9 months poley and I've only been caught fobbing customers off once and it was right at the start. You need to learn to really perfect your white lies.

Always leave yourself wiggle room. Use word like "hopefully", "should", "I think", "my understanding of it is".

Also I warned you call centres were tough environments... >>>/int/70380240

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I didn't think twice about living a reclusive, loner lifestyle. I was done with trying to be a normie and I thought I really didn't care, but idk lads.

Every once in a while I see my old mates from secondary school and it makes me feel like shit for a few days. I feel like they're only seeing me for the same reason grandchildren see their grandparents. They feel they have to. I hate having to lie about having mates at uni, and they're all going on holidays, doing well and having fun lives while I'm doing fuck all with my life. All of my friends are full blown normies now even chads, and I'm sat here fapping to shota

/blog sorry its long

>>35174802

For retirement fund specifcally, I can agree there,but you don't want your entire earnings to be retirement.

Maybe 10% for retirement and then 90% just in medium/short terms bonds.

>>35174699
>they will get their dinner an hour late

yeah but you have no idea what peoples situation is, they may not have an hour to spare, and as i said, the girl could get fired. what if the girl gets fired, has no money to pay rent, and becomes homeless? think lad.

>>35173482
very nice
>>35173977
i always spread out my workload and my loads on lads.

mental lads i'm hungry and need a wank...

>>35174801
>>35174802
>20 years
>30 years
Not that guy but fuck investing.

>>35174801
>>35174802
>20 years
>30 years
Take a look at the Nikkei. That's what is coming to the west soon and if you invest now you're wasting your money.

>>35174855
im thinking m8
and i am struggling to care

Whats the point of a pension? Especially an earnings linked pension

When you're 65, you've already got a mortgage free house, and your expenses are pretty low. I could easily manage on the basic state pension assuming I had no rent.

>>35174870
You're going to be old anyway unless you die early. May as well be old and rich. My parents are at the age where if they'd invested 10% of their income into an index fund their whole life they would now be quite wealthy. They are still very much alive, have hopes, fears, regrets but they are poor and their situation is made a lot worse by it.

Rich Robot > Poor Robot

>>35174855
If it was a guy sure, but honestly mate why do you care? She will only get another job or find some beta provider, she won't even have to live with the consequences of her incompetence.

>>35174909
And what if you needed to buy a new car or wanted a holiday?
Or maybe you didn't want to have to shop at Aldi forever?

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>>35174902
Looks alright to me.
>>35174909
There isn't going to be a state pension by the time we are 65.

Or if there is, I don't want to rely on it. It's much better to rely on your own strength than someone else's kindness.

>>35174933
Your parents lived in a time of economic growth, there's no guarantee we will.

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>>35174960
Now pull it back to 1989.

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>>35173736
>>35173579
>>35173564
>>35173558
>>35173482
I want to Cum inside you loads and loads.

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>>35174960
>1 year
C'mon buddy. Its going nowhere.

>>35174937
If she is working in a take away place, I doubt she has many other options. And people don't like living their life depending on others.

I care because it's a shit attitude to have, and it should be shamed

yesss got some dank stuff in, time to hang out my window and have a spliff, it's a bit rainy outside and my housemates throw a fit if i smoke in my bedroom

>>35175014
And you should be shamed for contributing to this attitude that women can do no wrong. If it was a guy I doubt you'd care, you'd say he should take responsibility for fucking up.

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>>35174986
So which part is coming to the west? Let's look at the FTSE.

That chart looks absolutely nothing like this chart. If there was a massive bubble then I'd agree with you.

>>35175054
>I get to eat free donner kebab and hate women at the same time

Truly the robot's dream.

Is it a bad idea to do acid alone? I've done it a few times already, but googling it has worried me.

I've got it into my head that if I do it alone I will have some deep introspective experience that might sort myself out or something

>people discussing investments and pensions
>filled with dread and hope I die in a decade or 2 and never have to worry about it

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THIS POST REMINDED YOU OF THAT IDEA AGAIN.

POST IT.

the robot spectrum

>>35175094
I asked the same thing yesterday. I'm pretty depressed so I'm worried I'll have a nightmare of a time

>>35175066
Look at that 2000, imagine putting in your life savings on promises of 8+% year average returns and being no better off 17 years later. If you invest in the stock market now you are a fool.

>>35174841
Give it another 5-10 years lad, most of them will be divorced and just as miserable as you.

REEEEEEE MUMMY THROUGH AWAY MY MISSED DELIVERY SLIP
How the fuck do I get my parcel now?

>>35175122
Been watching the argument and it seems like you have a good point. Where would you suggest I put my money instead?

>>35175158
Who delivered it?

>>35175054

Now you're just projecting. I would say exactly the same thing if it was a guy, and i never said women can't do wrong. Obvs she fucked up but we all make mistakes sometimes and she may not deserve repercussions when she could of been informed of her mistake and learned that way.

>>35175175
>Who delivered it?
Royal Mail. I dont even know what it was.

>>35175195
You can't pick it up without the "Something for you" card but try this http://www.royalmail.com/personal/receiving-mail/redelivery

Oh no guys some paki might have 8 quid deducted from her cash in hand wages. The fucking horror.

>>35174933
Be poorer for 50 years so you can be a bit richer for 10 years?

I don't know, man. Also, the world changes a lot.

>>35175166
Buy tendies in aldi areas. Sell them in waitrose areas

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>want to visit my parents
>have a bruise on my face and I know my mum would freak out.
Feels bad

>>35175195
You can go to your local sorting office with an ID and your address, might take then a while tho

>>35175166
No idea man, I'm just taking Martin Shkreli's position that the stock market is not necessarily going to go up forever. Bonds or REITs I guess.

>>35174542

Are you out of yours? Giving your money to unscrupulous men in suits in London skyscrapers

>>35173567

Did you come in here and start to be super rude because someone ruined your thread on "le best board" it's all just hot air over their m8

>tfw didn't put an early, massive bet on brexit or trump being elected
>missed out on becoming rich as fuck

>>35175141
At least they experienced some semblance of happiness

I see what you're saying though, hopefully by then I'll have everything sorted and be better off, but the way I'm going that doesn't seem likely.

Anyone ever just forget who they are? Like not forget but I'll be walking and suddenly feel like I'm just a gopro instead of a person.

I've deleted my tinder. I've had no fucking matches. I refuse to believe I'm that ugly. I see fat ugly chavs with gfs all the time. how do they do it and I can't? maybe it's because I look about 15. I might have more luck if I try again in 5 years and I actually look like an adult.

>>35174986
>when the bubble burst

Yeah not eactly a trend you retard. It's in line with growth ignoring that.

>>35175310
>tfw was going to put a thousand quid on trump winning
>tfw I doubted the POTUS

>>35175231
How did you get a bruise lad

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Got VERY nostalgic about Sixth Form yesterday boys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKz6r7y0cuA

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Lads, now that everyone is talking about investments I need some advice.

I bought this tracksuit on Gumtree the other day. I'm hoping to sell it on for profit. Can anyone put a price on it?

I asked my roommate Tomasz if he had any advice but he doesn't know.

>>35175352
Got suckerpunched by some punk

>>35175310
I bet 50 quid on trump but I didn't read the small text and it turns out you can only use the result money on online betting. I was so fucking pissed.

>>35175336
You know what that massive bubble looks like?

Property prices in England.

>>35175312
it's called depersonalization

>>35175331
the girls on tinder have extremely high standards. unless you're an 8/10, you have to at least have a a really good bio with interesting pictures. im at least a 7 and i barely get any matches, like literally, i am lucky if i get one, and its usually a fat chick/

>>35175366

wear it and threaten shopkeepers for free white lightning, sell or drink white lightning

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>>35175366
Any one who wears that will look like savile

>>35175366
who the fuck would buy that? jimmy savile?

>>35175336
Good thing we can all time bubbles and dips then

>>35175365
Skins has no resemblance to reality though.

>>35175410
You must be deluding yourself that you're at least a 7.

I'm ugly as fuck and I got no end of matches on Tinder. Around 2-3 a day.

>>35175366
>tracksuit
noncesuit you mean

>>35175312
>>35175400

yep, depersonalization (someone told me it was called "passenger syndrome" too but im not sure) its scary as fuck, im 27 now and the last episode i had i was still in primary school, cant tell you how glad i am that i dont still get it as an adult

>>35175449
>You must be deluding yourself that you're at least a 7.

nah, girls and guys often tell me i am good looking, and i have been modeling jobs, and i can get girls easily in real life. im probably more like an 8 desu. dont know why i barely get matches. pictures and bio are probably boring.

>>35173482
>>35173558
>>35173564
>>35173579
>>35173736
more snek fans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJCZSys0zPw
>>35174988
you saying you want to come inside another anime gril that's not your waifu?

>>35175503

no homo, but maybe youre too good looking, tinder sluts, and women in general, alot of the time they like men that wont stand up to them, that wont stop them from going out, getting wasted, nibbling chads foreskin, etc. I personally have met 3 couples who are like i just described, really nice looking, but staceyish girls with ugly as fuck guys who have the personality of bricks

>>35175433
It's the idealised teenage experience over-dramatised, with enough tender moments you can relate occasionally with.

>>35175482
Yea its scary when it happens. Get it basically every day. Makes me wonder what it means to be an individual.

>>35175209
Thanks lad. Looks like it'll be ok. I bet it's something shit after all this.

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So get this.

My friend asked me to have sex with his girlfriend.

He's not a cuckold and doesn't want to be around to see it, but he is just a low energy no sex drive guy and his gf is a fuck machine, loves sex and and is really In to me.

For a while she's been trying to fuck me but I played it off, not wanting to upset my friend (my oldest friend actually) but tonight he admitted he wants his gf pleased and she wants me.

I feel dirty lads. Its the fantasy of degenerates to fuck another mans gf but when its your friend asking for it because he'd rather just fall asleep after drinking it feels wierd.

She already tried to fuck me when I was drunk and the the threw of us were sleeping in her bed.

Make no mistake, she's a little goddess and her ass tits and face are so fuckable but it all feels so wrong.

Any cuckee anons know this feel? She's a little sexy bitch but it all feels so weird and degenerate.

>>35175611
How can you not know what package you've ordered though?

>>35175613
Just fuck her you faggot. Why is this up for debate?

>>35175366
You need a picture of it being worn by a beautiful Polish lass with big tits who clearly isn't wearing a bra

Fashion is an industry where buyers need to picture themselves in the garment and looking fabulous

>>35175613

put the feelings aside lad, shag her and get some pics for us if you can, if you dont rail her then youll just regret it, no one lies on their death bed and wishes they had less sex (except Freddy Mercury obviously)

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fuck these stupid threads stop making them

im british but these threads are the cancer of r9k

kill yourselves all of you

>>35175613
>He's not a cuckold

I guarantee you he is. He just doesn't want you to feel weirder about it than you already do.

>>35175557
No resemblance to reality whatsoever.

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>>35175636
>tfw no gopnista gf

>>35175645

keep calm and carry on m8

>>35175613
They'll probably try to film it, be sure to insist on fucking her in your own place

>>35175664
See this is a tracksuit you could make a profit on

>>35175552
yeah, maybe. i have wondered this before. i have quite average intelligence ( i think) but most women seem to think im really smart because i read a lot, and i assume they find that threatening too. dont know really. i have matched with quite a lot of 7-8s but they were usually really boring. when ever i usually a random girl sees my pic online, they will usually say i am cute/or handsome, and its the same in real life, even if its second hand knowledge like "stacie was saying you're good looking and would rather fuck you over dave". and women are generally suprised when i say i am single and dont get anywhere, they will say stuff like "why, you're good looking".

could just have shit pictures though, more or less all of them are of me in the mirror or a selfie. one is of my body too, and women have complimented me on it.

>>35175365
This just makes me think "ree normies".

My sixth form experience consisted of trying to maintain my spaghetti in class then going home as soon as possible.

>>35175674
She called to my home drunk last weekend and I didn't answer the door.

Looked outside and saw only her. My friend was away to a wedding.

>>35175652
You telling me that just makes it worse. I know this guy since we were not even ten.

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>tfw 2C

bit nippy lads

>like a song a lot
>accidentally see a picture of the bands members
>song is ruined, cannot listen to it again

what kind of autism is this

>>35175717
>this is cold in england

>>35175680
I'd like to splash out on that tracksuit.

>>35175720
I get the same thing with Ellie Goulding.
It's not right that a girl that ugly should be singing about love.

>>35175712
In all honesty I don't think you should do it.

He might act cool about it now but things could change after you actually do it, and then you won't be able to take it back.

If he was just someone you'd known for a couple of years I'd say go for it. But if he's a mate for that long it's not worth risking it over some pussy.

Just let him put his friendship with someone else in jeopardy.

>>35175627
I was going to say I didnt remember ordering anything, but I've realised I order some back-up steroids a couple of weeks ago.

>>35175734

I wouldn't want to live anywhere that gets colder desu

Sounds like it would be a shit hole

>>35175792
That's what I plan on doing.

I never thought I'd feel turned off by a petite girl offering me her ass.

Its weirs shit.

>>35175782
i dont want to see what any of them look like, no matter how beautiful they may be
id prefer to not even know the band or song name, unfortunately though this is pretty unavoidable

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>>35175798
>Using a class C drug

>>35175645
>these threads are the cancer of r9k
>these threads
Mate the whole board is cancer

>>35175366

Did you try walking around town with it?

Don't wear it obviously but you just need to walk up to people and shake their hand and they'll buy it from you.

>>35175845
Gotta get swole for the New Crusades.

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>>35175881
>Gotta get swole for the New Crusades.
I don't condone your drug use but I can understand and respect your reasoning for using them.

>>35175850
I'll try that tomorrow. Tonight I need to borrow some rice from Tomasz to get my strength up for the long day of walking the streets tomorrow.

>>35175399

Redpill me on this

Do you have any informative articles or books?

I don't want to buy a house and then have prices crash because I guess legitimately the only option under those circumstances is suicide or flee the country

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>>35175645


>trap thread
>trap thread
>trap thread
>GUYS TINDER LOL
>trap thread

Yeah /britfeel/ is causing all the problems

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>he uses tp
>his asshole is caked withndry white
>he doesn't use wet wipes, 70p in tesco
>he doesnt have the cleanest boipussy in town

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>after work it's 9pm
>Get on the regular bus
>Really tired & starving
>Decided to eat some salted peanuts.
>The salted peanuts tastes really good.
>I look over to the left.
>I see a old man who is red in the face reading a newspaper
>He starts to cough really loud
>He falls down to the floor
>People are screaming and yelling
>I saw it was my stop and decided to leave.
>Still not sure if I killed a guy with a nut allergy.
So how was your day lads?

>>35175943
/r9k/ is just /b2.0/ now
i hate it so much, i miss when we had retard stories instead of autism ones

>>35175924
The real redpill on buying property is that you'd be an idiot to put all of your money into a single investment with such terrible liquidity and full leveraged backed on the asset.

Yet people in England do it every single day.

>>35175978
Pretty good
Also top kek for the story.

Mum convinced that housing market will forever go up and that I should buy a house as soon as possible instead of renting for a while until the market goes down. I don't believe this to be true. Am I wrong?

>>35175613
Don't do it. If you do, it will start to fracture the relationship and you will get pulled into the drama.

>>35175978
bus stop still has its glass intact.

this cant be england

>>35175734
No, it isn't. He's just a wimp.

Lads, how the fuck am I supposed to process my crush telling me that she doesn't believe in love?
I can't fucking accept that I have no chance at being with her and this seems like a nail in the fucking coffin

Guess I'll just continue winging it with le confidence meme and end up looking like the most awkward chinese skeletor ripoff ever

Fucking hell might as well make a Frog and Feels thread at this point just to give friendly back pats to my sad buddies

Just been to pub. Two lovely pints of a British bitter and larger. Finished with a 1.99GBP Bog Mac and Fries purchased with a 6 months out of date voucher.

Life is good lads. On the bus home now. Getting 2200GBP in my bank account in 30 mins. Wat do?

>>35176071
Where are you thinking of buying? If it's London or a town that's less than an hour by train into a central London station, she's probably right. The market will go down eventually but it will take some time.

Elsewhere you're probably right.

But to be honest you shouldn't take financial advice from either your Mum or r9k.

>>35176146
Na we're in the north near Liverpool

>But to be honest you shouldn't take financial advice from either your Mum or r9k.

This is probably the most true actually

>>35176041
Good to hear mate.
>>35176095
It's not.
I just downloaded a pic from Google.

>>35176133
send me a hundred quid PLEASE

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>>35175978

>woke up at 7pm

Thats it so far

>>35176133
>Getting 2200GBP in my bank account in 30 mins. Wat do?
Save it up for a rainy day

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>>35175980
Me too mate, me too
I remember when a guy could post a story of heartbreak with a girl or just a weird encounter and gain a different set of feedback from it, now its just "REEEEEEE GTFO NORMALFAG" for so much as mentioning you stepped out your door, just to look edgy and fit in for whatever reason.

>>35175978
>>Still not sure if I killed a guy with a nut allergy.
He was red in the face and laying down on the ground.
Very sure you killed a old man mate.

>>35176103
love is a chemical reaction in the brain. it is physically real. show her a fucking science book.

>>35176248
I already save like 1k a month and have about 30k all in all in shares, help to buy ISA and loans (to others). It's getting boring. I wanna enjoy at least some of it beyond seeing films, vidya and food

>>35176393
Buy gold and then hoard that instead

>>35176380
should i slam her on the top of her head or do a book uppercut?

>>35175613
Fucking normalshit, what the fuck do you even want here? Go to Kikebook and post about your """problems""" there m8.

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Lads, I've recently developed a NEET hobby of walking round peoples houses and opening their gas boxes to take readings.
I've been thinking of pretending to be a debt collection company charging for overuse. I want to feel like I am employed is the reason. Anyway I have been putting together a letter. I want it to seem authentic initially before becoming an obvious prank/banter. Is pic related decent? I don't want to really upset people just use my time to have fun

Has anyone else here been stuck with people outside their age group (I'm 24) for years like me? I really shouldn't have dropped out of university. I don't have any friends and all the courses I'm sent to on behalf of the job center have me fraternizing with banana boat immigrants, old people and degenerate tramps.

It BOGGLES my mind that I once went to school with attractive girls and people that were on my wavelength, like I traversed a portal into fucking purgatory. I have NO opportunities to meet women.

>>35176494
you realise there are people dumb enough to fall for that right?

>>35176494

>street harassment

That letter is quite funny anon

>>35175978
Business idea: Peanut cologne

>>35176756
Can I invest? I'll funnel some money from my cricket farm.

>>35175997

Yeah but you need somewhere to live

You're even more of a cuck if you give someone 30% of your income every year just to live in their building, and when you leave you have nothing, that money is gone forever.

might join one of the communist parties lads

>>35176494

"PePay up"

I hope you're happy anon, I think I scalded my sinuses when half a cup of tea shot out of them just now

>>35176800
No don't you fucking queer.

>>35176494
>1 Loxley
>it's home to a charity called Froglife

lol?

>>35176815
why not lad?

could be fun

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>>35176494
>This will only make your situation worse and could lead to suicide

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>>35176770
>I'll funnel some money from my cricket farm.
Nice reference, lad

>>35176800
Fucking...why? Commies are annoying as fuck.

>>35176800
I'll come with ya. I would legitimately but I'm far too lazy.

>>35176494

"Your face in local newspapers"

>Local man underpays gas bill

>>35176864
I agree they can be annoying but I like the idea of socialism
>>35176866
dunno which party yet lad

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>>35176800
I doubt comrade corbyn would take you

>>35176897
Some aspects of socialism are fine, but these twats are full 'if money didnt exist the world would by a blissful Utopia and there would be free weed and hair dye'

>>35176494

What the fuck did I just read there

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>>35176494
>I've recently developed a NEET hobby of walking round peoples houses and opening their gas boxes to take readings


What kind of extreme autism is this?

>>35176943
Theres uneducated twats in every political stance sadly.

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>>35176494

Thank you anon, I haven't laughed this hard in quite a while.

>>35176943
yeah I know what you mean. i hate drugs/pink haired types. but from a socioeconomic and environmental standpoint it still appeals to me

>>35176494
>The number is for a company called froglife

>>35176961
Autistic hobbies are odd. I've developed a habit of walking around at night and picking random locks (on public property, of course).

>>35176494

>Legal action
>Street harassment

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12432311

answer honestly lads

>>35176494

This starts of so professional and believable and tails off so fast

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>>35177063
>the webm is of a tranny

>>35176133
Get some cash out and wank with it. Wrap one note around your dick and cum into another.

Make sure the queen is facing away. It would be treason, otherwise.

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>>35177093
are you in denial /pol/-anon?

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going to bed I think

goodnight britfeel

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>>35177173
DELETE THIS! IS THAT EVEN LEGAL? DELET

Having a real hard time getting out of bed recently, lads.

>>35177194
Good night, lad. I envy you and your ability to sleep.

lads how do I get a yandere gf

>>35176420
Already have gold and silver too.

>>35176800
>one of
>commies so divided they're electorally hopeless

This is why I joined the Tories.
>Strong
>United
>Right
>Natural party of government

>>35177270
>This is why I joined the Tories.
Absolutely top taste, lad

>>35177063
You got a link to this vid? I only have the one where he's making out with his grotesque asian boyfriend.

>>35177268
Be attractive.

Originally

Originally again because apparently that was also not original

>>35177270
I'm far left and I'll agree with this. I wouldn't recommend joining unless you're prepared to not have anything actually happen for decades. If you want to actually feel like you're achieving something don't bother. Also everyone hates you but I'm used to that anyway.

>>35176494
Have fun going to prison lad
>tfw stuck in East Devon

>>35177270
tories are for normies and toffs

get out reeeee

>someone messages me for awhile
>in love with them
>they stop for one day
>now dead to me

Trying to get the gf to eat more but she's conscious I like thicc and doesn't want ti get "too thicc".

Wat do?

>>35177475
How thicc are you trying to get her? Can we have an example?

>>35177475

Force thick ropes of cum down her throat 3x a day