free bf thread

>>26499097
I'm going to be monitoring tihs thread

>>26499097
bf dream name; cole

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ITT: Guys pretend their name is X because girl say dream bf is X

>guys pretending to be girls
>guys
Alot of dudes incoming.

I'd say his name but he browses here
And he doesn't like me

>>26499237
so say a different name if he doesn't like you

>>26499150
Lmao that's my name

>>26499217
It's worked for me before, have a little hope

>>26499361
what's your snapchat anon?

>>26499150
Frank, talk to me please.

>>26499411
anonymous_09

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Kristof

>>26499237
Same boat ;_;

>>26499484
anonymous_guy09
forgot the guy part

I know this is going to sound retarded and baity, but I actually really like the name Chad and it's probably because of the association it has here with "alpha" males but I can't help but find it sexy

is thread ded?

jude lets go boys

>>26499488
Bro no homo but I'd fuck you

>>26499488
ooooooh handsome :) and no I'm not a girl. man knows best

any robins here?

>>26499819
i hope not

i like these threads

>>26499488
Is he the guy with selfs stem issues or something? I think we've spoken before after I made a thread looking for a 10/10 Anon

I'm a gay robot, btw. John.

>>26499934
It's the guy who i want to love me you fucking dumbies

>>26500053
I don't know. He doesnt complain about his image to me.what was he posting about

>>26500079
Pls respond
Bump

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no response then

bored so bump

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Come on, fembots. I know you're out there.

>>26500265
Oh wait
I'm not too sure if it's the same person
Post more of his face

>>26499502
>>26499150

update?

aosduvhaiuwdag

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>>26500780
Seriously, you fucking suck. I've been waiting for response and you figured its the wrong guy. Fk u

Pointless.
Anyone ever dated anyone with the same name, though? As a Sam, I'd love to date another Sam.

>>26500836
I don't have anything

>>26500885
I have not. My name isn't androgynous like that.

Maybe Sam is here lurking though 8^)

>tfw
>name is Kevin
>Kevin is the douchiest name ever
;_;

>>26500986
I'm friends with a black dude that's talks and acts white and he is pretty cool

>tfw chadesque name but not chad
haha life is suffering 2bh ladz

>no grill will ever call my name
It's never in the redflag name threads either so I'm just average ;_;

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Any muscular, slightly feminine Jasper willingy to cosplay pic related during sex here?

>>26500847
Aghhhhsorry yeah I don't think its him uhhhhhhh

>tfw my real name is chad
why would anyone wanna date a guy with my name

>>26501016
>>26501026
I would ask you for your names but that would ruin the point of the thread

>>26501084
WHY ARE YOU BEING WEIRD? I KNOW YOU KNOW SOMETHING

>>26501104
its the thought that counts r-right?

>>26501154
I suppose. I'm bootymad because it worked before and there are no girls here now

>>26501114
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS LEAVE ME ALONE MISS YANDERE

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I AM PRESENTING A FREE DRUNKEN BOYFRIEND TO ANY FEMALE WHO RESPONDS TO THIS POST

ONLY FOUR INITIAL INSTALLMENTS OF $19.99 AND THIS FREE DRUNKEN BOYFRIEND CAN BE YOURS!

>>26501325
Fine i believe you.

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>>26499097
I don't have a dream bf name but I want a bf that plays vidya well and is only social online and not at all irl
also a boyfriend who can handle me being yandere and manic depressive

polite, virgin femanon here looking for a Jake Gyllenhaal :3c

>>26499150
>>26500836
update?

nomute pls

>>26501424
post hymen or gtfo roastie

>tfw named Johann
>tfw parents were edgy af when choosing it
>tfw digusting hue
>tfw genes a shit
>tfw poor
This thread was kill from the start.

>>26501416
Depends on the game, but I play them well enough. Only time I am social is at work, and yandere and depression is a cake walk to handle.

Too bad you're likely a few states away. :^)

>>26501416
I love you anonette
We all do, but nobody wants to admit it

>>26501361
okay, I like cleaning up and play nursing after hangover

>pic
ugh are you eeyore? is that guy still around?

>>26501416
Yanderes don't like me because i end up liking them too much.

I do love me some vidya though.

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>>26501606
;_; that makes me feel better since I've only been told "I love you" by friends and one boyfriend

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>>26501509
I live in california ffs

>>26501654
This post is surprisingly unsettling in its perceptiveness
>ugh
fuck you whore
>:(

>>26501685
>cali
Oh shit, okay, I'm up in Oregon. Have any contact info? If so send them my way to [email protected]

<3

>>26501693
>implying anyone like that faggot eeyore

>>26501685
>>26501697
good luck
original?

>>26501685
Wrong coast femanon
I'm only good at strategy vidya anyway

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>>26501498
>tfw named Johann

Her name is Hailey.. First person in my life ive rated a 10/10 and had real attachments to.. Yet I find her leaning toward her cheating ex once more.. Hold me /r9k/.. I've known her for a few years and feelings never left... It hurts just looking at her around him..

>>26501416
OP here. Would you like a free bf? You sound pretty cute.

>>26501416
Pls post steam
yanderes are qt desu

>>26501847
>>26501891
>>>/out/
thirsty fuckers.

>>26501907
Let's step outside mate, I'll smack ya upside the jaw cunt

Dante, Nico, Nolan, or just anyone who doesn't have a typical name pls. I like unique names

>>26500885
Really surprised there's someone looking for a Sam here.
Hello, I'm Sam

>>26501931
>wanting a dago

>>26501941
cyan pls go back to soc

>>26499416
Hey, kik is see_where_we_are
if you contact me, let me know why you choose my name

>>26499416
Hey, kik is see_where_we_are

>>26501941
>>26500931
>>26500885
I FUCKING TOLD YOU

Vincent

xoxox

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>>26501891
can you post yours anon?
;_; if you can't I'll post mine and then change the url later

>>26502004
>>26501941
Yeah but we're both dudes, genius
No homo

>>26501416
>>26502046
what games do you play?
are they normie mobas?

bronislav, jaromir

or paul if you're not slavshit. or whatever, just not chris.

>>26502105
How do you know?

Jaoaiwhebdoxids

>>26502128
I was the original Sam, just making a passing comment
This other Sam's post was phrased as a response, which in the context of the thread subject would make him a guy

Of course now I just look like a grouchy fuck if proved wrong, but still

>>26502046
/id/EUPutin should be it

>tfw nobody ever says your name

It starts with J

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>>26499097
>Tfw name is super unique and will never be called unless they're looking for me specifically

>>26502124
Th-thanks. . .
I didn't want to be with someone anyways. .

Is it Joseph? I'm Joseph, and nobody calls my name either.

>>26502234
...F-f-faggot?

>>26502124
>spoiler

Well that hurt, especially since no one has said it yet.

>>26502251
Oops, I meant to respond to
>>26502220

>>26502124
>bronislav, jaromir
Are those real names?
Either way be my gf I'm not Chris

>>26502234
Same here, and no one is looking for me.

>>26502220
Same with and same letter too
How was your Valentine's day robot?

>>26502046
>>26502159
Pls don't leave me ;-;

>>26501033
Yes, everything but Jasper.

>>26502292
Nig that creature has five desperate robots all over their feminine dick already, be patient

>>26501416
On the internet I'm the most social and charismatic person imaginable, but I can't do it in real life. What's your Skype?

>>26502110
I play normie mobas when friends force me to play
but I play mostly single player type games ;_;

>>26502328
>but I play mostly single player type games ;_;
Like what?

>>26502268
it isn't joseph, next letter is a

>>26502287
pretty shit stayed in my room and felt sorry for myself while my sister was hanging out with my coworker

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>>26502467
>pretty shit stayed in my room and felt sorry for myself while my sister was hanging out with my coworker
Same, but it's not my coworker my sister's been hanging out with

tfw have unpopular name for my generation, was named after great grandfather.

>>26502110
Kill yourself Sam. I now know your name.

>>26502539
I'm not Sam sorry

>>26502506
who has she been hanging out with?

>>26502588
idk some Orthodox guy she met
subhuman bydlo scum

>>26502357
well for one I'm obsessed with the game don't starve.

>>26502638
There's a multiplayer version called Don't Starve Together

>>26502539
wtf
What did I do to you

If your name gets called in this thread then you are a digusting normie

Yall gay

Get dubs

>>26502725
>calls other people gay
>gets single
kek

>>26502655
I have that too but everyone I bought it for doesn't play it with me. ughuu

>>26502962
Buy it for me and I will

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>no results when searching for my name yet
I'll just have to look later I guess

>>26502983
>tfw can't tell if the same anon or just some random poor fag trying to whore me out of a game

>>26503021
The same anon

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Well, seems like im late to the party here.

Here is my info:

>Isach
>19
>Norway
>Shit gamer, shit life
>atleast good country

>>26503021
>>26503032
Or just give me your steam and I'll get it myself

>>26503118
>Norway
>Good
lol

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>>26503134
Atleast its better than 90 % of the countries nowadays

>Dont get robbed
>Dont get shot
>Got rights
>Alot of neetbux

What more do robots want? Sosial interactions happens once a week, when i have to shop groceries

>>26502656
Wrong person kek

I'm looking for a girl who likes anime, including seasonals, and is gentle and understanding to help me re-learn dota. I haven't played in like 8 months, but my life is empty and I want to start again.

>>26499097
>choosing a partner based entirely on their name
This is dumb and you should feel dumb.

Also, >>>/soc/

>>26503196
>gentle and understanding to help me re-learn dota
Hahahaha holy fuck my sides. Good luck with that. I hate teaching people how to play. Self taught here

>>26503289
Be my bully gf while I learn how to play :3

>>26503196
anime and dota are literally trash

>>26501416
I'd be perfect for you then!!

Except the manic depressive part. I don't need that in my life...

>tfw nobody wants a Curtis

>>26503342
Only if he's a LeMay

>>26503359
>tfw i never bombed the japanese

>>26502040
God damn it you stole mine

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>>26503289
>>26503306
You're right, it sucks. But all of my friends play dota, and I'm tired of being alone. I'll probably do bot matches, and slowly work my way back to being able to play solo pubs. Then work on my game until I can not be a burden on my friends. I want to hang out with them again.

>>26503196
>>26503306
Guy who watches anime and plays Dota here

You can find a girl who watches anime but you will never, EVER find a girl who plays Dota. It is too hard for girls and they prefer LoL every single time.

If I remember correctly, only about 4% of the player base are girls, and they're most likely gutter tier players.

Also don't listen to what anyone says about what they dislike around here related to yourself, it will do you no good.

PS buy a glimmer cape and aether lens on supports, bkb moonshard on right click carries. That's all you need to know.

>>26503480
>moonshard
you wot

>>26503460
Just play with them and tell them you're a bit rusty, ask for advice etc.

It's not THAT rough, is it?

>>26503516
Okay let me rephrase that... Moonshard on a strength carry that has some innate damage passive that can proc multiple times or is constant.

I once did a BKB 2xMoonshard Abyssal MKB Alchemist and wiped out the enemy base alone. If anyone jumped me they were permanently stunned and my team backed me up.

Also the animation is hilarious, and it sounds like a blender so I was laughing the whole time.

>>26503528
It is. I was burdensome before I quit. Now, I'm only at 700 hours and I've had to restart a couple of times. They've all got 4k+ hours and have been playing consistently since we met a few years back. They probably have 10x as many games as I do, and I never even got ranked. It doesn't help that the game gives me a headache if I play for too long.

>>26503621
700 hours, wow fuck off noob.
What, sucking dicks can't that much of your time.

>>26503601
>playing alchemist
Cuck desu
Troll warlord masterrace is where it's at senpai

>>26503745
Actually I rechecked and I'm at 900, but the point stands.

>>26503828
Well ok, maybe you're just stupid.

>>26503748
I love Troll Warlord, but he is outclassed by other carries in the current patch.

Tfw uncommon name ;-;

>mfw my name is never gonna get called because it's unusual

Well at least I've got my right hand.

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>Ctrl + F
>type my name
>0 results

just kill me senpai

>>26501931
is Nicolas good enough?
it's fairly rare in my country tho

>>26499237
I believe you
not
lul

Ethan, be my bf

>>26505504
how about no femwhore

>>26503118

What city homie, another norbro here, male though

Any Voldermort?

>>26505504
THE TIME OF MY RECKONING HAS COME, THIS IS MY NAME pls let me orbit you atleast

>>26503828
kek desu, I've barely broken the 1k hours barrier and I'm at 5k ranked mmr
How's it feel to be a cuck?

tfw your name is wouter


fml

>>26505274
>nicolas
>rare

It's literally one of the most common names spread throughout Europe

>ctrl + f
>no results found
My name is pretty fucking common and only 3 letters so this blows.

>>26505682
post steam
originale commentario

>>26505857
>pretty fucking common and only 3 letters
I can't think of a single name like this that isn't short for something.

>>26505860
You first desu ;-;

>>26505843
i know, but its not in my country

>>26505860
Disregard my first reply, email steam to here pls [email protected]

>>26505857
Fuck off tom

>>26505928
god you are one thirsty faggot

I have a very common name and in my opinion it's a very good name but still no girls post it.

>>26505954
God you are correct :^)

>>26505975
why arent you on soc, shitposter?

>tfw nobody would say my name because it's a derived name with many different versions
Oh well.

>>26502124
I'm paul
B-be my gf?

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>>26499097
homofag here: Kyler Moss

If dubs crush is browsing /r9k/.

>>26506015
if dubs gf browses /pol/

Christian, Jake, Jacob, Theodore would be nice.

>>26506048
Theodorus close enough?

>>26505857
Is it "fag"?

Literally will date any bot that shows a.pic of them with a sign saying "I love Stacy"

Yes I have low self esteem

>name starts with a v
>no one will ever say it anyway

>>26506048
Hello, Jacob here

Any depressed , manic fembots that play league ? I will be ur support :3

>>26506142
Vader, Darth

>>26506241
underrated post
this is original as an orange

>>26506270
Thanks, orange ya proud of me senpai?

>ctrl+f
>9 matches
>It's all people using the word and not my name
I didn't expect anything more

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>>26506132
Only 4u sempai

>>26506380
Is your name fag

>>26506427
>ctrl+f fag
>7 matches found
Anon, pls

>>26506475
Tell me you shitlord I won't be able to sleep if you leave me in suspense

>>26506491
Will
Not original

>>26506508
Oh

Hi Will how you doin

>>26501931

Is Jerome good?

Too bad I'm so chad I get dates regardless of being socially inept.

>>26506117
>>26506427
Immature, but I laughed the second time.

>>26506628
We tried Will give us some credit you fag

Saran
Armin
Babak
Abbas
Farhad
Dalir
Hassan
Mahmoud
Sajad
Samir
Mehdi
Javad
Farrokh

>>26506713
>Sajad

A pseudonym I've used on another forum.

I'm actually a White, uncut Agnostic with a Hebrew name and a Christian background

>>26506132
give email and I'll take a pic that says it tbqh

Chad

Oh wait

>>26506674
>198 posts

OH MY GOODNESS

is there any marks?

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>>26501416

>tfw I missed this poster

Fug. Vidya is my only talent and I have no friends IRL but a number online.

Once again, no Peters. There are never any peters no matter what thread. Does anyone give a fuck about or like the name peter cause I sure dont.

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>>26507693
You were called to a higher purpose Peter

Bf dream name: William

>>26507693
OP here. I know this feel. All I wanted was to talk to cute girls on the internet

>>26502040
Does Vince count?

Christian
Elijah
Sebastian
Joseph
Edward
Christopher
Frederick
Dominic

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>>26507173

Marek (slavic ver. of Mark)

skype: alfred.tarski

Tfw common white american name yet it's not been posted itt

It's alright. I mean this thread is probably a 20:1 guy:girl ratio anyway

>>26508355
>his name is Vince
>not Vincent
Shit parents to be honest.

Luffy :-)

>>26508505
It's actually Vincenzo..

>>26508531
Oh, that's okay then.

>>26507890
Das my name :o

Someone gift me don't starve together pls. I wants to play with some of you anons. My name starts with A by the way.

I have an obscure name that no one would ever like.
Plus, it's unisex.
>tfw name is Corin
Please don't me anyone I know on here.
P.S I'm male.

>>26508702
Don't worry
You'll meet a fat Samurai to live with you and grow senzu beans someday anon

>>26508717
I forgot about Korin from DBZ. At least I get free beans.

marek
krystof
kuba
martin
honza

>>26508989

see >>26508428

lorem ipsum dolor samet

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are there any Daniels around?

>>26509051
At least one. Now I can go to bed, thanks.

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>still no mention of my name

>>26509338
Some of us were just ment to be alone, that's the way of nature

>>26508386
Joseph here

Plz don't be gay

>>26509777
im not, hi Joseph

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>>26502280
I'll look for you, anon. <3

>>26508386
Edward reporting for duty!

All the ones not listed are ok.
>>26499150
White trash.
>>26499488
Polandball.
>>26499885
Hipster faggot.
>>26501662
What makes you think you deserve to be yandere if you're used good?
>>26505504
Gay jew.
>>26506569
It's a good name if you're french but you're probably a nigger.

>>26511023
do you have an email adress?

David or austin pls (or Chad)

>>26501033
Maybe, if you're coco chan.

>>26511051
yes, it's [email protected]
pls be gentle

>>26506713
Last name's Mahamud

>>26509051
yes there are. three of my normie dorm-mates share the same name, so I hate it already. don't even respond to my own name anymore

>>26511290
check it regularly

Janitors doing a good job of keeping shit off /r9k/ as usual

Too busy deleting images of kids for triggering them I guess

>>26510736
Hey, do you have an email or something

>>26509051
here for you

throwaway99 @ mail.ru

Where did the girl that wants a William go ?

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>>mfw not even my name is called

>>26499488
Damn dude. Not joking when I say you could have the lay of the land with the ladies.

>Tall
>light brown hair
>Blue/green eyes
>strong jawline

literally around 8/10

>tfw no girl wants a richard

>>26512911
>ctrl + f
>garrett
>0 results found
well shit

>>26502124
I'm slav, is that good enough

>>26511104
>David
Hi, I'm David. I'm also a Chad.

Skype is voxity

>>26512911
>>26512979

>tfw Marshall

>>26500885
AM SAM HMU
i-if ur a dude no homo ;_;

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Ben hasn't been called, r-right?

tfw my name is so uncommon it will never be said ;_;

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>Tfw Joseph gets called but your shitty Kangaroo variant of it won't

>>26512959
Apparently we are undesirable. Even our name cockblocks.
Do you feel like strong leader?

>>26508386
>tfw Joseph was already taken

o-okay..

>tfw no Niva
She wouldn't browse here anyway.

>>26512979
tfw your name is the even more uncommon version, garret with one t

>>26513186
hi joseph

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>>26508386

You called my name Joseph but you listed too many names. Try again next time.

>>26499097
Craig? Cutest name

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i couldnt talk wtih anyone

>>26513357
>tfw craig
>tfw panic attack when i read my name

>>26513132
what name
O r i g i n a l c O m m e n t

>>26513447
A grill just called your name cute stop being a fag and put your sausage on her

>tfw no Vittoria
If she lurked I'd probably die

>>26506142
>>26513557
Name found. Guarantee it

>>26513494
Soloman

>>26513520
fuck off arianna

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> Obscure slavic name feels

Poor Slav

>>26499237
>tfw not certain if my last crush browses this board
>mostly just post shit about how I hate her and shit
>am actually grateful for a few things but we never had or ever will have a decent conversation

I for one appreciate having no odds being called out in here, literally too small a country for the name I got.

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>>26514172
>name from a neighbourhood of Russia that's even more obscure than anything Slavic

>tfw nobody calls my name, not even the English version of it ;-;

>>26513087
Ben here

Any johns in the east coast? hmu

>>26505857
Dan? Tom? Bob? Joe? Lou?

>>26499973
Late, but now I'm here...

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>>26516240

You got me but like above, doesn't count since too many names listed.

>>26501931
>tfw Nico

My name is Josh and I am not gay if any qts are interested ;)

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>tfw no one said Damien

>>26517661

You should be disqualified for saying your own name.

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>No one said Nicky

My name is God tier

>>26501931
Kieran here

Please...someone post Jared

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>>26519276
I'm here, my sweet

>>26508702
The first girl I fell in love with was named Corinne. Doesn't have anything to do with anything, just wanted to say something.

>>26501416
I have manic depression but I eat shit at vidya, and I'm pretty fucking social offline and online when I'm not at a low. Also I have cash and illegal narcotics. Do you have kik?