This went pretty well last time I saw this thread, so let's give it another shot to make Valentine's Day a bit less lonely.
Girls: Call out the name of your dream bf.
Boys: If your name is called, give them your contact info and start talking.
fuck off, i'm lonely
ITT: Guys pretend their name is X because girl say dream bf is X
>guys pretending to be girls
Alot of dudes incoming.
I know this is going to sound retarded and baity, but I actually really like the name Chad and it's probably because of the association it has here with "alpha" males but I can't help but find it sexy
Seriously, you fucking suck. I've been waiting for response and you figured its the wrong guy. Fk u
Any muscular, slightly feminine Jasper willingy to cosplay pic related during sex here?
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I don't have a dream bf name but I want a bf that plays vidya well and is only social online and not at all irl
also a boyfriend who can handle me being yandere and manic depressive
Depends on the game, but I play them well enough. Only time I am social is at work, and yandere and depression is a cake walk to handle.
Too bad you're likely a few states away. :^)
;_; that makes me feel better since I've only been told "I love you" by friends and one boyfriend
Her name is Hailey.. First person in my life ive rated a 10/10 and had real attachments to.. Yet I find her leaning toward her cheating ex once more.. Hold me /r9k/.. I've known her for a few years and feelings never left... It hurts just looking at her around him..
can you post yours anon?
;_; if you can't I'll post mine and then change the url later
I was the original Sam, just making a passing comment
This other Sam's post was phrased as a response, which in the context of the thread subject would make him a guy
Of course now I just look like a grouchy fuck if proved wrong, but still
>Tfw name is super unique and will never be called unless they're looking for me specifically
>pretty shit stayed in my room and felt sorry for myself while my sister was hanging out with my coworker
Same, but it's not my coworker my sister's been hanging out with
>no results when searching for my name yet
I'll just have to look later I guess
Well, seems like im late to the party here.
Here is my info:
>Shit gamer, shit life
>atleast good country
Atleast its better than 90 % of the countries nowadays
>Dont get robbed
>Dont get shot
>Alot of neetbux
What more do robots want? Sosial interactions happens once a week, when i have to shop groceries
I'm looking for a girl who likes anime, including seasonals, and is gentle and understanding to help me re-learn dota. I haven't played in like 8 months, but my life is empty and I want to start again.
You're right, it sucks. But all of my friends play dota, and I'm tired of being alone. I'll probably do bot matches, and slowly work my way back to being able to play solo pubs. Then work on my game until I can not be a burden on my friends. I want to hang out with them again.
Guy who watches anime and plays Dota here
You can find a girl who watches anime but you will never, EVER find a girl who plays Dota. It is too hard for girls and they prefer LoL every single time.
If I remember correctly, only about 4% of the player base are girls, and they're most likely gutter tier players.
Also don't listen to what anyone says about what they dislike around here related to yourself, it will do you no good.
PS buy a glimmer cape and aether lens on supports, bkb moonshard on right click carries. That's all you need to know.
Okay let me rephrase that... Moonshard on a strength carry that has some innate damage passive that can proc multiple times or is constant.
I once did a BKB 2xMoonshard Abyssal MKB Alchemist and wiped out the enemy base alone. If anyone jumped me they were permanently stunned and my team backed me up.
Also the animation is hilarious, and it sounds like a blender so I was laughing the whole time.
It is. I was burdensome before I quit. Now, I'm only at 700 hours and I've had to restart a couple of times. They've all got 4k+ hours and have been playing consistently since we met a few years back. They probably have 10x as many games as I do, and I never even got ranked. It doesn't help that the game gives me a headache if I play for too long.
>Ctrl + F
>type my name
just kill me senpai
>tfw I missed this poster
Fug. Vidya is my only talent and I have no friends IRL but a number online.
You were called to a higher purpose Peter
Marek (slavic ver. of Mark)
All the ones not listed are ok.
What makes you think you deserve to be yandere if you're used good?
It's a good name if you're french but you're probably a nigger.
>Tfw Joseph gets called but your shitty Kangaroo variant of it won't
You called my name
Josephbut you listed too many names. Try again next time.
>tfw not certain if my last crush browses this board
>mostly just post shit about how I hate her and shit
>am actually grateful for a few things but we never had or ever will have a decent conversation
I for one appreciate having no odds being called out in here, literally too small a country for the name I got.
>name from a neighbourhood of Russia that's even more obscure than anything Slavic
You got me but like above, doesn't count since too many names listed.
>tfw no one said Damien