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Why do normies think that pretending to think something is funny makes it funny?
>pic related
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>CELL WALL
>HAHA OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS LITERALLY A CELL WALL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST OH MY GOD THATS HOW CELLS WORK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>CANT FUCKING BREATH LMAO FUCK
>5/5 TOP HUMOR
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>>26509130

We do the same thing but with gets
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CELL WALL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHHHHH CELL WALL LMFAO

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>>26509191
But that's ironic. This isn't ironic.
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I fucking despise this tumblr way of writing.
>omg i can't breathe
>send help
>i can't even
>i just can't rn
SHUT THE FUCK UP HOLY FUCK
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CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE IM CHIMPING OUT JESUS CHRIST AHHHHHHHHHHH CELL WALL CELL WALL CELL WALL CELL WALL CELL WALL CELL WALL
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I hate puns so much, it's the shittiest humor
Then the same people turn their heads when I try some of my edgelord humor with them
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>>26509226
Haha, get it? Because if you don't punctuate, then it looks like your post lacks emotion, which is the opposite of what you're trying to express! Wacky, right?!
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RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE CELL WALLL AHAHHH

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SO FUCKING FUNNY SEND HELP GOD DAMN CANT BREATH ERIC GARNER
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>>26509130
I remember some normie memes. It was so dumb to hear them make up a "meme" and then automatically say its funny because everyone says it...
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I don't understand. Guess it's an english speaker thing.
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>>26509191
No. This is tumblrettes thinking they're high-brow for getting a joke after it's explained to them, because the joke includes academic topics that are watered down to the point of being easily grasped by teenage girls. GETs are based on imageboard culture and used to be hilarious until every newfag and their mother began beating it into the ground for brownie points and social approval.
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the comic is clever I don't know why u guys r so buttblasted
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>>26509221

No one thinks it's ironic

People make a huge deal over gets and pretend like it's amazing
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>>26509226
it's funny because even normies hate that too.
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>>26509130
I saw deadpool yesterday. I actually laughed many times, but these normies, holy shit. most of the times it was actually really funny my dad and I would be the only ones laughing, then "it is almost like the producers didn't have enough money for another x-man" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>26509307
>being this un-self aware
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>>26509130

I have always thought that was a very funny comic. Masterful pun because you need a little knowledge to understand it.

Very cute. I had this printed out and sent to me when I did a year in prison. Got many laughs
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>>26509130
It's the same reason laugh tracks can make something that's not even remotely funny seem funny.
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>>26509292
ya p much this
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>>26509323
Best line in that movie: "The moment I've all been waiting for!"

Was the only one laughing, feels bad desu
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>gif of characters eyes rolling with "sassy" dialogue captioned underneath that lasts for a quarter of a second because normies can't into .gif
>YOU GO GIRL!
>WOOP WOOP!
>I CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW
>THIS SITE IS DRUGS XD

The worst part is that nobody even has dialogue about topics anymore. If you're ever linked to a subreddit just take a look around. When someone writes something relevant to the topic nobody gives a fuck, it's all about being cynical and making "jokes" so that you can get upvotes. But only the right kind of jokes! If you "punch down and not up" then people will form a lynch mob.
Normie "humor" is so neutered and walk on eggshells stupid that It's mind boggling how people can find it funny.
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>>26509476
nobody talks like this on tumblr anymore dude
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>>26509476
>Normie "humor" is so neutered and walk on eggshells stupid that It's mind boggling how people can find it funny.
I've spent most of my life trying to find a reason people are so easily amused by this shit. I was too nice to conclude that they're just as stupid as they seem. Now that I'm older however, I can finally accept the truth.
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>>26509278
>ERIC GARNER
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>>26509489
tumblrette detected
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>>26509226
this is important
Reblog
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>>26509489
>NOT BREATHING
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>>26509547
stop I will literally fucking shoot myself in the fucking face you stupid nigger
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>>26509298
Yeah, but it's not the pinnacle of humor itself (like these tumblrinas imply). Honestly, the pun only got a slight chuckle from me
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>>26509562
>stupid nigger
WOW ANON I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THIS DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW INAPPROPRIATE THIS IS EVEN JUST EVEN JUST EVEN JUST EVEN JEWS DID 9/11
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>>26509584
>just even
kek
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>implying tumblr users are normies and not one step above NEETS with mental disorders
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>>26509562
I HOPE YOU REALIZE THE WORD NIGGER IS TRIGGERING TO PEOPLE OF COLOR YOU JAR OF MAYONAISSE
IT'S 20 FUCKING 16
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>>26509489
Original haha's all around! :)
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>>26509476
4chan is mostly toilet humor and high school insult comedy, so idk what you're comparing to. people here even think sarcasm is funny or amusing.

do you also get mad that people make a lot of money putting memes on tshirts or collecting viral videos?
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>>26509647
OMG I CANT BREATHE I LITERALLY CANT EVEN EVEN EVEN RIGHT NOW
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>>26509665
>toilet humor
>high school insult comedy
hi there tumblrina i see you're having some difficulty coming up with actually descriptive terms for what you're trying to say
might i suggest going back to tumblr and never coming back? it would certainly benefit you more than staying here :)
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>>26509647

i dont feel good

ORIGINAL COMMENTS TO PLEASE OUR ROBOT OVERLORD
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>>26509665
haha i was just kidding tumblr is haha! LOOK AT THIS FUCKING SHIT I CANT BREATHE JSUS CHRIST HAHA FUCK CANT BREATH CANT BREATH CELL WALL WALLL WALL WALL WLAL WLAL CELL HALAL CELL WALL CELL WALLL HAHAHAHAHA
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>>26509647
>>26509551
>2016
>not using tumblr
you're missing out on good content. you can choose what you see, if you don't want gay sjw stuff you don't have to see it. STOP BEING BAD AT THE INTERNET
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>>26509721
WOW LOOK AT THAT USERNAME "DEANEGGSANDSAM" HAHAHA WOW IT'S A SUPERNATURAL AND DR. SEUSS PUN AT THE SAME TIME THIS IS INCREDIBLE SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE I THINK MY STRICT DIET OF JELLY BEANS AND DIET COKE IS FINALLY CATCHING UP WITH ME
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>>26509781
why are you being like this? do you realise how cringy it is?
Even speaking like this ironically is cringy
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>>26509741
>using tumblr
>ever
>good content
>STOP BEING BAD AT THE INTERNET
cringed at your post tbqhwy
go back to tumblr
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>>26509799
>pl-pls stop making fun of my shitty site
You have to go back, tumblrette
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>>26509799
IM SORRY GUESS I SHOULD HAVE PUT A TRIGGER WARNING ON THAT ONE HUH SORRY IM SO SORRY OH GOSH IM TERRIBLY SORRY FOR EVERYTHING PLEASE FORGIVE ME I JUST CANT EVEN COPE WITH ANYTHING LESS THAN THINKING IM A PERFECTLY INNOCENT TRANSTURTLE WHO WOULD NEVER HURT A MICROBE HAVE YOU FORGIVEN ME YET IF NOT IM GONNA GO READ HOMESTUCK AND WISH I WERE DEAD
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>>26509130

This comic is funny. It's not a gut buster, but it's a pretty good and subtle joke. It's just normies need some kind of relatable commentary to enjoy something. They can't just enjoy something on it's own.
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>>26509721

this is pretty cringy. i occasionally see some funny screenshots from tumblr, but most of it is pretty cringy like this and a lot of it may be a funny comic but with like 9 comments like "oMG I CANT BREATH" like in OP.

i wonder if that's the same perception people who don't use 4chan have of 4chan
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>>26509799
Okay, 6/10 you had me going for a bit
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>>26509854
What the fuck are you talking about? This is the opposite of subtle.
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I can't stand tumblr humor. My wife's boyfriend is always sending us tumblr screenshots and it's infuriating.
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>>26509878

I don't think you understand what subtle means.
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WAIT YOU GUYS HOLD ON LMAO DONT FORGET

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>>26509921
No, I don't think you do. Subtle doesn't mean obvious.
>>26509917
>my wife's boyfriend
top kek 5/5
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>>26509917
zozzle'd quite a bit
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>>26509925
stop being autistic in this thread please
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>>26509973
I DON'T THINK YOU GET THE SUBTLE HUMOR AT PLAY HERE
REPEAT AFTER ME

C E L L W A L L
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LOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!1
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>>26509973
haha nigga its an internet page haha don't like it just press the back button haha like nigga just press X haha
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>>26509579
HURR DURR DURR HURR
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>>26509999
nice quads cellwall spammer
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>>26509307
Oh boy, I sure do hope this is bait
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>>26509999
inb4 this becomes a forced meme
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>>26510025
>tfw I'm not the only cellwaller in this thread
feels good, but I wish I was the one to get quads
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>>26509130
That comic is worth a giggle though
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>>26509695
This thread shows you that people like you use tumblr too.
>sarcasm is so funny
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>>26509948

It's not obvious. Not only do you need inclusive knowledge to understand it, you have to be able to deliberate the word play. In all senses it's competent and intelligent. It's a good, perfectly fine, subtle joke. Just because some tumblr retarded spelled it out and plebs therein derive the humor from the comments doesn't condemn the joke. Stop being a fucking sheep and trying hate on it because everyone else in the thread is. Look up the definition of subtle too.
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>>26509665
Nah bro, 4chan is pretty self-aware most of the time. Most of the memeing is done ironically.

Tumblr and Reddit's humor is basically puns. Puns and overreacting to puns. Twitter and normies in general usually laugh at reposted memes or "socially aware" humor, like pic related. I'd prefer 4chan any day of the week, 2bh.
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>>26510050
my bad senpai, you can take them since you are the original cellwaller

>>26510059
really just dont even understand why ppl like u r so offended rn its like im triggering u just by existing :)
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>>26510061
It's not subtle. At all. If you know what a cell wall is, that comic will hit you with the subtlety of a brick.
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>>26510062
>4chan is pretty self aware
Literally the same people are here and in the places you're trashing. Are all the virgin losers "ironic" and self aware too? Or is it just their humor on this one website?
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>>26510048
PLS BECOME A MEME I WANT TO BE A MEMECRAFTER
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>>26510103
I love when threads like these bring out the tumblr lurkers who think they're totally inconspicuous until they start defending things they like
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As a biochemist I got a chuckle
Hell when I was in University and walked by the Aerospace Engineering office one of the PhDs there had this on his door.
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>>26509130
But the only thing that makes a joke funny is how funny you think it is.
Just like a kid will still laugh at a dick joke.
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>>26510103
>Literally the same people are here and in the places you're trashing
That's not true at all, though. Even if this was the case, each community would still have a distinctive brand of humor because they have different levels of censorship and tolerance for 'offensive' content. Try making a joke about Jews or black people on /r/funny.
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>>26510153
DICKLET DETECTED
DICKLET BTFO
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>>26510100

No where in the comic is the joke directly spelled out. Even if you were a cellular biologist you'd get a bit out of the joke because you'd think "Oh, there in a cell and he's using transport proteins to escape through a cellar membrane because it's a cell wall haha."

I guess subtle humor just isn't a concept that can be conveyed to an autistic retard like yourself. Post a "subtle " webcomic or joke for reference of your non-understanding.
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>>26510217
PLEASE END YOUR LIFE YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT THIS IS 8TH GRADE BIOLOGY YOU DUMB NIGGER IT IS NOT SUBTLE IF YOU THINK THIS IS SUBTLE YOU ARE A MORON
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>>26509372
They do the opposite for me. I fucking hate laugh tracks. Sitcoms are infinitely better without them
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>>26510233
You must be Trypsin since you're breaking down here
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>>26510164
>it's not true
>in a tumblr thread on 4chan where everyone knows what tumblr is like
I only said that the humor is equally dumb here. Having "brands" of humor in one place or another doesn't mean a guy who screams nigger can't or won't use lame puns as well. The people who restrict which social media pages they go to are not as common as you think, and those who do aren't trying so hard to be funny anywhere.
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>>26510297
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I CANT EVEN FUCKING BREATH I AM LITERALLY DYING PLEASE FETCH MY INHALER WATSON IM GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FUCKING COCK JESUS CHRIST
CELL WALL
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>>26510307
ORIGINAL NIGGER ORIGINAL
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>>26509781
i cackled
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>>26510135
This.

>TUMBLR GET OUT
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>>26510135
>another "ironic" sarcasm poster
haha I totally defended tumblr and I really use it, I even save screen caps on my computer and talk about it all the time on other websites haha
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>>26510307
Do you even have a point anymore or are you here just for the (You)s? Yes, people here would probably be "able" to use lame puns, but they don't do it very often. Reddit and Tumblr usually do it. We do a different thing. How's that hard to understand?
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>>26510404
END YOUR LIFE NOW
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Jesus, it's a cute joke but what the fuck is that reactions?
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>>26510233

>Didn't post a sublte joke

Wew, being a mad fag on the internet is the opposite or sublte, but I guess you wouldn't know that my man.
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>>26510418
I'm just here for (You)s

It's the same people, and even you don't do it yourself your humor is probably just as shitty. Do you laugh in threads like this?
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>>26509290
It's cuz the jail cell wall was actually a cell in your body wall, thus the transport protiens allow the man to leave the cell
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>>26510487
I WILL CUM INSIDE YOUR GAY NIGGER BOYPUSSY
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>>26510477
JUST FUNK MY SHIT UP FARM
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DUDE CELL WALL LMAO
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>>26510217
You two faggots arguing about subtlety need to cut that shit out
Literally NOBODY cares
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PLEASE STOP MAKING ME ANGRY YOU FUCKING HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOTS I THINK IM HAVING A SEIZURE

CELL WALL
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the newest hot meme of twenty sixteen is CELLWALLposting

go out and sew the seeds of a new generation of memes
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>>26510103
>Literally the same people are here and in the places you're trashing

That's why this website is going to shit. GET THE FUCK OUT
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CELLDWELLER BEHIND A CELLWALL GET IT I JUST INCREASED THE FUNNY FACTOR OF THIS JOKE TWOFOLD YOU CAN THANK ME LATER BABES
CELL WALL CELLDWELLER CELL WALL CELLDWELLER
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>>26510717
haha nice meme mod!
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DUDE CELLS LMAO
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>>26510763
CALL ME ERIC GARNER CUZ I CANT BREATH NIGGA LMAO
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>>26510777
DEM LUCKY TRIPS U GONNA LIVE TO BREATHE ANOTHER DAY
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>>26510810
IDK FAMILY, THIS TUMBLR POST IS PRETTY FKIN FUNNY AND I CANT BREATH SHIT
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>CELL WALL
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GOD DAMN THIS IS A REALLY FUCKING FUNNY JOKE

CAN'T BREATH ITS SO FUNNY FUCK
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>>26511188

IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S AFFECTING YOUR ABILITY TO TYPE.

BECAUSE YOU PUT BREATH, INSTEAD OF... WAIT FOR IT... BREATHE.

I JUST CAN'T.
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Haha I'm such a nerd xD

I love pop science and superhero movies! But the REAL heroes are Bill Nye and Neil DeGrasse Tyson. I'm so glad I'm not like those IGNORANT fools who are conned into religion and believe in a magic sky wizard. Flying spaghetti monster amirite!?? Haha.

Haha CELL WALL get it? BECAUSE ITS SCIENCE HAHAHA OMG nerd humour you wouldn't understand.

>mfw at least 60% of people my age I meet are like this
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>>26511188
>>26511317
nothing about this is funny anymore, if it ever was

specifically not even the level you were trying to satirize or its satirization
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I know I may get downvoted for this but...

I'm glad only the select few of us understand this above and beyond intellectual humour. I do hope this humour becomes perpetual and we can distinguish ourselves from the lesser intelligent.

EDIT: Geewiz! Reddit gold? T-thanks guys!

EDITT: Don't quite understand why I got a few downvotes for this guys?
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>>26511440
You forgot the part where he copypastes half of his resume, academic background and views on religion
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>>26509781
Haha I was laying down to sleep and I saw this thread and can go asleep happy
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>>26511540
sweet memes bruh
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>>26509221
ironic shitposting is still shitposting
not original
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>>26509130
that comic gave me a small chuckle when i first read it like 5 years ago

but reading tumblr reactions to things just ruins everything
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>>26509130
I'm mean its kinda funny, not hilarious but pretty good
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>>26509307
>he doesn't pop a boner and masturbate when he gets dubs
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>>26509292
Good explanation
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>>26510217
As soon as I saw transport proteins I knew what was happening
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>>26511894
Does this 5 amuse you?
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Is there anything worse than science 'you have to be smart to understand this humor XD' jokes?

Like when a maths teacher leaves a 'funny' equation on a chalkboard and the nerds make sure everyone has heard them say 'Ha!' when they see it even though everyone else gets it but just think it's so lame it doesn't warrant a reaction.

Just pathetic.
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>>26512444
no but those trips made me rock hard big guy
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>>26512610

444 you

origami
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>>26509191
nice 91s
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>>26509130
If you browse bad boards like /v/, you can experience this first handedly
All those Pachas... al those FUCK OF """""""""""HENRY"""""""""""
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>>26511440
>... as an [insert occupation here], this is hilarious!
>RIP my inbox
>thank you for the gold, kind stranger!
>THE OL' REDDIT SWITCHEROO
>HAHA DAD JOKES
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>prefacing a comment with "As somebody who has...."
>puns
>EDIT: [patting myself on the back]
>walking on eggshells
>unironically winking ;) and smiling at the ends of sentences :)
>popular science
>desperately trying to identify as a pop-nerd
>"Cheers!"
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>>26509130
this disgusts me on a deeper level because my ex-gf was a normie and probably has a tumblr

this type of "humor" was her favorite

never date normies /r9k/
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>>26514236
>ex-gf was a normie
how are you not one too faggot?
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Normals will laugh extra hard at jokes they consider to be highbrow or "scientific" because they think getting a huge chuckle out of it will make them seem intelligent.

Kind of like the big bang theory, which my mother enjoyed a lot even though she is a confirmed idiot.
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>>26512580
I know exactly what you mean

>Teacher has written 'I would write a chemistry joke here but all the good ones argon' on the whiteboard
>Kid next to me says 'Haaa good one!' out loud
>Starts nudging me asking if I 'get it'
>'You probably won't get it because you need to be good at chemistry to get it'

ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY GOD DAMN
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Like this bucket of crabs is any better. At least on tumblr they try and make each other feel good, on here people literally get thrills out of making other people feel insecure in the 50 penis troll etc threads a day
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>>26509721
Did a nigger write that? It's what I imagine a nigger on the internet to write like.
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>>26510481
Cause you may have found yourself in the wrong place. Sadistic humour is honestly funnier.
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>>26511440
What's reddit gold exactly?
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>>26515042
Do you want to know the real reason she watches it? It would bother you if you knew.
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>>26515535
its a donation to the website it means nothing, people honestly spend money to give a special upvote
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>>26509781
>my strict diet of jelly beans and Diet Coke

Ok that actually made me kek. You get 3 stars.
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People who laugh at this are the sort of people who say "So yeah - this is a thing"
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>>26509130
OMG I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE. I FUCKING LOVEEEEE SCIENCE.

CHECK OUT THIS QUOTE FROM NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON (NO, NOT ARROW TO THE NEIL TYSON ;P) AND LOOK AT HOW STUPID CHRISTIANS ARE. UHHHH HELLLOOOO? IT'S CALLED SCIENCE!

I ADORE MUSLIMS AND THEIR CULTURE IS A VIBRANT ONE.

#MUSLIMS WELCOME
#RACISTS NOT
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>>26515936
NIGGER ASTRONOMY INDIVIDUAL AYY LMAO

#NUKETHEMIDDLEEAST
#PISS
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>>26515885
>"So yeah - this is a thing"
literally triggered right now
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>>26509647
>mfw a misunderstanding
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>>26515978
>>26515885
I'M JUST SO AWKWARD AND QUIRKY - MY GROUP OF FRIENDS AND BOYFRIEND ARE ALWAYS LIKE OMG GIRL U R WILDDDDD

I TOTALLY PLAYED MY BROTHERS VIDEO GAME CALL OF DUTY AND GOT KILLS
#NURDGURL4LYF
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>>26509254
There's something about the people who make them that just makes my skin crawl. It's the most bland, uncreative, risk free, uninspired kind of humour. It's women and nu-males that use it the most.

Every fucking reddit thread:

>Puns? More like.. funs. I'll see myself out.
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>>26516045
TODAY I WALKED BY AN OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AT THE BUS STOP AND IT WAS JUST SO SAD WHO LEAVES AN OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AT THE BUS STOP HIS LIFE MUST BE TERRIBLE I BET HE HAS NOTHING TO LIVE FOR WHERE IS HIS FAMILY IF I KEEP TALKING ABOUT THIS I'M LITERALLY GOING TO BURST INTO TEARS THE WORLD IS A HORRIBLE PLACE

#INJUSTICE
#DESPAIR
#INDIGO CHILD
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>>26516118
>mfw cellwall
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>>26509130
Mega64's take on these kinds of people is pretty spot on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxSh5uLfQv0

1:22 on is relevant area
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hey
hey
did u guys know that
mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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>>26516117
Wow Brittney, you've honestly touched my heart. You're such a caring and compassionate girl, you're wise beyond your years. Just know that no matter what happens between you and chad I'd never let you wind up old and alone ;)

xx betabitchboy
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...but aren't cell membranes the ones that contain transporter proteins? Maybe cell walls if you're a plant i guess, i don't know much about plants...
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>tfw you thought this was funny until you realised it was a biology pun
I thought it was just surreal shit.
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>>26516184
Fuck off, nerd. We're talking science not nerd shit
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>>26516179
OMG CHAD NEVER UNDERSTANDS I'M SO HAPPY SOMEONE LIKE YOU EXISTS HERE'S A SELFIE WITH MASCARA RUNNING DOWN MY CHEEKS AND A SAPPY SMILE TOTALLY NOT MEANT TO LEAD YOU ON FOR ROUGHLY 3 MONTHS CAN YOU REBLOG FOR VISIBILITY PLS THX WUBBLES SWEETIE IM GOING OUT WITH CHAD NOW STAY PERFECT OKAY XOXOXOXOXXO
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>>26516217

ok, bye for now ~
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>>26515311
Fuck, you don't even need to be good at chemistry to get it, you just need to know there's an element called argon. Anyway, this reminds of this new kid at my school, he's really something.
>be in chemistry class
>sit at front and centre because I can talk to the teacher and get good grades
>this new kid sits at the front too, but off to the side so I'm not forced to interact with him
>one day, the teacher's looking at the whiteboard, half way through explaining something, just taking a second to think
>new kid goes "Hey Mr Turner, wanna hear my Mickey Mouse expression?"
>myself, friend and gf's friend who both sit next to me are in stitches at this autism
>teacher ignores him
>a few minutes later, the new kid pulls out some lammingtons (sponge cake covered in chocolate frosting and shredded coconut)
>"Hey Mr Turner, do you wanna try my lammington?"
>teacher can't ignore the kid at this point because he was right next to him
>"Uhh, no thanks, I had cake at lunch"
>"Well can I eat my lammington?"
>"No, we're in class, plus you can't have food in the lab, it's a safety hazard"
>Few minutes go by again
>"Sir, I reeeeeealy want you to try one of my lammingtons"
>Teacher brushes it off
>Friends and I are trying not to die over this kid's autism

>next lesson
>we're doing galvanic cells
>talking about anodes and cathodes
>new kid tells the teacher his tumblr-tier joke
>"Cation and cathode have cat in their names because they're both paws-itive"
>teacher kinda chuckles outta pity
>probably heard it before after years of teaching chemistry
>He says to class "Let's hear this guy's way of remember what cathodes are"
>kid repeats joke
>Teacher goes "isn't that just sad?"
>ripinpeaces.zip
>everyone groans, giving me and friends a few seconds to let our sides loose a little
>few minutes later
>kid gets up from seat and write the stolen joke on the whiteboard
>surprised the teacher didn't yell at him
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