Hey fuckers, As a psychiatrist, I sometimes have to bite my

>>34987630
Sometimes I'm sad :(

>>34987685
Sounds like you need a kys.

Love, Dr. Normie

>>34987630
What kind of problems do I talk to psychiatrists about? I honestly don't know.

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I feel like I've wasted six year of my life and everybody got too far ahead for me to catch up, because for every personal victory of my own, they'll get three of theirs, remaining forever ahead, forever better, forever happier than me. I am doomed to live the rest of my life as a permanent failure, the guy who is always behind everyone else.
This is making me absolutely hopeless and unmotivated to change anything.

>>34987630
how's your shit ton of debt from studying for 8 years + 4 years residency?

>>34987810
Psychiatrists only give you meds though. They can help if your depression is from sadness or your diet or something though.

Only psychologists talk to you.

>>34987875
Not sure how it works in burgerland but here it's a psychotherapist you talk to. A psychotherapist could be a psychiatrist or psychologist or nurse. It's an add on course.

>>34987630
Hey Dr normie,
Whats wrong with me if I find no one attractive and live essentially only to work and pursue hobbies alone?
Thanks.

I hear voices, have delusional thoughts and have been isolating myself for 12 years.

i constantly hear the sound of tin foil crinkling in my head. just the thought of the sound makes me cringe. i can hear it so loud I have to bite my teeth just to bear it. any suggestions on why it feels like im losing my mind

>>34987630
I'm afraid to go to a psychiatrist or even to a psychologist, cause I think my troubles are too stupid and not deserve such attention. Even though I feel sad all the time, cry seemingly without a reason and think I have to kill myself (but don't want to).

>>34987630
After years of being misdiagnosed and put on the wrong medication, they finally figured out what's wrong with me. They say bipolar disorder type 1, OCD and paraphilia (NOS) ((necrophilia)).

I just finished 8 months of exposure therapy to treat the worst of the intrusive thoughts from the OCD but there's still a metric fuckton of shit that I have to work through. I'm extremely diligent with any work that's given to me and I desperately want to get better, but sometimes it seems like I'll be working on this shit for the rest of my life.

Realistically, what do you think my psychologist and psychiatrist think of a case like mine?

I lay in bed for days at a time, unable to get up.
All social situations bring me great anxiety.
I haven't been able to read a book in 15+ years and don't know how to study anything.
Klonopin helps a bit with the anxiety, but I know that it isn't good for long term.

How do I know if I'm ADD or just a lazy piece of shit? I'm employed, living on my own, exercise, and eat well.

>>34988419
>Klonopin
For a second I thought it was a surname.

>>34987630
hey Dr. Normie,

when I was in elementary I was sent to a psychiatrist for anger management
I remember vaguely that she had me take two drugs for several months
I no longer have anger episodes and in fact, it is really hard for me to get angry at all
what meds could have such effects?

anon

>>34987630
are psychiatrists a meme? one of them said i was on the autism spectrum which didnt help me at all and then i went to a different one and they just prescribed me antidepressants which just made me SUPER angry at everything so i stopped talking them

My problem is that every woman I know and will know cannot be trusted. They cheat, lie and make me feel like absolute shit. All of them seem to be like this and I'm appalled at what the modern women has come to.

That's my problem. What do I do?

Is there anything worse than a thread where the OP offers to reply to every post and disappears after replying to 10 people?

>>34988680
Mother's death.

>>34988623
>My problem is that every woman I know and will know cannot be trusted.
Your actual problem is severe paranoia. You see bad things because you look for them, not because they're actually there. You want to distrust women and so you do. By blaming modern women for being bad at relationships, you never actually have to accept the fact that perhaps it is you that is bad at relationships, and that's comfier, to never have to admit fault. You can pretend that you are some amazing person, and that all women are terrible and that's why you're alone, but that's been statistically disproven by your peers.

>>34987630

> tell me your problems and I'll tell you what I REALLY think.

How do I stop being a cuckold? Whenever I take the slightest interest in the opposite sex all I can think of is how good they would look with a black dick up their ass and cum all over their faces.

>>34989229
So what's wrong with that? Just a fetish.

>>34989259

> So what's wrong with that?

The fact that I've never been and will never be in a relationship because I'm terrified of being cucked for real and the fact that my tiny impotent dicklet will never satisfy anyone, leading them to cheat.

I have schizoaffective disorder, I've been diagnosed since I was 17, I've been under every possible lithium and antipsychotic combination under the sun, I'm 32 now and have been a hiki/neet for about 6 years, also my parents say mental illness is the result of punishment from God, objectively speaking should I kill myself? What do you make of euthanasia for the severely mentally ill?

>>34989339
>mental illness is the result of punishment from God
lmfao

I'm 26 years old, live in my parents basement, have never had a friend in my entire life, and have quit every job I've ever had out of the stress from interacting with people at work. I've been a NEET for almost an entire year now, and while I need to get a job, I barely even try, I've only applied to a few dozen jobs in the past year total, and havent applied to any in a month.

Why am I unable to motivate myself to get a job and get out of my parents basement for good? When I think about goals, that is the only reasonable goal I've ever had, and I've never done anything to realize it.

>>34987630
People Make Fun Of Me Because Of My Autism And When I Try To Make Friends They Don't Like Me And That Makes Me Feel Bad And Sometimes I Cry, How Do I Make Friends?

>>34989438

Dude you're 26 not 19, you really need to start getting serious before its too late for sure. You're going to be 30 years old in the blink of an eye, do you want to be 30 still living in the basement? You better get start grinding son.

>>34987630
I'm a FtM tranny who hates women and love seeing them get rekt/die. I also haven't masturbated in three years and I'm a 24 year old virgin.

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>>34987630
I want to fuck Tina fey

>>34989438
Not OP, but do you have social anxiety. If that's the source of you not getting a job then you need to fix that shit. It depends on how afraid you are of people on how fast it's going to be fixed. I'm 19 and I have social anxiety and every time I see a story like this it scares the shit out of me

>>34987630

no one wants your shitty advice, normie. go drink some turpentine.

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Op is gone? Time to leave :/

>>34987630

I'm a 26 year old virgin college drop out that lives with his parents. I've only had one job, but I had it for 2 years until I quit. I'm now back in school.

I was a very dedicated student with many friends in high school, but once I got to college things completely changed. I have trouble concentrating and focusing on things in my daily life. Trying to complete any task that requires extended effort or long term planning usually fails for me. I feel fatigued and my mind feels hazy very often.

In addition, I have severe anxiety around people, even friends I've know for years, which causes me to have a constant nervous narrative analyzing everything I do. Also, I am convinced I am a boring worthless person that no one would like to know.

I take almost no pleasure in any activity. I have stopped participating in almost all of my hobbies, give up quickly on new ones, and spend most of my time online. I rarely leave the house to have fun, only for necessity.

I used to be in therapy. I went to traditional talk therapy, a CBT specialist, and was put on several different anti-depressants when I was in college. When the treatments failed to help and I dropped out of school, I lost faith in the psychiatric system.

What is wrong with me? Is there any hope for me? Should I try to get back into the mental health system?

You fuckers should join our small discord chat, full of crazies like yourselves. We complain a lot though
https://discord.gg/UjkyJ

>>34989277
Small, unsatisfying dicks are the only reason why women cuck men. You're destined to be disappointing and cucked shortly after.

>>34987630
Why did you choose to do psychiatry? A few of my friends are thinking of picking it, which I can never understand, I've always considered paeds/psych/obs+gynae as the specialities to never pick