I saved this and now don't even remember what this says so let's find out together.
This one has been my favorite for a long time
everything above that line was actually an UNORIGINAL comment
2 out of / 304834908594 9548908 I hate the robot so much ffs
I don't know why I love this so much.
dumping all my greentexts. probably not funny, just pretentious philosophical bullshit
>feel a wet finger pressing against my anal
>Is that hardcore enough for you Dreamboy
Gangland (2007-2010) is actually quite good. It feels like an european documentary with american shit sprinkled upon it. Because it's far from being Anarchy & Disorder - Special Snowflakes Unit. It is matter of fact, doesn't revel in evil and shit. It also has an eye for material factors. Such as the huge influx of illegal workers before the Atlanta '96 olympics. Or the street pattern of a neighborhood that made it hard for the police to monitor it.
Just remove the "Waah!"-sounds and replace the narrator and it could pass as an european series.
I'm sure other things would come to mind with greater pondering but this'll have to suffice.
I really hope this actually happened, seems somewhat reasonable considering how fucking autistic an average 4chan user is.
my thoughts exactly. Also fuck this originality check
99 percent of the shitposters come from Ausfailia
A former penal colony
Would be nice actually having a non whore female room mate
I know, it's a tragedy.... but in the end he had someone to talk about his problems and to spend time before dying.
I hope also I'll have that luck
Remember the good old manchild stories we use to have?
last one I have, fucknotoriginalthisisoriginal
This was the first 4chan post to actually make me gag.
There are literally children who have 95% of their skin burn off every day and have never truly slept because of the pain and this faggot kills himself because he got dumped by some slut. Lol fucking hell I don't know what's wrong with people these days
Love that one
original desu desu
I read this and spin the narrative of being this guys internet friend.
I travel to his city and throw the fantasy game on his sister.
Lay that hate D on her and leave her with a kid and ruin her life and split.
>almost every post is from the last year or two
i forgot i had this one. this guy made me fucking lose it
A Robot goes to a party....and all hell breaks loose.
This one killed me
Saved it in 2012-2013 before I started browsing 4chan
Two twins, one becomes a Chad, the other a Robot...
A Robot tries to tell a Joke at a formal dinner........
The day all Normies got BTFU.
I've never finished this one.
The most FUCKED UP story I have.
What happens when befriend a psychopath....
I'm sure the majority of this thread is '12-'13-'16 newfag shit.
2006 was a weird year anon. I remember it being funnier than it was. Rose tinted glasses maybe?
lel, so true. i immediately thought of any of the shit that passes for "animal documentaries" on animal planet.
at least we still have PBS. Nature is a good show and they do a great job with their other documentary and educational shows.
>he was eaten alive by maggots
Do they do that?
Last I heard he fled his house because he thought the city was going to fuck him for the living conditions. Him and his dog packed up and drove across the country and were staying at a hotel or something. I hope he's okay
If autism was an art this would be a masterpiece.
/k/ stories are the best stories.
There's no real evidence that attractive people have more sex than anyone else.
I see plenty of ugly, trashy couples in public. Hell think of all the fat trashy chicks who get pregnant and their ugly piece of shit boyfriends and husbands.
I've even seen studies that show that higher IQ correlates with both a later age at which one loses one's virginity and greater attractiveness.
Moreover, I've seen surveys that show that fatter women have more sexual partners than fitter women (less self-control being the driving factor).
Anecdotally, I've dated some fairly attractive college aged virgin women (my gf being one), I consistently rate as being fairly attractive yet I lost my virginity a little later (ditto for many of my close family members and friends).
Perhaps culture also plays into it- I was raised in a fairly conservative family, didn't bother dating in high school and assumed that I would lose virginity on my wedding night up until I was about 18 or so.
Coming to 4chan and realizing that people cared as much as sex as guys do was a huge shock to me.
Sorry anon, I don't have it. I'll post some more /k/ related materials though.
from the thread where /k/ buys a russian bomber.
>its totally a true story guys!!
>it has to be because I said it like 60 times!
>GUYS? GIVE ME SOME (YOU)s, PLEASE TELL ME I DIDN'T JUST WASTE 6 HOURS WRITING THIS SHIT FOR NOTHING
That's because every post is from r/4chan. Join us there sometime if you please :)
I'm from /mlp/. I think a lot of us shamefully like that one.
Jesus christ... women can be so heartless. He is obviously underage, his ultimate revenge would have been to have a tape recorder and have her admit to fucking that old guy. Bam child rape sentence.
Part one of when a fembot was abducted and sold into sex slavery
Part two of when a fembot was abducted and sold into sex slavery
First of all, fuck you. Second of all, fuck you a second time. You Have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original. You know what, fuck you as well. I wish I was black so I could just fucking kill myself right now.
probably the worst thing i've ever read
Don't forget to include how they all use Football Fields as a metric for measuring things.
It's just the same normal Chad stuff. Women voluntarily want to be with men who show that they have many options for women and are not interested in them, if you want to be with a woman you have to lead the relationship and escalate things, and women don't act on anything except what they feel in the moment so as long as you can manipulate how they feel that's all that matters.
im attractive,never have sex,and the smartest person i know(alot of people)
most unattractive people are blinded by frustration and insecurity and somehow socially sensitive yet ignorant,as a cause and and result of this unattractive people tend to lack the wisdom more attractive people are granted
this looks to me like the redditfag neckbeard equivalent of a "real men like meat only dogs go for bones"circle jerk.
>tfw they will never know how it feels to have multiple friends gf try to cuck them with you
>tfw they will never know relationships are bullshit and will stay in perpetual ignorance
>tfw kids will probably be ugly starting the beta cycle anew
>tfw any display of confidence will be taken as a joke
>tfw they will spend too so much time in envy belittling those born with power to ever gain power themselves
ive seen 5/10's get tons of pussy,because they are not lazy and will actually try instead of going "boo hoo why dont i have what they have its not fair that i have to work for things they dont"
They seem like fun guys.
not chads,or attractive people at that.
i just want people to be realistic.this is not reddit,someone somewhere will shut you down.
Anyone have the one about the male sex slave?
Here's when leaf got btfo by japan.
It's weird that so many great threads happen in /k/
Truly a magical place.
My sides take a vacation ever time I read this one.
I'm just scrolling through my folder and just grabbing whatever old-ish greentext I find
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.00% content).
Shit like this is why I could never become a bf with real women. Reading this makes me realize just how ugly women truly are. This guy may have been ugly, but every single one of these people were uglier than him. They just showed the guy that their lies are TRULY lies, that "just talking" doesn't work and that for some, there's truly no hope with getting a gf.
It's like finding out the true nature of god. I mean, it's like finding out that god is some eldritch abomination that actually never cared for us. That what it feels like.
This guy... I hope he's doing better. I hope he found the perfect 2D waifu for him.
This is my all time favorite please don't block me robo
>I don't even want to think how the Russians would treat me if I went to visit Moscow
Why do long greentext screenshot posts always have the most replies?
Im lazy as fuck but all you guys replying makes me think it might be good
just gimme a short greentext screenshots with lots of replies goddamnit
This was proved to be bs, if I remember correctly from a thread several years ago.
The cuts are clean from a surgical knife, rather than a bread knife or whatever it was that was claimed to be used (cba to read again).
That faggot is probably violating some noise ordinances.
They're typically written to be expansive enough to encompass weird shit like this.
>tfw I've done shit like but instead of pig noises it was incoherent shrieking
I was pretty drunk desu
I also punched a hole in my bathroom wall but it was a communal bathroom so I didn't have to pay for the damages because no one figured out it was me
Whaddya mean 'textless posts are not allowed'?
a personal fave, sorry if its been posted already
Dunno why but this shit is the best I have seen in a long long time
Dear nonexistent god
This is why the ayylmaos don't visit us
>who the fuck is oldfag?
>ooga booga where da waifus at
That thing got killed by the tendies meme. It was also the tendies and ree and such that brought an enourmous amount of normalfags here.
Fuck, that faggot that wrote tendies the first time is the worst enemy of the robots.