/britfeel/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXp64bltOnQ

bogdanoff is my husbando edition

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BEST bread in the world. Bread simply doesn't get better than Tiger Bread.

THIS IS AN AZU AND JUN POSTER FREE ZONE

TAKE YOUR DRAMA TO YOUR OWN THREAD

>>34657319
Keep your drama in the last thread please.

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>>34657319
much better having me here 2bh

>>34657306
>tiger bread
>clearly looks like a cheetah

>>34657306
Used to make it an supermarket bakery, I wouldnt eat it if I were you lad.

>>34657306
Would you like to see the tiger bread ham and cheese toasties I made the other day

>>34657306
Name a better bread, just try, you fucking can't

best bread bar none.

>>34657340
that's giraffe pattern

>>34657351
Please post your toastiefu

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>>34657319
this

I like waifuposting, I like gayposting.

I HATE normie drama posting, take it to a private chat you insufferable clowns

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>>34657319
>>34657333
>>34657334
Free (you) for Junlad is a generous poster.

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Obligatory pic of Mr Cuddles to piss off the autistic Paki who hates dogs

Also a cheeky bit of my hand

>>34657368
prison gay posting is literally why this thread and the entire website has gone to shit

>>34657319
Azu is back? Why is there drama? Did the two fags fall out

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All bread's shit. Staffordshire oatcakes ftw.

>>34657397
Jun fucked him and then ghosted him for months

Deserved it though, tbqh

>>34657368
i think its mostly people roleplaying for fun but i'm not sure.
>>34657382
could you get him to mount me?

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>>34657382
Cute doggo lad
wish I had a comfy pupper

GOOD LADS ARE GOOD
GOOD LADS ARE BAD
GOOD LADS ARE SAD
GOOD LADS ARE MAD
GOOD LADS ARE LAD
GOOD LADS ARE CHAD

>>34657340
>expecting the dutch to name things properly

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>>34657367
pls don't bully my toastiefu

>>34657411
>ghosted him for months
Kek, that's pretty funny actually. Vintage faggot behaviour. Might give the last thread a glance if Azu cried.

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just had the best shopping trip in chinatown lads

>got my rice vinegar, oyster sauce, shrimp paste and soy sauce you can't find in britshit markets
>got myself a pandan bun, a sweet bean bun and a mocchi
>went to the buffet for a takeaway box and absolutely crammed a box full of sweet and sour pork+chicken till it practically exploded, and the other box is compressed with shitloads of siu mai and spring rolls
>made my own rice

Only ate about half the stuff, but that's fucking it for the entire day, satisfied as shit.

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>>34657422
This is my dog mate.

Pic related.

What you think of my dogger lad?

>>34657467
Bread is a bit thicc, but otherwise looks delish

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>>34657474
this was what he posted
originoli

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>>34657483
looks great lad

Small dogs are best dogs

>>34657475
Manchester China Town?

gf is mad at me because i 'dont understand female fashion' apparently 150 quid leggings are completely reasonable

>>34657483
Looks cute, very jealous!

>>34657490
>he doesn't like it thicc
Pleb

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>>34657368
literally life goals in that pic right there.
>>34657497
I thought i accepted his friend request... i wouldnt mind seeing him naked again sometime.

>>34657517
Way too expensive for leggings, I'd feel bad cumming on them

>>34657490
thank you friendlad

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31 years old lads. Of course no gf EVER.

Just decided I'm ready to start dating. Can the normies tell me where I should start?

>>34657534
Worried about the edges of the crust cutting the roof of my mouth tbqh

>>34657475
>china town
>gets shitty microwavable rice you find in any supermarket

lad, please

China town is the ONLY place I can find decent rice

everywhere else is long grain basmati shit.

>fivehead's always shiney

It's not even greasy ffs.

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>>34657412
Come to daddy, lad

>>34657475
What's that glazed meat in the chippy takeaway box?

>>34657579
always wanted to suck off a dog desu

>>34657535

>Yourself
>Azulad
>Sakulad
>DB
>Meguminlad
>Nymphanon
>Lenposter

Please rate the cuteness/desperateness of these waifuposters, I want a girl(male)friend

>>34657562

don't be daft, I have my own ricecooker and make the rice fresh.

Pic is unrelated.

But yeah, fucking basmati shit YOU FUCKIN PAKIS AND PAJEETS STOP FUCKIN GIVING US THESE SHITSTAIN RICE.

>>34657512

yeah.

can't get enough of ho's bakery, best part is the buffet with takeaway boxes is just under it.

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>>34657497
Wew, cheers lad. Trip/namefags always bring the tragic laughs without fail.

>>34657579
Stop posting that horrible chav dog that will undoubtedly rip a kids face off in the near future.

>>34657535
>i wouldnt mind seeing him naked again sometime.
so did you fuck or not

>>34657552
I'll be joining you in 2 months

Not dating though, unfortunately. I'm balding and ugly

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>>34657535
how cute is sakulad?

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Rate my waifu, lads. She's a tsundere goth redhead.

>>34657539
pretty much my thoughts tbqhwy, im trying to redpill her on materialism but shes too engrossed in /fa/

>>34657535
were you one of the """gays""" that met up for lewd shit a month or two ago?

Another week of feels, here are some of the middle-length ones:

>tfw no aerosol huffing chav bf
>tfw you win the big inflatable
>tfw massively cucked by London
>tfw stuck in ottermode forever
>tfw having dinner for breakfast
>tfw royalty posts on /britfeel/
>tfw stuck in a lazy seaside town
>tfw no received pronunciation gf
>tfw in bed but don't feel /snug/
>tfw to intelligent to pass exams
>tfw struggling to find the words
>tfw no money to take care of one
>tfw humping bed while typing this
>tfw no neo-liberal gf to red pill
>tfw no neo-liberal gf to red pill
>tfw no Zizek to fist fuck in Gulag
>tfw smoke your own home grown stash
>tfw used a poundland lock for months
>tfw, don't know anything interesting
>tfw doggo has a bigger cock than you
>tfw simon mayo will never be your dad
>tfw Len bullies you because you said
>tfw no 20 quid gloryhole in your area
>tfw I didn't ham it up at the doctors
>tfw unsure if the Nytol worked or not
>tfw will never own a small, comfy bar
>tfw taken to smoking my cig butts ree
>tfw quitting my sertraline cold turkey
>tfw on dnp and burning 4500 cals a day
>tfw Tracer's VA is a qt from Harrogate
>tfw didn't visit London until I was 14
>tfw basically got paid to watch a film
>tfw Henry Hoover has a gf and you don't
>tfw when you get the 500 GBP inflatable
>tfw too awkward to make a grindr account
>tfw you get a job working on gods server
>tfw no robot friendly dealer in rochdale
>tfw you will never grad the inflatables
>tfw combined washing machine/tumble dryer
>tfw unironically enjoy halal turkey bacon
>tfw no sex or comfy spooning til Wednesday
>tfw you'll never race mix with an asian qt
>tfw she's taking me on holiday in February
>tfw xmas holidays has come to an end almost
>tfw men can't just wear leggings like women
>tfw we're heading towards a dystopian future

Sometimes I wonder about scraping feels from all of /r9k/ and putting them on a website where you could click a button and it would give you a random feel.

>>34657622
>I'm balding and ugly

I'm a baldy cunt too, but whatever, I grew a beard and think it makes me look quite /alpha/ to be honest.

Not sure I'd say I'm ugly though. But still, do you think it's too far to get a bit of man make up? I bought some teeth whitener yesterday as well.

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>>34657497
I want to hug him til he feels better

So whens Kent and Cumbria coming back?

>>34657661
>to intelligent to pass exams

>to

Got to be b8 right m8?

>>34657665
I'm baby faced. Growing a beard makes me look like the kind of person who makes Lets Plays and talks about how Trump is Hitler.

I know nothing about make up, so can't say anything about it. Teeth whitener seems a bit strange though

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>>34657592
azulad top cute but hard to get.
Junlad handsome male :^) good looking charm.
DB is cute and easy but has a hidden dark side.
sakulad is up for anything and wants a bf right now.
Nymphanon is into too much crazy stuff for me but looks great irl.
Never seen lenlad but from what i know attempted victims describe an angelic(male) figure...
>>34657628

>>34657645
uh, more like a year ago for me but its continuous.

>>34657695
kent can fuck right off No bully

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>>34657697
>tfw to intelligent to fall for bait

>>34657602
Stop trying to pretend you're concerned about kids, you subversive little Paki.. me and Mr Cuddles are onto you and your dog hating Muslim ways

>>34657709
>kent can fuck right off No bully
Why?

do you lads think Chelsea's going to run away with the title again this year?

>>34657705
>Teeth whitener seems a bit strange though

Pushing the boat out lad. Do you think buying a Rolex would attract gold diggers though? I'm aiming high here.

>>34657695
I don't know

Whens Mayuri and Aqua coming back?

>this cringe as fuck community
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

>>34657750
i inherited a rolex off my grandad, im not really a 'watch person' but i've grown to like it. it certainly attracts a lot of attention which isnt always a good thing

>>34657750
They can't tell the difference between fake and real anyway

>>34657765
>Whens Mayuri and Aqua coming back?
Legit who's

>>34657730
dont worry about it.

>>34657765
all the lads should come back, but i doubt it.

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>>34657709
god I wish I was gay, you lot seem disgustingly lewd

>>34657772

It wasn't so bad a few days ago. I think memeforcers and dramalads have turned it up to eleven for some reason.

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>>34657765
>Whens Mayuri and Aqua coming back?
>Mayuri

Didn't you hear? I think it was a few weeks back now

>>34657795
>dont worry about it.
Because they pretended to be a girl or because they bullied you and your mates?

>tfw no shotgun to blow your brains out of the back of your head

>>34657804
Don't worry, they aren't gay either

Just pretend they're the waifus. That's what they do

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>tfw literal who
feels safe

>>34657821
I know Aqua got taken into care but Mayuri is fine, he could come back.

>>34657824
Because they're a girl, and these attention whoring prison fags want nothing more in life than to suckle at the same validation that women get day in, and day out.

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>>34657804
why don't you spend the night with me and really find out.

>>34657552
>Download Tinder
>Get swiping
>Have a better opener than "Hey" or "Hows it going"

>>34657827
You can build a slam shotty pretty easily mate.

Waifu posting is fine but why attach a pic to every post?

Just get a trip

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Alright you cringeworthy waifufaggots have done it, I shall be leaving the thread for a few hours (shame because my posts really are quality).

I shall return later and hope you've all left to do whatever normie shit you get upto

>>34657866
What about speed dating mate.

>>34657852
can I join in too? :3

>>34657709
hmmhmm I see. Which would you reccommend for boy-wifing?

also whose penises have you seen and/or touched?

>>34657868
Getting hold of shells would be pretty difficult

>>34657344
You don't make it in the supermarket it comes in frozen from a production line. All the "baker" does is throw it in the oven for 10 minutes.

t. "baker"

>>34657895
Does that even exist anymore?
DESU lad you've fucked up, the dating world was so much easier in your early 20s before smartphones. It's the worst it has ever been thanks to apps like Tinder allowing every woman to be put on a pedestal at the tap of an app.

If I'd have realised this before I lost my last GF I'd have tried much harder to keep her.

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Hey guys.
I'm new.

>>34657895

>speed dating

Sounds like a good way to meet 30+ "professional" women who don't have the time to meet somebody through conventional channels

>>34657944
Take that trip off then desu

>>34657944
Hey newfriend, how are you? We hope you get comfy and enjoy your stay

>>34657872
Because it's not about the waifu, it's about getting a personality. The waifu is just there so you can become 'Xlad' and circlejerk with other lonely boys who think they can handle going gay.

>>34657935
I know the guy earlier in the thread was taking the piss, but the original guy who said this bread was the best in the world was being totally sincere.

Frozen bread dough. He really thinks it's "as good as bread gets". Could anything be any more sad than that? What type of life must that guy have lived? Has he even travelled out of his home town?

Feel very sorry for him.

>>34657944
Hello, friendo!
Neat choice in daughterfu, I loved earthbound.

>>34657944
Walk away while you have a chance

>>34657968
If other bread is better why is tiger bread the best selling bread in the COUNTRY?
Hmm, weird!

>>34657872
I post more than most trips, but I will never use a trip because I'm not a fucking attention whore.

>>34657999
Because it's cheap and readily available.

>>34658012
So is white, wholemeal, sourdough, toastie etc.
What you're saying just doesn't stack up. Very odd.

>>34657968
Based paki who always talks about leaving his home town is here too.
All we need is Amir, Shout and Nigii to appear and there can be a royal rumble of /britfeel/ personalities

>>34657999
Yeah and the number one single in the charts is the best song in the world.

>>34657932
>Getting hold of shells

Fucking hell mate.. you make them as well. Anyway it's legal to purchase the individual components including the propellant without a cert.

Just sneezed and shit myself, lads. Have to leave the shitty y fronts on the floor as my parents have guests round at the moment.

>>34658021
It's probably the best bread you can get in a British supermarket

But to say the best product in a British supermarket is the best thing in the world...well, for anyone who is reasonably well travelled it's just a bad joke. But if you have barely left the country then I suppose you don't know much better.

>>34657999
Tiger bread is the best like standard bread from a super market though.
Maybe you're a rich cunt that goes to a specialist bread shop bakery French twat store. But in Tesco tiger bread reins supreme

>>34657896
okay
>>34657899
they are all good bois lad, (a surprising number)
>>34657999
what about focaccia though.

>>34658069
No arguments here.

But British supermarket food is very, very bad when you have a global perspective. Especially for the price.

>>34658069
Actually meant to reply to this guy
>>34657968

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Anyone else /coopczechlager/ here?
Fast becoming my tipple of choice desu.

>>34658095
It's not though. Tesco literally does the best bread around

how do I stop being so angry? I constantly feel pissed off and every little thing makes me annoyed and irritable.

Just made myself a big bowl shin cup noodle lads. Added half a bottle of ENCONA extra hot sauce. It's gonna be a bit warm this one lads.

>>34658110
Does the best bread around where?

>>34658104
>This morning "Don't think I'll drink today"
>Now "Wish I'd picked up some booze when I was out"

>>34657344
How so anon? Also, how is the tiger effect achieved?

>>34658124
>ruining based shin cup with econa sauce

Whyyyy?

I think I'm gonna do a poo, lads. It'll be more enjoyable than this thread, am I right?

>>34658053
You've done this LARP before. At least think of something new.

>>34658111

How much you sleeping a night? Anything less than eight hours turns me into the incredible hulk.

And probably take some valium/xanax, that helps too.

>>34658128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oomCIXGzsR0

Replace "You're" with "Tesco Bread is"

>>34658124
the enconas (south African hot sauces) taste exactly the same as tabasco sauce to me.
and ive tried quite a few chilli sauces.

these days, I just go ask the paki takeaway to make a big bottle of fresh up for a few quid.
best ive ever had

>>34658052
We're probably on a dozen lists now

>>34658081
please share your waifufag dickpic collection

>>34658164
I'm already on lists and registers mate when the popo locked me up.

>>34658132
You rub water over the dough before baking. Then as it bakes it boils cracking the dough crust. Creating the tiger effects

>>34658160
>takeaway making fresh chilli sauce

You are lucky to live near such a good place lad. The ones near me just have bottles of hot sauce. It's decent though.

>>34658164
>implying anyone on 4chan isn't already on multiple lists

Didn't know there was a new thread lads. Felt like a kid again when my mum left me in asda.

>>34658190
>such a good place lad
well I live in Bradford so its a trade off desu.

>>34658208
Asalamu allaykum brother

>>34658138
>ECONA

Mate it's fucking tangy, salty, spicy deliciousness.. What's not to like. Shin cup soup alone's not even hot.,

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>>34658111
Lay off caffeine, calmed me right down senpai.

>>34658208
Yeah if you couldn't get a decent takeaway in Bradford I'd join the BNP myself

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>tfw think she wants the D

Is there hope lads? Can a 21 year old virgin get with an 18 year old virgin?

>>34657935
Lad, your bakery was shit mate. We made our own dough, 16kg bags of flour, put it int he mixer with about 10l of water, mixed it for 7 minutes. Put it in the hopper, spat that shit out at 400-800g then put some tiger paste on top.

If your bakery just orders in frozen your shop is the fucking pits mate.

t. actual baker

>>34658138
Could work, never know

I thought pulling sliced processed cheese in it would be bad but it works

What happened to Fat Teddy?

>>34658231
Seems like a friendzone vibe to me mate, and I'm not just saying that. I'm not 100% sure though. Post more conversation though and I'll give you a bit more analysis.

>>34658242
>using a mixer
>calling yourself a baker

for shame

>grandmother wants new random lottery number
>go online and find a generator
>entire family moans at me and says it's not truly random - they say "because it's programmed"
>suggest I do it on paper
>tell them it's a waste of time
>refuse to do it
>they've spent half an hour so far writing numbers on paper and cutting them up to put into a bowl

>>34658231
>drunk
>bantz
it's very possible mate, do you ever flirt with each other?

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Got on of those "bluetrack" mice from Microsoft.

It's shit lads, wouldnt bother.

Over sensitive as fuck and not in a good way, though the blue track does allow it to be used on glass desks its still shito though

>>34658295
They are right that it isn't truly random though.

>>34658295

Not random, as it's a selection from a predefined subset of values.

Best off reading an integer from /dev/urandom, which is what any good online PRNG is doing.

>>34658295
>because it's programmed

Fucking could be if it's affiliated with camalot. The lottery is fixed anyway.

>>34658281
Lad it was 16kg of flour and 10l of water, that's just 1 bag of flour, we'd be going through 13 of those a day. The amount of bread coming out was immense.

what's the best way to get rid of a headache? It's driving me crazy.

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Waifuposters need to be removed for a better future

>>34658331
Push your fingers into your eyes.

>>34658331
Heat and pressure usually helps me.
Bit of codeine doesn't hurt either.

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Gonna have to get a new harddrive soon. Only 100 gigs left.

>>34658338
They're scum of the earth tbqh

>>34658338
What lewd things would you do to Yoshi?

>>34658330
Must have been a superstore.

In the smaller ones it's frozen dough. We don't have any mixers or anything, just ovens. Also we only bake once a day, and when it's done, it's done.

>>34658376
>We don't have any mixers or anything, just ovens. Also we only bake once a day, and when it's done, it's done.
Fucking digrace.

>>34658224
Oi, fucking watch it paki

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>>34658338
This, desu. As an aside voluntary human extinction has been an interesting concept to me.

>>34658391
I know mate the whole thing is a disgrace. I can't believe the British public put up with the quality.

I went to a supermarket in France and fucking hell, it's like a different world. Better than Tesco Finest quality for the same price as Everyday Value.

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>>34658279
She's already grinded against me whilst clubbing and we slept together but stopped at genital touching bc we were in somebody else's bed. Our actual conversations are mostly memes and shitposting.

>>34658430
>Slept in the same bed
>Nothing sexual happened

Did she specifically say "No, I don't want to do it because we're in someone else's bed"?

Or did it just not happen?

Lads this Econa enhanced Shin cup's blowing my balls off. Feels so good.

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>>34658371
>>34658416
Now you're getting it.
>>34658372
Unspeakable things to release her true inner demon.

So I entered into my first FIFA draft and got stomped 4-1 in the first game

fuming tbqh

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>>34658338

I couldn't agree more desu

>>34658467
No, I actually said that.

I was asked by the beds owner not to. Also they were probably listening downstairs.

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is this the ultimate robot drink?

Odds and I watch shitty films and then cartoons
Evens and I go out for a nice walk with music

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>>34658338
Sign me up for the lethal dosage please

>>34658577
yup, my breakfast is a can of this and a protein bar.

>>34658577
Nah that's what crusties in squats drink along with their amphetamine sulphate.

Why do so many British girls have that 18-going-on-35 look?What is it that makes angloslags age like milk?

>>34658577
enjoy your cancer

selected all the motherfucking street signs

>>34658663
overuse of makeup
poor diet etc

>>34658680
cancer from fucking cider? you're pulling my leg mate

>>34658663
All woman age like milk; nationality irrelevant.

>>34658430
>She's already grinded against me

GROUND against you, you illiterate fuck

She deserves someone with better grammar desu

>>34658604
shut up you paki

>>34658680
You might be a bit less insufferable if you had a drink lass.

>>34658700
Yes lad I'm completely pulling your dick. Glug away, there are no health consequences what-so-ever m80.

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>>34658523
>>34658604
I'll make this quick then

>>34658577
K is delightful but for pure alcohol content per pound you can't beat a big 2l of white cider.

>>34658726
It's fucking apples how could that be bad for you?

>>34658726
only normies care about their health

fuck off

>>34658710
Don't think I'm who you think I am

>>34658725
I'm a recovering alcoholic lad. Alcohol is the devils piss.

>>34657497
>Not responding for a few days is "being a cunt"
>I was le drunk so it was ok xD

what vile little people these weeaboos are

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>>34658338

>tfw 135g of Morrison's trifle for pudding

Things are looking up

>>34658081
>"bread" with cheese olives meat and tomato on top

It's called pizza.

>>34658587
Fuck this shit. I am off out

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>>34658705
Lad I'm a genius look

>>34658752
>I couldn't handle drinking in moderation, so no one should be able to drink

I've known a lot of recovering alcoholics like you. They always relapse. They only manage to kick it for good when they make their peace with the fact that it isn't the alcohol's fault they became an addict.

>>34658763
That's not very respectful lad. Mr Morrison kicked the bucket last week, and here you are stuffing your face on his trifle before the poor bastard's even gone cold.

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>>34657354
>>34657306
Giraffe Bread is better lads

>>34658763
god you're waifu is built to breed

>>34658826
>>34657306
>>34657354
don't that fucking Gove autist is going to come with his condescending viewpoints on other people's favourite bread

>>34658795
Have a link lads.

https://discovermyprofile.com/myIQ/introduction.html;jsessionid=06FC450D622DEF020BEFE99F278F475B

I want to know how smart Britfeel is

>inb4 "IQ tests are just a logic puzzle"

Do it anyway

>>34658826
>Inc. flour treatment agent

Yet plebs will say this is the best bread in the world while they poison themselves with it.

Sad.

>>34658817
>here you are stuffing your face on his trifle before the poor bastard's even gone cold.

Well he's got no use for it now, has he? I should think he would be pleased

You can't tell me what to do, you aren't the trifle police

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>>34658795

I saw that thread yesterday, that quiz was hard, no fucking way the average x-factor watching normie got more than 16 on it.

> inb4 help helper

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>>34658866
Did somebody say Gove?

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>>34658419
You can't get a can of heinz spaghetti hoops in France even if you let a muslim fuck your sister though.

What's the point of bread without hoops on toast?

>>34658795
>he needs to take an IQ test as he's not got confidence in his intelligence

Walking around ASDA this afternoon I could tell with 100% certainty that I was a genius compared to 100% of them mouth breathing mongs.

>>34658889
Tbh I did loads of practice for this kind of test for my current job a while back so learnt how to look for patterns. Took me a while on some but I got there in the end.

>>34658917
I'm completely confident in my intelligence. I did it to contribute to a thread and had time to kill.

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*WOOP WOOP*

oi, everybody get down!

Trifle police here, everybody put their hands up.
We've 'eard some bastard with no feelings is eatin' a trifle in the wake of Mr.Morrison's death...is this true?

>>34657319
>Azu poster and Junlad

Can anyone give me a quick rundown of these two?

>>34658987
fuck off please and read the last three threads someone asked that question

>>34658987
They are both twinks that are good for a fuck

>>34658868
>>34658889
Some of them are fucking hard and I can't even work out the pattern after staring at them for a few minutes. But most of them are incredibly easy and I get them immediately. At least so far.

Wouldn't surprise me at all if the average normie could get a lot of them right.

Stuck on one now.

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>>34658338
Woah lad

bit stern there, we've just have a rocky weekend is all.

All the waifu lads just need to watch some GOAT screensavers and chill the HELL out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsUGENa7jvE

Calming isn't it?

>>34658868
30-45 minutes? Haha nice try. Only a brainlet would waste their time in that when they could instead have a 45 minute wank

thinking about buying some xanax to cope with my social anxiety. should I?

>>34658876
>treated water? no thank you!

>>34659236
lifting improved my confidence and helped me stop being depressed

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>You will never hit the bars of bulawayo with your m8's after slotting some floppies

https://youtu.be/4RQVvcFITuY

>>34658902
will Goveposting take off?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnXoQeGnT4Q

>>34659129
>GOAT screensavers
Flying Toasters or GTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gD-JnD1DCo

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>>34659369
'Cause we're all Rhodesians
And we'll fight through thick and thin
We'll keep our land a free land
Stop the enemy coming in
We'll keep them north of the Zambezi
'Til that river's running dry
This mighty land will propser
For Rhodesiands Never Die

>>34658866
It's not about having a condescending viewpoint on your favourite bread.

It's condescending people who think that cheap supermarket bread is "as good as bread gets" which is just so sad and ignorant.

>>34659488
>For Rhodesiands Never Die

Apart from when they totally do.

>>34659504

The best shops get big because they make the best stuff m8. Ergo supermarket bread is the best.

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>>34659536
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Dingo

>2 Dead
>3000 Dead

>>34659129
>>34659475
Objectively the best screensaver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPhqyM9Bb4o

>>34659589

I never said "they die in great numbers", just that they do.

>>34659566
Complete nonsense based on a false premise.

It's such a stupid point that I doubt you believe it yourself.

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>>34659488
Robert says hi

I wonder what percentage of /britfeel/ would fit the definitions of mental illness.

>>34659651
MUGABE SMASH!

>>34657368
>Tfw you may be doing this in the immediate future with another waifu poster

>>34659651
I wish he would just die already

>>34659412
>tfw you will never have a meme PM

https://youtu.be/AFYl7oLv-ys

>>34659651
>that hitler 'tach
Blimey

>>34659566
Supermarket bread is only good because it lasts. I can freeze it.

>>34659688
or you might end up like song related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzeNAUOp17c

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I went to a party, lads. Got really drunk but was still too much of a withdrawn, socially incompetent pussy to get involved or talk to that girl.

I need a wingman. To kill me.

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>>34659840

>tfw cant remember the last time i was at an actual party with girls

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>>34659920
>last time I was at a party was a new years party 4 years ago

>>34659920
I am at at a party right now hiding in the toilet.

I just told someone I was in here doing coke, but I'm actually just hiding scared.

I've been in here for 25 minutes now.

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>doing a Christian survey
>asks for gender
>has non-binary and other as options

>>34660008
So a proddy survey.

>>34660043
Well I'm a proddy and I think it's all bullshit. I hate that some of us are trying to appease the liberals.

>>34659839
Haha good joke lad

I hope he's not going to murder me, or he at least murders me gently a canal would be fine

>>34659920

Has it been that long, or do you just have a degenerative brain disorder?

>Waiting at the bus stop
>Some 13ish year old girl is tutting at the bus taking too long to arrive
>Keeps standing in my line of sight and glancing at me
>Wearing nothing but leggings and a long sleeve top when it's fucking freezing out
>Purposely look at her as little as possible to piss her off
>She starts storming off suddenly then returning to right in front of me

I fucking hate women

>>34659979
People like us aren't built for parties.

But you've got to leave the toilet, bro. You've got to get back out there. If you don't then you'll have to deal with that horrible, overwhelming regret at pussying out and hiding.

>>34659603
>Objectively the best screensaver
Not quite lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqXIKeTVcyA

>>34660230

Either didn't happen or you're an autist who thinks the world revolves around him.

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>>34659979
>tfw you pretend to do coke in the pub toilet to hide the fact you don't like to piss in front of other people

>Want pupper
>Not enough money to feed a pupper

life is pain

>>34660364

You don't have to feed them, if you let them outside they are perfectly capable of foraging for themselves, especiallly if you live in a city where they can find rats etc

>>34660364
Just share whatever you eat with it

>>34660247
I'm out of the toilet now, but I'm sitting on the stairs just outside the flat. A girl laughed at me.

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>>34658338
do we get removed from life or just the thread
am up for a lethal dose to finish me off desu.

>>34660477
Ask her if she's single and dtf

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>>34660223

It has been that long m8

>>34660477

Tell her "ree".

>>34660364
A can of dog food costs 50p and you only need to give them 2 cans a day. I doubt you can't afford that.

>>34659920
I have never even been to a party before. not even a birthday party when I was a child.

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>>34660364

>tfw pupper ignores me unless im the only one in the house

>>34660575
nobody can possibly be that bad m8

>>34660575
all the parties i have been to where shit, they where more like sit offs but with people i didnt know or like. i feel like parties in america are better, its about clubbing here.

>>34660546
>A can of dog food costs 50p

maybe the shit you feed you dog does

>>34660546
You mean a can of shit dog food costs 50p

>>34660620
it's a dog, it doesn't need to be fucking wined and dined

>>34660546

>1 GBP/day subscription to an animal that will bring dirt and bacteria into the house, and whose shit you have to pick up and carry around in a plastic bag

There's a reason H. G. Wells says, in "A Modern Utopia", that we'll have to do away with pets

>>34660641
But it does need healthy food with plenty of vitamins, unless you want some kind of plague dog

>>34660641
That's true mate, it will shag you anyway.

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>>34658338
Please fucking remove me lad, I yearn for oblivion.

Had some nice pasta today though, so I suppose whatever.

>>34660658
I agree, shit food = cancer and allsorts of other problems, you wouldn't feed a child it, don't feed a dog it.

>>34660641

Pls dont get any pets

Free Fat Teddy he is currently on remand for shooting at several B Side members.

>>34660611
Shit is as shit does

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>tfw attracted to a character from a bubble popping game

>>34660742
You are getting some very old news lad.

>>34660716
I had a dog and we never it fed top brand dog food, it was a perfectly healthy dog that eventually had to be put down because it got so old that it could barely see or hear anything

>>34660825
If you fed it something good then it would have lived another ten years

>>34660856
I highly doubt that, it lived to be 20 years old

>>34660656
Small price to pay for unconditional love, friendship and loyalty

>>34660825
>>34660876
>it
I guess you cared a lot for the dog then

>>34660915
It died years ago, I'm not gonna wallow over the death of a dog 5 years down the line

>>34660876
Is that it? A bit young to die.

My dog from when I was a kid is 25. He moved out to go to university when I was 18 and hasn't really been in touch much since though.

>>34660876
Just 20?
My Dog's my god father and just celebrated his 43rd birthday with a cigar

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Odds I make some gypsy toast

evens I make weetabix and fruit

any of you ever used that Oxford commuter coach

>>34661030
>make weetabix
You mean put it in a bowl and throw some fruit on it. You ain't made shit, m8.

>>34660876
20? That's nothing. My dog is 53 and has a harem of MILF bitches

>>34661030
The fuck is gypsy toast?

>>34661030
>gypsy toast

Why do you call french toast that?

>>34661067
He milled the wheat himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJJlGiKRc98

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what do you think of my standing desk lads

I wonder if I can cease being fat this month. What do you reckon lads? How much could I lose on a 500-100 kcal deficit?

>>34661071
He means he's going to rob some toast from someone.

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>>34661030
that's a cute little boy.

>working from home tomorrow
>only task that needs doing is amending a plan on excel
>literally moving things around
>probably won't even spend more than an hour
>spend the rest of the day reading news in bed with YouTube/anime on my phone
>don't even intend to get out of PJs all day or leave bed besides for tea and breaks
>get 40k per year

Anybody else /cushy job/?

>>34660597
well I am, I'm a shut in with social anxiety. who the fuck would invite me to parties?

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>>34661071
>>34661081
because that's what it is? as a southern fairy that's what people always call it

>>34661067
>He doesn't have his own weetabix plantation in his garden

>>34661139
Yep that is me every day. Work from home, do 2-3 hours work and make 48k a year.

I've been in the discord/skype circles for a while, trying to gather as much information as possible, finally got enough information to access 2 of their yahoo email accounts recently, today I found that one of them has been exchanging emails with a 12 year old boy, and requested nudes, I reported that anon to the police today.

>>34661139
Similar to me lad, gonna be sitting in bed with one laptop with Slack open doing nothing and another laptop for 4chan.

>>34661174
what do you work as lad? ? spam filter ree

>>34661201
I'm a copywriter

>>34661160
I'm a southerner and it has never been called gypsy toast

>tfw rejected for a job at asda

I'm going to be a neet forever.

>>34661115

Depends on your BMI.

500kcal deficit is decent, I'm at a BMI of 20, and 500 is still dropping 0.5KG/wk off me.

Get MFP, don't cheat and you'll see results in a couple of weeks.

>>34661180

>One of the waifu posters is a pedo

Colour me surprised, I'm shocked it's only 1

>>34661180
Good on you lad. That shit is disgusting and needs to be stamped out.

However, if it was a 12 year old girl he was corresponding with that would be fair enough. As long as he wasn't a paki.

Had bratwurst and sauerkraut for dinner, lads

>>34661252
MFP?

I'm at 28 BMI myself. I would have thought it'd make a difference.

>>34661296
Very nice. Anything in the sauerkraut? Juniper berries or cranberries?

>>34661126
delet

katyusha is not a boy

>>34661300

MyFitnessPal, there's a mobile app, or the web interface.

Can't emphasise that no cheating shit enough, get some scales if you're serious.

You either overestimate how much you eat, or eat too much high calorie shit. Or both, if you're me. It's more for changing your diet/food perception, as much as losing weight.

>>34659488
>>34659369
Rhodesia got too big for its boots and thought it could go it alone, independent from the Empire.
Now it's run by niggers and there isn't a Rhodesian anywhere to be seen.

Kinda reminds you of a similar political situation huh?

>>34661126
>tfw no boy (girl) gf

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Just found a crushed Tunnocks teacake in my bag lads.
Gobbled it down like a right porker I did I did.

>>34661357
No but it had horseradish with it

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>>34661359
girl(male) is the best lad, just accept that (s)he has a feminine penis.
>>34661374
it hurts every day. >tfw only boy(male) bf.

>Wroclaw is pronounced Vrotswaff

what the hell is wrong with europeans

>>34661419
> >tfw only boy(male) bf.
i thought azu lad was a tranny

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>>34661459
>>34661419
>girl(male) is the best lad, just accept that (s)he has a feminine penis
>tfw only boy(male) bf.

what does this even mean

I swear to god you faggots speak in a different language

>>34661423
Just pronounce it like it's written. Those plebs don't understand words and letters. Their fake languages are like a baby's babbling.

>>34657944
Hi newfriend
Don't listen to the others about trips. Nowhere on the faq does it say 4chan is an anonymous imageboard. It might say it's "primarily" anonymous, but that is only because the userbase choose not to trip. Because, like me they are faggots

Enjoy your stay

Went out for a walk lads. Just got back.
Went down to the beach and tried to get into one of the posh flats.

>tfw you know your town is shit when your tallest building is a church
>tfw stuck in East Devon

>>34657709
So all the waifuposters are gay?

>>34661762
epic memeing you obese faggot

>>34661762
>Went down to the beach and tried to get into one of the posh flats.

Oh, that's not creepy or anything.

The East Devon Strangler incoming.

>>34661762
>and tried to get into one of the posh flats
details please lad, why?

>>34661638
Ro-claw it is

What's the coolest thing from your town?
My town has the Nintendo HQ for the UK in it. I didn't even know until last year.

>>34661788
>>34661800
think he means he's trying to get on the roof for the view or suicide, either really

>>34661813
Uh...we have the smallest Norman keep in England?

>>34661813
My town was the UK capital of teenage pregnancies a couple years ago

>>34661813
We have a lot of canals

>>34661813
Ben Dover went to school here