/britfeel/

first for old shit staying in old threads

>Our generation
>Ever being able to afford property
>Ever retiring

Good one.

> implying we don't get johnny foreigner to do our dirty work because they're so desperately want to be british

thanks pajeet, okolowube, or dudley canuck.
you've done your duty to the crown.

First for massive house of commons fart mystery @23:18

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hjj_L8cq00#t=23m17s

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post your waifu and tell me something remotely interesting lads

>>34572595
Just want to get by lads, live a quiet life. The universe is squeezing me. No booze or takeaways but haven't lost weight and still poor as all fuck. Council on my back. Gf wants a mortgage, when I'm barely scraping by week to week. Got to go to the estate agents and tell them we won't survive without the housing benefit subsidy we're entitled to. We've been there nearly two years and have hit the rocks. Will they take it or tell us to fuck off?

>Make 23,000 a year
>Can afford to rent for 550/m

So why the fuck aren't I allowed to mortgage for the same?

It's fucking ludicrous that rent is often MORE than a mortgage.

>>34572595
what a shit op image, this is why pajeets should stay out

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Still giggling every time I think about that lad with his Tesco bread. He was so fucking proud of it.

>It's the best bread on God's green earth! Even the finest bakers in the world couldn't beat the bread made by my local minimum wage Tesco chavs!

Fucking hilarious. Hilarious, and also a little sad at the same time.

>>34572748

Why can't you get a mortgage? If you're on 23k you should be able to get a 100k mortgage.

>>34572690
That's why I just went batshit insane and retired on PIP and ESA. Fuck 'em. Cunts. And fuck buying a house. Who've I got in my life to leave it to? It'll just go to the bank or some Hebrew bedwetter. Try and send me back to work and I'll demonstrate why it's not a good idea before long. Try it. You fat cunts.

>>34572775
fucking hell lad you're worse than the irish for clinging to old scores

>>34572595
>im not even british
Which one of the colonies do you hail from, OP?

>>34572780
Just need the 20k deposit now!

>>34572701

that's more a burp that fart

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>>34572775

I'd like to show solidarity with the lads buying Tesco bakery loaves, this government must do more to improve sourdough availability for the working people.

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>>34572826
the beautiful and god fearing USA

Thought the poo I had earlier would be my last but apparently not. Just went for my 4th poo and hopefully my last tonight. Can finally get ready for bed now that that's out of my mind. But I'll be honest lads and mates, I can feel some poo lingering deep inside me. It whispers dark secrets to me. I fear there may be a 5th poo before this night is through. God give me grace.

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Good on you lad

Danke
Ich bin gut ich brauchen die transporten

Had a 'duvet day' today lads. Did a few hot smelly pumps also.

Felt pretty good.

>>34572853
Oh really? Then who was the perpetrator? It was a fart and it had to have originated from someone sitting to the Prime Minister's left, due to how the other MPs on her right reacted.

>>34572873
why are you so distant, son

I know we had that big bust-up a couple of centuries ago but now all we ever hear from you is the occasional rude message you leave on the answering machine

>>34572780
100k for a place to live in?
Must be absolutely dire. A studio flat or something awful.

had a shower last night specifically to clean all the cheese out, only had a wank not long ago my nob already smells fishy, fucking hell

>>34572853
sounded like a fart to me but it had to b a really big one

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>>34572920
I'm sorry father, I need my freedom

>>34572927
You could get something not too bad up North and not bad in Wales either.

>>34572873
I hope we can be best friends again. What do you think of our Mummy May? Please ignore the whiny protesters, we're glad to have Trump after 8 years of 'back of the queue' Obama.

>>34572888
looking cosy

>>34572941
wash it every morning and after fapping

dry it properly, it shouldn't smell of anything if it's clean.

>>34572977
>Not too bad up north or in wales

A mansion up North or in Wales is bad mate.

>>34572879
God I hate days like that. Remember to use wet wipes if you get really sore.

>>34572987
well look at mr made of water here, who mayfair treating you your lordship?

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>>34572888
>nazi salute
>88
>Heil Hitler

And I am stuck in East Devon

>>34572701
What was that? You can hear it and see Bojo react

>Just get a house up North

You ever wondered why the houses "up norf" are so cheap?

>>34573008
at least I don't have a nob that smells of fish m8

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>>34572715
Did you know tomatoes, cucumbers, aubergines, courgettes, peppers, chilli, avocados, squash, pumpkins, and (You) are all fruits?

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>>34572715
I think Len looks pretty comfy in this pic


Here's your interesting tidbit for today:

Bonobo males occasionally engage in various forms of male-male genital behavior, which is the non-human analogue of frotting, engaged in by human males. In one form, two bonobo males hang from a tree limb face-to-face while penis fencing. This also may occur when two males rub their penises together while in face-to-face position. Another form of genital interaction (rump rubbing) occurs to express reconciliation between two males after a conflict, when they stand back-to-back and rub their scrotal sacs together. Takayoshi Kano observed similar practices among bonobos in the natural habitat.

>>34573026
of course you don't, got your own personal knob butler don't ya

>>34573001
Haha haha baited fatty. I've only had one poo today. I was "Shit"posting if you will. Stop eating so much yea, why you having 5 poos a day hahahaga. Look everyone he has 5 poos a day

>>34572715
whys len lad torturing that small animal?
first sign of serial killer that is

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Why do people watch buy it now items on ebay lads?

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>>34572595

This is a video of Alex Salmond's penis entering Nicola Sturgeon's vagina

>>34572977
>North
>Wales
i always had higher aspirations

>>34573103
whats wrong with north you wankers

>>34573023
The North is superior to the south in every way so soft pack of toffee nosed shites, Westminster pedos, steeplejacks and tanned visitors

>>34573101
I bet Alex stirred the last night's haggis in Nicola every night.

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>>34572715
trainfu

a large percentage of our rail franchises are owned by the germans, french and dutch, profits from our rail fares go towards their nationalized services

walked past the telly while my mum was watching midsummer murder and the characters just said this

>so I gave him a morphine injection
>a lethal dose?

Fucking pissed myself interally

>>34573172
ayyy blackpool north. that must be york train station

>>34573172
that's my train fuck i'm going to miss my train

>>34573159
>The North is superior to the south in every way
it's true, very few people know that the expression "it's grim up north" originated from the northern tourism board as a way of keeping the southern fairies out

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>tfw you try and leave this site but you find yourself dragged back every time

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>>34573159
keep crying into your flatcap northcuck, hows your steel and coal industry doing?
>inb4 she ruined the entire north!
30 years ago, northie, sort yourselves out

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>>34573196
Yeah its an old pic I guess

they use class 185s on the transpenine routes now

>>34573236
>sold off all our national services to european countries because MUH FREE MARKET

based iron lady xDDDD

>>34573236
That old bitch stole the milk out of me nursery school mouth the scabby cunt glad she's dead, you're not getting one more lump of coal neither, you're going to be cold this winter hope it was worth it wanker

>>34573103
Wales can be beautiful though. I've lived in cities. It's shit. Wow you can get loads of different takeaways and go to restuarants or see shit films in the cinema with a bunch of other Jews. What's so great about that?

>>34573236
le hate british industry

fuck off paki

>>34572775
Explain this to me

I looked up Michael Gove and Tesco bread but nothing came up

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>>34572715
>post your waifu and tell me something remotely interesting lads

In 1828, Friedrich Wohler synthesised urea from ammonium cyanate, striking a blow against the vitalist school of thought which contended that biological matter was imbued with some special property that made it distinct from "dead", inorganic compounds.

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>>34573292
hate northcucks who complain that their life is shit because of something that happened a generation ago
also been to bradford recently, pajeet?

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>>34572715
cheeky post.

Both China and Japan claim sovereignty over the senkaku/diaoyu islands. Also azulad had a massive penis

Feeling pretty tired after uni today, the commute and two hours is enough to completely mentally tire me.
>>34573038
we are all fruits here lad.
>>34573040
sounds like the Bonobos know how to have a good time.

>>34573313
same guy in the thread like 2 days ago said a particular loaf of bread from tesco was his favourite

this guy keeps memeing with gove and calling him a pleb

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>>34573235

Do it for Shipman anon, do it for him

>>34573329

But it's literally the reason for the 30 years of social and economic decline in the north.

>>34573329
you missed my entire point

she destroyed white working class communities and decimated british industry

who runs the energy sector
who runs a lot of the trains
etc

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Just took a nice walk to the shops in the rain while listening to some Porcupine Tree. Was angsty as fuck lads

Got some snacks to make up for having worked 7 9 hour shifts in a row

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>>34572715
tfw, don't know anything interesting

>>34573357
Northern accents are the main reason for that.

>>34573330
So he raped you in the shed? come on we need the gossip

>>34573382

By 'eck lad I never saw it that way before. Cheers duck.

>>34573375
you could have said something about snakes

but you've gone and fucked it up now lad

>LE NORTHERN MONKEYS
>LE SOUTHERN FAIRIES
you lads are almost as bad as the yanks

>>34573370
steven wilson is GOAT

what snacks did you indulge in?

>>34573402
oi fag, 'duck' is lincolnshire, that ain't the north

>>34573386
hahaha no, i just kept feeling it through his pyjama pants while cuddling him and watching anime/films.

>>34573402
>>34573430
>oi fag, 'duck' is lincolnshire, that ain't the north

wat

duck is staffordshire, stoke, but yeah also not the north

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>>34573430
>lincolnshire
You mean Derbyshire, lad/

>>34573430
What's the part of Lincolnshire that looks like a spelling mistake?

>>34573430
>>34573445

what? I live in south yorkshire and people say it all the time. I was literally called duck yesterday when I went for a sandwich.

Born to Kill documentary on Myra and Ian tonight on really at 11. Do not miss. Your life depends on it

>>34573103

It's good for retirement. And if you work for a large company your salary won't differ much from south so you will be able to afford more.

Why fall for the property jews?

>>34573459
>>34573454
>>34573452
feel like I've been living a lie

>>34573445
>>34573452
>>34573454
>>34573459
you twats serious? because i need to spread the word, we think we're the only ones that say it here

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The north and south are both shit. True Britbongs live in the midlands.

Here in the midlands, we took the worst parts of the north, the worst parts of the south, and put them together. It turned out great.

I wish I could move to another city lads

But
>My CV is shit, will never get a job
>Have no discernible talents
>likely to be a shut in neet in a town where everyone thinks I'm a freak

>>34573441
Was it hard? sounds pretty gay lad. Hope nothing else happened

>>34573475
by the grace of my lord and savior shipman i will be there

>>34573489
http://www.thepotteries.org/dialect_qa.html#Where_

stoke is 100%

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>>34572715
Something interesting?

Did you know that the last real battle of world war II involved Americans, Wehrmacht soldiers, French officials and a tennis player in a castle fighting the SS?

>>34573514
well blow me, you cunts say 'mizzling' over there to?

>>34573504
Don't worry, lad, it'll all be over after another 50 odd years of suffering and hell.

>>34573501
literally pick a side

little midland runt

>>34573501
sod the north south divide, it's all about the east west divide
>tfw wars of the roses
>tfw other wars
>tfw who the fuck wants to live in london anyway

>>34573509
many things happened over the 20+ nights i spent over his. But he was hardcore on meds and a bit messed up (wanting to be a girl etc).

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>>34573418
Plus a big Belgian waffle I already ate

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>>34573368
though you northies could take the bants

>>34573554
I ain't a stokie just work there

havent heard that though

>>34573591
you seem a bit not well yourself, probably for the best it didn't work. Best of luck to you two faggots if he even lurks here anymore

>>34573591
lol prison trannies

Not even ocne

Lads. What should you do if your flat mate has his gf round half the time, staying, using my cookware, taking showers etc. They will eat if I cook a big batch of food, but they never invite me to eat with them. She pays no rent, or bills. I joked about her paying rent, and he laughed and said "Bring it up with her."

Pretty sure i'm just being a sperg.

>>34573558
>Don't worry, lad, it'll all be over after another 50 odd years of suffering and hell.

Damn this fucking feel, lad! I think I'm going to actually cry.

>>34573712

Don't have a flatmate,

>>34573712
I'd talk to him about it but word it like this

"shes hear most of the time anyway why doesnt she move in and live with you in your room it will be cheaper because shes more or less half living here now anyway"

he will read between the lines.

>>34573712
two words
cunt punt

just finished a work out lads. i feel great. anyone here into working out?

>>34573712
You have to eat some of her clothes. Any that can be identified as hers that you can gain access to will be fine, but you need to eat quite a lot of them. Never explain yourself and defiantly change the subject loudly if you're ever discovered.

>>34573591
did you murder tildeanon

>>34573558
>Don't worry, lad, it'll all be over after another 50 odd years of suffering and hell.

Well, I fap two to three times a day so at least there's that.

>>34573784
NO, he was an angel and true nicelad, a len before len. I would have worshipped his cute legs forever.

>>34573738
>>34573757
>>34573761

Thing is he's kinda my best m8.
It's not really a massive issue, just feels disrespectful at times as I'm just a cleaning cuck for their mess a lot of the time.

Not willing to force him into a space of choosing to stay or move out as when we don't live together it needs to be on the best terms (i.e, one of us growing and moving on).

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>>34572595
This thread needs some FAT TEDDY

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>>34573404
>Tfw southern fairy moving up north
>Tfw probably stuck in Hull

>>34573591
Do you think you should maybe not be sharing intimate details of private moments between yourself and somebody who once considered you his friend.

>>34573884
Azulad returns!

I've always wondered, is there any British femanons browsing? Real fems not you dale wintons in dresses

>>34573858
Just be honest with him. If his gf rents or owns her own place you can't really complain though.

Maybe suggest that he goes to his gf's one time.

>>34573858
Why not just bring up the issues that bother you with face to face. If they're being messy ask them to clean it up. If they're eating your stuff, tell them not to (or eat her clothes). Whatever they're doing that you don't want them to, mention it.

>>34573592
>original lucozade

Literally tastes of nothing.

>>34573896
No he doesn't, I'm just a friend of his

>>34572595
>have to spend 3 months in manchester for some bullshit job training course
I've never gone further north than london. Anyone got any advice on Manchester?

right lads i need your help
i wanna pack on the pounds, i wanna get thicc, gimme high calorie foods that aren't huge, i can't eat much at a time

>>34573928
Bring a lawnmower and some cable ties.

>>34573928

Buy a good coat

>>34573884
Cute waifu poster in the front. Self serving sociopath in the back.

>>34573928
just stay away from the gay canal area and don't wonder around late at night or you'll get stabbed

>>34573941
Eat Iceland home brand food, that's filled with shit that will get you fat.

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>>34572715
Sakurako's VA, Kato Emiri also provided voices for Kyuubey in Madoka and, more recently, Tracer in the Japanese edition of overwatch

>>34573941
Peanuts
Peanut butter
Cheese
Any nuts actually
Milk is good
Try olive oil in a glass of orange juice, you won't be able to taste the oil but it'll fatten you up good.

>>34573884
That degenerate fuckface revealed shit all the time when he posted here with his little prison gay bum buddies.

Funny how NOW they want privacy after shitting up this place with their little clique drama

Fuck off

>>34573909
It's just for mixing desu.

>>34573884
>>34573957
its just banter, we posted shit like this together. also i don't dislike azulad i just stopped going over.

>>34573873
do you need a prison gay boyfriend near hull?

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>>34573975
>overwatch

vomitchan.jpg

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>>34571395
I love thine new meme.

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>>34574020
>>34573884
>>34573591
I can understand and keep track of memes easily but when it comes to poleaboo or any of the gossip about these faggy waifu posters in /britfeel/ I never have a clue what the fuck they're talking about. Not that I care that much anyway

putting music on an iphone is so shit
it's such a chore

Azulad told me he wasn't gay and it was just impersonators pretending he was

>>34574109
>owning an iphone
Blimey

>>34573884
>>34573591
why did you melts fall out?

>>34573912
DB?

bit cozy desu
https://youtu.be/NG_AZky2Xkc

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>>34574054
I'm already taken by a boy who wants me to dress up with himhe even wants to drive up to me when I move out

sorry

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>>34574194
good I was going to push you into the humber river anyway you faggot

>>34573338
He didn't say it was his favourite. He said that it was as good as bread can be, the best bread in the entire world.

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>tfw u add Silas and Kieran in hopes of being able to add Lee on facebook

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>>34574233
good luck with that faggot

I have Norman genes running through my body, southern master race

Anyone notice how sad ziggy looks all the time?

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>>34574194
remember to take pictures and send them to me.

>>34574135
my dad gave me his old one so he could message me on whatsapp

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>>34574272
yunes ain't gonna last 2 mins in fukkin yorkshire dick ead

you robots jelly of his talent?
https://youtu.be/s7Vf6N5Iv0o

>>34574316
>tfw all the guys sound like this but on grills the accent is actually rather pleasing

>>34574316
Can we just rename it Yorksharia. Would make 10x more sense.

>>34574316
Has he had reconstructive jaw surgery?

>>34574334
When they aint got a mouth full of Paki cock

>>34574329
Is he autistic? How can you be this oblivious?

ctrl F comfy

*Bang*

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>>34574316
fuckin donny soldier

>>34574316
>tfw no aerosol huffing chav bf

Just finished Twin Peaks. Not sure what the fuck I just watched. Was Cooper unable to resist the magic evil of the Black Lodge and is now possessed by Bob? Who the fuck was the midget? Why did Bob take the soul of the villian they've been building up all season?

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Found Kay on fb, all she does is share her vids and stuff about dogs, she really loves Ziggy

>>34574474
she is rather innocent

warms my heart really, even if their living conditions are rather disgusting

>>34574329
amazing. really inspirational. should make more. should do a biggie song next.

>>34574329
I thought Lee was in on the joke and was making his mummy a meme for the lols?

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>tfw on dnp and burning 4500 cals a day
>past 3 days I've been eating 3000 cals a day
>one day had 5 breakfast bagels from tesco with extra peanut butter, chicken and chutney sandwich, bunch of smoothies
>another day had sweet and sour pork, szechuan pork, special chow mein, egg fried rice, 12 spring rolls,
>another day had salted caramel donuts, cauliflower cheese, a 2 liters of cranberry and raspberry juice, cauliflower cheese, shoulder steaks
>still a lot leaner than ever

Mates, I am literally sick of solid food now.

I can't eat anything now outside of doughnuts and pastries(which ain't gonna happen).

the only thing I can ingest now is flavored yogurt, milkshake-based drinks and cashew milk with strawberry protein powder or pancake protein powder which is pretty much a milkshake.

I dunno how people get fat as hell, after a few days food just makes me want to vomit.

>>34574506
it's all one big psyop lad

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>>34574474
help

send help

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7Vf6N5Iv0o


lees singing channel up and running lads

>>34574531
Probably dying from all the shit food she gives him

>>34574512
>running tren, DNP and clen
Zyzz mode or die trying, right mate? Kinda want to see a pic.

>>34573928
Watch out for filthy Romanian gyppos.

Also, don't make eye contact with the chavs, they're like gorillas and it drives them into a frenzy.

>>34574296
why are you such a raging faggot

holy shit

>>34574512
Drink your fucking calories. Oats, peanut butter, whole milk, whey protein. Blend that shit

>>34574532
Let's get him on Top of the Pops

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>>34572715
Watamote season 2 never

>>34574592
>whole milk
Totally unnecessary. Sub that with liquid egg whites.

>>34574649
Maybe if you want it to taste like shit

>>34574592

that's the idea. It also gives me much needed hydration.

Just ordered a 2.5kg bag of strawberry micellar casein and 1kg of protein pancake mix(it's shit as a pancake, but when drank with milk, holy shit it's good).

Just juice, milkshakes and protein drinks from now on, maybe in a few days I'll enjoy real food again.

>>34574661
It'll taste of peanut butter and whatever flavour your whey is. And you're not drinking it because it tastes good anyway.

>>34574474
I can't blame her, doggos are cool.

>Boogie is proud of weighing 520 lbs and losing 8 lbs in 6 years.
Can this fat fuck just die already?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNEAe-pMvGs

>>34574729
>knocking someone for losing weight
Wow what a piece of shit you are.

>>34574729
He's clearly not trying. If he cut down on his food consumption he should be losing weight.

>>34574763
It's good he's losing weight but 8lbs in 6 years is fucking laughable.

>>34574763
is not lost weight though has he? 8lbs sounds like just a big dump

>>34574782
I take bigger shites than that. This guy is pathetic.

>>34574763
Nigga he's been 'losing weight' for years and has barely made an effort. When you're over 500 llbs the fat should melt off you if you just eat like a normal human being.

i need good film to watch before bad. anyone got any suggestions? a comfy film would be preferable

>>34574763
I was 22stn 3 years ago.

I'm 14stn now.

He's not even trying. Hell, I was BARELY trying and I still lost some weight.

>>34574799
he could shave the neckbeard and lose more

>>34574729
Isn't he like 350lbs now or something, I forget I haven't watched him in years

>tfw he has a wife and you can't even get a gf

>>34574778
>>34574782
He's lost more than that but then put it back on. I just cant wrap my head around how much food you'd have to consume to maintain that much weight.

>>34574833
Nope. Says in the vid he's 520. Uses a mobility scooter when he goes to cons. His fans enable him and I'm sure his wife does too.

>>34574729
Why care? He'll be dead by 48

>>34574829
i know lad, i went down from 16st to 11 and a half in half a year

>>34574729
Boogie is gluttony and sloth incarnate

>>34574861
Bloody hell wouldn't surprise me if his wife has some sort of fat guy fetish

>>34574880
apparently one of his 'girlfriends' once did lol

>>34574861
Do you think he even consumated the marriage?
I've seen pictures of his wife smiling and hugging black guys, made me wonder.

>>34574587
name one raging faggot thing i have ever done, i'll wait.

>>34574919
posted anime

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>You'll never be a comfy japanese delinquent

>>34574912
He's such a raging liberal I wouldn't be surprised if he was a cuckold.

>>34574919
stealing lots of prison gays virginities

when are you going to open JUN'd.com

>>34574912
I wouldnt be suprised if it was non-sexual. He seems like he looks to her more as a caregiver than anything physical.

>>34572748

Good post, anon. The answer is Judaism.

>>34574880
Boogie's wife and bull. Things are not as they appear you are correct

>>34574729
When are these youtubers gonna fucking just die already?

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>>34574989
forgot pic

originally I swear

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>>34574933
I also started posting Kay, so i guess i win again.
>>34574967
I cant help it, but yes i admit to this one.

>>34575010
Considering he does nothing but sit on his arse all day being unable to move, it seems like she'd be able to get away with adultery fairly easily.

>>34574934
Will they ever clean up Freeside?

>>34575022
kay would hate your faggot chinese cartoons

>>34573023

Nice meme, lad.

I moved to the north, taking a 5% pay cut to be in a place where houses cost 60% less. Only earn 30k but have a pretty affluent life up here rather than the poverty level existence I had in the south. Can even get girls now

>>34574729
JUST
EX
ER
CISE

STOP EATING
YOU
DON'T
HAVE
TO
FINISH
THE
PLATE

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>>34575052
I like those cartoons. Thanks for watching.

>>34575078
there ARE kids STARVING in AFRICA

>>34574729
>110lb is a lot
Not at your weight it's not. Boogie needs to sign up to the Biggest Loser.

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Hon Hon Hon, Le Morphin!

>>34575086
what's kays favourite K-on

hey guys, devonfag here, i'm new to this thread, any other devoners here?
specifically east devon would be cool

>>34575165
DELET THIS

STOP CULTURALLY APPROPRIATING SHIPMAN

Article 50 is going through, lads
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38833883

>>34575165
DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU FUCKER

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>this is a brit sex icon

>>34575170
My fav is mugi because she has nice cakes like me.
Lee likes ritsu because he is rolemodel.

Thanks for watching.

>>34575201
WHAT
I don't even
There was that petition I signed AND I've been tweeting hashtags all year
wtf is wrong with democracy

>>34575237
yank roasties fucking love him, brit women don't give a toss

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>>34575239
the memes have gone too far

Kay is crossing into my weeb reality and I'm not sure which is what anymore

>>34572748
Because that's now how mortgages work?
The value of a mortgage is based on a multiple of your salary. Not how much you think you can afford.

>>34575185
>>34575210

People are trying to denigrate Shipman

>>34575247

what was your first kay meal lads?
chinese meal here
https://youtu.be/OwznJ2ilpsE

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>>34575311

I just noticed, in this photo below the word 'DO' is that Corbyn infront of Shipman?

Sleeping in an empty room tonight lads.
No furniture. Moving out of shared house and need to be out first thing. Sleeping on floor as got rid of everything already.
The Hoover don't work as well. Think landlord is gonna try and fuck me on the deposit :(
Been on my hands and knees trying to pick up fluff for hours.
Feels like prison

>>34575298

Also interest rates are variable. If your landlord ups your rent by 150 a month you just move. Not as easy when your mortgage goes up 150 a month

It's still a jew scam though. Government policy for 20 years has been to keep inflating the bubble

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>>34575165
What's crackin, bruv?

This green isn't laced with anything boss, i swear it's proper peng like.

>>34575347
>is that Corbyn infront of Shipman?

hahahahaha. no, unless corbyn is immortal.

>>34575372
wtf that looks like a fallout nv character

>>34575171
>tfw stuck in east devon

Stop trying to force it plz.

>>34575392
force what anon? your a devoner to?

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>>34575290
Its good to push your boundaries.
>>34575340
bacon and egg posted on /ck/ i could not believe what i was watching, and watched Chinese meal next. pretty sure that was the first one posted here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMjTr2vLKzY&

>>34575372
>you now realise Shipman was also Gandhi

Too many redpills

>>34575340
A succulent Chinese meal

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS

>>34575527
ah yes I see you know your judo well

good one

good one...

>>34575527
i want Kay to slather my penis in lard and rub it between her baps.

>>34575548
i wonder if she has done porn, she seems like the type.

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>yfw Farage took the meme pill

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>>34575593
>calling him Farage and not 'Are Nige

>>34575575
imagine if she was a local escort, i would spend all my money licking her greasy body...

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hey lads, i am downloading platoon. im looking foward to watching it.

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>>34575390
Shipman mod for NV when?

How do I get a job lads, I'm not eligible for benefits so comfy neet life isn't viable and I can't use job seekers to help me

>>34575680
hand in your cv to places that are taking on. sign on at job seekers and they should help you out.

>>34575702
>sign on at job seekers
Not eligible lad, went travelling for a couple months, turns out if you're out the country for more than 4 weeks you can get JSA for 3 months or UC for 2 years.

>>34575680
apply for jobs online
try mcdonalds

>>34574316
>>34574414

>tfw live in donny
>surrounded by nothing but the delinquent chavs he portrays
>can't even go out during the day without fear of being attacked

tfw effeminate twink(straight) friend is trying to look and act more masculine since he thinks girls don't want to be with him

>>34575340
>Blood Omen shirt
KAY A BEST

A BEST

>>34575739
Do the Pakis drive round looking for underage chav sluts to drug then gang rape?

>>34575673

What makes Shipman meme worthy? 'Muh lethal dose of morphine' is such a shit meme

>>34575770
>anon comes into the clinic complaining that Shipman isn't memeworthy
>asks for a new meme
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

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who here /notgaybuyenjoysthis/ here?

>>34575760

No because the chav sluts already have kids.

A fella recently got mugged by like 5 kids and slashed in the face. Dunno if they were pakis though.

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>>34575807

I didn't see that coming at all

>>34573928
get a good weed hookup and don't go outside

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>>34575770
get out

GET OUT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEStsLJZhzo

Gonna have a wank and cum in an envelope.

>>34575813
you're just in the closet, lamb...

>>34573873
It's pronounced 'ull

>>34575895
actually is more of a primitive caveman 'uhl'

>>34575923
L sounds are to advanced for their speech patterns. It's pronounced "ugg"

>>34575945
perhaps in the wealthier areas, in mos of the town the communicate by smashing a bone into the skeletal rib cage of a mammoth

tfw stuck in ottermode forever tfw it's okay cause nobody wants to fuck me anyway

>>34575878
Send it to SLC for me.

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>>34575879
nah don't think i am tbqh

Who /oldhamboys/ here?

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>>34575982
a-anon? origonoli

buying four packets of paracetamol-codeine tablets tomorrow lads. going to take them on saturday and hopefully not fuck up the extraction. anyone ever done it before?

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>>34575813
>>34576028
i would say enjoying this is a little gay, and i really enjoy this.

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>>34576028
>wanking to a boy in tights stuffing a massive dildo up his arse
>not gay

just take the homopill mate, stop getting angry and ashamed..

>>34576061
ye it's ok i guess

>>34576061
Yeah. It takes a while but can be pretty good. Better off buying some straight up codeine from the dank web or something.

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Looks like my autismbux will be cut soon.

>>34576095
>he fell for the it's gay to be attracted to men putting penises up their bums meme

Anyone else watching Alex Jones on JRE?

Joe Rogan is such a dick, I can't stand how much of a dick he is being to poor Alex

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>>34576127
I share the feels lad

anyway time for a fap and sleepu

JUST FUCKING TRIGGER ARTICLE 50 ALREADY WHY DO WE HAVE TO HAVE 18 BLOODY VOTES BEFORE WE GET ANYTHING DONE IN THIS COUNTRY

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Even if we lose Kay to the normies

We will always have her less famous son Lee and his vlogs

>>34576137
alex jones is a nutter tho tbqh

>>34576043
Ottermode sucks senpai. I just want to look good without having to take off my shirt

>>34576115
i still live with my parents and they know i'm a degenerate so it's a lot safer this way. also surprisingly cheaper, only 8.72 pound for 1024mg.

>>34576353
He's starting to get a bit lippy now

The Jones is getting sick of Rogan's bullshit

>>34576137
no. i tend to stay away from conspiracy theory stuff, its mostly bull shit. plus, alex jones is a fucking nutter.

>>34576031
i live in mossley. are you one of the fabled fifteen white people still living in oldham?

>>34576372
Your parents arent going to notice you putting a glass in the freezer for 20 minutes?

>>34576290
thats not very british of you lad, why don't you form a nice orderly queue then we can talk about this

>>34576408
>no. i tend to stay away from conspiracy theory stuff
So did I. I used to think Alex Jones was a nutter and didn't believe anything he said. He's really upped his game recently, Infowars is a legitimate news source these days. Better than CNN, MSNBC and NBC.

>>34576430
they go out for about 10 hours on saturdays so i should have plenty of time.

>>34575593
God bless ar' Nige, those pesky liberals down south don't realise what a gift he really is.

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>>34576180
What are you fapping to, lad?

>>34576450
>Infowars is a legitimate news source these days

is it? i have watched a few videos from guys who work for info wars where they are asking liberals about trump and shit like that, i couldent take them serious because they worked for info wars. i used to be into conspiracy theory shit about 4 years ago and i remember info wars spreading all sorts of fear mongering and propaganda. might watched his stuff if he has upped his game.

How easy is it to make money in stocks?

>>34576518
do you know what stock is?

>>34576539
the back part of a gun

>>34576518
Oxo has the market cornered mate, you'd be hard pressed to enter it.

>>34576513
Watch some vids where Owen Shroyer interviews leftists on the streets

It's always funny. Literally none of them can point out how Trump is racist

>>34576545
invest your life savings, nothing could possible go wrong

>>34576518
You're looking at 4-5% a year for reliable, moderately risk free investment

Doesn't matter if you're the biggest stock genius on the planet, you won't do much better

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>>34575878

I ended up cumming into a dust pan.

>wasn't hard
>forces out jizz
>into dust pan
>think I have a problem

>>34576513
Yeah. I mean the annoying thing is is that they give a revelation in the title but the video is about 40 minutes long.

They have far better guests and sources now, and I feel I can actually trust the information they give. However, they should really stop the clickbait shit and get on the 5 minute segments of succinct information.

>>34576561
think i have seen some of them. good videos. the liberals are stupid. i agree with some of trumps policies and disagree with others but i have actual arguments why i disagree with some. its retarded that they cant even provide an argument. i feel like most liberals are just repeating shit other people are saying to look morally good. all im remember them saying is "Are you kidding me" "oh my god" "you are so uneducated"

>>34576598
That jizzum is amazingly clear, have you had your sperm count tested

>>34576604
yeah, i remember seeing a vid a good few years ago where they tried saying that food in america was making people gay lol

Been invited to a house party on saturday where I only know 2 people. I already have anxiety for it. Joy

>>34576598
Is that cum or water, lad?

>>34576672
No. It is often on my mind however.
It's super watery and clear. Always. I do wank minimum 3 times a day, everyday.

Not been to a Dr though lol.

>Hey doc. My cum is more like piss. What's up?

>>34576028
What's the purpose of an ejaculating dildo exactly?

>>34576761
makes it seem more realistic?

About to watch The Shining for the first time lads, heard good things

>>34576871
It's a great movie lad. You'll love a scene which pertain's to a lot of faggots ITT.

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>>34576871
Enjoy, it's breddy gud

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Thinking of starting a youtube channel, any ideas?

just a quick idea I had was recording trains in stations, boarding them and giving facts and trivia about the train model

It would appeal to a large autistic and kid crowd cause they fucking love trains - to help this i'd incoroporate austic/child friendly visuals

and a "Comfy" crowd who watch stuff for comfort levels, I'd add a soft layer of humour and comfort to my commetary

looking for other ideas though desu I won't do it anyway, i'm a useless long term NEET

>>34576935
you could give quick run downs on hot new memes

>>34576992
oversaturated market, anything to do with memes, internet culture, video games is impossible to enter and simply not worth it

not to mention cancerous as a smokers lung

>>34577030
no because yours would be really dank and edgy and have exclusive meme scoops as they're happening

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ZIGGEHH LITERALLEH

>>34572595
Plssss someone Start a WAGEKEK threeeeeeead

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Should I take my Nytol, lads? I don't need to wake up until about three tomorrow.

>tfw 20 minutes into a film about a robot being falsely accused of murder

i've always thought people like us could become scapegoats but now this isnt even out of the realm of possibility judging by the film

normies cant even let us live in peace they see someone eccentric or strange and automatically assume that theyre up to no good

>>34576553
this deserves a kek

Shaved my hands, lads.

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>>34577846
post your hands you slut

>>34578188
What do you think I am, some kind of hand slut?

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>people in this thread partake in sin

>>34576127
Why. What was the reason and what were you on?

>>34578290
you've already sinned today

>>34577846
Gonna be awful when it grows back, sharp stubble.

Should have waxed em

>>34578472
Perhaps so but I have sinned no where near the levels of these would be sodomites.

>>34577380
Where'd you buy em lad?
Can't find anything but the herbal stuff these days.

>>34578628
Boots, over the counter

just tell them you tried the herbal shit and it didn't work

>>34578628
I just went to my local pharmacy and asked if they had any. Unlike the herbal shit it probably worked since I was drowsy for he next 12 or so hours.