Fembots, describe your ideal boyfriend

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>Nice
>Chubby but cute
>White
>Somewhat liberal, within reason--not SJW but not bigoted
>Doesn't obsess over sex, masturbate, and will respect my wanting to save myself for marriage
>Isn't clingy
>Will be a shoulder to lean on with my mental issues

black
ten inch cock
the 6'4"
must be in pro sports and rich

>>28215570
>doesn't masturbate
doesn't exist

>>28215570
>Liberal in 2016
No.

>>28215570
why don't you kill yourself you leftist whore

>>28215600
They do. Some people are able to control their urges.

>>28215605
>>28215623
I don't want him to be far left, just respectful of women and minorities and not a total /pol/ack. He can even be conservative so long as he does this.

5'8-6' tall
not fat, not fit, both are gross
at least 5.5 inch weiner schnitzel
willing to let me sit on his face
anime and vidya are NOT allowed
can at least afford an apartment and basic stuff

a-are my standards too high

>>28215633
no they don't. this is more delusional than 90 percent of the things robots post.

cute girls who like cute boys hmu

>>28215633
>he can be conservative as long as he doesn't go full stormfag
There you go. The only unreasonable standard is that he doesn't masturbate, if you're okay with him jerking of occasionally then your standards are perfectly reasonable.

>>28215633
why would he want to control his urges?

it hurts no one like eating food hurts no one only the urge do it 1000x stronger

>>28215651
No they're pretty standard. Most guys these days play video games though, what differs is how often.

>>28215651
>no anime or vidya
Almost all men have at least one of these vices, gotta be slightly more reasonable in that aspect.

>>28215651

Why no video games? Have you just not met somebody who plays them that you like?

>>28215584
Pretty much has to be over 6'2, 8 inch cock is the minimum, well paid job or rich

>>28215692
>>28215694
>>28215695
vidya might be fine as long as he doesn't spend 3+ hours a day playing those stupid fucking things

anime is just no, absolutely 100% no

>>28215675
>>28215681
I want him to control his urges because I don't want to be in a lustful relationship. Is it too much to ask to want a guy with some self control? For all of the posting you guys do here about "roasties being unable to control themselves", you seem unwilling to realize that for women, too, self control is a virtue. At least to me.

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>tfw 5"5 and skinny

Wake me up

before you go go

>>28215651
5.5 inch dick is way to small I would laugh at that if I saw it

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Conservative, hard working, has a kind heart, and lots of confidence. I just want a sweet guy to love, support and protect me from bad things like a dad.

>>28215741
you just have a big chimp vagina

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Blondie from The Good The Bad and The Ugly

or Count Olaf

>>28215751
specify more

>>28215751
Hope your dad rapekills your obese ass. Cunt.

>>28215719
Nobody genuinely cares if a woman masturbates and men need to masturbate (or have sex) occasionally for legitimate health reasons. You're literally hurting a man if you deny him that and expect to save yourself for marriage. It's a really weird and prudish desire that is likely part of your mental issues you mentioned, and it's going to hurt you when you find out your partner masturbated behind your back.

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>tfw no woman i know would want a tall, chubby, native american guy

>>28215600
It probably does, but a guy who doesn't masturbate at all is most likely going to be 1000 times more fucked up than a guy who faps to interracial dwarf tranny cuckold porn every day

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caring
some sort of work ethic that can be bettered if poor

everything else is unimportant

>>28215716
Just got in this thread but bitch you crazy I dumped my last gf for thinking she had the right to bitch at me over a game of nazi zombies.

>>28215799
>and men need to masturbate (or have sex) occasionally for legitimate health reasons.
I would definitely feel comfortable with sex if we were married.

However, before then, he should be able to contain himself. It's possible and doesn't always or often lead to cancer. In older, more religious societies where masturbation was frowned upon, guys didn't do it then and they can go without it now.

>>28215719
I dumped a girl like you before. You don't want him to control his urges, YOU want to control his urges, and for a man that is borderline abusive, it drives us fucking crazy.

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>not too tall
>not too old
>either blonde or black hair, curly
>submissive, but not completely beta
>enjoys arguing
>isn't squeamish
>very nice to me, rude to others
>pretty hands
>/fit/ or maybe skeltal
>won't mind being stabbed
>won't mind having things carved into his back
>hkv
>no more than 3 friends
>is not impulsive, more reasonable
>isn't busy all the time
>will be a house husband
>loves doggos
>while go along with my dumb plans
>white or azn
>will not try to boss me around
>likes night walks
>likes cartoons
>somewhat racist but not extremely
>isn't a stoner
>isn't any type of hippy or punk
>dislikes punk music
>doesn't bite nails
>dislikes children

>>28215570
My bad this bitch is crazy. The fuck do you entitled cunts expect kek
>>28215716

>>28215855
I refuse to believe this isn't pasta

He needs to be 6'5"+ because I'm 6'4" and it would be weird otherwise.

>>28215846
>In older, more religious societies where masturbation was frowned upon, guys didn't do it then and they can go without it now.
Yeah and back then:
>there was a brothel in every town
>you would get married as a teenager
>marriages were often arranged
>adultery was extremely common
>people lied about not masturbating in order to not be shunned

>>28215846
>muh anecdotical evidence
You prudish whore should be eaten by dogs.
Hope you suffer :v)

>>28215870
i'm entitled because vidya is a complete waste of time?

go jerk off to muh epic dark souls you manchild

>>28215882
It's not pasta.

I've revised it from the last time I posted, actually. This is an *ideal* thread.

>>28215918
Realistically speaking almost everything is a waste of time, but I agree with you in the sense that excessive vidya is disgusting.

>>28215855
This is literally me cept not white or asian.
Sucks to be you anon.

>>28215855

You sound like a cool fuckbuddy, is it no weed or no "DUDE WEED LMAO" you mean with "not a stoner"?

>>28215898
>6'4" woman
Fucking freakish, you don't deserve love desu.

>>28215441
>typical Aryan
>earns close as much as I do (or more of course)
>intelligent
>fair amount of empathy
>funny
>active

>>28215948
vidya is a special type of waste of time

no one gets anything out of them and everyone saying they do are just brainwashed children

>>28215926
This is a faggoty thread that is faggot.
You obese cunts ought to be raped by chinese muslims.
No offence tho :v)

>>28215570
>wanting to save myself for marriage
if one is sure they love another, why hesitate..
I get the idea of chastity or diligance, but this never made any sense to me if a person is not reckless, and instead reasonable enough. Bodily pleasures and delving with one another is an important part of making the bond stronger, per say.. Thus I'd suggest You reconsidering this for the future, unless You're really desperate to live up to whatever kind of thinking sparks in You.

>>28215898
Are you fucking Lilly from Katawa Shoujo or something? How the fuck are you that tall?

>>28215949
Go home, Pajeet.
>>28215952
>fuck buddy
You sound like a degenerate.

>>28215441
>4'5-5'8
>acts girly
>Browses /a/, /jp/, /x/, or /pol/
>Willing to skype and watch anime or VNs with me
But im a gaybot hijacking this thread for a bf

>>28215975
if you're at home what else are you gonna do?
stare at the wall? pace around aimlessly?

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>>28215988
>/pol/ comes to bait on /r9k/

>>28215441
>circumsized penpen
>8'' hard minimum
>white/brown skin
>not fat
>gainfully employed
>THATS LITERALLY IT and I can't get laid/bf

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>>28215855
>>won't mind being stabbed

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a ENFP

the problem is that they dont seem to know how bad you want them

>>28215855
Fair enough, what does hkv stand for though?
I'm insane enough to think of nkvd.

>>28215988

You're turning me on, hon

>>28215961
>>28215987
My dad is 6'8" so it can't be helped.

>>28216005
clean up? do dishes? laundry?

whens the last time you cleaned your bed sheets? 4 months ago?

>>28216008
>8'' hard minimum
>gainfully employed
pick one, unless you consider BBC Tyrone selling rock on the corner "gainfully employed"

>>28215926
That seems so specific but I know at least 2 guys like that

>>28216022
hugless kissless virgin. where have you been?

>>28215855
>doesn't bite nails
I've been biting my nails for years.

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>>28216034
Why can't a guy have an average penis and job?
Those aren't mutually exclusive family.

>>28216029
I'm 6'2 and semi/fit/, and you'd make me feel like a manlet. Why?

>>28216033
thats woman's work

>>28216057
The average in the west is like 5.5"

>>28216012
I've always wanted to consensually stab someone. Could you image the level of trust and love required for someone to let you do so?
>>28216022
Hugless kissless virgin

>>28215855
>won't mind being stabbed
>won't mind having things carved into his back
>dislikes children
Are you even female?

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>>28216074
Haha, that's pathetic if true

>>28216015
That's the entire point of an ENFP though, and probably why you want one.
>>28216057
>8 inch
>average
Been watching too much porn, senpai.

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>>28216039
Gibe digits

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>>28215855
What the fuck do you mean by
>won't mind being stabbed
everything else seems nice and fit's me except for the curly hair

>>28216073
found the 14 year old who doesn't know how to use a washing machine

your room probably smells like crusty ass and mountain dew farts and there is dorito dust everywhere

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>>28215570
>physically a ra typical robot but:
>doesn't masterbate nor obsess over sex
>marriage before sex
>is a reasonable leftist
>isn't clingy
>mfw

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>>28216079
>I've always wanted to consensually stab someone. Could you image the level of trust and love required for someone to let you do so?

I don't want to know to be honest

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>fembots putting white
FUCKING GET OUT RIGHT NOW

>>28216079
>Could you image the level of trust and love required for someone to let you do so?
Probably determined less by "trust and love" and more by "mental illness" desu

>>28216033
Last weekend actually

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>>28215570
>doesn't masturbate

nyoro~n

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>>28216098
No need to get saucy over your own insecurities. A woman wants to be pleased, after all.

>>28215651
>anime and vidya are NOT allowed

into the trash

>>28216045
In my room, or living in my imaginary world.
Probably both, at times trying to cope with the real world.

>>28216087
She's probably related to necrofag.

>>28216147
followed by you jumping into it too

i hope you realize like 95% of girls find anime disgusting

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>all those standarts
>mfw I just want a gf that would aknowledge me and doesn't have a fat face

>>28215855
what do you mean by "will go along with my dumb plans"

>>28216087
Yeah.
>>28216130
It doesn't really matter, and long as their devotion is unfailing.

>>28215651
I work 40 hrs a week and sometimes enjoy vidya and anime.

I like movies and TV way more. I also have my own place @ 23 years old.

>>28216164
My last and only gf watched anime and played vidya with me. Those were happy times

>>28216015
>tfw infp grill and an enfp guy hasn't given you his surname and virginity yet

why even live

>>28216147
we like MEN. MEN are strong and need to display they can support a female and possible children. its BIOLOGY. There is NOTHING MANLY ABOUT CARTOONS. A woman does not want her mate to act like a weak child, and guess what? Cartoons are for weak children. Especially animaymays

>>28216115
>physically a ra typical robot but:
Check
>doesn't masterbate nor obsess over sex
Check
>marriage before sex
That's good ebogh for me
>is a reasonable leftist
Check
>isn't clingy
Check

Seems good for me.

>>28215855
>>will be a house husband
Are you rich?

>>likes night walks
Nice addition.

>>28216189
hmmm i wonder why you would break up with a girl who watches anime

hmmmmm. im going to guess she was either a fat ass or she was just legit crazy

>>28216171
well we can only get pregnant once a year so we have to use the opportunity wisely unlike men

>>28216196
It's just a hobby you cunt I don't even watch anime but you must understand that being a """MAN""" is fucking exhausting and we need a break every now and then.

>>28216176
Precisely what it says. Nothing illegal, though.
>>28216209
I'm not, yet.

I want to become a doctor, though. I guess after that I could just have a cute jailbait neet trophy husband.

>>28216232
consuming cartoons is about as low as you can go in terms of a "hobby." like seriously, people that don't watch anime are laughing at you

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>>28216214
She broke up with me anon

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>>28216196
>MEN are strong and need to display they can support a female and possible children.
You don't even know who you're talking to, lol. I have friends that work construction, own nice houses, ride pick ups, burly beards, and they love some neon genesis or GTA online. You girls who think MEN can't play video games or watch anime are just as bad as the acne-ridden retarded autists who populate this board wanting the "ever pure gamer gurllfriend yandere".

>>28216164
nah.

>>28216248
elaborate, and which specialty are you interested in

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Do other fembots really have a certain checklist of things they use to screen out guys?

I just like who I like, and I don't like who I don't like. There's no artificial selection going on.

>>28216257
>chinese cartoons site
>talks shit about people that watch chinese cartoons
ROASTIE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>28215918
You still here bitch?

Dark souls fucking sucks thank you very much.

For your information I also like hiking

>>28216267
Cardiology.

>>28216257
Why would anyone want to be in your good graces anyway you frigid bitch?

>>28216248
>you will never be young enough to be this fembot's househusband and plaything

>>28216248
>yet
Boy you sure are confident in yourself huh?

>>28216279
that's what /a/ is for you autist. there's a reason we have different boards. this whole site doesn't revolve around your cartoon faggotry

>>28216285
you're very strong-willed. why do you want a man who won't challenge you?

>>28216287
why would i care what cartoon anime dweeb robots think of me? i come on here for "normal" robot feels, not waifu chink robot shit

>>28216248
>I'm not rich yet but I want to win the lottery

>>28216296
Of course.
>>28216327
I don't want a challenge, I want someone to look after, to protect and provide for.

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>>28216276
But could you like a NEET

>>28216351
Curiosity dictates my asking what qualifies as rich for you. Like 100k, 1 mil, etc.

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>>28216342
>i come on here for "normal" robot feels
>"normal" robot feels
>normal
>robot
Do you know how ridiculous you sound right now?

>>28215719
I agree with waiting for marriage but you aren't a guy and don't understand what masterbating is for a guy. I have very very high self control and low sex drive and asking me not to jack off for years is unreasonable. It doesn't make anything better, trust me. It will just drive him insane, cause him to have wet dreams, and make him upset with you. Please trust me that it's stupid and won't make anything better for you, on the off chance someone actually agrees to that.

>>28215855
You sound yandere as fuck also there's nothing wrong with biting your nails it's an instictual primate behavior.

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This thread just confirmed women are nothing but souless harpies

you desearve to be alone, fucking roasties

>>28216378
I would consider someone rich after they've saved 3 million.

It would take about a decade, as a cardiologist, depending on how carefully I budgeted.
>>28216434
It makes your nails look gross.

>>28216015
>wanting an ENFP
please kill yourself

>>28215570
>Doesn't masturbate
So you want someone with a dysfunctioning sex drive?
Or someone who fell for le no fap meme?

>dreadfully obvious fucking troll thread
>122 replies
This board deserves to get nuked again.

>>28216356
>But could you like a NEET
Yes, it's possible

>>28216100
Calm down necrofag

>listening to what girls say they want
How that working out for you so far, robots?

>>28216652
I'm not necro, she wouldn't post in such a shitty thread.

Nice to see roasties getting mad in here when confronted with the fact that they just can't stand up to superior 2D girls

I know that's why you guys don't like anime.

>>28216681
I'm now 5/6 for spotting her. I thought this one was off but I thought hey why not.

>>28216164
>implying females aren't into anime just as much as guys
Girls like cute things, just usually not sexually.

>>28216757
I can promise you I'm a better better necrospotter though, been accurate every time.

Step it up kohai.

Fucking fembot attention threads

>>28215918
>>28215975

If you say this and you watch TV or movies you're a hypocrite.

>>28216097

Averages in the rest of the world are lower.

I posted this in the last thread but my bf is my ideal.

>white
>introverted but not spastic
>the perfect body, not fat in the slightest, an amazing ass
>taller than me but still close in size so not a circus freak
>stemlord but not autistic about it
>in fact he's not autistic at all, a complete normie
>well read and intelligent (probably smarter than me)
>far more rational and calm than I am
>big thick dick that fills me up just right
>wants to fuck all the time
>nice, soft, thick hair
>the cutest eyes ever, looks like he's out of an animu
>not an annoying libtard and doesn't get hyper offended when I say certain things, but isn't ridiculously edgy either
>wants kids (four to be exact)
>compatible degeneracy, into all the same sexstuff I am, encourages me in bed and stuff
>prefers vaginal penetration to anal and oral
>calls me cute pet names
>is able to cope with my autism and also the fact that I get sad a lot extremely well, has a lot of patience and isn't a short circuit ready to burst
>can feel he loves me a lot, expresses it really well
>a genuine interest in things that I like
>likes animals, likes kids
>no degeneracy that I disagree with (isn't a zoophile, pedo, trap)
>will literally never cheat on me
>isn't conceited or shallow or crazy

>>28215441
not black, cute, muscular, and with a great smile

>skeletor
>long hair down to waist
>musicfag / plays instruments
>watches sundance style movies with me
>watches anime with me
>clingy / obsessive
>submissive personality but dominant sex
>passionate about hobbies
>honest / loyal
>clean / hygienic
>let's me take care of them

>tfw no ideal oneitis bf
y live

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>in his 30s
>6'0 and up
>walking skeleton build
>asian but not korean (I don't have the fever I just want to date my own race)
>likes dogs
>isn't a school dropout
>doens't support bernie
>no drugs no alcohol

Is this too much?

Chad originaru de desu

>>28217512
can I grow my hair and get into anime ;_;

>>28217546
>asian
>6 feet

>>28217626
do it man, long hair on guys is hot desu

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>>28217639
I know it's rare but they are out there, Ken Watanabe is like 6'2 and old

>white or asian
>red pilled, /pol/ bf

If he's cute idc

>>28217704
meh I think my hair is too fine. Always cop out when my fringe gets down to my eyes

Reminder: If the list is short, it's a dude. If it's long, it's a gril.

>>28217716
>and old
uuuh, is that a good thing?

>59 posters
>0 fembots

>>28215570
Is it alright if I'm trying to quit masturbating?
I also want to wait until marriage.

>>28217443
>taller than me but still close in size so not a circus freak

By how tall?

>>28217512
>skeletor
yes
>long hair down to waist
no
>musicfag / plays instruments
no
>watches sundance style movies with me
I would
>watches anime with me
I would
>clingy / obsessive
Yes
>submissive personality but dominant sex
Yes, and never had sex
>passionate about hobbies
Yes
>honest / loyal
Yes
>clean / hygienic
Yes
>let's me take care of them
Absolutely
Take care of me pls

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>>28217512
>>28217626
i play music
pls talk to me

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>>28217512
>tfw you do all these things
>tfw hair loss so you shave your head now instead

god FUCKING dammit

>>28217443
>white
Yes
>introverted but not spastic
Yes
>the perfect body, not fat in the slightest, an amazing ass
No idea, but I'm skinny
>taller than me but still close in size so not a circus freak
Possibly (5'8")
>stemlord but not autistic about it
Nope
>in fact he's not autistic at all, a complete normie
Kind of
>well read and intelligent (probably smarter than me)
Possibly
>far more rational and calm than I am
Yes
>big thick dick that fills me up just right
Yes
>wants to fuck all the time
Only after marriage
>nice, soft, thick hair
Yes
>the cutest eyes ever, looks like he's out of an animu
I've been told my eyes are cute
>not an annoying libtard and doesn't get hyper offended when I say certain things, but isn't ridiculously edgy either
Yes
>wants kids (four to be exact)
I'd like more, but 4 is fine
>compatible degeneracy, into all the same sexstuff I am, encourages me in bed and stuff
In marriage sure
>prefers vaginal penetration to anal and oral
Not interested in anything non-vaginal
>calls me cute pet names
Yes
>is able to cope with my autism and also the fact that I get sad a lot extremely well, has a lot of patience and isn't a short circuit ready to burst
Yes
>can feel he loves me a lot, expresses it really well
Maybe
>a genuine interest in things that I like
What do you like?
>likes animals, likes kids
I teach sunday school and love animals
>no degeneracy that I disagree with (isn't a zoophile, pedo, trap)
I'm none of that
>will literally never cheat on me
I wouldn't
>isn't conceited or shallow or crazy
I don't think so
How did I do?

>>28217781
I'm mid 20s, a guy from 30 to 40 is quite attractive, but more than that is too old

>>28217987
reminder that women like you should be shot

>>28218010
For what reason?
You upset she doesn't want your young dick?

>>28217861
y u no musicfag
music is comfy af

>>28217913
what music / instruments senpai?

pls pls pls drums
or
pls pls pls bass guitar

>>28218041
I don't play any instruments
I enjoy listening to music though
I did it for 8 hours today at work
be my gf?

>>28218027
>You upset she doesn't want your young dick?
Yes

>>28217443
With your ugly ass you're never gonna find someone like that.

>>28218041
Eh I have a bass but only play it to record stuff, mostly play electric/acoustic guitar. Used to play clarinet a lot but way out of practice now.

>>28218105
what kind of music do you play?

very oregano comment is oregano

>>28215651
>six inch dick
>6'0
>fits every other requirement
Sit on my face now mommy

>taller than me, 5'6 and up
>has a nice jawline and appealing features (average would be nice)
>isn't fat or chubby
>dresses kinda sloppy, doesn't care about clothes
>smells nice
>loves rainy days
>has some similar interests, differences are good though
>has some sort of hobby or several
>is loyal, sweet, funny and charismatic

this is of course the 'ideal', I don't really expect this much.

>>28218228
I fit all except I don't dress nice

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>>28218223
>no repIy for anon

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>this thread
>160+ replies

>>28218223
Just instrumental noodling really, like early post-rock or midwest emo. I want to start writing proper songs but I don't have any confidence in my singing voice, my poetry isn't any good, and I'm scared to try writing good melodies ...

>>28218307
pls be in US
pls be my bf
pls play me your post-rock music

pls pls pls teach me to be you

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>>28217512
>Slim build
>Hair down to lower back
>Sing and into production, always been into music
>Submissive personality
>Pretty skilled and knowledgeable with hobbies I'm into
>I am honest and put others needs before my own; I also hate lying and manipulation
>Not overly wild about anime/movies but still cool with watching whatever

I have all of these things, but it wouldn't't surprise me if this is bait like the majority of what these threads comprise of.

>>28218380
Fuck you nasty whore

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>>28218228
>>28218255
p-pIease respond

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>>28218424
fugen rekt

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>>28218380
UK am afraid. and I don't think any of it is good enough but we can talk ? I don't think you want to be me.

>strong, silent type
>afro-like hair
>venezuelan

>>28215836
hi
Poor but make consistent $

>>28215570
if a men didn't masturbate everyone would be dead. Like murder in the streets kinda dead

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>tfw 6"1
>tfw fit
>tfw handsome (not being narcistic or anything forreal)
>people (mostly girls) think am a normie
>hang out in here for days :^(
>tfw im a normiebot

>>28218503
you can be my comfy UK friend then
discuss post-rock with me
contact?

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>this thread
>one girl/troll posts
>ten responses saying "that's literally me"

Absolutely pathetic. Lose some weight then get on tinder.

>>28218228
Everything is OK for me but the size, damn.

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>>28218565
Iktfb

Worse is that if you ever make contact with a full robot they either hate you or just be scared of you

Also hate when girls become retards in my presence

Pic unrelated but got pictures of that mexican cop that showed her tiddies

>>28218439
where are you from? and tell me how original this post is

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>rich
>have pussy
>have big tits

>>28218626
East Coast US
Your post is very original

>>28218649
4 fembots not boybots. READ!

>>28218621

nah im actually kinda robot ig, i just act like a normie irl, btw i know i might sound like a newfag since i mostly lurk but lktfb ?

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>>28218589
happily: tslwn001 at gmail dot com

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>taller than me (5'2)
>patience
>playful personality
>good sense of humor
>respectful
>kinky
>communicative
>slimmer build
>dark hair
physical attributes aren't absolute

>>28218700
AII me
Nice snek

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>>28218694
>I know that feel bro

Breh, gonna dump this hot cop that fembots will never be

>>28218700
Pls tell me you're not a troll.

>>28218727
>normie
>phone poster
Fuck off

post accents

>taller than me
>around 30 years old
>dark curly hair
>smart
>chubby
>has a good amount of body hair
>glasses
>kind of geeky
>funny
>has dimples

>>28218770
>around 30 years old
kill yourself

>>28218759
fuckin kek thats the only thing i dislike about robots

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Alright also here are my standards for the fembots ITT:

>Taller than me (I'm 6'1)
>Must have big tits no smaller than E Cup)
>Wide hips for that childbearing my alpha sons and daughters
>Must be a 10/10 southern euro or arab
>Be kind, honest and faithful to me and her religion, don't want sluts
>Be motherly
>NOT FUCKING FAT
>Right wing politics and conservative
>Last but not the least: Watch anime and play or make vidya

That's all

>>28218770
>taller than me

tfw when you don't know the damn height.

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>>28218759
>Being an autist
>>28218802
This is the motherland of autism senpai

Best pic of this mexican grill

>>28218827
I don't match that but I have no problem with you wanting those things.

>>28218829
I'm 5'6", senpai

>>28218865
Not him
Be my gf

>>28218852
Fuck off normalfag cunt
You aren't welcome you scum

>>28218626
>>28218655
>>28218655
Where were you from?

>>28215984
nigga you clearly don't fuck, don't tell other people what to do either.

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Bosting chart for fembots :^)

>>28218970
Drop contact, my man

>>28219012
[email protected]
throwaway

Anybody wants to try speed dating on omegle? Its worth a try.

>>28215968
>earns close as much as I do (or more of course)
how much do you earn

>>28219044
Kek what is speed dating on omegle

>>28219012
>>28219041
>no email
Anon...

>>28219226
We all get unique tags, get paired with a random stranger talk about ourselves, give contacts then move on to the next individual.

>>28219303
That sound awful and doomed to failure

>thread for fembots
>male spergs post their ideal gf anyways

>cares about me
>stands up for me
>does romantic gestures
>makes me feel pretty and loved

We live in a time where dating is dead, so this is a lot to ask for.

>>28215441

>Over 5'6
>Caucasoid
>Pale to olive skin tone
>23 yo to 27
>Straight or wavy black hair
>Almond shaped eyes
>Bear body
>Big, strong legs

>Has a job or goes to school
>Likes horror/gore movies
>Doesn't care that I don't really have hobbies
>Likes travelling
>Will lift with me (sometimes use me as weights)
>Loves animals, particularly cats
>Polite
>Open-minded, liberal but not SJW
>Wants to get married and have kids at some point
>Loves amusement parks
>Fine with staying indoors sometimes
>Honest
>Slightly cynical
>Very lewd, into BDSM

That's all I can think of, and is a lot already.

>>28219463
I'd do that, but you're not a girl

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I just want a girl to send me a lot of messages through the day. I don't care if it's inane or what i just have that PLEASE SOMEONE CARE feeling

>>28219473
I'm about half of that
Be my girlfriend

>>28219540
What half?

>>28219473
I'm literally all of those things, wanna talk?

>>28219589
A mix of both the physical and non-physical things
Not bear body, not 23-27, no black hair (brown), and no big legs

I'm not a liberal, and wouldn't do bdsm (before marriage) The rest I fit

>>28219540
thats fucking depressing man geez

>>28219620
>I'm literally all of those things
if you were you'd get the fuck off my board normie

>>28218919
southern us, sorry anon. I'm sure you'll find someone

>>28219626
Any chance your name starts with J?

>>28219665
>Any chance your name starts with J?
Nope I'm named Zach

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>>28218719
>>28218734
there's no way to tell.

>>28219665
Don't be rude to Josh.

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>>28219652
>implying
>(you)
lol

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>doesn't smell
>doesn't hurt to look at
>doesn't get temper tantrums
>funny
>able to hold a conversation
>generally positive and optimistic
>plays videogames
>knows how to cook
>cleans after self
>brings his computer with him to play vidya all night long
>no physical contact at all except for hugs and fist bumps

Oh right I'm a straight guy. Lol.

>>28219775
i want to ram my fat cock so far up your ass you'll be pulling pubic hair out of your teeth

>>28219695
Nah, thanks Zach.

>>28219739
I've never been rude to Josh, never.

>>28219494
I can do this. Whats your contact

>>28219812
I dunno dude, I had hotwings like 30 minutes ago. You're gonna be racing against the clock, is that cool?
PS: no homo

>>28215719
I have a quite a bit of self control imo.

>don't drink
>don't smoke
>don't do drugs

>only have sex with somebody I care about
(I've only had 1 partner and turned down many opportunities).

I would also guess my sex drive is lower than most men.

However, as a woman you literally can't comprehend what masturbation is for a guy. It's not an "urge" it's a need. We cannot properly function mentally unless we get release.

I'm the farthest thing from a degenerate but even I understand the health risks (prostate cancer) and stress brought about by not masturbating as a male.

You're other standards are going to be maybe tough to meet but there isn't anything wrong with having high standards as long as you are realistic. The "no masturbation" one however is in my opinion unrealistic.

>>28219839
If you are, I'll kill you.

I'll skin you alive and wear your skin over my own.

>>28219494
rabiesbabies on kik, I need friends

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>>28219910
>>28219839
>>28219739
>>28219665
>tfw named Josh

Patiently waiting for a grill to put that they want an awkward unusually short dark curly haired dude who spends a good chunk of his time writing dumb indie folk songs let me know.

It's bound to happen r-right guys?

>>28220030
Be my qt hobbit boyfriend

>>28220065
>wants hobbits
kek not him, but I have legit hobbit feet
Is that qt :^)

>>28220065
Pretty sure you have a penis, don't you

>>28220089
I have no penis, but if you want to be pegged or something, I can oblige.
>>28220086
No, your feet are shit, begone incubus.

>>28220109
>No, your feet are shit, begone incubus.
;_;

>>28220120
Be GONE!

Go chew your toenails or something.

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Has two X chromosomes

>>28220155
Why are you such a bull to hobbits anon ;_;
We're people too

>>28220109
oh my.

I've never got this far before. what do I do next.

>>28220156
Wait a minute..... Thats no boyfriend thats a grill.

>>28220162
You're not my beautiful hobbit husbando.
You're a pretender, hobbits have curly hair and your hair is shit and straight.
>>28220168
You bind your self to me, eternally, through the process of holy matrimony.

>>28220162
*buIIy

i want a guy who will encourage me to be a slut.

>>28220193
Hobbits have hairy feet too ;_;

>>28220208
I can do that. Skype?

>Isn't clingy
>Taller than 5'8"
>Hard working - has a job
>Confident
>Versatile in relationship roles
>Nice dick, not too bothered about size as long as it does the job & does it well
>Smells nice
>Similar taste in music to me
>Honest, even to the point of being brutally honest - I appreciate that a lot
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes
>Doesnt' get sloppy drunk/crying drunk
>Open minded
>Will play video games with me
>Can cook

>>28220248
Can do, be my gf

>>28220193
That kind of sounds like it would hurt. Is it supposed to hurt?

>>28215570
>wanting a liberal bf
Wha...
>mental issues

Ohhhh

>>28220267
She's saying get married to her you fucking moron

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>>28220215
What part of begone do you not understand, foul incubus?

You're no hobbit.

I don't really care too much as long as he's hygienic, not fat, and has a large penis.

Go ahead and tell me that I'm shallow or that my standards are too high

>>28220267
As dense as they are. XD

>>28220267
Only a little.
>>28220288
No shut up, I'm saying we slice open both of our ribcages and weave the bones through each other, then sew our skin together so that we become one being, together for eternity.

>>28220298
what's a large penis ?

>>28220298
I have a large penis and am hygienic, and not fat
Are you an amerifat too?

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>>28220306
Damn,>>28220267
Good luck me boy.

>>28220288
>>28220301
I understood that part, the binding thing just seemed a bit aggressive. Have you ever heard of someone tenderly being bound?

actually, don't answer that
>>28220306
okay yeah thats what I figured. I'm not the biggest fan of needles, but I wouldn't be entirely opposed to stapling the skin together.

>>28220289
>tells people with hairy feet they aren't hobbits
No you leave succubus. You don't know what a hobbit is

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>6'1'' or taller
>anywhere between skinny and ottermode, no excess fat
>straight hair
>smart yet humble about it
>calm without being uncaring
>would run into a burning house to save someone
>open-minded, doesn't generalize
>watches anime
>likes to sing/plays instruments
>speaks at least two languages fluently, more are a plus
>likes to travel
>likes animals and nature
>creative
>not whiny
>no piercings or tattoos
>no drugs, smoking, alcohol is okay but doesn't get wasted

>>28220384
>Have you ever heard of someone tenderly being bound?
No I haven't but you're about to be the first one on the list.

>>28220248
What's your music taste? Otherwise fine.

>>28220400
Everything checks out for me, but the size.

Guessing you are "6.0"?

>>28220400
>6'1'' or taller
Kill yourself whore and never come back to this board
Lanklets can't be robots

>5'11+
>fit, not bear mode (must have abs)
>clean shaven
>either white or black (sorry white guys but I do like me some chocolate)
>7+ inch cock
>weed friendly
>liberal
>willing to learn German, as I'm originally from there and intend to move back
>never any history of being into anime or having yellow fever
>make decent income, enough to support the two of us because I only make $15 an hour currently
>must be into femdom, if white
>must be willing to be penetrated

>>28220449
>>28220457
knew you'd hate me for that. I'm 5' but height is a fetish of mine. Helps that I live in one of the tallest countries on earth so it doesn't even exclude that many men.

>>28220519
>I'm 5'
Get the fuck out you nasty skank
Never come back

>>28220395
You definitely aren't, you lanklet subhuman.
>>28220384
I can bind you tenderly, too.

Staples are fine though, very sanitary. What do you think of knives and branding irons?

why do these fucking bait threads get 300+ replies instead of being dubs spammed

fucking check em

>>28215651
>afford an apartment

Not in New York sweet cheeks.

>>28220497
>German woman
>into roody poos (blacks)
>into femdom
>must make more money
>must be willing to be pegged


HAHAHAHAHA TOP. FUCKING. KEK.

>>28220519
Ah so the Netherlands, doesn't matter for me, I respect other bots opinions.

>>28220519
>is short
>doesn't like manlets

fuck off

how do i stack up? because its been a long time since i had any grills interested in me
>26
>6'2
>skinny but escaping Auschwitz for a while now
>go on /k/fit/o/pol/
>conservative libertarian
>blue eyes blonde curly hair if i let it grow
>trying to quit smoking completely and stop drinking so much
>just got a badass job, bout to buy new car, motorcycle. plus a house next year
>kinda introverted normie that gets along with almost everyone... just very awkward at times

what is wrong with me

>>28220607
you wouldn't qualify because of the 'not whiny' part anyway :^)

>>28220636
why would i want to date a slut?

>>28220538
just kind of depends on what kind of knives we're talking here. I'd say the average chefs knife leaves a little to be desired, but i can't imagine a person who is unable to appreciate a good sturdy cleaver. I mean I guess its debatable if that really falls under knife territory but they're certainly distant cousins at the very least.

am more or less neutral about branding irons

>>28220631
you sound very nice, I'm sure you could get a qt gf easily

>>28220636
fuck off stupid normalfag whore
You aren't welcome here
/r9k/ is a manlet board

>>28220631
Just get the motorcycle and forget the women you'll be set man I'll ride with you every weekend

Shallowness is when you put penis size as one of the criteria. It means you're as shallow as guys who put bra size in their criteria. Which is okay, but shallow and childish.

>>28220427
Trip hop, techno, minimal, deep house - mostly anything as long as it sounds deep and dirty. I get in weird jazz and classical moods sometimes though.

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>>28215570
>>28215651
>>28215719
>>28215716
>>28215855
>>28217443

This is why you cunts are single. You're all horrible and selfish. I'd never ask for stupid shit like "No fap" or "No video games" because I'd respect their enjoyments as long as they're not hurting anybody.

I want a BF too but I know they aren't supposed to bow to all your retarded needs.

>>28215441
>Just needs to be taller than me (that isn't asking for much, I'm 5'2)
>White (blue/green/grey/hazel eyes are a mega plus)
>Normal body type, normal penis size (which is like 5 inches?)
>Educated (post secondary) is a plus, but if you're successful with whatever you're doing, then all is well (needs to make more than me at least/will make more than me)
>Can't smoke or drink
>Low key christian or agnostic (atheists are insufferable from my experience)
>Has passions, whatever they may be and is open with sharing them with me (even if I may not understand, but I'll sure as hell listen!)
>Can deal with me crying over the smallest things

>>28220631
Nothing wrong based on this description. You sound cute.
Where do you live?

>>28220731
This is an ideal thread, you dumb nigger.

It's not supposed to be realistic.

>>28220731
can i be your bf :3

>>28220762
I'm a guy and my ideal is realistic
You're just stupid whores

>>28220731
you obviously haven't been with a guy who spends 4+ hours every fucking day playing video games

>>28220762
Even so "ideal" boyfriends are a good way to show how selfish you are. This thread is really a good illustration of how most fembots are vapid cunts.

>>28220787
>you obviously haven't been with a guy who spends 4+ hours every fucking day playing video games

Yes I have actually. As long as we can be close he can still play video games. Granted, they were a no-life like me but them playing video games for long stretches of time didn't damper anything.

>>28220787
We're great
You're just a cunt

>>28220596
close, northern Germany

>>28220298
Well i think you're not a real woman.
>large penis
You must be a guy, wanting to just fuck everyone's self esteem up. Not cool man, it's very hurtful to some people.

>>28220827
Get the fuck out already stupid slut

>>28220816
>they were a no-life

so basically you just sat around all day watching him play vidya?

jesus christ i hope i never end up like you

>>28220817
a dirty smelly cunt*

:)

>>28220672
i think the big problem is i dont get out enough
or have a facebook
>>28220701
i already have one but i want another
also im the only person i know that has one, so no rider buddys for me
>>28220746
i live outside of houston tx
i swear i dont even think im particularly ugly
most people say im very funny and tell me i have good morals. not sure what that means but i am extremely honest and loyal
a mans word is his bond and all that jazz

>>28220827
Welp, that was a fun guess. :D

>>28220744
Nice dubs.

Are you sure you want to share my passions?
My passions could be gay aids.

You'd be even more of a spaz if you had gay aids.

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>>28220841
I'd rather be with someone I enjoy than be a pathetic lonely dry cunt like you.

>>28215441
Anyway, Ideal BF:

Toned
Nice to be around
Can be ok with being quiet
Makes me a better person
Is willing to listen
Has friends who are nice to be around
A little bit of an introvert

Pluses:
Likes video games and/or anime
Funny
Dresses nice
Likes to try new things