Well, fuck guys... I can't believe this just happened.

>falling for the "just be yourself" meme

Stay away from people if you have aspergers.

>>26493293
>>as one of the chads walk past me he puts his hand on my shoulder and says "Don't worry bud, keep trying"

Man, some Chads are very heartwarming people. Unlike Stacy, it is possible for Chad to not be completely lost to normalcy.

>>26493293

listen to the chad and keep trying, next time bring someone with you or talk to the bartender for a while to get a feel for the place before talking to groups

>>26493293
damn this is heartbreaking

you can't just walk up to a group of people like that, it only works in movies. if you were hanging out with your group of close friends, would you want some stranger forcing himself in?

>>26493293
Kek
Saved

Great job frog.

lol thanks for the laugh
this shit is why I come here

Lol. This can't be real. No one is this retarded.

>fruit punch

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>as one of the chads walk past me he puts his hand on my shoulder and says "Don't worry bud, keep trying"

How old are you, bro? You cant just walk into a bar alone and try to talk to girls there. You either go alone and spend time drinking by yourself or you go with a group of friends and work something out.

>>26493293
well, at least you tried, as long as this isn't bait. I can't even bring myself to leave the house. the bro tier Chad was right, you can't make it if you don't try

>>26493293
You didn't do anything wrong explicitly, but it's weird to talk to girls who have an equal number/more guys with them. Next time try talking with girls who are by themselves

>things that didn't happen
Also this >>26493422

>>26493436
This depends where you live and what the local bar culture is like

LMFAO This is gold. It gets funnier everytime I read it.

That Chad was pretty cool.

>>26493500
FRUITPUNCH

>>26493293
I've had my fair share of autistic stories.similar to that, I ended up having 3 girl acquantances and fake numbers.
I just laugh them out.

yes, they sting but you get a bit more unautistic every practice

I hate it but that's just how our life goes, I'm still afraid to male fuck ups but there's no other good option

no shame op, you did more than any of us.

i wish i had that kind of bravery

and at least chad was cool

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lost it at "safe travels." dont even care if real or not.

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>have terrible week
>decide to go to bar for the first time
>I'm 19 and its a 21+ bar but the guy at the door winks at me and says I can go in
>so many guys there wearing leather and I'm wearing shorts and a tshirt
>walk up to bartender and lots of guys are looking at me
>he asks "hey buddy, what will you be having?"
>I'm really nervous so I say "something juicy please"
>everyone around chuckles
>I say "I meant something fruity..."
>they all start laughing and I turn into a tomato
>The bartender smiles at me and gives me a glass with applo juicee
>I ask for a straw and decide to walk around because I've never been here and its really dark almost like a dungeon
>a big muscly guy with a fishnet/mesh shirt grabs my hand and says hi
>I say hi and ask if he has a gf because I've never

OP, why not get a practice gf instead?

>>26493620
i've got some bad news for you man

>>26493620
hmmmmmmmmmmm where could this be heading

you lost, bud?

>safe travels

Holy kek this is hilarious

Reminds me of this past thursday.

>walking around downtown at night, it's pretty much empty
>light up a smoke as I get near a bar, hopefully there's someone smoking outside I can practice talking to
>approach a group of dudebro guys smoking in a circle, one of them yells "think fast!" and tosses a cigarrette butt my way
>try to smack it out of the air or something but miss
>they all laugh and go back to talking
>I just stand there in the circle, smoking and listening, was hoping one of them would talk to me
>they all finished up and walked back in
>go to a different bar, find a stool and order a cheap beer
>everyone else is talking and doing their own thing
>get and pay for drink, barkeep doesn't even ask for ID
>finish up and walk away
>barkeep says "sorry for taking so long honey"
>"i-it's okay I'm just passing through"
>go back home and watch barry lyndon

It wasn't that terrible overall but I wish something interesting happened. You should be thankful OP, you got a mildly fun story out of the deal.

every time I go to a bar some beta faggot wants to talk to me and I'm no chad at all.
why the hell do you want to talk>?
just drink and shut up .

This is the best thing I've ever read in the history of reading.

Keep your head up anon.

>>26493358
some chads can be nice but stacy are just satan's spawns

do they serve non alcholic drinks at the bar?

>>26493293
>What did I do wrong guys?
You didn't do anything wrong except for put too much emphasis and thought into your own actions. You didn't find the humor in what was happening in the immediate moment, you immediately concluded that you were fucking up so you kept pushing harder. That's fine and all, but you need to recognize that when you start fumbling around like that, you should _slow down_ and keep composure. Chad gave you the best advice: keep trying.

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>safe travels
mfw

>>26493713
>going at a bar to drink and not talk to people

You're missing the entire point of a bar, everyone's there to socialize. Otherwise you can just get some alchohol at the store and drink it at home for way cheaper.

>>26493737
Of course. I always get coke with ice.

>safe travels

your biggest mistake t b h

>>26493791
Not whomever you're replying to, but some people go to relax and veg out for a bit. That's usually the case if they have a wife back home just waiting to jabber-jaw the fuck out of their ear.

>>26493586
So what? You can be an odd one out of literally everything, as long as you look okay and aren't autistic about shit.

I literally say shit like "darn tootin" but because I'm not a sperg it's okay. I mean people really do read your vibes

>>26493823
theres this sports put nearby and i wanna go there. but i dont wanna eat everytime i go, yet i feel ridiculous to ask to go straight to the bar and then just drink non alchol

"Safe travels", that's gold right there.

But seriously, getting into a game of pool or darts is the way to go.

>>26493293
Same sort of thing happened to me except I went to a book store

>decide to venture out yesterday afternoon (Saturday) to maybe possibly interact with people
>decide to go to bookstore
>look around for an hour
>looking for people my age to talk to
>no one meets the criteria
>guy with his young daughter (probably 3 or 4 years old) sitting on these steps in the store
>hes reading to her
>I think aw how cute is that
>I walk by them a few times and finally gather up the courage to say
>"that's really cute you're reading to your daughter like that i think more fathers should take a more active role in their daughters lives"
>he looks at me like i'm going to molest her
>he has a cup of coffee next to him on the step
>I shuffle closer for some reason, trying to think of something else to say
>I knock over his cup of coffee
>It goes all over his leg
>it's hot so he's in a bit of pain
>his daughter starts crying
>old woman clerk tells me to leave the store

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>>26493293

>I say "safe travels"

I'd have bought you a drink for the laughs if I had seen this desu.

>>26493846
Um he was at a bar alone, attempting to chat up strangers, drinking fruit punch. I mean at the very least have a beer you raging autist.

You guys just don't get it, you'll never fit in. You care too much about yourself and it shows all over your face, the way you dress and the way you carry yourself. I can just look at someone and describe their life.

>>26493500
Do you want to make OP consider suicide?
Don't do this anon, the smartest way to begin small talk is finding people with similar interests, go to shows, I don't know, maybe lectures.

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>>26493968
Nu ugh

>>26493868
Just do it anon. Staff serve drinks all day, they wouldn't even care to be honest.

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>I ordered a fruit punch instead

>>26493333
Fucking quads

>>26493293
I like your attitude, I really like it. Its good to see that you took the first step for once. Now here's what you did wrong: When people are in group, they are usually closed towards strangers, if you want to contact them, you gotta have friendship with one of them. Why? So that person can introduce you to their group and they'll be open to you.

You did right, we only learn from mistakes. Take Chad's advice and keep going.

>>26494011
They care. If you're gonna sit at a bar alone drinking soda you better tip very very well.

>>26493333
>just be yourself
All this scene didn't look at all spontaneous by him, also approaching some random strangers at a bar is not spontaneous in any way, there's no way to "be yourself" in such situation, the thing is most normies aren't even themselves, they just play a role that fits the best for the situations they are in, instead of chosing spontaneously on what they really believe in.

>>26493293
Chad is a good man

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>>26493293
>"safe travels"

>>26494044
so what should i do? should i eat first? then go to the bar?

should i go straight to the bar? order sodas and sit?

how long can i sit before they start getting upset?

when should i leave?

I'd be your friend OP.

Sperglords make the best friends. Nothin like playing Smash all day and sperging out about various topics ranging from video games to politics to philosophy. Some of the best times in my life were summers or weekends just sperging out with my sperglord roommates playing WoW n guitar hero n shit

You know you fucked up when pulling your dick out would actually improve the situation.

>>26494102
I mean would it kill you to grab a pint and watch the match?

>>26493293
>events that transpired

>>26494102
Don't eat. Just order water all night. Sit in a booth if they have one. By yourself. Never leave.

>>26494102
There going to think you're an absolute lunatic. Who goes to a sports bar alone and just orders soda? Automatic creep status.

>>26494125
i dont drink

thats the problem. but how can i stay and watch without pissing off the bar?

>>26494174
yah thats what scares me

>>26494154
This. Make sure to wear your cargo jeans and new balances.

>>26493293
>Don't worry bud, keep trying
Sounds like a pretty cool guy tbqdh

>>26494186
If you're looking to be a more social person you should probably drink a little.

>>26494186
Do you at least like sports? You could probably get away with like a burger and a soda or something.

>>26494115
>Smash
>politics and philosophy
mah nigguh

Nothing like playing smash and memeing about Bernie.

My sides are officially obliterated. Thank you for the laugh anon, I have faith in you.

>>26494261
i love sports

i've done this a couple times. i eat, then i just go to the bar room and drink my tea and watch games. never actualy sit at the bar though.

nothing ever happens though

>>26493293

Dude, you just entered the saloon and kicked everyone out without firing a single shot.

>Now its time to fill up with booze.

>safe travels
why

Good on Chad for at least putting in a little bit of effort to empathize.

At least Chad was nice.

>>26494302
This.

I always go at least once a week by my self to watch some sports. Once in awhile I will have a quick convo about what's happening in the game, other then that I don't talk to anyone.

>>26494411
>>26494215
Yeah most Chads are nice guys because they have nothing to prove. An actual Chad wants success for his peers as well. Anyone got that alpha vs beta chart? Even though I disagree with that shitty dichotomy I agree with what it says

Op, next time you try to do something like this again please post a thread about it.

>>26494529
Someone post the goats climbing the cliff infograph it makes me happy REEEEEEEEEEEEE

I love those silly goats

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>Safe travels

O I am laffin

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This story is fake but fuck is it hilarious, this is like gold when reading this shit, it's like what an autistic person would do... Op if you got more stories that can conjure up please fucking do!!!

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>>26493293
You don't just approach a group of strangers out of context and expect to hangout

Bravo op, bravo. This is fucking amazing. Keep it up.

The fruit punch is what did you in op.

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>>26493293
>I say "safe travels"

Jeez louise

Someone please screancap this shit.

>>26493378
That's the problem, anon, he doesn't have friends

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>>26493293

>tfw this would be me if i tried too

the key is to not even try to be normal and go to a bar or whatever

you can't change yourself

>>26493965
You don't have to follow social rules if you're not a sperg. I could walk into a bar and stay dry

>>26493535
This only works if you live in the autist sanctuary on autist island

>>26493358

heartwarming? That sounded condescending as fuck.

>>26493846
>I say shit like "darn tootin"


Everyone hates it when you do that

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>>26493930
oh qoq

>>26493293
If you enter the bar and immediately stumble around and act like a slapstick buffoon, you might as well not try socializing that trip. Go back and try again without first embarrassing yourself to the whole bar.

>>26493293
The fuck anon. If you're alone at a bar you can only socialize with A. other people that are alone or B. someone that happens to sit next to you by chance.

Wtf man weirdo. If you're out with a group of friends and a loser comes up to your group and acts like that what would you think man.

But at least you have the confidence it takes to make new friends... I sometimes go to the shopping mall and talk to random girls to try to get their number. That works surprisingly well.

>>26495263
Nah because I almost never do it, bruh. In fact I haven't even said it in years. I was lying.

>>26495338
I bet you're that kid shitposting in all the active threads right now. If you want attention you can just ask for it, bruh.

>>26493293
fucken proud of you anon. you tried, better than 80% of the faggots on here.

>>26495216
All depends on the tone, of course. But remember it's not like he had to say anything at all, not to mention anything even vaguely positive.

Can someone screencap this? I really want to save this.

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>>26495419

Nothing personal, OP.

>>26495419
Do it yourself hype fagging cunt.

>>26495455
>still using default theme
What the fuck anon.

>>26495469

I don't care enough to mess with it and am used to it.

>>26495469
>Hyping your 4chan with bloat
>having cookies to save your hype

>>26495360
Probably I might be lol

>>26495494
>>26495484
Tomorrow master race faggots.

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>>26493293

>i order a fruit punch instead

Thanks for the laugh, m8.

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how common is it for a bar to not card?

im 18 and i know of one place that will serve me. nobody ever asked me for ID. i dont even have facial hair, i always shave and im fairly short too. nobody ever asked for the ID. I can go in there and drink shots of fucking whiskey by myself no questions asked.

however, yesterday i went to another place, this time with my cousin who is older than me but still not 21 (full beard tho) tried to order a beer, they carded me, i fumbled around for it and said i left it at the nearby hotel we were staying at and got water instead.

>mfw

i'm sorry OP. I'll be your friend if I ever see you at the bar

>>26495516
Maybe I should use that, since I am mostly on here during nighttime, and it's easier on the eyes.

>>26495455
Thank you anon.

Thank you bloxxx

>>26493293
Damm op.. At least you tried your best and your brave enough to walk up to them. Some robots dont even have the guts to do this.

>>26495455
This is going into my personal collection.

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>>26493293
>safe travels
Kek
You didn't do much wrong anon, first times are never easy. Next time don't dive right into a group, look at potential people at the front of the bar, see if any single targets are available. Don't dive into groups, that will fuck you over unless they come to you, which they might if they're the "partyboys" type.
Above all else, make friends with the bartender, they know the ins and outs. Get close enough and he can be an indirect wingman and the roots to what you can achieve socially, he can get a conversation rolling with a customer for you and you can get you in without it seeming rude because you know each other.
"Hey there. Oh, this is anon, this guys a regular and he's really funny, etc."
Having them on your sides way more beneficial than having a friend try talk you up, who's someone going to feel more comfortable talking with? The bartender whos serving them or a random guy obviously paired up with you?

t. barman whos done this before

>>26493378
Fucking this. Look you fucked the whole thing up. You want 'bar friends', go find a pool hall and just roll in, buy a beer shoot some pool. Plenty of people practice solo, then sit at the bar. Do that twice and people will start to see you as a regular and will talk to you. Then you organically gain friends.

one of the Stacy's busts out laughing "I have to go to the bathroom" she says
>I say "safe travels"
>Her friends "I really can't take this weirdo anymore, lets leave"


normal people don't say safe travels you fucking weirdo

Holy shit OP!

Was you wearing a blue shirt??????

and like a pokemon symbol or something?

>>26495820
yes i was wearing that

>>26495864
Ohio?

I think I was there. It's not all that bad man. Most of it's in your mind.

>>26495820
Did you see op at a bar or something?

>>26495864
plz post pic of shirt op

>>26495900
I dont know. I seen a guy knock his chair over and struggling to get his walled or something.

Didn't really pay attention after that though

>>26495820
>and like a pokemon symbol or something?
>pokemon

xD fuck OP forget that I said that you were half way there you're so beta autistic just give up already.

>>26495898
What part of Ohio anon?

This is a original comment.

>>26495904
yes pic of shirt please

>>26496034
>>26495992
>>26495960
>>26495930
>>26495904
>>26495900
>>26495864
>>26495898
Baited faggots haha

Props to the Chad, he knew what you did wasn't wrong but that wasn't the way to do it.
You need to become a regular in the place you wanna meet people from, once the regulars in said place notice you it will be more easier to meet people.
A library for example is a great place, nobody questions why you're always alone, also wear something that makes you easy recognizable, for example I wear glasses and also I like to collect t shirts allusives to various cities of the world. Inb4 hipster. That made me easy recognizable by other people.
The point is, people like us can't do friends out of nothing, we gotta work to earn them.
It is bullshit, but its the reality.

wow r9k really makes me feel good about myself as a normie loser

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>>26496149
gotta have friends to make friends.

economics are applied to a lot of things not money related i realized.

i'm at the point of social bankruptcy since i moved to a totally new state. haven't made a single friend even though i used to make easy friends.

>>26496189
that's true, almost every single one of my friends I made from another friend introducing me to them or doing things with a group of of friends. I guess you're fucked OP lol.

>>26496174
It's ok to be literally autistic but you can research how normal people dress from your computer and stop looking retarded with minimal effort.

right. im gonna try to help. it's late, im high and this post may be a bit scattered, and i bet precisely none of you will pay attention, but these 3 vids can and will help you if you let them.

btw assuming any of your story is true, op, i think it's worth pointing out that all the people sat at that table were as anxious as you. for them to act like such dicks is simply their insecurity. they felt they had to be a dick to you because it was expected of them by their peers. they're terrified to be themselves...
>>26493333
...which by the way, is not a fucking meme. not in the 4chan sense of the word. it means simply, don't overthink things. don't ruminate, don't plan, just 'be'. even with assburgers, this is the best you'll ever be. being 100% authentic and not giving a fuck, is precisely how to escape anxiety and how to find a girl who loves you for who you really are.
if you have panic attacks, listen to this. do as instructed and within a month, no more panic attacks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_mFzOudxng
also, listen to this from 4:33
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS3Ulo5mYhE
no matter what you think of david icke, this is pretty damn good. do this for a year and you'll be absolutely void of social anxiety and happier than you've ever been, plus you won't be single.
you can either be yourself, or keep trying to be someone else, and end up dying alone and unhappy.
this dude is enormously helpful too, loads of his stuff on youtube, will take a lot longer to 'click' than the former vid however.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NK3oe5eQmQ

now go be happy. or don't, whatever.

>>26496238
exactly. best way is strong-arming into club or a community by being assertive.

i made a shit ton of friends going to a random fighting game meet-up at a play n trade.
i just said fuck it and went with it, tried my best not to look like a total social fuck up and the guy who ran it really made up for it.

i've seen him run a smoke shop with bongs n shit and he came up to me and striked a conversation. just came together like a puzzle.

dontknow why someone would go to a bar to make a friend. i mean what the fuck would you have in common besides drinking alcohol, even though op had fruit punch

>>26496174
That's a cool shirt, where'd you get it?

>>26496189
No OP you don't need friends to make friends.
Again if you don't have money just become a regular in some place .
Libraries are a good start, (unless you have pay to enter a library in the US) once you identify the people that hangs out there the most you can approach slowly. Just don't be a creep and linger around them.

I'm not a friendship master actually the few friends I've made are as cynical as me, and still I haven't befriended a woman.
But at least I have someone to vent my shit now.

>>26493333
Let the quads speak. Talking with people never helps. The only way to improve you life is a piece of hot lead imbedded in the brain stem.

>>26496379
good point. but it all depends on interest. i wouldn't go to a library because i dont really read books.

what situation would you be in to bring up any conversation if you have no interests in the first place, and the fact its kind of the worldwide place of shutting the fuck up so why would you want to talk to anyone, anyway.

i've made friends with people who i absolutely didn't think i would befriend. serious shittalking to banter then to being friends has happened a lot.

>>26496280
not OP, thanks annon, i suffer from this, lately i've been pushing me out of my house, walking to random places

>>26493293
>as one of the chads walk past me he puts his hand on my shoulder and says "Don't worry bud, keep trying"

as much of a fuck up as i am, and as many asshole chads as i've come across - i can still appreciate it when my fellow man is nice.

don't worry bud

>>26496379
>become a regular in some place .
this. it can be anything from a pub to an online chatroom. people will eventually accept you whoever you are, as long as you're not a fraud.
>>26496497
good luck m80. social anxiety fucked my life for years, wish i'd stopped hiding and sorted it out sooner. once you've conquered it you can really begin to live, as opposed to just surviving.

>>26493293
>wake up today feeling good
First mistake

Nah for real, the chad was right. Keep trying and you'll learn to mimic human behavior. It's truly tuff stuff, and wiser normalfags count among their blessings ample opportunities to learn.

>>26493333
>Stay away from people if you have aspergers.
quads of truth

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Public/social anxiety. You need to cure this problem and it is really easy to. All you have to do is go in a crowded area, wear something insanely outrageous, and walk down the straight chest up, eyes straight, straight back, and not giving the slightest fuck in the world. Do this multiple times a week.

>>26496607
the real problem comes when interacting with others

>>26496640
The only way to cure this honestly is just to talk to others. Seriously nobody is out to get you. Just keep calm, learn to read body language, and watch a persons tone. You can pick up vibes easily off people if they have malicious intentions.

>>26495216
could've been but given he could have just laughed and walked off like the rest indicates any attempt at sincere effort
who knows for sure tho

I lost my stoner group of friends by making them ditch me
I don't know how to start over
I can't accept the fact that I'm nothing without them

>>26496774
they are stoners, buy some weed, invite them and talk to them

>>26496893
I did some really messed up shit tho
They called me one stupid nickname that I got since hs
I blatantly said I don't consider anyone who calls me that my real friend, they got REALLY pissed off, like I am the phoniest person out there

>>26496774
yeah i know that feel. it's so hard to find anywhere to meet new people. you get so fucking bored minutes feel like hours.
don't give up though brah. and ffs do not do what i did and start drinking or using other drugs.
you need to go -anywhere- to meet new people. i know how impossible it feels, especially if you're not wealthy. there seems to be simply nowhere to go wherein you actually get to talk to people, as opposed to just wandering aimlessly alone.
if you don't have an addictive personality, try going to bars. if that's too intense, find a bar which has a restaurant, you can have a meal instead of sitting awkwardly on your own. just go anywhere/do anything that will allow you to speak to people. maybe join a hiking group, spend 40 quid on a hubsan x4 and take up drone racing, join a fishing group, volunteer to work on a farm, or if you want something really easy, go to an AA meeting. you can literally just walk in totally unannounced, sit there in total silence the whole time then walk out again at the end without saying a word to anyone, or you can take the stand and tell everyone your story, and then afterwards hang around for an hour drinking coffee and talking to damaged, desperate, easy alchie girls. the religious element is a bit tedious, but who cares, just use it as an easy place to socialize. if all of this seems too intense, just go to damn church. everyone there feels obliged to be nice, and while you'll likely only be talking to old people, it's better than talking to no people.
if you can handle it without any meds, it's a lot better. if not, acquire some diazepam and use for no more than 2 weeks, just while you intro yourself to society.
too tired to help in a concise way and feel like this post is dragging on, but just get yourself out there in whatever way you can, talk to as many people as you can, and don't look back. she's waiting for ya brah.

>FRUIT PUNCH

Was it good at least?

>>26496975
Well, what was the nickname?

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>I say "safe travels"
kekkity

How long before reddit steals this?

Do you realize that walking into a random group and befriending them is hard for even good-looking people to do? Why on earth would an autistic robot like you do it?

Most normies make friends at school or work.

>>26493293

>safe travels

fucking sperg

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>>26493358
some chads were bots
believe it or not.

>>26493293

>don't worry bud, keep trying

Good cunt that cunt

>Go to bar alone since I enjoy the music at that bar and the barman is actually nice and knows a lot about different drinks
>Have a few cocktails and beers
>nothing at all happens
>I'm just paranoid people will think I'm weird since I'm the only one alone.
>Go home and wank/listen to more music
This is all that's ever happened to me when I've gone out along.

>>26499420
you've gotta approach people, anon. drink more.

last valentines day i went out alone to a pub near me. there were 4 people there. every one was a single guy, sat on his own, as far apart as the seating would allow. didnt have the heart to take a pic but it's still burned eternally into my memory.

>>26493333
If you have Aspergers like I do, 95% of the time you want to be alone and not talk to anyone.

>>26499292
I remember seeing this picture when I was 17 or so and thinking "I'd kill myself if I ever lived at home when I was 20."

I'll be 25 next month.

>>26493293
What you did wrong:

>stiffly walked over because people looked at you
>scramled for your wallet
>did not have the brain capacity to know beforehand you would get asked for an ID
>did not have the brain capacity to know it would be in your jacket if you couldn't find it
>didnt hang your coat on a fucking coat rack
>knocked over a chair for no reason
>drop your ID
>ordered fruit juice in a fucking pub
>talk to random people who aren't there by themselves and want nothing to do with a megasperg like yourself
>unironically said "safe travels"
>stare at a wall

But most important, you are an obvious fucking autist and tried to do a non autistic thing. Stop trying to be someone you're not. Be yourself, meaning do NOT ever try going back to a bar instead and instead sulk in your own filthy while contemplating suicide, faggot

http://wow.zamimg.com/wowsounds/547896

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>>26493293
>I say "safe travels"

>>26499651
>>didnt hang your coat on a fucking coat rack
wat? Is that common?

I'm pretty good at coming off at a normie and go to bars frequently but I never leave my coat at the rack. Too many blacks and dominicans that'd steal it.

>>26499830
Of course it's normal, it's what a coat rack is for. Choose a bar that doesn't have nonwhite scumming infesting it

>>26493707
barry lyndon is a great movie desu
his mom's advice ruined his whole life lmfao
he even got killed by stacey's beta child because degenerate mothers cant teach their loser sons about honor

>>26493293
This is maximum bait.

Don't go up to an established group of friends when you're alone and trying to make friends, especially if there's girls in the group as well

What were you even thinking

>>26500223
Seriously. That's not how we made our friends, and we aren't going to let in some random loser there by himself drinking punch.

The only robot thing to do in bars is to get extremely hammered by yourself while playing the VLTs.

If you're scary looking you could also just drink beer by yourself at the counter watching the TV. I would advise not doing this though, someone might try to talk to you.

>>26493293
Nothing nigger you did good even more than some people here some people are just sucks and that has nothing to do with you but you could improve on your approach

Ohhh anon, you will get it some day. Don't give up.

>>26493358
real chads are actually bros
I knew some in high school and they were great friends
too bad I moved away

>>26499930
I don't think I see anyone using them at bars. I've seen coats checked in at clubs but all the bars I've been too have p.much everyone still wearing jackets or hanging it off their chair.

>>26499641
you still at home?

>>26493293

Do this like 20 more times and I swear you'll be golden. And make sure each time it's with a fruit punch.

>>26501166
not him but i'm 24, turning 25 soon and i'm at home. so if you're wondering if you're the only one, you're not

his tone seems to imply that he is still at home

>>26493293
should of had a few drinks you would of felt better and not been as awkward, I'm quiet and pissed off 90% of the time but when I drink I can talk and don't twitch nearly as much and feel somewhat happy

>>26501321
why?

oceee

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>fruitpunch
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BE A MAN AND ORDER A MOJITO YOU CUNT

>>26501718

This.

These are the absolute best.

I'm going to start saying safe travels. But I'm awesome so it'll come off as funny and everyone will get a kick out of my lingo.

>>26493791
Don't agree with this.

I've often went to bars just to chill out and watch the world go by, see who comes in, what they order, what they're wearing etc. It's just the atmosphere.

More interesting than your wall at home.

>>26503096
This guy knows what he's talking about.

I'm trying this more often.

>>26501614
He will improve everytime and by 20th time he should be a master at it from trial and error.

>>26496174
is it a pepsi shirt?

>>26493293
Holy shit you should've just left the bar after you picked up your ID off the floor.

Rough day op

>>26493620

hahaha

thanks for the laugh man

>>26493620

funniest thing i've seen on 4chan in probably 2 years.

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>>26493293
Thanks for the laughs after lunch break robot, that was good!
Although take it from a normie: listen to Chad and keep trying!
Your problem like every other robot is that you focus and think waaaaay too much about what you're doing and what other people will think of you.
Next time try to focus on something else than yourself or how you look entirely: think about what you'd like to drink, ask the bartender what he recommends, strike up discussion with him and see if someone's wants to join the conversation when they come to the bar etc
And most of all, dear god please, acquire the ability to laugh at yourself when you have a silly ID-juggling moment or whatever, it's only because you consider it a tragedy that tragery ensues.
Anyway Godspeed spergy anon!

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>all the fucking normie faggots in this thread not knowing what it's like to have social anxiety
Kill yourselves.

And OP, listen to me, this was not a setback. Did it go perfectly? No, no it didn't. But you know what? You walked into a place you'd never been before, and even though that must have been scary as fuck you still did it. Not only that, but you tried picking up some girls, and even though that also didn't go perfectly, one of the Chads gave you a positive, heartfelt response, so it wasn't a total failure. You really should take his advice, bro: keep trying. One day the fear will subside and you'll be able to stay cool and collected in any situation.

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>>26493358
In my school most chads are annoying attention-whoring fucks looking for troubles constantly, but there are also a few super nice alpha normie guys who say hi to me everyday.

>>26493293
Anon it is super difficult even for normies to aproach entire groups of people. Most people in groups are just okay with each other and dont want others to join them, especially if they have girls with them.
Try to focus on lonely guys, or even lonely girls. It will be hard too, but not impossible

Also remember this robots

There is nobody who hasn't ever fucked up on social situations. The average guy used to fuck up when he was in elementary/middle school, when it was ok to be weird, adn now he has the sense of how to act. We just haven't tried enough in our lives because ugly/autism/social anxiety/weird interests. We will always be low-tier members of the normie hierarchy, but at least we will get used to it

I'm autist
>Go to nightclub alone because I dont understand social game
>Buy an overpriced drink
>See a group of 6 asians
>Go to them uninvited and talk
>One girl has smell fishbreath but she is super into to me
>Talk to another one, we click
>Next week i lose my virginity

Every time I think back at my behaviour, I question myself, is my brain broken? Is it autism? Have I suffered some mental trauma from young age? Or is it the isolation that simply prevented me from learning all the "rules" of social function.

>>26495163
fuck off reddit

original comment etc etc etc

>>26501364
Moved together with gf 2 years ago
2 2 yo now.

How does that make you feel?

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>>26493358
Some Chads actually want to help but they're so oblivious to the problem and believe women will respond to betas the same as Alphas.
>dude just go up and talk to her it works for me all the time!
>Just bee yourself
>how will anyone love you if you don't love yourself
>Bee more confident