You meet all the job requirements and skills we require anon

Tell them you're a trans man

>>33419661
Seriously considering going in a diaper next time and declare I'm ADBL while pissing myself during the interview and tell them to check their privilege.

They'd probably say You're Hired!

"Sir im 1/512th native American"

>>33420066
My mom is native. It's pretty funny to hear people say shit like I'm 1/8th cherokee seriously. Are people really that desperate to feel special that they have to squeeze in whatever fraction they can?

>>33419633
Give me a single RECORDED instance of this happening.

I could easily say the same thing for me except with the races reversed.

>>33420129
It was on a whim for me. My mom drove to Oklahoma and said "it'll ne fun to make you a part of the cherokee tribe!"

>>33420164
They can't, because it never happens outside of their anxious fantasies. But then again, look around, /r9k/ basically lives in their anxious fantasies.

>>33420164
I saw it on the electric jew.

Why don't you people pretend to be white hispanic?

"My grandpa is from the dominican republic"
Done.

>>33420164
This >>33420292

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