>Have one chance at life >Name is Patrick

>>26509415
>not realizing you can change your name.

idiot...

>>26509427
that would require going to the government places and talk to people and fill out forms

What makes you think my anxiety would allow me to do that?

patrick stewart
patrick swayze
patrick dempsey

unless your name is fucking "egbert" or "gaylord" or something, you cannot complain about a name holding you down

fuck off

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>yfw you realize "patrick" is literally derived from "patrician"

>>26509415

My brothers name is Patrick. I think he gets on ok with it. Pat Rick

My name is Rory.
ROOAAR-EEE
Introduce self - Rory
They hear Roy

ROY

FUCKING ROY

>>26509415
>Named Patrick
>Doesn't get dubs

>>26509415
Fuck off you irish cunt

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>one
>1
>I
>chance at life
>named Christopher

My name is literally Eugene Cuckberg.

>>26509415
Atleast your name isn't Angus.

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at least you aren't fucking George and not even 20 years old

>>26510303
Driver's license.

ONE DUCKING CHANCE AT LIFE

>FERNANDO

>>26510298
>Christopher Walken
>Christopher Reeve
>Christopher Nolan
>Christopher Lloyd
>Christopher Columbus
>Christopher Lee
>Chris Evans
>Chris Rock
>Chris Hemsworth
>Chris Farley
>Chris Christie
>Chris Matthews
I'm sure it's your name and not the fact that you're a fucking cuck.

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>One chance at life
>Named Sam

>named Richard
JUST

>>26510560
Cheeky fernandos with the lads

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>Name is Casey
>male

Why did my parents do this to me? fuck!!!

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>named Francis
>new Deadpool movie that every normies is going to watch, is making fun of it
When will this nightmare end?

>>26509415

>Have one chance at life
>be born a white ugly skinny male

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>mad about being named patrick

I don't see the problem.

MY NAME'S
NOT
RICK

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>>26509415
>impblygigin

>>26510560
Do you live in germany?

>>26510699

Oh shit

It begins

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>Being upset at your name

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>>26509415
>Garifula

I won blox

>>26509484
Bitchkov
Tjaba
Shkoly
well glad I'm not russian

>>26509415
The man wears the boot, the boot doesn't wear the man.

>>26509415
>>26510298
>>26510356
>>26510602
>>26510618
literally nothing wrong with these names you crybabies

>>26509527
>>26510318
>>26510560
>>26510652
these are pretty bad

>>26510662
just go by Frank

>>26510740
the fuck

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>one chance at life
>first name rhymes with last name
>Parents tell me it was on purpose

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>>26510762
>the fuck

Yes, and despite all these bitches ITT I like my name

Nicholaus
well fuck me senpai
at least I can intoxicate on myself

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>>26510699
Shall we then, lads?

>>26510822
aw shit thread detailed

>>26510822
It looks like we shall

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>>26510822
>>26510699
WHAT A LOVELY PAIR

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Oh shit

it's time to see some digits with consummate professionalism

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>>26510866
>>26510822
>>26510699
Nice

Let's see Paul Allen's dubs

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77 CHECK THESE DOUBLES LADS

>>26510808
I'm Nicholas, infinitely less gay than Nicholaus, but still pretty gay

>>26509415
>have once chance at life
>be ugly as fuck

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>>26510904
> Tfw two of those were mine

Also check em

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checked my good man

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>>26510904
>tfw trying to enjoy the new Whitney Houston album but your spouse is bothering you

>>26509415
My name is Patrick too bro. And I fucking hated it. Go by middle name brah unless it's like "promethius' or some shit.

IT'S PATRICK GODDAMMIT, NOT PAT.

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Step Aside, worst name to ever enter this entire website here, brace yourself:

Osama.

>>26510298
But u got green dhide bro!

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>>26511000
>>26510966
>>26510922
>>26510866
>>26510822
>>26510699
And so..... Truly it must now begin.

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>>26510966
Nice. Very nice.

Oliverpeoplesglasses

>>26509415
At least it's not fucking Elijah.

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>>26511000
But how can you be mad when you have those sweet, tantalizing digits

Kieran

I don't think it's that bad, but noone spells it right, and people read it out as kyeran for some reason. wtf it's not even a rare name

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>>26511044
>>26511033
Holy FUCK

what a time to be alive

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>>26511000
Very nice trips

>>26511063
How's mine?


original senpai

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>>26511055
>>26511044
>>26511033
>>26510966
SOMEBODY STOP THIS MADMAN

>>26511075
Sorry, kid, this is how YOU do it.

>>26511055
This just keeps getting better

>>26509415
My name is literally Ben Tehn

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>>26511055
>>26511099

Beyond belief.
Is today Christian Bale's birthday or something?

>>26511099
Is your middle name dubs?

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>>26511055
Indeed Paul, indeed

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>>26511099
CHECKED, CHECKED MY MAN. LET IT BE KNOWN THAT NO DUBS PAST THIS POINT SHALL GO UNCHECKED, I DECREE

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>first, last and only chance at life
>name is Archibald

>>26511144
HA repeating number guys

W-Will I get dubs as well ?

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I AM HERE TO TAKE OVER YOUR DUBS

>>26511155
kek

nothing personel

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>>26511155
>>26511144
Alright, stop. That's enough.

>>26511155
HA repeating number guise

>>26511144
CZECH
M

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>>26511155
Jesus FUCKING Christ holy FUCK

running out of Bateman images

>>26509415
>Join restaurant
>Answer phone
>"Hello is this the ?????"
>"No, this is Patrick"

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Can somebody please check these?

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Get that shit changed my nigga. If your 18+ you don't even need your parents concent.

>>26511199
Post another one 141413413425r a

WOW IT'S ALMOST LIKE 1 IN 10 POSTS IN THIS THREAD IS GETTING DUBS WOW THAT'S CRAAAZY IT'S LIKE A 10% CHANCE AND IT'S HAPPENING 10% OF THE TIME WHOAAAAAAA

SHIIIIIIIIIT

WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

repeating digits need checking

>>26511152
archie is not as bad... better than archibald at least

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>>26511228
You're right, this getting ridiculous.

Just check this last set of digits and we can all go home.

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>>26511213
>>26511228
But statistically, ever since I posted the first dubs post, I've gotten dubs every two posts. Over half the dubs in this thread are mine.
>>26511265
Sorry off by one pal

>>26509441
Wah wah you little faggot, time to ween you off of mommy's tits you child.

>>26511264
that's what i tell people to call me. but it's embarrassing when people are see my name on my drivers licence/credit card and i have to correct them immediately

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>>26510699
>>26510822
>>26510866
>>26510922
>>26510966
>>26511000
>>26511033
>>26511044
>>26511055
>>26511099
>>26511144
>>26511155
>>26511199
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS LADS

tasteful thickness

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>>26511387
>yfw 5 out of 13 dubs were mine in this thread

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>Have one chance at life
>Name is Luke

>mfw

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what is even happening

>>26510303
Pics nao originals postsingg

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Move to the US to work and get away from mudslime-infestation.
>Name too Nordic for anyone to pronounce
>Arnvidr
I just let everyone call me Rick, don't even know why.

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>>26509415
>name is Patrick
I got your back, senpai

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>one chance at life
>name is Anton
Usually just tell people its short for Tony, which is still ugly as fuck name.

>>26512133
at least you got dubs famalam

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>one shot at life
>Name is Enrique
Just fuck my shit up

>>26512451
A name like that will probably get you royal pussy

>>26509415
My life is pretty fucking sweet and my name is Patrick
Got a hella cute gf, about to graduate and start making 80k+ a year in a place where the equivalent would be 140k+ if I was in seattle
Patrick is a great name

>>26509415
>Have one chance at life
>Name is Melvin

>>26509441
You can just mail it in if you're in the US (unless it varies by state)

Patrick's a cute name anyway
It's all whimsical and irish and whatnot

>>26510298
>40 range
pleb

>tfw the last letter of your first name is the same as the first letter of your last name

Could be worse. I knew a kid called Sam Alcock.