I went to a naked house BBQ party last night. AMA

>>34993778
did you see any girls pee?

>>34993778
how did you control your primal urges?

I can't fathom punudity/nudism due to this

>Silk

Gross.

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>>34993778
>people actually think it's ok to cook without gloves on
normies, man

>>34993911
Fuck I'm a normie now
Oregano

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>>34993778
Are you this guy, or did you just steal his thread idea?

>>34993778

How did you get invited to it?

What kind of people throw a party like that?

Did anything sexual happen, and is it encouraged at these kinds of things?

>>34993957
It's bad in both cases.

>>34993778
what's your dick size?
did you feel bad/good about it at the party?
also, where there unattractive/fat people at the party?

>>34993778
Did you manage to hold back a raging boner, or was it socially acceptable to have one?

Why are you here?

Did you get gf?

>>34993867
not OP but i have been to a few "clothing optional" or other vaguely naked type parties

this is not a big concern because there's a lot of people there and the social pressure keeps everybody more-or-less well-behaved

liberal arts college is a weird place man

>>34994032
yeah, i go to those all the time. everyone has their role, it's pretty chill. i'm the guy crying in the corner and grabbing people who walk by to ask them if anyone new came in with a smaller penis than mine.

>>34994032
I don't understand. I'd have a raging hard-on the entire time, how would you guys not? My uni had some underwear run and even that was too much for me to attend.

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>>34993778
>makes an ama
>doesn't even answer posts

>>34993842

Nope.

>>34993867

It's not that hard.

>>34993897

Everyone is required to shower first.

>>34993957
I am that guy! I'm bored today.

>>34993972

I've been interested in these kinds of things. I eventually found a like-minded group through the internet. Sex isn't the main focus but there's some that goes on. I played around a bit with the hostess and a female friend that came with me.

>>34993998
Flaccid I'm tiny, aroused about 6-7 inches.
Good! We do stuff like this a few times a month. Attraction range was about 4/10-9/10. There's no requirement to be hot but you have to take care of yourself like good shower and dental hygiene.

>>34994028
When everyone is naked it feels a lot more "normal" than you might think. But if you pop one it's not a big deal, everyone understands.

I'm here because I'm bored and thought it's a fun experience to share. To show that anyone that can use the internet can find friends to hangout with.

I did meet one of my girlfriends through the group, although she wasn't able to make it last night.

>>34994032

This guy gets it. We're very big on keeping a safe, consensual, accepting atmosphere.

>>34994210

Nobody really cares how big your dick is. The host is 3.5" fully aroused and he doesn't give a fuck. The girls range everything from tiny 5' to 6' 1", from flat-chested mosquito bites to curvy G cups. And we're all okay with that.

>>34994263
It's pretty hard to keep a boner for 6+ hours. That being said, I'm just super comfortable in my own skin, and around others that are the same. It's really not a big deal unless you make it one.

>>34993901
Well it's not my photo.

>>34993993
Bad how?

>>34994263
in my experience (again, not OP, who is evidently answering questions so i feel bad about hijacking his thread) it's the sort of thing where you instinctively tell yourself "not now, penis" and it listens

i certainly remember what various girls look like naked, and i certainly remember how i stack up compared to other dudes

but like it's totally different in the moment. it's a party so it's hard to really be in your own head the whole time, you're mostly just concentrating on having conversations with people or drinking or smoking weed or whatever it is you're actively doing

>>34994765
>>34994699
I'm not normal like you guys then. I'd definitley have a raging hard on and eventually would probably blow my load by "accidentally" brushing my dick up against some roasties minge.

>>34994699
does anyone squirt out a stream of doo doo while orgasming? i imagine that would happen 30 or 40 times at an event like that, and by the end everyone would be slipping and sliding in each other's doo doo puddles.

>>34993778
It enrages me how nice of a body this girl has and the fact that I will never get to enjoy it
It also enrages my penis

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>>34994699
>>34994765
What on God's good motherfucking Earth is the attraction of going to this kind of thing ever, if not the most degenerate hedonistic sexual lustfulness?

>>34994699
So what exactly is the purpose? A BBQ itself is fun but what does being naked add if the goal isn't to get laid, since boners are apparently uncommon.

>>34994810
Oh man definitely. I still struggle with getting a stiff one when I just get a hug.

>>34994879
man I still get wet dreams almost nightly at 22. just fuck my shit up.

>>34994904
Luckily it's not that bad. It just makes things awkward when a gal who's cute but I know would be a terrible relationship gives me a hug, and I have to try to reposition myself so it's not stabbing her.

How do you even find groups like this? How are people so open sexually?

I've been single for almost 9 years and you're having a fucking naked house party.

>>34994699
>I am that guy! I'm bored today.
you need to go back

>>34994879
prolly taking away the pressure of trying to impress the opposite sex
ive got some normie cousins that are married and they seem pretty chill so i think is cause they arent jealous of others that much or concerned about how they are perceived

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did you see a guy's butthole?

>>34994878
my take on it was usually "well, i guess i have been invited to this thing, i should probably go"

it's not like everybody there is some kind of 10/10 greek god and it's not like every single person is butt naked the entire time

ha ha ha, doo doo and penis is funny and all but seriously, did you see any poo in anybody's butt hair?

>>34994699
pics of your body OP?

>>34994810
That actually happened last night. There was a new guy without a lot of sexual experience (he said he had only seen 1 girl naked before in person) who accidentally blew his load while we were eating at the dinner table. He was super embarrassed but we just laughed and high-fived him, and helped him clean up. It happens, and we understand.

>>34994836
Lmao what? I mean, it happens, but not that frequent. There's towels available you can put down if you're getting sexy.

>>34994841
That's a lie. I was a near-virgin basement dweller and one day found this group through the internet. Went from a 3-year dry spell to having a threesome in 24 hours and I'm not even that attractive. If you know how to use the internet and are willing to push your comfort zone it's totally possible. You already have the first half down.

>>34994878
It's not for everyone. It's a lot of fun and no one is getting hurt. That can't be that bad of a thing.

>>34994879
Being naked is fun, does more need to be said? There is some sex that goes on but it's not the main point.

>>34994904
I'm 26 and get wet dreams. Chill out, there's nothing wrong with it.

>>34994956
It's only awkward if you make it so. Women know men get erections, and they know it's not voluntary. If a girl shuns you for it she might be that great a person to hangout with anyway.

>>34994984
The internet. I rarely get out of the house except for work and groceries. FetLife, Meetup, Facebook, even Reddit. I've always had a very open attitude towards sex and nudity, if you know how to use a search engine you can find others who are too. I had been single for 5 years before I found this group.

>>34995045
No way Jose.

>>34995047
There's no pressure here to impress anyone.

>>34995086
A few.

>>34993778
What food was available there?

Is this the new trendy hip thing to do

>>34995262
>Women know men get erections, and they know it's not voluntary.
Those informed about the male body? Sure. But I run with people in their early 20s, and there's a lot of misinformation about. I've had women think that a mans flacid size is his erect size, or that erections are a conscious choice. I've met men that didn't know the urethra was a separate hole so it's not a gendered thing, sex ed is just really shit.

>>34995262
>Lmao what? I mean, it happens, but not that frequent. There's towels available you can put down if you're getting sexy.
whoa. whoa whoa whoa. whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. it happens? IT HAPPENS? IT'S NOT ABNORMAL FOR PEOPLE TO SQUIRT OUT STREAMS OF SHIT WHEN THEY ORGASM?? AND PEOPLE JUST WIPE IT UP WITH A TOWEL LIKE IT'S NOTHING?? NO FUCKING WAY DUDE, NO FUCKING WAY POOPING IS NORMAL AT YOUR NAKED PARTIES, NO WAY DOG.

>>34995160
Mine was "hey these guys look fun, what's the worst that could happen?"

Technically it's "clothing optional." There's no requirement to get naked but if you're the only one wearing clothes you usually feel a bit out of place. Getting undressed is just less awkward.

>>34995177
Can't say I did.

>>34995193
I would but I'd rather not be identified here. I'm a 5' 11" 228 pound male if you need to imagine. I'm a fatass but I do a lot of yoga so I'm really flexible.

>>34995270
Regular BBQ stuff like burgers/steak/hot dogs/grilled fish. Wine, beer. Ice cream cake.

>>34995297
Well I sure hope it is.

>>34995331
Yeah that's true and it sucks. We're pretty sex-educated, and willing to enlighten newcomers who aren't.

>>34995385
Ayy lmao. It's not a frequent occurrence and it's not a squirting stream, but if you're DPing a girl a little leakage is a realistic possibility. Just toss the towel in the washer and go hop in the shower. Putting a towel down is just good sex practice anyway, so you don't get sweat and lady juices all over the couch.

>>34995391
did anyone accidentally fully grill his penis and put it on a bun and take a bite and that's when he realized what happened because it hurt to bite his own penis?

>>34995466
so a party full of naked girls with shit seeping out of their holes. wow, sounds like the only thing missing from that party is FOOD.

this is fucking degenerate

t. someone who is naked 100% of the time he's alone

>>34995497
Yeah no. Not really.

>>34995501
Well what's wrong with it? We're good friends having consenting fun. It's not like anyone's getting hurt here. Hell I met one of my girlfriends here.

>>34995466
>DPing
This is sounding less and less like a nudist house party and more and more like an orgy.

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>literal reddit thread

>>34995391
Were there any fat people? Did anyone comment on you being fat?

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>>34995262
>It's not for everyone. It's a lot of fun and no one is getting hurt. That can't be that bad of a thing.

>>34995530

people sitting around naked, other people fucking in the corner, it's like you're all animals

>>34994699
>I played around a bit with the hostess and a female friend that came with me.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY PLAYED AROUND OP?

>>34995554
well, like a feces orgy. the women are squirting feces left and right while we're fucking them, it's kind of like a brown water park.

>>34994699
>it's not that hard
you absolute faggot

>>34995633
>brown water park

>>>reddit OUT

>>34995673
descriptive language isn't reddit you fag

>>34995554
There wasn't any DP last night. We do have dedicated sex parties but last night was just a nude get-together. Most of the time we just hung out and chatted or played CoD.

>>34995576
I'm probably the fattest there. I'm down 4 pounds since the last party so I got some high-fives for that.

>>34995609
...and? Sitting around naked and fucking isn't harmful.

did any of the women leave slug trails on the furniture?

>>34995729

>...and? Sitting around naked and fucking isn't harmful

enjoy your STIs

>>34993778
What do I search on google t find groups like this?

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>>34995695
No it's the fact that you literally eat shit that makes you reddit

I SAID OUT

>>34995729
>I got some high-fives for that.
a fat naked smelly guy high fiving other naked men. at a party where people apparently are required to shower every 10 minutes. you know that rule is just for you right, because of your B.O.?

>>34995729
>dedicated sex parties

Tell me about the orgies anon I'm sure that's far more interesting than this

>>34995749
nah nigga poo trails, see
>>34995466

I'd do it

How did you find those people op? Describe in detail

>>34995809
i found some guy on the street who smelled strongly of shit. we went into an alley and he took off all his clothes and his whole body was covered in shit. i asked where i could see more and he gave me the address. that's all.

>>34995616
Had a quick round of standing missionary with the hostess when I first arrived (she asked to). My friend rode me until she came a couple times in the front room when everyone was playing Halo and we fondled each other a bunch throughout the night (she's short but really busty).

>>34995648
Logistically it isn't hard. Emotionally if you have social anxiety it's extremely difficult, trust me I know.

>>34995749
Nope, if you're that wet you can put a towel down.

>>34995751
We use plentiful protection and get regular checkups, we're all negative. It's not like we're barebacking each other carelessly.

>>34995752
What kind of group do you want? Social friends? Sex parties? Decide what you want and just search for it. There's lots of websites for finding groups of people to hangout with.

>>34995779
That sort of toxic attitude would get you kicked out.

>>34995787
Maybe another time. Everyone is asking about the sex here even though that's only 10% of what went on.

>>34995809
In my case it was through the Meetup website. I just put in my zip code and looked at what was around. It's a group for nerdy sex-positive people, and very friendly towards LGBT and "alternative" lifestyles like polyamory. Most of us have a poly/open relationship mindset so it's very satisfying for us to find others that share the same perspective.

>>34995391
Do people usually shave their pubes before these events?

>>34996029
Some are shaved, some are not.

>>34996027
>Everyone is asking about the sex here even though that's only 10% of what went on
Because it's the only thing that makes it different from a regular BBQ, I'd assume.

if someone's pussy smells distractingly bad, is she politely left out of the next invitation or is she banished immediately amid chants of SHAME!

>>34996106
they just stuff it full of potpourri

>>34995729
>...and?
the conjunction you're looking for is "so" and what follows it is "you're a degenerate"
>isn't harmful
to society? to your dignity? to the integrity of the west?
yes it is

>>34996027

>>34996094 This t b h you keep dodging the question, which makes me think you're embellishing this part or you just dint get any

I never understood what's the point on nudity. What's the point? I'm not even nude when I'm home alone. There's nothing special about being nude. Seeing other people nude is not erotic, it's actually worse, people look better when its hinted sexuality not in-your-face kind of deal. Being nude is uncomfortable because it's easy to get dirty. Why would you want to meet other people just to be nude around them? Doesn't make any sense. You can be nude on your own anyway. Why do you need other people to see you nude?

Can someone explain please?

>>34996094

Yeah that's fair. Honestly sex was only a minor occurrence last night. Their house is clothing-optional in general, whenever I see the hostess girl elsewhere I'm always like "oh yeah, I forgot what you look like dressed."

>>34996106
If she's showered and clean we might ask if she's okay, it could be a yeast infection. There's no chants of shame here, we'd want her to feel welcome and able to talk about things like that.

>>34996173
lmao

>>34996211
>dignity
We have complete respect for each other, how is that not dignity?
>to society and integrity
I'm very curious to know how having a sexy BBQ with your friends will bring about the end of democracy.

>>34996291
they are literally just thinly-veiled orgy parties if you read OP's posts, he isn't even hiding it

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this thread = puke

>>34996291
Well it's not for everyone, and that's okay. For us it's simply fun and relaxing. Why is water wet? It just is.

>>34996329
We do a lot of other stuff too, skiing in the winter, camping in the summer, working on DIY projects. We're thinking of starting a book club desu.

>>34996388
were you a basement dweller before meeting those people?

>>34995927
I cant stop laughing lad

>>34996407
Yeah more or less, they've really gotten me out of my shell. Frankly I still kind of am, but at least I have someones to come home to.

>>34995262
>Went from a 3-year dry spell to having a threesome in 24 hours and I'm not even that attractive. If you know how to use the internet and are willing to push your comfort zone it's totally possible.
Teach me

>>34996335
Lol, you don't have to like it. But we enjoy it.

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>>34996299
>We have complete respect for each other, how is that not dignity?
respecting someone for doing something unrespectable is not dignity, just misplaced respect
>I'm very curious to know how having a sexy BBQ with your friends will bring about the end of democracy.
you keep revealing yourself to be a hedonistic consequentialist, degenerate
you admitted you're reducing yourself to the level of animals and don't care
you voluntarily abandon civilization and norms because "nobody's getting hurt lol! just have fun!"
nobody gets hurt if you throw a cordial shit-eating cum-drinking party either
this is why our enemies want to destroy us
you're just giving them the justification

so, did you get laid or what?

if this comment ain't original, I don't know what is.

>>34993778
>naked house BBQ
Sounds like some late-rome dionysian-tier shit. Societal collapse soon?

better question- if you're a normie why are you posting on r9k?

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>>34996388
WATER IS WET BECAUSE OF THE MOLECULAR STRUCTURE OF H2O
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34995262
>"accidentally blew his load"

Was it really by accident? I somehow doubt that.

>>34995262
>There was a new guy without a lot of sexual experience (he said he had only seen 1 girl naked before in person) who accidentally blew his load while we were eating at the dinner table.

jesus christ. man....did he atleast get some later on?

>>34996495
www.google.com

Seriously speaking, just put yourself out there. Make a profile on some social-meeting or dating sites, go to some group meetups that sound cool, say hi to people. On our group page for the nude party event it literally says "we're gonna get naked and play video games. Also there may be some public sex if people want it."

>>34996666
Nice quads. Because I'm bored mostly. We're all a huge bunch of nerds, the host guy has the Enterprise-D tattooed on his back. 4chan and reddit are hardly unknown to us.

>>34996697
Well he had a fork in one hand and a knife in the other when it happened, and he had had a throbbing erection ever since he arrived.

>>34996731
Yeah. I introduced him to my lady friend and she ended up blowing him later on.

>>34996748
on this meetup.com site theres just london groups wtf

>>34996027
if no sex, why would you be naked around each other?

Did guys just walk around with boners?

this thread makes me want to fap again.

Maybe I've been without female contact for so long but all of this feels so weird to me.

>>34996609
You still haven't explained anything, though. You just restated yourself in more words

>>34996609
Not the OP guy but you know you'd cum buckets to be in a situation like this.

What if a girl you aren't attracted to asks you to have sex with her? However you decline, wouldn't it be awkward around her after that?

What's the Male to Female ratio like? Have you ever been asked to fuck by a dude?

We're asking about sex so much because it's the only abnormal thing about this besides the nudity. It's not like we're going to ask what halo maps you guys play on.

>no bareback
I was slightly curious until that part. Jesus. Rubbers are for idiots. Who cares about dying before you're 60?

>>34994836
i'm fucking choking on popcorn at this post

>>34993778
>tfw would be embarrassed by these cause people would see your small cut dick

This thread has made me completely miserable. I will never be confident enough in myself to attend one of these. I will never lose my virginity. I will never have a threesome. I will never have a girl like the one in OP's picture. I will never feel secure in my body or my 5" penis. I will never experience any of the shit OP got to experience one evening because he just decided he was gonna do it.

I want to fucking die. Please get this shit off of /r9k/. You make (some of) us feel terrible about ourselves, and I doubt any amount of 'lol just try it bro just find a group and try it lol' will help us feel better.

Please.

>>34997016
Also I do not trim my pubes since no one sees them but me

>>34997021
Shut up, faggot.

t. Person

>>34993911
Only normies give a shit about sanitation.

>>34996866
this is the blindness to ethics that degeneracy engenders
the explanation is right there in front of you, in multiple formulations, but you think nothing has been said because you only understand hedonistic reasoning

>>34997049
S-Sorry, Anon. I just got triggered. I want to go to sex parties and have a qt poly naked gf.

>tfw you're almost a wizard

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>>34996748
so if you're not a nerd, you're not allowed to join?

>>34997021
Stop wallowing around in your own depression and do something about it you fag.
Go the fuck outside, find a group that you're interested in (preferably one that is likely to have at least 1 female), go to it and see what happens. Sitting on here all day turning into a dusty husk of a person won't make your desires materialise.
Cracked the virginity curse 2 months ago by manning the fuck up and pulling some poon I'm 38

>>34997021
Pathetic
please be original

>>34993778
Did you recover the house when you were done?

>>34996985
Oh shit.


well that killed my boner. If I wanted sex with a condom, I'd get a hooker. Even then there's no point I'd rather just jerk it. Fuck condoms. Sex isn't worth it if it's not raw, Idgaf about std's I'm suicidal anyways.

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>>34997230
not all of us have desirable personalities. for one, i don't fucking know what to say in social situations unless i've been drinking. i'm not funny and i'm not interesting, and i heard you're not supposed to force those things either or it's worse.

>>34997103
So what you're saying is, your beliefs are based on absolutely nothing

>>34994699
>This guy gets it. We're very big on keeping a safe, consensual, accepting atmosphere.
But WHY? Unless you're all fucking each other, there's literally no enjoyment to get out of it.

>looked into sex positive groups
>very serious about their message and beliefs and seem like genuinely good people who view sex as a wholesome and bonding act
>i just wanna go to a nude party where i can have sex with strangers

Welp, there goes my chances of getting involved in one of these. I would not be able to fake having the same beliefs as these people

>>34997426
lie, fuck, and get out of there.

>>34997290
>I don't know what to say
>I'm not interesting
Then you lack life experience. Find new activities that you think you might like and do them, you should probably do them anyway if you think they might sound good when repeating them back. Ballroom dancing is pretty decent for getting women as not many men dance, its slightly different than your usual "i play guitar" and they'll want you to show you some, which means physical contact.

>non-desireable personality
Personalities are malleable. Start making a conscious effort to change the way you behave and your personality will follow after a few years. Finding new groups of people to hang out with can help you to break out of your current character.

>>34997426
Most of the people there won't believe what they're peddling. Its to pull in the hippy crowd that are likely to fuck people on the first meet.

>>34997602
I mean, would they accept a typical looking 20 year old college male?

Pretty obvious I just want to fuck based on description alone.

>>34997230
>I'm 38
Dude you're a hero. But how did you do it?
I'm 30 and I try talking to chicks but I don't know what to say. I'm so fucking boring and autistic. Can't imagine it ever getting sexual, or even how I would go about it.

>>34996770
keep talking, i want something to fap to later

>>34996804
Because we can and it's fun.

>>34996855
Have at it.

>>34996968
It's okay to say no. I've been told no, I've also said no. No one is entitled to anyone else. It also doesn't mean their inferior as a person. If it's awkward talk it out, say what you feel, and listen to what they feel.
>What's the Male to Female ratio like? Have you ever been asked to fuck by a dude?
The ratio is actually pretty good. The hosts do a little screening of new members to keep out fuckwads that are just looking for a whole to fill (or for someone to fill their hole) and who don't actually care about people. Many of us are bi/gay/etc. so the M-F ratio isn't as critical anyway.
>We're asking about sex so much because it's the only abnormal thing about this besides the nudity. It's not like we're going to ask what halo maps you guys play on.
Yeah I agree with that, my statement earlier was pretty dumb.

>>34996985
Some use condoms with others and don't with their closer partners. But unless otherwise stated protection is the rule.

>>34997016
Don't be. No one gets to decide the dick they're born with.

>>34997021
I'm sorry man/girl, it's not my intention to make anyone here sad. I know it's super cliche but your thoughts really are self-fulfilling prophecies; you won't magically get laid if you telling yourself the opposite thoughts but it's a step in the right direction. I was a homeschooled kid from a semi-religious family, social blunders and lack of self-confidence is my hobby. I know how it is. I was terrified to even talk to the check-out clerk, sometimes I still am. And that's okay, we're not inferior for that.
>You make (some of) us feel terrible about ourselves, and I doubt any amount of 'lol just try it bro just find a group and try it lol' will help us feel better.
You're not terrible. You may feel that way but the way you act upon those feelings is your choice.

>>34997856
what if I'm only trying to bust a nut and don't care about this faggot bonding shit or human interaction in general?

>>34997856
>The hosts do a little screening of new members to keep out fuckwads that are just looking for a whole to fill

Well shit. So trying to join Sex Positive LA with the sole intent of wanting to fuck nice strangers is going to get me rejected?

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>>34997856
I hope you die, you are the cancer of society.

>>34993778
how much do you weigh? what's your height?

>just put down towels! just take a shower!
what if a girl is dripping cunt juice down her legs?
>>just put down towels! just take a shower!
what if people want to have nasty ass sex on the white couch?
>just put down towels! just take a shower!
what if shit is leaking out of someone's asshole?
>just put down towels! just take a shower!
at some point towels and a shower aren't going to cut it, dude. you're wallowing in human filth.

>>34997223
Lol nerd is a pretty broad term. You're allowed to join but we'll have more in common if you have some nerdy interests.

>>34997021
I'm sorry people are giving you shit. It's okay to be awkward as long as you're willing to have open and honest communication with other humans. Better to be truthful than tactful.

>>34997254
Recover? I don't know what you mean.

>>34997290
Hell I'm not funny and I don't consider myself to be particularly interesting, and I sure as hell have no idea what to say to people. I don't even care for drinking that much. You don't have to be Don Draper, man. Know what I do? I repair computers for a living and play video games or watch netflix for fun. Do I feel guilty or inferior about it? Nooooope.

>>34997403
Ohh hardly, there's a lot of enjoyment to be had having close friendships/relationships.

>>34997426
We're not that obnoxious, find another group. Honestly if you're up front about what you want and are willing to respect the attitudes of others you'd be fine. Nothing wrong with wanting some casual sex.

>>34997461
Nah, I can't condone lying. Just be honest, "I'm really just here to get laid."

>>34997636
We would. Shower, wear deodorant, don't be an asshole and you'd be okay. There's nothing wrong with being an awkward neckbeard.

>>34997829
Haha I'll try. I might write some more tomorrow.

>>34997960
If you're just looking for casual sex that's perfectly fine, I do a bit of that myself, just be upfront about it and don't demean other people if they're looking for something else. If you literally want 0 interaction that's going to be hard but put in slightly more effort and you'll be much more effective. "Hi I'm anon, I'm honestly just here to get laid" is perfectly acceptable to say.

>>34997999
I'm pretty sure cancer is the cancer of society.

>>34998093
I'm 5' 11" 228 pounds

>>34998199
It's really not that bad. It's works just fine.

>>34998276
You're heavier than me. Are you /fit/, too?

Also, what did you Google/Reddit/etc. to find such a group? "People who like to be nudists but still be part of normal society [City]?"

>>34996680
If you want to get down to the fundamental bits I guess you could say it's because certain neuron firing patterns release serotonin.

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plebbitors lol

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This sounds amazing OP.

>meet nice people
>make some nice friends
>play games and barbecue with said friends
>engage in casual sex if you get a bit horny

>>34998345
I second this question

>>34997829
>>34998276
write about the new guy, that's cute to me

>>34994699
you sound like a turbo normie, get out

>>34997636
Yes. They don't care what you look like, they're interested in your frame of mind. Say you're looking to experiment sexually but in a nurturing environment or some shit.
They can't be that concerned with bonding if they're all fucking one another.

>>34997967
Lie

>>34997732
Depends where you're doing it but:
>for a bar or club
Psyche yourself up and pretend you're in an old western film, you own everything around you and everything exists to serve you. Saunter up to someone you find attractive that obviously isn't preoccupied, introduce yourself and buy them a drink. Ask a shit ton of questions and let them do the talking for you, give over very little information (without being rude) and remain a mystery for as long as possible. Your first port of call should be finding out if they're here with anyone and with who, if you get a duff answer like "im with my boyfriend" hang around anyway for 20 minutes then go find someone else. If the boyfriend does turn up, make friends then excuse yourself and try somebody else. Make sure you exchange numbers with both of them, its a networking game and you need people to know you.

The type of questions you ask dictate how the evening is going to go, stay away from previous relationships and focus on job, family and aspirations. If they mention exes then you can ask questions about it, but don't directly ask. Your aim is to build rapport not fuck them and you won't if your rapport is too low with the person you're talking to or the people around you. If at any point you feel things dying, pretend to get distracted and talk to someone else. They will come talk to you eventually. If they come back then you're onto a winner and you can start flirting. (Make them think of sex without actually saying it)

Don't be afraid of touching people, you'll feel if they don't like it or they'll flat out tell you not to. You will know when you're allowed to. Obviously, don't grope unless you're getting the come on.

>>34997732
>cont
If you get to the flirting stage then you can start laying it on fairly thick, this is when you can start touching her. Depending on how well it goes you can ask if there's anywhere quieter she'd like to go. Move in a bit closer and see if you feel the moment and then you can do whatever wherever, she's done. If not, you've wasted about 1-2 hours ( we aren't chad so it takes a little while). Get her number and keep her as a contact, she may meet up with you another time or something might happen with one of her friends and she'll set you up.


>For a planned long term kind of thing
Make friends, build rapport in the same way as the previous post. Ask her out to do things which involve physical contact, things like pottery classes, dancing etc, anything that moves her out of a comfort zone and where you can have a fun time. The cinema is usually a bad choice but can be alright as filler material between meetings. Repeat for a few weeks.
Confess.wmv ( at a cafe or something) and hope for the best. You should know by the first month whether you both have any chemistry, so if you get to that stage and you're getting signals then you should be alright

>Key points
Maintain eye contact, and you want to make sure that you maintain most of your focus on their left eye. But not in a retarded way where you're staring it out, fleet between both of them occasionally but rest naturally on the left one.
Relax
Don't give out more than you receive, by all means initiate contact but on the whole you shouldn't be the initiator the entire time. If they don't talk to you first then its a good indication that nothing will happen
Don't give out gifts unless you've hit a milestone (e.g. first kiss, hug etc) rewarding a female for giving nothing will friendzone you which will likely get you nothing

I lost mine to a longterm friend, she was married so nothing continued, but i've picked up 10-14 girls in the last 1 month using the above method.

I'm gonna be blunt op, are the females at the gatherings you've gone to generally more heavy set or skinny or in the middle?

Also what's the general age range? Do you get more in their late 20s? Early 30s? Are there lots of early 20s adults (I.e. 21 years old) in the groups?

>>34998628
God dammit no wonder i've been striking out with women. i've been looking at the right eye!

>>34998740
why ever not be blunt? i fucked your dad. your dad fucks you. i eat your dad's shit. me and your dad make out. can me and your dad use your shit as mouth lube next time we make out? it's anonymous, who cares?

>>34998843
I practice good etiquette both in real life and online, you fucking piece of shit bitch ass faggot cunt

Is there anything easier to jump into for a 33 year old guy who has never had friends or gf before?

>bars and naked parties

Sounds a little too advanced for me to start with but I'm glad it's working for you senpai.

>>34993778
wtf is that some kind of cuck thing? a naked big black cock party?
FUCKING NORMALFAGS i swear

>>34998345
Nooope. I'm really working to change that this year but right now I'm a flabby fatass. My few advantages is that I maintain good posture and am really flexible for some reason.
>
Also, what did you Google/Reddit/etc. to find such a group? "People who like to be nudists but still be part of normal society [City]?
For me it was by searching for poly groups in my city and I found one that's 18-35 y/o nerds who are sex positive and openly accepting of LGBT+ and non-monogamous/polyamorous individuals. Sometimes we do normal stuff, sometimes we do sexy stuff, sometimes it's a bit of each.

>>34998435
It's super amazing. There's so much love in the world.
>I second this question
I answered it above.

>>34998484
Lol why?

>>34998582
>>34998628

Not to be rude but honestly a lot of that is either bad/toxic advice or overthinking it, although I'm glad it seems to be working for you.
>Don't give out gifts unless you've hit a milestone (e.g. first kiss, hug etc) rewarding a female for giving nothing will friendzone you which will likely get you nothing
Is my biggest complaint. You're talking to another human, not a dog you're trying to condition to sit for treats. Reserving gifts for physical contact sounds to me like something that could be negative attitude to have. Not judging, just giving my perspective of what it sounds like to me.

>>34998740
A bit of each, but mostly middle-range. Ages are pretty diverse, the married couple that hosts are both 30. I'm 26, my primary girls are 23 and 25. There's a couple bi/gay guys that are 31 and 32. A very hilarious MILFish woman who's 34. A younger triad that's 21/21/22. More recently there's an 18-yr girl that does camming and softcore/glamour who has expressed interest in poly that's been coming occasionally. We don't attract many that are under 21 since they can't drink and sometimes feel out of place with us older individuals. She's used the money to escape her abusive ultra-conservative family and we welcome her.

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>>34993778
Wat

Jsbebk

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>>34999222
CZECH EM NEWFAGS

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>I went to a naked BBQ
Was it sexual?
>Nah, it was absolutely 0 of a deal to anyone

So you essentially went to a normal BBQ, why the fuck should we care and there's nothing to ask

>>34999371
have you not read a single post in this thread whatsoever?

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>>34993778
Did they cook bacon naked?
>this burns the roastie

Can you get the succ at places like this

so its a casual free sex orgy thing? sounds amazing I need to go too

>>34993957
You know it does bother me how much shit is taken from reddit these days.

>>34999147
>Is there anything easier to jump into for a 33 year old guy who has never had friends or gf before?
What do you want in friends or a girlfriend? What's your attitude towards life? What are your interests, what do you do for fun? You know how to use google, right? Decide on what you want and find others that want the same thing.
>>bars and naked parties
We don't do bars much and personally I loathe them.
>Sounds a little too advanced for me to start with but I'm glad it's working for you senpai.
I said the same thing when I first clicked yes on that first RSVP link. "Holy hell anon, you're getting in way over your head. This is no place for a robot." Standing at the door and pressing the doorbell was utterly terrifying. A little tip: there's no such thing as leagues, as in something or someone being "out of your league." Best of luck!

>>34993778
fuck off normalfag you don't belong here 3322

did you find those people on a poly dating site?

>>34999483
Yes and no. Sometimes we do have full-on orgies but not all the time. For the most part it's less anonymous casual sex and more of a whole bunch of FWBs and SOs getting together. "Hey we're having another party on Saturday at Jack and Lily's house. Me, Sarah, and Amy will be there, Robert and William are going, and I think Kimmy and Joe are going and bringing Kimmy's new girlfriend too. And a couple new people on the website that said they're coming."

>>34999430
Nah, they'll at least use an apron or something. You can be naked without being stupid.

>>34999649
I've been on 4chan since 2009. I am no normie.

>>34999828
From a Meetup page. Most of us are poly or polyish though.

my god the degeneracy itt...

>>34999944

You are a normie. Fuck right off.

>>35000234
>implying you would not do this given the chance

lol alright you fucking dick kissing faggot

>>35000594
>dick kissing faggot
fool that is also degeneracy
and this imaginary nonsense will never happen to me so your argument is invalidated madlad

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Alright so here's my two cents on all this degeneracy, I'm no saint myself, after having multiple monogamous relationships and experiencing breakups and heartbreak, I no longer really concern myself with having a "girlfriend" I have loosely defined flings with multiple people (female and mtf trans) but I don't try and convince myself that they are all equal, or that one of multiple girls I hangout with and fuck is on the same level as a committed relationship, I freely admit that I am being a slut. When people get into these "ployamorous" terms all it sounds like is trying to justify and cover it up, so many people try to make themselves out as normal and respectable and perfectly logical when they could just accept and admit to themselves, I am flawed, I am a freak, I have empty base sex, I am not perfect, and yet they lie to themselves and others

>>35001678

There's a difference between polyamory and casual sex, it sounds like you misunderstand that.

>>34999944
>From a Meetup page.
That just seems so weird to me though. Like I live next to a particularly liberal city and meetup is full of those groups, and apparently they've had to turn away men due to the significant gender imbalance. Do you just post on the page that you're having a nude BBQ, and people undress at the door?

>>34995476
This actually happens way more than you would believe. Usually to new guy who hasn't had much experience in naked BBQs. We just help him clean up and all have a good laugh about it. Although one guy was so hungry/high he bit it right off and sadly doctors were not able to reattach his pens.

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>>35001797
>There's a difference between polyamory and casual sex, it sounds like you misunderstand that.
But there's not. The thing about love that makes it special is that it's unique, it's felt for one person. If you feel the same way about multiple people then it's not special anymore.

>>34999944
What is the name of this meet up site?

>>35002728
meetup.com
Oreganolio

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>>34994699
A hedon, a normie, and a redditor.

Jesus OP you really are a faggot.

>>35002766
What specifically did you look up on this site to find a party like this?

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>>34993778
would vigorously violate that anti-nigger with a roll of tinfoil

>>34996748
>Well he had a fork in one hand and a knife in the other when it happened, and he had had a throbbing erection ever since he arrived.
That is actually absurdly hot