Plain food general, only cucks eat stuff with sauce and other

>>26525327
Herbs and spices aren't artificial, anon. They're natural and good for you.

So are vegetables.

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>>26525327
I reject the entire premise of your thread. Spicy food is fucking amazing.

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>>26525371
>>26525377
>being this big of a cucks

when WW3 begins, i cant wait until you die off because no

>Muh pepsi sugaray drinks and artificial flavoring foods

this is a true robot diet.
>rice
>lean chicken
>oats
>salad (lettuce, onion, carrot, olive oil)
>yoghurt
>bread
putting too much effort into cooking and eating is for normalfags

>only cucks eat stuff with sauce
>he uses yoghurt
that is a sauce you fucking faggot

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>>26525377
this desu
i put hot sauce on everything i eat
tabasco, chalula, even schlotzkys, everything gets doused in the red shit

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>>26525327
>eating like a faggot

>>26525401
I eat only whole foods anon, but I eat them in a manner that does not cause malnutrition and other health problems, unlike you.

>>26525407
>putting too much effort into cooking and eating is for normalfags

this, is for normies and failed normies, exhibit a the failed normies: >>26525371
>>26525377
>>26525412
>>26525418
>>26525445

But muh tendies need sauce

>>26525495
No they don't, faggot. Man the fuck up.

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The ideal food types to eat are normal, plain looking foods like bread, cream, white sauce and aspic. You should avoid fancy, show-offy foods like cooked meats, fruit salad, soil foods and yolk.

>herbs and spices are artificial
Wew guess that makes me a cuck :^)

mmmm mmmm nothing like a plate of steamed chicken and brocolli in the morning!

what do you say, fellow adults?

>>26525401
because carbonated syrup water is totes equal to salt, pepper, cumin, garlic, cilantro, or paprika.

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Who /sardines/ here?

I just add a little salt and I'm good to go.

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>>26525584
>that one faggot that has to add bullshit to his water

grow up.

>>26525629

yep, once a day.

>>26525629
>salt
Disgusting. I take my sardines /plain/

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>Eating bland food to match your bland personality

>>26525327
This actually looks super good.

>>26525327
>putting yogurt on the same plate as rice and chicken

The fuck op?

>>26525327
>White rice
>Not brown

Kek, gtfo.

>>26525698
>likes eating moisty pieces of shit

Expected, from a tumblr queer.

>>26525709
>eating shit tier rice

Enjoy being a fat loser, as expected from robots :^)

>>26525525
If u think the sauce isn't just as important as the tendies, you sir are a bafoon

>>26525666
Plain sardines are the food of the Devil.

>>26525723
>Spending way more time cooking your food because you're a fancy queer who needs shit colored rice

Failed normie detected.

>>26525724
If you cannot eat tendies without sauce, you are nothing more but a buffoon who jumped on the tendies bandwagon to feel special.

>>26525735
>not getting it out of a packet to microwave

Retarded robot dectected. Aren't you supposed to be smart?

More like failed cook, dumb faggot :^)

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>>26525327
Same thing, but cooked properly

> Split chicken breast, roasted with herbs on a bed of vegetables.
> Rice pilaf

>>26525733
>checking those trips
>with those dubs

>>26525761
>spending more money for microwavable in the packet brown rice because hes a special tumblr queen

Pathetic.

>>26525327
It takes like 0 effort to put a little bit of saffron in that rice to make it look nicer. Maybe a little bit of paprika.

Fuck you could make a yogurt sauce in 2 minutes tops and you probs already have the shit at home

and suddenly it goes from bland meal to something nice. You lazy fuck

>>26525768
Nice I am about to cook some mexican any idea what to put into it spice wise

>>26525773
>80p a pack

Are you poor? Oh probably, neetcuck :^)

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>>26525781
I wish I could help, I don't much like mexican. :(

>>26525781
>and suddenly it goes from bland meal to something nice

Not all of us are a low test male, i don't eat for the flavor of it.

>>26525792

Digging yourself a deeper hole, failed normie tumblr queer.

>>26525781
its symbolical, dipshit

maybe im just projecting, but if i ever did cook something like the op did, it wouldnt be because of laziness. it would be because thats how i feel.

yeah no im not buying this dumb meme

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Breakfast:
>A banana and a cup of coffee.

Lunch:
>Fried chicken breast and some cabbage.
OR
>Half a cup of boiled brown rice with a capsicum, an onion, and some mozzarella.

Snack One:
100g of dark chocolate, cup of green tea.

Snack Two:
An orange, or an apple, or two nectarines, or a carrot.

Dinner:
Peanut butter sandwich, a piece of toast, a cup of soy milk.

This is what I eat every day. I use a fairly healthy peanut butter on the sandwich, a fairly healthy margarine on the toast, and the milk is well balanced but I'm somewhat worried over that habit and the chocolate. I mostly eat cheap things because I have to, so the three pieces of bread is necessary so the loaf isn't stale before I finish it. Much more worrying on days when I eat rice too because of the carbohydrates, especially before sleeping. Sometimes I will skip the chocolate because it is fairly expensive and I tend to have an excess of carrots to get through so I'll have two of those instead. Generally about 7-10 glasses of water throughout the day and night, I would say. I also want to get rid of the cheese, but it's good, man. I have cans of beans and tuna as well but I rarely eat those, in order to get to vegetables while they are as fresh as possible.

I lift weights for 40 minutes a day and go for an hour long walk every day and I plan on increasing the intensity of these along with diet changes because I have a disgusting skinnyfat body.

Not too sure why I typed all of that up.

>>26525803
No need to project your failure onto others anon :^)

>>26525803
>being a food cuck
only low test males don't appreciate flavourful food

>>26525327
This is how little kids eat dude.
It's even called the white diet, and is for severely picky eaters.

>>26525803
Yeah probs because it has no flavour when you cook.

>>26525807
So if you are feeling bland you eat bland. That is kinda dumb just saying.

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>>26525847
>Calls others a food cuck
>cries himself to sleep unless he salts his food, adds spices and other homosexual shit.

>>26525327

Whoa I just ate boiled chicken and white rice like twenty seconds ago

>>26525861
>moans about other anons being unhealthy
>not choosing superior, healthier brown rice

Top kek senpai.

>>26525769
>lol 69
The numbers just keep rolling.

>>26525856
>So if you are feeling bland you eat bland. That is kinda dumb just saying.
its like a punishment. hard to describe. kinda like when im feeling cold and I endure it instead of wearing something warmer. feels like i dont deserve that comfort. im sure im not the only one.

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>>26525899
>>moans about other anons being unhealthy

No one said anything about being unhealthy, we called you a stupid tumblr queer who cant eat without artificial coloring's and other homosexual shit.

Get some reading comprehension, dumbo :^)

>>26525899
This man just got dubs.
Everyone please look at the dubs.

>>26525899
I would be eating brown rice but the price (not op)

I have like 60 a fourtnight after rent I got to think cheep

>>26525912
I think you might be crazy, try going the extra mile to make nice shit when you are down, it does help trust me.

>>26525915
>we

Top kek, only anon arguing is you sunshine ;)

>we called you a stupid tumblr queer who cant eat without artificial coloring'
>eating rice that has the nutrients bleached out

Toppest of keks.

>>26525327
>>26525875
Why would any human being boil their chicken instead of pan-cooking it?

http://www.thekitchn.com/how-to-cook-moist-tender-chicken-breasts-every-time-cooking-lessons-from-the-kitchn-36891

>>26525861
>food cuck deprives his tastebuds' full potential for the sake of being a straight-edge eater
>doesn't reap the benefits of spices, such as increased awareness, clarity, IQ, and flavour
>the spice user can compare and contrast seasoned and non-seasoned foods and choose which kind he likes better for each specific dish, which leads to increased confidence and self-esteem

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>>26525933
>ignored everything else was said, espcially the part where the dumbo started taking words from peoples mouths

Good job, dumbo :^)

>>26525629
Salt is a necessary nutrient fagit

>>26525915
There is LITERALLY NOTHING wrong with artificial flavoring. If you get sick from it, it's just natural selection.

>>26525933
I agree with your opinions because you got dubs.

>>26525983
K anon, no need to resort to being mad :^)

Probably should stop eating white rice though, its obvious it has too much salt for you ;)

>>26526001
>Pull the mad card because he literally steam rolled you because you have no reading comprehension.
>Arguing with a women, who cant handle she is wrong.

Good one, dumbo :^)

>>26525986
Lol faggot of course i'd find you here.

>>26526012
>because he
>implying its more than one person

Okay anon, same fagging because your mad is it a bit pathetic.

Calm down anon, no need to be salty ;)

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nothing like a spoonful of sticky rice

only people with autism can appreciate flavors this pure

>>26525986
wut

i said i put salt on them

>>26526035
I'd be upset as well if i just got steam rolled for being a dumb cunt who has no reading comprehension

:^)

>>26526051
Why do you keep implying its someone else anon? Reduce your salt, seriously :^)

>>26525327
>using your mousepad as a tray

>>26525935
Boil is really good if you need it cooked quickly or you are making soup.

eating like a dumbass who can't cook is more like it desu

Just finished off a bowl of spinach with a tin of sardines on the side

>>26525629
What kind of sardines do you usually get?

I see some that are in some kind of oil or others that are just canned in water.

>>26526001
>>26526012
>>26526035
>>26526051
>>26526065
if only you idiots saw this convo from an outside perspective

>>26526065

If anyone, the only one who should reduce anyone would be you. Reduce that autism and maybe get your tard handler to help you with some reading comprehension.

Otherwise you'll end up embarrassing yourself again. :^)

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I dine on the finest filet mignon that San Francisco has to offer. I don't soil my pallet with garbage.

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>>26526092
All that shit stained rice has gone to her head, that's what "brown rice" does to a person.

They end up being entitled.

>>26526093
Calm down anon ;) Reduce salt.

>>26526110

Reduce your jenkin huffing, lad.

>>26526091
i get the ones that are packed in olive oil

>>26526121
Reduce salt anon, calm down and reduce salt ;)

>>26525641
>>that one faggot that has to add bullshit to his water
>grow up.
what the fuck are you even talking about? did you read OP's post and the responses? did you not see "herbs and spices" and the autism reply of "pepsi sugaray drinks" in >>26525401 is a complete non sequitor?

in what world do you equate salt, pepper, or garlic, or onions or potatos to a fucking soft drink or a Mars bar?

are you legit retarded?

>>26526104
Is that a pair of lungs?

>>26526147
it's your mothers roast beef

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I agree, anon senpai

Simple food is best food, desu baka familia

>>26525803
>Not all of us are a low test male, i don't eat for the flavor of it.
baby food is bland because very young children and infants can't handle bold flavors. it's a sign of autism. Chris-chan eats is the same way - hence no pickles or anything flavorful.

not having any sort of spices is akin to just saying you eat baby food, gruel, or porridge - boring food and a boring person with autism to boot.

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>>26526147
>>26526150
It's steak you disgusting savages.

>>26526158
chinese have no soul

>>26526172
>calling people boring and autistic
>literally browses r9k everyday

How dense are you man?

>>26525684
Not op but it's Greek yogurt, which is traditionally used as a sauce in Mediterranean and middle eastern dishes.

>>26526186
>>26526191
>Not op but it's Greek yogurt,

no shit.. man only if op MENTIONED that in his post. holy fuck man. Where is Sherlock when we need him?

>>26525987
>artificial flavoring
>just natural selection
I guess you could say that

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>>26526181
Looks like the typical amount of removed skin from a labia operation

Fucking roasties

>>26525629
Salted sardines make my pee pee hard

>>26526205
My bad, I just assumed you didn't understand that it's not sweet like every other kind of yogurt you'd find in the store and was reiterating to point it out.
But you know what they say about assuming.

>>26526230
I think you're just letting your fear of roasties get to you, anon. Have some delicious steak.

>>26525327
Friendly reminder that OP is trying to exacerbate your depression.

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Not enough 'dines in here

I'm about to crack open a tin. I just wish it was in olive oil instead of soybean but oh well, still gonna be /deenz/

>>26526557
Why do you like to eat smelly canned fish? Degenerate.

Fuck that, I'd rather eat fast food that I actually enjoy and live to be 40 than eating that dry garbage and live to 90.

>>26525629

Sardines actually taste like pussy.

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>>26525825
Not too sure why I read all that.

>>26526612
but they're your friend, anon

>>26526671
I love when my girl gets super wet and pounding that sweet pussy is one of my favorite things to do but there is no way I'd find that musky, box-full-of-puppies smell appetizing. I truly will never understand the allure behind eating pussy. Fuck sardines too and hey, OP... Fuck your shitty ass plain food you could get struck by lightning tomorrow; stop being a faggot.

>>26526727
But what if OP was struck by lightning

Now he can't taste or feel so it doesn't matter what he puts on his food, he'll only have the memories

>>26526789
Setting me up hard m8

You tryna fugg?

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>>26526187
>he thinks /r9k/ is some secret autist cave
Kek, this board is for original content.

>>26526172
>not wanting to experience flavors in their pure form
>not wanting to eat anything without seasonings because you're afraid black twitter might make fun of you
This is one thing I can safely say you normies are wrong about.

No. YOU are boring because you are unwilling to try anything new. Apparently the only way to have fun is to get drunk and dance to the same bmm tsh bmm tsh bmm tsh music over and over with roasties until you die.

What hobbies do you normies have? What proportion of you are any good at the guitar or rap battles? I bet if one of your friends actually did have a really interesting hobby and made furniture with ornate carvings, clever joints and moving parts or some shit you would be like "pff nerd" and socially ostracize him for it, tell yourself you are superior because you spend all your time being a sweaty fat fuck gulping down beer then shitting and pissing himself while passed out drunk and only being able to talk about how wasted you were last night.

YOU'RE the boring one. YOU ARE

What I ate from 10pm-2am today
>two tuna sandwiches
>3 eggs
>a big frozen pizza
>half a bag of gummy bears
>a couple cans of sprite

I feel like a sack of shit but have no regrets.

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>>26525327
plain Greek yoghurt is great.

Food is food, it's meant for nutrition and survival, only women and queers care about taste

>There are people in here who eat "plain"

Is this how you think you're going to make it bro?

Enjoy dropping your cut in the next two weeks faggot.

>>26528416
>he eats food other than plain chicken and brown rice
never gonna make it

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Sometimes when I fart the smell never goes away.

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It lingers forever waiting for its next victim.

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Arguing is pointless and stupid.

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>>26525327
your taste in food is plain boring

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Who cares what others like to do with their time.

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You're only calling people who use spices cucks, because you can't spice your food.
Enjoy your sour grapes.

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I miss being able to eat all of these meals.

all I eat everyday is baked potatoes and apples and drink water , thats it , that is my menu , and I run for 10-15 km per day , the rest of the time I paint , I know i'm going to make it , failing is not an option in my head

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Venison meatballs are so good.

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Venison meatballs again.

>>26528822
>>26528837
>>26528851
These look disgusting m8.

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Venison pizza using brown rice flour.

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Red potato baked french fries.

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A closer view.

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Snot from my nose.

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Shit out of my asshole.

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The best cookie you would ever have, plus it is extremely healthy for you (no terrible ingredients). Fuck you though, you're not getting the recipe.

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Need to have another one.

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I just came on my wall.

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Spilling my satanic seed.

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I look forward to this daily.

shouldn't a food general be on.... you know.. the cooking board?
wtf..

>>26528903
>Sweaty fat fuck detected.

>>26525327
curd rice is pretty based, imo

the boiled chicken is pretty shite lad

>>26529016
off topic, but are there people out there like me who actively avoid tomatoes?

>>26525327
>Plain white rice
Pure dog shit, up your rice game you beta cuck faggot.

>>26525401
>he uses the word cuck
>he actually thinks WW3 is going to happen

>>26526186
That's Norwegian

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smalahove

>>26525327
You could grill that chicken with a few siqq herbs, do away with the yogurt, and add steamed veggies and get a much niver meal for roughly the same effort

>>26529117
>avoid tomatoes
I used to do that, but then I realized it was stupid, so I quit avoiding them.

I look at anything like this: If it ruins your health or takes up a ton of your time and does not benefit your life, then why should you keep doing it?

>>26529117
I kinda do. I mean I like tomato sauce, and I use it a lot. It's weird because I pretty much like everything tomato-based except tomatoes themselves

>>26525327
Not having the best rice ever: >>26528987

>>26529534
I'm the opposite I like fresh tomatoes but I fucken hate tomato sauce so goddamn much, it's sweet an vinegary I always mention at mcdonalds and hungry jacks to not put it on and when they I scrape it off with tissues, same with mayonnaise if there's an ice cream scoop worh of it

>>26525537

these flicks changed my life

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>>26525825
>margarine
>healthy

There are allot of transfats in that senpai.

>>26525371
Eating like a cuck I see.

>>26525327
extremely autistic

>>26525377

Spicy food is good, hot sauce is trash. What literally is the point to adding liquid pain to food?

>*through tears and gulps of water* D-DELICIOUS

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>>26529856
>when you eat some random bits of some arbitrarily designated, someone fucks your theoretical girlfriend

?///