Australia general

who here /white night/?

Ausbots who here on antidepressants starting them tomorrow, also might drink tonight

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>>26527762
> taking meds
> being normie enough to go to the doctor
kill yourself desu

>>26527762
I tried them once, they just made my jaw stutter like a speed addict and made it nearly impossible for me to ejaculate

Didn't make me happy, benzos were slightly more useful

>>26527762

Anti-depressants are silly, doing cardio is infinitely better.

>>26527741
I really want to go to that
Have you been before?

Woke up at 3.30 pm after going to sleep at 5 in the morning. ate a sandwhich and have been sitting here on r9k since i woke up.
who else living the dream here.

>>26527808
Yeah it's pretty shitty and the crowd's really huge and not worth it, but last time I went I got extremely stoned and just enjoyed the vibe.
Not sure if I'll go again.

>>26527737
how does it feel knowing new zealand is a far nicer country to live in

>>26527785
Well was either that or kill myself I need to go to a doctor to get diagnosed to stop all this shit in my life because I just can't even
>>26527792
Yeah if they don't work for me I won't use them for long
>>26527798
I basically already do cardio anyway by walking really long distances each day, I get exercise/sunlight and have at least one friend but none of that stuff really cheers me up it just fills in the time

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> tfw no depressed female/trap to bully and make dependent on me
I just want to be a meanie and feel important

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>>26527762
Who /watching_anime/ here?

About to watch some Boku Dake

>>26527859
Woops, didn't mean to quote

>>26527859
I'm watching
> Dragon Ball Super
> Kaiji
> Oshiete! Galko-Chan
trying to finish Kaiji when I have the time, and watching the other two on a weekly basis when they come out.

>>26527809
I went to work. I wish I'd done what you did.

>>26527829
we don't think about new zealand much

>>26527830

Try going hard out, really pushing yourself - not just walking. It's a pretty good endorphin rush and every time I go for such a run I always feel pretty positive afterwards. It might not work for you but it's worth an attempt I'd say.

>>26527880
>>Kaiji
I wanted to start watching that but I heqrd I have to learn mahjong first

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>>26527830
go on cute dates with robots like me <3

Has anyone been able to get on DSP lately in Aus? I've heard it's a lot harder to get.

I've been told that CL has come down hard on DSP receipts had basically kicked over 150,000 people off it in the last year or so.

>>26527920
Kaiji isn't about mahjong, there's another anime by the same guy that has an extremely similar name and concept that's about mahjong though.
There's no mahjong in kaiji.

>tfw no one to play SFV with

>>26527911
Was going to start working out soon anyway
>>26527921
But that would require me not hating myself first :/

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>>26527996
> implying I won't hate you too
It'll be wonderful anon, we can both talk about how shit a person you are and how much you need to get your life together.
Then I can slap you around and pressure you into sucking my dick.

>>26527897
i used to work in a hard physical labour position for 10 hours a day so i know what you mean, but after a while the NEET life loses its glamour. desu all i want in life is a comfy office job as some data entry shitkicker or something. just something that doesnt leave me physically exhausted and that doesnt follow me home after work

>>26527818
Sounds like you're living the life
Wish I could've done that

Back to TAFE tomorrow

I miss being a kid and going to primary school

who here /brisbane/

>>26528050
> know where to get weed
> living the life
absolutely not f@m

starting uni soon

will probably kill myself before the year ends though

>>26528069
too scared to even ask where to get it desu

>>26528079
what uni f@m
I'm entering my second year in a month

>>26528102
I mostly just keep in contact with highschool friends

>>26528013
I'm more the silent type would rather just be with someone and do things you know also whats the fun of being the bitch in a relationship when you can be both the bitch and the master just switch it up often tbqfh

>>26528053
I started tafe today. holy shit it was just ice breakers the entire time, why couldn't they just hand us a piece of paper and make us write stuff down.

>>26528069
sounds pretty damn good to me, I only get to smoke on the way home from work with my sister, but I don't even work there anymore

>>26528133
I'd switch it up with someone cool not an autistic robot like you tho

>>26528131
la trobe, i only just scraped in by getting the chance to do a diploma before moving into a bachelors degree

fucked up my entire atar because my best friend died and i couldn't function for almost all of year 12

>>26528180
ouch, that sucks
they gave you special consideration though, right?

>>26528079
I start Law on Monday. I don't even know where my classes are.

I should have picked up a trade. I don't want to deal with people again.

>>26528211
Yeah, I just had to write a short essay thing for them explaining my circumstances to them, and thankfully they were kind enough to let me in

>>26528216
Me too man, I'm clueless about all this uni shit and dealing with other people again is going to be fucking horrible

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Guys, I'm starting my second year of uni in a month.
How do I get PRIME TEEN JAFFY PUSSY?

>>26528263
you don't

this is original advice

>>26527762
Man a word of advice. Don't take antidepressants. Depression is something you cant fix with pills. You have to understand that depression is the result of a chain of events in your life, whatever they are, they have cultivated and you are at the peak of it right now.

>>26528180
Damn anon, that's really terrible
Don't worry, your atar doesn't matter now that you're in uni

>>26528216
Most unis have maps available through their phone apps. They should be teaching you how to navigate the codes during orientation.

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>>26528285
can you tell me how though?

>tfw starting uni and living off Youth Allowance because nobody will hire me

honestly it's so hard to get a fucking job, and youth allowance is fuck all after I pay board to my parents

>>26528336
> pay board to my parents
C U C K E D

>>26528315
What course are you doing? Pussy is easy to get it's more of a question of whether or not you want the girl's pussy in the first place.

>>26528336
>pay board to my parents
I don't even get YA

>>26528288
Nah my early life was fine the depression is probably a side effect of bipolar which I'm 99% sure I inherited just need a doctors note to prove it

>about to start second year of apprenticeship

all i want to do is die

>>26528427
>tfw turning 21
>high school dropout
>too old for apprenticeship
Will have to end up going to uni but I'm dumb as fuck

>>26528397
that sucks man

i only get it because my family is poor as fuck

>>26528465
there are lots of older apprentices mate, i believe in whatever you do anon work hard and you'll be alright

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>>26528427
>>26528427
>Be third year into apprenticeshit
>every day is fight for survival against normalfags
>constant paranoia of not having a job when I finish

ONLY EIGHT MORE MONTHS TO GO

>>26528465
>21 too old for apprenticeship

Worry not, sweet brother of masochism. Employers want older apprentices that are less likely to have a mental breakdown and collapse. I started my apprenticeship when I was 21. Then again I'm doing butchery which is the best I could do to not be homeless.

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>>26527737
When we leave the EU would you guys be happy for us to integrate you into the British Empire 2.0?

I miss the old days, I'm sure you colonials do too.

>>26528556
>heavy duty diesel mechanic
>can pretty much get a job anywhere when i finish my trade
>only fears in live is that i'll kill myself or be shit at my job

Best of luck to you man, got any meat/butcher adivce?

>tfw don't feel anything anymore
>tfw spend all day browsing 4chan and play games and it doesn't even bring you any enjoyment, but is rather just the most bearable alternative to anything else
>genuinely don't feel "depressed", just nothing interests me and all i want to do is be at home all day

What should I do? Whenever I go outside I get so drained and worn out, after being at normieslave work coming home on the train I almost feel disconnected from my body and like I have delayed reacitons. Everyone else walking around and on the trains seems just like they're natural while all my actions are manual and I'm always paying attention to things

pls help senpai

Anyone /uniofmelbourne/ here?

>>26528572
Ah, the beautiful United Kingdom of Great Britian and Southern Ireland.

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Who /Tasmania/ here
I have no friends, someone here in Tas please respond ;_;

Who here /WAbutnotPerth/?

Is there a worse feel?

>>26528556
>Employers want older apprentices
Wow, maybe there is a chance

>that are less likely to have a mental breakdown and collapse
n-nevermind

Anyone here play any vidya?

anyone play League?

>>26528667
/darwin/ here, the most normie capital in australia

>>26528675
Where in /WA/ friend?

>>26528667
Sometimes I want to live in Tas because it looks comfy, cooler and gets snow in the higher altitudes but then I remember that it's so far from anywhere else and probably has shit net so I can't be fugged to live there

>>26528705
Hardly play it anymore I just sit in chatrooms and try to talk to people

>>26528706
/Bunbury/

>>26528667
tfw WA :(

>>26528675
tfw perth :)

>>26528713
the net is fine, we have NBN and muh fibre optic is most places.
Just isolated, if I had friends I'd be fine, but it's hard to meet people because they're either bogan trash or stacey and chad 90% of the time.

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I just finished Penguindrum. Shit was cash.

who /victoria/ here?

original commento

>>26528705
I play, hit plat last season but now I just chill on smurfs

>>26528728
do you know an Emma. H.?

I used to reside in Geraldton, windy shithole

>>26528735
Whats the ping like to Sydney I like online games and high ping pisses me off also what are the bogans like down there any different? Worse? Better?

>>26528751
I hit plat last season too, only in gold atm though

>>26528705
>>26528751
>tfw silver shitter that only plays norms and gets stomped half the time

>>26528767
mostly chill stoners, so long as you avoid specific super bogan areas, but they're normie af and usually have a gross looking bogan gf.
I guess having low standards works for them.

>>26528770
I lost my first promo game on my main with 20 kills on akali or something. Feelsbadman.

>tfw A player did not lock in their pick or ban. >Your group was returned to matchmaking.
>You are now back in a chat room with just your premade.

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>tfw on accutane
>tfw getting crazy hip flexor pain recently and some sore knees from the medication
>squatting 3 times a weke with other compound lifts
>currently only on 95kg squat and upping by 1kg each week
>nearly 100 fucking KG at 73kg BW, feels good.
>cant even run today that's how sore my left hip flexor is
>workout day tomorrow

whatever it take's right babe? i want to make it.

>>26528787
>>26528780
IGNs?

>>26528767
oh, sorry, the ping is like 60 to other australian severs generally.

>>26528780
My senpai, Im playing on silver smurf atm

>>26528740
Truly a 10/10 series

Have you seen Yurikuma Arashi or Utena yet? YKA isn't as good but they're all written by the same guy.

>>26528759
Not that I can think of. I moved here after high school so I don't know a lot of people.

List of normie activities:
>weed
>anime
>league of legends


Just for future reference here...

>>26528795
Radiographer
pls ignore troll af history

>>26528795
>>26528799
I'm too scared to play with people better than me desu, I worry that I'll ruin the fun for them by being shitty.

>tfw only champ your decent with is blitzcrank
>tfw only good with him because you can stand there spamming "I put the go in golem" until you pull the no escape free kill support

>>26528824
Real robots read manga and play VNs

>>26528824
League is fucking cancer normie shit.

>>26528820
she'd only be about 17/18, we used to be really close and i fucking ruined it
>tfw you ruin it with qt redhead godess

best of luck to you in your life man

>>26528835
I have two permab& accounts from fucking around too hard, I really dont care lol

I've been translating random shit for practice. It still takes me a long time and I'm looking up so many words (though I do eventually remember them this way, and the kanji), but I actually enjoy it, even when it stresses me the fuck out because I have no idea what something means and wonder if the stuff I could do was actually right.

It's weird, guys. Enjoying something, I mean. I don't think I enjoy anything quite as much as translating the nipgos.

>>26528843
Ah I probably wouldn't know her then, I don't really know any 17/18 year olds

>best of luck to you in your life man
y-you too

>>26527989
I just picked it up up today are you on PS4 or PC?

>>26528896
I've got it on PC family.

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Lakemba

>>26528759
lad I was from Kalbarri

>>26528705
>playing league of cancer
Get street fighter 5, anon

>>26528824
Depends on the anime

>>26528794
You're very much like me, I'm 73kg 170cm and d 100 on the squat 5x5. I got a squat rack indoors and got rubber tiles to protect the floor

>>26528794
>>26529032
Also have acne but I manage with benzoyl peroxide cream

how reliable are lancers? got a chance to snap up an '07 model on the cheap, decent nick, low milage

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I been homeless for 2 weeks because I keep getting fucking rejected for rental houses. I been living in a tent from Big W, trying to save money for 3 weeks rent + bond. I will be so fucking happy when the housing bubble goes pop, and all those filthy investors, chinks and indians loose all their money.

>>26528288
Wise words but it's probably situational. I am of your belief.

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>>26529032

I need to buy a power-rack, i was doing a clean and jerk with up to 60kg of weight before i started struggling heavily, and lost a lot of energy before my reps for squats even begun. Now i have the bar hooked up on some bricks. Feels good, love going ape shit on my squats. I'll be doing 20kg, 40kg, and 60kg warm-ups with more than 25 reps together before i even hit my 95kg 3x5 (I do SS)

Legs are growing like a mother fucker, love it.

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any senpai here?

>>26529100
Yeah man squats just keep going up when your doing them 3x a week

>>26527737
I really hope all Australians kill themselves

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>>26529125
Yeah m8
what course?

>>26528357
software engineering, I'm fucked aren't I?

>>26529157
ICT networking and security.
kill me

>>26529148

Hell yeah, i mean even 1kg weight added you can feel instantly it's heavier but you can push right up with a good enough grunt. May sound like jack shit on paper but in the real world at least you can feel it. I want to be able to squat 150kg by the end of this year.

My target. Whatever it takes.

>>26529042
A bit outdated. A gun will beat a lance anyday

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What should I expect?

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>>26527737
>had girl I liked for years
>realize I could have had her had I not been a huge beta or ignorant
>eventually she gets this online Australian friend who is a trans girl
>eventually she becomes trans herself
>they start fucking online dating
>start to be into her again for some reason later on
>she gives nearly all the attention to the Australian shitter that attempted to dump her for some homo
>can only see her once a week because of college days

GOD I FUCKING HATE BEING A KEK BUT I WOULD LOVE IT IF THIS FUCKING AUSTRALIAN WOULD JUST FUCK OFF

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>>26529166
I'm in software engineering. Literally no girls in this course, I've only seen two total all my classes combined.

What year? We probably share some classes. if you're a normie you can fuck off right now

>>26529182
Who's the australian? Is she cute?

>>26529190
Ive been on/off for the past year and a half.

There was a qt readhead in my programming class, s1 2014. She sat next to me and started talking to me, I still am trying to work out why...

>tfw I masturbated to hentai for the first time last night

It's all going downhill mates

>>26529182
>tfw tranny
>ywn cuck boys and fuck the qt tumblrite sjw girls that they pine for
>ywn pretend to believe their feelsb4realz views so they stay with you as a way to get cock without fucking cishetmuhpatriarchy meme men

At least I've cucked one dude before, his redhead gf was hot.

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>>26529217
You're going down a path that will ruin your social life entirely, but is extremely enjoyable and fulfilling.

>>26529125
I went to Swinburne in a Psychology degree for three years. Absolutely fucking hated it, the only benefit was being just about on top of a train station, even if I'm down past Frankston so it was over an hour to get there.

I hate university so much, but I'm going back (though Monash Clayton this time) for ANOTHER degree. I just can't do anything in the real world...

God I'm going to be alone for another three years surrounded by chads and stacies and wanting to just leave

Bot in sippy downs that are free tonight I am sick to fuck of staying home.

>>26528931
Lebkemba

>>26529203
Should I really be giving pictures?

>>26529166
>do ICT
>it's shit
>manage to get lowered down to entry from level 1
>it's even worse

Never doing a course with computer work ever again, I'm trying fucking sports after this.

>>26529228
She honestly spends most of her time talking trash about tumblrites to the point it gets annoying.

>>26529178
second-rate uni almost on par with UWS
Also bunch of asian + white qts

>>26529239
>God I'm going to be alone for another three years surrounded by chads and stacies and wanting to just leave

Thats what its like for me now, minus the stacies and some chads.

>>26527737
How does it feel to know that you were defeated by an army of emus?

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>>26529216
> remembering back to a single girl that spoke to you in s1 2014
That's pretty autistic, just like me.
You seem alright robot, if I see you next month I'll be sure to sit near you all the time and try to force small talk.

Hope you're in COS20001, COS30008 or SWE20001 ;)

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>>26529256
>Should I really be giving pictures?
No you should be giving location and email address so I can steal this semen demon away from your gf.

Any other bros doing/did Comp sci?
Any tips to give out? Are the chances of getting a job good? Is the math aspect of the degree really that hard?

>>26529265
Yeah, I did a couple of vidya gaem electives while I was there. The guys in those were alright, except that one fucking superautist there ALWAYS is in the course who takes up half the fucking lecture being a massive cunting faggot and not shutting the motherfuck up and the lecturer never just tells him to fuck off and keeps humouring his autistic, whiney, totally incorrect ass. There's ALWAYS one in those units, EVERY time. Of course, you never see any one of them ever again, so what does it even matter, it's all very transient.

I was always told I'd meet lifelong friends at university, among other things. Turns out the whole deal has changed significantly since the 70s and is now just highschool + 1. Fuck I'm so alone.

>>26529281
I don't speak to any new people, probably a anxiety thing.

Nah, not doing any of those :(

>>26529328
I'm afraid of talking to new people, but I get a rush of confidence and the urge to socialize when I see someone alone.

I think I might join the gaming club this year, not for the vidya or anything, but for the opportunity to other lonely robots to talk to. Depending on my workload I'll probably go to /tg/ and anime club (I don't particularly roleplay, but I enjoy boardgames). You part of any clubs?

>>26529360
Ive been to the car club meets a few times, its mostly group of chads who just share inside jokes all the time.

I probably should try to join some more. Ive never watched anime so I probably wont join that one.

>>26529063
>I will be so fucking happy when the housing bubble goes pop
Good joke m8, as long as we keep accepting immigrants, it'll never pop. It's so annoying knowing that the reason the people of this generation have to pay $550k for a run down shithole in a below average neighborhood is because Asian's probably own more houses than the white people in this country now.

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>>26529391
> car club
> expecting anything but chads
tbph that was entirely your fault anon

>>26529430
My solution to this problem is to simply never move out. It's not like I'm going to be starting a family or having friends/girls over.

What are clubs like in Uni?

I'm starting in a few weeks and wanna know if they're worth joining, like what sorta shit do you do with them?

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>>26529294
>implying she's my gf
I want her to be, I've waited too long. I just need this Australian faggot out of the way and I can get her to flirt with me again.

Pic related: It's the Australian trans girl.

>>26528867
>wonder if the stuff I could do was actually right
Try translating already translated stuff, then compare your work to the translation.

>>26529460
fucking gross
I will not help you uncuck your shit up

>>26529434
yeah I know.... but I have a japanese car and my friend was going

>>26529459
It's like a bank but instead of withdrawing money you withdraw friends. But you have to be careful managing your new friends (just like managing your money) because if you fuck up and lose them you can't go back and get any more.

>>26529474
2bcaphwy, famalamadingdong, I've done that before and I always end up with close enough to the same thing. I'm just super anti-confident in myself and my ability to do anything.

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>>26529480
Fucking please, pretty please? My only real companion in college who I can only see once a week gives all the attention to this fuck.

>>26528572
Will you send me friends

Anyway if there's anyone in Tasmania who wants to be my friend, throw an email to [email protected]
In fact, do it anyway so long as you're in Australia or NZ.

Goodnight famalams, uni orientation tomorrow, hopefully I don't fuck up this year.

>>26528357
>Pussy is easy to get it's more of a question of whether or not you want the girl's pussy in the first place

lol you ausfags are alright

>>26529164
Join a uni club you're interested in. You don't want to pick up a chick in classes. You don't even want to get a chick from the club. You want to get a chick from the mate who knows chicks you get in the club. Or more generally, make guy friends and if you do normie shit the chicks will come to you.

ay who here /perth/

Looking for someone in adelaide to kill me

>social anxiety and depression
>denied dsp because i still shower and do chores around the house
>got work from home job that pays less than newstart allowance
>cancelled newstart anyway because was gonna be forced into work for the dole
>cant afford to move out
>cant talk to people without baving panic attacks
>spend all day inside in bed except for the 2-3 hours where i work and have dinner

>>26530007
Your problem is >adelaide

>>26530016
>cant talk to people without baving panic attacks
iktf, I get worked up over even thinking about talking to people

>>26530022
My problem is
>Australia
and
>being alive
and
>something this pathetic being able to live

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Who here rejected-from-military-and-told-to-become-more-independent-and-get-a-full-time-job-and-hold-it-for-12-months-so-now-need-to-find-a-job-and-move-into-own-place here?

>>26529217
>people still think hentai is weird
I can't even comprehend this level of normalfaggotry

>>26530016
>got work from home job that pays less than newstart allowance
what job is that?

>>26530072
>parents moving to another state next year
>i cant go with them
>theyre selling the house to fund their move so i cant even stay here
>no job
>no friends
>no other family members
i'm fucked

>>26530072
just fucking lie dude. Tell them you got a job as a concretor, buy a mobile phone, and answer it yourself when they come looking for a reference. Which they won't. Although most likely this whole thing is a polite way of telling you you need more time to grow up.

>>26530094
transcribing letters for a doctor

>>26530135
>transcribing letters for a doctor
what the hell does that mean? how'd you get it? what's the pay?

>>26530135
Could you please point me in the right direction for getting a job like that?

I read that as Austism general.

>>26530156
i replied but cant see it so i'll post again,

a family friend felt sorry for me. they email me the recordings and i type up what they say. the pay varies depending on how many letters there are. on a good week its a bit over $200 but mostly its around $180

>>26530127
I don't think that would have worked

I am a manchild though with really zero work experience and I'm 21

>>26530231
ok thanks friend. Is it cash in hand? If you could suck it up to do work for the dole that would be a nice little earner for you there, you could almost live like a human while still being on the dole.

>>26530237
Fair enough, no pressure here. Just keep in mind everyone lies on their resume. I'm not even sure which jobs on my resume are fictitious, fact or a little bit of both anymore.

who /goldcoast/ here?

what a fucking scorcher today lads, good thing I spent the day inside with the aircon on

>>26530318
> gold coast
CHADS GET OUT

anyone here going to unsw?

tfw atar was phat but theres a power gap between engineering and law/med so im doing a meme engineering degree

>tfw perthfag living in the states
>tfw this place is awful.

>>26530951
man you lucked out pretty bad living in a place worse than perth in America

There are thousands of places better than perth across the entire country

>>26530966
>There are thousands of places better than perth across the entire country
True, but I'm in Tucson, Arizona. Literally the worst city that I've ever been to aside from El Paso, Texas.

Does someone with a uni degree have any chance getting an apprenticeship? I fucking regret every decision I've made since Year 12 and i just wish I went into a skilled trade rather than this fucking piece of shit fucking degree fucking slaughter me I work at fucking OPTUS selling bullshit phones and everyday someone I know/used to know sees me in store and it's fucking humiliating when they tell me about their fucking lives.

>>26531028
I really despise the idea of working in a job where I'm selling something and really don't like the idea of any job that's about dealing with customers

I'm unskilled, I haven't worked, I don't have a license, I don't have any education beyond high school and I just need a job for the next 12 months.

What jobs are there for me? Even grocery stackers have lines of people waiting to get in and these people can deal with customers

>>26531270
shit, Didn't mean to reply

>>26531270
keep an eye out for warehouse work, specifically freight sorters. That'll be right up your alley.

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>>26529217
>Tfw told all my normies friends I like hentai
>tfw got some less-normie friends into it.

>>26531396
I still can't comprehend how people still find hentai weird

I worked out a while ago that throughout middle/highschool I had spent more time playing hentai games than actually socializing with people outside of school. I didn't even realize this was out of the norm until I had left school and became a shut-in.

I think that's a big factor of why I'm so retarded when it comes to socializing, especially with girls. It wasn't until I was 19 that I actually had a one-on-one conversation with a female that wasn't a cashier and even then I only spoke to her about 3 times.

I've pleasured so many 2d girls by moving my cursor around but I've barely even spoken to a real female. How does it get to this point?