Post your favorite 4chan screencaps.

Anyone have the screencap of that guy on /v/ who made the custom pc for like 60$ tutorial?

Also bump for potential.

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I gotta love /int/ sometimes.

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>>26512606
>tfw you will never take an anti-journey

bump

original flamamalama

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I saved this and now don't even remember what this says so let's find out together.

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>>26512606
From /adv/.

>>26513252
It's a pretty common /int/ pasta that I as an American fan of documentaries can confirm to be 100% true.

I'm going to save these all and post them as an imgur gallery

I'm going to get so many upvotes, you guys. They'll love it. Their comments will be hilarious, too.

>>26513252
10/10

great job
mute for 2 seconds

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>>26512606
This one has been my favorite for a long time

>>26513312
Your Reddit verbage is cringe inducing. Please fuck off to /r/4chan

>>26513312
what makes you say things like that?
why would you talk like that?

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1/13497348957479oc

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everything above that line was actually an UNORIGINAL comment

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>>26513440
2 out of / 304834908594 9548908 I hate the robot so much ffs

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this is from /r9k/

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I don't know why I love this so much.

ok i cant be bothered trying to find it but im sure the mention of it will bring up some good memories:
Neal the Tard

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I've never played the game but it made me smile

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dumping all my greentexts. probably not funny, just pretentious philosophical bullshit

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>>26513865
youve been muted for being a nigger

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k

originales

>>26512756
>tfw gonna take one tomorrow

>>26513930
Green text for ants?!

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>>26513700
>feel a wet finger pressing against my anal
>Is that hardcore enough for you Dreamboy

>>26512756
>tfw my life is an anti journey
>all spend all my time and will trying to do something only to get nothing in the end and go back to square one

Reverb

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>>26514685
...r-reverb

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>>26512606
A pretty recent one.

>>26513532
>2014
shit, time flies

>>26515116
I don't get it how are the grain puns related

>>26515436
oh I see the barley now please disregard

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Hjftib dj i

>>26513252
Makes me sad how true it is. Modern American documentaries are unwatchable.

>>26513370
Please, please be real.

>>26515116
>response is one minute apart
Somehow I think OP samefagged

>>26515514
Gangland (2007-2010) is actually quite good. It feels like an european documentary with american shit sprinkled upon it. Because it's far from being Anarchy & Disorder - Special Snowflakes Unit. It is matter of fact, doesn't revel in evil and shit. It also has an eye for material factors. Such as the huge influx of illegal workers before the Atlanta '96 olympics. Or the street pattern of a neighborhood that made it hard for the police to monitor it.

Just remove the "Waah!"-sounds and replace the narrator and it could pass as an european series.

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>>26512606
I'm sure other things would come to mind with greater pondering but this'll have to suffice.

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I-I find it inspiring. Please don't laugh.

>>26513865

That was just a load of reddit

>>26512756
Never been almost to school m8?

>>26514180
They won't even give him the TIME OF DAY

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Mud Daubers are scary.

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My favourite.
Original Comment desu

>>26514297
Man, I was not prepared to read that.

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I really hope this actually happened, seems somewhat reasonable considering how fucking autistic an average 4chan user is.

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Still my favorite that keep the hope up.

>>26517405

>guy doesn't help homeless men but the Stacy who got inconvenienced by her parents
>hundreds of thousands of schizophrenics are roaming the streets right now

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>>26517542
my thoughts exactly. Also fuck this originality check

Has anyone got the one that's like:

>Be five years old
>think to myself 'I will remember this moment'
>still remember it now

>>26517542
>>hundreds of thousands of schizophrenics are roaming the streets right now
Good, keep the dirty fucks there.

>>26516531
Autism at its finest is what the people thought

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This one by far

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>>26513333
Lel what did u expect, nice digs tho, negro.

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Allah
blox

>>26512606

>anti-journey

I'm fucking dying

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Has this ever happened to you?

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99 percent of the shitposters come from Ausfailia
A former penal colony

>>26513533
I laughed a lot

____

original conent god fuck

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Would be nice actually having a non whore female room mate

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This.
I know, it's a tragedy.... but in the end he had someone to talk about his problems and to spend time before dying.
I hope also I'll have that luck

>>26517613
ive got one or two experiences like that, not greentext tho

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Remember the good old manchild stories we use to have?

>>26517902

I feel like this shit happens way more than usual. Never felt an ounce of sympathy.

>>26517844
Never saw this one before, good find!

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fatcaps incoming

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>>26518141

the fatty saga continues

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>>26518149

last one I have, fucknotoriginalthisisoriginal

>>26513397
What did he say that makes you think he's from Reddit? I see nothing indicating that in his post, family.

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This one always makes me kek dghafgyw;8fngj

>>26513865
Slave-morality: The post.

>>26518141
>oog ee bah chan lah con han solo
I swear I remember that from a video...?
>>26518177
gr0ss

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/pol/ plays mad libs

>>26517405
This just made me feel bad because I've been rejected by homeless chicks. Fuck you.

>>26516049
You're okay, pal.

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>>26516531
Always a classic anonkun

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This was the first 4chan post to actually make me gag.

>>26518506
Why did you save this you sick fuck
*still gagging*

Some people here just need help...

>>26517902
There are literally children who have 95% of their skin burn off every day and have never truly slept because of the pain and this faggot kills himself because he got dumped by some slut. Lol fucking hell I don't know what's wrong with people these days

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live on, thread, live on

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from a few weeks ago

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an original comment fuckity fuck

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ingenious.

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maow meow nyan nyan maow

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original comment guaranteed or money back

>>26518737
thats so cute and funny lol

>>26518787
wat

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big titties little titties original titties

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fuckfuckfuckaduckscrewakangaroo

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from last monday

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gangbanganorangutanganorgyatthezoo

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>>26513533
Love that one

original desu desu

>>26514118

greentext for robots with 1 x 1 inch 1999 mobile devices...

>>26518737
is this based on the comic or the other way around?

>>26515453
>>26515436
>>26515116

that's fucking 'le reddit look at this pun and mistake it for wit' type of bullshit...

fucking garbage.

>>26513532
>This was almost 2 years ago
Goddamnit, I was there for that thread, I remember laughing my ass off, has time really passed by that fast?

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little rage

why can't we have good OC like this?

oh yeah, its because your sex lives are nore important

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>>26519360
I read this and spin the narrative of being this guys internet friend.
I travel to his city and throw the fantasy game on his sister.
Lay that hate D on her and leave her with a kid and ruin her life and split.

>>26518988
It is based on the comic.

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best ever

only ancient fags will remember this

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came from here

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>>26519746
other favorite

>>26518902
I love this on.

I hope I can do this someday.

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the most fucking original of comments

>>26516504
Oh fuck I remember this
I stopped going to /v/ not long after that, but that was a good time

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>>26513305
a reAL HEARTY KEK WAS PLAYED

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long but good

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It's kinda like my gay smut fanfictions!

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>screencap thread
>almost every post is from the last year or two

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>>26512606
jelly on

its nice to crack a smile

>>26518678
>95% of their skin burn off
They would be dead, no amount of pain can wake you up from that.

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more /fit/

>>26517542
>dating a shizo
>ever
Do NOT stick your dick in crazy. It NEVER ends well.

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Definitely a favorite.

>>26513532
>suicidalmop.jpg

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i forgot i had this one. this guy made me fucking lose it

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>>26512606
Anyone have that floor tile fetish guy?

>>26519694
>that sympathetic tap from Chad

Ive been there desu.

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the softest troll

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heres another i just found. i lost it on this one too

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>>26512606
through dick, unity

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>>26512606
A Robot goes to a party....and all hell breaks loose.

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>>26512606
This one killed me

Saved it in 2012-2013 before I started browsing 4chan

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Two twins, one becomes a Chad, the other a Robot...

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Ugly guy tries to chat up 500 women.....

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A Robot tries to tell a Joke at a formal dinner........

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How to get laid, as told by a Chad.........

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The day all Normies got BTFU.

I've never finished this one.

>>26520691
this might be plausible

im too autismo to try it

>>26513333
Im anthonynapkins on imgur. Got shadowbanned by the sjw mods for speaking out againt gay marriage, now im here

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Dozens of beta orbiters at a party......

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The most FUCKED UP story I have.

What happens when befriend a psychopath....

>>26520238
there's a fucking bear in the background of the guys blowing wtf?

anyone got the shot of the robot that tried hooking up with his mom after r9k told him she wanted him? she was gonna make him go to therapy

>>26517902
Holy shit they put that in the song title
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FJJ8hWDXWGs

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I'm sure the majority of this thread is '12-'13-'16 newfag shit.

>>26518506
Is that Masao?

>>26519360
All i feel is hate and rage
Ree

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A personal favorite.

Original

>>26520957
Being this new...
Lurk more! Ighfdujcdzb

>>26521313
i was thinking about this japan korea bantz when I was going to sleep other night
ty for posting freind

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>>26521128
2006 was a weird year anon. I remember it being funnier than it was. Rose tinted glasses maybe?

>>26513532
>tasty and has the crust

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So amazingly original

>>26518506
What ever happened to fridgebro?

>>26521462
he was eaten alive by maggots

>>26513252

lel, so true. i immediately thought of any of the shit that passes for "animal documentaries" on animal planet.

at least we still have PBS. Nature is a good show and they do a great job with their other documentary and educational shows.

>>26518992
What do you expect, the current r9k is garbage as well

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>>26521556
>he was eaten alive by maggots
Do they do that?

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bumping with this

>>26521878
This made me hard

Christ

>>26521462
Last I heard he fled his house because he thought the city was going to fuck him for the living conditions. Him and his dog packed up and drove across the country and were staying at a hotel or something. I hope he's okay

>>26520691

>tfw im a woman and this is accurate

god why must my sex be absolutely retarded?

tryna keep this tread alive, cmon lads

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contribooting, someone else post cmon

>>26521684
some species do but there are several that only eat dead flesh
they're still used today in medicine to remove dead flesh in certain cases

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Brought to you by r9kstudios

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So nah.

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>>26513532
If autism was an art this would be a masterpiece.

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third contribootion

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/k/ stories are the best stories.

>>26522308
you have the one where he uses a vibrator on the deer to gets its pee?

>>26513865
meh.

There's no real evidence that attractive people have more sex than anyone else.

I see plenty of ugly, trashy couples in public. Hell think of all the fat trashy chicks who get pregnant and their ugly piece of shit boyfriends and husbands.

I've even seen studies that show that higher IQ correlates with both a later age at which one loses one's virginity and greater attractiveness.

Moreover, I've seen surveys that show that fatter women have more sexual partners than fitter women (less self-control being the driving factor).

Anecdotally, I've dated some fairly attractive college aged virgin women (my gf being one), I consistently rate as being fairly attractive yet I lost my virginity a little later (ditto for many of my close family members and friends).

Perhaps culture also plays into it- I was raised in a fairly conservative family, didn't bother dating in high school and assumed that I would lose virginity on my wedding night up until I was about 18 or so.

Coming to 4chan and realizing that people cared as much as sex as guys do was a huge shock to me.

>>26514713
Oh man I'm tearing up here.

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>>26522353
Sorry anon, I don't have it. I'll post some more /k/ related materials though.

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>>26522522
Cop shit.

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>>26522536
Some /k/ spooks.

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>>26522555
More spooks, this time from /x/.

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>>26522575
from the thread where /k/ buys a russian bomber.

>>26517405
This is why 97% of homeless people are men.

But remember, the patriarchy is conspiring to oppress women at every opportunity!

>>26520585
Wait a minute, I could have sworn I read this same exact shit a few weeks ago in a thread on here.. Was it the same guy or is this a pasta?

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this is not a particularly popular one, but I like it

>>26518506
Thank God I finally found someone nastier than me.

>>26519897
>machinima

gtfo. and thepost is obv torll

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lTS WAS JUST A CHEEKY WANKK

>>26519915
>its totally a true story guys!!
>it has to be because I said it like 60 times!
>GUYS? GIVE ME SOME (YOU)s, PLEASE TELL ME I DIDN'T JUST WASTE 6 HOURS WRITING THIS SHIT FOR NOTHING

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>>26519964
That's because every post is from r/4chan. Join us there sometime if you please :)

>>26523727
>anon gets jealous of someone's ability to make something interesting.
At least it's funny shit dude

>>26520691
>tfw girls I'm not interested in like me a lot more because I'm not interested in them.

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>>26522353
I'm from /mlp/. I think a lot of us shamefully like that one.

>>26523809
Holy fucking shit on toast, that is retardedly funny. Thank you anon.

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You literally will never best this

>>26513532
2 years already... But that was a funny one indeed.

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>>26524383
link the sat on kid thread

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does anyone have the cars 2 one?

>>26524383
Not him
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/12819469/#12819469
This maybe?
Probably fake but weirder shit has happened

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I almost feel bad posting this

>>26516008
this is tumblr-tier and you should seriously consider ending your 4chan career quietly

>>26524722
Man I wish I didn't read this.

>>26519694
>ancient fags
I guess it was a joke... Right?

>>26524722
I'm only halfway through. But as soon as I read "we hang out with these two other guys", I think I know how this predictable thing ends.

>>26524932
Of course it was a joke you autismo.

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when japan got btfo on /int/

>>26512606

>changed course from physics to maths/physics double major right before graduation
>realize now I was on an anti-journey
>It didn't crack me up

>>26524722
Jesus christ... women can be so heartless. He is obviously underage, his ultimate revenge would have been to have a tape recorder and have her admit to fucking that old guy. Bam child rape sentence.

>>26525003
its worse than you could imagine

>>26513532
I thought I read this in another green text thread, but realized like a couple others I was there for that.

Time is and will always be relative.

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from /tv/

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Part one of when a fembot was abducted and sold into sex slavery

>>26512606
Ayyy I remember that thread. Good shit, anon.

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>>26525145
Part two of when a fembot was abducted and sold into sex slavery

>>26524722
First of all, fuck you. Second of all, fuck you a second time. You Have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original. You know what, fuck you as well. I wish I was black so I could just fucking kill myself right now.

>>26525159
Holy fuck. If this is true...

>>26520691
someone chuck us a tl;dr? Would be much appreciated.

>>26516870

I've been on here forever, am slightly autistic and I have never had a slip as bad as even swearing inappropriately.

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>>26524722
probably the worst thing i've ever read

>>26520387
It's pretty sick how society acts like being a manlet it some how their own fault and therefore should be ridiculed for it.

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>>26513252
Don't forget to include how they all use Football Fields as a metric for measuring things.

>>26512606

WHATS WRONG WITH THIS NIGGA??

>>26525382
It's just the same normal Chad stuff. Women voluntarily want to be with men who show that they have many options for women and are not interested in them, if you want to be with a woman you have to lead the relationship and escalate things, and women don't act on anything except what they feel in the moment so as long as you can manipulate how they feel that's all that matters.

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>2319
>its in the /base 64/

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totally originality commento

>>26518506
I have not laughed like this in years, thanks family.

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>>26513865
im attractive,never have sex,and the smartest person i know(alot of people)

most unattractive people are blinded by frustration and insecurity and somehow socially sensitive yet ignorant,as a cause and and result of this unattractive people tend to lack the wisdom more attractive people are granted

this looks to me like the redditfag neckbeard equivalent of a "real men like meat only dogs go for bones"circle jerk.

>tfw they will never know how it feels to have multiple friends gf try to cuck them with you
>tfw they will never know relationships are bullshit and will stay in perpetual ignorance
>tfw kids will probably be ugly starting the beta cycle anew
>tfw any display of confidence will be taken as a joke
>tfw they will spend too so much time in envy belittling those born with power to ever gain power themselves

ive seen 5/10's get tons of pussy,because they are not lazy and will actually try instead of going "boo hoo why dont i have what they have its not fair that i have to work for things they dont"

>>26520731
so accurate it hurts
i will never make it

>>26520059
what if you're also crazy, is it still a bad idea?

>>26524722
haha, I remember this one. Thanks for the laugh newfriend :^)

>>26526636
aww c'mon dude why are you even here?

>>26519360
>Can't tell the difference between a 5kb exe and a 5mb mp3
:D that's hilarious.

>>26526778
to read greentext

>>26521382
yeah looking back it was just as cringe-y and autistic as this place was, only different trends.

>>26526927
wjy are you shilling for attractive chads?

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>>26521128
That screencap is an EPIC WIN.

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>>26522308
>/k/ stories
They seem like fun guys.

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>>26526970
not chads,or attractive people at that.

i just want people to be realistic.this is not reddit,someone somewhere will shut you down.
>>26522390
^example

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>>26525159

Anyone have the one about the male sex slave?

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>>26525087
Here's when leaf got btfo by japan.

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>>26519360
>little rage
>little

>>26524722 fucking normans coming from facebook

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26527121
what do you mean by 'shut me down'?

plus reddit is a okay site, i dont get all the hate it gets here.

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>>26512606
comments can be originalZZZZZZZZZ

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It's weird that so many great threads happen in /k/

Truly a magical place.

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aboriginal comment desu desu senpai

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My sides take a vacation ever time I read this one.

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>>26519915
pretty bad ass tbqhwyf

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From my 4chan lifetips order

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I'm just scrolling through my folder and just grabbing whatever old-ish greentext I find

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>>26527909
and another

>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.00% content).

#rude

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Amagami challenge original post.

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>>26518506
>how_to_make_father_nurgle_proud.jpg

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>>26528202
his only option

>>26522125
What the fuck?

I have a feeling this was done by some Somalian robot. Those guys are just criminals, they can't seem to literally help it.

>>26520585
Shit like this is why I could never become a bf with real women. Reading this makes me realize just how ugly women truly are. This guy may have been ugly, but every single one of these people were uglier than him. They just showed the guy that their lies are TRULY lies, that "just talking" doesn't work and that for some, there's truly no hope with getting a gf.

It's like finding out the true nature of god. I mean, it's like finding out that god is some eldritch abomination that actually never cared for us. That what it feels like.

This guy... I hope he's doing better. I hope he found the perfect 2D waifu for him.

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Can't believe this classic hasn't been posted yet

>>26524932
is ancient for newfags

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This is my all time favorite please don't block me robo

>>26529299
Obviously fake, acid does not work that way
Not even entertaining kind of fake

>>26513370
everyone pretends to be an autistic 10/10 while driving but this nigga took it home

/r9k/ wouldn't understand tho
>driving

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all time favourite

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tard stories are the best greentexts

>>26517405
>no eggs

Ridiculous.

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Depression is a meme

A robot dont need a woman

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You are the Boss

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Start a new life today its easy anon friend :)

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You have to be the alpha man thats neccessary

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Show her dominance anon friend :)

>>26513252
>starwipe to next clip

lost it

>>26527271
not you in particular.

reddit is ok in most places but some subs are cancerous cesspools,their people are sjw and pseudo intellectuals.

kinda like /b/ compared to other boards.

>>26531646
TRUUUUUU smile emoticon

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>>26519694
>"safe travels"

Jesus Christ.

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>>26518888
>I don't even want to think how the Russians would treat me if I went to visit Moscow

Why do long greentext screenshot posts always have the most replies?

Im lazy as fuck but all you guys replying makes me think it might be good

just gimme a short greentext screenshots with lots of replies goddamnit

>>26524722
seriously kill yourself to fucking death forever permanently

>>26525874
damn i needed this laugh

a facebook memepage is linking people to these threads

is this how newfags are made?

>>26520931
This was proved to be bs, if I remember correctly from a thread several years ago.
The cuts are clean from a surgical knife, rather than a bread knife or whatever it was that was claimed to be used (cba to read again).

>>26523466
you mean funhau5

>>26513370
The amount of time and effort put into keeping this up is pretty impressive.

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This one makes me laugh every time

>>26524722
This hurts to read.
Fuck.
I'd take a shit load of ketamine and jump off a bridge if this happened to me

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NOT WITHOUT A WARAAAAAANT

>>26521313
you didnt post the whole thing faggot do it

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This one's amusing

>>26535042
Thank you for posting, this is my favorite one, I lose my shit imagining him walking around, pacing making pig noises waiting for the cops

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Heart workout

>>26520691
>as told by a Chad

Chad doesn't practice pua bullshit

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>>26535042
That faggot is probably violating some noise ordinances.

They're typically written to be expansive enough to encompass weird shit like this.

>tfw I've done shit like but instead of pig noises it was incoherent shrieking

I was pretty drunk desu

I also punched a hole in my bathroom wall but it was a communal bathroom so I didn't have to pay for the damages because no one figured out it was me

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Whaddya mean 'textless posts are not allowed'?

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What do you mean, 'Flash Gordon approaching'?

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a personal fave, sorry if its been posted already

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Dunno why but this shit is the best I have seen in a long long time

>>26518347
yeah its called star wars

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>>26519360
Dear nonexistent god
This is why the ayylmaos don't visit us

>>26524722
>>26524722
who the fuck is oldfag?

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>>26535806
>who the fuck is oldfag?
>ooga booga where da waifus at

>>26519958
WHY
Very originalmente

>>26524722
man this is the most fucking depressing thing in this thread
how do people do this shit to each other man

>>26520585
500 And he didn't go Rodge?
What the fuck man?

>>26513252
Holy shit I haven't laughed so hard in ages. PLEASE if anyone has a link to the thread post it....

>>26517613
I do but thread is full

>>26518807
/tg/ has the best shit

>>26519762
I remember that thread. That guy was extremely autistic

new thread?

bloxxerino babyeee

>>26517902
>not killing him

Come on

>>26531646
Oh god 'you think all those niggers in Africa living off the land are 'depressed''

>>26520222
jhjhjhjhjhjjjjhjh

>>26525455
> never had a slip as bad as even swearing inappropriately.

That's what makes you autistic.

>>26516531
In my country the term for skipping stones would be called throwing sandwiches if translated literally.

>>26517932
That thing got killed by the tendies meme. It was also the tendies and ree and such that brought an enourmous amount of normalfags here.
Fuck, that faggot that wrote tendies the first time is the worst enemy of the robots.

>>26518938
>implying spitfire pilots were undertrained
spitfires were mega expensive, the undertrained guys went in hurricanes

>>26519958
Wow
quite a story.

>>26534601
a butcher knife or any kitchen knife will leave a clean cut, you faggot

>>26519746
Manlets
Anonymous 02/16/16(Tue)03:11:

>>26513533
Why is this so fucking funny holy shit.

Thanks for the material autists. I'm gonna post this to r/4chan and reap mad karma