Beargguy where are you

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>>34787414
using my template eh?

i just got back and im only about halfway through last thread.

be back in a bit.

>>34787414
hey guys check out this totally random thread i found. it looks 100% original!

>>34712470

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Explain why these threads got so popular.
Is this some kinda incest fetish?

>>34787556
"u ARRRRR gay" - blakbeared

>>34787556
Maybe the niceposting attracts people

>>34787556
>Explain why these threads got so popular.
>Is this some kinda incest fetish?

you want me to explain why one of the most popular topics on 4chan since its creation is popular?

no...

>pretty much everyone ignored Lucy, failed to make actually conversation, or even made her feel bad about the MBTI thing

Fucking hell guys, I can't get on for a few hours and you all fuck it up again. You could tell she was finally getting comfortable with just posting here for whatever. Also let's chill it with the lecturing, she doesn't need everyone to try and explain to her how to fix all her life problems every time she posts. Hopefully I'm wrong and she shows up soon.

>go to little bro's room
>he's playing smite with his headphones on
>slowly sneak behind him
>blow lightly onto his neck
>he shivers but doesn't notice I'm there, how cute
>blow again
>he removes his headphones and looks at me
>"hey bro, don't mind me. just gonna help you win, kay?"
>"o-okay"
>he puts his headphones back on and resumes his game
>start nibbling at his neck
>he's definitely enjoying this
>start giving hickies
>his breathing is getting louder
>run my hands along his shoulders and down his chest
>he's tensing up
>give his nips a good tweak
>he lets out shy little moans
>notice he's just in his boxers down below
>his dick is raging hard, almost peeking out from the side of his leg
>reach for his cock
>remember that I don't actually have a brother
>forget that I'm actually a guy and I just thought of gay shit

>>34788109
>pretty much everyone ignored Lucy, failed to make actually conversation, or even made her feel bad about the MBTI thing
None of those are true
I don't see how you could come to those conclusions

>>34788187
>3 replies
>just a meme
>all one says is that they don't remember
>one made fun of her for her turbulent score
>no one bothered to ask her about how she feels about her results or anything

We need to put effort because we want her here. The moment she feels like she seems somewhat annoying or that her posts aren't worthwhile she's going to stop posting.

>>34788121
>>remember that I don't actually have a brother
>>forget that I'm actually a guy and I just thought of gay shit

why u gotta come here and give us false hope for things? ;-; please leave.

>>34788230
>We need to put effort

stop white knighting people faggot.

im sure she is a capable person and doesn't need your protection.

fuck off...

>>34788230
She said "Have any of you ever done one of these before? I got this."
She didn't say "Guys what does this result say about me, I'm not sure what it means"

She's not a baby or a child, you don't have to coddle her like one.

Don't fake being nice to her, be nice to her because you actually care about her.

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As a 23 year old, is it really okay to go to my 18 year old imoutous room and ask her for a hug?

I wouldn't do it right now in any case since it's really late and she's asleep but generally speaking.

>>34788558
Yeah, you're just showing her some sibling affection. Don't forget to tell her you love her when you do it.

So any confirmation on whether or not pat has been murdered by his older sister? He mentioned in his last reply if the email said em was pregnant she'd be on the way to stab him and it would explain the lack of response, then he just vanished. Rest In Peace pat. We'll never forget you.

>>34787556
I mean incest fetish is why I'm here buddy.

I'm just gonna leave this little bump here and go to sleep

Is anyone awake? Me and my sister are sleeping together again. I just wanted to say that we're cuddling in a whole new way. We fell asleep watching stuff. It makes me feel like she's really comfortable with me being anywhere on her body. I just feel like I'm making real progress so I wanted to tell you.

>>34790102
Details when you have time, hun

>>34790102
Are you the big or the small spoon?

>>34788728
Same here, we need answers god fucking damn it!

>>34788728
>>34792318
Yeah, RIP Patrick McNipplebuster

>>34790102
That sounds really nice, Lucy. I'm glad you're making progress with your sister.

Laura you didn't get a concussion and die in your sleep did you?

I'm so sorry, Laura. I didn't mean for it to end up like this. You were too young to die.

Please forgive me.

I'll never be able to forgive myself.

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SUMMONING IMOUTO CUDDLER

I fucking hate all my female relatives.They're all sociopaths.

fuck this thread op

>>34794488
Then hatefuck them

>>34793623
>>34794475
No she's dead this is her dad, I fucked her corpse, as a joke, ya know
No it was just weird to wake up and this late, I actually saw the light shining through my curtains and I don't curse at home but I said "what the fuck" out loud. It just threw me off
>>34788230
I was just saying you shouldn't think of yourself as 5 letters

>>34794700
So the pride of successfully doing a handstand helped you sleep in?
Do you remember your dream?
I was starting to get worried that something actually happened to you.

>>34794772
>So the pride of successfully doing a handstand helped you sleep in?
If anything it got me a little giddy and was kind of a second wind, but the rest of the stretching was relaxing
>Do you remember your dream?
Eh a little, something about Andrew Wiggins, I don't even know if it was really him, I'd have trouble picking him out of a crowd but he was tall and it was the name written on his shirt
>I was starting to get worried that something actually happened to you.
Yea so was I, then I looked at the clock
Head wise I'm fine though, I've had concussions before that wasn't one of them for sure they usually end with throwing up for me

>>34794929
>I've had concussions before
Well now I need you to tell me about them.
I don't think I've ever had a concussion, but I'm not sure. I've taken a couple hard hits to my head though.

>>34794990
The one I remember the most was when my mom cleaned the floor and I was wearing socks, I slipped and hit my head in the counter
There was another time, I think I was like 8, some kid knocked me off the monkey bars and I broke my wrist, bruised my shoulder, and hit my head on the floor. Not fun, fucker went for my legs, I did a sort of nose dive
Also, if you've got a lot of hits on the head, you've probably had one, sometimes they're small enough that you can't notice them

>all but one of the trips are gone

why even live?

>>34795143
How did your parents know/react to you having concussions?

>broke my wrist
Did it heal up alright? Which one was it?

I've never broken a bone before. Out of 10, how much did it hurt?

I mean, I've probably had a concussion, but I don't know what it'd feel like, so I don't know for sure.

>>34795694
Lucy and Laura are enough to keep these threads going

>>34795694
It's like they're people and have a life outside these incest threads

>>34795720
>How did your parents know/react to you having concussions?
Of course they were freaked out, my mom got a cheap "wet floor" sign, but I stopped wearing socks so it wasn't a problem anymore, when we were in the hospital my dad was really scared and I remember him punching me so I wouldn't go to sleep
>Did it heal up alright? Which one was it?
The right one, it healed up fine, but I never started writing with my left hand and I kept playing videogames, my handwriting never recovered
>I've never broken a bone before. Out of 10, how much did it hurt?
Honestly the wrist want that bad, I broke fingers before and that was worse, I never cried about it though
So like, a 7
>I mean, I've probably had a concussion, but I don't know what it'd feel like, so I don't know for sure.
It's kind of like you're out of it, and you really want to sleep but you can't
>Lucy and Laura are enough to keep these threads going
Really? Lucy sure but I don't know about myself

>>34790407
>>34791356
We were laying down watching tv and started to fall asleep. I was laying at like halfway down the bed. She rolled over to sleep and her butt was right next to my face. I started going to sleep and grabbed around her hips and it was like I was cuddling with her butt. Then she woke up to go to the bathroom and I stole her phone to post.

I decided to try my usual trick and took my shorts off hoping she would like it and all. She got in bed without anything on down low either and spooned me. She held me really tight and stuck her arm inbetween my boobs under my shirt. She wasn't touching anything but she was really close.

>>34796038
>punching me so I wouldn't go to sleep
Kek

>but I don't know about myself
You're pretty interesting too. I like talking with you.

After looking up concussion symptoms, I have concluded that I've never had a concussion, which is weird because I made a crater on the front of a car with my face.

>>34796150
>I stole her phone to post.
I was wondering how you made that post.

Are you gonna try it again soon?

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>>34796150
>you will never cuddle with your sister's butt

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I told my sister to kill herself and her child a few weeks ago. I don't think she wants to talk to me.

>>34796297
Am I going to try cuddling with her? Is that what you mean? Yes I'm going to do it until she tells me to stop

>>34796330
hey original anon what game is that?

>>34796447
>he doesn't know how to use google

>>34796370
I mean cuddling with her butt

>>34796246
How did you do that? Are you a deer?

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Whoa, my name on the thread. Sorry about the absence. It's the busy season at work, and the rest of the free time I have is spent with my sister.

>Thursday night
>We were in bed together looking at paints to buy for our first custom painted Gunpla model
>I don't know if it's because Laura won't stop talking about Overwatch, but I suggested on going for the Omnic Crisis color theme
>She loved the choice
>Showed my sister all the paints I bought
>H: "C.. what color do you think that Bastion skin is?"
>"Brown, right?"
>Nooope, apparently it's fucking orange
>Looked brown to me
>I just spent $14 on the wrong colored paints
>H: "Good job, man."
>Received a punch to the arm

Her friend is planning on coming over and staying the night, so I guess I'm sleeping alone today. Thanks again for the little encouragement, BDSM. We might mess up since I only paint tiny details to cut down on the use of stickers.

Oh, and glad you're enjoying those cuddles, Lucy.

>>34796500
I don't know if I can do that regularly. It was like a situational thing. I hope I can do more than just cuddle soon though.

>>34796466
i did you dumb fuck

how about your try it yourself and get back to me.

>>34796789
>summertime saga
https://www.patreon.com/summertimesaga

Literally the first result.

>>34796718
>Go missing
>Return and still hasn't fucked his sister,
Sasuga Brendan.


>Her friend is planning on coming over and staying the night, so I guess I'm sleeping alone today.
>Not sleeping with her anyways.

>>34796667
I'm just lucky I guess. I was on a bike, so my head ended up hitting the hood. Didn't hurt much.

>>34796718
Glad you're okay.

>>34796743
I'm cheering you on.

>>34796718
>Laura won't stop talking about Overwatch
Sorry
Outside of models, how have things been with your sister?
>>34796923
Were you wearing a helmet?

>>34796943
>helmet
No, but thanks to my dad's side of the family, my head is fairly hard. My dad cracked a solid concrete floor by falling headfirst onto it.

>>34797062
What the fuck? Are you sure you're not a deer? More importantly are you human?

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>>34796818
>Not sleeping with her anyways.
That wouldn't raise any suspicion with her friend. Plus, we have been fooling around in bed a bit more often this week, so cool your jets.
>>34796943
Things have been going well. I told her about the condoms and where I hid them. she laughed at me She's getting more touchy and clingy.
>>34796923
And I'm glad these threads are here with you guys in it.

Here is a little mock up of the plans. Ordered some extra parts for the minigun on the back.

>>34797186
>are you human
Honestly I'm not really sure.
After I got hit by a car I decided it's not something I want to happen again.
But then it happened another time or two. Not a single cut, scrape, or broken bone. A couple big bruises though.
There's a reason behind why I think I could beat your dad in a fight
Some of my friends have theorized that I'm a cartoon character. One of them said "That's why I'd want to have you around during a zombie apocolypse; you get hit by a car and just walk away."

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>>34797508
so if you were in a train accident would you be remarkably unharmed?

>>34797964
>remarkably unharmed
probably
>completely uninjured
probably not

I hope I never have to find out

Last fight ended in a draw, here's the tie-breaker
http://www.strawpoll.me/12317219

>>34798281
Neither of them strike me as people who could actually fight. The results are simply orbiting and bias.

>>34798281
I was all for Luara, but she hasn't been able to so much as land a hit on her father. I'd have to give it to Protective Onii-san.

I don't want to leave a contentless bump, but I can't think of anything good to say/ask

So no wi-fi in H's basement, right?

>>34797508
Okay, maybe you have a chance. You're really not human
>>34798393
I've fought girls, but I'll be the first to admit I have no chance against a grown ass man, especially not my father

>>34798281
Was I included in the other one? I'm small but I pepper sprayed a guy who tried to take my bag in Mexico once.

>>34799790
>You're really not human
I don't know why it hurt a bit when I read that

>I've fought girls
Besides the one that called you "hun?" Story time?

>>34799891
I didn't make it, but no. No weapons allowed in the fights.

wtf happened for a few days it went silent?

>>34799891
Sadly no, whoever made it must have forgotten you,
http://www.strawpoll.me/12312248/r

Still fucking your brother?

>>34799344
No wifi in the grave. I think pats onee-chan stabbed him

>>34799952
Yes. We actually didn't since my last post until about thirty minutes ago. We're watching our university's basketball game from my dorm room, my roommate is actually at the game. He's using the restroom, he has to go to the ground floor because guys can't use the resident bathrooms.

>>34799952
Huh, I'd never hurt a fly.

Reminds me of the time I almost got in a fight in high school. Once my sister got wind of it, she told me that she would tell our parents it as all my fault if I went through with it. She then started escorting me to the band room every lunch period and would not let go of my arm on the way there.

>>34800052
>We actually didn't since my last post
How did you survive so long without your daily dose of Onii-cock?

>my roommate is actually at the game.
I'm guessing you took the chance of your roommate not being home to call your Onii-chan to fuck you, right?

>>34800091
Aww, she's so protective of you. It's supposed to be the other way around.

>>34800091
That's so cute my heart melted a little.

>>34800159
Yeah, kinda hard to do that when she constantly proves to be more mature than me. Makes me feel bad sometimes that I'm not more like that protective older brother image.

I don't think Pat and Em will be okay...I wish I was here to advise him not to do it. You can't tell anyone about these sorts of relationships, I don't think his big sister will approve at all because she probably feels like their mother. Pat is/was my favorite poster too...

>>34799891
>I'm small

How small are we talking here?

Hugged my imouto who was eating a burg and she shared her burg with me

>>34800111
>How did you survive so long without your daily dose of Onii-cock?
It isn't hard when you're trying to balance studying for your first exams of the semester, talking your roommate into being okay with you fucking your brother, and trying to work out admittedly to get hotter for my brother to be okay with not having sex.

>I'm guessing you took the chance of your roommate not being home to call your Onii-chan to fuck you, right?
Actually we were going to go to the game and when he got to my room he suggested we stayed back. I was okay with it because I was really only going because he wanted to anyways. Then after a while his hand started wandering and we ended up having sex.

>>34800507
5'0.5" and 90-95 lbs.

>>34800572
>indirect kisses
That's way too lewd

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>>34800572
>eating a burg

Wut

>>34800624
Did you ever have the 'feelings talk' with him?

>>34800624
>talking your roommate into being okay with you fucking your brother.
And how did that go?

hugged big bro and told him i love him
he looked confused but says he does too

>no u dont u fucking faggot

>>34800719
A little bit earlier. I kinda tried to make him feel guilty about making this happen and told him to be loyal to me. So it's like I kinda started a relationship but I managed to dodge most of the sappy shit.

>>34800780
Lots of trying to assure her that we aren't going to have kids and then subtly dropping hints that's she's a frat matress and shouldn't say shit about my vices. It pretty much ended with her saying "I don't really like it but I don't feel like I should tell you what you can't do" and it hasn't come up for a couple days.

>>34800975
So are you guys going to stay together or break it off in a few years?

>>34801012
Oh goodness I have no idea. I just started letting the guy fuck me, you expect me to know how long I'm going to want to do this? He's supposed to graduate in a couple semesters, if he can keep his grades up. Who knows what he wants to do after that, who knows what we're going to be feeling? I'm sorry but I think it's kind of silly lookinh years ahead when really it's just lust and a tiny bit of possesiveness right now.

>>34801154
>it's just lust and a tiny bit of possesiveness right now.
At first it was just lust, the lust turned into possesiveness, then you will be even more possesive and when you least expect you're escaping the country so your parents don't kill you.

>>34801616
agree, possessiveness can only turn into something more

>tfw no brother but my boyfriend is fine with saying he's my brother in public even when we're holding hands or being more affectionate than that

I guess this is alright

I'm fine guys, it's just hard to get a second to myself. Cabin's nicer than I expected, I'm just attempting to enjoy myself and not worry about things.

Yes, I got a call from our sister. She must've seen the email, but the talk was 90% "How are you doing?" type stuff and regular chitchat. The other ten percent was her asking if Em's done anything different lately and to "be careful with her on Valentine's day". I guess that's not a terrible response.

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>>34801989
paaaaaaaaaat~ yasssss

>>34801989
HE'S ALIVE. OH THANK GOD PAT DIDN'T GET STABBED. on a side note I think your sister doesn't realize you fuck em yet huh?

>>34801989
Don't break Emma's heart. Your older sister would never forgive you if you hurt her baby sister. Let her down easy. Let her know that you still love her, but you just don't see her in that way.

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>>34801989
Good pat....good. Now I wait for the inevitable drama to ensue as the Valentine's day post will lead to an unholy amounts of keks will fill the emptiness in my soul.

Why are 2 and 3 year olds so energetic? I can't keep up

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>>34801616
>ywn flee the country with your brother/lover, belly swollen with his child

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>no lil' sis gf that just as interested in /m/echa as i am.

Beargguy, you lucky bastard.

>>34803786
Stop making me feel bad for other people in ways I didn't know existed.

On an unrelated note, how good are you or Redline-DARK at fighting?

How have you been lately?

>>34802688
But he does see her in that way anon. Pat loves little em with all his heart

>>34803786
Oh Redline, what happened? Did your Onii-chan have to leave again? Enjoyed the marathon sex?

>>34801989
So when are you and em going to sit down with older sis and tell her the truth at the same time

>>34800624
>90-95lbs
Holy shit there's someone around my age I have weight on
>>34799924
Yea a few times, I was an angry child
In 10th grade there was this girl in gym that called me a dyke for being able to throw/catch so I pegged her with a ball in the chest, she came up to me and started yelling, I just said "whoops" and she slapped me so I punched her in the boob really hard and then in the stomach and she started crying. I don't regret that one, my parents weren't even mad since she slapped me first

Another time, it was after I had broke my wrist, a girl called me stupid on my cast so I stepped on her open toe sandals. Got in trouble with my parents but I played the "cast" card in school

Sorry I was busy for a bit, and meant you weren't human in a good way

>>34804067
But it simply cannot be

>>34804353
>so I pegged her
Lewd

>>34804442
Get your mind out of the gutter you dirty bird

>>34804353
Well you are 3 inches taller than her

>I punched her in the boob
[Spoiler]Was it because that's all you could reach?[/spoiler]

>Sorry I was busy for a bit
Don't worry about it, your personal life comes before these threads

>meant you weren't human in a good way
Thanks

Whatever the circumstances, I'd be proud of my daughter if she was in a fight and didn't get her ass kicked

How'd you break your fingers?

You said your dad's a cop, do you know what specifically he is? My friend's dad is a constable, but I'm not sure what exactly that entails.

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>>34803867
She's Sinanju hungry ever since we started watching Gundam Unicorn together.
>>34804353
Did you leave what she wrote on your cast? You know, like a reminder of your victory?

>>34804718
God dammit phone spoiler

>>34804658
Why are you pegging girls

>>34804718
>Well you are 3 inches taller than her
Shh, let me have my moment
>Was it because that's all you could reach?
No, it just hurts
>Whatever the circumstances, I'd be proud of my daughter if she was in a fight and didn't get her ass kicked
Yea, they were proud I won, but mad that I kept getting into fights, seeing as some kids go through school never being in a fight
>How'd you break your fingers?
I dropped something behind my dresser and tried to move it out of the way, but I couldn't really do it so I pulled a bit too hard and it started coming down, I tried to stop it and it broke my fingers open. I think I was in too much shock to cry and I almost passed out from blood loss, they couldn't stitch the fingers back together so they had to have these things hold them until they'd heal naturally, still have the scars
>You said your dad's a cop, do you know what specifically he is? My friend's dad is a constable, but I'm not sure what exactly that entails.
Never heard him use the word constable, only heard it on Flapjack, it might be a more suburban/rural thing like sheriff or something, where do you live?
And as for what he does I'd rather not get too specific, I don't know how easy that stuff is to look into but he did go to college
>>34804727
No I crossed it out, it ruined all the smiley faces and nice things

>>34804364
Nothing is impossible with love anon. Em and Pat can and will make it work.

>>34805128
>still have the scars
Sweet

>where do you live
A non-specific smallish town

>Flapjack
Ah, memories. That was one of the last good shows before cartoon network went to shit

You were a tough kid, I like hearing your stories

>just had a conversation with onee-chan about how I want to kill myself and a bunch of problems in life
>is going to force to get out of the house and do something with her Thursday

>>34805817
Hope you start feeling better soon and have fun on Thursday

>>34805435
Thanks, it's more of me being an idiot and getting hurt constantly but I guess what doesn't kill you makes you stronger

>>34806002
Well I'm glad that you managed to make it through everything that's happened to you alright.

Have you looked up any yoga yet?

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>>34800624
>tiny 5'0.5" and 90-95 lbs imouto getting her pussy destroyed by her gorilla tier onii-chan
Holy shit this makes me hard

>>34806943
Gorillas have small peepees though

>>34806641
Eh, people have had it worse I wouldn't give myself that much credit
Yea I've been looking around and got some basics. I know I said I was done but I'm gonna make the handstand a nightly thing until I'm good at it

>>34807025
Gorilla with horse dick then

>>34807025
It seems big. I could be wrong because of proportions but it seems like it is. I can definitely feel it.

>>34807228
>I'm gonna make the handstand a nightly thing until I'm good at it
I'm pretty sure you'll have it mastered within a week. It's just a matter of balance and coordination.

For a number of reasons including your safety, do the handstand before you start doing the yoga.

You should be starting soon so good night, love you. Sweet dreams.

>>34807377
Go fuck your brother now

>>34807606
I'm definitely not in the mood right now.

>>34807865
So have you guys been sleeping with each other or no?

>>34807928
Do you mean like spending the night? I have, but it isn't really a thing that is happening all the time because we don't live together.

>>34807459
Yea I'll be off to bed
don't let the bed bugs diddle you

>>34808003
>don't let the bed bugs diddle you
That's going to happen in one of my future dreams now, and it's entirely your fault

Slow night, huh. Bump.

Page nein bumpu

>Sis and her friends are hitting the hay
>Tried to nonchalantly enter her room
>Nah
>Scooted out
>Sis tells me that she'll try the come out around twelve

Avatar is nice.

>>34807377
How large is your brother? Do you know height and weight? Does he make you feel like a child?

>>34810272
>How large is your brother?
Do you mean his penis size? I don't know, it's longer than my hand from the tip of my middle finger to my wrist. My hands are really small though.

>Do you know height and weight?
I think he's 5'10". He's on a bulk right now so he's kind of pudgy. Maybe like 200lbs?

>Does he make you feel like a child?
Kind of, he definitely feels like he's an elder or a higher authority when we're doing our thing.

Lucy, are you doing well? I feel that you've quieted down tonight.

>>34810448
Anything else happened with him today?

>>34810272
>Lucy
>Laura
>College girl
All this smol, too cute

>>34810448
That could still be fairly large, even if your hands are small.

>~10in height difference
>over 100lbs heavier
>easily capable of tossing you around
>like he's an elder or a higher authority when we're doing our thing
>the current strength of my erection

>>34810478
Yeah I'm doing good, I'm hanging out with my brother and his girlfriend tonight. He's letting me use his old ipad so I can post.

Attempting to fall asleep, I honestly don't know why I'm updating. Surprisingly little has happened that's relevant to anything, we're just hanging out and shit. This place has a hot tub for some reason, Em in a bathing suit makes me want to do bad things in front of her friends. No orgies yet, nothing new from our sister.

>>34811329
Do the bad things pat. Give in to your instincts

>>34811345
I'm getting along surprisingly well with Em's best friend and these two dudes. I don't wanna ruin everything yet.

Do you guys like sitting outside? My brother has a nice little balcony. I think more houses should have these.

>>34801989
completely unrelated to incest but Pat how did you end up booking this cabin place? my girlfriend and i have been looking to plan a similar getaway but arnt sure what places are available around us.

FUGG WE NEED AN OVERNIGHT BUMP REEEE

>>34811721
Yea, sometimes my mom and I would sit in on the front steps
I've always wanted a balcony, sounds comfy

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Why is this thread so slow?!
Bumperinioli

>>34787414
I tried being a little sexual with my cousin once,
joking about that her new hand mixer was a sex toy. It makes a little more sense in my language because the words are simlar.

She was like "no.jpg".

Thing is, we used to do a little bit of sexual experimentation when we were kids. I wonder what she feels about that today, if she has ever thought about it.

Honnestly, i wouldn't mind having sex with her, but she's a girl and girls are not into casual sex just for the heck of it, as we all know. Besides she has pleny of guys to sleep with, why sleep with her cousin?

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>>34815529
>girls are not into casual sex just for the heck of it

Ok, so in the last thread (I think) I was told no lewd until my imouto is 15... Well, I messed up, anyone interested in a green text?

>>34815545
If they were, they would say yes if you ask them "Do you want to have sex with me?"

And no girl who wasn't mentally challenged has ever said yes to that question.

>>34815626
>15
Pretty sure it was just older, but you could just go "well now she's 6 weeks older"
But yeah, go ahead

>>34815664
You assume that just because no girl has ever said yes to you.

>>34815688
No i asume that because of evidence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxyySRgrYsU&t=1s


>100 girls asked, 100% negative result.

>>34804009
I think Redline-DARK only exists in these threads. I'm awful at fighting. I never fought; I got bullied. It probably has something to do with the fact that
>>34800624
>5'0.5" and 90-95 lbs.
I wish I as that fit. I'm 5'2" and weigh thicc lbs. I look like a chubby Tomoko(with glasses.)
>>34804300
Nii-chan is around. He's out shoveling before even more snow comes. They're making him go to the office all next week to train someone who's going to be doing what he does.

>>34815675
>babysitting imouto like usual, this time for a week
>we're watching TV in bed, we decide to go to sleep
>2am, wake up with my nighttime wood in between my imoutos legs
>she's awake, and gives me a sexy smile
>she starts moving her legs back and forward
>damn
>I want to make her feel good too
>she lies on her back and I start rubbing her pussy through her trousers
>rub near top, where clit is
>she's so wet I can feel it through her pajamas
>she strokes me
>We're there for a few minutes pleasuring each other
>imouto moans and squeezes legs together
>I cum all over her
>mutual climax
>we kiss for a bit then go back to bed

Did I go too far, why didn't I stop us from going that far?
We're playing vidya at the moment, nothing seems different between us except now the petting is heavier

I hope no one in the house heard us...

>>34815709
Oh wow, a single video on youtube. So much evidence. Not to mention the fact that he just goes up to them and asks them. I'm sure that they would all say the same even in countless different circumstances.

>>34815838
I'm sure you're fine, is it really all that different from what you've been doing so far? She's not gonna turn into a nympho overnight or something.

>>34815854
Yes, but the fact is still that girls are not into casual sex.

Casual sex is a tool for women to lure guys they want into a relationship with them.

They want to move into your apartment and hang their pantyhose on your showerhead and fill your bathroom with their shit and complain about you doing the things you like doing.

Guys who are sucessfully having lots of casual sex are just hot guys who women want, but who also have a tallent for being unreliable, for not responding to texts and in that way making the girl think she needs to give him more sex to convince him to commit.

>>34815954
>women use the power of their pussy that modern day society gives them to get shit they want
Is this supposed to be news? What are the words slut and whore used for, anyway?
>Casual sex is a tool for women to lure guys they want into a relationship with them
Why would guys want to be in a relationship with a loose girl?

>>34816014
>Why would guys want to be in a relationship with a loose girl?
Exactly. That is why basically all women lie about their number of sexual partners.

But they still use sex as a tool to make guys they want commit to them.

>>34816044
>commit to them
Why would you get into a relationship with a bitch like that? It seems to me like any alternative is much better than actually getting into a relationship with a woman like that.

>you will never recieve hand-made chocolate from your imouto for valentine's day
Fresh out of reasons to live.

>>34816118
>You have an imouto
There

>>34816076
It's just how women work. Look around in the world.

Guys have a lot highter need for sex, and care a lot less about who they do it with. A desperate guy can have sex with the most ugly loser woman and feels satisfied and more happy afterwards.

Women do not have the same need for it, but they have emotional needs. So they give it up in order to make the guy commit to them, or get something other out of him, like a promotion, money, his sole attention.. whatever is their goal. You see?

>>34813051
I explained it once before, at some point our sister mentioned that her husband's sister owns a vacation home they rarely use, Emma got in contact with said person, they agreed to let her use it as a post-birthday retreat for the weekend. I doubt we could afford a place like this on our own.

No updates, just woke up. Unless you wanna hear about my morning wood.

>>34816177
Women are manipulative cunts, everyone knows that. Blame evolution, or something. But about the casual sex, they don't have some master plan everytime they take up some guy's offer, sometimes they just want to get dicked. It's not like they don't get horny.

>>34816303
>our sister mentioned that her husband's sister
Make her husband fuck his own sister so you can have her to yourself with a clear conscience

>>34816418
>Offer
They are persuaded into it.
They would not make an offer themselves.

I used to talk a lot to this girl on skype and every time she was horney, before me talking her into having sex with me, she had been just ignoring it.

>>34816418
>They would not make an offer themselves
>they take up some guy's offer
Yes, that's what I said. My point still stands.

>>34816435
I don't know how I would "make" them do that.

Also don't fuck your sister, ImoutoEra guy.

>>34816482
I think that is a measure of how important they really think it is.

It's something they might agree to if they get talked into it, by a good looking guy who they think might commit to them, or who can prove he "really loves them" or whatever other conditions they have.

>>34816685
If it's a good looking guy, I doubt that only that 1 girl would be interested in him. As far as he's concerned, if she doesn't put out, he'll just go for someone else. Unless he actually wants to be in a relationship with her. If that's the case, he hasn't realized the mistake he has made.

>>34815838
She's too young for you to be doing stuff like that

>>34811721
That depends on the weather. It's usually hot here, but if it's cool I like being outside.

>>34814803
I see you woke at your usual time again. Did you fall asleep any easier?

Is your letter looking good?

More of the same on the sleep end, but I'm not expecting immediate results
About the letter, I actually finished it yesterday, and I'm kinda proud because it had to be done before . I even put it in a little envelope, I'll leave it somewhere he'll find it Monday night

>>34817839
Are you satisfied with how the letter came out?
The envelope's a nice touch.

>>34817839
Is it pink and have you sprayed it with some perfume

>>34817918
Eh, I knew I wouldn't be 100% satisfied with it, but it's the most I'm gonna get out of it so I can't complain. I don't know what he's gonna think when he reads it so yea hiding in the bathroom is still an option
>>34818069
No it's a white blank envelope, I don't know anyone who owns pink envelopes

>>34818147
It's like you're not even trying to get him to fuck you

>>34818161
The last thing I need is him seeing a pretty pink princess envelope like I'm 12

>>34818229
>implying you won't always be a cute little girl to him

>>34818147
Does he work on Tuesday?
If you do end up hiding in the bathroom, make sure you have food, drinks, your phone charger, and a pillow.

>>34818239
Yea but there's no need to reinforce it
>>34818248
Ah fuck I don't even know, he probably is working I'll find out
I'll bring stuff to camp out and shit, probably gonna be talking through the door for at least 20 minutes

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>>34818456
>she doesn't wanna be a cute little girl

>>34818456
Well I hope everything goes well for you. I'm fairly certain nothing bad will happen because of the letter. The worst that can happen is you both get really embarrassed and can't look each other in the eyes for a few days.

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>>34818456
yfw Laura actually gets laid after giving him the letter.

>>34818604
Don't get her hopes up, she's got less than a one percent chance of ever having sex with him, or being in a romantic relationship with him, and that's something she has to accept and move on with her life after she gives him the letter.

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>>34818493
He'll never touch my if all he sees is his little girl
>>34818604
Don't get my hopes up
>>34818550
That's not the worst case scenario, realistically the worst is the letter comes off as batshit insane

>>34818786
>the letter comes off as batshit insane
Well, he should be used to that from you by now.

Really, don't stress out about it. You'll be fine.
Even if he gets angry about it for some reason, just explain to him that the letter was a way for you to sort out your feelings and move on, and you won't try anything anymore.

>>34818872
I tried to make that clear in the letter, and I really can't promise not trying anything anymore, sometimes in the moment it just feels like the right thing to do and I just do it without thinking. I keep myself in check but I don't know I misread cues a lot with him

>>34818902
Then apologize in advance for not always reading cues correctly. He'll understand, guys do the same thing. I'm sure he's embarrassed himself while courting your mom more times than you've done the same with him.

Whether you realize it or not, you've really grown as a person and matured a lot since you've joined these threads.

>>34819132
>Then apologize in advance for not always reading cues correctly.
Okay
>Whether you realize it or not, you've really grown as a person and matured a lot since you've joined these threads.
Thanks, I'm really grateful for being able to talk and having people who listen

>>34819258
I'm always happy to read people's stories, and glad when I'm able to help them out at least a little bit.

My brother almost got in a fight with someone because of me. He said that he was trying to stop talking to him and get him out of his life anyways. I feel bad that my brother had to do something because of me though.

He came by at like 2:00. My brother was giving him something, the whole thing was kind of sketchy but it turned out my brother just has his ps4 and he was about to leave to drive and see his family or something.

We were sitting on the couch while my brother was looking for a controller. It was fine because he seemed nice enough. Then he put his hand on my thigh and started getting closer to me. I tried to get up but he grabbed me, he asked me if I wanted to go with him and he reached for my face. All I remember is that I screamed, he shoved me pretty hard and I fell off the couch. Then I heard my brother shouting and telling him to get out and the guy yelled something like "she's a stupid fucking dyke anyways" and left. I cried for a while because it was just a lot to take in.

I'm okay though

>>34819788
Are you okay emotionally though?

>>34819788
That's fucking horrible. Thank god your brother is there for you

>>34819788
If I was your brother in that situation, I would have ended up being in jail that night. I'm glad you're not hurt.
Don't let other people judging you hurt your feelings. You've done nothing wrong, and you're a beautiful person.

>>34819835
Not really but I'm not really okay emotionally ever.

>>34819862
Yeah he can be kind of cold or harsh but he's really protective. There's a line that you don't cross with him. He beat up a guy over my sister once.

>>34819939
He would have gotten physical if he needed to but the guy was kind of big so I think he just wanted to get him out.

>>34819788
Don't blame yourself, he's just an asshole. You didn't do anything wrong
And it doesn't seem like your brother lost anyone he even liked

>>34819970
Are you still liking how your hair feels?

>>34820223
Yeah I think it's cool. It makes life easier because I don't have to care about it.

>>34820460
>I don't have to care about it
That's not necessarily true, it's just a lot easier to take care of.
Does your sister like it?
Are you going to keep it short from now on?
Are you planning on doing anything for Valentine's day?

>>34820597
My sister likes to run her fingers through it. She says she likes it but she could always just be saying that to be nice.

I'm not planning on doing anything for Valentine's Day though. Just me and some video games probably.

>>34820767
>Just me and some video games probably
Why not take your sister on a walk? Or play some games with her. Maybe cook something together, that could be fun.

What kind of games do you like to play?

>>34820925
If she wants to do something then I'll do it. I'm okay with not doing anything though, I'm sort of used to it.

I used to like to play games like battlefront and midnight club 3 but my parents got me a WiiU for really cheap and I've been enjoying it a lot. I'm hoping they might get me a switch when it comes out.

>>34821411
>Battlefront
My dad got the game because he wanted to play it, when he finally let me get in I just really wanted to play Boba Fett and Han Solo and it took a while but I finally did and they were both fun. My dad stopped playing really quick though, he was actually pretty good at it

>>34821411
I don't want to sound mean or rude, but if you really want to have a romantic relationship with your sister, then you need to stop relying on her to push things forward all the time and take the initiative once in a while. She's probably shy about these things too. It's good that you're willing to do something with her if she asks, but you should ask her if she wants to do something on Valentine's day, so she at least knows that you'd like to spend time together like that.

>>34821696
Who's better at video games, you or your dad?

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Busy last couple of days for me, but we finally got everything moved into the new place yesterday. We spent most of the rest of the day unpacking and making ourselves at home.
Neither of us had really eaten at all and we were both feeling beat, so L pretty insistent on ordering in and just hunkering down to unwind instead of cooking anything ourselves.
The night was pretty normal, all things considered, but it took a bit unexpectedly turn during the later half.

>It's already pretty late by the time we got our food and finished eating, so we cuddled of up on the couch together to with the aim of just watching stuff and relaxing.
>Settle in for what we figure will be a low key end to a stressful week.
>L is nestled into me with her head on my chest and we have a blanket pulled over the both of us.
>It hits me like a ton of bricks.
>I feel a deep contentment, but more than that, I feel a truly deep happiness.
>Not quite sure how to explain it, and it kind of makes me feel dumb thinking about it.
>Kind of fucked up to say when I think about it, but it was the realization that my life was good.
>I start chuckling to myself, which disturbed L's resting place enough for her to ask me why I was laughing.
>Start poorly explaining to her what I was thinking about.
>Feel my face getting redder as I explain myself.
>She lets me embarrassingly stumble my way through my little monologue.
>L looks at me and simply replies 'dork'.
>I lean in to kiss her.
>'Yeah, but you still love me'
>L tells me I'm lame and proceeds to kiss me back.
>This goes into a bit of a back and forth with the kissing getting long and deeper each time.
>Don't know how long it went on for, but before I knew it, L was under me and my hand was under her shirt teasing her nipples.
>She takes my hand, leads it down stomach and under her pants.
>L:'Feel how wet I am?'
>Jesus H Christ.

>>34821775
Me for sure, I hate to root my own horn but I'm pretty decent at most games I play, mostly because it drives me insane to see my stats/rank drop so I get really competitive, to a fault probably. I made him make his own account because I didn't want my numbers to slip, I can be kind of an ass about things like that
And in terms of mechanics battlefront isn't too hard, there practically no recoil and most guns can snipe easily. He's pretty decent at most though, rarely he'll actually buy one for himself, he tends to just check out whatever I get,

>>34822166

>She just looks at me.
>Love, happiness, nervousness, embarrassment, lust all in her face.
>I don't think I've ever seen her face with so many mixed emotions.
>I know exactly what she wants to say.
>'Are you sure?'
>L just nods so we head upstairs to our bedroom.

I guess you could say the rest is history. Me and L finally took that plunge together.
It was long, slow process starting out. Getting her accustomed to me seemed to take an eternity, but I didn't want to hurt her.
God though, thinking about seeing her naked like that for the first time, I don't think I've ever seen her look so small and frail before.
It's not like I wasn't nervous as all hell myself, but her usually spunky cavalier attitude just wasn't there. Felt a huge relief when her usual self started to creep back in as we both became more comfortable.

I think both me and L didn't fully realize what had just happened until after the fact.
We were laying next to each other, sweaty. I had one arm around her and she was cuddled up into me with my fresh spunk still on all over her stomach and chest,
and we just sort of both start laughing. L then says that she hopes I realize that I have to clean up the mess I made and throw new sheets on the bed.
I pinch her cheek and told her that it's her fault that the sheets are so wet to begin with. So after some post-coitus bickering we do a little cleaning up and decide to have a shower together.

I guess the the only note worthy thing after that, aside from the cuddling and falling asleep together, was L poking and questioning me about my penis while we showered.

I expected things to be different when I woke up this morning but it was business as usual, the only difference being that L suggested we could have a repeat of last night.

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>>34822166
>Kind of fucked up to say when I think about it, but it was the realization that my life was good
>you will never know this feel

>>34822166
>>34822322
Oh boy, it finally happened.
Now impregnate her.

>>34822322
>all over her stomach and chest
You did it wrong.
Congrats, I guess

>>34822230
>didn't want my numbers to slip
I understand, I do the same when others play my games.

How often do you play with/against each other?

>>34822459
Life can be shit sometimes, but as look as your willing to wade through the shit you can get something worthwhile.

>>34822463
Sometime after she's done with university.

>>34822498
Not getting her pregnant yet.

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>>34822611
>Not getting her pregnant yet
>yet

>>34822643
For real, little buddy. You're not contributing at all. Stop.

>>34822669
And I suppose you are.

>>34822498
I don't have a lot of games we can play with/against each other, we play Madden a lot, which usually ends with my shoulder being bruised because he gets a little into it and forgets he's strong
When I play single player games he'll watch though

>>34822611
>Sometime after she's done with university.
And that is when?

>>34823195

She's done her undergrad next year.
She's talked about going to grad school. If she does I think it's another three or four years after that.

Her spending more time is school isn't a big deal for me since it gives me more time to save up to buy some land somewhere.

>>34823410
Tell her to be your housewife.

>>34823480

We've already talk a little about our direction for the future, she's not opposed to the idea.

L just want to make sure I'm not overburdened by being the solo breadwinner in the future.

>>34822322
Please post a pic of a girl that looks like her

>>34816518
Are you going to tell your sister Em kissed you on V.day like she said?

Where the fuck are all my bumpers?

>>34825586
here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulltaVWepn0

>>34823854
>being the solo breadwinner in the future

I might be getting a little too ideological on /r9k/, but isn't that a given? A man being the provider and the woman being housekeeper? Especially when you and your sister eventually become a proper family with kids.

But yeah, I know it's a different West now. Just remember that the mother is still the one who's supposed to rear the kids and not the state. Follow the rules of God and nature.

>>34826085
>Follow the rules of God
No thanks, I'd rather not kill my kids for disobeying me

What do you guys think of the incest community on reddit?

>>34826163
That's a thing?

>>34826261
Yup
/r/incest_relationships/

>>34826163
there's something kind of creepy about that place.

>>34826344
>>34826389
I read 3 posts and my brain hurt. If you're gonna fuck your family, learn how to read and write.

>>34826566
Have you always been thicc? Do you want to be not thicc? Have you put any effort into not being thicc?

What if Emma actually has a cuck fetish and is watching Pat get fucked by the other two guys at this very moment?

>>34826672
It's not like I'm super fat, or anything, just kinda, I dunno, plump, I guess? I actually used to be skinnier, but I put on some weight after I finished school and basically stopped ever leaving the house.Nii-chan says he likes it.

>>34827390
>stopped ever leaving the house
Why don't you go out on a walk with your brother once in a while? Depending on where you live and what season it is, going on walks can be very pretty nice.

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Page hachi bumpu

>>34826085
She was talking about prior to having kids or after they've grow up a bit, just to give us some extra spending money. She's adamant about being around to raise any children we might have, largely because of our own upbringing.

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Good night bumpu

For the posters in an incestuous relationship

Do you watch incest porn with your SO?

Laura, did you find out if your dad's working on Valentine's day? Did anything of interest happen today?

HSG, is your sister doing alright?

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>>34828266
that's what I'm talking about. just so you know, you have my full support.

>>34829373
Funny the second I get on my phone to say something else
Yea he's not off, it was a long shot anyways but I have an idea for that
The reason I got my phone was because they apparently I passed out on the couch, the last thing I remember was reading something and feeling tired for whatever reason. The next thing I remember is a 46 year old man blowing in my ear through a straw, me falling off the couch, and said 46 year old man laughing his ass off. He's in the shower now, I'm gonna pour cold water in him, he deserves it
Hsg's sister is doing

>>34829691
I don't know what the fuck just switched off in my head, but I meant "I also wonder how Hsg's sister is doing"

>>34829691
>I'm gonna pour cold water in him,
So you're gonna get in the shower with him.
L-lewd.

>>34829691
>feeling tired for whatever reason
Probably because you're sleeping four hours a day.

>I'm gonna pour cold water in him
I think giving him an ice water enema is going a bit far, all you did was fall off a couch

Do you want him to read the letter before he goes to work or after he gets home?

>>34829785
Yea totally
Nah I'm just gonna pour it over and have a small amount of hope he escalates things

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>Sis left her room on time
>Unicorn time baby
>Shot that down and asked to go to my room
>Told her that wasn't the best idea to sleep together when her friend is here
>She didn't want to sleep
>Started to push me to my room
>As always, she was taking lead of it all
>Next thing I knew we were on my bed having my shorts taken off
>Well, there it popped out
>Bit of silence before she piped up
>H: "Now what?"
>Stammered out a weak response for her to lick it
>It was just the tip of her tongue, but it still felt great
>Especially since it was the underside of the head
>Eventually led to her having her lips on it
>This went on for a while before I felt that I was about to finish
>Started to freak out for her to get the tissues
>She kept hitting me to keep quiet
>Too late, finished off on her hands
>Wiped off my children off of her palms and went to wash them
>Goodnight kiss and then I realized I just tasted myself a bit

I think she took my health with that load because I came down with a bad fever today. No work for me tomorrow.

>>34830020
Tell her to let you eat her out.

Also, will you eat her ass or no?

>>34830020
>Brendan got a blowjob during your lifetime.
Nice going, now it's your turn to eat her.

>>34830070
>>34830070
I don't think she wants me sneezing on her down there at the moment. As I said before, we're going our own pace and we'll get to that. Personally, I'm not a type of person that's into that kind of ass stuff.

>>34830020
Your sister sounds scary but in a cute way
>>34829963
>Probably because you're sleeping four hours a day.
You giving me lip boy?
yea I know it's an issue, but I'm trying more than I've tried in a while
>I think giving him an ice water enema is going a bit far
Ew, I didn't notice until you pointed it out
Like he'd let me that close to his dick
>Do you want him to read the letter before he goes to work or after he gets home?
The idea is before so he has time and space to mull it over, then when he comes home, I gauge his reaction, and go from there

>>34830307
Just get in there and pour water on him. Check out his dick and ass while you're at it.

>>34830380
I want him to think he's safe first, I have the cup, just waiting to hear music
And he has a cute butt, weird thing is my mom always says "you've got your dad's ass kid" but I don't see it

>>34830307
>You giving me lip boy?
Yea, what are you gonna do, fight me?

I'm glad that you're actually trying, I honestly thought you'd try it once or twice and give up. Even if it doesn't start working soon, if you consistently do yoga before you go to sleep, you'll end up training you body to fall asleep after doing yoga.

So are you gonna put it in his uniform pocket or something?

>>34830435
>my mom always says "you've got your dad's ass kid" but I don't see it
That's because it's behind you, silly

She's doing alright. She has a couple more days in the hospital. I guess my new boss has some sympathy about her situation because she gave me a week off. Money will be tight, it already is, but I'll make it work, she's isn't going to be fed by me for a couple weeks anyways. Apparently her break was worse than I had originally thought based on what they told me so she's being stabilized longer than I thought. She's also on some pretty crazy painkillers which led to an awkward and funny situation. I was putting her in her wheelchair and she kissed me on the cheek and said "I love you, Anon! Kiss me!" Everyone played it off as the painkillers talking though.

Got him, he yelled "WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCK" then his voice calmly lowered and he said "I'm gonna enjoy my shower, get out, get dressed, and kill you"
See you all in Valhalla

>>34830248
I'm proud of you beargguy, you delightfully awkward bastard.

>>34830533
Fight the good fight.

>>34830533
He won't be able to kill you if you stay in your room and get naked

>>34830533
KEK
How was his dick and ass?

>>34830520
Has did your mom react to your sister getting hit by a car?

>>34830509
>Yea, what are you gonna do, fight me?
Yea deer head
>So are you gonna put it in his uniform pocket or something?
No, I want to talk to him about it before he leaves so I'm gonna a leave it on his dresser
>That's because it's behind you, silly
Are you a dad? Cause that's a dad joke
>>34830573
I'll try, I'm gonna lose but I'll try
>>34830588
I can't argue with that logic...
He's out and getting dressed, talking about how he's gonna break my neck

>>34830832
Do it, stay in your room naked, he either fucks you or doesn't do anything.

>>34830832
>not waiting for him naked on his bed

you had one chance you silly girl.

>>34830756
With a phone call telling her to lie when the custody case gets rolling.

>>34830832
>Yea deer head
I'll headbutt you and not feel a thing, but you'll have a headache for the rest of the day

>Are you a dad? Cause that's a dad joke
I will be some day, and dad jokes are a fine art. You should learn to appreciate them.

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>>34830020
Holy fuck...Y...You make me proud Brendan!

>Laura really is fucking with her dad as we speak.

I didn't see anything, he said "okay, I'm coming" so I yelled "okay but naked". Thought I had him, but he said "okay, I'll close my eyes and whatever I hit I hit"
I should probably greentext this
>Obviously don't want him to start swinging
>Put on my Amendola jersey
>It's oversized since jerseys don't go by shirt size so it works
>told him I was dressed
>He came in and said he was going to tickle my til I shit myself
>Starts tickling me
>Shirt must've rode up, he noticed I had nothing on under, stopped, and sat me up
>I don't really know what I was thinking, but I said "we can't kiss can we?"
>"No"
>He hugged me, said he'd find a way to get me back
>I started slowly leaned in to kiss him and he stopped me
>He ruffled my hair and kissed me in the head
I'm kinda disappointed but I don't knows what I expected

Glad to hear things are going well HSG, the thing with the painkillers was cute

>>34787556
they are made by lust driven neckbeards who've never had a sister and make these threads desparetly hopeing for a greentext that someone fucked their sister so he can live throught them in his head and fap to them.

>>34832306
>I don't really know what I was thinking
You were thinking that you didn't want to fuck up by misreading cues again, and asked for clarification. Good job.

I didn't expect you to actually get naked. Are you really that ticklish?

>>34832438
I'm not super ticklish or anything, I guess it sounded worse than tickling me till I pee
>>34831809
And as usual I'm here to disappoint

>>34832608
Well at least you tried, maybe your letter on V-day will change his mind.

>>34833247
It won't. Don't get her hopes up, it will only make it hurt more.

>>34833247
Probably not but hey I sure know how to kill all the excitement in a thread
I'm kinda bummed out so I'm just gonna go and sleep in his bed

>>34833366
How is your letter going?

>>34833366
Do the yoga first. Good night.

I'm going to sleep, too. Good night everyone.

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Quick evening Anal bumpage

We're home now. Not much to say about the trip in hindsight, it was very relaxing and orgy-free. Tonight has been less relaxing.

Em's best friend knows we have sex now. We came home, Em's friend hung out for a little while. She told us she's "amazed and kinda jealous" at how well we get along and nervously asked how "that thing you're doing" is going. Em said bonding with me is the best thing that ever happened to her, friend asked how far we're gonna take this, Em announced way-too-excitedly that we're going to get married someday. Emfriend didn't know what to say for a minute, but then asked what that means for Em's children plans. Em glanced at me, apparently she thought my expression meant "OH YEAH FUCKING SPILL ALL THE BEANS I DON'T CARE", because then Em said she "might be pregnant right now for all we know". Her friend kinda crumpled and looked down for awhile, then got up and told us she really had to go. She didn't have a ride, so Em's driving her home now. Hopefully she's not making the situation worse.

I feel like I should be worried, but I'm just tired.

>>34834846
Does your sister know now, too?

>>34835072
No. Unless Em told her for some stupid reason.

>>34834846
Jesus christ! Em is so telling your friend how much you have fucked her, right now.
Also answer this. >>34824773

>>34830520
Damn my dude you deserve more (You)s. Did she like it a lot when you picked her up? Is she hard to pick up? How big is she? How big are you? Did she wrap her arms around your neck and look into your eyes like a bride and her husband?

>>34830520
>I was putting her in her wheelchair and she kissed me on the cheek and said "I love you, Anon! Kiss me!"
That must have been fun.
Tease her with this once the effect goes away.

>>34835146
I think I will, but I'm still trying to figure out how to say it. Like, whether I should continue with the one-sided love facade or if I should just be honest.

I'm the only child, parents are 1000 km away. What do?

>>34834846
RIP pat. We're watching the world crumble around him and none of us can help him. I hope everything works out and em doesn't tell everyone everything. Godspeed.

>>34835336
With a situation like that, the only solutions I have are jerk off or kill yourself.

>>34835386
I don't think the other 70+ people in the lecture hall would like to watch me do either of these things

>>34835430
I mean, you're already posting in an incest thread on a Taiwanese sweatshop forum in the middle of class, so I don't think it's much of a jump. Also if you go with option 2, you won't be around to care what they think.

>>34834846
No offense but your little sister is a baka retard for spilling the beans.

Summoning Mr. Osaka

>>34835203
I think so, I don't think she would have pulled that line if she didn't.

Not really, I used to lift somewhat regularly, I had to drop my membership though. Once I start getting on my new paycheck a bit more and the amount of money I have on a regular basis builds then I'll get back to it.

She's 5'7", sorry to kill the smol chain. She's around 120lbs too which really isn't much from my perspective.

6'1" and about 230lbs. I have a little junk in the trunk right now.

She did wrap her arms around my neck and look at me. I'm not going to give you the pleasure of me thinking about us in that setting.

>>34835262
I probably, after I gave her a hard time about the whole peeing incident I've been avoiding teasing her about anything. She's not like completely gone either, she knows what she said, she just doesn't have any shame now. She really didn't have much shame before.

Long story short, Emfriend had to be convinced that Emma is okay and not being raped, she was sobbing when Em walked her up to her house, Em tried to comfort her but all she would say is that she doesn't know what to do now. Em told her to get some sleep, came home, told me what happened, and said she plans on inviting her to dinner tomorrow so all three of us can talk.

And now I need to go to bed.

>>34837080

This does sound like the beginning of the end,

Getting outsiders involved will never end well.

>>34801989
I have been gone for weeks, what has ic and pat been up too?

>>34837374
There's a good chance IC knocked up his sister. We're talking busting a fat load inside of her, not like Pat's "oh no a little jizz dribbled onto the outside of her vagina!" Apparently she was experiencing pregnancy symptoms too. He said she wants to run if she is.

>>34837484
Oh good, I guess I will start check in again.
How is pat? Have they butt stuff yet?

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Out of curiosuty, where is the sauce of this?

>>34836681

Yes my friend?

I may or may not be in deep shit as I do not know if my sister is pregnant or not.

>>34837701
What happened to getting the morning after pill? Did you not ask her if she was on any kind of birth control yet?

>>34837080
>being in a relationship means someone is always getting raped
What is wrong with some people?

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>>34837701
man you fucked up fast.

>>34837682
Ah fuck that's cute. I want to know too.

>>34837682
https://exhentai.org/g/1014004/2339d39f8b/

Can't you just reverse image search or something

>>34837899
>>34837798
I kind of forgot about it, and she forgot about it too since she took a weaker pill that turned out to do nothing more than make her sick.

Then I asked a friend in medical school and they said birth control pills in Japan are weaker.

So yeah, I honestly have no clue what's going on.

>>34838006
At this point, you should probably see a doctor. Maybe they could prescribe something stronger, or something that won't make her sick.

>>34837080
People are probably gonna assume that since you're older, it's kinda dumb but people would do the same if I was with my father
>>34837057
>6'1" 230lbs
I knew you were a big guy. Good luck with everything

Anyhow, bad night. I got in my dad's bed after I put on some underwear and just laid there like normal for a while. He wasn't asleep yet and I felt bad about making earlier awkward so I apologized, all he said was he's"getting used to it" in sort of a fed up tone. I started apologizing profusely and my body was like "oh start crying too? Yea let's do that" so now I'm crying and repeating "I'm sorry" over and over to seemingly no end hugging him
He seemed kind of upset and told me it was okay, this is the real kicker, I started begging him to love me. Like, just straight up begging like a 5 year old downie who saw a Hershey bar at the checkout aisle. He kept saying he does love me but I eventually got a grip and left for my own bed. I got in and knocked out.
Sorry I forgot to mention earlier, K had to help his roommate with something on Sunday and said we could reschedule

>>34839027
Update, before he left I apologized once and he just hugged me really tight and told me to stop, and that he loves me "every which way up and down but that way"

>>34839299
Welp, game over, time to pack your bags

>>34839027
What was his expression/attitude when you were begging?

Wowee Batman we need a bump

>>34840136
He seemed confused and upset, I think he was more upset about seeing me like that than anything

>>34840973
Are you feeling better now?

>>34841085
I mean, I was close to throwing up and I'm not anymore, but when he left I got in bed and still don't want to get out
That was probably the most pathetic/crazy thing I've ever done in my life, like a whole 'nother kind of mental low, he'll never look at me normally again, like even after all this has passed he's never gonna forget that

>>34841161
He's your dad. He's never gonna forget anything you do. But no matter what you do, he'll still love you.
If you end up staying in bed all day, make sure you get up, stretch, and walk around a bit every few hours.
I'll be here for most of the day if you wanna talk to someone.

>>34800683
Kamerad

>>34841308
I don't want to talk about this anymore
Why don't you talk? What kind of music do you like? How old are you? What's your social?

>>34841347
>How old are you?
20

>What kind of music do you like?
Well, I "like" most music, a much shorter list is music I dislike. My favorite kinds of music are heavy metal, classic metal, and classic rock.

>What's your social?
I'm not really sure what you mean by that, sorry.

I'm not really that interesting, but feel free to ask more questions.